This traffic cp is poisonous

Because he didn't want to see a group of elders crying loudly, Xu Xie hid in a corner and listened to the music, and asked his assistant to give him eye drops when it was his turn.

"Drop more." He ordered.To cry well, there must be enough tears.

He walked towards the arena with two eyes full of water, but suddenly saw a familiar figure in the arena.He subconsciously blinked his eyes, and the eye drops that had been transported so hard were all sprinkled on his face.

Xu Xie: "..."

In the eyes of others, Xu Xie walked over cautiously (for fear that the eye drops would be spilled in advance), as if he couldn't believe it, but when he really confirmed the figure of the other party, he was stunned, and tears fell like a torrential rain.

"She Yue?" Xu Xie seemed to be confirming whether a dream was real, his expression was in a trance, and his fragile appearance made all the viewers feel distressed.

How sinful was this man who suddenly appeared!Everyone thought about it, but it actually made the two beauties of our group cry when they saw it.

The sinful man seemed to be full of guilt, he took a step back with horror on his face, "Am I... dead?"

Everyone who was waiting for the Shura field: "Huh—?"

"Otherwise, why would you cry every time you see me?" She Yue even took her own pulse, "Although it's still beating, I'm not sure if it's the heart, the wind or the pulse."

Hu Lu thoughtfully handed a bottle of Pulse to She Yue, "Anytime, anywhere, come back with Pulse."

She Yue said: "To be honest, did you accept the advertisement?"

Hu Lu found the direction where Little K was, "I can pick it up."

Little K replied indifferently: "You can't."

Seeing that Hu Lu's two words attracted She Yue's attention, the staff felt sorry for Xu Xie, the poor little lotus, while feeling the aura of the palace.

"She Yue," Xu Xie was really annoyed by this dazzling love scene, his expression became angry and desperate.He rushed forward and grabbed She Yue by the collar.

coming!Everyone said, let's fight back angrily against the scumbag who deceived his feelings!

"You pay for my tears!" Xu Xie's voice was broken, "And my dignity! My honor!"

The voice of questioning and weeping blood is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.It seemed that there was already one kind of poignant sadomasochism unfolding in front of everyone, they were so moved by eating melons, and now seeing Xu Xie's body trembling slightly in the wind, their hearts ached.When she looked at She Yue again, her eyes were already full of murderous intent - the scumbag must die!

She Yue: Bloody disaster?

"Wait a minute," She Yue decided to struggle with her tiny fate, "I think we had a misunderstanding before."

"What misunderstanding?" Xu Xie gritted his teeth, "So many people are watching, you have made me lose face!"

She Yue seemed to understand something, and just as she was about to say it again, some of the righteous people on the sidelines couldn't help but stand up and said: "If you are a man, take responsibility, don't step on two boats! Stop your scumbag behavior, today you must Make a choice! By the way, I support Hu Lu, long live Zhenggong!"

"What?!" Everyone was in an uproar.

Immediately, someone rushed out to support Xu Xie, "No, I support Xu Xie, he is also a poor man, but he just encountered emotional fraud!"

Seeing that everyone ignited a raging battle over the cp position, arguing with each other, the person in the center of the storm spoke.

She Yue possessed a playful spirit, straightened her back and said: "It's useless if you fight any longer, whoever wants me is a man you can't get."

Everyone: "..."

Kill him.

Xu Xie also let go, with a face of innocence, as if he was afraid of getting involved with She Yue again, and hurriedly called his assistant to go to the side to fill up the eye drops.

But the preconceived people felt that Xu Xie was heartbroken and didn't want to look at this scumbag any more. Poor man, his heart is probably too broken to be closed again.

Now everyone stood on the femme fatale cp.

"Snake and scorpion cp?" Someone asked, "Is such a vicious name a pity for Xu Xie's poignant love?"

"No," said the big guy who hosted the CP event, "This pair of CP has a deep sadomasochistic love, and the three views are not right. If we don't feel sorry for Xu Xie, we will never let the scumbag enter the stage. Such a poisonous CP, The name couldn't be more appropriate."

Everyone felt that it was reasonable, and found the right direction to start this cp.

So in the future, the cult cp, which caused a lot of headaches for all parties involved, was formally established. Its long-playing wife-chasing plot and magical turn-based cross-slag setting, with a distinctive style and unique taste, often make people feel their scalp numb while being thundered. Addictive to the point of no cure.All the warriors who broke into this religion to investigate the enemy's situation never returned, and the members who joined the religion recalled the time when they hated and resisted the religion and felt that it was a lifetime away.From this, I have to sigh that the cult's profound brainwashing skills are so terrifying!

It's a pity that no one took the farce on the scene seriously at this time. After Hu Lu's filming part was completed, Xiao K told him that he had no other work for the time being, and just concentrate on filming the variety show "My Best Friend".

Before leaving, Director Hou asked for Little K's consent, and also recorded some pictures of other members of the K group as welfare shots.In order not to be so deliberate, director Hou randomly took pictures on the spot, and the other members showed a very united and friendly relationship under the camera. Everyone expressed cordial care for Hu Lu's amateur friend She Yue.

But remembering what the group called She Yue when they first met, Director Hou wisely turned off the radio.

Sure enough, when he approached, a few people represented by Xu Xie greeted She Yue with a smile: "The country's recent crackdown on feudal superstition has not affected you, has it?"

"A few days ago, I saw that the sales volume of your Taobao store was only in single digits. Can you still eat?"

Director Hou: You also paid attention to She Yue's Taobao shop, how busy is it? !

She Yue didn't change her face, "It's really hard to get enough food from Taobao, why don't you give me a hand?"

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on the shopping link, clicked on share, and the mobile phones of several people in the group rang.

Several people were shocked, "When did we have such a WeChat group?!"

Director Hou took a look with his 2.0 Kazilan's big eyes. The group name is still very simple, called "Mutual Help, Let's Get Rich Together".

Bai Ruoxu said with disgust: "The appearance of these names in my list has simply lowered my fashion value."

Xu Xie sarcastically said, "Help each other? How dare you ask us to help each other?"

She Yue is capable of bending and stretching, and has no arrogance in front of capital. She changes her name as soon as she wants, and immediately becomes "the entrepreneurial story that Xiao She and K have to tell".

Zhong Qi: "Well... this name makes me think too much."

She Yue sincerely suggested: "Please don't think of me in the dead of night, I will feel a little troubled."

Knowing that She Yue was talking about dreaming, but Hu Lu was still feeling unwell, so he took action and changed the name to something simple and unadorned - "Channel of Wealth".

This name was changed in a row within a second of its birth, and no one in the group spoke, but the system notification of changing the group name alone took a few pages.

What a solidarity, K.Director Hou thought.

When Chinese could not be unified, foreign languages ​​were used, and when foreign languages ​​could not help, we had to use non-linguistic literature - punctuation marks.So toss to the end, the group name is just a full stop to deal with.

"It symbolizes consummation." She Yue said.

"Wait," Xu Xie suddenly reacted, "Why are we changing the group name? Why do we really have to pay She Yue for sales!"

"That's right, I don't want to join this group at all, I want to quit!"

Zhong Qi grasped other key points, "She Yue, why are you looking for us to start a business? Where is Hu Lu?"

Bai Ruoxu's eyes lit up, "Are you looking down on our captain? He has earned a lot since his debut!"

However, this alienation plan is doomed to fail.Hu Lu put his arms around She Yue's shoulders, and said, "Because my money is She Yue's money, so if he asks me to buy it, it's just an internal flow of funds, and it won't produce economic benefits."

"Tsk tsk tsk," the three of them said with contempt on their faces, "you two are really working together, you have no shame."

I finally overcome the cruelty of the life creed of a man who bleeds but not tears, and barely passed the level after crying out a sense of tragedy of a strong man's sacrifice.He also joined the small group, and expressed the only sincere welcome to She Yue.

Hearing everyone talking about "sponsorship", he placed an order in She Yue's store on the spot - one hundred red cloth belts.

Zhong Qi still had a conscience and wanted to help Leng Ru sober up, but when he looked down and saw his payment page, "..."

"Even if one is only one yuan," Bai Ruoxu was silent for a moment and still tried to persuade his teammate who had stumbled, "Why are you buying it back?"

He said coldly: "My girlfriend is a kindergarten teacher, and they might need these for Children's Day."

Xu Xie had nothing to say, but when he looked up and saw She Yue, he was speechless and happy. He patted the cold shoulder and said, "So you are a friendly army! Well done!"

"Ah?" Great confusion was written on the cold face, "I just saw this and thought of my girlfriend..."

She Yue's eyes moved, and before she could open her mouth, Hu Lu said, "Then you didn't see that there is 'reward for sacrifice' written on it?"

The rest of the people only saw the price and pictures, but didn't pay attention to the text description. After hearing Hu Lu's words, they realized that there was indeed such a word in the title, and asked, "What does that mean?"

Hu Lu said: "The temple will give some things back to the worshipers when there are festivals. Our side is this kind of red cloth belt, which can be tied on the wrist or somewhere in the home. It has the meaning of peace and blessing."

Cold and somewhat puzzled, "Then I..."

"However," She Yue added, "after all, it is a reward for praying for the safety of the gods and Buddhas. If you wantonly discard and trample on it, it is likely to cause dissatisfaction with the gods and Buddhas, and accidents will happen instead."

When ordinary people hear She Yue say this, they may find it troublesome and return the order instead of buying it, but he is a cool guy on the surface, but he is actually an honest person on the inside. His first reaction is to assure She Yue: "I will definitely let my girlfriend treat you respectfully." Treat them!"

She Yue smiled and said, "Okay. You will get more than what you pay for."