This traffic cp is poisonous

a month ago.

She Yue was taken away from her hometown by Hu Lu, because the program team was coming to film their departure the next day, so she lived in Hu Lu's dormitory for the time being.

Hu Lu took She Yue to greet his teammates, "These are members of our men's team."

Everyone else smiled politely at She Yue, only one of them named Xu Xie raised his chin contemptuously and said, "Look at you, you are so busy, what a remote mountain valley did you go to?"

Hu Lu ignored him, and put his shoulders on She Yue's shoulder and said to him: "This is Xu Xiezi. I want to introduce you. His mouth is more poisonous than a scorpion's tail."

Xu Xie was unhappy, "Hu Lu, what are you talking about! Are you trying to stir up conflicts within the group?"

As soon as he said this, Hu Lu's face froze, and then he added with a very embarrassed expression: "Don't look at his mouth is more poisonous than a scorpion's tail, but he... is a good person."

Xu Xie: ...You fucking, you put it so reluctantly...

At this time, there was a sudden "pop" in the room, and all the people who were secretly listening to the development of the situation raised their heads, thinking that Xu Xie couldn't hold back and finally slapped him, and now they all looked away with burning eyes Hu Lu found palm prints on his face.

Hu Lu was aggrieved and clutched the back of his hand that was reddened by She Yue, and received countless disappointed looks as soon as he looked up.

Hu Lu: ...Hey, you guys!

Xu Xie saw with her own eyes that She Yue slapped Hu Lu hard without changing her expression, and drove his hand away from her. When she was shocked, she saw She Yue walking towards her.

Xu Xie took a big step back: "You, what are you going to do?"

She Yue didn't answer, but walked all the way in front of Xu Xie and said, "I heard from Hulu that you also have tens of millions of fans on Weibo?"

Xu Xie heard a [-]-point ridicule from these words. Just you, you also have tens of millions of fans on Weibo?

Xu Xie was so angry: "What's wrong with me, real men are all earned by their own hard work!"

She Yue suddenly grasped Xu Xie's hand tightly, so scared that Xu Xie stared and shouted: "Don't act recklessly!"

She Yue smiled charmingly: "Why would I act recklessly, it's too late for me to hurt you."

Xu Xie's eyes darkened: "It's broad daylight! I don't have that kind of hobby!"

Hu Lu laughed loudly behind them, pointed at She Yue and explained to Xu Xie: "Xu Xiezi, you are thinking too much! She Yue is such a person, she can answer everything. What's more, with me here, how can he talk to Xu Xie?" It’s not blind to see you, is it?”

Teammates: I'm going to die, here we go again, Hu Lu's heartbreaking blow is natural and unconscious!

Xu Xie was so angry by Hu Lu that he wanted to do something, but he found that his hand was still firmly held by Hu Lu's good friend.Even more angry!

She Yue accepted it when she saw a good deal, and said with a smile: "What do you care about with Hulu? He just likes to tell the truth. In fact, we meet each other because of fate. Meeting each other in the vast sea of ​​people is the great blessing accumulated in the previous life... ..."

Xu Xie: "It must be a deep resentment!"

She Yue had a doting look on her face: "Whatever you say is right. Let's just end up grudges, then don't you want to resolve the grudges as soon as possible in this life, so as not to bring it to the next life? Do you still want to live with the gourd forever? ?”

Xu Xie was shocked, "Then I might as well die!"

She Yue disapproved and said: "Don't talk about life and death lightly. All things are born by man. It's not easy to be reincarnated as a man, let alone you are a man. According to Buddhist teachings, men are born with a few more lifetimes of practice than women. You don't know foot!"

She Yue dragged Xu Xie to sit among their teammates, and said in a soft voice: "If you want to resolve your grievances and gain peace of mind as soon as possible, you must accumulate merit. Those with profound merit will not only shelter and benefit future generations, but also help You are safe and sound, safe and sound.”

Some teammates thought it was funny, so they asked him: "Isn't there still a saying that good people don't live long, and scourges last for thousands of years?"

She Yue shook her head, "Longevity and good luck in this life stem from the hard work in the previous life. Some people have done all the evil deeds and exhausted their luck, and then they will spend their next life as an ox or a horse to pay off their debts. Time is like a long river, and retribution is never limited to a hundred years. between."

Unconvinced, Xu Xie even glared at Hu Lu: "Who knows if there will be an afterlife, it's refreshing to repay the present world!"

She Yue: "Real Times, of course there is!"

The teammates all looked over curiously, and heard She Yue say calmly: "Sanctioning crimes, isn't the most direct way of retribution to the police? Don't bother the gods and Buddhas for things that can be resolved internally. Be independent, human!"

Xu Xie: ...

Other teammates: ...

"So!" She Yueyu patted Xu Xie's hand earnestly and said, "Others have made mistakes and sent them to the judicial system, but doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is all their own business. You say you are not convinced that Hu Lu surpassed your popularity, then you know Is there a saying called doing your best and obeying the destiny? You may all be about the same level of excellence, but you will lose if you fall short of the most important point."

Xu Xie: "What?"

She Yue: "Luck!"

Xu Xie suddenly realized: "That's right! I just said that I am better than Hu Lu everywhere, why should he be the C position!"

There is a member who takes the ruthless route. He is called ruthless, yes, he is called ruthless. He said absentmindedly: "But luck...is something that human beings can't do."

The other teammates turned to look at him: Damn it, when did you get into this drama!Wake up, don't listen to pyramid schemes!

She Yue said righteously: "You are right! When human power is beyond the reach, the only way is to ask gods and Buddhas for help!"

Hu Lu covered his face from the side: Ruthless classmate, you are simply giving She Yue points.

"And luck!" She Yue stood up and said loudly, "It's the blessings you have cultivated in this life! Think about it, starting to accumulate merits now is like saving money in the bank. Collect interest. People who don’t practice are like holding a broken bowl and crying hungry and thirsty. If they don’t act now, when will they get rid of poverty and become rich?!”

"Then what do you say?"

She Yue smiled and said to them: "Cultivating merit is not troublesome. Come on, let me teach you. First, let's turn on the mobile phone and add friends. By the way, it will be convenient to contact each other in the future. Alright, I will send you a I posted a link. This is a wish store jointly opened by believers. It is full of hand-made offerings. In addition, there are underworld currency. You can post the link on Weibo to increase popularity. Increase the power of wishes. I don’t understand why everyone always retweets koi, what’s the use of that thing, if you really want to make a wish, you have to repost something related to gods and Buddhas.”

Everyone put away their mobile phones together, and under She Yue's smiling gaze, they worked together to return him to Hu Lu.

Especially Xu Xie yelled at She Yue and Hu Lu: "If you two engage in feudal superstition again, I will call the police!"

Hu Lu smiled and took She Yue to his room. After sitting on the bed, he couldn't help laughing again for a long time: "Those idiots were really fooled by you just now! And you, talking for a long time is a waste of effort." .”

She Yue showed a high-spirited spirit, "Preaching is difficult, I expected it a long time ago. But it is still rewarding anyway."

Hu Lu sat up and asked, "What?"

She Yue said: "Xu Xie! Look, I just taught him to call the police, but now he will be able to? This shows that I still got into his heart."

Hu Lu held up his thumb: "You are a cow, the three religions of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism are not taught, and even the popularization of legal knowledge is not spared."

She Yue said modestly, "Hey, whoever makes an outstanding person is an all-rounder."

Hu Lu suppressed the arrogance of the "all-rounder" with one sentence: "Has the Taobao store sold more than a hundred?"

She Yue silently dropped the phone.