Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

Natsume-kun seems to have not played for a long time, but he has not forgotten him.

Because of being an undercover agent at this time, I couldn't tell my brother Natsume in Kumamoto Prefecture about my exact address.

However, I will still borrow other aliases and addresses to send some special products to my dear brother Jun from time to time, which can be regarded as another way to report safety.

Me: "The younger brothers are all lovely younger brothers!"Both hands must grasp the cat, and both hands must smooth the fur. 』

System (subway old man's phone face. jpg): [...don't put such adjectives on Gin! 】

2,

Of course, Strawberry Milk's plan to invade the Black Heart Winery has been going on, from the outside to the inside, developing layer by layer.

First of all, outside: everyone who went on a mission with me, the water glass or mineral water will disappear and stay in place, only a standard box of strawberry milk.Accompanied by the soft voice of the silver-haired woman: "Do you want to drink it? It tastes very good. It is the Huaguoshan brand that is well-known, conscientious in the industry, chosen by the public, and cared for by love."

Teammate: "..." Is this an advertisement! ?Why are there so many prefixes!

Me: Life is to live in advertisements, to be covered by overlapping advertisements.

Although I took the initiative to give it as a gift and recommended it top-notch, not every teammate is so easy to talk to. Most of them frown and express their resolute rejection of this kind of naive and low-level sweet and greasy drinks.

"It's too much to describe strawberry milk as childish and low-level—a true warrior must have the spirit to drink strawberry milk until death!"

During my impassioned speeches and contagious body movements, my teammates were often moved, and finally accepted the strawberry milk with tears in their eyes.

System: [...This impression is a physical impression!Tears really filled my eyes! 】

Teammate: Anyway, it's scary, bro! .jpg

This kind of behavior of persecuting teammates, buying and selling by force, and promoting other products must be reported!

Teammates who go back usually report to work with Gin.Originally, they planned to sue Scada Strawberry Milk for conspiracy, or frankly, when they saw the things placed in front of the gin table, they silently swallowed them back.

I saw a silver-haired man with a icy aura all over his body and a strong and oppressive aura. On the heavy wooden table, there was a box of strawberry milk that was out of place!

On the shelf at the back, there are strawberry milk cartons in various patterns like a collection of millet!

teammate:"!"

System: [Did you let it go, Chiho Ri?I said not to add strange elements to Master Qin!Don't just put it casually just because he doesn't throw what you put for him! 】

Me (with a rose in my mouth): "To promote healthy and happy growth, drink strawberry milk."This is obviously a blessing! 』

These strawberry milks look very familiar—it is the Huaguoshan brand recommended by a woman named Skada on the road just now!

Teammate: "Uh...gin...uh."

He hesitated for a long time and couldn't say anything.

The silver-haired man collected the information and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "What's the matter?"

His voice was deep and deep, and the dark green wolf eyes were shining like swords and swords.

The people below quickly said in their hearts that those who know the current affairs are Junjie, and immediately looked away at the milk carton: "It's okay."

At the same time, the man had an epiphany in his heart: So it seems that the person behind the Huaguoshan brand strawberry milk is actually gin!

That Scada probably did this to please Gin, right?Or, is there really something unknown in this liquid that looks like milk?In short, you can't be one step behind!

With more or less other thoughts, some guys from different organizations, or who belong to this organization themselves, collected and reported this important information, which triggered a group of laboratories of other organizations to study the ingredients of strawberry milk in Huaguoshan .

There are even a few guys with more active thinking (?) in the middle, and when they should give cigarettes to gin, they hand over a Huaguoshan brand strawberry milk lollipop.

Gin: "..."

Gin: You're looking for death.jpg

3,

Then there is the milky strawberry inside (System: To tell you the truth, the Chihori virus on it has penetrated from the outside to the inside!)

I am determined to spread new ideas and bottle new milk, so I broaden the horizons and reshape the three views for my teammates every day.

Use the most sincere words to tell the content of the latest era.

In a tone of persuasion and reminder: "Oh? Do you know French, Russian, Spanish and other seven languages? Well, this is not good. In this era, it is no longer enough to just master the languages ​​that humans can! Look at French, the French must understand it. Well, it's the most common language for them. So what's not common? Of course it's the language of animals!"

System: [Although Chiho Ri's logic is very clear, this teammate, you must stick to your heart! 】

In a tone of regret and encouragement: "The railings on the side of the street are twisted and twisted. This setting is actually an art design that people in the past have bent. What? You say it's impossible? How can it be impossible? I can break it with my bare hands. Wan—Although you have lost a lot of nutrients, it is still too late to drink strawberry milk from now on!"

System: ["There is such a leader who never forgets to sell, are you moved by the company?"]

In a mysterious and deep tone: "Friend, I see that you are frowning, and you must have something on your mind. I am afraid that something has gone wrong recently. But don't worry, I have a precious thing here. I just need you to give me a hundred USD, and I can give you a secret document that holds the secrets of the world."

System: [...Even if "One Hundred Thousand Whys" is wrapped in the book cover of "Confidential Documents", it is still "One Hundred Thousand Whys"! 】

But most of the time, I don't need to do anything deliberately.

After all, as the protagonist of Long Aotian from Sand Sculpture Comics, he is spreading strange Chihori viruses every day!

Me: It's not a virus!It's the happiness factor!

Because the driving stability of most people is not very good, which makes me a little motion sickness, so in order not to get motion sickness, I choose to get out of the car.

"Why, because of such a trivial matter, you have to give up the mission?" Teammate A looked at me with contemptuous eyes, with a hint of dislike for my hypocrisy.

"Where did I say I gave up?" I raised my eyebrows and patted the car window, "You drive your car, I don't like driving, just follow outside."

"Don't be kidding, I won't wait for you!" Teammate A sneered, "I will report your situation after the mission is over."

He stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out like an arrow off the string!

There are few traffic lights and pedestrians on this road, and there is no surveillance. Teammate A had a car racing, and finally stopped in front of the first long traffic light, half-closed his eyes, and lit a cigarette to relax.

However, a hand suddenly came in from the window of the co-pilot!

Teammate A: "!"

I saw the silver-haired woman leaning in half of her body, and touched something from the co-pilot seat: "Oh, my candy box really fell here."

An unbelievable person came into his sight, teammate A's eyes widened suddenly, and he almost lost the cigarette in his hand: "You...how do you..."

How could it suddenly appear here? !Obviously just stepped on the accelerator and drove so far!

"Well, what's the matter?" I glanced at him, "You want to eat Skittles too?"

"Which car did you make? It's unbelievable that you got a taxi so quickly." He then calmed down again and mocked, "Didn't you get motion sickness? You still took a car."

"No, I just followed. To be honest, the weather is good today, suitable for going out for a walk." I chewed on the skittle candy, and said with a curled lip, "You drive too slowly, I'll come later."

"I drive slowly??" Teammate A said, "You want to drive? Don't be ridiculous, don't scratch the car later..."

Before the words were finished, the signal light in front had turned green. Teammate A only felt a shaking, and his sight suddenly raised——the car under him was suddenly lifted!

Teammate A: "!"

"You're driving too slowly, let me do it." I easily lifted the car with one hand, spread my legs, and rushed out like a bolt of lightning!

Teammate A's face was shocked instantly, that calm face was distorted by the strong wind, but the shadow of sublimation of thinking could still be seen: what happened, who am I, where am I? !

In the next second, teammate A: "Fuck! The cigarette butt I dropped burned my crotch!!"

However, the people carrying the car and running outside obviously didn’t hear it. At this time, I was happily letting the system play the divine song "Catch the Shrimp" in my mind. When it sounded in my mind, my mouth naturally imitated it .

"...Hey, my crotch is on fire—"

"...the shrimp catcher—"

"The crotch is—"

"Shrimp catcher—"

The brainwashing divine song "Catch Shrimp", accompanied by the distorted sound of "The crotch is burning", has become the most beautiful music passing by the street.

The surrounding scenery turned into a blurred color painting, and the pedestrians on the street only had time to see the hazy outline, and the shadow suddenly passed by.

You can only roughly see the combined outline of a person and a car——

Passerby: "Autobot? Is it an Autobot! Silicon-based creatures have visited the earth!"

At the same time, Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji, who happened to be off today, were walking on the side of the road, and they caught a glimpse of hot wheels-like legs and the shadow of a moving vehicle from a distance.

"Is it Avril?" Hagiwara Kenji raised his purple eyes and looked over.

"That's right." After Matsuda Jinping's words fell, the combined shadow had rushed over, and the passing wind seemed to still have the sweet taste of strawberry milk.

In the shocked expressions of passers-by, the indifference of the two of them and the nostalgia and joy hidden in their eyes seemed incompatible.

"As expected of Elizabeth..." Hagiwara Kenji chuckled and brushed back his half-length hair, "It's still energy-saving and environmentally friendly, preventing gasoline burning from polluting the environment."

"That's right." Matsuda Jinpei also raised the corners of his lips, nodded, and put his sunglasses in his coat pocket, "Vale, you've always been so civic-responsible."

System: [By the way, none of your three sentences have overlapping names, hey!And why this can be exaggerated, how thick is your filter already—! 】

Player A: So no one cares about my crotch burning? ?