Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

Facing my speech, even Fugu Ling's brain froze for a moment.

I rushed forward and grabbed him to take him to the bedside in the room!

Jiang Gu Ling finally reacted at this time, he let me hold my wrist, and readjusted his ambiguous smile on his face.

It’s just that the perfect smile hadn’t fully bloomed yet, and was interrupted by the next step—the light-blond woman pushed him to the side of the bed, and then dragged out a small blackboard from the bottom of the bed (Jiang Gu: Why is there a blackboard under the bed? This kind of thing?) on the bedside table, and then fumbled for chalk from the drawer in one go.

Me: "Okay, ready, let's start class!"

Jiang Gu Ling: "... what?"

"Hold your chest up, sit upright," I tapped on the blackboard with a solemn expression, "From now on, I will give you the first lesson of male morality education, to be a good man who is neither fierce nor troublesome, nor demolishes the house, three obediences, four virtues and five virtues!"

Jiang Guling: "??"

In such a private, concealed, and ambiguous environment, under the background of bedside, men and women, and coexistence, they actually started a serious class? (System:? Men's morality education is actually a serious class in your heart? Jiang Gu!)

"Student with morality, are you listening?" Noticing the moment when the other party was stunned, I coughed and switched to the male voice of a middle-aged head teacher, "Student with morality?"

The successful switching of the voice made Jiang Gu Ling's expression froze: "...Miss Inoue?"

Is it a voice changer? ?impossible!With his ability, of course he can tell whether the other party is wearing these items, but in fact he doesn't—that is, false sound?Which voice is the body?Is the other party male or female?

Fugu Ling's eyes darkened, and he refused to consider the possibility that the other party was a man.

Already... don't want to do this honey trap anymore.

System: [Chiho Li can always make people wither when it's time to branch. :D]

"In this situation, I have to call Inoue-sensei, Fuguya-san." I recalled my original voice.

The last name is like a hammer, suddenly awakening Jiang Guling!

When his real name was called out, cold sweat broke out on his back, but his appearance was extraordinarily calm and unmoved, the smile on his lips remained undiminished, and he said gracefully, "It's Willund, Ms. Inoue."

I:"……"

Me: "There is no ghost at the scene, we can communicate with each other." After a pause for a second, I stepped back tactically, "Wait, you haven't recognized who I am all this time!"

Falling valley zero:?

Jiang Gu Ling: Don't try to lie to me!

2,

System: [Jiang Guling said: Hey!Vicious Bone Demon, you can fool others but you cannot fool me! 】

I:"? 』

I made up my mind and said, "I'm stealing the character set, obviously I'm the Monkey King! 』

System: [Have you gradually recognized the setting of the Monkey King? Chiho Ri! 】

3,

Under the watchful eye of Jiang Gu Ling's perfect smile, I took out a big heart-shaped sunglasses from the pocket of another dimension that seemed incredible, and put it on the bridge of my nose: "Looking at me like this, doesn't it make you more familiar?"

Furutani Rei still smiled: "What is Ms. Inoue talking about?"

Me: Very good, Jiang Gu Ling is a person who will not break the defense easily.That being the case, I can only use 【社牛のself-introduction】!

I took out two blackboard erasers from the drawer again, temporarily acting as a simple allegro.Under the silent gaze of the blond man, I began to chant.

"Princess at the beginning of school, running circles like shooting a cannon, the water pipe never explodes, and the gun card does not fall." I tapped the board, "The speed of distributing leaflets is so beautiful, the amusement park rotates the cups and repairs them diligently, the Ferris wheel goes up and down like flat ground, Ultraman of the Land of Light is upright—this is Neon’s Miracle of Hope!"

Jiang Guling: "..."

Me (Rainbow Rose.jpg): "How about it? Are these keywords enough? If not, add Barbara-Avril-Mengdie Binger."

Under the critical attack of a series of key words, Jiang Gu Ling fell into a rare silence.

It is still possible for the enemy to dig out his true identity and test himself by calling out his real name.

However, even if the enemy found out about his police academy information, no normal person would choose to pretend to be Natsume Chiri to test him, right?The difficulty is too high!

Moreover, these keyword information that belonged exclusively to Qianli and them were almost impossible to be mastered by other outsiders.

Jiang Gu Ling quickly made a judgment in his heart.

Combined with the feeling of familiarity just now, and taking a closer look at the face in front of him again, the Chiho Inoue in front of him seems, really——

Natsume Chiri.

Jiang Guling was sluggish for a second, and his thinking began to sublimate.

...So, just now, in fact, was he seducing his own contemporaries? ?

Jiang Gu Ling: "!"

——Big Black History!How could you die like this! !

Jiang Gu Ling's soul is like a cat with a cucumber around it, it can rise up to the sky with a single stroke, explode three rolls and even bounce five meters high!

The defense is broken, the defense is really broken, why can't time go back and human beings can't immigrate to new planets?

Jiang Gu Ling: Carrying the Train Overnight and Escaping.jpg

I patted the blond man on the shoulder, and comforted me: "It's okay, Jiang Gu, sex and synchronism are not a big problem."

Furutani Ling's purple-gray eyes met my gaze, and I continued speaking in a soft voice.

"You know, in Japan, 1 seconds have passed in 60 minute; according to the survey, no one in the world has spent 25 hours a day; who would have thought that we 22-year-old police students only had four years ago? If you start today Record the time, ten days will be recorded after ten days, and a lifetime will pass quickly like this.”

Jiang Gu Ling: ...It shouldn't be so consoling at all!And what nonsense literature is this!

4,

Jiang Gu Ling exhaled and calmed down for a second.However, the moment the brain started to work, it fluctuated again: "Wait a minute, tell me about your gender—"

"As you can see." I replied.

Jiang Gu Ling paused for a moment, then hesitated and said, "You, are you cross-dressing or..."

After letting go of his defenses and approaching closer, Furutani Rei's heart, which was originally shaken by the sudden change of voice before, had already turned back at this time.Rationally, he judged that the other party was a real woman, but emotionally, he couldn't accept that his family suddenly became a cute girl at the same time!

I lowered my eyes, covered my face and sighed: "This is the consequence of failing to abide by male virtues many times... It's broken."

Jiang Gu Ling: "!"

Jiang Guling suddenly remembered what the other party said in his ear just now, he was shocked: "Really! Will such a curse really happen!?"

"Healers don't heal themselves, and as a successor of the Xuanwu Lingpai, I can't directly undo the curse attached to myself." I said with a deep face, "I can only follow the trend, change the curse, and turn myself into a cute, elegant and charming girl."

Jiang Gu Ling: "..." This kind of painless sex change sounds unscientific!

But he changed his mind, since there are monsters in this world (although he has never seen them with his own eyes, he heard from Jing Guang and others), then maybe this strange curse also exists hidden.

Jiang Gu Ling was lost in thought.

If you don't observe male morality, ○○ fractures.

Understood, try to leave the task of not keeping male virtues to Ley in the future (Shuichi Akai: ??)

5,

After the identity is revealed, we can chat and exchange information directly.

Jiang Gu Ling was deeply shocked: I never expected that I was still working diligently as an undercover agent in the black organization, and my family had already become the BOSS of the next-door organization during the same period!

Me: The working girl and the domineering president are very old and very suitable!

The pictures of Qianli who was alone and in dire straits that Furutani Ling had imagined were shattered at this moment.

System: 【Why did Chiho Ri live a life in dire straits?She will only make others suffer. :D]

At this time, after listening to Jiang Gu Ling's description of this mission, I nodded and responded: "I understand. You are the evil concubine sent by that organization to seduce me, and to blow my pillow wind from now on."

Jiang Gu Ling answered with difficulty: "...well, can you put it another way?"

System: [The toe construction company has dug out a water curtain hole, right? 】

I paused for a second, and changed the phrase: "I am a rich woman, and you are my little boy."

Although it sounds like this, but I still want to struggle の Fuguya Rei: "...Is there any other description?"

Me: "The pure-hearted male servant is hot, and the cold-faced president loves you."

Jiang Gu Ling: Doesn't this sound more perverted!

Me: "The gourd baby saves grandpa, and rushes into the monster's cave to deliver it."

Furutani Rei: It's an incomprehensible stalk!

Me: "Black-skinned succubus's ○○ hunting trip."

Jiang Gu Ling: This is not something that can be released at all!

Me: "The meat bun beats the dog, never returns."

Jiang Gu Ling: ...has not been human at all by now!

The blond man twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that if this continues, it will develop in an even more indescribable direction.So he crossed his hands and said in a deep thought: "Otherwise, it's better to be a rich woman and a little boy."

Although it still sounds strange, it is acceptable compared with the previous one!

I nodded readily: "Okay, that's it. From now on, the script we will be performing is "The Undercover Canary Boyfriend of the Rich and Beautiful CEO: I'm Sorry, Forgive Me for Not Being able to Love You"."

Jiang Gu Ling: "Ah..." He has no energy to complain at all up to now, and can only use his last will to struggle with his toes for construction.

After finalizing the script, I didn't forget to care about another contemporary: "Where's Zhu Fu? How is he doing now?"

"Come with me." Jiang Gu Ling said simply, "Our boss... didn't make things difficult for us."

Me: The boss should be Qin Bar?Very good, add chicken drumsticks to my dear Odoudou! (Gin:...)

"The meaning of the organization is to let me infiltrate first, gain your trust, and then add people to your organization step by step." Jiang Guling continued.

"Is that so?" I thought for a second, "Why don't you bring Jing Guang in too? It's safe on my side, and after going through the mission like this, you will have information to hand in when you go back, which is beneficial for follow-up."

"—just report that I like a softer, blue-eyed guy who can play the bass, preferably."

Jiang Gu Ling paused: "...Although I don't know if this is possible, but the progress is too fast, right? After me, you take the initiative to ask for another person, which will easily arouse the suspicion of the organization."

"Looks like I need to find a reason." I hesitated for a moment, "Otherwise, just say...you can't?"

Jiang Guling: "??"

I tapped the palm of my right hand with my left hand: "You drank my poisoned milk, and you can't get up again. I, the big devil, threatened you to find me another canary, so that I can play every day."

Jiang Gu Ling: "...Finally admit that it's poisonous milk, Qianli? And why can't you get up again after drinking it? What kind of milk is this? And the last sentence is completely restricted?"

System: Tucao slavery!Jiang Gu, you have become a qualified Tucao servant!

The style of painting gradually returns to the period of the police academy and has been further developed.

I coughed: "In short, we can discuss the specific details later."

"Although you are my favorite boy, you still have to go through the procedures to join our Huaguoshan Taoyuan faction." I raised my dark green eyes and continued, "A qualified leader cannot use power for personal gain."

Jiang Guling withdrew his spirit of complaining, and returned to the posture that a police academy leader and organization Boben should have. He nodded and said: "I understand."

Rei Fugu: The plot is finally getting serious! (System: ...Maybe this is the beginning of another devil)

The blond man asked earnestly, "Is there an oath or something else?" No matter how complicated or difficult it is, he is ready for it.

Me: "Well, it's actually not difficult. The first task is to learn our gang's pie song."

Falling Valley Zero: Doesn't sound too difficult? ...but why there is always a sense of crisis (meditation)