Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

The business license is made by myself with a rectangular blank business card. With the help of my infinite strength and the skill of engraving a carrot seal, I successfully carved a seal. Adding this stamp makes the hand-painted business card more credible. Saved a lot.

System: [... Has it really increased its credibility? 】

——This kind of half-regular and half-confusing look is more like a liar!

I (chest out and head up): "I am not afraid of the shadow crooked when I am upright!" 』

The incident of strange talk in the bathroom of the police academy that suddenly appeared this time is the first business I opened for business (of course, I have no plan and will not accept money from Zhu Fujingguang).In order to have a smooth start, I also made relatively complete preparations.

First, I did a set of radio gymnastics (?) and Tai Chi (?) in my room, and did several wild horse mane splits in a row to ensure that my whole body is very flexible.Then, I pinned my bangs with a simple black bobby pin, so that when something happens, the thin bangs will block my vision or poke my eyes, hindering my movement.

"Speaking of which, Mr. System, in addition to the old scripts and ghost entertainment, have you considered developing another module of video?"Knowledge popularization or something. 』

【Um? 】

I packed my belongings, packed my tools for repairing the water pipes in a small tool box, and said in a low voice skillfully: "...the horror scene in the bathroom in the middle of the night, the blood-red water from the shower head, happened in the middle of the night in the boys' dormitory of the police academy." Surprise, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?Let us follow in the footsteps of journalists and "Go Science" together! 』

system:【? ? ? 】

System: [Wait, the things we experienced should be included in supernatural events, right? 】

Me: "Low-key, low-key, after all, this is the (false) Ke Xue world, we still have to (forcibly) enter Ke Xue! 』

System: [The words in brackets are also spoken, what's the use of putting brackets! 】

Me: "Shut up, stop complaining from the Gintama God's perspective!" 』

2,

In the end, after I repeatedly emphasized that "Going Science" had a very good ratings and a large audience, the system finally agreed to open up another field to try, and it happened to record this incident as a material for upward reporting.

So, being fully prepared, I knocked on the door of Zhu Fu Jingguang's dormitory at night.

"Good evening, Qianli." Zhu Fu Jingguang said, wearing a casual uniform for sports on weekdays, with curved eyebrows.

"Good evening." I carried my small suitcase and stepped into Zhu Fu Jingguang's room.

His room is very tidy and clean, and the items are arranged in an orderly manner.Zhu Fu Jingguang guided me to the bathroom: "I cleaned the bathroom this afternoon, it should be relatively clean now."

The bathroom was really clean and tidy, and there was still a faint smell of air freshener.There are neatly stacked new towels on the table on one side, which is very considerate.

Before stepping into the bathroom, I glanced inside - I didn't see or feel anything strange, everything was natural and peaceful.

Me: (War God of War with crooked mouth.jpg)

As we all know, in horror movies, the initial horror is always preceded by a peaceful routine to let people down.I still have one hundred percent heart in my heart, but I don't show it.

"Anyway, let's check the water pipes and shower for any problems." I took out my repair tools and began to search the situation in Zhufu Jingguang's bathroom seriously.

——all normal.

At least on the surface, there is nothing wrong with either the water pipes or the shower.

And the unexpected event that I was fully vigilant with did not happen until the end.Probably because the puzzled expression on my face was too obvious, Zhu Fu Jingguang smiled and comforted me: "It seems that there is really no problem, maybe I didn't have a good rest a few days ago, which led to a little hallucination."

"..." No, it must be because something is not in place.

Time, place, person, all three are gathered now, but nothing happens.

I fell into contemplation again, and my eyes wandered in the bathroom until I caught sight of Zhu Fu Jingguang who was wearing tight clothes, and a flash of light suddenly flashed in my mind!

That's right, if there is any important condition that is different, it is Zhu Fu Jingguang's state!

At this time, Zhu Fu Jingguang was wearing a sports-style uniform and was tightly wrapped. Of course, it was different from when he took a shower a few days ago!

It must be that the scene at this time was not harsh enough, so it didn't lead to the pervert who haunted the bathroom of young people in the police academy in the middle of the night!

System: [So is it really defined as a pervert?! ? 】

3,

Zhu Fu Jingguang noticed that the same period in front of him showed hesitation, and he said in a gentle tone: "What's the matter, Qianli?"

"Ah... I have roughly grasped the characteristics of this monster now, and I have just finished setting up the formation." With one hand in my pocket, I pretended to be a big boss, and said in a low voice, "It is still the last step, just go Get that guy out."

The silver-haired young man's eyes were burning, his normally smiling face became serious now, and his serious posture was particularly powerful.Zhu Fu Jingguang's expression became serious involuntarily: "...do I need to do anything?"

"Yes." The silver-haired young man let out a deep breath and raised his dark green eyes, "This is a critical step that must be taken by you...but it may be dangerous."

"It doesn't matter." As a police student, Zhu Fu Jingguang is not afraid of danger. His palms are instinctively sweating slightly, and his mind is still extremely calm while adrenaline is secreted. "What should I do?"

Seeing Zhu Fu Jingguang's cooperative and firm posture, I also stabilized my heart, blinked and said: "Then, take off your clothes."

Zhu Fu Jingguang: "?"

I thought for a few seconds, then continued: "Just take off your shirt, I think this can already lure that pervert out."

Zhu Fu Jingguang: "??"

I comforted my voice forcefully: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you, and I won't let a pervert touch a single hair of your hair!" After a pause for a few seconds, I added, "Of course, as a gentleman, even if you take it off, I won't take it off." I’ll fumble around, don’t worry!”

System: [...So the heroine's script has really been stuffed into Jing Guang's hands! 】

4,

Zhu Fu Jingguang was stunned for a while, but after realizing it, he still maintained his smile: "Is that so...Okay, then I will cooperate with you."

They're both of the same sex, so it's not a big deal if you just take off your upper body.

Zhu Fu Jingguang put his hands on both sides of his clothes, and undressed naturally, but just when the silhouette of the curvy abdominal muscles was revealed, the light in the bathroom flickered quickly, and then fell into darkness!

"Oh, have you been attracted so quickly?" I exclaimed, "Jing Guang, you are awesome, so attractive!"

Zhu Fu Jingguang: "..." No, this compliment is so strange! !

There was no time to complain or exchange anything, and the cold wind inexplicably swept through the dark bathroom, carrying a bloody smell that could not be ignored.Zhu Fu Jingguang quickly withdrew his thoughts, and his expression became serious.

——Regardless of his previous worldview, at this moment, he is convinced that something unscientific has happened in this bathroom!

Zhu Fu Jingguang, who has a keen sense of the crisis, kept ringing the early warning radar in his mind!

The first thing that rushed over was a coat that was still warm. Zhu Fu Jingguang took it subconsciously, and heard Natsume Chili's voice: "just in case, put on another one. Put on my coat, you first Go out and don't look back when you hear anything!"

The soles of the feet became extremely sticky, as if stepping on blood.The darkness and bloody smell should bring fear to people, but the voice of the other party is still steady and unmoved.

"Then you..." Before Zhu Fu Jingguang finished speaking, he was interrupted.

"As the orthodox successor of the Xuanwu Lingpai, a pervert can't trouble me." Natsume Chiri pushed him out of the bathroom with irresistible strength when the wind suddenly picked up!

"Wait, Qianli!" Zhu Fu Jingguang stretched out his hand, but he could only catch a glimpse of the other party grabbing something as if fighting, and then heard the sound of locking the bathroom door.

"... Qianli!"

"I'm fine, just go to my room and wait for me, don't come near here."

"..." The heart was still beating violently, and Zhu Fujingguang clenched his hands vigorously, but he knew that standing outside the door like this could not bring any help to the other party, and these super-scientific phenomena seemed to have no one. can help.

At this time, obeying what the other party said seems to be the greatest help.

Zhu Fu Jingguang tightly grasped the hand of the opponent's coat, his blue-gray eyes were condensed.

...Be safe, Chiri.

5,

in the bathroom.

I grabbed the nape of a cat-like creature with my right hand, and saw that the body of this yellow-and-white-striped cat-like creature was infinitely elongated like noodles, with incredible flexibility. It is still rushing forward, even if I hold the back of the neck, it is still rushing forward, and it stretches forward for a while.

The cat-like creature let out a strange laugh: "What a handsome Chi Nian...hehehe...hehehe..."

The blood-like saliva (?) left from its mouth was dripping like a faucet.

I (silently): "No wonder there are a few drops of dripping, because it's not the nosebleeds from the two holes, but the saliva that spreads out!" ! 』

But no matter which one is disgusting!When I go back tonight, I must take a shower and wash my clothes!

The formation and atmosphere are so well shaped, but it turned out to be drooling over looking at the pool surface (meaning handsome guy)? !It really is a perverted cat——

I half-mooned my eyes, and then took out a handkerchief with a little disgust: "Wipe it, everyone is gone, stop drooling, you have a lot of saliva, be careful of dehydration."

The author has something to say:

In Zhu Fu Jingguang's mind: Natsume and the vicious monster were fighting wits and courage, and the scene was very intense.

Reality: Chiho Ri catches the perverted cat and drools on it