Was attacked by a crying bag bamboo horse

The two were very close, and the scents of the same shower gel on their bodies intertwined with each other.

Just after taking a shower, Qiao Yixi's hair was still wet. Water droplets dripped from the tip of her hair, landed on her tall nose bridge, and then slid all the way down to her delicate chin. All that is reflected is his own shadow.

Looking at such a pair of pupils, the words "one eye for ten thousand years" suddenly popped up in Jian Luobei's mind, crackling, and he was stunned in place.

"Ok?"

Seeing that Jian Luobei remained silent, Qiao Yixi hummed a word from his nasal cavity, with a low and soft tone and a long and long ending.

It's like the murmur of lovers rubbing their ears together.

Jian Luobei was startled, frightened by her own thoughts, and slapped Qiao Yixi's hand away: "I'm fine, go to bed early!"

Then he turned around and went into his parents' bedroom as if fleeing.

Qiao Yixi stared at his back until he disappeared, then looked down at the back of his hand that was slapped red, and turned back to the room after a while.

Jian Luobei, who is lying on the bed here, has been fighting ideologically, curious about the content of the post, and at the same time despising their nonsense.

After struggling for a long time, I sat up from the bed, turned on the phone, and continued to browse the post bar.

The post was posted the day before yesterday, and it has been stacked up hundreds of floors. Of course, apart from some comments that he couldn't understand but still felt inexplicably ashamed, there were also some sarcastic and insulting ones. The two boys are disgusting.

He and Qiao Yixi are both so handsome, and they are so eye-catching when standing together, what's so disgusting? !

Jian Luobei looked all the way down, feeling ashamed and angry for a while, and finally he clicked into the homepage of the host "Yi Duo Yun".

[Sisters who want to knock Xipi can enter the group 193xxxxx, only sisters can enter, ban sunspots, (ps: there are more sweeter and more high-definition two-person interactive pictures in the group hehehehehe]

Jian Luobei: "..."

What the hell, how many times have he and Qiao Yixi been secretly photographed?

No, he has to sneak into the group to see.

Jian Luobei found out the trumpet she hadn't used for a long time, changed her profile picture and background to pink, and even changed the gender of the profile to female, then entered the group number and applied to join, all in one go.

After waiting for two or three minutes, it was passed, and a group of people welcomed the new sister.

Jian Luobei clicked into the group members and took a look. Why are the avatars of the group owner and management so familiar?

Then boarded the tuba and went to the class group to have a look, and confirmed the avatars, it was Zhao Huiyun and Lin Sijia, and there were more than 200 people in the group now, the ones Aite and he were fierce were not the ones in the class who always followed Zhao Huiyun and Is Lin Sijia the girl she plays with? !

Jian Luobei: "..."

What was the experience of seeing a classmate knocking on the cp of himself and the bamboo horse?

Jian Luobei: Thank you for the invitation, it's a small scene, don't panic at all.

Jian Luobei, who had successfully sneaked into the female account, tapped her finger on the screen.

Don't like carrots: "Thank you, cats are cute.jpg"

Don't like carrots: "Where can I go to see more photos of two people together?"

A cloud: "Sisters climb the stairs, there is a flashlight in front~"

Mu Youmu: "The newcomer can't see the previous chat history, why don't I send it again?"

"Send! The flash is only a few seconds, it's not enough to see!"

"Add one, why don't you just post the original picture!"

"Not enough to see, post the original picture +10086."

"#@%*"

After a while, a wave of news popped up, and Jian Luobei stared at the screen speechlessly.

It turns out that this is the way girls kowtow to cp, don't they go to sleep after this point? !

Don't like carrots: "It seems that I can't read it, please send it again, sister."

Mu Youmu: "[Flash photos] [Flash photos] [Flash photos]...these are the best of the best, and there are more continuous shots, I will post them next time, and I will post so many first for the new sisters Kangkang!!"

Jian Luobei counted and sent out ten cards in a row.

smile.jpg

Don't like carrots: "Thank you sister."

As soon as this sentence was posted, it was swallowed up by the "kswl" like swiping the screen. Unlike the enthusiasm in the group, Jian Luobei behind the screen snorted coldly. He wanted to see what kind of photos made these girls so popular !

He clicked in the first flash image, and with the long press of his fingertips, a full mosaic also revealed its original appearance.

It was he and Qiao Yixi who were playing backgammon head-to-head, but such a pure photo was made extremely impure by filters and post-processing, and even a little pink heart was placed on the top of the chessboard.

There was a line of gaudy small characters beside the two of them. Jian Luobei just wanted to see it, but the flash photo was destroyed after five seconds had elapsed.

Jian Luobei: "..."

That's it?Take another look.

In the second picture, he was clenching his fists to hammer Qiao Xixi. In the photo, Jian Luobei was only showing his arrogant back, but Qiao Xixi in the photo had a smile in his eyes when he dodged sideways. Most of his face was gentle and handsome.

"No matter how you look at the school belle's eyes, she is very doting, ah, it's so easy for two people to flirt!!!"

"And this one, the transfer students are catching dolls for the school belle, right? Isn't that right? The transfer students love the school belle!"

Jian Luobei: "..."

Unexpectedly, they were secretly photographed when they were catching dolls in the video game city.

Destroy it, tired.

"The school belle really dotes on Jian Luobei. On the first day of school, the school belle who never goes into the canteen bought him a skewer!"

Jian Luobei (calmly): Although, it is Qiao Xixi who should compensate me.

"Yes! Since Jian Luobei came, Xiaohua has had dinner with him every day, and they even go home after school together!"

Jian Luobei (still calm): It's because of a community.

"There is also the pendant of the school flower. We thought it was a gift from a girl. I was wrong! It was a gift from a boy. I even boldly guessed that it was a gift from a transfer student!"

Jian Luobei (shocked but still calm): Doubt...just doubt, anyway, you have no evidence, hmph.

"Do you still remember the incident when Wei Pengtao bullied the school belle in the cafeteria? If Qiao Yixi hadn't stopped her, Jian Luobei would have rushed up to fight! What's this called? Wife-protecting monster!"

Jian Luobei (calm...can't calm down anymore): What kind of wife-protecting madman! !If you simply can't see your brother being bullied, can you show loyalty? !Do you understand the friendship between boys? ?

The temperature on Jian Luobei's face soared to a scalding level again, so he grabbed the remote control and turned down the air conditioner by a few degrees.

"Quietly speaking, I actually feel that the transfer students are quite petite wives. Isn't there a picture that the transfer students hang on the school flowers? The little bird looks like a person, and have you noticed? Qiao Yixi seems to be more beautiful Jian Luobei is two centimeters taller!!"

"It seems to be oh, beauty attack is also delicious, dbq, I announce that I will reverse CP!"

Jian Luobei didn't look at her phone for a while, what?The group actually started calling him a little wife?

This is unbearable!

Jian Luobei grabbed the phone and crackled, ready to defend her dignity.

Doesn't like carrots: "Jian Luobei is so handsome and manly, no matter how you look at it, he can't be called Qiao Yixi's little wife, right?"

"@不爱吃胸肉妹姐妹 You also stand in Jianluo Beigong, right? Handshake.jpg, I also think that the beautiful face of the school belle is the one below no matter how you look at it!!"

Jian Luobei: "..."

I'm not, I didn't, don't slander me, what the hell is this? !

Don't like carrots: "Isn't he a good brother? These are normal among boys. Are you a bit rotten?"

"Is it normal for good fraternities to hold hands?"

"It's normal for a good brother to take a nap, and another one to help him block the sun with a textbook?"

"A good brother will be so pampered and affectionate with his good brother's eyes?"

"Good fraternity..."

The words "I don't like carrots" startled everyone to swipe the screen to crusade, and Jian Luobei behind the screen was stunned for a while. If he hadn't been determined, he would have believed the 123478 items they listed. !

But... Is there really nothing between these good brothers?Does he feel nothing?

No, even if the other good brothers are not like this, then he is different from Qiao Yixi, they have been playing with each other since wearing crotch pants!What's wrong with being closer than brothers? !

Not only did these things by himself, but he even slept with Qiao Yixi!

It's not a big deal... Jian Luobei rubbed his nose and thought.

But this group of people have a big problem with their thinking, and they have to be corrected.

As soon as Jian Luobei typed a paragraph in the dialog box, "Mu Youmu" said: "I'm afraid this sister is not a fan, what are the fans doing when we come to Xipiqun?"

"Yes, management, kick her out, and even said that the Northwest CP we knocked on is fake!"

"Yes, kick her!"

Jian Luobei was still in a daze, and the next second the system prompted: You have been removed from the group chat.

Jian Luobei: "..."