I, mouth gun, number one in the world [Transmigration Book]

"what--"

The horrific scream pierced the silent sky, but it couldn't reach Shenxiu Jun's ears.

The world was changing, Si Yihan miscalculated his thoughts, he had to drag Song Qingfei and others to the forbidden area on the pretext of organizing a sword test meeting.

The body and leaves of the Possang tree in the forbidden area are highly poisonous, and can hurt you if you touch it. The only antidote is the fruit of the Possang tree itself. However, there are not many remaining Xinghe faction, and the only ones left are all in Shenxiujun’s pouch inside.

In a forbidden place, holding a long sword.Shenxiujun couldn't help having mixed feelings in his heart. He hoped that both Zhonglishu and Duan Cangyu would die in the forbidden area, so that he wouldn't have to do it himself.But I was lucky, in case the two of them didn't discover the secret in the forbidden area...

Seeing the increasingly dense and blurred scene in front of him, Shenxiu Jun paused a little, took out a bright red fruit the size of a fingernail from his bosom and swallowed it.

"what--"

Duan Cangyu kicked the beautiful woman lying on top of him and trying to take off his clothes again. It's not that he doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, but that he has been tortured by the people of this mysterious mountain village in just a few days and almost ED .

"Girl! You can't get married between men and women! I'm an honest person! Be respectful! There are so many good guys out there! Don't love me to no avail!" Duan Cangyu persuaded earnestly.

"My lord, please take pity on..." The beauty was unmoved, but still wanted to climb onto the bed, and the fingers painted with Impatiens came towards him, and Duan Cangyu kicked him again without holding back.

"Ah—Master Duan~"

Duan Cangyu felt a chill, he really wanted to kneel down.

"Girl...you tell the person in charge here, don't mess around, the beauty trick doesn't work for me, just tell me what you have to do!"

That day after he was stunned by Fuguihua, he didn't know how long it took before he woke up in a gorgeous and exquisitely decorated room. young man catches the eye.

When the young man saw that he woke up, he didn't say much, so he just started. Duan Cangyu was confused and didn't know what was going on, so he let him do it. Maybe the other party felt that his body was stiff after waking up, so he wanted a massage or... Help him heal?

As the young man's actions deepened, Duan Cangyu realized that the other party wanted to give him a big health care... Duan Cangyu kicked him over without hesitation.

Seeing the crying young man running out of the room, Fu Qiancheng, who was guarding the door, walked in, saw Duan Cangyu's expression was extremely solemn, and asked after a while, "Are you not Duanxiu?"

Duan Cangyu: ...? ? ?How do you know that Lao Tzu is a broken sleeve?

Fu Qiancheng seemed to read his thoughts from his eyes, glanced at his mouth and left without any explanation, leaving Duan Cangyu alone in the room in a daze.

The next day Duan Cangyu woke up early in the morning and a naked little loli was covered with the same quilt as him...

Duan Cangyu: What exactly are these people going to do? !How good is it to be xenophobic? !Why do they think Lao Tzu is a jerk! ! !

On the third day, it was replaced by a naive hunk with eight-pack abs... Duan Cangyu kicked him without exception.

Today, it was replaced by a big beauty who conforms to the aesthetics of straight men, but Duan Cangyu has already panicked, this beauty trick is too rubbish...

Now the old man was waiting outside the door, he was overjoyed when he heard the woman shouting one after another, could it be done?But it's finally done!The old man couldn't help but listen to it, trying to hear the content more clearly.

"Young master, don't you like my family?" The beauty pretended to be stupid and ignored Duan Cangyu's question, wiping her tears with a handkerchief, her face full of grievances.

"Emmmm..." Duan Cangyu held back the whites of his eyes that wanted to roll up, and said after a pause, "Actually...to tell the truth, the girl is a broken sleeve."

"?" The big beauty stopped the commotion and seemed to be puzzled, "But before that..."

Duan Cangyu interrupted loudly: "Duanxiu also has dignity and aesthetics. I like Zhong...ahem, and I like Qiancheng."

Duan Cangyu originally wanted to talk about Zhong Lishu, but he knew that since the other party resorted to a beauty trick, there must be a purpose, as long as he didn't mention too many people, he would probably show up on the bed the next day.

It's just that Zhong Lishu has no status in this village, and he doesn't know whether Fu Qiancheng hid him in private or...

It's too fierce to say that Fuguihua is too fierce. If the other party feels offended and killed him directly, it's not worth it. Fu Qiancheng is reliable... and can watch the other party suffer, and is not afraid of real accidents. The most important thing is that Fu Qiancheng is rare in a mountain village. where he can communicate with people who speak.

When the time comes, let Fu Qiancheng say crazy clichés!

Like yourself!

Duan Cangyu felt that his plan was perfect, but he was afraid that the beauty would not know, so he added, "Fu Qiancheng is the one who followed me into the mountain that day, the one who looks very heartless."

All the grievances on the beauty's face disappeared in an instant, and she changed into a smiling face, "Young Master Duan actually likes that kid... I understand." After speaking, she twisted her waist and left.

Duan Cangyu: ...Everyone in this village graduated from the Drama Academy.

Duan Cangyu didn't wait until the next day, Fu Qiancheng came to Xingshi's door to inquire about the crime, but he still maintained his politeness and reason, and just knocked on the door of the room loudly.

Duan Cangyu stepped forward and opened the door, as expected, Fu Qiancheng's signature weird and evil smile was showing on his face, "Master Pavilion Master is well..."

"Good~ very good. Is Mr. Fu okay?" Duan Cangyu also learned to pretend to be confused by pretending to understand.

The author has something to say:

Computer GG is the scariest thing in the world QAQ... Try to make up for it tomorrow.