Di Ren Ji

After all, Yuan Xiebai's father couldn't show up, and he beat to death the No. [-] gangster in the South China Sea who messed with his son.

After all, in Nanhai, someone is the boss.

Right now, the world is still in some sort of post-apocalyptic unknown phase, and when the real shift in the oceans will come, no one knows at all.

But the things in the sea that can survive from the previous stage are all unknown giant creatures.

But among this group of giant creatures, this person's body is the giant among the giants—yes, it is the 'sea monster' that Yuan Xiebai saw for the first time, and it is said that it is the real body of Uncle Fu.

Then let him be the boss, as if the other fish dare not say anything.

Although the word boss sounds a bit murderous, it is easy to add a strange character like "he was snatched by the boss back then" to Yuan Xiebai.

But once combined, this person has an even more outrageous nickname.

Now everyone respectfully calls him the boss of the South China Sea instead of calling him the Jade Emperor. It doesn't seem so excessive.

But the Jade Emperor, who was feared by everyone, did not have any interest in maintaining his image of a cold and domineering face.

He is currently having a continuous unilateral relationship with his dear Yuan Xianren, his terminally ill boyfriend, and the lover of his dreams.

It's still the kind that Uncle Fu posted on his own initiative and couldn't stop.

Then, Yuan Xiebai had to listen to him. From the beginning of "Yuan Xiebai, you have no flaws at all" to "Yuan Xiebai, you are actually a fairy descending to earth", it gradually became outrageous...

Not only that, Uncle Fu, a man of wildism, classicism, and postmodernism, was sitting domineeringly with his thighs spread apart beside the beauty he had finally slept with once.

He hadn't touched the edge of the second time at all, and he couldn't help but think about the things they talked about from sailing to their parents, and he began to feel happy in his heart again.

Look, Yuan Xiebai can now take the initiative to chat with him about his father.

He seems to really love me.

Then I want to love him too.

Let him experience every day in the future what sailing with me is the most enjoyable. It is so refreshing to go to the sky, so refreshing that he can't find the north, and he can't leave me from now on.

The two of us are what... soul and body/body fit together.

The terminally ill patients don't know if they have no soul.

But if he knew that God Fu was thinking about this now, he might really be going to heaven, but not in a good mood, but directly in the west.

Then, a man with an abnormal mind suddenly punched his palm, maintaining an "old South China Sea tradition" and began to give his boyfriend... a nickname.

"Hey, hello, Yuan Xiebai."

At this time, Uncle Fu lowered his head like a child and shook his boyfriend's snow-white arm with one hand, and played with him like a toy and 'rag/cloth/baby/baby'.

"Look, we have studied 'Natural Science' together tonight, otherwise, I will call you Immortal Yuan from now on."

In this regard, Yuan Xianren was turned limply by his hand, and could only put his arm on his red, swollen and crying eyes and whispered:

"...Do you have any special religious beliefs? It's not enough to call yourself a god, you have to call someone else a fairy."

But Uncle Fu, a lively and active man who seemed to be able to get full marks in physical education, immediately answered the conversation with his arms folded.

"Oh, never, my religious belief is myself, other things are a ball, no, now you must add a Yuan Xianren, you say what is the relationship between us, right? But, what religion do we Yuan Xianren have? Faith?"

Immortal Yuan nodded calmly as usual.

"Yes. My religion is Zhou Gong. Because. I am now. Really. I want to sleep. Zhou Gong."

Uncle Ke Fu originally wanted to discuss their respective religious beliefs with Immortal Yuan, so as to achieve a further unification of their values ​​and ideologies.

At this moment, he thought that he had got some 'special hint', so he immediately stepped back and gave a 'slutty/slutty' smile, and began to hook his fingers generously.

"Oh, so, why don't you say it earlier, okay, okay, then I'll change my name to Duke Zhou for the time being, why don't you take the initiative to come over here yourself, don't be shy, just ask if you have any requests."

"........."

At this moment, Immortal Yuan managed to suppress the shocking feeling on his lips that was almost broken.

But he was about to be 'coughed up' by this man's thick skin.

He obeyed, he completely obeyed this uncle among the elders this night.

But Immortal Yuan also understood at this time.

That is, Fushen's brain can really automatically filter other people's opinions on him most of the time, and only listen to what he wants to hear. In short, he is born to be a family man.

But sleeping with him voluntarily tonight this time is simply the beginning of Yuan Xiebai's life becoming unbearable from now on.

How on earth did he take the initiative to provoke this person, and made every word he said to himself now have an incredible special association.

He just wants to live two more years, to go to bed early and get up early, to gain more muscle.

Immortals or something, it sounds like they are dying faster.

But I have to say that Yuan Xiebai never felt that Fushen was a low-educated person before.

At least, Uncle Fu could recite two poems back then, pretending to be that normal handsome guy, right?

But now listening to him talk a lot, Yuan Xiebai can gradually feel that this man who just fell asleep and turned him into a 'broken body'... is really a rough man.

Maybe he used to love eating garlic, picking his teeth, and not washing his feet.

However, this person admitted to Yuan Xiebai without blushing.

Because, even Uncle Fu himself said that he was a person who didn't like to study, didn't like to read books, and was super uneducated.

Fu Shen: "I have recited poems with you? When did I do this, and I recited poems to you... Oh, I seem to remember, that morning, I seemed to have just ran out to beat those few Sea monster, when I came back, I was full of pride in my heart at the time, and I really wanted to compose a poem on the spot... But that's actually... because... I know three poems! Hahahahahaha! Immortal Yuan! You never expected Come on!"

Yuan Xiebai: "………………………"

There will be three songs.There will be three songs.There will be... three songs.

At this moment, Immortal Yuan, who almost doubted his own ears, was numb by Uncle Fu who was laughing wildly next to him.

But Yuan Xianren has realized that after-sales service is really bad.

But can he return the goods, Taobao, when he was young and ignorant, how did he feel that this person was sitting by the water and reciting poems, it was really super impressive, and he was tempted all of a sudden.

But we'll know the three poems." Uncle Fu also gradually revealed his true blind nature and smiled at the beauty.

"...Hey, but when did I give you an illusion, for example, I have read a lot of books before, and I am very educated?"

Yuan Xiebai: "Huh? Indeed never, but didn't those fishes say that you were a king... Forget it, let me put it another way. It's been 4021. Didn't you get a house in the Forbidden City in Beijing when you were young?" Has the foster family 'adopted for a while?"

Uncle Fu also understood.

But instead, he lowered his eyes calmly, looked at Yuan Xiebai's bright face that had just been moistened with love/love with a smirk, and scratched his nose with his fingers.

"Oh, yes, but my 'foster family' didn't live in Beijing at first, but in Nanjing. Moreover, this family's ancestors were farmers. When I went to live with them, In fact, his family has only been out of poverty for a few years. Sometimes, they eat millet porridge and kimchi for breakfast like ordinary people on the roadside. Oh, yes, before their family moved to that place, the father of the kind man who adopted me was still on the road It will take two years to eat."

Yuan Xiebai: "...eat kimchi in the morning, and my father has dinner. Is this family so down-to-earth every day? Then the kind person who adopted you didn't pay you to go to school, or hire a tutor? It wasn't in ancient times. Do you often have high requirements for a person's education level?"

But at such an old age, when Uncle Fu heard the word "reading", he became impatient again, and even raised his ear with one hand to speak.

"Please, I hired a man named Xie Jin. This man wrote a book later, but I just can't go to school. Apart from helping me learn a few more characters, I still don't want to read any books at all. He taught me like an old hen for three years, and I didn't even read a so-called sage book. Later, he gave up being my tutor and went home to write a book. The day he quit his job and left, He also yelled all the way, saying that whoever asks him to come out to teach again, he might as well climb into a river and die right away, crazy."

Yuan Xiebai: "..."

Oh my god.

It turns out that our Uncle Fu was such a reincarnation who could drive normal people crazy when he was a child.

He was abandoned by his foster family back then, packed and thrown back to South China Sea.

Otherwise, it's really hard to explain that postmodernists like him are still sitting here, instead of being dragged out and hacked by the feudal dynasty that is said to be able to imprison people's thinking.

It is really difficult for ordinary people to understand the various mysterious legends about Uncle Fu.

But there was a man who just deliberately lowered his status as a big demon king with a "nonsense" to make his own Yuanxian happy.

At this time, he also supported the ground with one hand, turned directly to the side, let his long hair cover Yuan Xiebai's body, and restored the two to the state of whispering.

Fu Shen: "Hey, I will only tell you one person quietly. Do you know what is a very powerful specialty that I have grown up since I was a child?"

Yuan Xiebai began to speculate on his traditional performing arts: "Whether it's dripping/dropping/beating/people, or pretending to be a ghost to scare people."

Fu Shen: "Hahahahaha, I guessed wrong, punish Immortal Yuan, now call me husband, or give me a kiss."

Yuan Xiebai: "..."

Immortal Yuan really can't do it here.

He couldn't help but put his arm on the head of the guy who was pressing on him and then lifted it up. He grabbed a handful of the other's long hair with one hand, and pulled down the bad guy's long hair gently.

The demon king's most unruly and precious treasure, long hair, fell into the hands of the immortal. At this time, he didn't have any temper at all. Instead, he pulled it casually as if he had been domesticated.

But when he turned over just now, the Great Demon King had already firmly suppressed his immortal.

He was so tall, so strong, with two iron-like arms still so thick, Yuan Xiabai 'disappeared' under his body.

Therefore, Fu Shen was pulled by the diseased fairy for such a play, but completely approached his shoulder, lowered down and smiled triumphantly, and made a gesture to hold his face up, kissed his face and continued speaking.

Fu Shen: "You can play with my uncle's hair, but you can't be naughty. You have to listen to me to finish what I just said... Actually, I'm not joking with you. My specialty is that I seem to be very lucky, but not ordinary people. The kind that picks up small money when I go out is super super super good, so good that most people really think that I have some "special power" and really regard me as a kind of "blessing". They hope that wherever I go, they will You can also have this kind of 'blessing'."

Yuan Xiebai: "Are you still a God of Wealth?"

Fushen: "It's not a God of Wealth, maybe, I should be called...the God of Fortune, or why anyone who met me in the past treated me so politely."

Yuan Xiebai: "But what you're saying now means that you don't actually have supernatural powers, do you? What did you do in the first place to make others think you have so-called 'special powers'?"

Fu Shen: "Hey, sure enough, chatting with our Immortal Yuan is more interesting, relaxing, and makes me feel comfortable, and I can always understand what I mean... Then why not, Immortal Yuan can guess casually with me now. A mystery... From ancient times to modern times, there has always been a thing, you can spend the least amount of money, but you may get a chance to suddenly get rich overnight, this may be very small, so small that it is basically impossible to happen It's not gambling, but it's also called gambling, it should be said... this is a kind of gambling once you win, no one will stop saying that you are the luckiest person in the world."

"..."

This little riddle, Yuan Xiebai really felt that Fushen sometimes liked to play with people mysteriously.

He always doesn't like to tell you something about him.

But he always lets you follow the various descriptions in his mouth, try to understand his various ways of thinking, and then participate in his past life.

He said that apart from being able to write a few big characters, he didn't like to read any sage books, and he was simply an uneducated person.

But he has always had his own very complete and powerful thinking philosophy, and it is an extraordinary one. To say that he is a thinker with a sense of being ahead of the times will feel that it is an understatement.

God Fu's brain, and his past, are like ancient treasures that have sunk into the ocean.

Probably, it is really a tradition that dragons love to hide treasures.

At this time, the long-haired demon king lowered his head and slyly faced the peach-colored ears of the real "treasure" in his eyes to further consolidate his blind personality.

"Have you guessed what it is?"

It was also at this time that Yuan Xiebai lay quietly on his stomach the whole time.

At this time, he also gave up his previous habit of touching his ears with one hand when he started to think about things. Instead, he played with the man's long hair with his fingers and closed his eyes lightly.

"Lottery."

"This is an opportunity that can make you the luckiest person in the world and the least likely to happen."

"But... did lottery tickets exist in ancient times?"

"Haha, of course there is. No matter what time it is, becoming luckier than everyone else is something that everyone is looking forward to. So, using everyone's general psychology, there must be such a thing in every era. The small business of 'life can be changed by luck from now on' appeared."

When Fu Shen heard this, he lowered his head and put his arms around Yuan Xiebai's neck as if it was fun. He didn't seem to doubt that he would guess it, so he continued with a smile,

"But in ancient China, this kind of thing was not called a lottery. It was generally called a seven-star lottery, a silver lottery, or a lottery. Some merchants engaged in money transactions set special prizes and sold them in various places in the market. The products of this era have basically been around since the Song Dynasty. Appeared."

"At that time, the rules of the one-bet game were basically the same as in modern times. Everyone chose a few numbers, bought the seven-star lottery, and then waited for the day of the lottery to randomly let the balls drop. The biggest one-vote Seven Star Lottery award in the entire capital."

"Sometimes, the prize will be a big house, and sometimes, the prize will be a piece of gold. In short, if you are poor, this bet can change your life from now on. But in reality, many people hold With a kind of gambler mentality, even if he really wins the lottery one day, it is difficult for him to change his life. They usually spend all the money, and then quickly turn the sudden wealth into abject poverty, even worse than before. be poor."

"Of course, these are ordinary people. But there are still some 'uncommon' people in this world, for example... there is one person, he was not very interested in this thing at first, after all, money, a big house and so on He doesn't care about it, but maybe he lives too boringly, and he lives next to human settlements and overheard someone talking about this thing, and he formed a habit one day in his life."

"At that time, he had no concept of numbers at all, but Seven Star Lottery always needs a string of numbers to buy. After thinking about it, he decided to set the date when he started betting as his first bet. From then on, he bought Every seven-star lottery bet is one day of his life. Although it is definitely impossible to win the lottery at the beginning, this person's life is long, one day, one month, if he wants to win the lottery The probability is very small, but if you insist on buying it for ten years, 50 years, 100 years, 500 years, no matter how small the probability will appear, this person relies on this method... in his nearly thousand years In his life, he has won the first prize of Seven Star Lottery for a total of 160 eight times in all dynasties."

"But he didn't want the prize at all, he just thought it would be fun to win the lottery like this all the time."

"As a result, the last three lottery wins in his life happened to happen within the five years of a certain period of his life with a much lower probability. The three big prizes he received at that time were a pair of the largest The right to use a large ship to travel casually for 800 years, a python robe that twenty royal embroiderers in Jinling City have collectively worked together for six years, and... a robe that was specially used by the government to exile prisoners that year, except for the local hundred This is a small abandoned island where no one from the ethnic minorities comes to live——Qiongshan Island.”

"This matter sounds a bit like a lie now, but that person had already figured it out at that time. One thing...even if it is difficult to achieve in the eyes of everyone, and thinks it is only a small probability, but when it is given a person's time and persistence, it can happen."

"Miracle, it's not that it won't come to you...it needs your persistence and your time waiting for him."

"A miracle has a name in that person's eyes."

"Miracle... His name should be three words, very beautiful, very beautiful... Every word reads like a fairy descending from the mouth."

"A miracle, probably a fairy coming down to earth."

……

"However... this person happened to live in a peasant family who got up to eat kimchi in the morning. Because of this incident, he became the "God of Fortune" in the eyes of everyone. From then on, he could do whatever he wanted, and he didn't want to study. He messed around every day, and he climbed directly to the roof of that family’s house to play ball, and behind him were a group of men, women... Well, there was also a group of transgender people who helped him, for fear that he would break his leg.”

"But in the end, he went back to his hometown alone, but the three prizes he got in the end have also become the last memory of human society in his life."

"The 'prize island' is the island under the ground where the two of us are lying together. Of course, it must have been handed over to the country before, but now it has been returned to nature because of the end of the world, so , we can also see the scenery as its friends."

"That boa robe, he thought it was quite handsome later, so he simply wore it back to his hometown. The quality is really good, it doesn't fade at all, and sometimes it can be used to dry his hair after washing."

"As for the 800-year-old Zheng He ship that he used alone, he couldn't take it with him when he left the foster home. The kind person who adopted him even chased it and filled it with 'local products' , the surface was coated with preservatives, and it was specially hidden in one of the most hidden trenches on the 'Prize Island'. The craftsman chiseled a 'refrigerator' for him to preserve the complete hull, so as to support this person's future plans. Go wherever you want."

At this time, Uncle Fu, a wild, classic, and postmodern man who is really generous to the beauty who slept with him once, began to dote on his "Peach Love Concubine" again.

'Jade Emperor': "Oh, yes, Yuan Xiebai, don't you like 'souvenirs' the most? Why don't I give you the boat that is stuck about 200 meters behind you now? Anyway, when do you want to come and get it? Just order something by yourself, and use it directly as your 'personal refrigerator', and when your father or your relatives come, you can drive this out and have a small vehicle, do you like it?"

Yuan Xiebai: "..."

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahaha sometimes I really feel that this man Fuzi is very sick in his head.

But I actually feel that Yuan Xiebai can live a more relaxed and happy life only when he is with him hahahaha, the love between these two people is called the love of mental patients with broad thinking.

Therefore, the biggest superpower of Tao Huahua's husband is good luck hahahahaha.

However, in fact, when I wrote about the 1000-year lottery ticket that Fushen scratched, I really admire his brain... How can this kind of hippie smiling person somehow have a calm and evil handsome (?)

Bye Fuzi brother![-] million!

Hahaha!Seeing that Concubine Tao Ai really worked hard to serve the Jade Emperor today, everyone should also give a little comment to the cute lamb who worked hard to code words! !