Di Ren Ji
Chapter 26 The 8th Spring Breeze
2041 years.
No. 20 years after the end of the human world.
The sky above the South China Sea, known as the Dead Sea of Species.Tonight, a terrible title that makes people's souls go out of their bodies is constantly ringing in the ears of a "victim fish"——
Yuan Xiebai: "You..."
Fu'nervous': "Damn uncle!"
Yuan Xiebai: "Give it to me...you give it to me first...wait...wait...don't bark..."
Fu'nervous': "Fucking uncle! Fucking uncle! Fucking uncle!"
Yuan Xiebai: "...Okay, stop screaming, have you...have you played enough? Have you...didn't take your medicine?"
Fu'nervous': "No medicine! Uncle! Sick! Don't take medicine!"
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
This kind of strange cry is similar to that made by a duck swimming in the sea after its legs cramped, and it can really scream people to death.
The two creatures on the shore are normal just by looking at their faces and IQs.
But after listening to their conversation, it was true that the two were 'ill'.
A certain 'big devil' who doesn't take medicine really doesn't want face in order to molested 'Yuan Taohua' legally as soon as possible.
His thick, scumbag face couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth from rising crazily under the moonlight, and he began to fall ill with the only specific goal in his heart.
Fu'nervous': "'Dry uncle', why don't you believe me?"
Yuan Xiebai: "...You might as well say that you have a grandfather who used to be called 'Fu Shen'. He used to be a prince, and then he retired and returned to his hometown. Your grandfather and your grandmother got married and had a child."
Fu'nervous': "But my 'grandfather' is myself, and my 'grandmother' is the 'dry uncle' you."
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
Fu'nerve': "'Dry uncle'! Get married! 'Dry uncle'! Have a baby!"
Yuan Xiebai: "…………………"
Such a complicated dialogue that tested the human brain really destroyed Yuan Xiebai's original personal view of Fushen.
After all, all the fish in the South China Sea know that someone's previous mental state is not much different from being locked up and electrocuted/two times with a fishing net.
But Yuan Xiebai didn't know.
If Yuan Xiebai had known earlier, he would have jumped into the South China Sea to escape this chat earlier.
...Escape from this situation... Two of the three sentences are a conversation where a person is asking him to marry and have children with him.
But it was too late for him to run.
After all, he is already a 'dry uncle', so what else can he care about with the other party.
The words in this population are like delusional disorder plus a mental patient's own improvisation, which is unreasonable.
Then it's not good for him to reward a 'patient' with a big mouth to wake him up.
This made the "Yuan Xianren" who was born in Guangdong in 2021 frown, waved his hands perfunctorily, and continued to cooperate with the gesture of covering his forehead.
"Yes, you are your 'grandpa', and I am your 'grandma', and now I...seem to be...brain...deprived of oxygen."
"Then, would you like to bring your two 'guards' over to squeeze your legs? Little prince, do you have the habit of eating imperial food in the palace today? Are you going to listen to a song and come back to cheer you up?"
Seeing that Yuan Xiebai didn't argue at all, he was "into the play".
The long-haired 'Great Prince' beside him also bent over silently at the same moment, another 'cramp' failed to hold him back, and he fell to the ground and laughed loudly.
Seeing his 'cramp', Yuan Xiebai could only raise the corners of his mouth indifferently, and accepted the teasing on his own initiative.
But seeing that this person succeeded in this way, he thought about it for a while, and for the purpose of saving the battery of the mobile phone, he turned it off and put it back on his lap, and then he took the initiative to speak.
"...What are you laughing at, little prince of the South China Sea, am I not cooperating with what you said?"
When he said this, Yuan Xiebai didn't think the nickname was 'feudal'.
But Yuan Xiebai still couldn't understand why this person would make such a joke of 'impossible to happen'.
Those ancient humans of the Ming Dynasty lived before 1644 AD.
How could it be possible for them to have met and had a conversation with Fushen who lives in 2041?
Fushen is a human dragon of the ocean, and it is a high-level marine life that few people on earth really know about.
But he is an animal after all.
As long as they are animals and plants, their lives cannot escape cell metabolism and gradual aging in the end. It is impossible for a kind of life to skip the aging and death that all living things in nature face.
"..."
But for Fushen, Yuan Xiebai's 'collapsing of the three views' that almost revealed his face just now really made him laugh.
But Yuan Xiebai quickly became a 'dummy' to him.
A 'perfect dummy' who doesn't wonder, doesn't argue, always smiles at you.
"So, are you still talking or not? I'm going to sleep if you don't."
At this time, Yuan Xiebai, who was the 'perfect lover', was obviously sleepy, and raised his tired eyes to him.
The other party raised one leg, and gently touched the guy on the ground with the tip of his toe, and told Fushen his real harvest by the way.
"I have just decided to go to bed early and get up early tomorrow, and to exercise. It is said on the Internet that this can properly increase muscle and improve metabolism. I am really too thin now. I have been in a vegetable for 20 years, and now I am starting to rehabilitate is required."
"Start with jogging first, and then learn how to swim in the coastal estuary. I just don't know if I will drown in water with such a high density. It is best to set a fixed morning exercise time in the morning, so as not to damage other fish. normal foraging area."
"However, it never rains in the South China Sea, so it shouldn't affect the hour when I go out for morning exercises every day."
"It's just that 'Liu Caiwei' has never been irrigated by natural rain, and has never grown up. I can't do anything for the time being."
"In other words, I feel that my brain is always starved of oxygen. I can't walk because I don't exercise regularly. As long as I have normal muscles in my legs and my lung capacity increases, I can slowly get better."
—Look, that's how this man believes in what he sees as modern science.
He even seriously planned how to exercise and recover every morning in such a ghost place as the South China Sea.
People who were probably born after the birth of modern technological civilization have a hard time believing in the rationality of fairy tales.
Yuan Xiebai, he is a very typical pragmatist.
He doesn't trust distractions around his eyes.
But he is confident in his eyes.
Therefore, when he faces any huge unknown knowledge system beyond the brain, he will subconsciously think that it is empty and there is nothing there.
But just as, the universe is endless, the ocean is endless.The journey of an unknown life swimming forward is even more endless.
Although Yuan Xiebai is really smart and outstanding, Fushen always watches him longing to see each other's world.
But he still really lacks a little desire to explore the unknown.
He is trapped in his own world, and he is still a little away from a higher life on earth who can defeat the laws of nature by himself.
Therefore, regarding his physical and psychological problems, running and swimming can't solve them at all.
From Fushen's point of view, this is exactly what he needs to really face with this person.
But God Fu didn't want to mention something about himself.
Because of these things, if he speaks out, it will only become his 'super black history'.
But Yuan Xiebai needs it now, and he doesn't mind saying it.
In other words, the 'great prince' could have said it from a more acceptable angle to 'grandma' in order to make his 'grandfather' less ashamed.
After all, who made him have experience in pretending to be a 'normal person'.
Therefore, he was quickly revived from the Central Plains of "being fascinated by Yuan Xiebai", and returned to a normal, handsome, and attractive long-haired handsome guy.
Then, the 'Great Demon King' patted the sand on his hair casually, and shot at the 'Little White Rabbit' in the center of his pupils.
"Hey, don't go, don't you want some serious stories? I just remembered a story, a 'legendary' story that everyone in the South China Sea knew before."
"Legendary story?"
Yuan Xiebai wanted to end the chat just now, but at this moment, he couldn't help looking at Fushen again, as if the other party's 'badness' was easily attracted and smiled.
"Hey, you won't lie to me again, I want to sleep."
Yuan Xiebai took advantage of the situation to show a kind of powerless, giving in, as if he didn't want to play with Fushen anymore, with a gentle smile in his eyes.
But this person really started to look super easy to use, super easy to do / he looks like Fu Shen.
That's right, since Yuan Xiebai became an adult, he has a super nice/dry face every day.
It's a pity that he is a very bad person/doer. He always knows everything, but he looks like you are 'thinking wildly' about him.
This kind of person shouldn't be called Xiao Taohua at all.
It should be called Peach Blossom Demon.
Does he know that every time he stares at people like this and sends suggestive eyes, it makes others think about him.
"..."
In this regard, someone who was 'thinking wildly' was sitting in the moonlight with his legs propped up, the corner of his mouth raised as if he was waiting for him to take the bait.
Yuan scallion.
Didn't you say that you are not curious, you can pretend for me to see again.
See if I don't arouse your curiosity from now on, and you will voluntarily put your arms around my neck every night and tell me not to leave. ——Someone's still not normal 'personality' started grinning obscenely again.
But Fushen smiled normally in the next second, and threw a 'big fishing net' to a dummy who said he had no curiosity.
"It seems... It's a story about a wild boy who always rode two big whales in the South China Sea. It is said that everyone knew him at that time."
Fushen said as he tilted his head and opened his arms, blinking his eyes, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.
But when he got closer to Yuan Xiebai and blew harshly into his ear, he took the initiative to touch his shoulder to continue the story, he stepped back properly and pointed to the ocean in front of the two of them.
"Look, that's right there, that 'story' begins where the two of us first met."
"Well, the time is probably... It happened in the 11th century AD in China? It is said that this 'wild child' was witnessed by local fishermen at that time... We don't know where the wild child came from, but he seems to be born without father Mother, grew up with the whales in the sea like an abandoned baby..."
"Later, when he got older, he was no longer a child. He was still wandering in the South China Sea every day. People began to nickname him and call him Whale Riding Boy... Oh, yes, I heard that he also kept two whales. ...The two whales that he grew up with are his... um? How do you say this relationship in modern language? Follower? Younger brother? Slave?"
"Fat, friend, childhood sweetheart...it's all 4021 years."
Yuan Xiebai, who was rubbing his temples with one hand, began to correct this unqualified prince again.
"Okay, let's call it Fa Xiao."
Fushen also "obediently" accepted the modern thought given to him by Yuan Xiebai.
"He and these two whales... have a 'faxiao' relationship. He also named these two whales in the past. One of them is chubby and has a childish personality, so they are called 'Brother Tianyuan', and the other has a face. Handsome and upright, with a stable and mature personality, he is called 'Brother Fang', and 'Round Sky' was the only ... 'friend' of that person from the beginning."
"But this person is still bored and irritable all day long. He really wants to jump into the South China Sea and drown himself, because at that time he couldn't communicate directly with all the animals in the sea. These fish live underwater forever, including the 'day' Brother Yuan and Brother Local couldn't speak when they got out of the water. The Wild Child thought hard about it all day long, and finally one day, he thought of a way - he wanted to become stronger on his own initiative, since The fish don't take the initiative to 'talk', then he will let his 'brain' learn the communication methods of all fish, take the initiative to talk to them, let them know who they are, and when he learns, then he can find Is there someone to talk to?"
"'He' really thought he was very smart at the time, and during that time, he really worked hard to become stronger. Later, he could finally hear those 'voices', and those 'voices' were really lively... There are flounders who only marry one wife in their lives, mother-of-pearls with baby pearls in their stomachs, and sea turtles with the most precious and beautiful carapaces in China - hawksbill turtles... They could all 'talk', but he didn't know , from that moment on, he made a 'mistake', a mistake that dragged himself forever into a kind of endless nightmare from which he could never wake up..."
At this point, God Fu's storytelling voice suddenly stopped.
He looked down at the corners of his mouth with human legs growing on his body, and he was still smiling, but that smile didn't make people think he was happy anymore.
"What mistake? What happened next?"
Still wondering, perhaps, what happened next.
Perhaps, Fushen's eyes are really too strange.
Therefore, Yuan Xiebai, who never broke his perfect shell of not asking the bottom line, lowered his head to digest the story, and had to sit in the dark and ask him.
"Ah."
The man tilted his head and smiled when he heard Yuan Xiebai's words.
He directed Yuan Xie's white and black eyes to look up at the 'past' together with him, and raised and touched the people and fish in ancient legends with his fingers.
But when he stared at the sky under the endless apocalypse so lonely and powerfully, it seemed that he was really living in an empty world.
His long hair fell down his back as a result.
But in the depths of his pupils, it was dim and gloomy, as if he had been imprisoned in the cage of the South China Sea and punished for hundreds of millions of years, and he couldn't remember where his past came from for a long time.
"Later, on such a very accidental day, another thing happened."
"One day, everything in the South China Sea was still as usual, but one of the whales, 'Local Brother', came to tell 'Wild Child' that the old hawksbill turtle they used to disturb every day was gone, and the old hawksbill turtle had no name, but it There is a number, its name is Mr. Yangliu, it is a very learned and old sea turtle from the Song Dynasty, its carapace is colorful, and it knows a lot of poems and songs. The poems learned by the 'wild child' are all kindly taught by Mr. Yangliu. Yes, but it was such a kind Mr. Yangliu who looked like an old master. When it was found that day, its body had been smashed by a harpoon, its carapace was peeled off, and its hands and feet were rotten and stinky, bleeding dry and thrown together. Under the reef..."
"On that day, everyone knew, oh, we are still 'fish'."
"If the fishermen on the shore want to kill us with harpoons, it's still very simple. Moreover, human beings will never know what everyone's favorite 'grandpa' was called when he was alive. Humans will only think that it is a piece of silver, a piece of silver. treasure."
"But everyone can't help it. The fish's brain will never be able to produce sadness... Only, that 'wild child' was very sad. One idea, he wanted to climb ashore overnight, catch the fisherman who killed Mr. Yangliu, tie him up with a rope, and then use knives and harpoons to kill the whole human family. After all, it is so disgusting to kill people for money It’s a little bit painful to commit a crime and die.”
"Perhaps, a 'wild child' is just like this. He has no father and no mother, so he is extremely cruel, so when he went ashore for the first time with a knife, he really thought about how to take revenge on others, but when he really found to this fisherman's house... guess what he saw again?"
"Haha, you must have never imagined, Yuan Xiebai, it turned out that the fisherman's family who killed Mr. Yangliu in his eyes... In fact, he has not become rich at all. The fisherman himself is deaf. Learning to fish for pearls in the sea, but South China Sea pearls were picked on a large scale in the Song Dynasty, and now there are not many left. He has been studying pearl fishing for 11 years, but he has never picked a real night pearl. Now he is 19 years old and has a broken leg. Not only that, his family also has a demented mother with rotten sores who is eating a bowl of pot bottom rice. When she sees a "bad guy" trying to kill herself with a knife, she will not run away. Will stare blankly at the 'bad guy'."
"The saddest thing is that for the first time in his life, this unlucky fisherman was lucky enough to catch a valuable tortoise shell, but this wealth does not belong to him. He is just a commoner and must be handed over to the The county government was handed over to the emperor by a higher-level provincial official in Hainan as a tool to invite credit. The government also took away the "treasure" three days ago, and he risked his life to go to sea alone in exchange for... The bowl of pot-bottomed rice that his mother eats, when the rice is finished, he and his mother will still have nothing in this life."
"Poor Mr. Yangliu, the fisherman's family."
"From that day on, the 'wild child' didn't understand anymore, but no matter whether it was a human or a fish, from that day on, he never wanted to be a 'friend' with any animal."
——This is the end of the story of the "wild child" in the South China Sea.
Fushen, who told a 'story' for the first time in his life, became motionless.
He looked a little indifferent and alienated, although the corner of his mouth was still smiling.
But for the first time, even Yuan Xiebai beside him could see the cold look in his eyes before, and he really had his own 'fish tank'.
It seems that it is not just Yuan Xiebai who is in 2041.
Fushen is also a person with a 'fish tank'.
This made their chat really start to get closer to each other's hearts from here.
"However... I still have a question to ask you, Yuan Xiebai."
Fushen did not continue to speak until now.
On the contrary, when he turned his head to look at Yuan Xiebai who had been thinking, he also asked a 'question' that he wanted to know the most tonight.
"You have heard the story I told, if you were this 'wild child' and you had come to this point at the time, what would you have done?"
"I?"
Yuan Xiebai was asked by him.
The two of them were still sitting on the beach at the moment, upon hearing this, the freshwater fish, who likes to be polite, recovered and pointed at himself.
"Well, what will you do next? Go straight back to the sea? Pretend nothing happened and continue on your own?"
"That's right. You've never been too angry with others. You definitely don't want to worry about this kind of thing. It has nothing to do with your world, right?"
God Fu repeated his tricks and asked him again, this time intentionally making his tone 'frivolous' and 'disrespectful'.
"..."
Regarding this, Yuan Xiebai's face was pale and indifferent.
Even though, he has a bright red eye-catching scar on his eye.
His ever-large black pupils also clearly reflected Fushen's dangerous eyes full of "spying desire" looking at him.
But his expression is very peaceful, not afraid at all, he is really in a state of thinking because of the information Fushen gave him now.
Waiting for no verbal arguing, he maintained the soothing posture of putting one arm on his head and touching one ear behind his ear, and fell into thinking.
He tilted his head first, then closed his eyes to analyze the matter.
This 'ugly beauty' who was really hard to guess what she was thinking opened her eyes and tapped on one of her thighs, looked at Fushen and said slowly,
"I won't go back to the sea, I should go ashore to find someone."
"...Oh? Who are you looking for?"
"I'll go find... well, sorry, wait a minute, I really don't like that kind of very ancient, very feudal class title, let me think about it."
Yuan Xiebai, the 'modern fish', bowed his head seriously at this time, and found a word that was relatively equal to the status of modern citizens.
"The boss of the officials in this story, the person who was at the highest level in the ancient government at that time."
"Huh? You're not dreaming, are you? That was ancient times, and not everyone could see the emperor himself. Besides, what do you want to do to find the emperor, and besides, how do you plan to find the emperor in the sea?"
"I don't know, use my legs."
But our "Yangtze No. [-] brother" didn't panic at all, with a sick face of red, white and white, it seemed natural,
"Or find a passing boat to take me for a while. At that time, there were many boats that often paid tribute. Anyway, I will exercise at home for more than two months. When I can walk, I will tell him two things in person."
"After all, in this story, his regime obviously already had two problems. First, the protection of marine ecology was imminent at that time. Pearl fishing and fishing could be carried out, but there must be a fishing moratorium every year. According to relevant sea protection laws, at least one hawksbill turtle that is over [-] years old should not be easily hunted and killed. The damage to the ecological chain will directly destroy the lifestyle of all small parasites in the surrounding area, and sooner or later it will be fed back in the The general environment of human life is deteriorating."
"Second, the officials under him obviously have corruption/corruption of cheating and concealing. The fishermen handed in all their harvests. The money given to him by the government is definitely more than a bowl of rice, but what these officials show to the people is the emperor himself. Now I only give them a bowl of rice, and over time, the people will not hate the official, but the emperor."
"In a huge feudal dynasty, it may not be easy for the emperor who is far away in the palace to cover everything, but his people are in dire straits, and he is in the 'profession' of emperor, so he should know that a 19-year-old fisherman is for that What a tortoise shell that only pays tribute has to pay, this is what an emperor should do."
"But according to what you just said, I'm actually willing to believe that the 'end' of this story is good. Guess what it is."
— Incredible.
When Yuan Xiebai said that he didn't like the feudal dynasty, the corners of his mouth rose, he opened his eyes and raised his hands to touch the ocean and sky.
He has the modern wisdom, pride and forward-thinking mind and heart, as if bending over the body of a 'wild child'.
Then, with a sense of "cross-time and space" in his eyes, he raised the corners of his mouth and looked at the people around him.
"That 'whale riding boy' must have thought of that too."
"He won't go back to the sea, that's just a compromise with the world."
"He will definitely risk the distance he can't go to find the emperor."
"He will personally go to the emperor for his Mr. Yangliu, for the fisherman mother and son, and tell him personally...the society and era we all live in...in fact, it can be artificially changed, and strive to become better, Are you right?"
"..."
The voice fell.
A certain black monster beside him, who had been in the shadows all along, seemed to have stopped even the 'chain sound' of long painful struggle.
He is always waiting for an opportunity and is extremely dangerous to the outside world.
However, the smile on Yuan Xiebai's face was still calm and indifferent, healing his heart.
The 'shell' that was still protecting him from harm wrapped him, making Yuan Xiebai, who was holding his leg with one hand because of the cold, looked like a mermaid prince on the beach.
But a monster locked in a cage and forgetting the past is rescued by a mermaid prince.
Or, it will permanently fade away the blood-stained scars and become a human being who went ashore exactly like him, falling in love with the world where he is forever.
It turned out to be such an easy task.
It's so easy...a monster who can't find the value of survival for thousands of years doesn't even believe it.
But at this moment, the oncoming sea breeze, symbolizing salvation and new life, once again blew the hair of the two of them sitting on the beach.
The long and short black hair was blown up together.
But maybe it was one person's heart that got into trouble this time.
In the next second, after staring blankly at this person just now, Fushen regained consciousness.
But his eyes that always only reflected his own ugly appearance...but under the silence brought by the ocean, he raised his head happily like a child for the first time and laughed sincerely.
It turned out to be the case.
He finally... knew what he wanted to say every time he saw Yuan Xiebai.
...Ke Yuan Xiebai, you are really 'excessive'.
Why are you so perfect, charming and beautiful, and now you put yourself in a 'shell' and refuse to give me a look.
finally, I understand.
It turns out that every time you 'laugh' before, it shows that you are not sincere to me at all.
Your 'shell' and my 'fish tank' block our bodies and minds, so that I can never see your heart.
It used to be '12 yuan'.
Now it is 'Yuan Xie Bai'.
But what kind of you is the real you, I don't seem to have seen it with my own eyes.
But it makes me yearn for you more from the bottom of my heart, longing for you to understand that I am crazy about you, and now I want to show you my whole world.
It's all... because I... so, so... completely fascinated by the beauty of your whole being.
——The number one idiot in the South China Sea has shown signs of recovery since his 'brain' began.
He frantically confessed Yuan Xiebai in his heart all the time, and the symptoms of mental estrus, which he wanted to touch from head to toe, seemed to be more serious.
If a person can use their brains to cause another person to become pregnant.
At this moment, Yuan Xiebai may have to spend a full night of 'exercise' and 'rehabilitation' tonight, and then become a 'young mother' overnight.
However, this special "rehabilitation" method may not be unable to improve his lung capacity.
At least, two people have time to exercise more together, which is always good for young people in terms of body metabolism.
Of course... that's another story.
But it is still a mystery how someone can cure the problem of "I will love Yuan Xibai for the rest of my life even if I jump from the South China Sea now".
It can start before the eleventh century AD.
Someone who has been insane for so long has an 'onset' with the only victim, Yuan Xiebai.
Because, when he saw Yuan Xiebai, he didn't want to talk to him anymore.
He is still a 'hungry dragon pounces on food' directly.
In other words, like a vicious dog who is not being disciplined, just started to practice picking up bones, it suddenly lay down next to his 'ugly beauty' ear, hooked a strand of long hair into his ear and muttered softly.
Fu Shen: "Yuan Xiebai, don't do morning exercises tomorrow morning. It will definitely rain in the South China Sea tomorrow. Let's go to Sanya together. Let's take a one-day cross-sea trip for two."
Yuan Xiebai was super calm and kept his eyes closed to perfunctory: "Excuse me, is this a dream after a nap? When did it rain in the South China Sea before? If it had, a second 'Liu Caiwei' would have grown a long time ago. Besides, the two of us Now in Haikou, how can I go to Sanya on the same day, so it’s difficult to fly?”
Fu Shen: "Oh, but I can fly."
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
But when someone saw that he was about to get 'angry', he continued to harass the ears of Brother Changjiang's 'sexuality/coldness' without fear of death.
Fu Shen: "No, I can't fly, but I have two 'private jets', and my 'private jets' can also bring an 'artificial rain' to the entire South China Sea along the way, you never thought of that, right? "
Yuan Xiebai: "Excuse me, is it now the script of some domineering president, Zhu Houzhao's dry uncle?"
Fu Shen: "You know, Yuan Xiebai, you are good at everything, but sometimes you lack a little imagination. When you have it, you will be the most beautiful and charming uncle in the world."
Yuan Xiebai: "Then why don't you return the '12 yuan', 'Uncle Gan', call the courier now, and pack the '12 yuan' and return it back to Guangdong. It should be too late."
Fu Shen: "That won't work, '12 yuan' is a treasure I picked up at the gate of my community, but since...you don't believe what I said, let's make three bets."
"If I win all three bets, you can go out with me tomorrow for a real 'travel'. If I lose, I'll strip off to the South China Sea and jump down for an 800-meter freestyle."
Hearing that he was still excited.
Yuan Xiebai has probably never experienced in his life that being "playful" in his heart is provoked by a guy who is so "perverted" that he can be so obsessive.
Therefore, he could only turn his head and look at this man with a 'cold eye' as he grabbed his arm from behind like a dog, but he really didn't touch him.
After a long time, Yuan Xiebai didn't smile at him for the first time in the dark but said lightly,
"Well, okay, what kind of bet, let's talk about it."
"You won, you and I even went to 'The End of the World'."
"But remember, if you can't do it tomorrow, even take off your underwear before going swimming. Oh, no, you are a fish, you don't wear underwear at all, then throw me two piranhas down."
——It can be seen that Fushen's "spiritual attack" this night really forced Yuan Xiebai to reveal his true nature.
This is a typical case of magic defeating magic.
However, at this time, the 'big devil' who smiled in the dark came over long before he turned around to reveal his 'shell' to himself.
Then, the long-haired man pressed close to Yuan Xiebai's weak and weak lips first, felt the coldness and resistance of his body with his nose at this time, and pinched his fingers under the moonlight to rub the other's chin obsessively Laughed.
"it is good."
……
"Then the two of us will bet on these three 'impossible' things now."
……
"One, do you believe that creatures like whales can actually fly in the sky at first?"
"Second, do you believe that the South China Sea, which has never rained for 20 years, can really rain tomorrow morning?"
"Three, do you believe that in Hainan, in fact... there is really a second 'Liu Caiwei'?"
……
"But before these three things happen in front of you, I will also send a 'surprise', you must remember to sign for it yourself."
"The last sentence for you is that I... oh, yes, when a person once had a conversation with that human named Wang Yangming, his actions and thoughts at that time told that person, and the other person is still the same today. feel."
"We live in modern times and always think that technology and mythology are paradoxical."
"But I don't know that modern technology goes back 1000 years. It is a myth in the eyes of the ancients, but this kind of myth is a myth that can be realized. It is also a myth that the ancients have worked hard step by step and laid a solid foundation to realize in modern times. "
"Myth is technology."
"Technology is also a myth."
"There will never be anything 'impossible' in this world, only if you only see a corner of your eyes, are you willing to go to the bigger world to find it now."
"Be brave, for yourself, Yuan Xiebai."
"So, now...please go to sleep, and remember to have a sweet dream for me too, my 'Peach Blossom' beauty."
These words were the last words he said to Yuan Xiebai tonight. After he finished speaking, Yuan Xiebai didn't remember what happened afterwards.
Because, when God Fu covered his eyes with a hand from the night.
Yuan Xiebai, who was caught in the dark state of the "brain" in front of him, was still talking to him soberly one second, and the next second he was "sleepy" and fell on his back into the arms of a person picking up his body.
Yuan Xiebai didn't know what happened to these 'strange things' until a long time later.
But like someone said.
When Yuan Xiebai, who had slept deeply the next day, woke up alone.
He found that the person who agreed to bet with him today had 'run away' again.
But this time, he left one thing behind.
A voice that made Yuan Xiebai sit on the beach with his head down expressionless early in the morning for a long time without saying a word.
But he wasn't angry, he was just thinking about one thing silently, thinking about what this 'clothes' meant for that person.
Because, what appeared in front of him at this moment turned out to be a...
The hem of the skirt shows a gradient of light water red and pink.
No, or it has been washed by time before it fades. It should be a bright red Ming Dynasty women's clothing.
Although, Yuan Xiebai doesn't think that clothes are divided into men and women.
Clothes are clothes, no gender.
sex is thing
No. 20 years after the end of the human world.
The sky above the South China Sea, known as the Dead Sea of Species.Tonight, a terrible title that makes people's souls go out of their bodies is constantly ringing in the ears of a "victim fish"——
Yuan Xiebai: "You..."
Fu'nervous': "Damn uncle!"
Yuan Xiebai: "Give it to me...you give it to me first...wait...wait...don't bark..."
Fu'nervous': "Fucking uncle! Fucking uncle! Fucking uncle!"
Yuan Xiebai: "...Okay, stop screaming, have you...have you played enough? Have you...didn't take your medicine?"
Fu'nervous': "No medicine! Uncle! Sick! Don't take medicine!"
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
This kind of strange cry is similar to that made by a duck swimming in the sea after its legs cramped, and it can really scream people to death.
The two creatures on the shore are normal just by looking at their faces and IQs.
But after listening to their conversation, it was true that the two were 'ill'.
A certain 'big devil' who doesn't take medicine really doesn't want face in order to molested 'Yuan Taohua' legally as soon as possible.
His thick, scumbag face couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth from rising crazily under the moonlight, and he began to fall ill with the only specific goal in his heart.
Fu'nervous': "'Dry uncle', why don't you believe me?"
Yuan Xiebai: "...You might as well say that you have a grandfather who used to be called 'Fu Shen'. He used to be a prince, and then he retired and returned to his hometown. Your grandfather and your grandmother got married and had a child."
Fu'nervous': "But my 'grandfather' is myself, and my 'grandmother' is the 'dry uncle' you."
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
Fu'nerve': "'Dry uncle'! Get married! 'Dry uncle'! Have a baby!"
Yuan Xiebai: "…………………"
Such a complicated dialogue that tested the human brain really destroyed Yuan Xiebai's original personal view of Fushen.
After all, all the fish in the South China Sea know that someone's previous mental state is not much different from being locked up and electrocuted/two times with a fishing net.
But Yuan Xiebai didn't know.
If Yuan Xiebai had known earlier, he would have jumped into the South China Sea to escape this chat earlier.
...Escape from this situation... Two of the three sentences are a conversation where a person is asking him to marry and have children with him.
But it was too late for him to run.
After all, he is already a 'dry uncle', so what else can he care about with the other party.
The words in this population are like delusional disorder plus a mental patient's own improvisation, which is unreasonable.
Then it's not good for him to reward a 'patient' with a big mouth to wake him up.
This made the "Yuan Xianren" who was born in Guangdong in 2021 frown, waved his hands perfunctorily, and continued to cooperate with the gesture of covering his forehead.
"Yes, you are your 'grandpa', and I am your 'grandma', and now I...seem to be...brain...deprived of oxygen."
"Then, would you like to bring your two 'guards' over to squeeze your legs? Little prince, do you have the habit of eating imperial food in the palace today? Are you going to listen to a song and come back to cheer you up?"
Seeing that Yuan Xiebai didn't argue at all, he was "into the play".
The long-haired 'Great Prince' beside him also bent over silently at the same moment, another 'cramp' failed to hold him back, and he fell to the ground and laughed loudly.
Seeing his 'cramp', Yuan Xiebai could only raise the corners of his mouth indifferently, and accepted the teasing on his own initiative.
But seeing that this person succeeded in this way, he thought about it for a while, and for the purpose of saving the battery of the mobile phone, he turned it off and put it back on his lap, and then he took the initiative to speak.
"...What are you laughing at, little prince of the South China Sea, am I not cooperating with what you said?"
When he said this, Yuan Xiebai didn't think the nickname was 'feudal'.
But Yuan Xiebai still couldn't understand why this person would make such a joke of 'impossible to happen'.
Those ancient humans of the Ming Dynasty lived before 1644 AD.
How could it be possible for them to have met and had a conversation with Fushen who lives in 2041?
Fushen is a human dragon of the ocean, and it is a high-level marine life that few people on earth really know about.
But he is an animal after all.
As long as they are animals and plants, their lives cannot escape cell metabolism and gradual aging in the end. It is impossible for a kind of life to skip the aging and death that all living things in nature face.
"..."
But for Fushen, Yuan Xiebai's 'collapsing of the three views' that almost revealed his face just now really made him laugh.
But Yuan Xiebai quickly became a 'dummy' to him.
A 'perfect dummy' who doesn't wonder, doesn't argue, always smiles at you.
"So, are you still talking or not? I'm going to sleep if you don't."
At this time, Yuan Xiebai, who was the 'perfect lover', was obviously sleepy, and raised his tired eyes to him.
The other party raised one leg, and gently touched the guy on the ground with the tip of his toe, and told Fushen his real harvest by the way.
"I have just decided to go to bed early and get up early tomorrow, and to exercise. It is said on the Internet that this can properly increase muscle and improve metabolism. I am really too thin now. I have been in a vegetable for 20 years, and now I am starting to rehabilitate is required."
"Start with jogging first, and then learn how to swim in the coastal estuary. I just don't know if I will drown in water with such a high density. It is best to set a fixed morning exercise time in the morning, so as not to damage other fish. normal foraging area."
"However, it never rains in the South China Sea, so it shouldn't affect the hour when I go out for morning exercises every day."
"It's just that 'Liu Caiwei' has never been irrigated by natural rain, and has never grown up. I can't do anything for the time being."
"In other words, I feel that my brain is always starved of oxygen. I can't walk because I don't exercise regularly. As long as I have normal muscles in my legs and my lung capacity increases, I can slowly get better."
—Look, that's how this man believes in what he sees as modern science.
He even seriously planned how to exercise and recover every morning in such a ghost place as the South China Sea.
People who were probably born after the birth of modern technological civilization have a hard time believing in the rationality of fairy tales.
Yuan Xiebai, he is a very typical pragmatist.
He doesn't trust distractions around his eyes.
But he is confident in his eyes.
Therefore, when he faces any huge unknown knowledge system beyond the brain, he will subconsciously think that it is empty and there is nothing there.
But just as, the universe is endless, the ocean is endless.The journey of an unknown life swimming forward is even more endless.
Although Yuan Xiebai is really smart and outstanding, Fushen always watches him longing to see each other's world.
But he still really lacks a little desire to explore the unknown.
He is trapped in his own world, and he is still a little away from a higher life on earth who can defeat the laws of nature by himself.
Therefore, regarding his physical and psychological problems, running and swimming can't solve them at all.
From Fushen's point of view, this is exactly what he needs to really face with this person.
But God Fu didn't want to mention something about himself.
Because of these things, if he speaks out, it will only become his 'super black history'.
But Yuan Xiebai needs it now, and he doesn't mind saying it.
In other words, the 'great prince' could have said it from a more acceptable angle to 'grandma' in order to make his 'grandfather' less ashamed.
After all, who made him have experience in pretending to be a 'normal person'.
Therefore, he was quickly revived from the Central Plains of "being fascinated by Yuan Xiebai", and returned to a normal, handsome, and attractive long-haired handsome guy.
Then, the 'Great Demon King' patted the sand on his hair casually, and shot at the 'Little White Rabbit' in the center of his pupils.
"Hey, don't go, don't you want some serious stories? I just remembered a story, a 'legendary' story that everyone in the South China Sea knew before."
"Legendary story?"
Yuan Xiebai wanted to end the chat just now, but at this moment, he couldn't help looking at Fushen again, as if the other party's 'badness' was easily attracted and smiled.
"Hey, you won't lie to me again, I want to sleep."
Yuan Xiebai took advantage of the situation to show a kind of powerless, giving in, as if he didn't want to play with Fushen anymore, with a gentle smile in his eyes.
But this person really started to look super easy to use, super easy to do / he looks like Fu Shen.
That's right, since Yuan Xiebai became an adult, he has a super nice/dry face every day.
It's a pity that he is a very bad person/doer. He always knows everything, but he looks like you are 'thinking wildly' about him.
This kind of person shouldn't be called Xiao Taohua at all.
It should be called Peach Blossom Demon.
Does he know that every time he stares at people like this and sends suggestive eyes, it makes others think about him.
"..."
In this regard, someone who was 'thinking wildly' was sitting in the moonlight with his legs propped up, the corner of his mouth raised as if he was waiting for him to take the bait.
Yuan scallion.
Didn't you say that you are not curious, you can pretend for me to see again.
See if I don't arouse your curiosity from now on, and you will voluntarily put your arms around my neck every night and tell me not to leave. ——Someone's still not normal 'personality' started grinning obscenely again.
But Fushen smiled normally in the next second, and threw a 'big fishing net' to a dummy who said he had no curiosity.
"It seems... It's a story about a wild boy who always rode two big whales in the South China Sea. It is said that everyone knew him at that time."
Fushen said as he tilted his head and opened his arms, blinking his eyes, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.
But when he got closer to Yuan Xiebai and blew harshly into his ear, he took the initiative to touch his shoulder to continue the story, he stepped back properly and pointed to the ocean in front of the two of them.
"Look, that's right there, that 'story' begins where the two of us first met."
"Well, the time is probably... It happened in the 11th century AD in China? It is said that this 'wild child' was witnessed by local fishermen at that time... We don't know where the wild child came from, but he seems to be born without father Mother, grew up with the whales in the sea like an abandoned baby..."
"Later, when he got older, he was no longer a child. He was still wandering in the South China Sea every day. People began to nickname him and call him Whale Riding Boy... Oh, yes, I heard that he also kept two whales. ...The two whales that he grew up with are his... um? How do you say this relationship in modern language? Follower? Younger brother? Slave?"
"Fat, friend, childhood sweetheart...it's all 4021 years."
Yuan Xiebai, who was rubbing his temples with one hand, began to correct this unqualified prince again.
"Okay, let's call it Fa Xiao."
Fushen also "obediently" accepted the modern thought given to him by Yuan Xiebai.
"He and these two whales... have a 'faxiao' relationship. He also named these two whales in the past. One of them is chubby and has a childish personality, so they are called 'Brother Tianyuan', and the other has a face. Handsome and upright, with a stable and mature personality, he is called 'Brother Fang', and 'Round Sky' was the only ... 'friend' of that person from the beginning."
"But this person is still bored and irritable all day long. He really wants to jump into the South China Sea and drown himself, because at that time he couldn't communicate directly with all the animals in the sea. These fish live underwater forever, including the 'day' Brother Yuan and Brother Local couldn't speak when they got out of the water. The Wild Child thought hard about it all day long, and finally one day, he thought of a way - he wanted to become stronger on his own initiative, since The fish don't take the initiative to 'talk', then he will let his 'brain' learn the communication methods of all fish, take the initiative to talk to them, let them know who they are, and when he learns, then he can find Is there someone to talk to?"
"'He' really thought he was very smart at the time, and during that time, he really worked hard to become stronger. Later, he could finally hear those 'voices', and those 'voices' were really lively... There are flounders who only marry one wife in their lives, mother-of-pearls with baby pearls in their stomachs, and sea turtles with the most precious and beautiful carapaces in China - hawksbill turtles... They could all 'talk', but he didn't know , from that moment on, he made a 'mistake', a mistake that dragged himself forever into a kind of endless nightmare from which he could never wake up..."
At this point, God Fu's storytelling voice suddenly stopped.
He looked down at the corners of his mouth with human legs growing on his body, and he was still smiling, but that smile didn't make people think he was happy anymore.
"What mistake? What happened next?"
Still wondering, perhaps, what happened next.
Perhaps, Fushen's eyes are really too strange.
Therefore, Yuan Xiebai, who never broke his perfect shell of not asking the bottom line, lowered his head to digest the story, and had to sit in the dark and ask him.
"Ah."
The man tilted his head and smiled when he heard Yuan Xiebai's words.
He directed Yuan Xie's white and black eyes to look up at the 'past' together with him, and raised and touched the people and fish in ancient legends with his fingers.
But when he stared at the sky under the endless apocalypse so lonely and powerfully, it seemed that he was really living in an empty world.
His long hair fell down his back as a result.
But in the depths of his pupils, it was dim and gloomy, as if he had been imprisoned in the cage of the South China Sea and punished for hundreds of millions of years, and he couldn't remember where his past came from for a long time.
"Later, on such a very accidental day, another thing happened."
"One day, everything in the South China Sea was still as usual, but one of the whales, 'Local Brother', came to tell 'Wild Child' that the old hawksbill turtle they used to disturb every day was gone, and the old hawksbill turtle had no name, but it There is a number, its name is Mr. Yangliu, it is a very learned and old sea turtle from the Song Dynasty, its carapace is colorful, and it knows a lot of poems and songs. The poems learned by the 'wild child' are all kindly taught by Mr. Yangliu. Yes, but it was such a kind Mr. Yangliu who looked like an old master. When it was found that day, its body had been smashed by a harpoon, its carapace was peeled off, and its hands and feet were rotten and stinky, bleeding dry and thrown together. Under the reef..."
"On that day, everyone knew, oh, we are still 'fish'."
"If the fishermen on the shore want to kill us with harpoons, it's still very simple. Moreover, human beings will never know what everyone's favorite 'grandpa' was called when he was alive. Humans will only think that it is a piece of silver, a piece of silver. treasure."
"But everyone can't help it. The fish's brain will never be able to produce sadness... Only, that 'wild child' was very sad. One idea, he wanted to climb ashore overnight, catch the fisherman who killed Mr. Yangliu, tie him up with a rope, and then use knives and harpoons to kill the whole human family. After all, it is so disgusting to kill people for money It’s a little bit painful to commit a crime and die.”
"Perhaps, a 'wild child' is just like this. He has no father and no mother, so he is extremely cruel, so when he went ashore for the first time with a knife, he really thought about how to take revenge on others, but when he really found to this fisherman's house... guess what he saw again?"
"Haha, you must have never imagined, Yuan Xiebai, it turned out that the fisherman's family who killed Mr. Yangliu in his eyes... In fact, he has not become rich at all. The fisherman himself is deaf. Learning to fish for pearls in the sea, but South China Sea pearls were picked on a large scale in the Song Dynasty, and now there are not many left. He has been studying pearl fishing for 11 years, but he has never picked a real night pearl. Now he is 19 years old and has a broken leg. Not only that, his family also has a demented mother with rotten sores who is eating a bowl of pot bottom rice. When she sees a "bad guy" trying to kill herself with a knife, she will not run away. Will stare blankly at the 'bad guy'."
"The saddest thing is that for the first time in his life, this unlucky fisherman was lucky enough to catch a valuable tortoise shell, but this wealth does not belong to him. He is just a commoner and must be handed over to the The county government was handed over to the emperor by a higher-level provincial official in Hainan as a tool to invite credit. The government also took away the "treasure" three days ago, and he risked his life to go to sea alone in exchange for... The bowl of pot-bottomed rice that his mother eats, when the rice is finished, he and his mother will still have nothing in this life."
"Poor Mr. Yangliu, the fisherman's family."
"From that day on, the 'wild child' didn't understand anymore, but no matter whether it was a human or a fish, from that day on, he never wanted to be a 'friend' with any animal."
——This is the end of the story of the "wild child" in the South China Sea.
Fushen, who told a 'story' for the first time in his life, became motionless.
He looked a little indifferent and alienated, although the corner of his mouth was still smiling.
But for the first time, even Yuan Xiebai beside him could see the cold look in his eyes before, and he really had his own 'fish tank'.
It seems that it is not just Yuan Xiebai who is in 2041.
Fushen is also a person with a 'fish tank'.
This made their chat really start to get closer to each other's hearts from here.
"However... I still have a question to ask you, Yuan Xiebai."
Fushen did not continue to speak until now.
On the contrary, when he turned his head to look at Yuan Xiebai who had been thinking, he also asked a 'question' that he wanted to know the most tonight.
"You have heard the story I told, if you were this 'wild child' and you had come to this point at the time, what would you have done?"
"I?"
Yuan Xiebai was asked by him.
The two of them were still sitting on the beach at the moment, upon hearing this, the freshwater fish, who likes to be polite, recovered and pointed at himself.
"Well, what will you do next? Go straight back to the sea? Pretend nothing happened and continue on your own?"
"That's right. You've never been too angry with others. You definitely don't want to worry about this kind of thing. It has nothing to do with your world, right?"
God Fu repeated his tricks and asked him again, this time intentionally making his tone 'frivolous' and 'disrespectful'.
"..."
Regarding this, Yuan Xiebai's face was pale and indifferent.
Even though, he has a bright red eye-catching scar on his eye.
His ever-large black pupils also clearly reflected Fushen's dangerous eyes full of "spying desire" looking at him.
But his expression is very peaceful, not afraid at all, he is really in a state of thinking because of the information Fushen gave him now.
Waiting for no verbal arguing, he maintained the soothing posture of putting one arm on his head and touching one ear behind his ear, and fell into thinking.
He tilted his head first, then closed his eyes to analyze the matter.
This 'ugly beauty' who was really hard to guess what she was thinking opened her eyes and tapped on one of her thighs, looked at Fushen and said slowly,
"I won't go back to the sea, I should go ashore to find someone."
"...Oh? Who are you looking for?"
"I'll go find... well, sorry, wait a minute, I really don't like that kind of very ancient, very feudal class title, let me think about it."
Yuan Xiebai, the 'modern fish', bowed his head seriously at this time, and found a word that was relatively equal to the status of modern citizens.
"The boss of the officials in this story, the person who was at the highest level in the ancient government at that time."
"Huh? You're not dreaming, are you? That was ancient times, and not everyone could see the emperor himself. Besides, what do you want to do to find the emperor, and besides, how do you plan to find the emperor in the sea?"
"I don't know, use my legs."
But our "Yangtze No. [-] brother" didn't panic at all, with a sick face of red, white and white, it seemed natural,
"Or find a passing boat to take me for a while. At that time, there were many boats that often paid tribute. Anyway, I will exercise at home for more than two months. When I can walk, I will tell him two things in person."
"After all, in this story, his regime obviously already had two problems. First, the protection of marine ecology was imminent at that time. Pearl fishing and fishing could be carried out, but there must be a fishing moratorium every year. According to relevant sea protection laws, at least one hawksbill turtle that is over [-] years old should not be easily hunted and killed. The damage to the ecological chain will directly destroy the lifestyle of all small parasites in the surrounding area, and sooner or later it will be fed back in the The general environment of human life is deteriorating."
"Second, the officials under him obviously have corruption/corruption of cheating and concealing. The fishermen handed in all their harvests. The money given to him by the government is definitely more than a bowl of rice, but what these officials show to the people is the emperor himself. Now I only give them a bowl of rice, and over time, the people will not hate the official, but the emperor."
"In a huge feudal dynasty, it may not be easy for the emperor who is far away in the palace to cover everything, but his people are in dire straits, and he is in the 'profession' of emperor, so he should know that a 19-year-old fisherman is for that What a tortoise shell that only pays tribute has to pay, this is what an emperor should do."
"But according to what you just said, I'm actually willing to believe that the 'end' of this story is good. Guess what it is."
— Incredible.
When Yuan Xiebai said that he didn't like the feudal dynasty, the corners of his mouth rose, he opened his eyes and raised his hands to touch the ocean and sky.
He has the modern wisdom, pride and forward-thinking mind and heart, as if bending over the body of a 'wild child'.
Then, with a sense of "cross-time and space" in his eyes, he raised the corners of his mouth and looked at the people around him.
"That 'whale riding boy' must have thought of that too."
"He won't go back to the sea, that's just a compromise with the world."
"He will definitely risk the distance he can't go to find the emperor."
"He will personally go to the emperor for his Mr. Yangliu, for the fisherman mother and son, and tell him personally...the society and era we all live in...in fact, it can be artificially changed, and strive to become better, Are you right?"
"..."
The voice fell.
A certain black monster beside him, who had been in the shadows all along, seemed to have stopped even the 'chain sound' of long painful struggle.
He is always waiting for an opportunity and is extremely dangerous to the outside world.
However, the smile on Yuan Xiebai's face was still calm and indifferent, healing his heart.
The 'shell' that was still protecting him from harm wrapped him, making Yuan Xiebai, who was holding his leg with one hand because of the cold, looked like a mermaid prince on the beach.
But a monster locked in a cage and forgetting the past is rescued by a mermaid prince.
Or, it will permanently fade away the blood-stained scars and become a human being who went ashore exactly like him, falling in love with the world where he is forever.
It turned out to be such an easy task.
It's so easy...a monster who can't find the value of survival for thousands of years doesn't even believe it.
But at this moment, the oncoming sea breeze, symbolizing salvation and new life, once again blew the hair of the two of them sitting on the beach.
The long and short black hair was blown up together.
But maybe it was one person's heart that got into trouble this time.
In the next second, after staring blankly at this person just now, Fushen regained consciousness.
But his eyes that always only reflected his own ugly appearance...but under the silence brought by the ocean, he raised his head happily like a child for the first time and laughed sincerely.
It turned out to be the case.
He finally... knew what he wanted to say every time he saw Yuan Xiebai.
...Ke Yuan Xiebai, you are really 'excessive'.
Why are you so perfect, charming and beautiful, and now you put yourself in a 'shell' and refuse to give me a look.
finally, I understand.
It turns out that every time you 'laugh' before, it shows that you are not sincere to me at all.
Your 'shell' and my 'fish tank' block our bodies and minds, so that I can never see your heart.
It used to be '12 yuan'.
Now it is 'Yuan Xie Bai'.
But what kind of you is the real you, I don't seem to have seen it with my own eyes.
But it makes me yearn for you more from the bottom of my heart, longing for you to understand that I am crazy about you, and now I want to show you my whole world.
It's all... because I... so, so... completely fascinated by the beauty of your whole being.
——The number one idiot in the South China Sea has shown signs of recovery since his 'brain' began.
He frantically confessed Yuan Xiebai in his heart all the time, and the symptoms of mental estrus, which he wanted to touch from head to toe, seemed to be more serious.
If a person can use their brains to cause another person to become pregnant.
At this moment, Yuan Xiebai may have to spend a full night of 'exercise' and 'rehabilitation' tonight, and then become a 'young mother' overnight.
However, this special "rehabilitation" method may not be unable to improve his lung capacity.
At least, two people have time to exercise more together, which is always good for young people in terms of body metabolism.
Of course... that's another story.
But it is still a mystery how someone can cure the problem of "I will love Yuan Xibai for the rest of my life even if I jump from the South China Sea now".
It can start before the eleventh century AD.
Someone who has been insane for so long has an 'onset' with the only victim, Yuan Xiebai.
Because, when he saw Yuan Xiebai, he didn't want to talk to him anymore.
He is still a 'hungry dragon pounces on food' directly.
In other words, like a vicious dog who is not being disciplined, just started to practice picking up bones, it suddenly lay down next to his 'ugly beauty' ear, hooked a strand of long hair into his ear and muttered softly.
Fu Shen: "Yuan Xiebai, don't do morning exercises tomorrow morning. It will definitely rain in the South China Sea tomorrow. Let's go to Sanya together. Let's take a one-day cross-sea trip for two."
Yuan Xiebai was super calm and kept his eyes closed to perfunctory: "Excuse me, is this a dream after a nap? When did it rain in the South China Sea before? If it had, a second 'Liu Caiwei' would have grown a long time ago. Besides, the two of us Now in Haikou, how can I go to Sanya on the same day, so it’s difficult to fly?”
Fu Shen: "Oh, but I can fly."
Yuan Xiebai: "..."
But when someone saw that he was about to get 'angry', he continued to harass the ears of Brother Changjiang's 'sexuality/coldness' without fear of death.
Fu Shen: "No, I can't fly, but I have two 'private jets', and my 'private jets' can also bring an 'artificial rain' to the entire South China Sea along the way, you never thought of that, right? "
Yuan Xiebai: "Excuse me, is it now the script of some domineering president, Zhu Houzhao's dry uncle?"
Fu Shen: "You know, Yuan Xiebai, you are good at everything, but sometimes you lack a little imagination. When you have it, you will be the most beautiful and charming uncle in the world."
Yuan Xiebai: "Then why don't you return the '12 yuan', 'Uncle Gan', call the courier now, and pack the '12 yuan' and return it back to Guangdong. It should be too late."
Fu Shen: "That won't work, '12 yuan' is a treasure I picked up at the gate of my community, but since...you don't believe what I said, let's make three bets."
"If I win all three bets, you can go out with me tomorrow for a real 'travel'. If I lose, I'll strip off to the South China Sea and jump down for an 800-meter freestyle."
Hearing that he was still excited.
Yuan Xiebai has probably never experienced in his life that being "playful" in his heart is provoked by a guy who is so "perverted" that he can be so obsessive.
Therefore, he could only turn his head and look at this man with a 'cold eye' as he grabbed his arm from behind like a dog, but he really didn't touch him.
After a long time, Yuan Xiebai didn't smile at him for the first time in the dark but said lightly,
"Well, okay, what kind of bet, let's talk about it."
"You won, you and I even went to 'The End of the World'."
"But remember, if you can't do it tomorrow, even take off your underwear before going swimming. Oh, no, you are a fish, you don't wear underwear at all, then throw me two piranhas down."
——It can be seen that Fushen's "spiritual attack" this night really forced Yuan Xiebai to reveal his true nature.
This is a typical case of magic defeating magic.
However, at this time, the 'big devil' who smiled in the dark came over long before he turned around to reveal his 'shell' to himself.
Then, the long-haired man pressed close to Yuan Xiebai's weak and weak lips first, felt the coldness and resistance of his body with his nose at this time, and pinched his fingers under the moonlight to rub the other's chin obsessively Laughed.
"it is good."
……
"Then the two of us will bet on these three 'impossible' things now."
……
"One, do you believe that creatures like whales can actually fly in the sky at first?"
"Second, do you believe that the South China Sea, which has never rained for 20 years, can really rain tomorrow morning?"
"Three, do you believe that in Hainan, in fact... there is really a second 'Liu Caiwei'?"
……
"But before these three things happen in front of you, I will also send a 'surprise', you must remember to sign for it yourself."
"The last sentence for you is that I... oh, yes, when a person once had a conversation with that human named Wang Yangming, his actions and thoughts at that time told that person, and the other person is still the same today. feel."
"We live in modern times and always think that technology and mythology are paradoxical."
"But I don't know that modern technology goes back 1000 years. It is a myth in the eyes of the ancients, but this kind of myth is a myth that can be realized. It is also a myth that the ancients have worked hard step by step and laid a solid foundation to realize in modern times. "
"Myth is technology."
"Technology is also a myth."
"There will never be anything 'impossible' in this world, only if you only see a corner of your eyes, are you willing to go to the bigger world to find it now."
"Be brave, for yourself, Yuan Xiebai."
"So, now...please go to sleep, and remember to have a sweet dream for me too, my 'Peach Blossom' beauty."
These words were the last words he said to Yuan Xiebai tonight. After he finished speaking, Yuan Xiebai didn't remember what happened afterwards.
Because, when God Fu covered his eyes with a hand from the night.
Yuan Xiebai, who was caught in the dark state of the "brain" in front of him, was still talking to him soberly one second, and the next second he was "sleepy" and fell on his back into the arms of a person picking up his body.
Yuan Xiebai didn't know what happened to these 'strange things' until a long time later.
But like someone said.
When Yuan Xiebai, who had slept deeply the next day, woke up alone.
He found that the person who agreed to bet with him today had 'run away' again.
But this time, he left one thing behind.
A voice that made Yuan Xiebai sit on the beach with his head down expressionless early in the morning for a long time without saying a word.
But he wasn't angry, he was just thinking about one thing silently, thinking about what this 'clothes' meant for that person.
Because, what appeared in front of him at this moment turned out to be a...
The hem of the skirt shows a gradient of light water red and pink.
No, or it has been washed by time before it fades. It should be a bright red Ming Dynasty women's clothing.
Although, Yuan Xiebai doesn't think that clothes are divided into men and women.
Clothes are clothes, no gender.
sex is thing
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