Di Ren Ji

Chapter 14

Extra: "Little Peach Blossom and Fu Shen Guangdong-Fujian-Hainan Love Travel Diary · Essence Edition"

(1)

Hi, everyone, I am Yuan Xiebai, the author of this private travel diary, and I am 23 years old.Here I would like to share with you a few interesting stories when the Haikou chapter comes to an end, and I hope I will be lucky enough to make you laugh.

Do you believe it, because the hairstyle that didn’t grow up at 12 yuan at the beginning was a girl’s bob head, so at the initial stage when two crawlers got lost in Guangdong together, the brain also turned into a crazy person. Thought he was a little loli.

Nan Hai had never had a girl who grew up with him in the past, and this guy's two boys only quarreled and fought with him, which made it difficult for him to correct his misconception about the gender of the pink bob-headed loli.

You must not believe it, when this person was out of his mind, he once made a full set of miniature quilts, toys and skirts for our little 12 yuan.

This person also dressed up his little pink like a pervert every day, using coral, tortoise shell, pearl, and red seaweed to change clothes for 12 yuan, and fooled 12 yuan into saying that this is the color only worn by macho men.

This caused the 12 yuan of passive women's clothing to be dressed as a salamander loli before she could resist.

But speaking of the same kind, he doesn't even know whether the other party's virtue is male or female. This is a mistake that a person like him should not make in theory. Males are afraid of it. His mating/mating/rights are inherently domineering. Even if he goes to snatch other people's girlfriends, people will not dare to beat him.

But in fact, based on his reproductive status as 0, he is really a pure South China Sea widow king who is about to die, that's why he can't tell the male from the female.

Later, the '12 yuan' sympathy certificate who learned about all this sighed softly: "Hi——"

Fu Shen: "?"

(2)

But everyone knows that 12 yuan is a species with high emotional intelligence, so in order to dilute the embarrassing first impression of the two, 12 yuan later also quietly told this person the real reason why he survived in the pit.

It said that because it imitated the Guangzhou people, it was bullied by other color-changing hexagonal dinosaurs in the aquarium when it was young.

The man immediately said fiercely and dangerously, then you are being bullied, but the pink-haired little fat man and his own Da Crawler shook their heads and said, and then said that it beat all the hexagonal dinosaurs in an aquarium.It is all because it is disobedient, so its Taobao price has dropped from 12 yuan to [-] cents, and it has become the cheapest among all hexagonal dinosaurs.

Da Crawling was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud at Xiao Fenmao's rascal and fierce appearance.

I think, at that moment, the voice of someone in Fu was probably: If our country’s 5000-year-old civilization has a newt like Xiaofenmao, why should I lose the right to be a long-lived newt/male newt?

To be honest, we 12 yuan have already seen through your little thoughts.

(3)

Speaking of which, before we settled in Haikou from Fujian, we once met some other 'friends' except Liu Caiwei, a plant beauty.

In view of the fact that he and a person were both having "amnesia" in their brains at the time, and later the memory recovered, and a lot of things happened, and they don't quite remember the names of these two "friends", here I will replay some of the life of Haiyang Peak that day fragment.

These two friends who appeared briefly are now going to recall their species scientific names, one seems to be called Sand Worm, and the other is called Rat Woman.

Friends who have lived in Guangdong should be familiar with these two friends. The mouse woman is a watermelon worm, which will curl up into a ball whenever it is frightened. There is a famous dish in Xiamen called sand worms fried with leeks.

Many years ago, sandworms were just a smooth and tender dish on the human dinner table, but after the end of the world, the high concentration of gas produced by the degradation and decay of animal corpses caused a sharp decline in terrestrial vertebrates that need oxygen for metabolism. .The Chimelong Zoo, the largest wild animal park in Guangzhou, has long since disappeared on land, and the corpses sank into the ocean for a 20-year cycle. This makes the food storage for some survivors relatively sufficient after the disaster, and the local sandworms and rat women have Sufficient decomposed nutrients, body size skyrocketed.

The skyrocketing here does not mean that their bodies can rise by a few centimeters. In fact, at the ocean peak at that time, the sandworms and squirrels sleeping underground could reach an average height of more than 8 meters.

This is a real world where everyone will starve to death if they don't grow up. If 12 Yuan is a player in the Earth Novice Village, Sandworm and Rat Woman are the hidden npcs of Haiyang Peak.

More than that, these two NPCs should be natural enemies according to my memory.

The giant sandworm usually sleeps to preserve its energy. As long as it wakes up, it will eat the giant rat woman. As a result, the rat woman's shell becomes extremely hard. Once it clumps up under the sand, the shell will roll like a steel ball It can crush sandworms alive into a puddle of mud.

In order to deal with these metal 'watermelon worms', the shape of the giant sand worm is more Cthulhu. When they appear, there will be holes in the ground.

These holes are for them to breathe and eat. Their body surface is a flesh-pink soft body, so it is particularly sticky. Because they have no pores, their hunting methods are very brutal.

Moreover, sandworms have no eyes, only a huge man-eating mouth. When they crawl, they must need friction. Whenever they use sand to attack indiscriminately, they basically eat whatever they see, and they will use the quicksand to collapse to let the prey die first. Suffocated to death by the sand first, and then eaten clean by tens of thousands of giant sandworms in the sand cave.

These two apocalyptic 'friends', just hearing it like this is very scary. You must know that the 12-yuan protector is a handsome guy who is only 193 in terms of terrestrial life forms. 12cm.

As a young and lovely freshwater amphibian, it was innocently lying on the beach of Haiyang Peak, learning to dig sand pits day by day, and learning how to make its own sleeping nest.Oh, and it also has its Tmall elf and husband.

Unfortunately, one day its husband happened to be away, and the other party went out (maybe to hunt sea monsters, maybe to find the sky circle), and the two also lived under the beach at the time.

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The story of that day was roughly like this. The giant sandworm that could cause the beach to collapse attacked 12 yuan in the absence of someone. It was shocking that it was the kind of sneak attack from behind.

At first, this group of sandworms might have wanted to catch two watermelon worms, but seeing that there was a living unknown creature on the beach, they were not hesitating to prey on it.

Logically, this is a human tragedy, and the poor 12 yuan should be reduced to a full meal.

You must know that our staple food before 12 yuan used to be nematodes.

What is a nematode, it is a kind of fish feed. To say that it is very similar to sandworms is that they all twist and turn and look a bit coquettish. This also leads to a miniature newt, the former bully of the Pearl River Estuary. debut.

When the crisis under the beach hit, the local salamander who had lived in Guangzhou for a while realized that it seemed that besides Haishuifeng, there was another person to compete with it for food.

So this little 12cm pink bully came out viciously, and with a sound of "what ah", without Fushen knowing the details, he took the initiative to clean up this turf grabber.

This fierce battle of "Master Peach, cut it in the middle" ended when a small bob-headed salamander bit the sandworm boss viciously and threw it around and fell unconscious on the beach.

It is worth mentioning that just as it stunned the sandworms, the watermelon worms in Haiyangfeng also crawled out one by one, but they did not appreciate 12 yuan, but knocked 12 yuan on the spot out of the instinct of rolling around .

From then on, 12 yuan bullied the sandworm, the sandworm bullied the mouse woman, and the mouse woman bullied 12 yuan, and the Guangdong love story began.

Because 12 yuan found through observation that the current competition for the earth's hegemony in the Pearl River Estuary is the sandworm and the rat woman, and the two represent the biggest battle for the territory in front of the fourth stage, so the cute mouse woman and the evil sandworm also started to species Annexation wars.

12 yuan sometimes sits on the watermelon worm, and the huge watermelon worm is backlogged by its buttocks, rolling back and forth on the beach.

12 yuan will also use its claws to push the group of rat women, and after the watermelon bug hits the reef, it will continue the game of bouncing around like dodge ball

The 12-Yuan is small in size but has great strength. It can bite a 3m giant sandworm countless times and swing it around in mid-air until the sandworm sees it and starts to hide.

(5)

Fortunately, at this time, a big crawl came back.Seeing Haiyangfeng's state at this time, this handsome guy with rich experience in doomsday survival immediately began to teach the children by hand.

But he didn't irresponsibly let 12 yuan mess around and continue to disrupt the original way of life of sandworms and rat women, but taught 12 yuan a lesson.

He said, cub, you know what, the responsible beings on earth don't just eat all the plants, absorb all the oxygen, and produce countless excretions.

Earth is the home of every living thing.Perhaps, no one pays or rewards them.But they will loosen the soil and improve the acidity and alkalinity for this soil.

They will decompose and rot for the roots of trees, produce nutrients, eat the polluted components of rivers, and share the excessive nutrient-rich substances of the ocean.Will be the most unknown, the most ordinary hardworking scavenger.

This is the case with rat women and sandworms. You can eat them, and they can eat you, but everything must be a fair competition, and neither of you three parties can destroy the whole family. This is nature.

In this case, the three low-level monsters in Haiyang Peak seemed to have awakened after being educated by Da Climbing.

Twelve Yuan also began to reflect that maybe it was a bit cruel to bully these two friends, and it was time for everyone to coexist peacefully, so it learned what is called Pavlov's dog effect through Tmall Elf.

For example, how to artificially attract sandworms with movement and sound, and train the sandworm’s ability to respond to a sound. On the surface, the sandworm is still attacking you every time, but in essence, it is being domesticated by you instead. Brute force is more possessive, and it is a good way that a person with a brain can come up with.

So, the little fat man learned it like this, and then, what he immediately showed the bad old man was how to teach the sandworm to pee at a fixed time, and how to plan cat litter.

As a result, Haiyang Peak lost two monsters, and there were more loyal and enthusiastic mouse women like dogs, and sandworms who were cold and arrogant like cats.

At a young age, the 12 yuan for both cats and dogs is triumphant: "What~"

Fu Shen: "..."

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Because I taught cats and dogs to go to the toilet, the night of 12 yuan was very happy. Uncle Long, who was on guard at night, was afraid that he would catch cold by kicking the quilt, so he got up in the middle of the night to protect his little pig from the wind.

But just when the bad old man who fell into the beauty of his wife was staring at the guy in the pit, the inexplicable girl's heart burst, the 12cm rough little loli salamander who snored inexplicably loudly, and the 29m elegant senior dragon uncle who loves to sleep very quietly bumped into each other up.

A certain person was stunned, thinking that he was hallucinating, how could his little pink fairy boy do something like a middle-aged old man who would do something like snoring.

The little fairy man can't snore, it's absolutely impossible, but the 12cm-long 12 Yuan raised his belly, his little feet upturned and began to snort: "Nee-gulu-ya-ye-gulu-gulu- -ah--"

A kelp spirit with a body length of 29m: "..."

what is this called.

This is probably called the two-strait salamander.

(7)

Not long after this incident, probably because of the existence of 12 Yuan, Sandworm and Rat Woman changed positions and fled from Haiyang Peak. 12 yuan was very regrettable and lost at the time, so Da Climbing took it to a reef near Haiyang Peak.

At first, Twelve Yuan didn't understand why Da Crawler brought him here, but soon, that person told him one thing—a post-apocalyptic event.

It is said that on this reef, Da Crawling has seen many cats and dogs.

At that time, the disaster had already happened and human beings perished. Some of the surviving pet cats and dogs were on the reef without eating or drinking, waiting for the primates who raised them to crawl out of the seabed.But how did they know that all this may not be able to wait.

Sun exposure, starvation, bacterial infection.

The long cold end is much longer than their lives. It is a mystery whether the degraded wild animal instincts of these pets can be revived. The process is like a screening of the environment.

Because if they still feel that they are a pet in their hearts, then this end-of-the-world land will prove the reality that most pets cannot survive.

But as long as a pet awakens from it, it will no longer be a pet, and it will return to the wild and return to nature.

And most of the cats and dogs really starved to death like this, but there was only one puppet cat that persisted to the end.

Da Crawler said that he didn't think the puppet cat would evolve successfully at first, as it seemed too dependent on other people's feeding.

But to his surprise, the blue-eyed, white-fur pet cat finally gave up waiting on the last day and started hunting on its own initiative. It is the last of all pet cats and dogs to survive until now, but it did it wake up.

I clearly remember what Big Crawler said to 12 Yuan. It had a cute and obedient domestic appearance at the beginning.

The fluffy fur that grew up in a comfortable domestic environment, with ten neatly trimmed nails, seems to be unable to catch mice.But it later became unkempt and its fur turned black.The teeth and palms scraped to bloody appearance are really an adult cat, not a house cat.

It no longer meows on purpose with people, and even if it does, its voice is no longer scared enough to find its owner again, and its owner has been eliminated by nature.

So on that day, it finally wagged its tail and stepped out of the deserted ruins of Dongguan City alone, without hesitation, like a beast.

With 12 yuan's life experience at the time, it is impossible to know that the cat persisted for so long and then gave up.What it wants in its heart is to be found by the owner to return home to raise its way of life, or animals themselves will also have emotions, and they will also be nostalgic for their homeland and produce waiting.

But just like what Big Crawler said to it, it has really returned to nature from a house cat.

It's not cats that are going extinct, it's domestic cats.Perhaps, creatures' timidity towards the unknown and reluctance to their homeland are not conflicts in themselves.

Even human beings have transitions between adolescence and adulthood. Perhaps, you can also take a look at the dangerous sea in front of us. Isn’t it like a storm.But when we personally overcome our own little fear, when you go to see the storm, stare at the storm, and overcome the storm.

You will no longer be afraid, because this is your own effort, and it is an evolution that does not depend on others.

This is also the real reason why the house cat whose eyes are firmly facing the rising sun and heading for the distance is no longer afraid of the unknown doomsday.

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After this incident, 12 yuan didn't mention the cats and dogs that escaped him, so the yacht plan of the big climb was officially implemented, and many things later happened because of it.

The memories of Guangdong, Fujian and Haikou will follow.

At this point in the story, the big Zheng He ship in Haikou in front of my eyes is still floating in the wind with the unloaded sail rope on the mast, floating up and down on the blue sea.

My person was lying under the mast of Zheng He’s big ship, and beside him lay a man, who was asleep, with his warm and young body next to me, as if the stories I had written with my own hands were still vivid in my memory.

At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of the pink Tmall elf underneath me finally running out of the base battery and about to cut off the power, and then I realized that I hadn’t relied on the sense of security brought by the sound for a long time.

In the past, 12 yuan always needed the sense of recognition from human society. He couldn't forget Ai Guangdong and Zhang Shuqiu.

He can't forget that this is Zhujiang City, where human beings once built an entire urban civilization. The human beings here should have spent the traditional Chinese New Year in 20XX on the day of the end of the world.

But 12 yuan is a hexagonal salamander, an ordinary animal with various living shortcomings and weaknesses among amphibians, and his inability to forget actually has no practical significance.

It is not of the same kind as human beings, and its nostalgia has no foothold.

Because the brains of amphibians do not have the evolution of humans, they are not moved, sad, or nostalgic for life and death. They just really feel that the land under their little feet and tails once lived with humans.

Life is so fleeting. Perhaps compared with the majesty and magnificence of nature, human beings are really small, but the 12 yuan standing is actually Guangzhou, China created by human beings.

China, Guangzhou, has undergone years of changes and has finally lost all of its human inhabitants except for a tiny hexagonal salamander to celebrate the last moments of the land's traditional New Year.

Since then, he is really the only hexagonal salamander who can remember which small spot on earth Guangzhou, China is.

But why, when I close my eyes, still think of those names?I think this is human nature.

Zhang Shuqiu, an eight-year-old girl from Fan X District, Guangzhou, China, thank you so much for buying a hexagonal dinosaur with your only 12 yuan deposit, and let it be packed in that express box to escape the Pearl River that night.

A hexagonal dinosaur named 12 yuan may forget your name one day.

But in its dream, there must be your appearance, you have turned into a star, the most beautiful star in a life's dream.You are the miracle of a hexagonal dinosaur deciding to go to the apocalypse in an effort to survive.

"My name is ~Ai Guangdong, and your name is ~12 yuan, so, 12 yuan, I want to 'love' Guangdong."

Also, 12 yuan, love Guangdong.The primate who could never see its full face smiled and pointed to its nose and what 12 Yuan said was rooted in the brain of the little hexagonal dinosaur in the aquarium.

Although, 12 yuan never knew that Ai Guangdong was not actually a Cantonese.

He is from Guangxi. He came to Zhujiang alone for three years and runs a small shop. He is... the so-called human being who is still working hard for his life.

In the first 20 years in Guangdong, and even in the whole of China, there were still many such primates.

But Ai Guangdong will still be so quick to give a little girl a free shipping price reduction for her birthday wish.His face is also the same as that of many primates, the most ordinary, natural, and kindest person in the world.

It's not that they don't live for their own lives, but while they are working hard for themselves, they will always make you feel kind. This is probably how every ordinary person of us feels.

But what does it matter after all.Whether they are from Cantonese, Sichuan, or Guangxi, in the final analysis they are people with a friendly face.

It's just, why didn't the note be sent to Yunda's courier, and Yunda was still sent in the end.

Why does Zhang Shuqiu want to get this special express delivery before February 2th?

Why did Fushen stay for 2 years after February 2nd, and why didn't the life of 20 yuan leave forever with those fish with legs.

All of this may never need a reason, perhaps, there are only two words, miracle.

Um?If I don't pay attention, the Haikou diary will come to an end, but at this juncture, I seem to suddenly think of something.

When I was a '12 Yuan', one day, 12 Yuan's face was covered with sand because he was playing by the water.

Fushen sat next to 'him' and saw it. Although Fushen's hands were dirty at that time, he didn't solve the problem on his hands first, or didn't care about the face of '12 Yuan' at all. Yes, he immediately offered a plan of his own in front of 12 yuan.

Most people's first reaction must be to solve the problem for the larvae, but he didn't touch the face of '12 Yuan' with his dirty hands.

Instead, his solution was to just bend down, give up his hands, and then go close to Twelve, blowing the sand off his face.

It's strange, this is a very small detail, but it seems to have left a deep impact on me at 12 yuan, because each of us has only one pair of hands, and sometimes only with your hands, maybe your life will be Regrets that cannot be saved.

But at this time, please don't give up, because only by believing in yourself and believing in the endless road will bring more hope to our lives.

Fushen is very smart. I think he is a person with brilliance, ability and courage in his body. When he encounters problems, he will never sit still and make his life shrouded in despair.

This is what keeps him walking on this evolutionary path, continuing to search for his own brilliance.

This makes him even if he can't do something with his hands temporarily, he will immediately think of a way to help 12 yuan, and he will save all those who are in misfortune.Thinking about it this way, this person is really an admirable, recognized and desirable person, right?

I think that from that moment on, 12 Yuan really began to think that God Fu is a god.

Hi, so, all the little beings who are currently scattered in different parts of China.

Maybe you are now sleeping unknowingly, maybe you are still not awake in the dream 20 years ago.

But just like Ms. Liu Caiwei's name, spring has already come unknowingly, and the earth is no longer cold, so let's rely on our own feet and work hard to go home.

Even if Fushen and I haven't found you yet, you still have to work hard.

Because, your own hometown must be far away.

——Your good friend Yuan Xie Bailiu

——Chapter Four: 【·Hometown Begonia Opens Today·】end

The author has something to say:

7.29 Added [-] words of new content.

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Haha, I was very moved by this chapter.

I think it's really a journey for the two of them.

It should be said that I have spent time and brushstrokes to pave the way for each character in this article. I feel that although this story seems to be a story of two people, it is also a story of everyone. Everyone seems to appear in the story. 'animals.

So, now that the new foreshadowing has appeared again, let us guess how old he will be when Peach Blossom appears next time?When will Ah Fu's new hairstyle have a chance to be seen by everyone? Hahaha~

Now, both of them will become - real men!The way of love between men must be different from what it is now, hehehe, are you looking forward to it?

Thanks also to all shipmates for watching on time every day!Love you guys!

Volume 5 "Xiangguan River, Yanmen West, Qinghai Border."

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