Di Ren Ji

The astonishing 12 yuan per person.

When it was born in the Taobao breeding shop in Zhujiang, the experience of being bullied by its peers for the first time was about to repeat itself.

You know, it's an amphibian.

He's only three years old now.

Learning human words is the instinct of its biological habits at this stage.

Therefore, from the perspective of imitating human beings, of course it will not understand the sentence just now, what does fragrance mean to human beings.

What are the cubs doing.

Usually, adults really can't care about them.

But this is really difficult for our 'patriarch'.

Because 'he' not only knows.

And 'he', an old man who regularly finds time to go ashore to catch his breath, almost didn't come up just now, and the remaining oxygen in his lungs almost went astray.

Old, old... husband.

'Patriarch Master' looked dumbfounded.

Even, when 'he' repeats this name from the bottom of his heart at this moment, he almost doubts Long Sheng.

You know, 'he' has survived the previous few apocalypses.

But 'he' hasn't even delivered a single female fish in the sea.

Why this wave, there is such a little wife out of thin air.

This kind of thing can't be heard by other Guangdong fish.

Otherwise, 'he' is a high-level life in the ocean, but he will be suspected of being an old man who eats young newts, and since then he has jumped into the depths of the South China Sea and can't wash it off.

"..."

Thinking about it this way, the old face of the senior marine creature 'Patriarch', who finally came to his senses, began to feel a little embarrassed in the dark environment.

Although, he actually wanted to reflect on himself.

Like, why 'he' this old man.

It will be reduced to a foolish remark by a kid, and the heartbeat just now will be unstable along with the other person's smile.

This kind of stupid talk from a guy who doesn't even know what species he is now.

How could he take it seriously.

old man, old man.

You are an advanced marine creature with a well-developed brain and emotion that has lived into the 21st century just like humans.

But just because you saw a "little peach blossom" that has never bloomed in the sea for the first time, you must not lose your heart in vain.

Besides, 'he' was really easy at first.

'He' has never been the kind of personality who will care about, or ask for so-called rewards from the little guy who has no ability to survive.

But now 'he' is reversely controlled by this strange little cub, and he has secretly grasped the initiative between the two.

this situation.

...'He' won't be the first time after being cheated by the other party.

Now he is being molested in reverse by this three-year-old little Crawler again.

This is not good.

At least, for our "grand master" who was almost doomed for life by being molested by the cubs.

In his size, he surpassed most whales, the mysterious ancient species of sharks.

However, from hundreds of millions of years ago, they did not have the habit of living with other similar groups.

Because, in his kind of marine species with ancient life.

Once a pair of male and female will not live together after the only mating/mating in their life, but will separate from then on, and leave the viviparous larvae to live independently.

Huge and solitary.

There is no instinct for reproduction and blood relationship that other animals are used to.

This also led to the species 'he', which was once one of the most important native species for Chinese culture.

In the end, it was completely extinct in the modern biological sense.

Because of the extinction of a species, it is never necessary for the last one to die and disappear before it can be called extinct.

In terms of reproduction, it is impossible for this kind of creature to have another generation.

Then it is completely extinct.

And 'he' survived by luck, and he is indeed the last native ancient life belonging to this species subspecies in today's China, or even in the world.

'He' is used to not talking to other creatures.

'He' in nature, consistently performs and plays roles and positions.

It also makes it impossible for 'he' to violate the basic laws of nature.

Get too close to other creatures in any food chain, or directly cause the living space of those creatures to be easily taken away by yourself.

But this is the exception again and again.

It made 'he' realize that he seems to have violated the ancient biological instinct inherent in the genes of his own species.

Do you want to go straight away?

Big deal, just do one more good thing and send it out of Haiyang Peak.

After helping it find a suitable freshwater environment, it is doomed to rely on itself for the next road to doomsday.

But, it doesn't even want to eat broccoli, what if it is accidentally eaten by other things in the outside world.

Oh no.

It also seems to be playing dead.

Come to think of it, it's the 'predator' that would eat those poor creatures out there.

"..."

'Mazu Mazu' seems to be very impatient with his complaints from the bottom of his heart.

But the mentality of 'him' doesn't seem to be angry or troublesome at all.

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see it.

Some involuntary behaviors of 'male Mazu' from the very beginning have already doomed him to a point of no return in the sense of dragon birth.

"..."

But when our "male Mazu" started to think about things immaturely and steadily, and thought about the way out of this little pink trouble at hand.

It was also at this time that 'he' noticed that the little pink crawler was still staring at 'him' without blinking.

Those little eyes that are naturally romantic and affectionate like peach blossoms...

——Also quite 'affectionate'.

12 yuan: "What~"

Da Crawling: "..."

If not, I would have known that this special breed likes to call like this from birth.

Not only that, but their ancestors were completely different in habits from the ancestors of the same subspecies.

Our "Patriarch" is really going to be afraid of this well-known Tamsui "arsonist" since ancient times.

Naturally loves mating/mating.

Naturally like hair / love.

It is also born to like to attract the same kind with various beautiful and beautiful calls.

Even, as long as the sex is mature/mature.

Regardless of male or female, this species will not stop mating/mating from one spring to the next.

It is more likely that after having sex with a creature, the obsession with the same individual will remain unchanged for life after life.

This kind of strange freshwater creature that is so emotionally rich that it is not like a normal creature, no matter how you look at it, it is very different from the white and fat guy in front of you.

Still, the little 'arsonist' was making noises now.

In my conscience, whether I was a student before or like this now, I am still very cute.

Therefore, "Little Peach Blossom", who captured the heart of "Mazu" just by calling, looked at herself again when she saw the big black crawling.

It didn't interrupt, but tilted its head and smiled again.

It is strange to say that between these two huge and small creatures, it is obvious that they have not even mastered the basic communication methods of the same language.

But they... seem to have a kind of mind connection.

This kind of eyes that completely trust you and really like you.

It's not teasing, it's pure, it's just expressing from the bottom of my heart that I like you very much.

This is really unprecedented.

But this iron post warm emotion.

It really feels amazing, it is the sense of life that your heart will be completely warmed up by it.

So, if we really climbed up and lost his 'Little Peach Blossom'.

'He' will feel bored someday.

Go to the Pearl River estuary for three days and three nights like two weeks, and I am afraid that I will never find another person who will smile at "him".

"..."

This also makes us lose the thoughts of the previous second in the minds of the "grand master" who no one cares about what we want to do.

On the contrary, because it is like a smile flashing in front of my eyes like a peach blossom bud.

'His' mood inexplicably improved again.

Next, 'he' couldn't help but stare at the 'little flower bud' that didn't grow up for a long time.

First, he lowered his head and laughed along with it, and completely gave up pursuing the behavior of it speaking strange human words when it was not sensible before.

Hey, forget it.

Since you can't speak yet.

Then even if I talk to it about natural science, about the evolution of species.

He also told himself why he was rescued at the mouth of the Pearl River, and what special species secrets it had, and it certainly wouldn't understand.

Why not, I'll do something for you... something that can help you understand who you are and what your scientific name is.

"..."

With this move, 'Mazu Mazu' is really the best husband in the South China Sea.

Next, 'Mr. Mai', who is addicted to food, even put down his airs.

He took the initiative to do something that 'in order to communicate with my future daughter-in-law smoothly and then coax her' to consciously lower his own IQ.

Because, 5 minutes.

I saw that the black mucous membrane that was originally wrapped around the 'skeleton' of the huge 'Ocean Newt' miraculously shrunk a little as if dehydrated.

This scene is like the ancient history books of Chinese emperors slowly unfolding to his people.

I have never seen what people in ancient China looked like.

But 12 yuan seemed to see the "god" in his life for the first time on the river beach.

But indeed, the natural science known to mankind is really difficult to explain what kind of creature can easily change its body structure for the sake of living space.

But under the moonlight, the second half of 'his' body that is shedding layers of 'mucosa' is amazing.

The huge hind feet and tail that were mostly submerged behind it will not disappear with the melting of the outer mucous membrane.

But the dark and smooth skin around the waist is connected to the upper body with a slightly glowing complexion.

This neither fish nor snake tail is scaleless to the touch.

But it is really beautiful and makes people sigh that this is a miracle of nature and creation.

Because it shortens the evolutionary process and turns hundreds of millions of years of history into a one-minute 'change'. It is really like a piece of lacquerware, swordware, and bronze ware in ancient Chinese legends. It is real and friendly. to touching.

The black, green, golden rust and dust buried under the ocean for thousands of years once covered up its thick mystery.

But this luster is the gorgeous Tang Sancai, the rusty spring and autumn utensils, the treasures on the fishing boats in the South China Sea, and the majestic Great Wall that resists the mighty soldiers.

Perhaps this is the animal that can really be called the emperor in Chinese history.

The emperors of all dynasties compared it to their own incarnation, and respected it as their ancestors' inheritance throughout their lives.

All the Chinese have firmly believed that they are the descendants of this animal for 5000 years.

And this 'ancestor' whose body height is 29 meters high is originally inconvenient to go ashore.

But at this time, the 'old ancestors' took the initiative to remove such a 'protective layer'.

'He' adds that black tail.

Now the body and face of the yellow man who has become more unique and friendly can finally go ashore to meet the guy who once belonged to this land like him.

12 yuan standing on the shore.

At the moment, its black peas eyes were so pleasantly surprised that the 'other party' came, and it called out to the distant ocean.

Seeing this, the 'man' who walked out of the sea step by step seemed to smile again.

But this time, what 'his' saw in his eyes was the bright pink color on the body of the life on the river beach.

This peach blossom color is no other color in the eyes of 'God'.

Just like the petals of a peach blossom, pieces are scattered in their lives.

I am a symbol of ancient Chinese emperors.

You are the incarnation of the ancient Yangtze River Flower God.

ocean peak.

Let the two lives that once really came from the same biological evolution branch, and finally separated for a short time, really make similar calls of the same kind here.

Peach Blossom God.

I think, even you don't know that you were once a great ancient creature in a river in this land.

But it should have been a beautiful scene.

Our very serious 'Patriarch' actually did something next.

Because, the next second.

'He', the real 'old ancestor', actually imitated the cub state before 12 yuan, 'slanted mouth and squinted eyes' raised two black paws and screamed strangely at the child.

The [-]-year-old 'Patriarch' continued to suffer from a stroke for love: "What!! What!! What!!"

12 yuan: "..."

When I heard 12 yuan, my little body was taken aback.

Then, the little Fenmao almost jumped up when he heard the familiar 'scream', and cried out happily as if seeing a relative.

"What!!"

"What!! What!!! What!!"

This cry was indeed the first time in more than two weeks that 12 Yuan was so happy.

Seeing 'Little Peach Blossom' made me excited.

The bastard 'Patriarch' also began to feel complacent.

He just said that he will always know the most things, so he guessed that this is what you want most in your heart.

As expected, I know your natural species habits very well, and I also know what your species likes best, so this can be regarded as my victory.

But indeed, 12 yuan is happy.

Therefore, after finding the same kind, the big and small immediately put aside the other 'serious' and communicated with simple calls.

'Grandfather' smiled and pretended to be mentally handicapped to coax children to play.

【"How about it, I'm not happy now, you little liar."】

12 yuan: "What!! What!! What!!"

(Translation: "So, it turns out that you... can really understand what I said! Did you also get sold from Taobao for 12 yuan! Where are you going in Guangdong!")

As a result, our "grand master" was so old that he was used to talking nonsense with his eyes open, so he continued to make up.

【"Yeah, those Taobao stores often sell me this kind of 'little animal' online for promotion. I was only three years old, and they put me in a courier and sold me. Otherwise, how could the two of us get along so much? The courier appeared here together."]

Thousands of years old 'animals' are directly shameless.

But our kind little 12 yuan believed it. It still understood the situation of the 'old animal' and sighed, then shook its head and said,

【"It turns out...it turns out to be like this..."】

【"Then you seem...you look a little old. Did you suffer a lot from being packed in a courier box on the road? Why do you look a little...not three years old."]

Patriarch: "..."

This is too hurtful.

Do ordinary children hurt some elderly people so unintentionally?

The man's cry at this moment in the heart of the patriarch, who was completely stunned, might really spread throughout Guangdong.

However, immediately afterwards, 12 yuan, who was really good in our mentality, added a sentence to the handsome black big crawler with a smile in "new language".

【"However, these are actually not important..."】

【"I, I'm so happy! Husband!! I finally saw you! You are the first...to understand what I'm saying!"】

"..."

Once I heard this 'name', it started to be wrong again,

The old "Patriarch" who still wanted to nod his face hurriedly raised his head and coughed with an uncomfortable face, and then reluctantly corrected him with his old face flushed.

【"Don't call me 'husband'."】

【"Husband... is reserved for you in your future life. You will meet someone in the future. At that time, you will have your own ability to distinguish. This title will be truly meaningful to you at that time."】

But 12 Yuan, who is small in size, is now confused about the complex relationship between the 'story' and the 'protagonist'.

【"Ah? Why? But...that's how the Tmall elf taught 12 yuan to call her husband. I thought my husband was used to call the first and most important person I saw..."】

【"Mr. Mai is Mrs. Mai's husband, and Mrs. Mai is Mrs. Mai's wife. It's difficult for the two of us to speak the same language. Isn't it the relationship between husband and wife?"】

'Patriarch:' "..."

I fell into the vicious circle of the two strange names of 'husband' and 'wife' again.

In the middle of the night, when the "Patriarch" who could only squat on the river beach and shut himself up, heard this, the whole dragon began to suffer.

But how should he explain this problem to 12 yuan?

You can't really tell it what kind of species you are.

I am one of the two branches that you opened up independently thousands of years ago.

All my help to you in the end of the world is entirely out of a fair and equal relationship between the two of us on the evolutionary route.

So, you really don't have to be so polite to me.

Because you can become like me in the future.

Even, you can be more free and unrestrained, which is the nature of your species since ancient times.

It's just that the place you lived thousands of years ago was never an ocean, but a place called fresh water.

"..."

And after thinking about it, our "grand master" accidentally saw Xiao Fenmao's "unique" face again at this time.

Suddenly, 'he' also had a heart move, and came up with another way.

Because, although 'he' can't tell 12 Yuan himself, the true origin of what species he and himself are.

But 'he' can tell a story to the other party first.

Or, take it to see the place where their common ancestor was born, somewhere in China right now.

Then, tell it his own 'name' first.

So, next, 12 yuan saw the yellow-faced 'ocean salamander' smile at it, and spoke in a male voice that made Xiao Taohua's heart beat for no reason.

【"I don't call you husband."】

【"You are not a wife either."】

【"Because the two titles of husband and wife can be called by any human being in the world, and between any relationship, but the two of us are different."】

【"My name is Fushen, the Fu of Fuling, the god of the gods, and Fushen is my name."】

【"...I don't belong to this ocean, the 'Peach Blossom' fairy from far away fresh water, can you remember my name now?"】

The author has something to say:

When I was writing this chapter, I was in a good mood because of the interaction between the two young lovers. The corners of my mouth were inexplicably raised. Do you feel the same way hahahahahaha

Secretly told his wife his real name, now, you will never be able to swim for the rest of your life, the handsome Fushen hahahahahahahahahahaha

PS: Why does God Fu always call 12 Yuan Peach Blossom Fairy in my heart hahahaha!

In the next chapter, we will continue to reveal the secret!As usual, please comment and ask for flowers! !I love you guys!