Di Ren Ji

With this Tmall elf floating over from the sea, the 12 yuan doomsday survival travelogue will finally start alone.

12 yuan is talking.

But it only says that.

Well, the Tmall Genie descended from the sky.

It is precisely the mandarin that can help this young pink-haired child practice the Mandarin between 0 and 3 years old.

After all, its ability to imitate is amazing.

Even, the brain of this pink hexagonal salamander was injured once.

But under the premise of recovering the damaged cells of the 12 yuan body, its mutated body definitely has potential in survival in the doomsday.

But for it, the most difficult thing at present is not that it learns human speech as before.

Rather, it needs to understand why humans speak in the first place.

Because human language has never been used by little hexagonal dinosaurs for fun, but for daily communication and expression of emotions.

12 yuan is like a human baby now.

Most of the babies in human society are born, and they can imitate the speech of adults just like it.

It can be until about thirteen weeks.

Human babies will begin to understand what is father and what is mother, and then master the correct pronunciation and use of human language.

Therefore, only 12 yuan understands that human speech is purposeful.

Instead of imitating human pronunciation just for fun.

This brain is still blank, and the little hexagonal dinosaur without any normal emotional resonance in its heart will really know who it is.

【"Mrs. Mai."】

【"I heard that your husband bought you a house in Singapore again. Wow, what a big diamond ring. I'm afraid you won't be able to find a second one in Sham Shui Wade. So, a woman who has worked hard for 20 years on her own is not as good as getting married. That's good."]

【"Mr. Mai's husband, Mr. Mai, is the kind of capital that all our women envy the most."】

……

【"Monica! It's a waste of my time with your good sister! You actually took advantage of my return to the mainland this time to snatch my husband. Is that how you treat my good sister like this!"】

【"Hey, I'm sorry, Mrs. Mai, since we are good sisters, things like my husband can be shared, so don't be so stingy... At worst, it's up to you, and to me, ah! You This crazy woman! You hit me!"]

【"If I hit you, I will hit you! Is it difficult to live? I don't even want this kind of sloppy dog ​​man. He will not be my husband from now on! You are not my good sister anymore!"】

"..."

It is estimated that 12 yuan is affected by the strange Cantonese accent.

This functionally intelligent Tmall Elf has been repeating such dialogues to it ever since it was fiddled with by it twice with its little paws.

12 yuan was born thirteen days ago.

Therefore, it didn't respond much to listening to content like husband, sister, and marrying into a wealthy family every day.

However, in this Ma Yun Happy Island, which is full of various express boxes, it is the only creature by visual inspection.

There are no producers, consumers, decomposers here.

In these three basic food chain biological circulation systems, once any of the most important components disappears.

In all aspects, 12 yuan has no way to find things that can be used as food and water sources by itself.

No other animals, plants, microorganisms live here.

The thinner oxygen around Haiyang Peak is not enough to support its lung circulation, so it must be waiting to die.

Moreover, the predation ability of the hexagonal salamander is equivalent to 0.

Its eyesight is poor, and it has limitations in where it wants to crawl and swim.

If it didn't rely on the small half bag of fish food from before, it probably wouldn't have come to Haiyang Peak.

Well, if things go on like this, 12 yuan, a little hexagonal dinosaur that is still studying, is probably going to starve to death without even passing the Mandarin certificate.

But during this period, 12 Yuan discovered a 'strange thing'.

How strange this thing is.

It should start from the last time it was lucky to be hit by a miraculous 'big wave' to the ocean peak, and hit the rocks again.

For the first time, 12 yuan was lucky to be rescued after drifting at sea for [-] days, thanks to the help of this 'big wave'.

Later, it climbed onto this miraculous river beach.

Just when it thought it was going to face a desert island.

This 'big wave' who specially took care of our pink little fat man came to Lei Feng again, and kicked that Tmall elf up with a jio.

12 yuan: "..."

As if the living Bodhisattva was reincarnated, the "big wave" jio after jio specially sent equipment and food to it.

12 yuan feels that it is too lucky to be lucky.

Not to mention, the headwind jio of this 'big wave' is always in the opposite direction to the sea wind, and it just kicked it into so many ready-made and abundant human food on the river beach.

But 12 yuan is still a cub.

And sitting on so many ready-made 'treasures' that can feed one's stomach without any effort.

But this little fat man.

It is different from most cubs in the animal world who are too young, have no sense of right and wrong, and are still in the period of chaotic and destructive desire.

It has a very well-behaved, very sensible, and very good quality that makes people want to touch its little pink head.

That is, it acts as a hexagonal salamander with a low IQ.

12 yuan actually know.

All the couriers on the river beach in front of me that happened to be washed here, I can't dismantle them randomly.

Because, it saw with its own eyes that the seal on the outside of the box clearly stated that if it was damaged without reason, additional compensation would be required for the loss.

Although the couriers are here, there is no owner.

But the memory and basic cognitive ability of things born in the human world also invisibly dominate the brain of this little hexagonal salamander, and tell it like a mother.

Anything in the world that is not right in front of you is yours.

It can vaguely understand that both public property and private property have their own owners.

It is impossible for anyone to justify stealing out of any selfish desire.

Besides, if a person wants to work hard to survive independently in the apocalypse, he does not rely on Mrs. Mai to buy her a diamond ring or a building, but depends on himself with 12 yuan.

As Mrs. Mai said, her husband is not reliable.

Only you are the most trustworthy person in the world, and the diamond ring and building you buy with your own hands are the best gifts for a girl.

This kind of nature of not eating fish food on the clip, 12 yuan is really a hexagonal dinosaur with a unique personality.

Moreover, 12 yuan has no money on me now.

These couriers with their own owners are actually the recipients at the address.

Although the humans disappeared temporarily.

But what if there happens to be one of the courier owners who is still alive on the earth, in a certain province or city in China.

If it is because you want to eat it now.

Then he deliberately tore up someone else's courier, making the owner of the courier anxious.

Then it is actually a thief knowingly committing crimes and disregarding other people's feelings, which is absolutely wrong in the eyes of the young 12 yuan.

Such a cute, excellent, strong, independent little life.

I am afraid that some primates in our complex and realistic human world are not as good as our 12 yuan.

But the naturally optimistic 12 yuan does not need anyone to praise it.

It has no brains at all, and it is still working hard to learn Mandarin from Tmall Elf, and it opens its mouth to correct its Cantonese pronunciation over and over again.

"Mai Tai~"

"Husband~"

"Morika~"

Facing the blue-green Haiyang Peak in the distance, he practiced every day. This little pink fat man with a low voice seems to have learned these three sentences.

But it still can't learn to actively prey.

It still foolishly continued to be hungry.

But this time, before our little pink fool starved to death here, a 'living Bodhisattva' finally couldn't stand it anymore.

July 20, 2XX

After 12 yuan, the "strange thing" in my mind happened again.

Because, it unexpectedly found a third thing on this empty river beach where there were only those couriers picked up for nothing.

It was a round sphere with light pink skin and tiny fluff.

This 'sphere' placed on the only way for 12 yuan seems to exude a sweet aroma that seems to make people drool.

But its scientific name, if I remember correctly, should be called Juicy Peach?

12 Yuan, who didn't know how to grow peaches in this season in Guangdong, blinked hard with his peasy eyes: "What?"

After wandering for so long at the mouth of the Pearl River in Dongguan City after the end of the world, I actually picked up such a big fresh peach for nothing.

The 12 yuan that has been hungry for two weeks is a bit confused.

Its first reaction is to be a little wary.

This can't be the same out-of-season fruit as it is.

Will it be poisonous if it is eaten rashly, and then it will become more terrifying than the hair growing on its head now.

But it was hungry, really hungry.

In fact, from the nose of the pink-haired little fat man, he smelled the aroma of peaches that were specially washed and sent to him.

It automatically turned into a star-eyed expression, and the salamander's big mouth had begun to automatically secrete saliva.

Its mouth even flowed out like a three or four-year-old child, and it couldn't be stopped.

In the next second, it was so happy and excited that it jumped onto the big pink peach, and gnawed on the peach with its big mouth open.

"What!~~~"

"What!! What! What!!"

"What!!!~~What~~~What~~~!!!"

Our Ma Yun Happy Island is probably the most mysterious island in Guangdong.

Although, on the surface, this place is nothing but nothing, except for 12 yuan.

But this 'Living Bodhisattva' island not only had a 'big wave' that could jio after jio to save our seriously injured little fat man.

After that, I gave it free Tmall elves and treasures on the beach.

Now, it doesn't need to water, fertilize, experience plant growth, germinate, and grow a mutated giant out-of-season peach out of thin air.

Still, the silly kid didn’t think too much about the 12 yuan a piece, but happily gnawed a whole big juicy peach in less than 15 minutes.

That night, the little pink hair covered in peach juice on her head and body slept more contentedly than usual.

It has a bulging belly up and down.

The pink soft tail is drooping in the sand, the little feet next to the tail are facing the sky, and the big mouth is still twitching.

His pink bob seems to have grown a little longer.

The dragged hair lightly covered its small face, which was also as bright as a peach.

This cute little face, which used to look more like a salamander before, has gotten a little fatter and somehow grown and rounded.

The peach pit, which had been gnawed clean by it without any pulp left, was lying beside the sprawling one.

But 12 yuan did not seriously think about what to do with the next meal tomorrow after eating this meal today.

Get up early tomorrow, and the peaches are gone, so what should I do with the 12 yuan doomsday survival.

However, one of our 'living Bodhisattvas' proved it again with his personal actions.

As long as you are cute enough, so cute that the earth wants to actively favor you, you really don’t need to think about the next meal tomorrow before going to bed that night.

Because, the next day.

That is another chaotic day after the end of the world, February 20, 2XX

When the extremely long day in this dead no man's land slowly came again.

A bob-headed little hexagonal dinosaur limply opened its black eyes under the pink eyelids and mucous membranes after sleeping on its stomach.

Miracle... it happened again.

This time, Twelve Yuan, who was so shocked that he couldn't speak, was stunned.

But the scene in front of me is really a bit too sci-fi... or a bit of a play.

In front of my eyes, yesterday's out-of-season peach pit has disappeared by itself.

On the contrary, what appeared in front of the small 12 yuan... turned out to be a giant coral tree that was rudely and pitifully inserted on the river beach overnight.

and.

I don’t know which giant red coral pulled out/out of the depths of the nearby sea is covered with apples, pineapples, bananas, durians that are extremely rich in vitamins and nutritional value...

—and a bright green broccoli.

12 yuan: "..."

In order to let some disobedient children learn to eat vegetables and fruits from an early age.

Living Bodhisattva, you have really worked hard.

In fact, your identity should not be a mother, it should be Mazu.

But there is one thing to say, if people like us bodhisattvas want to be husbands.

With his current dedication, low-key, and absolute boyfriend power without asking for anything in return, there is a high probability that he is more reliable than Mrs. Mai's husband, Mr. Mai.

However, if you think that the story of "Mazu descends to earth" really only goes so far, you are very wrong.

Because, that night, an unexpected little turning point happened.

Before that, 12 yuan was injured, his brain was broken, and he starved for more than ten days.

They all have good physical fitness, good mentality and are always alive and kicking.

But that night, I don't know if it was the fruits and vegetables on the weird giant coral tree that were really out of season, so I couldn't eat them.

It seems that it accidentally ate bad stomach.

In the distance, the piece of blue and green fresh water and sea water are directly divided into two halves by the ecological difference of nature.

Ocean and river water.

Because of their respective densities, according to common sense, they will not be able to meet each other for a lifetime.

Perhaps, only the miracle of life, only the new life after the end, can make it possible for two impossible existences in the world to meet here.

But our lives often need miracles, miracles, sometimes called hope, sometimes called luck.

But which ordinary person who strives to survive would not wish to be lucky enough to have this kind of hope, to see such a miracle in times of disaster?

Therefore, in the faintly moving waves, another polar night in Haiyang Peak is coming.

But this time, a little fat pink guy didn't quietly find a warm place to sleep, play, and practice Mandarin.

It actually just lay sick on the river beach and whimpered.

Its big black eyes, which are usually alert and excited every day, can't see clearly what expression it is.

But the crying of this little baby is very distressing.

What's more, the appearance of the pink-haired little fat boy covering his stomach with his little paws needs a kind person to show up to hug him, kiss him, take good care of him and comfort him.

But the 'Living Bodhisattva' island has no second creature besides it.

I haven't seen a second one for 12 yuan in so many days.

So its soft pink tail declares its fragility, loneliness and innocence in the no-man's land shrouded in night and death.

But at this moment, the sea level, which had been watching the little life for many days for a long time, 'moved' again.

The wind seems to be a little stronger.

In the dark deep sea, no one has ever found any signs of life here.

What's more, this is the muddy crustal zone of the Pearl River after the end of the world, and there are no survivors in the sea here.

However, the incredible ray of hope happened again at this time.

The ambient air pressure is too high.

Extreme daylight, cooling, and lack of oxygen have brought a suffocating feeling to the Pearl River Estuary, a place of death in a vacuum.

A whole body black 'giant' unexpectedly surfaced.

When its shoulders are exposed, it has skin, and hands.

But as his strange head, arms, and jaw faded along with the black translucent soft mucous membrane on the body surface, a creature more mysterious than 12 yuan appeared.

But if you look at this 'sea giant' from the perspective of modern humans, you may think that he looks very strange.

He has a tail.

Behind him, who was so huge that he took the initiative to push the water surface of Haiyang Peak, looked like a snake but not a snake, like a fish but not a fish, was his tail.

But his face and body aren't weirdly ugly at all.

On the contrary, this 'giant' living in the Pearl River Estuary has a face that is [-]% to [-]% similar to human beings.

But he can't simply define beauty and ugliness, male and female.

It should be said that his face is in line with the laws of nature and in line with the evolutionary process.

It is the thinking that the ancient animals that lived on the earth at a certain stage will inevitably appear after a long evolution and enter the category of intelligent higher animals.

Moreover, when this huge body is equivalent to the 30-meter fish tail of the strongest overlord whale in the deep sea, it is so huge.

Therefore, the proportion of the head and half of the body will increase accordingly.

But he is different from humans.

The total length of his head, body and fish body is about as huge as twenty normal human beings.

This suffocation, fear, and the sense of a giant that doubles the pressure of death are enough to make people afraid.

But at first glance, the face of this giant with a black fish tail that 'walks' up in the sea with its hind paws walking like a sea snake looks a lot like a Chinese.

In other words, he is a male murloc with Chinese oriental temperament.

He has a pair of faces that are comfortable to look at, vaguely reminiscent of the land of China, oriental faces in the secular world.

So, this face is not far away.

It is a face that is kind enough to remind people of where you are at the moment, in China.

His hair is wet.

The uncluttered black hair that doesn't seem to have time to comb is also very oriental.

Moreover, he is still yellow-skinned.

This makes his complexion look healthy and natural while living in seawater, just like every Chinese.

Not only that, but he has a straight nose.

The lower lip that is unique to the East is slightly protruding, and this special lip is even more beautiful than his pair of black eyes.

When this very natural yellow-skinned marine murloc is staring at you.

It seems that his entire huge heart is just containing you and watching you, with a mature and calm temperament that examines and speculates in both form and spirit.

The translucent gills behind the ears of oriental "people" and the long hair hanging down like a woman's inner ear are also very handsome.

Very few men have long hair and it's not feminine at all.

But he seemed to be telling every small and fragile life in front of him personally.

I am the same as you.

Although you have lost the world before the end, the face in front of you is enough to prove that the hometown you miss must still exist in this world.

Because, if his appearance is already very good, his temperament is actually better.

This "human" who is so huge that it is comparable to a whale is full of inclusive temperament like the thousand-year-old land of Shenzhou in China.

This seems to be the most unique and traditional beauty in many of us Orientals.

Oriental people, oriental things, never need too many cumbersome decorations.

The easy-to-handle poems, simple flowers and trees, and pure landscapes are the usual temperament of our ancestors.

When our ancestors were watching you.

You may be the only person he can see in his eyes all his life.

Such a handsome temperament that makes people trust him and trust him makes the eyes of this black-haired man with gills remaining on his face extremely beautiful.

It seems that he is not afraid of anyone, and only he can be so strong, understanding, tolerant, and full of a special charisma that carries everything.

This also makes the "unknown creature", which can cause giant phobia, look more mysteriously at the little pink hair on the distant river beach.

But no one knew what he was thinking in his heart.

And indeed, this 'handsome uncle' who can be called the number one living Bodhisattva in the South China Sea is completely like a patriarch in front of our little pink fat man.

In particular, all kinds of aquatic characteristics on him are added together.

It also seems to prove that the body of this patriarch with a young face is a trace of the complete return of living things to nature.

Undoubtedly, the ratio of 12 yuan between him and Xiaoxiao lying on the river beach is very big.

Not only his body has grown too huge, but he is also very old, and he can be a 12-yuan old man.

But he doesn't seem to be fierce at all, and his temperament and personality are also very good.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have stayed in front of 12 Yuan for so many days.

On the contrary, it was like a silent ocean wave, lovingly pampering a certain little pink guy who was so stupid that he ate his stomach badly in the dark.

However, our 'Patriarch' is nice and handsome.

Personal mentality and appearance are always maintained like a handsome guy in his 20s.

But he didn't expect that he had survived several doomsdays by relying on his personal strength, and even encountered the legendary cub defrauding the widowed old man at a young age.

Because, the next second.

Our handsome 'Patriarch' hadn't fully used his hind feet to 'walk' ashore like this, and picked up that poor little pink hair to have a look.

A pair of round yogurt eyes in the dark have matched the giant fish eyes of the handsome man 'Patriarch' we have shown for the first time.

'Patriarch': "..."

12 Yuan: "...What?"

The author has something to say:

Here comes hahahaha, another male protagonist who has never appeared before is finally here.

'Mr. Mai' who we have been secretly teaching children how to survive is really a very interesting handsome guy hahahahaha.

Moreover, he really has a good temper, knows everything, and has a good character. He can be called the number one Su God in the South China Sea——

12 yuan, this little chicken thief who hides alone and pretends to cry, finally wants to have a home~

PS: I said that our article is actually a Chinese travel (water) road article, right?

So when will the trip between the handsome patriarch and his little pink hair officially start? Let's guess!

PPS:

In fact, before I wrote this article, I thought about what it would look like if there was a half-fish, half-human, or dragon-shaped creature in China.

You may have seen similar descriptions in literature and animation works of other countries in the past.

Fish and dragons are beautiful.

But the ancient East is as big as it is.Is our own murloc really the same as the western mermaid legend? I think it must be different.

There are essential differences between Eastern and Western civilizations. In terms of cultural atmosphere, ancient China was different from other countries in the world at that time.

Not to mention the pre-Qin, the Han.

In the Tang, Song and Ming dynasties, folk art, poetry, and ritual culture developed so much, the Eastern murlocs under the influence of history and culture must be different.

The West likes to describe all legends as evil and ugly demons.

But most of the Chinese legends call this a god.

Over the years, everyone has been emphasizing cultural self-confidence.

I think the first step for everyone to have cultural self-confidence is nothing else, but to accept the appearance of us Chinese ourselves.

Everyone is of the yellow race. I don't think I need to say more about the beauty of the yellow race.

After all, in my mind, no evil being with a high nose bridge, European-style double eyelids, or white skin has black eyes, and an oriental face with yellow skin is more humane.

By the way, a little story, a good friend of mine once went abroad for studying abroad.

Few Chinese go to that country.

During that time, she sent faxes to me every day, saying that what she misses most now is the faces of Chinese people, and that is the proof that reminds her of her hometown.

Therefore, the ancient country of China, the waters of the South China Sea.

This life living here must be as tolerant, gentle and strong as our motherland.

He sure wasn't some man-eating sea monster.

On the contrary, his face and heart must have a great, kind, and dazzling humanity, just like our own hometown, land, and people in the East. Are you right, right~