Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

Compared with Atu who dug the tunnel into a winding maze in order to confuse the "predators", the passage opened by Zuo Tianlang is like an invisible giant spear pierced straight through the hard soil layer.

With a pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes and a unique geographical location, Dahei has a panoramic view of the whole process of Zuo Tianlang looking for Zai Zai.

Knowing that Xiao Aoao was safe and sound, Da Hei Miao, who relaxed, changed from handsome Da Hei back to Erha.

All that comes to mind is the plot of the soap opera I watched with my baby boy.

What kind of rich lady eloped with a poor scholar~ The snobbish father dislikes the poor and loves the rich to break up the marriage~ The bad boy lures the pure student girl...

Dahei, who is obsessed with the plot of Tianleigouxue, cannot extricate himself, looks at Xiao Aoao and the groundhog who are caught and "raped" by Zuo Tianlang, and feels full of substitution.

With slightly slanted dog eyes, smiling with his aunt, Da Hei glanced sympathetically at a certain groundhog that dared to elope with Xiao Ao Ao, and shook the dog's head.

What's wrong with the young people nowadays, they insist on abducting other people's cubs, no, they've been arrested.

It's a good thing that Xiao Ao Ao came back with all his tail, otherwise, Lao Zuo wouldn't be acting like a groundhog.

Dahei smashed his mouth, imagining the taste of groundhog eighteen, suspicious liquid dripped from the corner of his mouth.

Hmm, it looks like it will be very fragrant~

No, no, no, no more!

Throw the idea of ​​groundhog eighteen eating out of your mind.

Instead of thinking about something you can't eat, think about something practical.

Da Hei stuck out his tongue, stared cross-eyed, and said in a low voice, "Old Zuo ha, Xiao Ao Ao is back, can we have dinner now?"

Zuo Tianlang tapped Xiao Aoao's head with his fingers in his pocket, then pinched the small and cute ears and rubbed them back and forth.

"Well, let's go eat first, we can't starve our little Aoao who ran away from home~~"

[It is said that Master ran away from home, you bastard Zuo, can't you understand meow? ! ]

After yelling anxiously and angrily, Jiang Miao was stunned for a moment.

No, the bastard left really can't understand meow language.

It can be said that the master wasted so much saliva and explained for so long, but he was actually playing the piano to the cow all the time? !

Can't believe it!

My god, you're playing tricks again!

Jiang Miao felt resentful in his heart, thinking he had found the crux, he immediately looked at Dahei with big shiny eyes.

The agile eyes kept conveying the message of "quickly explain to Dahei" to Dahei.

Dahei's receiver has a high failure rate, but at the moment it is working normally, and it has successfully received Xiao Aoao's call for help.

"Old Zuoha, Xiao Aoao said it didn't run away from home."

Zuo Tianlang said with a smile: "A lying child needs more, more pampering."

When he said this, the corners of Zuo Tianlang's eyes twitched slightly, his eyes seemed to have hooks, which was very attractive.

Fortunately, there is only a big black dog in front of him who doesn't understand the style, and the innocent people are protected from the group charm and harm of the leftist scum.

Dahei rubbed the dog's head with his claws in a daze, not understanding why the lying bad boy was not punished, but favored.

But forget it, Xiao Aoao doesn't have to be punished and it's fine.

The silly, white and sweet Dahei turned around, took brisk small steps, and went up the stairs along the circular ramp.

He didn't notice Jiang Miao stretched out his claws at all, and looked at it with expectant little eyes.

Zuo Tianlang returned to the living area with the two furries, looked around, looked at the groundhog in his hand, and looked at the black paw prints around his pocket.

The hairballs that have been drilled through the hole are really dirty!

No matter how disgusted my little brat is, I can't throw it away, so I can only clean it up for nothing.

It's not easy to be a shit shoveler, the choice of not keeping pets is absolutely correct.

Zuo Tianlang sighed in his heart, and said to everyone who was waiting for them to eat: "You guys eat first, I will take Xiao Aoao to take a bath."

"Don't worry, you go ahead, we'll have dinner with Xiao Ao after you get ready." Zhuang's mother said gently.

Mi Tuanzi, who was lying on Zhuang's mother's lap enjoying the grooming service, opened a bright orange eye, glanced at Zuo Tianlang's moving pockets, opened her mouth and yawned, closed her eyes, and continued to enjoy.

Brother Mi Ao is going to be unlucky again~~

When other people heard the words, they also expressed that they were not hungry, and they would eat together when Zuo Tianlang and Mi Ao were ready.

Zuo Tianlang is not a person who sticks to etiquette, he will not ask people to wait for him, and if others want to wait, he will not be too polite.

Just about to enter the master bedroom, he took two steps and stopped, Zuo Tianlang thought for a while, turned sideways and said, "Geng Zi San, come here."

Geng Zisan, who was lying on the couch with nothing to do, was stunned for a moment, then pushed by Zhuang's father, he sat up slowly, pointed at his nose and asked, "Call me?"

Aren't you going to give Xiao Aoao a bath? What are you asking him to do?

Zuo Tianlang nodded.

Although he didn't understand what the other party wanted to call him at this time, since Zuo Tianlang called, Geng Zisan obediently walked up to Zuo Tianlang.

"Raise your hand."

Gengzi San raised a hand inexplicably.

Zuo Tianlang looked at the outstretched hands, frowned, and said, "Hold your hands flat, palms up."

What does the surname Zuo want to do?

Dog training? !

Geng Zisan kept thinking in his stomach, he behaved very honestly, Zuo Tianlang gave him every command and every action, he was not so serious in military training.

Satisfied, Zuo Tianlang directly put the comatose groundhog in Geng Zisan's hands.

His hand sank, and there was an extra fluffy one.

Looking at the groundhog, then at Zuo Tianlang, Geng Zisan looked confused.

"Wash the little things." Zuo Tianlang confessed and was about to leave.

Geng Zisan understood that he was looking for him to be a coolie, so he hurriedly asked before Zuo Tianlang returned to his room, "Do you want to kill it by the way? Or wash it and raise it first, and kill it right away when it's cooked?"

A certain furry that was unconscious, heard Gengzi San's question, the fur all over its body swelled uncontrollably.

Zuo Tianlang, who just happened to look over, had a playful look in his eyes, deliberately did not explain, and just said: "Just wash it first."

"Okay, leave it to me."

Zuo Tianlang happily walked into the master bedroom, took off his clothes, and carried Jiang Miao, who kept flailing his fat claws, into the bathroom.

Zuo Tianlang, who was in a happy mood, stuffed Jiang Miao into a unique transparent hollow glass ball and put it in the matching basin.

This is Zuo Tianlang's custom-made bath ball for Xiao Aoao, it is very easy to use.

Contrary to Zuo Tianlang who was in a good mood, Jiang Miao was very sad at the moment.

The bath ball is Jiang Miao's most annoying thing, not one of them.

To talk about the grievances and grievances between Jiang Miao and the bath ball, it is really too numerous to record, and it can be traced back to before going to the martial arts survival base.

Zuo Tianlang took off his clothes with his back to Jiang Miao, and the perfect male body like a work of art was unreservedly displayed in front of Jiang Miao.

When Jiang Miao saw Zuo Tianlang's body for the first time, he was amazed.

As a former fitness coach, Jiang Miao understands how difficult it is to get Zuo Tianlang's body shape.

There is almost no fat on his body, with firm texture and smooth lines, full of pure masculine strength and beauty.

When a man's body is trained to this level, the edges and corners will be too clear, but Zuo Tianlang is not.

Rigidity is beautiful yet mellow, the bones and flesh are well balanced, and the proportions are perfect. Jiang Miao can't help but think of the sentences to describe beauties that he learned when he was studying.

If you add one point, you pass, and if you subtract one point, you owe it.

Such a sentence is used to describe Zuo Tianlang's figure and appearance just right.

Even if they are both men, they can still get his handsomeness from the perspective of pure appreciation. Of course, in Jiang Miao's heart, compared to himself in the previous life, Zuo Da bastard is still a little bit worse.

It is Jiang Ye who can only look up to handsome, Zuo Da bastard is especially handsome who recruits people to wear sacks.

At that time, Jiang Miao was very stupid and naive, busy judging someone in his heart, ignoring the maliciousness in the other person's eyes.

Alas... the past is too bad to look back on, and I still don't want to.

Anyway, since he got the special bath ball, Jiang Miao no longer has time to pay attention to Zuo Tianlang's height, shortness, fatness and thinness.

Wrapping a towel around his waist, Zuo Tianlang walked into the bathroom, looked at Jiang Miao who was blown into a fat puffer fish in a glass bath ball, and smiled very nicely.

"Meow!"

Jiang Miao stared at Zuo Tianlang, and growled fiercely.

Master warns you, don't come over, if you dare to come over, ahh, bite to death!

Zuo Tianlang obviously wouldn't take the brat's threat seriously.

He picked up the bath ball, turned on the water source, and adjusted the water temperature.

When the water in the washbasin was half full, the magnetic and pleasant voice said bewitchingly: "Xiao Aoao, wait a minute, I'll give you a bath now."

Ignoring Xiao Aoao's aura of resistance all over his body, Zuo Tianlang put the bath ball back into the basin as soon as he finished speaking, and it was fixed with a "click", and the water in the basin flowed into the bath ball from the hollow.

"Meow ennn~~"

I don't know what structure the bath ball is. After the water flows in, it will pour on Jiang Miao from all directions, and the water pressure is just right.

After a few breaths, the fluffy hair balls like black dandelions have become Luo Tang Meow.

The big amber eyes were instantly clouded with mist.

Grandpa hates baths, hates bath balls!ying ying ~~

"Little Aoao, you are really dirty, look, the water is dark, think how many survivors can't drink water now, you extravagant little villain."

Don't bathe Grandpa if you feel extravagant!

Jiang Miao was already very sad and sad, and a certain heartless bastard was still making sarcastic remarks in a cheerful tone.

knock gas!

Poor Jiang Miao didn't dare to open his mouth because of the water flow, so he couldn't protest, and this was just the beginning.

After wetting Xiao Aoao's whole body, Zuo Tianlang lightly touched the bath ball with his fingers.

The inner layer of the bath ball changed immediately, and Jiang Miao's eyes, nose, and ears were all covered with glass covers.

Especially for the small nose, a tube of unknown material is dragged behind the small glass cover to ensure that little Aoao can breathe smoothly.

Correspondingly, the outer hollows were closed one after another, leaving only a gap above the small head. Zuo Tianlang took the glass bottle next to it, poured some homemade shower gel into it, and added some water to it.

Feeling that the preparations were completed, Jiang Miao was full of lovelessness.

I shouted in my heart: Why don't you come to someone and accept this vile bastard!

……

After taking a shower and drying his hair, Jiang Miao reappeared in front of everyone, he was already a clean little meow.

It's just that the mental state is not very good, the whole body is limp, and it looks like it has just been trampled a hundred times a hundred times.

The people, beasts and beasts in the living room are no strangers to this, anyway, they will come here once or twice every so often, just as normal as the two hairballs being carried into the training room every day because of unfinished tasks.

When everyone is here, we can have dinner.

(To be continued)

The author has something to say:

The Double Egg Festival is coming soon, when the big cat will hold a small lucky draw, thank you for supporting the sweet little angels of the big cat, meow~

Jiang Miaomiao raises her claws: Thank you for knocking on the sweet little angel~