Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

Seeing that Jiang Miao was not much bigger than himself, Ah Tu, who was afraid of missing a little bit, immediately shrank into a ball in fright.

The two small paws are put together in front of the chest, and the waistless stubby body imitates the appearance of a human being, bowing all the time, every time it bends down, the belly meat will be squeezed together, looking very naive.

[Sorry, small mistake!Sorry, little mistake! ] Ah Tu bowed and apologized "uh uh, uh uh".

[Seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is okay, I forgive you this time, and do it again next time, hum~]

Jiang Miao raised his small head, his claws stood upright in front of him, and pointed nails popped out to scare the groundhog.

After threatening, Jiang Miao blinked his big eyes, tilted his head, and asked: [Speaking of which, where did you learn to nod and bow? ]

"Uh?"

[Uh fart, I asked you something! ]

[Yes, yes, sorry! ] Jiang Miao's voice was loud, Ah Tu couldn't help bowing and apologizing, he was so cowardly that he couldn't see it.

[Stop meowing right, right, right, tell me, where did you learn this! ]

[I learned from Ah Jian...] When it came to "A Jian", Ah Tu's voice changed a bit, and he sounded very sad.

[Ajian?who? ] Jiang Miao smelled the scent of Guagua, picked up his claws, and waited for Guagua to eat.

[Small Twoleg friends. ] Atu paused for two or three seconds before speaking softly.

[Twoleg friends?Are you a domesticated groundhog? ]

"Uh." Ah Tu responded, and after thinking about it, he added: [Half, half. ]

As if remembering something, Ah Tu raised his head, and his peasy eyes seemed to be able to penetrate the soil layer, transcending the barriers of time and space, and see all kinds of things in the past.

Half and half?

What a strange statement.

Jiang Miao said, Master did understand, but he seemed a little low when he didn't understand, so why don't you show it?

[Then, what about Ah Jian?Why aren't you with me? ] Jiang Miao skipped the relationship between Dumb Mouse and Ah Jian, and changed the subject.

Hearing Jiang Miao ask Ah Jian why he wasn't with him, Ah Tu's frightened tears burst out uncontrollably.

"Uh, uh uh uh uh~~"

Tears soared, as if some kind of switch had been turned on, and it was out of control.

Big teardrops rolled out. At the beginning, Ah Tu suppressed his crying, but later, he found that he couldn't suppress it no matter what, so he let go of his voice and howled.

Jiang Miao was dumbfounded.

What the hell? !

The Lord just asked a question, how come this stupid mouse is crying like Meng Jiangnv fell down the Great Wall, do you want to be so exaggerated!

Jiang Miao was shocked by Ah Tu's cries, and the whole cat fell back, its small ears were pressed back into airplane ears, and it looked like it wanted to turn around and run away.

No, no!

The stupid mouse is timid and loves to cry, and he has a fight with Mi Tuanzi's stupid lion. If the master runs away like this, wouldn't it be equal to losing to the stupid lion?

Never forced to run!

Thinking of the face of a certain green tea lion cub, a raging flame rose in Jiang Miao's heart, the competitive flame among male cats.

Although in terms of force, Jiang Miao has been defeated and defeated repeatedly, but Jiang Miao firmly believes that he is better than Mi Tuanzi.

Didn't you see that when Mi Tuanzi was frightened, he was under his protection?

Lord, mighty and majestic, don't explain!

Being ordered not to eat alone, Mi Tuanzi, who was drooling bitterly watching the delicious food, waited for Bapa to call back the big devil and the silly tiger cub, and sneezed without warning.

"Ow?"

Mi Tuanzi fiddled with his nose with his fat claws, and let out a dumbfounded howl.

"Oh~ Tuanzi is so cute."

Mother Zhuang smiled and picked up the rice dumpling, kissed the little lion's furry cheeks, and wrapped it tenderly in her arms.

Mi Tuanzi instinctively rubbed her small head against Zhuang's mother's soft chest.

"Hehe, Tuanzi really likes to act like a baby~"

"Ah~"

The sweet, whiny, little milk voice makes everyone's ears quiver, not to mention Zhuang's mother and Zhuang Jingyi, two furry-loving women, even Zhuang's father and Geng Zisan, who are so cute that they can't help but look at the rice dumplings.

Zhuang Jingyi walked to Zhuang's mother and snorted the hair of Mi Tuanzi with her hand: "Why did Tuanzi sneeze just now, don't you catch a cold?"

"Ow~~"

Mi Tuanzi's voice was soft, and it was super sweet to the ears of Twolegs who didn't understand meowing.

Dahei and Xiaoke, who can understand what Mituanzi is saying, have completely different expressions.

A small theater about chicken and duck is being staged at Mituanzi.

Jiang Miao is still trying to intimidate and lure him, forcing the idiot to shut up.

But this time, nothing worked, no matter how frightened Jiang Miao was, Ah Tu just kept crying, the tears were like a broken faucet, endless.

Finally, Jiang Miao couldn't take it anymore and covered the ears of the melon close to his head with his paws, lying on the dumb melon mouse and listening to it howling.

I don't know how long Atu cried, but just when Jiang Miao thought he was about to be washed into a mentally retarded meow by the magic sound, Atu hiccupped.

The hiccup interrupted the brainwashing sound of "uh uh uh uh", and Jiang Miao instantly felt saved.

Although Atu howled again soon after the hiccup passed, it interrupted the second hiccup immediately after.

After hiccupping and crying for a while, Ah Tu finally sobbed and lowered the volume, only between hiccups, "uh uh" twice.

Jiang Miao gently fiddled with his little ears with his claws, and let out a weak "Mi~", and looked at Ah Tu with big amber eyes sadly.

[Stupid mouse, are you the reincarnation of Meng Jiangnu?He's meowing, I'm going to faint from your crying! ]

"Uh?"

Ah Tu stared at Peas, and almost wrote "What are you talking about? I can't understand" on his face.

Jiang Miao was also very speechless, he could only learn from the big bastard Zuo to secretly memorize the small notebooks, determined to get the place back in the future.

Shaking their hair, fluttering down a large amount of plaster, the two little guys sneezed several times together, stimulated by the flying dust in the air.

Jiang Miao, who finished sneezing, couldn't help laughing devilishly.

It's just how funny the dumb mouse was just now!

While hiccupping and sneezing, he tried to intervene a few sobs, which sounded like a twitch on a radio station. With the voice of a goofy mouse singing like a bird, Jiang Miao's stomach ached from laughing.

Laughing too presumptuously caused Jiang Miao to inhale a lot of dust, his joy gave rise to sorrow, and his sneezing was so earth-shattering that he almost ascended to heaven in place.

Ah Tu looked confused, wondering what the black charcoal ball monster was laughing at.

The two paws blocked the mouth and nose, but still couldn't resist the physiological reaction, "hiccup, sneeze, uh~ hiccup, sneeze, uh~" non-stop.

When the two furries stopped, Jiang Miao immediately softened into a meow-Newton fluid, and covered Ahtu, who dared not move, like a "sheet" of meow blankets.

Jiang Miao's belly protested "Gululu, Gululu", and Atu, who was suppressed, trembled in fright.

The charcoal ball monster is hungry!

How wood broken, how wood broken?

Rats are going to be eaten!

Jiang Miao feebly raised his claws, and slapped them on Atu's head.

[Shake the hair, I'm going to be torn apart by you! ]

Shushu is stiff, Shushu doesn't dare to shake, please be merciful, eh~

Jiang Miao moved his body to make himself more comfortable paralyzed on the meat mat, flicked his long tail, and caught Atu's claws that were nervously pulling the ground.

[Stupid mouse, what happened to that Jian?Why are you crying like an idiot all of a sudden? ]

[The small ones are not called dumb mice. ]

Jiang Miao didn't expect that the cowardly fool dared to refute. He was so surprised that he forgot to get angry for a while.

Ah Tu, who didn't know he had escaped

[The young one has a name, A Jian gave it to him, and it's called A Tu. ]

When it comes to his name, the groundhog who says yes has a little more confidence.

Jiang Miao blinked his eyes, not understanding how the earthy and undistracted "Atu" should be proud of it, full of flaws.

Jiang Miao, who was frantically swiping the screen in his heart, with two small and cute ears pricked up, continued to listen to Ah Tu's past with the mood of eating melons.

Ah Tu's vocabulary is very scarce, which is not a good choice for storytelling, but Jiang Miao's dry narration turned from simple curiosity to disbelief, and finally became extremely angry.

"Aww!!!" Jiang Miao roared angrily.

[I'm so mad, I'm so mad!How can there be such a bastard, no, saying that a bastard is an insult to the word bastard is so disgusting! ]

Ah Tu was languid, and didn't answer, his sad mood suppressed all other emotions, but he was not so afraid of Jiang Miao's anger.

Jiang Miao jumped for a while on his own, tired, his hind legs spread apart, and he sat on Ah Tu's stomach, panting for breath.

The whole meow exudes an air of displeasure and wanting to be scratched.

[no!This kind of scum must scratch his face and bloom!Stupid mouse, why do you still have time to dig a hole here, shouldn't you go into that so-and-so, kill seven in and seven out, and avenge your family Ah Jian? ! ]

[The small ones are not called dumb mice. ] Ah Tu explained solemnly, then raised his claws to cover his eyes, and said sadly: [The little one can only dig holes, and when he goes, he also delivers food. ]

"Crack, crack, crack..."

Jiang Miao slashed left and right, and gave the dumb meow eighteen palms, which made his own paws hurt.

Secretly put the paws on the belly, seeking comfort in his soft, hot belly.

Meow Meow's face wrinkled into a meow meow bun, Jiang Miao thought that his acting skills were particularly slick, that he could win the Oscar Little Golden Meow.

It cleared its throat with a "meow~" and then said very seriously and seriously.

[Stupid mouse, you can't do this!Male and male rats must have self-confidence, ambition, and the ambition of "Don't bully the young and poor" with the face of the villain, how can they be so discouraged! ]

[It is said that the small ones are no longer called dumb mice. ] Ah Tu murmured in a low voice.

[What do you think? ! ] Jiang Miao kicked his cat's eyes, and his tail "slapped" Atu's stomach, his heart was not going well, and even Dahei's mouth addiction came out.

Ah Tu withered instantly, and said cautiously: [Little one is wrong, what are you talking about...]

Jiang Miao jumped on Atu's belly a few times, hating iron for being weak, and Atu's whole body trembled.

It hurts so much that it doesn't hurt, just a little nauseous.

Jiang Miao saw that the dumb mouse looked like he was going to die, and thought that his attack was particularly good, so he turned his mood 180 degrees and turned sunny.

[Forget it, see that you are dumb and timid, and it is impossible to become a man like Master in a while. ]

Jiang Miao picked up his front paws, squatted on Ah Tu's belly and thought for a while, then said: [In this way, you fool me as my younger brother, and I will protect you. ]

Atu blinked his croton eyes, [Really? ]

[That's right, the Lord said one thing and one thing! ] Jiang Miao raised his little head, every hair was exuding a silly aura.

[I'll tell you, Grandpa's excrement shoveler can cook, pluck hair, and fight. Grandpa also has two little brothers. It's okay if the little lion is tea and weak, but Xiaoke can still fight well. When the time comes, grandpa claws With a wave of your claws, you just have to follow behind Grandpa's ass and fight in and out together! ]

[Master, you are so awesome! ] A Saturn star eye.

The rainbow fart hit the red heart, and Jiang Miao's small chin, which had been raised very high, involuntarily raised a little higher, making people worry that it was too concave and would not come back.

[It’s good to know, um, since I’m the master’s younger brother, I don’t want to call him master anymore, but brother Miao. ]

[Brother Meow! ] Ah Tu shouted loudly.

Jiang Miao: "...!"

[Brother Miao! ]

[Brother Meow! ] Ah Tu thought that Jiang Miao thought it had a low voice, so he roared louder.

Familiar taste, familiar formula, Jiang Miao was struck by lightning.

[Mi Aw~~]

(To be continued)

The author has something to say:

Meng Jiangshu: Uh uh uh~

Jiang Miaomiao: How long are you going to cry? !

Meng Jiangshu: Uh uh uh~

Jiang Miaomiao clapped her claws: Dumb mouse, are you summoning the soul?

The spooky Ah Jian's soul floated behind Jiang Miaomiao.

Ah Jianhun: Are you looking for me?

Jiang Miaomiao & Meng Jiangshu:! ! !

Two fluffy hugging each other and shivering: QAQ

Big cat passing by: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Gong Ye is such a dragon~~