Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

Chapter 45 Premeditation & Collusion

Not to mention being connected through a contract, the emotions and thoughts in the crazy output have already thrown Jiang Miao's bottom.

Even if there was no contract, Jiang Miao used too much force, causing every hair on his face to twitch, his face crooked, his mouth slanted, and his neck twisted like he was about to shoot a ghost movie, which was not convincing.

Zuo Tianlang held back his laughter, seeing that Mi Ao thought he was being cute, but actually he looked like he had a stroke.

By the way, compare it with the silly and cute little expressions that you usually unconsciously.

Stupid and cute & ugly and strange, both are fun.

I really want to take pictures of both appearances, make a comparison photo, and put them together in a photo frame.

When you are in a bad mood, take a look and feel refreshed instantly.

Unknowingly, Jiang Miao, who has become a model for a collection of funny photos, is still trying to export its "cuteness".

The kittens are so pitiful and cute, why don't you show any signs, bastard Zuo?

Jiang Miao's eyes were about to blink, but Zuo Tianlang still didn't respond.

The emotions that came from the contract became even more unpleasant as they tasted.

Finally realizing that something might be wrong, Jiang Miao stopped Guicaixiu, who was frantically blinking and blinking an afterimage, and took a closer look.

What the hell! ! !

"Pfft~hahahaha~"

Zuo Tianlang, who had been working so hard while holding back his laughter, couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing heartily.

No matter what heaviness or loss, as long as there is Xiao Ao Ao, any negative emotions can see God in the shortest time.

"Aww!!!"

Jiang Miao, who was sent to the door and was tricked, was so angry that he wanted to scratch the big bastard left to make his face bloom, but soon, it withered again.

Zuo Tianlang bent his eyes and said with a smile: "Sneaking away, breaking into doors, wiping my ass with my clothes, calling me a pervert in my heart, Xiao Aoao, tell me, how should I love you?"

Huh huh~

Thief God, ah no, Grandpa God, please strike me back with a thunderbolt!

That night, the members of the Shark team who passed by Zuo Tianlang's room heard the pitiful wail of a certain little milk, and heard the deep "despair" from the cry.

Can't help but stay away, stay away, stay away!

The most classic shocking body in the self-media circle before the end of the world popped up in everyone's heart.

"Shocked! A man actually did such a thing to a little milk cat in the middle of the night! Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"

The next day, Zuo Tianlang, who was refreshed and refreshed, with his butt hair almost washed bald, and a lethargic meow with an extra earring on his ear, quietly disappeared into the Shark team's camp.

When the first ringing of the bell, which signifies the alternation of day and night, the well-dressed Sun Zhongfu stepped out of the room with Geng Erer.

"Come out."

The man with the cat stopped, turned his body halfway, and looked towards the way he came.

There was no sound on the dirty path, as quiet as if the world had died.

"Really not coming out?"

Zuo Tianlang put one hand in his pocket and scratched the lazy little guy's chin with one hand.

The body swayed slightly, and the person disappeared in place.

But breathing hard, the rubbish piled up on the side of the road was accompanied by a loud noise, and it was hit and staggered.

The suppressed grunt was submerged in the ping-pong-pong sound of sundries falling to the ground.

Clutching his belly, the man curled up in the garbage reluctantly opened his eyes.

A male face that was as perfect as a masterpiece of a god appeared less than one meter away from him.

The man with a unique appearance squatted in front of him, with the corners of his mouth curled up, speaking softly in a voice as mellow as old wine.

"Look, you didn't want to let you out. You insisted on me doing it. Does it hurt?"

"you……"

The man who changed his face uttered a hoarse "you" and quickly silenced.

Jiang Miao, hanging on Zuo Tianlang's shoulder like a cat doll, rolled his eyes weakly.

Rubbing secretly.

The big face plate is really stupid, he has no skills at all, he dares to follow others to play stalking, and he is not afraid of being buried by the left bastard like those three unlucky bastards.

"Oh~~ Are you listening to instructions? Why don't you just tell me?"

Geng Zisan's already pale face turned pale after hearing these words.

The voice from the communicator also stopped abruptly.

Before Gengzi San could make any move, Zuo Tianlang had already removed the question mark-shaped pendant from his ear.

Play with the crystal clear energy stone products in your hand, and feel the special energy fluctuations on it.

Interest flashed in Zuo Tianlang's eyes, and he said, "What is this? Energy equipment? Activated items? No, no, no, none of them. Let me guess~ Is it a supernatural ability? Aid in communication? It's really an interesting ability."

Geng Zisan did not expect the man to guess the nature of the supernatural communicator so easily.

The pain in the abdomen was overwhelming, forcing out big drops of sweat.

Gengzi San couldn't care less, even though he knew he was no match, he still punched Zuo Tianlang without hesitation.

He wants to get back the ability communicator!

Zuo Tianlang tilted his head slightly, and the wind of the fist brought a few strands of hair by his ears.

Lift the left hand to the side of the cheek, and lightly blow the backhand outward.

Geng Zisan's left wrist felt a piercing pain at first, and then a numbness that gave people goosebumps.

And the man who made the move has already retreated a few meters away with a supernatural communicator.

Zuo Tianlang put the supernatural communicator that looked like an earring on his ear, and said hello: "Hi~"

The jade-like and crystal-like earrings seem to be just ordinary accessories.

Zuo Tianlang was extremely patient, he didn't interrogate Geng Zisan, nor did he continue talking.

He is patient like the best predator in the jungle.

I don't know how long it took, maybe a few minutes, or maybe only a few tens of seconds, there was finally a voice from the other end of the communicator.

"Hello, sir, I'm Xie Xinyu."

The soft baritone voice directly appeared in Zuo Tianlang's ears.

It feels weird and different from normal sound delivery.

Zuo Tianlang keenly felt the strange energy on the earrings, which fluctuated at different frequencies. With the fluctuation of energy, the sounds converged into words, phrases, and sentences, which entered Zuo Tianlang's ears one by one.

Jiang Miao also sensed energy fluctuations, but could not hear any sound.

Obviously it is so, so close to Zuo Da bastard.

Driven by curiosity, Sluggish Meow was revived in a second.

Squatting upright on Zuo Tianlang's shoulder, he fiddled with the earrings with his furry and fleshy claws.

Jiang Miao's inadvertent actions interfered with the special energy attached to the earrings and the energy contained in the energy stone itself.

The voice that passed into Zuo Tianlang's ears began to appear "Zi la, zi la", a noise like signal interference before the end of the world.

Zuo Tianlang grabbed Jiang Miao, who didn't know that he was making trouble again, from his shoulders, dragged its round belly with one hand, and let Jiang Miao hang on his hand.

With the other hand, he patted Jiang Miao's fleshy butt twice lightly.

Due to some indescribable favors last night, Jiang Miao was particularly sensitive from his stomach to his butt.

"Mi~~Aww~~Aw~"

The meowing milk with nine bends and eighteen bends is like a little girl who was molested by Deng Tuzi while walking on the road, so pitiful.

(To be continued)

The author has something to say:

Jiang Miaomiao, with a concave shape and posing: Is the master aggressive and majestic?

Miss sister 1, 2, 3... n: ah~~ cats are so cute, I really want to suck them~~~

Jiang Miaomiao: ...

Jiang Miaomiao, pretending to be cute and pitiful: Grandpa is so cute and pitiful, come and save Grandpa from the claws of the big bastard left!

Little brother 1, 2, 3...n: What is this cat doing, it's so ugly and funny, hahahaha!

Jiang Miaomiao: ...

Jiang Miaomiao: Why is the stupid two-legged beast so lame? ? ?

Zuo Papa & Big Black Wang & Big Meow Mom: Aunt Laughs.jpg

Big cat: All the big cats who irrigate little angels have seen and remembered it, meow meow~

感谢在2020-11-0217:03:33~2020-11-0316:34:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: c.? 19 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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