Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

The timeline goes back to when Zuo Tianlang and the three entered the forest of black and white, when Luoluo introduced new friends to Jiang Miao.

Been on it all the time?

Jiang Miao repeated these words over and over again in his mind.

It can understand every word, but Jiang Miao feels that it can't understand this sentence together.

Or should I say, it's not that he can't understand, but that Jiang Miao can't believe what he understands.

[Bro Mi Ao, don’t you like black and white? ]

Surround Jiang Miao, always pay attention to the network of his Mama, and ask Jiang Miao cautiously.

Luoluo was a little worried, worried that Mama would not like her new friend.

Apart from Mama and her mother's partner, Black and White is the only friend of Luoluo. Luoluo hopes that Mama will like Black and White, so that it can play with Black and White~~

Seemingly feeling Luoluo's strong desire, Black and White said to Jiang Miao in a more sincere tone: [My existence may be a little special, but please believe that I really have no malice towards you and Luoluo. ]

Jiang Miao kept telling himself in his heart to be calm, to be calm.

No matter what the self-proclaimed black and white guy is, I can hold it, and at worst, open the teleportation earrings again.

It has to be said that the ignorant are fearless.

Jiang Miao didn't know what kind of existence it was in the forest, and naively thought that a teleportation activated item would protect everyone.

If the predicament can really be resolved with such a simple method, it is impossible for the Forest of Black and White to be among the seven uninhabited areas of China.

Suppressing the instinctive unease and resistance, Jiang Miao replied with as normal a tone and voice as possible: [First clarify what you are, and then talk about other things. ]

[OK, Lolo Mama. ]

[Don't call me Luoluo Mama! ] Jiang Miao fried his hair.

[But……]

Just as Black and White was about to say "But Luoluo told me that you are Mama", Luoluo's anxious spiritual message arrived.

As a good friend of Luoluo, Black and White would not tear down Luoluo's platform, and immediately changed his words with understanding.

[Uh, okay, then I will be like Luoluo, can I call you Brother Miao? ]

[casual. ] Jiang Miao said impatiently: [Okay, don't talk nonsense to the master, explain quickly! ]

It doesn't bother to correct the name "Brother Meow", anyway, no matter how it explains and corrects it, everyone will pronounce it as "Brother Meow" in the end.

[Understood, let me introduce myself again, I am black and white.

Every inch of white ground, every black tree and surrounding mist and jagged boulder that you see is a part of me.

I am the forest of black and white, and the forest of black and white is me. ]

Jiang Miao's eyes widened, his mouth shut in shock.

When Black and White said that they were on it, Jiang Miao had various strange associations with Black and White's identity.

However, no matter how big the brain hole is, it cannot match the bizarre reality.

Even though black and white made things clear, Jiang Miao still felt a sense of unreality.

In the end, all the disbelief turned into a sigh in my heart: ah... so this forest is called the Black and White Forest, what a strange name...

Seeing that Mama was distracted again, Luoluo stretched out the green and slender vines helplessly, trying to shake Mama awake.

[Network. ]

[Um? ]

Hearing the spiritual message of black and white, Luo Luo stopped his movements, and the stretched vines were only a slap away from Jiang Miao.

[Don't disturb Brother Mi Ao, it needs a little time to organize its thoughts. ]

[Is this like this? ] Swayed the unopened flowers from side to side.

Luoluo doesn't understand it very well, but it thinks black and white are very powerful, so what black and white said must be right.

Retracting the vines, Luoluo surrounded Jiang Miao, building a green vine wall, which can protect but not disturb, just right.

A branch of the tree root coiled around the black boulder branched out, crawling like a giant python, until the tip touched the vine wall.

Feeling the gentle touch of the tree roots, Luoluo happily branched out a vine from the vine wall and wrapped it around it.

The emerald green leaves rub against the rough tree roots, as intimate as a [-]-year-old girl hooking her boyfriend's arm and acting coquettishly.

Black and white petted a slender tree root and approached it carefully, wanting to touch the tender leaves.

The incomprehensible Meow Meow stabbed her claws horizontally, frankly and unceremoniously slapped away the thin tree roots, and even hooked back her unrestrained little vines with her tail.

Aggrieved, Luoluo retreated to Mama's side, protruding out a flower bone, swaying slightly.

Jiang Miao looked at the rolled up tree roots with strange eyes, and silently put a label on the other party: the old tree roots that coveted the little vines of the grandfather's house.

[Don't hook up, what does it look like! ]

There was a rustling sound in the forest, like the sigh of the forest.

[Okay, Brother Meow. ]

Luoluo felt that Mama was a bit aggressive towards black and white, so she quietly rubbed the vine against Jiang Miao's claws, but Jiang Miao slapped her with her tail, and pitifully withdrew the vine.

[Since you said you are this forest, you must know where our partners are, right? ]

[Are you talking about the dog, lion, subdragon, marmot, and a comatose human that went into the forest with you and Luo Luo? ]

[Yes, that's them, where are they? ] Jiang Miao heard what Hei Bai said so clearly, and the suspicion in his heart disappeared a little.

[This...] The black and white voice hesitated, as if there was something unspeakable hidden.

[What's wrong? ] Jiang Miao became nervous all of a sudden, erecting vines even in Liluo, waiting stiffly for a black and white response.

Heihei sighed, and said: [They are trapped in the faded chessboard, that human being, the situation is not very good. ]

[Faded checkerboard? ]

Jiang Miao subconsciously tilted his head to the left, his expression was surprisingly similar to a certain emoji that was popular on the Internet in his previous life, and he could easily make a new emoji out of the circle.

[Yes, this is my ability. ]

Heihei considered his words, and then said: [Creatures trapped on the faded chessboard will be randomly assigned to one of the pure black army or the pure white army, and they will continue to fight on the chessboard until the winner or the chess piece dies. ]

Although I don't understand the specific situation of the faded chessboard, but just listening to the black and white narrative, I know that it is definitely not a good place.

[Then let them out quickly! ] Jiang Miao jumped to his feet.

[I'm sorry, but I can't do it. ] Hei Hei expressed apologetically that he was helpless.

[Didn't you say that you are the forest, and that the faded chessboard is your ability, so how could you not be able to do it?Unless you've been lying to Grandpa. ]

Jiang Miao patted the ground with his claws emotionally.

[Please believe me, I did not lie to you. ]

Black and white emphasized, and explained before Jiang Miao raised further questions.

[Although I am a forest of black and white, I am not omnipotent.Or it should be said that because I am a forest of black and white, I am more restricted. ]

Jiang Miao felt that his brain was going to be knotted. Since he called himself the forest of black and white, shouldn't he be like a god, controlling everything in the forest?

What will it be limited by?

Seeing Jiang Miao's confusion, he organized his sentences in black and white, and said persuasively: [Brother Miao, can you control your breathing? ]

[sure! ]

The expression of "You are an idiot" appeared on the furry cat's face.

Black and white didn't care about Jiang Miao's attitude, and said along Jiang Miao's words: "Then can you stop breathing for three days from now on?" ]

[Are you kidding me, do you want to suffocate me to death? ! ]

Jiang Miao let out an angry "Aw", and the dirty fur on his body also exploded, it was completely like a kitten that was molested.

[Me too. ] A soft and soft voice rang in his mind, with a soothing tone that made Jiang Miao's anger gauge drop a little bit.

Repeatedly chewing what Hei Hei said, and slowly, Jiang Miao understood the meaning of Hei Hei.

Just like human beings cannot stop the beating of the heart and hold their breath for a long time, otherwise the body functions will fail and they will die step by step.

Even the curvature of the body, the frequency of going to the toilet, etc., have their own limits to a certain degree of controllable behavior.

Even if Jiang Miao is a cat made of water, his body cannot be twisted infinitely, twisted into a spring, even if Jiang Miao doesn't want to defecate anywhere, he can't hold his stomach and bladder emmm...

Throwing the black history out of his mind, Jiang Miao figured out what Black and White wanted to tell it.

A faded checkerboard is to black and white what metabolism is to living things.

Although it is an integral part of itself, it is not completely controlled by itself.

[Then... what should we do now?Should we wait for Dahei and the others to win? ] Jiang Miao asked nervously.

[Yes, yes, how long will the stupid lions fight? ] Luoluo then asked.

[This... I'm afraid it won't work. ]

[Why? ] Jiang Miao and Luoluo asked in unison.

[Ego becomes what I am now, the war on the faded chessboard is never really decided. ]

Jiang Miao widened his amber eyes and was speechless for a while.

Luoluo also twisted herself into a twist, and because of too much force, she even twisted off two young leaves.

Black and white distressedly use the roots to roll away the young leaves, and branch out a few more, gently wrapping around the vines to prevent them from continuing to twist.

[Since the winner has never been decided, how do you know that after the winner is decided, our partners can come out alive? ]

A big bright light bulb lit up in Jiang Miao's mind, and he seized on the unreasonable parts of the black and white discourse to raise doubts.

Black and White didn't panic because of the logical loopholes in his words, and answered very calmly.

[I have no idea. ]

[you do not know? ]

How does this sound contradictory? !

Jiang Miao was speechless for a moment, complaining wildly in his heart.

[Yes, I don't know how I know that after the faded chessboard is decided, the pieces trapped in it will live free.

To me, this is innate knowledge, in human parlance, perhaps called inherited memory? ]

Inherit memory?

You meowed through time, hello!

Jiang Miao silently swallowed back the unspoken words, and asked instead: [Since you have inherited memory, do you know how to make the black and white army on the faded chessboard decide the winner? ]

Black and White fell silent, and did not respond for a long time.

Jiang Miao waited a little anxiously, he was worried that the stupid lion would love them, and was about to urge them, but he heard black and white voices coming slowly.

[Select two candidates and let them become the two sides of the game, controlling the white army and the black army respectively.

Winner takes all, not only can master the two legions at the same time, but also become my master. ]

[Owner? ]

[Yes, the same thing with you and the studs on your ears. ]

Jiang Miao subconsciously shook his ears wearing teleportation earrings, and the whole cat fell into a daze.

I don't know how long it took before Jiang Miao muttered in a sleepy voice: [Teleportation earrings are activated items, so black and white you...]

So this forest is...

Activate items!

(To be continued)

The author has something to say:

Jiang Miaomiao: Old tree root, my grandfather’s little vine is not yet grown up, you are too old to repair it!

black and white: ...

Xiaoluoluo: Mama, don’t be so fierce about black and white~ black and white is fine~

姜邈，(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻感谢在2021-01-1717:51:56~2021-01-1817:46:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Meow; 5 bottles of Sui Sui Nian;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!