Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

"Aww~~"

Jiang Miao half-opened his hazy eyes, and stretched his waist comfortably. In a daze, he seemed to hear a cat meowing, or the meowing of a very milky kitten.

Where is the milk cat?

The brain, which is still in a semi-down state, ponders over this question slowly.

The heavy upper eyelids kept trying to stick to the lower eyelids, so Jiang Miao had to fight against the surging drowsiness.

Very sleepy……

It's just a nap, why are you so sleepy?

what time is it now?

No, I got up, and I made an appointment with a guest for class at one o'clock.

Relying on his determination not to be deducted from wages by complaints, Jiang Miao finally resisted the intrusion of the Sandman, and opened a pair of big eyes covered with mist.

……

What the hell!

What the hell is this place? !

Jiang Miao kicked his hind legs and jumped up violently, and then fell flat on the ground with a "snap" due to uncoordinated limbs.

Mu Mu maintained the posture of falling down, Jiang Miao stared, and shook a certain extra body part inconceivably.

!!!

What the hell is this?

Only then did Jiang Miao belatedly realize that something was wrong.

It wasn't just the place that was wrong, or something extra, but his body.

Jiang Miao's body trembled slightly, and he raised his right hand to his eyes.

……

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck...

Jiang Miao's mind frantically swiped the screen.

He stared in disbelief at the white, furry... paws in front of him!

Raising his right hand, oh no, he raised his right paw and waved it. Jiang Miao tragically discovered that this paw really belonged to him.

What exactly is going on?

For the next half hour, Jiang Miao was on the verge of collapse, and finally had to recognize a reality.

He, Jiang Miao, traveled through time!

It was not a human being, but a weaned cat.

Limbs on the ground, Jiang Miao, who was in a standard cat squat, looked up at the cave roof at a 45-degree angle, and let out a series of "meows" that made the listeners sad and the listeners cry.

God he meow time travels!

Although my name is Jiang Miao, I don't want to be a meow!

No matter how reluctant Jiang Miao is, the matter has come to this point, he, perhaps it should be called it, can only temporarily live in the form of a milk cat, and try to return to the original world and original body.

Lao Tzu's long legs, Lao Tzu's abdominal muscles, wait for Lao Tzu to come back!

Waving his little paw, Jiang Miao cheered himself up in his heart.

"Grumble~"

very hungry……

Jiang Miao walked with four short legs dejectedly, his movements were extremely stiff and weird.

Three steps and one twist, five steps and one fall, along the only path, stumbling and crawling outward.

No way, who made it hungry.

It stands to reason that there should be a mother beast near the cub, but since Jiang Miao woke up, there has been no trace of the mother beast.

Jiang Miao was not sure whether the mother of this body was delayed or died, or simply abandoned it.

Therefore, Jiang Miao had to collect something to eat and drink while he was still physically strong, instead of just waiting to die.

In case you are really hungry and have no strength, you have no chance to regret it.

I don't know if Jiang Miao is too small, his legs are too short, or the passage is really so long.

In Jiang Miao's perception, it has been walking for a long time, until the four short legs are throbbing and hurting, and it is still in the long tunnel.

Except for the first section of the tunnel, the tunnel at the back is winding and winding, and Jiang Miao has completely lost his direction. The only thing that is certain is that the passage keeps winding upwards.

In other words, the cave Jiang Miao was in was probably located deep underground.

Jiang Miao, who really couldn't move, was lying on the ground, spitting out his pink and tender tongue, panting.

so hungry...

so tired...

Can't carry it like this?

Are you going to hang up just after crossing?

The question is, I hang it like this, can I wear it back?

Wouldn't it be a big loss if you couldn't wear it back!

I’m only 29 this year, and I’ve never even touched a girl’s hand except watching an educational film about dating Thumbelina.

"Aww~~"

Jiang Miao's big eyes were wet, and he let out a milky and pitiful cry, scratching the ground with his four little paws, leaving a shallow mark.

Don't get me wrong, Jiang Miao is not crying, it's not that fragile.

It's just that the young animal's physique is watery, and it is especially easy to lose physiological saline.

Jiang Miao's meow is also very disgusting.

At this time, Jiang Miao didn't know that the milky cat's physique brought more than just being easy to shed tears.

Its thoughts, likes and dislikes, behavior patterns, etc., will be subtly influenced by the body.

From a cat-skinned person to a truly curious milk cat.

And this process will be very short.

The little belly "Gulu, Gulu" protested dissatisfied.

Urging Jiang Miao not to be lazy, to find a way to feed it.

It's an old man who just can't beat his stomach. Jiang Miao can only support his four short legs and continue his journey.

After walking for a short distance, the small ears on his head trembled, and Jiang Miao heard some movement keenly.

It seems to be the sound of arthropods crawling.

Stopping his movements, Jiang Miao tried his best to turn his brain, and recalled his incomparably superficial understanding of cats, which are soft and small animals that girls especially like.

Although I don't want to eat bugs at all, it seems, maybe, it seems... cats eat bugs, right?

"Grumble~"

No matter, let's fill up the stomach first, otherwise I will starve to death.

Uncle Stomach's protest made Jiang Miao make up his mind to catch and eat that stink bug.

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

Jiang Miao, who was holding the idea of ​​disgust but was bound to win, was so frightened that he rolled back the way he came from when he actually saw the "stink bug".

Jiang Miao, who turned his belly and collapsed on the ground in a daze, asked three questions about life uncontrollably.

who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?

Immediately afterwards, the screen was swiped again, "Damn it".

No way, anyone who sees a big bug that is at least five times his size will not perform better than Jiang Miao.

Without a reference, Jiang Miao didn't know how big he was now.

But no matter how small a kitten is, it is at least as big as a mouse. A bug that is five times the size of a mouse, is it too scary?

What the hell is this place? !

Jiang Miao felt that his three views had collapsed again.

Ma Ma, I want to go home, this world is too mysterious and scary, ying ying ying~~

The villain in my heart turned into a monster, squatting in a corner and drawing circles.

However, what Jiang Miao was about to face was a worse situation.

I don't know if the movement of Jiang Miao rolling down was captured by the other party.

The big worm that frightened Jiang Miao with just a glimpse came towards Jiang Miao.

The sound of the jointed limbs crawling on the ground scared Jiang Miao's soft fur all over his body and exploded, round and round like a fur ball.

It's just that this fur ball is a bit dirty.

Jiang Miao got up suddenly, faced the direction of the sound, and slowly backed away on all fours.

With the claws that put away their nails, only the soft pads fell to the ground. When they moved, they hardly made any sound.

Even so, the sound of the arthropods crawling was still approaching, the speed was not fast, but it was like someone holding a small knife, stabbing Jiang Miao's heart one at a time.

Jiang Miao was very lucky at this time, fortunately, this section of the passage was surprisingly winding and steep.

Let it roll out a long enough distance, and also prevent the terrible bug from directly attacking it.

But all of this is just delaying time.

Not to mention that Jiang Miao is tired and hungry now, even if he is in good condition, he can't escape, let alone fight, given his current appearance as a small ball.

Its fate seemed sealed.

The God of Death's sickle was unquestionably placed on Jiang Miao's neck, and it could be harvested with just one swipe.

At this moment, there was another voice in the silent space.

The sound of the approaching limbs rubbing against the ground suddenly stopped, and then the sound changed, leaving in another direction at four or five times the speed.

Jiang Miao didn't know what happened, and he didn't dare to act rashly.

Just like that, he crawled stiffly until there was no more sound, and then he took the courage to move forward again.

Little by little, it moved to the position where it was peeping at the big bug.

Jiang Miao pricked up his ears, exposing a little bit of his eyes that were glowing in the darkness.

His body is lumpy, so if something goes wrong, he can use the rolling ball escape method to escape.

It doesn't matter if it looks stupid or not, it works.

Carefully looking around, there are no big bugs or other scary things.

"Plop, plop" Jiang Miao's little heart lowered its frequency slightly.

Lift the furry left front paw, then move the furry right front paw.

The body stiffened by excessive tension relaxes slightly.

Jiang Miao glanced to the left, where the big bug appeared and disappeared just now, and then turned right without hesitation.

According to the habit, when encountering a fork in the road, Jiang Miao would use his small claws to leave a mark on the cave wall.

But this time, Jiang Miao paused.

Because, right where it wants to leave a mark, there is already a clear and huge paw print.

How big is this paw print?

It was so big that the hole left by the fingernail could let Jiang Miao's whole ball inside.

Such a huge paw print, what kind of huge and terrifying beast can leave it?

But for some reason, Jiang Miao was not afraid at all.

There is also an urge to stick to it.

On the paw prints, there was a vague aura that Jiang Miao instinctively attached to.

Jiang Miao couldn't hold back his instinctive impulse, lay down in the depression made by the paw prints, and rubbed his little furry head against the wall.

Climbing out of the paw print, Jiang Miao left a shallow plum blossom mark with his small paws next to the paw print.

Looking at the two paw prints, one big and one small, with extremely similar shapes, Jiang Miao felt some inexplicable emotions in his heart.

It didn't last long in this place.

No one knew if the big bug, or what was scaring the big bug back, would turn back. To be on the safe side, Jiang Miao had to leave as soon as possible.

Relying on his stubbornness, Jiang Miao finally crawled to the vicinity of the exit.

The light, engulfed in the torrential heat wave, shines in through the weeds at the entrance of the cave.

Jiang Miao felt his mouth was dry and his vision was a bit blurred.

Subconsciously, he stuck out his small tongue and licked his small nose, but he could hardly feel any moisture, only the weird feeling of the rough tongue coating rubbing against the tip of his sensitive nose.

Hot spots are fine, just find water.

Jiang Miao cheered himself up in his heart, and dragged his four legs, which were almost unable to lift, to the entrance of the cave bit by bit.

The little fluffy head poked out from among the weeds, and the next moment, Jiang Miao's whole cat was not well.

(To be continued)

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"The shit-stirring stick is passed into the barbaric fool's nest"

Full name (not): After transmigrating into the barbaric fool's den, Yin Dajiu was forced to become a Buddha

You can't die if you don't work, you are talking about people like Yin Feifei.

Live a good life, find life boring, have to cause trouble, and live in the last days as a shit stirrer who hates dogs.

Seeing that the apocalypse is coming to an end, Yin Feifei rushed to make a big death, and was blown up by a lunatic until he wanted to start a new life in a wild wilderness with nothing.

Everyone in the last days: Oh yeah~Farewell, farewell!

Everyone in the wild: Oh oh oh~ welcome, welcome!

Finally wrapped in scraps of meat and resurrected, facing the reality of declining strength and lack of supplies, what can Yin Feifei, who is living a miserable life, do?

If you do it yourself, you will bear it yourself, and you will grow up in a wretched way.

In order to return to the life of the tyrant, salted fish and master, Yin Feifei took his little apocalypse to live a fulfilling life of tasting herbs, constructing infrastructure, collecting fierce beasts, and studying totems.

Shengsheng lived himself as a tribal warrior who was loved by everyone and blossomed when flowers bloomed.

Therefore, the shit-stirring sticks and the like are all diseases of the rich and the rich who are full and support themselves and have free time.

The days are a bit sad, don’t you just take medicine and heal yourself~~

Yin Feifei & Savage Man, those beautiful misunderstandings~

Yin Feifei: I don’t want to be hungry, I develop recipes

Barbarian: Fanfan made delicious food for us again, what a nice person!

Yin Feifei: A wounded man was sobbing and so noisy that Yin Feifei couldn't sleep at night, so he treated his leg

Barbarian: Extraordinary people are great, do good deeds without expecting anything in return!

Yin Feifei: A fierce beast that accidentally stepped on the ground and attacked people during the hunt

Barbarian: The good man Fei Fei has come to save us again!

……

Barbarian: Only people as good as Fei Fei are worthy of the dark green crown!

Yin Feifei with a green hat on his head: "It's not that I don't want to disturb the muddy water, but the idiots of the Dark Green Tribe are full of mudslides, and I can't stir them up!"

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"Knock on the cute little monster live broadcast feeder"

Ye Xiao blew himself up that the mech and the mother insect died together, and he closed his eyes and opened it, and passed on to the little idol 800 years later.

Carrying dirty dirty stuff all over her body that couldn't be washed cleanly, and a minor ailment that she didn't take seriously in her previous life came to join in the fun, Ye Xiao was forced to become a poor vase who couldn't take care of herself.

Fortunately, there is a little thing delivered to your door.

Ye Xiao lives a life of salted fish with peace of mind.

Foolishly sent Bubbles to the door: "Chirp?"

Xinghui giant beast cub dressed as a big-eyed cute bubble, met the fragrant two-legged beast, decided to raise the two-legged beast, and suck it every day~

In order to raise Twolegs well, Pao Pao became a small anchor and worked hard to earn a lot of small money.

Life is very happy, but it can't stand the evil forces ready to move.

The little monster and Xian Yuxiao who were being targeted had no choice but to fight back.

*About raising pets*

Bubble: Two-legged Beast Knocks Incense ~ Raised!

Ye Xiao: The little guy is very cute, take care of him.