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Chapter 5 Really Kiss My Uncle!
The few disciples who were beating up were not only higher in cultivation than him, but also older than him, and naturally they were much stronger than him.Even the combination of ordinary punches and kicks made Zhang Zhou roll around on the ground.He endured the pain, and only hoped that they would finish work soon.
Suddenly a gust of cold air hit, and a female voice shouted majesticly: "What are you waiting for?"
One sentence caused everyone in Chen Shaojing to look up, and they all knelt down in fright.
"Disciple pays homage to Elder Hua Kuo, Reverend Lan!" Everyone saluted in unison.
Zhang Zhou, who was lying on the ground protecting his head and face, raised his head and saw a man and a woman standing on a huge golden feather in mid-air.The man was Bai Yuehua, who was given the name Hua Kuo by the sect leader, and the real Lan was naturally the woman, Lan Xiyu.
"Which peak disciple are you? Why are you fighting here?" Lan Xiyu tapped her toes and landed in front of Zhang Zhou.
Beauty!Big beauty!Zhang Zhou looked at Lan Xiyu's slender hairpin skirt swinging lightly, falling in front of him like a fairy descending from the mortal world, and his heart seemed to be tickled by the feather.
"Hui, Master Huilan, the disciple is Master Gu Yue of Qingyang Peak, Chen Shaojing..." Chen Shaojing broke into a cold sweat, hoping that the other party could hear that there was a Jinghai Chen family behind him.Then he put on a heartbroken look and said: "This person has been greedy for comfort for five years since he started, he is lazy and slack, and neglects to practice. My brothers and sisters are angry with him, and we can't see a lesson from him."
Public places such as the Deacon Hall, the Lecture Hall, and the Martial Arts Arena are separated from the mountain peaks by two transmission lines.Every time they guard the place where the two formations switch to intercept people, they just fancy that those who use the teleportation formation are ordinary disciples who are below Foundation Establishment and can't fly in the air.And the high-level monk Yu Kong came and went in a hurry afterwards, and he didn't notice these small movements on the ground.
How would they know that someone would pay attention to their actions today, and one of them is Elder Hua Kuo, who is known for his tough temper.
Anyway, Zhang Zhou was the only one left in Zhuo Ranfeng, so Chen Shaojing gritted his teeth and simply turned black and white, shifting the blame completely on him.
Zhang Zhou can't argue with Chen Shaojing's backlash.Who made himself low in cultivation now, alone, without even evidence to refute.He couldn't help but smiled wryly.it does not matter!Anyway, this is not the first time.
Lan Xiyu helped Zhang Zhou up, used a dust removal formula to drive off the dust on his body, and asked, "Which peak disciple are you, why don't you tell?"
"Really Huilan, the disciple is the nominal disciple of Zhuo Ranfeng, named Zhang Zhou." Alas!In such a state of embarrassment in front of the beauty, Zhang Zhou couldn't raise his head to take a second look.
"It's you?" Without waiting for Zhang Zhou to continue, Bai Yuehua's clear voice interrupted hastily. "The person that Senior Brother Wu took away"
"Elder Hui Huakuo, he is a disciple." Back then, Wu Zhuopu said that he was recruiting people for Bai Yuehua, and that when Bai Yuehua needed someone to employ, he would just call him.Now it seems that Bai Yuehua didn't take it seriously at all.
Bai Yuehua jumped to Lan Xiyu's side, and said to Zhang Zhou, "Uncle Master."
"I met Master Bai and Master Lan." Zhang Zhou bowed to the two of them.
"Although he is a nominal disciple, Senior Brother Wu is the only one in his life. Don't insult the reputation of Senior Brother. From tomorrow onwards, I will personally supervise. If you slack off again, I will never forgive you!"
Zhang Zhou was taken aback for a while by the rare Bingshan who was so ruthless in his words when he uttered such a long series of lessons.
"Uncle Master teaches, disciples must remember the five things!" Zhang Zhou responded loudly with a smile.
On the surface, Bai Yuehua blamed him for causing Wu Zhuopu's reputation, but in fact he told the others present that Zhang Zhou would be covered by him in the future.
After Lan Xiyu lectured again, she and Bai Yuehua jumped onto Feiyu and left.
"Junior Brother Zhang, you should take care of yourself in the future!"
Chen Shaojing pretended to say something specious, and then walked away with a bunch of dog legs.
No matter whether Bai Yuehua is right or wrong, at least Chen Shaojing and others won't make things difficult for him anymore.Zhang Zhou happily walked towards the teleportation point between the mountains.There are people above us too!
In the early morning of the second day, Zhang Zhou was still curled up comfortably on the bed when a sudden gust of cold wind swept him against the stone wall.After he slammed back on the bed, he shivered, and immediately realized that the cold air was the arrival of the boss, and he was completely awake in fright.
"Uncle Bai!" He quickly rolled out of bed and kowtowed.
Bai Yuehua snorted coldly and asked, "Only you?"
"Brother Fang was transferred back to the outer sect after Master passed away."
"A cup of tea." After Bai Yuehua finished speaking, she turned and walked out of the stone room.
Zhang Zhou washed up quickly, his hair was simply tied into a ponytail, and he went out to the yard in the time it takes to make a cup of tea.Seeing Bai Yuehua standing in the yard with his back to him, holding a wooden sword in his hand, the overgrown weeds in the yard had been leveled up against the ground due to negligence, and the scattered broken grass was attached to the ground. A thin layer of frosting.I also want to know what Bai Yuehua did after he came out.
"Senior Brother Wu is a sword cultivator." Bai Yuehua turned to face him, holding the wooden sword in his usual cold tone.
Zhang Zhou noticed that he was wearing a pair of gorgeous white gloves embroidered with gold thread and beads than yesterday, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.He knew that Bai Yuehua was lonely and obsessed with cleanliness, but this was too particular, right?Just a pair of gloves has to be so jeweled.
"Attention!"
Bai Yuehua's clear voice pulled Zhang Zhou back from his distraction.He raised his hand and waved, and a deep ditch appeared on the ground ten steps away.
"See clearly?"
Zhang Zhou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and hurriedly replied: "I see clearly."
Bai Yuehua threw the wooden sword to him and said, "Three thousand, per day."
"Uncle Bai..." Zhang Zhou's face drooped when he heard the number. "The disciple still needs to go to the Gongshan Hall to receive the mission. Can I get a discount? I'm afraid I don't have enough time!" He couldn't stay on Zhuoran Peak all day, and if he didn't do the mission, he would have no merit to exchange for supplies.Not to mention auxiliary pills, even Bigu pills are not enough.The monthly case has already been deducted a lot before it arrives.
"[-]." Seeing that he dared to bargain, Bai Yuehua tripled the amount and laid a formation around him.
Zhang Zhou was stunned.Sure enough, it's better to teach other people's apprentices?Come however you want.Still paint the ground as a prison!
"Sword repair doesn't require external force. After practicing enough magic circles, it will be untied by itself." Bai Yuehua said coldly, turning into six purple snow crystals and flying away, leaving only Zhang Zhou standing alone in the magic circle.
After wailing, Zhang Zhou had no choice but to lift the wooden sword and swing it as Bai Yuehua taught him just now.I don't know what kind of tree the wooden sword is made of, it's as heavy as pig iron, and Zhang Zhou panted like a cow after swinging it a few times.Ten thousand times!He wants to cry but has no tears. If he had known earlier, he would not have bargained.
In the middle of the night, Zhang Zhou felt that his arm was about to be broken, so he untied the magic circle.Although he won't be hungry after taking the Bigu Pill, it's the first time he has wasted his energy so cleanly, and he can clearly feel the emptiness inside his internal organs.How can Bigu Dan make people not feel hungry?
He lay on the ground and wandered for a while before crawling back to the stone room.Not caring about washing and changing clothes, he fell headlong on the bed and fell asleep.
In the morning Zhang Zhou was woken up by the cold again. Seeing that there was no one in the house, he rolled out of bed, grabbed the wooden sword and ran into the yard.
"Uncle Bai!" He saw the people in the yard bowing and saluting.
Bai Yuehua still looked at him blankly and coldly, took out a jade slip and threw it over.Zhang Zhou's arm didn't work, and he couldn't connect it with great effort, causing the jade slip to fall to the ground.He bent down embarrassedly and picked up the jade slip.
"Remember the formula, luck."
Zhang Zhou sat down cross-legged obediently, put the wooden sword across his lap, and then stuck the jade slip on his forehead.In an instant, a mental formula rushed into his mind and imprinted in his consciousness. "The Method of Attracting the Mind", a mental method that stimulates the operation of the aura, guides the attribute functions that stimulate the aura, such as healing the body.During the cycle of repeated entrainment and consumption, the meridians are widened to achieve the effect of quenching the meridians.
He settled down to feel his dantian in detail, gradually showing the appearance of his inner dantian in his consciousness.In the dantian, the auras of the three colors of gold, blue and green are immersed in clusters.He mobilized the blue water aura to spin according to the formula.Gold generates water, water generates wood, and the water aura rotates, and soon the golden gold aura and the green wood aura are rolled up on both sides. The three attribute auras are closely connected, twisted into thin strands, and rotated from the dantian to the meridians.
Zhang Zhou felt that the place where the spiritual energy passed was sore, swollen and slightly painful.The spiritual energy was consumed while flushing the meridians, so he had to guide new spiritual energy into the body at the same time.
After stumbling and running for a long time, Zhang Zhou felt that his arm was back.When he opened his eyes with a happy face, he found that there was another formation around him.
"Practice swords during the day and practice kung fu at night. I'll check and accept them in five days." Seeing him wake up from samadhi, Bai Yuehua left without saying a word.
Zhang Zhou plucked his hair for a while, then stood up depressed and swung his sword.This Bai Yuehua deserves to be a boss, and regardless of whether he can stand it or not, he directly opened the devil training mode for him forcefully!You have to practice twelve hours a day!
Fortunately, after he swung three thousand times this time, the formation was untied.
Sure enough, Bai Yuehua set foot on Zhuoran Peak again in the early morning of the fifth day.This time Lan Xiyu also followed.
After Bai Yuehua accepted the results of the past few days, Lan Xiyu taught Zhang Zhou some elementary spells, including practical spells such as cleansing, dust removal, and heart-clearing spells.Probably to let him save time for cultivation.Zhang Zhou guessed.This time there was no excuse to even take a shower.
"If you want to use it as you like, you need to practice more." After Professor Lan Xiyu finished, he took out a storage bag embroidered with feather patterns. "As for commonly used items, you don't have to worry about shortages. Just ask me for anything you need." She grabbed Zhang Zhou's hand, condensed her fingertips and made a gash on Zhang Zhou's thumb, and took blood to drip on the storage bag. Then put the bag in Zhang Zhou's hand.
Zhang Zhou took the storage bag, a warm current swept over his heart, and his eyes couldn't help but turn red. "Thank you! Thank you uncle!" How could you not be moved by the beauty's concern?He roughly sensed it in the storage bag, and there were daily necessities such as spirit stones, bigu pills, healing medicines, and replacement clothes, as well as some talismans and consumable instruments for emergencies.Finally out of poverty and embarrassment life!Beautiful uncle!You are really closer than your own mother and redder than the sun!
Seeing Zhang Zhou moved to tears, Lan Xiyu giggled like a silver bell.
Beauty smiles even more beautiful!Zhang Zhou thought with tears streaming down his face.
"This is mainly prepared by your little uncle, I just prepared this universe bag." Lan Xiyu laughed.
Huh?Was it given by the boss?It doesn't matter, the bag is prepared by the beauties!
"Look how touched this child is." Lan Xiyu saw him crying non-stop, took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears carefully. "Have you suffered a lot? It's okay. Whoever bullies you in the future, hit you if you can beat him, and run away if you can't beat him. Come back and find your little uncle, and he will definitely vent your anger on you."
The author has something to say:
A certain boat: I'm so hungry!very hungry!
Author: Even if you still have self-knowledge.
A certain boat: ...I'm talking about being hungry...
Author: Have you heard the story about Little Rice wanting to eat?
A certain boat: ... I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!
Suddenly a gust of cold air hit, and a female voice shouted majesticly: "What are you waiting for?"
One sentence caused everyone in Chen Shaojing to look up, and they all knelt down in fright.
"Disciple pays homage to Elder Hua Kuo, Reverend Lan!" Everyone saluted in unison.
Zhang Zhou, who was lying on the ground protecting his head and face, raised his head and saw a man and a woman standing on a huge golden feather in mid-air.The man was Bai Yuehua, who was given the name Hua Kuo by the sect leader, and the real Lan was naturally the woman, Lan Xiyu.
"Which peak disciple are you? Why are you fighting here?" Lan Xiyu tapped her toes and landed in front of Zhang Zhou.
Beauty!Big beauty!Zhang Zhou looked at Lan Xiyu's slender hairpin skirt swinging lightly, falling in front of him like a fairy descending from the mortal world, and his heart seemed to be tickled by the feather.
"Hui, Master Huilan, the disciple is Master Gu Yue of Qingyang Peak, Chen Shaojing..." Chen Shaojing broke into a cold sweat, hoping that the other party could hear that there was a Jinghai Chen family behind him.Then he put on a heartbroken look and said: "This person has been greedy for comfort for five years since he started, he is lazy and slack, and neglects to practice. My brothers and sisters are angry with him, and we can't see a lesson from him."
Public places such as the Deacon Hall, the Lecture Hall, and the Martial Arts Arena are separated from the mountain peaks by two transmission lines.Every time they guard the place where the two formations switch to intercept people, they just fancy that those who use the teleportation formation are ordinary disciples who are below Foundation Establishment and can't fly in the air.And the high-level monk Yu Kong came and went in a hurry afterwards, and he didn't notice these small movements on the ground.
How would they know that someone would pay attention to their actions today, and one of them is Elder Hua Kuo, who is known for his tough temper.
Anyway, Zhang Zhou was the only one left in Zhuo Ranfeng, so Chen Shaojing gritted his teeth and simply turned black and white, shifting the blame completely on him.
Zhang Zhou can't argue with Chen Shaojing's backlash.Who made himself low in cultivation now, alone, without even evidence to refute.He couldn't help but smiled wryly.it does not matter!Anyway, this is not the first time.
Lan Xiyu helped Zhang Zhou up, used a dust removal formula to drive off the dust on his body, and asked, "Which peak disciple are you, why don't you tell?"
"Really Huilan, the disciple is the nominal disciple of Zhuo Ranfeng, named Zhang Zhou." Alas!In such a state of embarrassment in front of the beauty, Zhang Zhou couldn't raise his head to take a second look.
"It's you?" Without waiting for Zhang Zhou to continue, Bai Yuehua's clear voice interrupted hastily. "The person that Senior Brother Wu took away"
"Elder Hui Huakuo, he is a disciple." Back then, Wu Zhuopu said that he was recruiting people for Bai Yuehua, and that when Bai Yuehua needed someone to employ, he would just call him.Now it seems that Bai Yuehua didn't take it seriously at all.
Bai Yuehua jumped to Lan Xiyu's side, and said to Zhang Zhou, "Uncle Master."
"I met Master Bai and Master Lan." Zhang Zhou bowed to the two of them.
"Although he is a nominal disciple, Senior Brother Wu is the only one in his life. Don't insult the reputation of Senior Brother. From tomorrow onwards, I will personally supervise. If you slack off again, I will never forgive you!"
Zhang Zhou was taken aback for a while by the rare Bingshan who was so ruthless in his words when he uttered such a long series of lessons.
"Uncle Master teaches, disciples must remember the five things!" Zhang Zhou responded loudly with a smile.
On the surface, Bai Yuehua blamed him for causing Wu Zhuopu's reputation, but in fact he told the others present that Zhang Zhou would be covered by him in the future.
After Lan Xiyu lectured again, she and Bai Yuehua jumped onto Feiyu and left.
"Junior Brother Zhang, you should take care of yourself in the future!"
Chen Shaojing pretended to say something specious, and then walked away with a bunch of dog legs.
No matter whether Bai Yuehua is right or wrong, at least Chen Shaojing and others won't make things difficult for him anymore.Zhang Zhou happily walked towards the teleportation point between the mountains.There are people above us too!
In the early morning of the second day, Zhang Zhou was still curled up comfortably on the bed when a sudden gust of cold wind swept him against the stone wall.After he slammed back on the bed, he shivered, and immediately realized that the cold air was the arrival of the boss, and he was completely awake in fright.
"Uncle Bai!" He quickly rolled out of bed and kowtowed.
Bai Yuehua snorted coldly and asked, "Only you?"
"Brother Fang was transferred back to the outer sect after Master passed away."
"A cup of tea." After Bai Yuehua finished speaking, she turned and walked out of the stone room.
Zhang Zhou washed up quickly, his hair was simply tied into a ponytail, and he went out to the yard in the time it takes to make a cup of tea.Seeing Bai Yuehua standing in the yard with his back to him, holding a wooden sword in his hand, the overgrown weeds in the yard had been leveled up against the ground due to negligence, and the scattered broken grass was attached to the ground. A thin layer of frosting.I also want to know what Bai Yuehua did after he came out.
"Senior Brother Wu is a sword cultivator." Bai Yuehua turned to face him, holding the wooden sword in his usual cold tone.
Zhang Zhou noticed that he was wearing a pair of gorgeous white gloves embroidered with gold thread and beads than yesterday, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.He knew that Bai Yuehua was lonely and obsessed with cleanliness, but this was too particular, right?Just a pair of gloves has to be so jeweled.
"Attention!"
Bai Yuehua's clear voice pulled Zhang Zhou back from his distraction.He raised his hand and waved, and a deep ditch appeared on the ground ten steps away.
"See clearly?"
Zhang Zhou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and hurriedly replied: "I see clearly."
Bai Yuehua threw the wooden sword to him and said, "Three thousand, per day."
"Uncle Bai..." Zhang Zhou's face drooped when he heard the number. "The disciple still needs to go to the Gongshan Hall to receive the mission. Can I get a discount? I'm afraid I don't have enough time!" He couldn't stay on Zhuoran Peak all day, and if he didn't do the mission, he would have no merit to exchange for supplies.Not to mention auxiliary pills, even Bigu pills are not enough.The monthly case has already been deducted a lot before it arrives.
"[-]." Seeing that he dared to bargain, Bai Yuehua tripled the amount and laid a formation around him.
Zhang Zhou was stunned.Sure enough, it's better to teach other people's apprentices?Come however you want.Still paint the ground as a prison!
"Sword repair doesn't require external force. After practicing enough magic circles, it will be untied by itself." Bai Yuehua said coldly, turning into six purple snow crystals and flying away, leaving only Zhang Zhou standing alone in the magic circle.
After wailing, Zhang Zhou had no choice but to lift the wooden sword and swing it as Bai Yuehua taught him just now.I don't know what kind of tree the wooden sword is made of, it's as heavy as pig iron, and Zhang Zhou panted like a cow after swinging it a few times.Ten thousand times!He wants to cry but has no tears. If he had known earlier, he would not have bargained.
In the middle of the night, Zhang Zhou felt that his arm was about to be broken, so he untied the magic circle.Although he won't be hungry after taking the Bigu Pill, it's the first time he has wasted his energy so cleanly, and he can clearly feel the emptiness inside his internal organs.How can Bigu Dan make people not feel hungry?
He lay on the ground and wandered for a while before crawling back to the stone room.Not caring about washing and changing clothes, he fell headlong on the bed and fell asleep.
In the morning Zhang Zhou was woken up by the cold again. Seeing that there was no one in the house, he rolled out of bed, grabbed the wooden sword and ran into the yard.
"Uncle Bai!" He saw the people in the yard bowing and saluting.
Bai Yuehua still looked at him blankly and coldly, took out a jade slip and threw it over.Zhang Zhou's arm didn't work, and he couldn't connect it with great effort, causing the jade slip to fall to the ground.He bent down embarrassedly and picked up the jade slip.
"Remember the formula, luck."
Zhang Zhou sat down cross-legged obediently, put the wooden sword across his lap, and then stuck the jade slip on his forehead.In an instant, a mental formula rushed into his mind and imprinted in his consciousness. "The Method of Attracting the Mind", a mental method that stimulates the operation of the aura, guides the attribute functions that stimulate the aura, such as healing the body.During the cycle of repeated entrainment and consumption, the meridians are widened to achieve the effect of quenching the meridians.
He settled down to feel his dantian in detail, gradually showing the appearance of his inner dantian in his consciousness.In the dantian, the auras of the three colors of gold, blue and green are immersed in clusters.He mobilized the blue water aura to spin according to the formula.Gold generates water, water generates wood, and the water aura rotates, and soon the golden gold aura and the green wood aura are rolled up on both sides. The three attribute auras are closely connected, twisted into thin strands, and rotated from the dantian to the meridians.
Zhang Zhou felt that the place where the spiritual energy passed was sore, swollen and slightly painful.The spiritual energy was consumed while flushing the meridians, so he had to guide new spiritual energy into the body at the same time.
After stumbling and running for a long time, Zhang Zhou felt that his arm was back.When he opened his eyes with a happy face, he found that there was another formation around him.
"Practice swords during the day and practice kung fu at night. I'll check and accept them in five days." Seeing him wake up from samadhi, Bai Yuehua left without saying a word.
Zhang Zhou plucked his hair for a while, then stood up depressed and swung his sword.This Bai Yuehua deserves to be a boss, and regardless of whether he can stand it or not, he directly opened the devil training mode for him forcefully!You have to practice twelve hours a day!
Fortunately, after he swung three thousand times this time, the formation was untied.
Sure enough, Bai Yuehua set foot on Zhuoran Peak again in the early morning of the fifth day.This time Lan Xiyu also followed.
After Bai Yuehua accepted the results of the past few days, Lan Xiyu taught Zhang Zhou some elementary spells, including practical spells such as cleansing, dust removal, and heart-clearing spells.Probably to let him save time for cultivation.Zhang Zhou guessed.This time there was no excuse to even take a shower.
"If you want to use it as you like, you need to practice more." After Professor Lan Xiyu finished, he took out a storage bag embroidered with feather patterns. "As for commonly used items, you don't have to worry about shortages. Just ask me for anything you need." She grabbed Zhang Zhou's hand, condensed her fingertips and made a gash on Zhang Zhou's thumb, and took blood to drip on the storage bag. Then put the bag in Zhang Zhou's hand.
Zhang Zhou took the storage bag, a warm current swept over his heart, and his eyes couldn't help but turn red. "Thank you! Thank you uncle!" How could you not be moved by the beauty's concern?He roughly sensed it in the storage bag, and there were daily necessities such as spirit stones, bigu pills, healing medicines, and replacement clothes, as well as some talismans and consumable instruments for emergencies.Finally out of poverty and embarrassment life!Beautiful uncle!You are really closer than your own mother and redder than the sun!
Seeing Zhang Zhou moved to tears, Lan Xiyu giggled like a silver bell.
Beauty smiles even more beautiful!Zhang Zhou thought with tears streaming down his face.
"This is mainly prepared by your little uncle, I just prepared this universe bag." Lan Xiyu laughed.
Huh?Was it given by the boss?It doesn't matter, the bag is prepared by the beauties!
"Look how touched this child is." Lan Xiyu saw him crying non-stop, took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears carefully. "Have you suffered a lot? It's okay. Whoever bullies you in the future, hit you if you can beat him, and run away if you can't beat him. Come back and find your little uncle, and he will definitely vent your anger on you."
The author has something to say:
A certain boat: I'm so hungry!very hungry!
Author: Even if you still have self-knowledge.
A certain boat: ...I'm talking about being hungry...
Author: Have you heard the story about Little Rice wanting to eat?
A certain boat: ... I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!
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