You want to run away after flirting with the male protagonist?

The moon is half bright and the night is thick.

A ball of light blue light swayed across the night sky.

Suddenly, a flash of golden light struck, and the two balls of light collided with each other, making a loud bang.

The divine light broke, and the two figures came out of the way.

The winner was decided in a short time, and the old man with a red nose and smell of alcohol fell to the woodland.The middle-aged man who won, with his sleeves filled with wind and immortality, slowly descended and stood five steps in front of the old Taoist.

"Oh hello! The old man fell to his death! Uh!" The red-nosed old man was lying on the ground belching and belching.

"Brother Congqing, if you focused on your cultivation, you would have already changed from old to young, so why are you selling your old here?" The middle-aged man twirled a lock of green beard under his chin, slowly revealing the red-nosed old-fashioned disguise.

"Uh! I just like the way it is now...you bite me! Uh!"

The middle-aged man shook his head, not to mess with him, and said directly: "A few days ago, the disciples of the sect bumped into brother Congqing, and it was because of my lack of teaching. My sect leader hereby apologizes to my brother, and asks him to return the magic weapon of our sect. It's useless for me to keep this thing."

"Who, who, who, uh! Say I don't need it! Old man, I'm going to set up a mountain to recruit apprentices, uh!" The old man put on a rogue look, took out a wine gourd and took a few sips, belching clear.

The middle-aged man was not angry, he was not surprised by this old man's behavior, and calmly took out a small jar of wine from the Qiankun Ring.The veteran on the ground immediately twitched his nose and got up from the ground.

"Immortal Drunk! Uh! Give it to me, give it to me!"

"This altar of gods is drunk as an apology, my brother also knows how to do it?"

"Hahahaha!" The old Taoist waved his sleeves, and a shiny black ruler and a large ball of tattered clothes fell out of the holed cuffs, which immediately turned into blue light balls and rushed towards the wine jar, flying into the sky in the blink of an eye. , fleeing away.

The middle-aged man hooked his hand, and the ruler on the grass quickly flew into his hand.

"Oh! I fell to my death!" The tattered clothes that fell out along with the ruler moved and unfolded. It turned out to be a child. "It's so bad to throw a child around..."

The little boy stood up cursingly, and when he saw that the person in front of him was wrong, he immediately fell silent.

The boy was dressed in tattered clothes, with ragged sleeves and short trousers, exposing a large part of his limbs, and his bare feet were dirty.With an unkempt face, only a pair of star-like eyes are clear and translucent.

"What's the name of the little baby? Why did it fall into the hands of a mad Taoist?" The middle-aged man asked after looking at it.

"The kid's name is Zhang Zhou, the bow is Zhang, Zhou Chuan is eight years old, and he is a beggar in Yizhou City. A few days ago, the old man with a red nose suddenly ran out and took a ruler to measure the small one. He said it was a small one." I am amazed by his bones, and I want the little one to worship him as a teacher." Although the little boy called himself a beggar, he was neither humble nor overbearing in his answers, and his words were fluent.

It seems that what Cong Qing said earlier about recruiting disciples is true, but nothing is important just for a jar of wine.The middle-aged man pinches his brows, this little boy is a problem.Thinking about how to end this.

"Then you have worshiped him?"

"That old man is crazy, no matter if the young one is willing or not, he will be taken away, how dare the young one worship him as a teacher."

The middle-aged man was not surprised by that ambiguous behavior style, and he roughly guessed how he threatened and lured the boy.Since Xiaotong hasn't been apprenticed to a teacher yet, it's better to deal with it like this.An idea came to him, and he had a calculation in his heart.

With a throw of his hand, the ruler in his hand glowed white and flew to the top of the boy's head. After one rotation, the ruler's body glowed in three sections, golden, blue and green.The blue segment is longer than the other two colors.

"En!" The middle-aged man nodded in satisfaction, twirled his green beard, retracted the ruler and asked, "I am Zhenjun Xiaoxuan, the head of the Nine Heavens Sect, would you like to worship under my Nine Heavens Sect?"

The little boy's eyes showed surprise, he was stunned for a long time before he knelt down and prostrated, "But it's up to the real king to make the decision."

Xiao Xuan nodded in satisfaction again, pinched his fingers and used the Dao Cleansing Art to clean the little boy.Seeing the clean little doll revealing fair skin and delicate facial features, he felt a little more satisfied.Then he threw a pair of Yugui out of thin air, and saw that the palm-length Yugui immediately enlarged like a small boat and hung in the air on the ground.When the little boy was stunned again, Xiao Xuan shot out a blue silk ribbon from his sleeve and wrapped it around his waist. He grabbed one end of the ribbon and lifted it, leading him to jump onto Yugui and soar into the sky.

Zhang Zhou crawled on Yugui with all four feet on the ground, watching the ground scenery under his feet speeding across the night, his body trembling uncontrollably.He found himself afraid of heights.

Xiao Xuan didn't care about the little boy's awkward posture, and there were not a few dolls who panicked for the first time flying in the sky like this.Originally with only one baby, he could put it in Qiankun's sleeve like Cong Qing and then go back, instead of choosing this much slower imperial weapon to fly.

Just thinking that the baby was tainted with the smell of wine before cleaning, Xiao Xuan couldn't put him in his sleeves and carry him close to him no matter what.

When Zhang Zhou woke up drooling and lying on the Yugui, it was already bright, and he didn't know what time it was.He wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, sat up straight cross-legged, and rubbed his eyes again.

"It's almost here, I'm going to speed up. You sit still."

Xiao Xuan's voice sounded above his head.Before he could respond, Yugui rushed forward suddenly.

"Mummy!"

Zhang Zhou's scream pierced the sky, and he jumped to Xiao Xuan's feet in fright, and hugged his leg tightly with his eyes closed.

Feeling that the voice had not dissipated, Yugui had stopped, Zhang Zhou opened his eyes tremblingly, and found himself at the entrance of a hall.

"Congratulations, Sect Master."

Two men in white robes with blue background and white patterns standing on both sides of the entrance of the main hall bowed to Xiao Xuan.

"En! Get up!" Xiao Xuan took Yugui away, then raised his hand, grabbed the ribbon and threw Zhang Zhou to the man on the left, and ordered: "Zhong Ming, take this baby to freshen up."

"The disciple takes orders." The young man named Zhong Ming took Zhang Zhou's hand, drew out a flying sword and flew him down the mountain.

After Zhang Zhou was tidied up and his stomach was filled, he was taken to the gate of the hall where he landed earlier.Xiao Xuan looked at the doll who had changed into a boy's clothes and had two buns combed. It looked like it was made of powder and jade, and it was a bit more immortal than before.

Seemingly very satisfied with Zhang Zhou's appearance, Xiao Xuan repeatedly praised him.After speaking, he stepped forward and grabbed his collar like a kitten, and flew for about a quarter of an hour to a snow-covered mountain peak.

There is a palace in the white snow, with the words "Yuhan Temple" hanging on the gate, black tiles and cornices, simple and solemn.The black tile ridges are covered with ice and snow, black and white are distinct, and the whole building looks cold and tough.The surrounding cedars are straight and towering, adding a bit of aura to the mountain.

Zhang Zhou followed Xiao Xuan and landed on the snow in the cold air, looking at this desolate scenery, he couldn't help shivering.Xiao Xuan pressed his collar-loose hand on his back, and then he felt a warm current from that palm, wrapping his whole body.

"Whether you can be a teacher or not depends on your good fortune." Xiao Xuan swaggered into the hall after making a point.

Zhang Zhou threw off his two short legs and hurriedly followed him.

After crossing several thresholds, they came to a side hall, where two people sat and stood in the hall.Zhang Zhou's eyes were attracted by the sitting man at a glance. He looked like he was in his 20s. He was dressed in a luxurious dark purple collared gown with a double-breasted snow silk gauze dress with pearls shining on it. His stern face was like ice jade. Carved, half covered with black hair and wearing a white jade crown.Although the cold air is pressing, it can't hide the gorgeous beauty.

"Yuehua! I found a doll to be your apprentice." Xiao Xuan pushed Zhang Zhou to him after entering the room, and said to the sitting person. "The three spiritual roots of gold, water and wood, the water spirit root is quite good, and it matches the attributes of your body."

The man on the seat looked up at Xiao Xuan, and said coldly and concisely, "I refuse!"

"Hey~! It's hard for me to choose such a doll that I like inside and out. It's good to accept it as a nominal disciple! You, Yulan Peak, have many handymen to tidy up, so you don't have to worry about it?" Xiao Xuan He softened his voice and continued to persuade.

"unnecessary!"

"Bai Yuehua! You don't know how to appreciate the kindness of the sect master brother!" The man in Tsing Yi who was standing by the side couldn't stand it any longer, and suddenly shouted.

"Sword competition, I will accompany you. For the rest, please return."

"Bai Yuehua! You think I dare not!"

"Hey! It's done! It's done! If you have something to say, talk about it!" Xiao Xuan saw that the two men were about to draw swords, and immediately turned off the fire.

"Senior brother, it's not that I care about it. You see, he has become more and more defiant over the years!" The man in Tsing Yi was indignant.

Xiao Xuan raised his hand to comfort him, beckoning him to be quiet first, then turned his head to the ice sculpture and said: "Yue Hua, Zhuo Pu is also for your own good. Since Elder Ming Zhao passed away three years ago, you have been nesting here all day long. In Xuefeng, there will inevitably be rumors against you from the outside world. If you don’t want to move around, senior brother won’t force you, and there will always be times when you need someone who can run errands for you.”

"People take it away, I leave the peak."

Xiao Xuan and Wu Zhuopu looked at me and I looked at you, they accepted Bai Yuehua's compromise.The two knew that if they continued talking, he would turn his back on him.

But what about this little boy?Xiao Xuan's eyes fell on Zhang Zhou again.

"That's all! This boy is under the name of my Zhuoran Peak, and I will be disciplined for Junior Brother Bai. In the future, Junior Brother Bai will need someone to send a letter to my Zhuoran Peak." Wu Zhuopu understood the resentful eyes of his senior brother, picked up the boy and ran Go back to your own mountain.

Zhang Zhou sat cross-legged in the cave he had just been assigned to, and stroked the loose soft hair on his forehead, worrying about pulling out his forehead.

After Wu Zhuopu asked his name, he pointed to a cave at random, threw him a storage bag, and told him to practice hard without asking whether he could read or not.He ran to retreat by himself.

This Zhuoran Peak is as cold and cold as Yulan Peak, the difference is that there is also a handyman disciple here, at least he has a little bit of popularity.Although Zhang Zhou called Wu Zhuopu "Master", he knew that the nominal disciple was not much higher than the servant disciple, so he politely called Wu Zhuopu "Senior Brother".Anyway, in the future life will have to rely on each other.

What worries him is that seeing Bai Yuehua today made him sure of one thing.

In the blink of an eye, it has been dead for eight years.When he got on the plane and saw the empty cabin, he should have turned around and got off the plane.With so many flags set up before boarding the plane, he should have thought, good-looking and useless, he must be the male supporting role!Could it be that the second generation of that dead fat entrepreneur is the male lead?No!The point is not this.The point is that with so many flags set up, why did he happily fantasize about chartering a flight?

Who the hell still flies economy class on a chartered flight?The seat is so narrow that you can't stretch your legs straight.

That trip was a proper flight of death!Too bloody!Shortly after the plane took off, there was a live broadcast sound from the open radio in the cockpit.The stewardess was out of breath. He heard the live broadcast for the first time, and his hands were covered with nosebleeds.After the sex was over, he heard a few men quarreling. Although he couldn't understand the chirping birdsong, he could guess that it was jealousy.As a result, there was a loud noise of "Bang!"The stewardesses outside the cab were so frightened that they hurried to knock on the door, and a few passengers also joined the team to knock on the door.

But the inside was not affected at all, followed by "bang bang bang!" several times, Zhang Zhou guessed that someone had shot.The plane began to shake violently.In an instant, the stewardesses gave up knocking on the door, shouted and scattered their umbrella bags, and the cabin was in chaos.But there is no chance of skydiving, because the plane will blow up soon!

The author has something to say:

Zhou: Pfft, what about my figurine pillow collector's edition and game account? (squeeze your eyes for a hint)

Author: burn it to you.

A certain boat: Keep QAQ and wait for me to come back...

Author: Have you ever seen a salted fish turn over?

A certain boat: Didn’t you say that my bones are surprised?Come back soon! (Full of confidence)

Author: Silly porridge, that is lying to you.

A boat: QAQ