After the evil god was mistaken for a weak cannon fodder [Unlimited]

The vegetable people in this world, in order to taste better, the giants will do whatever it takes to make the mini-figures fat and fat, resulting in most of the mini-figures being ugly and drooling.

The only function is to appear at the dinner table.

And Jane Sleepless on the dinner plate is very beautiful, all the giants have never seen such a beautiful person, coupled with his small figure, making him like an exquisite little doll.

Moreover, his skin is very fair and tender, without any excess fat, and his limbs are slender. Even if he eats it, the taste must be very good.

After a while, several tall giants crowded in front of the small stall selling Jane Bumian.

The giants asked one after another: "How much is this vegetable man?"

The giant who sold Jane Sleepless chuckled a few times, and said to the stall owner: "There is no fixed price, you bid for the auction by yourself."

He believed that this beautiful and delicate dish man would be able to sell for a good price.

The giants were silent, lamenting in their hearts that this merchant was too stupid.

"Eight hundred gold coins." A giantess dressed like a lady spoke first.Her eyes stayed on Jian Bumian all the time, she felt that this dish has such good skin, it must be a great supplement for beauty.

"One thousand gold coins."

"One thousand five!"

"Two thousand gold coins."

As expected, many giants fell in love with Jian Bumian, and surrounded the place where he was.

Suddenly, a thick and heavy male voice sounded.

"Thirty thousand gold coins."

Everyone was in an uproar,——[-] gold coins, what is this concept?Enough to buy a tiny house downtown!No one would pay such a high price to buy a weak and incompetent cook.

Unless it is the adult with countless wealth, no one can afford a higher price than this.

They turned their heads and looked curiously at the source of the sound.

What they saw was not an elegant nobleman, but a middle-aged man dressed as a servant. The middle-aged man took off his hat and bowed slightly to everyone.

"I didn't pay the money, but my owner asked me to help buy him."

The giants sighed softly, a little regretful, thinking what kind of nobleman would be who could afford this money.

They discussed for a while, then left one after another, continuing to search for their new prey in the night market.

The giant who sold Jane Sleepless was so frightened by the sudden high price that he could be described as flattered.

His legs were weak, and he almost knelt down to this mysterious nobleman's servant, his voice trembling:

"Thank you, thank you for your gift, I will pack this dish for you right away..."

He used to sell lettuce human flesh, and one day he accidentally found such a beautiful lettuce human flesh, so he wanted to sell him directly without killing him, but he didn't expect to be able to sell it at such a good price.

He took out a cardboard box, carefully lifted Jane Bumian's collar, put it in the box, and said with a coquettish smile: "This vegetable man has delicate skin and tender meat, you can eat while playing..."

He hadn't finished speaking when a gunshot rang out, and a big smoking hole appeared on his forehead in astonishment.

His eyes were wide open, his face was distorted, showing anger, but he never had a chance to reason with the other party. He fell straight backwards, and his brains flowed out of the small hole in his forehead.

The servant put away his pistol, took off his hat, and bowed again.

"The owner ordered me to kill the person who sold this vegetable."

"However, the Patriarch will not deceive you."

The servant took out a bank card with a huge deposit, and threw it on the dead giant's corpse.

"The password is eight eight."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the cardboard box containing Jane Sleepless, and walked out of the night market.

Jane Bumian stayed in the cardboard box, covering her ears, completely unaware of what happened.

After he realized that there was not so much noise around him, he let go of his hands covering his ears, and lay his hands on the edge of the cardboard box, showing half of his head, and looked around curiously.

In addition to seeing the merchant selling barbecue people, he also saw more vendors selling vegetables.

They make minifigures into all kinds of delicacies.

Jane Bumian saw a giant vendor who threw many decapitated and deboned villains into the juicer to make a puree, then put them in plastic cups like milk tea, and sold them to the giant children who came.

Otherwise, wash and remove the internal organs of the dish people who look the same as humans, and then place them on the chopping board, chop them into strips with a kitchen knife, grab a handful and throw them into the oil pan for deep frying. Small snacks that can be eaten while shopping.

Jane Bumian also saw a replica of the octopus balls in the real world - small balls with human heads.

The giant fished out many cut heads from the oil drum, put them in the mold one by one, fried them until golden brown, and then put them in scallop moss, salad dressing, and sesame seeds.

Jane Bumian: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were horrified.

【Ah, how could they do it? !This is a human being who looks exactly like them! 】

【The audience upstairs, don’t judge them by our moral standards. There are no carnivorous animals in their world. In their eyes, miniatures are animals that can be eaten. 】

[The san value is crazy. 】

[Actually, don't say it, they look delicious. I want to eat the deep-fried human head balls. They will be crunchy and burst with brains every bite. 】

[Only I am curious about what kind of person bought Mianmian, it can't be Mianmian's mysterious boyfriend, right? 】

***

Unknowingly, the servant took Jane Bumian out of this underground night market.

Jane Bumian saw the appearance of the city in this copy.

——This is a future world with highly advanced technology.

Countless tall buildings tower into the clouds, flying spaceships are flying high in the sky, and there are holographic projection advertisements everywhere, which is a bit like cyberpunk.

It's a pity that no matter how advanced the technology here is, it has nothing to do with the vegetables who are like animals.

The servant took Jane Sleepless and got into a suspended vehicle.

The suspension vehicle starts automatically and leaves the ground.

In the blink of an eye, the hover car arrived at its destination.

Jian Bumian poked her head out quietly, and saw the place where the so-called Patriarch lived.

It was a very luxurious manor, full of various villas and gardens in the manor, comparable to a small exquisite town.

The manor is located in the suburbs far away from the urban area, and does not live with those noisy ordinary giants. At first glance, the owner of this manor is worth a lot of money.

On both sides of the gate of the manor, there was a taller and stronger giant standing at each station. They all carried weapons, and when they saw the hover car entering, they all bowed to show their goodwill.

Jane didn't sleep in the cardboard box, and heard the driver of the suspension car asking the guard, "Is the owner in this manor now?"

The guard nodded: "Yes, the Patriarch is in a good mood these days, so he wants to come here for a few days for vacation."

Jane Sleepless: "??"

This patriarch NPC actually has more than one territory?

How rich is that.

The suspension car drove into the manor and stopped in front of the largest villa in the manor.

All the decoration of this manor imitates the Western Roman style. Elegantly cut flowers and fountains can be seen everywhere. Every few steps, you can see lifelike sculptures of gods standing.

It's like being in a fairy tale world.

Jian Bumian thought, if it weren't for the fact that everyone here can eat people, the setting of villains and giants does look like a fairy tale.

The servant took out the box containing Jane Sleepless, handed it to the maid who was waiting at the door, and said, "I've found the owner's vegetable man. The owner probably wants to eat it? Take it to the back kitchen."

At the beginning, the head of the family asked him to find a good-looking vegetable. If the vegetable was a young male with black hair and fair skin, he had a pair of amber eyes.

The moment the servant saw Jane Sleepless in the busy city, he knew that this must be the main cook of the family.

After all, there is no one more beautiful than this famous dish.

The maid took Jane Sleepless and walked to the back kitchen of the villa.

When Jian Bumian heard the word "vegetable person", she felt a subtle feeling in her heart.

No way, no way, he will be made to eat as soon as he comes up?

The audience suddenly became tense.

[The start is death, no wonder the system says to wait for Mianmian to live for 12 hours before assigning tasks. 】

[Sucking and sucking, I want to eat Mianmian, Mianmian must be delicious, I can already imagine what kind of taste it is, it must be smooth and tender. 】

【Don't, I'm still waiting for Mianmian to be eaten by another way of eating. 】

[Are you sure this servant and maid are not committing suicide on their own initiative? What if the owner is someone who wants to live. 】

Jane Bumian was brought to the kitchen by the kitchen maid.

Vegetable people are the only meat in this world, so no matter common people or nobles, the most food reserves in the kitchen are vegetable people.

At the door of the kitchen facing the air vent, Jian Bumian saw many small vegetable people hanging there. Looking carefully, they were all dehydrated and shriveled vegetable people, like strips of bacon, hanging there to dry.

Not to mention the inside of the kitchen, as soon as Jane Bumian was brought in, she could smell a familiar and disgusting smell of human oil, and the chef's chopping board was covered with human limbs, large and small.

When Jane Bumian was wondering what kind of food he would be made into, he was thrown into a porcelain white plate, and the cold water flowed down immediately.

His clothes were all soaked, his whole body was covered with drops of water for a while, and the dust that was contaminated along the way was also washed clean, and his wet skin was translucent.

A thin piece of clothing was thrown in front of him, clearly wanting him to put it on himself.

Jian Bumian picked up the dress and found that the texture of the dress was very strange. When he touched it hard, the touched fabric would turn into a sticky liquid.

He tasted it in his mouth and found it was icing sugar.

This veil-like robe is made of edible icing.

But this is not surprising, vegetable people are originally used to be eaten, and generally do not wear clothes, even if they wear clothes, they are also edible fabrics that can increase edible properties.

Just like human beings will wrap the meat with a layer of vegetable leaves before eating it.

Jane Bumian found a hidden place and put on this edible clothing for herself.

After he put on this dress, his body was covered in icing sugar, exuding an attractive sweet smell, coupled with his beautiful appearance, made him look like a fairy tale character who came out of a candy house.

Seeing that he had changed his clothes, the giant cook muttered, "This dish is quite smart..."

As she spoke, she brought Jane Bumian up again.

Just when Jane Bumian thought she was going to remove his head and guts, the cook threw him to another plate.

"Whoa-"

What Jian Bumian touched this time was no longer the cold porcelain surface, but a sticky unknown liquid.

There was a lot of viscous liquid, which made him fall continuously. He had to step on a hard object to stabilize his heels.

He could clearly see the appearance of these unknown liquids.

White and sticky.

...it's salad dressing!

The boy who was only wrapped in a layer of icing gauze, easily disappeared.

He was thrown into a plate of slime. His overly fair skin had an indescribable sense of harmony with the white slime.

At the same time, Jane Bumian found that the things she stepped on were some fruits cut into pieces.

...Is this a vegetable salad? ?

The giant cook's soliloquy confirmed Jane Bumian's thoughts.

"Such a beautiful dish can only be used as a salad and eaten raw."

Because there is only one kind of edible meat in this world, vegetable people, many seasonings have been invented to match this ingredient.

But the cook feels that no matter what kind of dishes are made, it will cover up the deliciousness of the cook, and no matter how good the seasoning is, it will pollute the taste of the cook.

The only way to match it is to eat it raw, so that you can taste the deliciousness of this famous dish.

But the cook was afraid that the owner would find it too monotonous, so after thinking about it, she decided to add a little more salad dressing.

If the owner does not like to eat the salad dressing that goes with the dishes, just tear off the layer of human skin that is stained with the salad dressing.

"Puff—"

Before Jian Bumian could react, the cook who picked up the salad jar scooped up a thick spoonful of salad dressing and covered his head.

Jane Sleepless completely turned into a snowman drowned in salad dressing.

Because the salad dressing was so moist, he could feel his icing clothes melting away.

He is now soaked in white mucus with no clothes on.

Jane Bumian's cheeks were flushed, and she curled up in the salad dressing embarrassedly, only showing half of her head to breathe.

The cook ignored Jane Bumian's small gestures. Seeing that the preparation was almost done, she picked up the plate and told the maid to carry it to the owner's room.

The structure of the villa is very large, not to mention for a miniature person like Jane Bumian who has become much smaller.

All the way down, Jane Bumian, who was curled up in the plate, felt dizzy.

Finally, he felt himself being placed on the table and heard the deafening voice of the maid.

"Your Majesty, this is the dish you want."

The next moment, Jane Bumian heard an extremely familiar voice.

"Just put it here."

After the maid left, Jian Bumian poked his head out. Sure enough, he saw the familiar face, and subconsciously murmured the other's name: "Talos?"

The man was wearing a black cloak, his silver hair was tied up, and his handsome appearance was extremely handsome. Compared with the bloated giant that Jane Bumian looked at all the way, he looked very out of place.

But the man was still many times bigger, even taller than other giants. If calculated by human height, he was at least ten meters tall.

If Talos didn't take the initiative to lower his head, Jane Sleepless would have to raise his head vigorously to see his perfectly curved jaw.

Talos seemed to have known that Jane Bumian would become so small, with a flat face, he raised his hand, trying to take Jane Bumian out of the sticky liquid.

Jane Sleepless is flustered, you know, he is completely naked now, and his body can only be covered by soaking in salad dressing.

He shrank his whole body into the salad dressing, not letting the man catch him out, only his soft black curls were exposed in the white viscous liquid.

Talos saw Jane's sleeplessness, frowned, and asked tentatively, "Are you not wearing any clothes now?"

Jane Bumian poked her head out and muttered, "Yes..."

Gululu white bubbles came out of the salad dressing.

Talos: "But soaking it in salad dressing for so long will be bad for the skin, so it needs to come out quickly."

Jane Bumian: "..."

But he didn't want to be caught by Talos without wearing anything.

And now he has become so small again, without the slightest resistance, if Talos accidentally touches some sensitive place on him, he can't even struggle.

...This is really shameful. Shameful.

Talos did not continue to embarrass Jane Sleepless, he picked up the salad plate where Jane Sleepless was, and walked into the bathroom.

He filled a water glass with warm water, put it next to Jane Bumian, and said: "The warm water is in the water glass next to you, and the clothes are also placed next to you. You wash your body, put on your clothes, and then go out. Don't worry, I won't look at it." your."

He knew that Jane Bumian was very shy. If he deliberately bullied the other party under such circumstances, Jane Bumian would definitely be angry and would ignore him for a long time.

Jane Bumian waited until Talos left before carefully getting out of the salad dressing plate.

Almost his whole body was covered in salad dressing, and even his hair was covered in this white slime.

The whole person looks like a snow-white plush little rabbit cub.

He glanced at the mouthwash cup next to him that was as tall as him, stepped on the soap, slowly got into the cup, and soaked in clean warm water.

It took Jane Sleepless almost half an hour to wash off the salad dressing all over her body, revealing her white and soft skin again.

He tore off a small piece of rolled paper, wiped himself clean, and put on the clothes Talos had prepared for him.

Clothes are normal men's pajamas instead of weird women's and icing clothes.

He sat on the edge of the sink, trying to dry his wet hair with another clean roll.

Common daily necessities such as roll paper, hand sanitizer, water cups, etc., are magnified countless times for Jane Bumian in this dungeon, and they can be inexhaustible.

He thought he had used up a roll of paper towels to wipe himself, but when he looked back, he only used two paper towels.

"call……"

After taking a shower and getting dressed, he stood up and moved his body.

Suddenly, he heard the sound of the system.

[Congratulations to player Jane, who has survived twelve hours in this dungeon. 】

[Dungeon missions and system raid missions are now issued. 】

[Dungeon mission: Reverse the status of miniatures and giants. 】

As soon as the content of this mission appeared, the live broadcast room instantly boiled.

【ah?Are you sure this system is no longer joking!The current miniatures are called vegetable people, they exist just like food, how could they rise up and resist? 】

[The giant can crush the minifigure with one foot, not to mention the giant in this dungeon has advanced technology.How can this system task be completed...]

[If the status of mini-men and giants were reversed, mini-men would become intelligent, small, delicate people, and giants would be large and useless mega-animals?It looks very exciting. 】

Jian Bumian didn't respond much, he continued to ask: "What about system tasks?"

[This copy task is very simple. 】

[Marry your strategy target. 】

Jane Sleepless: "...are you getting married in this instance?"

【right. 】

"..." Jian Bumian used her nose to figure out that in this dungeon, it is impossible for vegetable people and ordinary people to get married, and even if they do, they will not be recognized by the world.

Jane's sleepless and a little bit of a headache.

However, compared to the task of sleeping with the target in the previous dungeon, the task of this dungeon is much purer.

Jane Bumian would rather complete the task of getting married.

Unknowingly, Talos, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, entered the bathroom.

Talos: "Are you dressed?"

The boy had just taken a shower, and his body was covered with water vapor. His undried hair fell down wetly and stuck to his white forehead.

He sat on the edge of the sink and nodded.

Talos lifted Jane Sleepless and put her on his shoulders.

Jane Bumian's angle of view this time is no longer only able to see people's calves.

Not only could he have a panoramic view of the bedroom, but he could also see the man's thick silver eyelashes and handsome facial features.

He leaned against Talos' neck, holding a strand of long silver hair with one hand.The touch of wrapping the cool strands of hair in his hands was wonderful, and he couldn't help pulling a few more strands of the other's hair.

Talos let Jane Bumian pull his hair to play.

He kept Jane Bumian on his shoulders, and he sat back at his desk to deal with today's official duties.

The role played by Talos in this copy is the monarch of this country, with countless rights and wealth.

But Talos was not interested in this, and his attention was still on his little lover.

He could clearly feel the boy moving back and forth on his shoulders, especially those two balls of soft flesh, rubbing against his skin all the time, like two balls of soft cotton candy.

But his little lover has really become too young, he can't bully him, it would be bad if he played badly.

Talos warned himself countless times.

After a while, Talos heard Jane's sleepless soft voice ringing in his ears:

After Jian Bumian became smaller, the words she spoke fell into his ears and became much softer, like the babbling of a milk cat.

"Talos, do you know...is there any living vegetable people here?"

Talos: "Yes, do you want me to take you there?"

"it is good."

Talos stood up, took Jane Sleepless, and left the bedroom.

The guards stationed on both sides of the door of the bedroom saw that Xiaocairen, who was supposed to be eaten, had a clean body, soft hair, and neat clothes. He didn't look like he had been severely bullied.

What made them feel even more absurd was that Xiao Cairen actually sat on His Majesty's shoulders and pulled His Majesty's hair in a very rude manner? !

But from His Majesty's handsome face, they couldn't see the slightest anger, and they even saw a bit of willingness to give.

The guards were so shocked that they couldn't speak, they didn't dare to ask, they didn't dare to speak.

Talos took Jian Bumian directly to the back kitchen, and along the way, many servants bowed and knelt to Talos, and at the same time were shocked by Jane Bumian's survival.

Talos was too lazy to give these NPCs a look, and came to a small corner in the back kitchen.

There is a wooden door in the small corner, which is the entrance to the basement of the back kitchen.

"There are many live vegetables that are going to be used as ingredients imprisoned here." Talos said quietly without changing his expression.

"and many more."

Jane Sleepless stopped Talos in his tracks.

On both sides of the basement entrance, there are two wine cans on each side.

The wine tank is full of white liquid.

But Jian Bumian took a closer look and found that those were not white liquid, but many densely packed millet grains. The millet grains were packed tightly in the transparent wine tank. From a distance, it was easy to be mistaken for liquid.

Jian Bumian frowned, and looked at these millet grains carefully.

After a long time, Jian Bumian finally discovered that these millet grains are human beings.

They have boyfriends and women, old and young, hands and feet, with different facial features.

They were even alive, just being stuffed into wine jars like this, squeezed together with the same kind of prostitutes, their bodies were squeezed out of shape, and their faces were pressed tightly against the glass.

Rather than using rice grains to describe them, they are more like wriggling little white cockroach eggs.

Their dark eyes moved with Talos' movement, and their mouths were opened wide, screaming in unison.

Although they were only the size of a grain of rice, they were so numerous that when their mournful cries sounded together, they sounded like low-pitched wind passing through the corner of the kitchen.

The author has something to say:

Some settings of this dungeon have been modified: the height of the minifigure is only 15cm, and the smallest can be infinitely small, such as the size of a cockroach egg x