Accidentally beat the whole star

[Eden Diary 39:

Some time ago, I caught so many fish that my brothers unlocked a hundred ways to kill fish.

But today's fish died extremely tragically, because it was the eldest brother who took the initiative to ask Ying to cook.So the fish experienced warm water baths, oil pan scraping, and onion, ginger, and garlic saunas before they died... After several failures, the eldest brother decided to roast them directly with fire.

As for the dark fish grilled by the eldest brother, the second brother politely escaped, and the third brother who was caught chewed hard for a while before giving a difficult evaluation: the fish is very ripe on the outside, but it tastes very young on the inside.

The eldest brother smiled and gave the rest to the third brother.

Ah, everyone is very happy today, except Yu and Sange. 】

Phobos is responsible for the establishment of the empire, and the four brothers are responsible for lying, playing and...

"Come on, second brother, let's practice." The eldest brother hooked the second brother's neck, took him to the yard and built a barrier.

"Again?" The second brother folded his hands and yawned. He has been yawning every day for the past few days, and faced with the elder brother's cheating magic tricks, he lost every time. He had no sense of experience.

The elder brother was also very helpless, "I can't fight with others! Who made my second son so powerful?"

"Besides, if you don't make progress in cultivating immortals and practicing martial arts, you will fall back. As brothers, we must work hard to protect our brothers."

The second brother is silent, but still working hard to make progress?Do you want a sword and a galaxy?

Phoebus, who was watering the flowers with Yi Deng in the yard, was also silent, let the empire go, it has no future, if you continue to progress like this, it might even lose its tomb!

Only the naive Yi Deng missed the point, "But I don't think we need protection."

"No, you need it." The eldest brother tried hard to keep a straight face, "You must know that protecting your younger brother is the duty stipulated by the law of heaven. No matter how powerful your younger brother is, you need your elder brother's protection."

Yi Deng frowned: What is the way of heaven?Why did he make such a rule?

The second brother sighed, "The elder brother also protects my weak heart, don't ask me to practice, go to the third one, the third one is too weak now, just need to practice to strengthen the body."

The second brother tried to divert the trouble to the east, while Ling San, who was helping to graft the bouquet, gave him a hand: ... help!

The eldest brother looked at Zero Three for a while, and felt that what the second child said made sense. Look at the third child who has been immersed in research and housework all day long. Such a long period of inactivity is not good for your health.

Moreover, Zero Three is too "weak"...

Among the four brothers, based on their personal strength, Ling San couldn't win any one of them.But if Zero Three is thrown out, he can hit five with one like Phobos.

But in terms of overall strength, as long as Zero Three is given enough space to play, it won't be a problem for him to single out the big brother.

But now it's just a discussion, it's impossible to use weapons of mass destruction, and starships can't be opened in the small courtyard.

"Okay then, Xiaosan, come here, and I'll teach you how to practice swords and cultivate immortals." The elder brother smiled and picked up a branch, and wrapped a sword flower like a sword.

Second Brother: What a partiality!Hit me with a real sword, fight against Xiaosan with a branch!

Although it is a tree branch, it has Lingling sword energy when it is hit by the big brother, so people can't underestimate its power at all.

Ling Sanwan was helpless, so he could only take off the black cloak that seemed to grow on his body, revealing the delicate face hidden underneath.At the same time, move your hands and feet and be ready to receive moves at any time.

The eldest brother is also very helpless. In the past, thousands of juniors wanted to learn swords from him, and even cleaned the mountain for a hundred years, rain or shine, just to see him strike a sword, or to get his advice, but now none of the younger brothers want to learn from him.

This gap is too big!

Is it because the younger brothers don't know how powerful sword repair is?The eldest brother thought about it in his mind, and decided to use a powerful move to calm the younger brothers, and let them feel the power of the sword!

On the other hand, Yi Deng saw that the third brother was really unwilling, so he recited a spell silently when the elder brother attacked, so that the branches of the elder brother would directly sprout and bloom, and loosely wrapped around the elder brother's hand, causing his attack to change direction.

The eldest brother who felt the abnormality in his hand quickly stopped, but the branch suddenly became longer and the elder brother could not control the distance, so the branch and the flower directly swept Ling Sanyi's face.

"I'm sorry, Xiaosan." The eldest brother tried his best to hold back a smile on his face, making himself look like he was apologizing.

Ling San was full of despair, he didn't expect that he couldn't catch any moves, so he quickly put on a black cloak and squatted in a corner to shut himself up.

"Brother, fight with me, I haven't fought with him yet." Yi Deng turned around to block Ling San, and at the same time, the flowers, plants and trees in the yard were fiercely facing his brother as if they were spirits.

Phoebus, who was watering the flowers, was taken aback by the flowers in front of him: Could this be a fight between gods?

The eldest brother looked around these plants and felt that he was surrounded by little milk cats and dogs. He felt no threat at all, so he inserted the colorful branches into the soil and smiled very softly, "Little lamp is not yet an adult, so it is considered Alright."

For his own young and old, the eldest brother always has endless soft-heartedness.

But Yi Deng shook his head, "But I'm already an adult."

Brothers:? ? ?

"When did it happen?" Zero San couldn't care less about his autism, so he quickly stood up and asked.

"Just a while ago, the day our respective identities were revealed." Yi Deng replied honestly, never expecting that this would cause a critical blow to the brothers.

The brothers were silent for a while, completely ignoring the competition just now, and started to go crazy.

Brother: "Why didn't you tell us about such an important matter like Xiaodeng!"

Zero Three: "We actually missed Xiaodeng's adulthood!"

Second brother: "I don't know at all, I'm not a qualified brother at all!"

Brother: "How can Xiaodeng grow up alone, we are too incompetent!"

Second brother: "I've prepared a coming-of-age ceremony here for several years, what should I do if I can't send it out?"

Zero Three: "What should I do? Can I make up a coming-of-age ceremony?"

……

Seeing all kinds of suspicions and panics of his brothers, Yi Deng felt baffled, "It's just an adult, is that important?"

The brothers said in unison, "Of course it's important!"

This is the most important moment in the life of my younger brother, it can be ranked with getting married and having children, but now they just helplessly missed it.

Yi Deng, who was being yelled at, rubbed his sharp ears, feeling aggrieved, and even the fierce flowers and plants that had just sprung up were gone.

Does being an adult matter?Human beings are so strange, isn't it just an ordinary day in life?This is not a bad day in my 5000-year elf life.

But the eldest brother and the others don't think so at all, "It's better to make a replacement, after all, there is only one time in a lifetime, we can't wrong Xiaodeng."

The second brother agreed very much, "Where will it be done? When will it be done?"

"Do you want to make a big deal? Anyway, we are not short of money now." Although Zero Three is low-key, all his decisions are very high-profile.

Seeing that the brothers are almost finalized, Yi Deng quickly shook his head, "Don't be so troublesome, let's have a meal together."

Brothers cast disapproving glances one after another.

The lives of the eldest brother and the second brother are very brilliant, and they both have grand coming-of-age ceremonies, how can the younger brother be wronged when it is their turn?

Zero Three is well-informed, he has participated in the coming-of-age ceremonies of high-ranking officials and nobles many times, Xiao Deng is so outstanding, how could his coming-of-age ceremony be inferior to the coming-of-age ceremony of this group of people.

At this time, Phoebus suddenly put down the watering can, and looked at Yi Deng seriously, "Let's do it big, after all, we need a grand occasion to announce the establishment of the empire."

"It's all for your brother's empire."

Yi Deng was stunned, this is really reasonable, saying that it was for the empire to hold a coming-of-age ceremony for him, so that he could not object.

Zero Three secretly glanced at Phobos, as expected of playing politics, he really has a heart!

The eldest brother agreed very much, but he still secretly asked Phoebus to tell him carefully, "It's okay, but you can't take the lead. After all, the establishment of the empire is not important, and Xiaodeng's coming-of-age ceremony is the protagonist."

Phoebus smiled in agreement.He finally caught up with the family's thinking, yes, Yi Deng's coming-of-age ceremony is more important, and the establishment of the empire is just incidental.

Phoebus finally reached an agreement with them and began to prepare.

First of all, a grand coming-of-age ceremony requires a large number of guests to support the venue, and the guests must not be hostile, and there must be no mistakes in the coming-of-age ceremony, so Phobos directly spread the news of Yideng's coming-of-age ceremony and the establishment of the empire, so that zero San's big data screens guests well.

This news was quickly spread by the beta star who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and even made several related topics.

[The empire will eventually be established!The grand ceremony is imminent! 】

[In-depth analysis of the meaning behind the establishment of the empire]

[What impact will the establishment of the empire have on Interstellar, click me to check...]

[The day the empire was founded, His Royal Highness Yideng came of age! 】

But obviously the interstellar media got the priority wrong, they all think that the coming-of-age ceremony is incidental, and the announcement of the establishment of the empire is the main one.

But it's not that everyone can't figure out the priority, some people always find the Huadian.

【Strange, why did the initial news say that the coming-of-age ceremony was before the establishment of the empire?Is the coming-of-age ceremony more important? 】

[That is, it must be that the beauty's adulthood is more important! 】

[Yes, can there be any doubts about this? (dog head)]

[Congratulations to my daughter-in-law for becoming an adult! (This message has been deleted)]

[Speaking of which, is it okay to be an adult...]

[Ahem, as a key member of the new empire, Yi Deng's identity is equivalent to the new royal family, so why don't you hurry up and choose the concubine! 】

【ecstasy! 】

[Beauty chooses concubine?choose me choose me!I do! 】

[A group of face-seeking garbage, they are a group of rebels!This fake empire sooner or later pill! 】

【pill!Ecstasy again, thinking about the captive beauty, chains, tears, scars... Ziliu (this message has been deleted)]

[No matter what the prospects of the new empire are, as long as I can snuggle in the arms of a beauty and get a smile from a beauty, my life is worth it! 】

【Me too, even in the deep palace, as long as I can see Yi Deng from afar! 】

[I just need to have a title, and I will make up the rest by myself! 】

[I'm different, just give me a photo!I can't stand more. 】

[Wait, can this be rolled up? 】

[Everyone, please calm down. The future of the new empire is uncertain and don't fall into the pit. Give me this opportunity, and I will test the water for everyone! 】

[It's better for me to do it, I have won three good students, I am obliged to do this kind of fire pit! 】

……

[It seems that Yi Deng is definitely the loser in choosing a concubine. 】

[Tsk, if I report it, everyone here will not be able to escape. 】

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