[Gintama] The bond of the soul

Then Yin Shi stretched out his hand and gave him a soft slap.

Ah no, that's not calling, that's called waking up.

In his sleep, Tufang felt a burst of pain, more than half of the sleeping cells in his body woke up, his heavy eyelids opened a crack, and after seeing a pair of dead fish eyes, blood returned instantly.

Resurrection in situ.

He stood up abruptly and hugged the person in front of him.

"Great, you're back."

"Cut, let me go, Ah Yin."

Yinshi said displeasedly, with a feeling of disgust, he pushed away the person who stuck up.

"Ayin, am I someone you can hug if you want? Bring me the things you promised to bribe me with, and then, you can get out."

"understood."

The rejected earthworker scratched his head.

The dark blue eyes glanced at his expression, wondering for a while.It's fine, why are you angry, and why is your tone of voice so sour.

"Humph."

Silver snorted coldly.

"I'm going to bed!"

I didn't have a good face the whole time.

Abominable natural curls, Tufang leaned on the sofa, put his big hand on the left atrium, feeling the sound of his heartbeat accelerating.

thump--

thump--

thump--

He turned over annoyed.

Unexpectedly, I became so uneasy.

I really want to bite him.

[Hey, have you turned into a dog after eating too much dog food? ]

police station.

Hijikata frightened everyone when he went with a black eye.

The deputy chief in their minds is definitely a (cruel) good deputy chief who does not go to bed on time and is dedicated to his work.

But, what's with those dark eyes and sleepy and lazy expression!

Mina Sang, who was practicing martial arts, suddenly stopped all movements, staring blankly at the approaching Tufang.

The local party did not speak, and no one spoke.

Half an hour passed.

Sougo, who was carrying the dangerous item of the century (cannon), appeared carelessly. After seeing the appearance of Hijikata, he burst out laughing.

In fact, everyone doesn't understand where the joke of the captain of their first team is.

I saw him say something.

"Did you really work overtime last night? How is Danna?"

cough cough cough.

One word, two questions.

It seems to understand something.

Tu Fang squinted at the spirited little ghost, and said coldly.

"Asshole! Is it because of insomnia?!"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Zongwu said perfunctorily.

A look of disbelief.

"Then, today's simplest patrol will be handed over to you, deputy chief."

next second.

turn down.

"Stop looking down on people! I still have the energy to go out on a mission!"

The sky is so blue.

The white clouds are so white.

The sun is shining brightly.

What a hair.

The weather is so good, but I am patrolling here.

Can it be repaired.

It's all because of Tianranjuan, who turned a cold face towards him, and I couldn't figure out the reason after thinking about it all night.

Can it be repaired.

Remember it for me.

"Deputy Chief."

Yamazaki on the side bumped him with an elbow, and pointed to the silver-white natural roll that sent flowers to Yuino in front of him.

"Do you think that is Madam?"

Hijikata's pupils dilated instantly.

May I ask, is there a second 177cm silver-white natural roll in the street of Kabukicho?

etc--

what is that guy doing-

Looking for another woman behind my back?Fortunately, I lost sleep all night because of him.

A cold light flashed in the blue eyes.

Slowly aggravated, turned into glaucoma.

Yamazaki twitched his lips.

Very well, the deputy chief is angry.

good.

Tufang strode towards the silver-white natural scroll, no, it was murderous.

etc--

Deputy Chief, why are you taking out your handcuffs?

As one of the spectators enjoying the live, Yamazaki was puzzled when he saw the great deputy chief of their family handcuffed his white hands in the next second as soon as he arrived in front of Dana.

When Dana reacted, it was too late to resist.

"Bastard!! What are you doing!!"

"Arrest you as a policeman."

"Stop fooling people with your identity as a policeman! You bastard."

When the 'good thing' was ruined, Yinshi's heart was filled with anger, and he yelled angrily.

This guy.

I don't pay attention to him more and more.

Tch, I really want to bite him.

That strong feeling could no longer be suppressed.

Big hands wrapped around his waist, hugged him tightly, clasped the back of Natural Curl's head, and Tu Fang pressed his lips hard, hugging him tightly.

Every part of the body, close to it.

Then, bite.

Wrong, it was... a kiss.

Kissing people speechless for a while, Hijikata touched the soft silver-white natural roll, and announced with a smile.

"This natural roll belongs to my family, ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled by him..."

For a moment, Yamazaki felt that his deputy had gone crazy.Just kidding, would the most ruthless Oni Deputy Chief of the Shinsengumi smile so brightly?

Where is the danna of Wanshiwu?

Everyone dispersed with interest.

"Crack-"

Tufang undid the handcuffs and muttered...

"Two parfaits..."

"Four Haagen-Dazs..."

"Two cartons of strawberry milk..."

"16-inch two-tier strawberry cake..."

"Don't you want any of them?"

Yinshi, who was supposed to get mad, suddenly decided to change his plan temporarily, um, get the sweets first, and then ruthlessly push people away.

First released his pigeons,

Then he bit me, Ah Yin, in public? !

And slander his reputation?

Do you want Ah Yin to forgive you just for this?

Do your daydreams! !

So ever.

In the afternoon, Gintoki turned all his ideas into reality.

As soon as he got home, the door closed, his eyes turned white, and he stomped on him hard.

"Tch, Ah Yin, I won't forgive you!"

"…hiss…"

Tufang hugged his feet and cried out in pain.

beast (┯_┯)

Is it too hard to start?

How can you turn your face faster than flipping a book! !

Looking at the closed door, Tufang felt puzzled for a while, and there seemed to be other feelings besides wondering, which made people breathless.

Never had that feeling.

That feeling was much sadder than when Sanye ignored him.

Yinshi leaned against the door with a dazed expression on his face.

it's wired.

It doesn't seem very happy.

Well.

Tax thieves have to be punished too.

Damn.

Whatever it takes, that guy will be the same as before.

The night is getting darker.

Under the dim light, a man in a gray bathrobe came out of Dad's tavern reeking of alcohol.

Tufang drank some wine and wanted to wait for an opportunity to forget some annoying trifles.

However, it seemed that the more he drank, the more he wanted to see that natural roll.

Hijikata held his forehead helplessly and brushed back his black hair.

he thinks……

He seems to be poisoned...

Poisoned by a kind of poison called missing natural volume...

As for the poisoned person.

Only the devil knows.

When I got home, the house was very quiet.

Yin Shi lay on the bed, secretly thinking.

It seemed that he could feel that he was the only one here.

Duochuan has never returned since he left the house in the afternoon.

cut.

Ah Yin, I am not worried about him.

Yinshi closed his eyes unwillingly, and lay down for a long time, tiredness slowly struck, his head began to empty, and he lost his ability to think, stopped at the word "multiple strings", and irresponsibly stopped turning.

Does the heart fight against the brain?

half asleep and half awake...

Yinshi seemed to hear the sound of footsteps.

A faint smell of alcohol invaded the tip of the nose.

His body was heavy, and he wanted to turn over, but he couldn't understand.

eh?

Ghost... ghost... ghost... pressing the bed?

Yinshi desperately opened his eyes, saw a big face, and suddenly missed a beat in his heart.

It feels like the atmosphere is a bit out of place.

Why is this guy lying on top of Ah Yin!

Is it the estrus period?

"A lot of strings... Did you go to the wrong room..."

Yinshi avoided his hot breath, and hurriedly pushed away the heavy objects on his body.

Can it be repaired.

What is this guy sticking to!

"Silver time..."

A big hand stroked his hair.

Yin Shi's face changed slightly, he stared blankly at the incomparably clear face in front of him, he was nothing more than a drunk, why his eyelashes were so long, and why he was so good-looking.

Why, Ah Yin, I made a mistake in the preface and the postscript.

Can it be repaired.

What am I shaking?

That's not my style, Ah Yin.

Silver gritted his teeth.

"Can I..."

Earthwork wrapped his neck around his neck, whispering softly...

Before getting to the point, Yinshi pulled his paw away.Keep saying "No!! Can't!!!..."

Can't do anything! ! !

"Get out of my bed, Ah Yin!!"

Silver roared.

He bent one leg and tried to push the person away.

It seems...something is not right.

Ah ah ah ah ah.

It seems that something extraordinary has been discovered! ! !

Yinshi's heart rate was abnormal in an instant, his face was as red as ketchup, and he pushed him out of bed even harder.

"Boom~"

The sound of an 'unidentified object' falling from the bed made him dizzy, and Tufang struggled to get up from the ground.

His dark blue eyes were fixed on the silver-white natural curls.

This guy.

How cruel...

Yinshi turned his back, his eyes flicked, he felt a chill behind his back, and he probably thought of what was going on.

Can it be repaired.

Isn't this guy an ascetic?

Don't think of Ah Yin as a woman.

Besides, messing around after drinking [beep-] is a bad behavior, didn't your mother tell you?

【Mom-san doesn't care about this. 】

Pushed like that.

Hijikata is completely awake, but what is sad is, under the current situation, if he walks out leisurely, will that guy think that he is crazy because of drinking?

Damn natural roll, dare to tempt me like that, do you still think I can control it? ?

At this time.

Yinshi turned around and stretched out a hand to him with a shy expression.

"Mr. Duochuan, why don't you come up to sleep?"

"Eh?"

Tufang looked at him in surprise, and excitedly held his hand.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was lying on the bed, he was desperate and slipped out of the room the next second.

hateful.

What are you running for, come back to me!

Is Lao Tzu a wolf?What are you afraid of.

Well, Lao Tzu is a wolf.

But even if the bed was given to him, how could he be able to sleep now.

Damn, let you know how to write the typo soon.

Earthwork thought through gritted teeth.

Thus, began the journey of revenge (attack) (revenge).

A certain day a certain month a certain year.

When the anti-pornography mission was completed, the Shinsengumi scavenged a lot of love-drugs from the ladyboy shop.

Thinking of Yinshi's recent look of preferring death to obedience, Tu Fang decided to prescribe medicine to him.

Um.Anyway, we've been married for almost half a year.

If the uncooked rice is not cooked within half a year, it will be too easy to divorce at that time.

"Deputy Chief! Deputy Chief!"

Yamazaki shook Hijikata, who was distracted, and called out.

Tufang finally came back to his senses.

Facing Kamiyamazaki's speechless face, Hijikata subconsciously defended himself.

"I didn't think about anything!"

Will Yamazaki believe it?

HO, NO. That's impossible.

But what does his deputy chief think, can he interfere?

The answer is: no.

Yamazaki wiped his sweat.

"That's not the point. The point is, I would like to ask the deputy chief to let us get rid of these love-drugs."

"Well, I see."

After lighting a cigarette, Tufang walked away calmly.

I don't feel guilty about doing bad things at all, it really is... have I done too many bad things.

The Doji family has two people and a dog.

The dog's name is Shijuro.

Well, Yinshi was really speechless when he first moved in, especially the dog's name.

What are you looking at, I have never seen a handsome guy.

Silver stared back.

"Wow woof???"

Glancing back again, he found that Fifteen Lang was staring at the strawberry milk in his hand.

Tick ​​tock.

The minute and second hands turned, and a drop of Fifteen Lang's saliva flowed down.

Is it?

Fifteen Lang also wants to drink strawberry milk?It's okay to grab something to eat with him usually.

It doesn't make sense for it to drink milk.

Is it because the weather is too hot?

But this was brought back to me in multiple strings.

Thinking of this, Yinshi was a little tangled up.

cut.It's nothing more than a bunch of strings brought back by Ah Yin's, so it's not so rare.

"Reward you!"

Gintoki dropped the straw and poured the milk into Shijuro's eating plate.

"Wow woof???"

Fifteen Lang rubbed against him happily, before he went over to drink something.

At this time, Tufang came out of the bathroom.

I looked into the trash can and found that the shell of the strawberry milk was empty.

There was a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth.

Yin Shi lazily leaned on the sofa, a little disappointed because he didn't drink strawberry milk.

Rubbing his curly hair irritably, he picked up a JUMP and picked his nose while reading it.

Completely ignoring the earthworks walking around the room.

Half an hour later.

After finishing a copy of JUMP's silver, he threw the book on the coffee table forcefully, angrily.

"I said, Mr. Duochuan, what are you going to do? Are you going to blind me, Ah Yin?!"

"Cough cough."

Tufang coughed dryly twice.

Unscrupulously looked at him.

His complexion is normal and his breathing is normal.

No matter how you look at it, the guy in front of you doesn't want to be a person who has drunk Mei~ medicine.Could it be that he took it wrong? ?

Before he had time to figure out why, Shifulang's wailing sound came from outside the door. A bad premonition welled up from the bottom of his heart, and Tufang ran out quickly, only to find that his pet dog had hit the wall and died of lust.

When he saw the white rice bowl where Shiwulang was eating, he finally understood what was going on.

As if a basin of cold water poured down from the top of his head, Tufang felt a little distressed.

After all, no one will eat mayonnaise with him excitedly again.

"What a string. What's wrong with Fifteen Lang?"

Yin Shi lazily yawned, You You stood behind him and asked.

"what!!!"

Fearing that something might be seen, Tufang immediately hugged Shiwulang into his arms.

Yinshi gave him a disgusted look, and picked his nose.

"You hug the dog so tightly."

finished speaking.back to the room.

At the same time, it also announced the death of the earthwork's drug delivery plan.

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Sakata Gintoki.

The stupid man who seems to be bribed by a box of strawberry milk is actually invulnerable to all poisons.

Wei Tukata looked melancholy at the closed door, holding a pen in his hand, and hadn't seen anything for a long time.

"Wow—"

The door is opened.

A lump of silvery white swayed before his eyes.

"How many skewers?"

A hand flicked across his still eyes.

"How many skewers?!"

A big face lit up in front of his eyes.

ah.It's silver time, the soul has just come out of its sheath.

Earthwork rubbed his eyes.

"Just fell asleep."

"cut."

Putting down the 'dog food' casually, Yinshi picked his nose needlessly, and glanced at him from the corner of his eye.

He said he fell asleep, he didn't remember that this guy slept with his eyes open, he must be thinking about some woman again.

that woman.

Yinshi looked at the man in front of him, probably because the weather was too hot and his chest was stuffy.

Feeling so uncomfortable, Yinshi slapped the table.

"Too many strings, you should turn on the air conditioner!"

Tu Fang, who was cooking rice, was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at the air conditioner, wondering for a while, and then glared at him.

"It's open, what's so fierce."

"I'll kill you."

Soon, a natural roll glared back at him and got up, leaving the office of the earthworker.

That guy, never stays longer.

Moreover, he never spoke more than ten sentences.

The earthworker had no choice but to help his forehead.

Really, the heart of a man is the hardest thing to understand.

half an hour.

Tufang suddenly felt a commotion outside the door.

There was the sound of taking pictures, or chattering questions.

reporter? !

A hint of astonishment flashed across the dark blue eyes.

etc--

Who was being pressed?

Hijikata opened the door, and the exit was blocked by a black crowd, and the one standing at the door was Sakata Gintoki.

Everyone was stunned when they saw Tufang opened the door, and then quickly returned to their original state.

Digging for headlines?

"I heard that your relationship has weakened and you quarrel every day, is it true?"

A certain female reporter started chattering questions again.

"In the six months since you got married, many people of the same sex have also entered the holy church. Do you feel relieved?"

"If you were to be on the show, would you be willing?"

"Mr. Sakata, please say something."

…………

Seeing this, the blue veins of the earthwork violently raged.

He took out a black pistol from his pocket and fired a shot at the blue sky.

Hearing the heinous sound, everyone's fearful instinct made them quiet.

The following is the time for Mr. Hijikata's speech.

"Shut up for me, who said that, go to me for seppuku. I think you are tired of working, and you dare to interview the wife of the deputy head of the real selection team! I limit you to disappear immediately in 1 minute, otherwise, the emperor and I I have to die too."

fierce.

ice cold.

Ruthless.

With a taste of bloodthirsty.

Earthwork with scary glaucoma eyes.

That is, the image that Tufang established outside.

At the same time, Yinshi was also the first time to see such an earthwork.

How could there be such two similar people in the world.

Love the red bean paste.

Fierce, cold, ruthless, bloodthirsty, Shiroyasha whose red eyes glow red when killing people.

1 minute later.

The originally dark place became empty, and the faint sunlight came in and fell on Tufang's body, forming a circle of light.

The picture was so soft that it was unbelievable, as if the moment just now was just his illusion.

"You idiot."

He glanced at him, his tone didn't mean to blame, but was slightly ambiguous.

It's like flirting between young lovers.

Yinshi gave him a disdainful look full of disobedience. "Who is."

What about the atmosphere?

What about the atmosphere?

gone-

The earthworker was unable to wipe off his sweat.

"Multiple strings."

Yinshi changed the way he didn't want to see him just now.

Generally, when this happens, a certain natural volume needs to be requested.

"You carry Ah Yin on your back, I'll go home, I ran too fast just now, Ah Yin sprained my ankle."

Yinshi turned his head away, and said with a coy expression.

A faint blush covered her cheeks, making her fair face look like a peach blossom, truly beautiful.

Knowing that beauty cannot be used to describe a man.

Earth Fang swallowed his saliva.

"it is good."

More than 100 catties is nothing to a samurai.

With a lump of natural curls on his back, Tu Fang still walked steadily.

I don't know when it started, but he couldn't refuse Yinshi.

But what's uncomfortable is that, out of nowhere, he begins to reject him.

a long time.

Earth made a suggestion.

"Yinshi, should you call me by another name?"

"Ah, let me think about it."

Silver's voice was a little lazy.

He is married to Duo Chuan, so it is——

"husband?"

"Ahem, no."

The earthwork shook his head helplessly.

"Well, forget it, Ah Yin, I'll count the stars."

It was really perfunctory.

What kind of stars do you count in broad daylight?

"one two three four five six seven."

But why does it feel so subtle when listening to his voice?

"Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen."

fourteen?

Isn't that what it is?Fool.

Your husband's name is - Hijikata Toshiro.

"fourteen."

Yinshi repeated it again.

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