Mother of God, your sister
Chapter 205 What If Series 4
Just after Yanshou’s words were finished, Hongjun, Lu Ya and Luo Hu, who jointly deceived the heavenly secrets, clearly sensed the shock of the heavenly dao, and they couldn’t help but believe in the “future” that Yanshou said.
Rao Hongjun, who had killed three corpses at this time, looked at Dijun indifferently and couldn't help but feel emotional: He really knows the devil, knows his face, but doesn't know his heart. I didn't expect that Dijun, who looks like a dog, can be so scumbag ...
It should be said that Hongjun and Luo Hu deserved to be regarded as official spouses in another world, that is, the prehistoric prehistoric world that was ravaged by the brain-dead Nuwa. Surprisingly consistent.
Luo Hu was also secretly thinking at this time, is he not competent enough to be the demon master? Why is a little demon (?) even worse than him?Where should the devil's face be put if things go on like this! [serious form]
Lu Ya, on the other hand, looked at Di Jun's pale face, which was rejected and alienated by everyone like a virus, with great interest, and he couldn't help gloating in his heart.In fact, he has been unhappy with Dijun for a long time, and the source of his unhappiness is the natal supernatural power of the three-legged Jinwu clan, the real fire of the sun.The prehistoric demon clan regarded the real fire of the sun as the number one real fire in the world, but they completely forgot about him, the spirit of Lihuo, the source of all fires. It was very unpleasant to see the three-legged Jinwu clan.
But as the saying goes, great joy begets sorrow.
After all, Yanshou is also a demon clan, and has a natural admiration for Dijun, a monster. Even if he had to expose Dijun's black history (?) in order to save his life, Yanshou still came up with a remedy afterwards.
That is - name a person who is worse than Di Jun!
Yanshou, who is an idiot fan of Tianting Weekly, believes in the above gossip, and he is also an idiot fan of Nuwa, and he feels very sorry for the fact that the scumbag Lu Ya has captured the goddess (...) Nuwa Saint in their hearts. accurate.
However, the Nuwa saint is indeed a good woman who is affectionate and affectionate all the time. No matter how scumbag Lu Ya is, she still chooses to never leave (...), treat all kinds of scum that Lu Ya did with tolerance, and let Yanshou live forever. A dry brain fan was moved to tears...
Before Yanshou saw that no one in the room knew "Lu Ya" and "Luo Hu" who had appeared except Daozu Hongjun, he knew that the ancestor and the demon master hadn't started to develop yet, and Nuwa and Luya were gone!But isn't there some gossip that the sage Nuwa and Daoist Lu Ya are childhood sweethearts?It seems that the rumors are indeed wrong, if it is not the gossip of Tianting Weekly, I cannot believe it!
Yanshou really came to whatever he wanted, and Tongtian just looked at Dijun with contempt at this moment, and said, "It's really the number one scum in the wild... Alas!" He covered his stomach and turned his head in disbelief, "Second brother Why did you hit me?!"
Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan looked away at the same time: Stupid brother...
Being scolded, Di Jun could be as hard as he wanted. He saw that even his good brother seemed to be far away from him, and he immediately resonated with Lu Ya from another world: There seemed to be thousands of grass mud horses in his heart. gallop past...
"That..." Yanshou suddenly said timidly.
Lu Ya thought that he was going to reveal something about Dijun's scumbag again, so he pretended to be his master in front of Hongjun, "If you have anything else to say, just say it!"
Hongjun looked at Lu Ya, but did not speak.Luo Hu continued to sneer.
"Actually... His Majesty the Demon Emperor is not the worst..."
"Oh?" Lu Ya rubbed his chin, why did he feel that the little demon in front of him looked at him with some kind of apology?It's an illusion... "There is someone worse than Di Jun, I really want to know who it is." He looked at Hongjun maliciously.
Hongjun glanced at Lu Ya lightly, and suddenly felt that Lu Ya was obviously much more annoying than Luo Hu.
Under Lu Ya's excited eyes, Hongjun's and Luo Hu's calm eyes, and Sanqing's Kunpeng Fuxi and other "male" powerhouses feeling uneasy, Yanshou stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointing at... Lu Ya .
Lu Ya: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Facing everyone's eyes with unclear meaning, Lu Ya was startled: "What do you mean?" He looked at Yanshou again, "What are you pointing at me for telling you to point at a scumbag!"
In this regard, Yanshou still unswervingly...pointed at him.
Lu Ya: "..."
Di Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, this is the so-called bad luck alone is not as good as bad luck for all!Di Jun, who had always regarded himself as a winner, finally felt the pleasure of diao.
The people who were still far away from Di Jun quickly stepped back a few steps, looking like they didn't want to have anything to do with Lu Ya ==
Lu Ya froze, and then he found that there was still a person standing beside him without moving, and he couldn't help but looked over with emotion... "Luo Hu!"
Luo Hu glanced at Lu Ya contemptuously, shook the gun in his hand, "You dare to scum me and try!"
Lu Ya: "..."
Hongjun: "..."
Longevity star eyes: The demon ancestor is really domineering, he is indeed a man who can take down the Taoist ancestor!
The onlookers were also communicating with each other through voice transmission, and Nuwa said to Fuxi, "The Taoist Lu Ya looks like a gentleman, I didn't expect..."
Fu Xi hurriedly said: "Isn't that the same with Di Jun, sister, don't be fooled!"
Nuwa looked at Fuxi, smiled like a flower and said, "Of course my younger sister knows."
In this world, only her elder brother Fuxi would love her wholeheartedly.
Naturally, Lu Ya would not let the title of "scumbag" fall on his head, he said: "I have been cultivating latently since my transformation, and I have never shown my face in the prehistoric wilderness. What evidence do you have to say that I am Scumbag!"
Yanshou's face changed, and he said sadly: "Because you scum the goddess (jing disease) in the hearts of countless immortal families in our future generations!"
goddess……
Fuxi and Nuwa's expressions also changed. The beautiful female cultivators in the prehistoric age could count them on their fingers. Among them, Xihe, Changxi, and Nuwa were the best, but since Xi and Chang Xi has already been "scumbag" by Dijun in the future, so the only ones who will be crushed by Lu...
Everyone couldn't help looking at Nuwa.
Now even Hongjun couldn't sit still, Nuwa was his future disciple after all, how could he get involved with Lu Ya, "Nuwa."
"Teacher," Nuwa said with a pale face, "Nuwa had never seen this Daoist Lu Ya before today."
Luo Hu's originally impatient mood gradually calmed down. He looked at Hongjun, "Whether it's true or not, just ask that little demon."
Sanqing and the others were somewhat dumbfounded to find that their heads were turning around at such a high speed before, and then they immediately turned to look at Yanshou with a "swipe" sound, their eyes full of gossip (...).
Lu Ya gritted his teeth and stared at Luo Hu, and then asked Yanshou word by word: "I, after all, scum, you, your heart, your eyes, which goddess is that?"
Yanshou once again showed timid little eyes, and secretly glanced at Nuwa.
Nuwa's face was ashen, and Fuxi's face was also angry.
Sanqing, the hidden gossip group, couldn't help but glance at each other. Fuxi and Nuwa are both brothers and sisters and Taoist couples. They have seen the deep friendship between Hongjun when he first preached. The importance, Fuxi still gave it to Nuwa without hesitation. Could it be that such a good-looking man will be suppressed by Lu NTR in the end?
After Fuxi's anger passed, he calmed down instead. He looked at Yanshou and said, "How did Lu Ya become a 'scumbag' Nuwa?"
Yanshou was frightened by the coercion of the great gods, but he calmed down. He even had time to sigh that Nuwa Saint and His Majesty the Emperor are really brother and sister. Seeing his sister being scum, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't sit still!
But when he heard Fu Xi's question, he was also a little confused. Lu Ya's title of "the number one scumbag in the Three Realms" had already been stamped on his head, showing the state of "unable to drop" for N years, at least his life was extended in Tianting Weekly All I saw was the remarks condemning Lu Ya's scumbag, specifically what he said was scumbag...
Yanshou suddenly ran out of words.
But his silence was regarded by everyone as Lu Ya doing too many scumbags, and he didn't know where to start ←←
Hong Yun, a good old man, finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said with contempt: "What a scumbag!"
Zhen Yuanzi naturally agreed with his good friend: "Yes, scumbag!"
Styx thought for a while, well he can't stay out of the group: "Scumbag!"
Di Jun started to be in a good mood again, making you gloat before Lu Ya, you should!
Xihe and Changxi didn't have a deep friendship with Nuwa at first, but as the injured who were also "scumbags" in the future, they couldn't help but "empathize" by standing beside Nuwa and comforting her.
Nu Wa looked bitter: Damn, who would fall in love with that scumbag? He just looks so affectionate when he looks at it. I always like my elder brother, okay?
In order to prevent the future Nuwa saint, Yanshou decided to bear his conscience and change the order of some things. Of course, he absolutely did not lie, "Lu Ya Daojun, he...he is a scumbag! "
The spirits of the onlookers who were lacking in interest were lifted, and they were finally about to climax!
Even Hongjun couldn't help but ask, "Why is that scumbag?"
"He, he..." Yanshou stammered, "He made His Majesty's belly bigger, and he still doesn't admit it!"
Wow!Everyone subconsciously looked at Nuwa's stomach.
Fuxi quickly stood in front of Nuwa, and Nuwa pursed her lips and pulled the corner of Fuxi's clothes.
Lu Ya's face turned dark, and anyone with a discerning eye could see the relationship between Fuxi and Nuwa. He can't really be so scumbag, can he? !
"Then what about Fuxi?"
"Ah?" Yanshou looked blank, "What's the matter with His Majesty Guan Xihuang?"
Tong Tian couldn't help but speak cheaply again: "Why isn't Fuxi with Nuwa?"
Yanshou: "Hey, didn't His Majesty Xi Huang die very early? I remember his two sons were taken care of by His Majesty Wa!"
According to the textual research, the old man was quick to talk: "Is it possible that in the future, this pair of brothers and sisters will NTR each other and find a new CP..."
Fuxi: "..."
Nuwa: "..."
作者有话要说:高冷美男子天宇扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-11-1400:09:20
Thank you little angel Tianyu for the landmine (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
ps Fuxi Nuwa (not a soft girl) is the official partner in the original novel, irreversible and irreversible.
This chapter of Heilu Yahei is too HAPPY, accidentally write more to provoke wwwww
The next chapter will continue to pick up the Dao ancestor demon master~
206 If the series ends
If Tianting Weekly's brain-dead fans penetrated to the original Hong Huang Wu
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Tong Tian and Yuan Yuan looked at Lao Tzu with amazed eyes, which can be summed up simply as "Emma didn't expect that the big brother who usually looks aloof is actually so sullen..." or something like that.Apparently, Lao Tzu, who knew his two younger brothers as human beings, understood in an instant, so his face turned black.
At that moment just now, even Lao Tzu didn't know why he would suddenly blurt out such "truth", which is obviously wrong...
Yuanzi Hong Yunxi and Changxi Kunpeng of Zhunti Minghe Town feel that they have misunderstood Lao Tzu, this guy can really act, he is so indifferent on the surface, but he is the most gossip in his heart! 【refer to
As for Emperor Jun Taiyi, they are currently eager to prolong their lives and explode a few shocking gossips. It is only fair that everyone gets hacked together←←
Compared with the feeling that the crowd of onlookers had nothing to do with the party and hung up as if they had opened the "gate to a new world", Nuwa Fuxi and Lu Ya, the parties concerned, were much more indignant.The anger of Nuwa and Fuxi is understandable, while Lu Ya is stimulated by the "disaster" eyes of the two brothers and sisters of Nuwa and Fuxi!
Only Luo Hu looked at Hongjun thoughtfully, and suddenly his brain opened: As the saying goes, like a teacher, there must be a disciple. I am so gossip, which means that Hongjun, a teacher, is not too much gossip? !
Having been enemies for so many years, if Hongjun still doesn't know what Luo Hu is thinking at this time, he doesn't have to mess around, so he and Lao Tzu formed a black-faced duo =v=
The old man who was abandoned (?) by his two younger brothers was isolated and helpless, his face was already dark before, and now there were cracks on his calm and paralyzed face, "Teacher..."
As a woman, Nuwa was much more emotional than Fuxi, and she didn't care about stealing Hongjun's talk for a while, she stood up and looked at Lao Tzu and said, "What do you mean by what I said earlier?!"
It's one thing to watch your big brother make a fool of himself now and then, but it's quite another to watch him being questioned.Yuan Tongtian, who is very brotherly (?) stood beside Lao Tzu immediately.Tong Tian sneered and replied: "Why, only fellow Taoist Nuwa can do it, why don't my elder brothers say it?"
Yuan Yuan didn't speak, but nodded his head in agreement.
"You..." Nuwa almost fell on her back in anger, but fortunately Fuxi stood beside her and supported her.
For the first time, the gentle expression was covered by sternness, Fuxi frowned: "Tongtian Daoist, be careful! Everything is just that little demon's nonsense, whether it is true or not!"
Di Jun quickly responded: "Not bad! Fellow Daoist Fuxi is polite!"
As soon as this remark came out, Yanshou, who was still immersed in the self-blame for destroying the relationship between Nuwa Saint and Sanqing Taoist brother and sister, instantly regained consciousness. Misunderstood, Yizheng said: "Everything that the little demon said is the truth! His Majesty's Taoist partner is the sister of the Feng Clan patriarch, Princess Fengning. Immortal Yuyi, among them, Immortal Kong Xuan is a disciple of His Majesty Emperor Wa, and Immortal Yuyi is a disciple of Daoist Master Tongtian!"
Nuwa's face turned pale instantly, and the onlookers all expressed their understanding.The ex-boyfriend and current girlfriend's son has to be raised by himself, it's too cruel!
"Huh?" Tongtian didn't understand why Yanshou suddenly had the map shot at him, but he said with great interest, "I accepted Fuxi's son as an apprentice?"
Behind me, Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan cast cold front-like glances. They also knew that Tong Tian wanted to recruit apprentices to play (?) for not a day or two. If they hadn't stopped them last time, Tong Tian would have recruited apprentices on a whim.Now being said by Yanshou, it obviously aroused Tongtian's idea of accepting apprentices.
Zhunti, who had been soy sauced by passers-by for a long time, finally couldn't bear to participate in the discussion: "Kong Xuan, Yuyi? From the name, it's not a Phoenix. Sure enough, the paternal blood has a great influence on the offspring..."
As the future monk boss, you two know how to have children and inherit these things, man?
Regardless of the people present, Fuxi pulled Nuwa's watch and said: "Nuwa, you heard me, Fuxi's heart can be learned from the sun and the moon!"
"Ahem..." Hongyun coughed suddenly, and when everyone's eyes were focused, he sideways sideways beside Zhen Yuanzi embarrassedly, and whispered: "The sun and the moon seem to be unreliable..."
Everyone: "..."
right!The sun is the star of the sun, that is, the scumbag Di Jun; the moon is the star of the lunar moon, Xihe and Changxi have just been "scumbags"←←
Fuxi, who was robbed of his white by the red cloud, turned blue and red, he was not such a reckless person, but it was about Nu Wa, he was still in a mess.
With tears in her eyes, Nuwa grabbed Fuxi's hand and said firmly, "Brother, I believe in you!"
"Nuwa..." Fuxi touched Nuwa with his backhand.
Xi He couldn't help but said: "Fellow Daoist Nuwa, you still have to be careful about choosing a Taoist companion!"
Nuwa smiled lightly: "Thank you Xi and fellow Taoist, Nuwa understands. Besides," she took out the red hydrangea (Yan Shou's face turned pale), "The red hydrangea is in charge of the marriage of men and women in the world, and I didn't see it from it. The so-called marriage of Princess Fengning."
Fuxi breathed a sigh of relief.
But everyone was puzzled again. After a series of events, they believed [-]% or [-]% of the "future" Yanshou said, but the current situation of Fuxi and Nuwa did not match what he said, and they couldn't help but doubt Yanshou again.
"Cough cough..." Coughing again, everyone looked at Hong Yun first, and Hong Yun innocently said that he definitely didn't cough a second time.
On the surface, Hongjun was calm and breezy, but in fact he almost crushed the seat and said, "I coughed."
"Tch!" As the only two players present who could resist Hongjun, and the other pig teammate (?) Lu Ya was clearly not online, Luo Hui, of course, laughed without hesitation.
Hongjun's hands trembled, but his face was still cold: "Just now, the poor Taoist figured it out, and what Yanshou said, Kong Xuan and Yuyi have already been born."
Everyone's first reaction: Fuxi cheated thousands of years ago?
Hongjun slowly added the last sentence: "...but it was born by Zufeng."
Everyone: "..."
The first thing that came to his mind was prolonging his life. Compared with the painful feeling of everyone's shattered three views, he only felt that there was a suspicion of CP being reversed: "What? Isn't Zufeng and Zulong a pair!"
Everyone: "..."
... Sanguan not only shattered this time, but also fell into dregs.
Styx, who had been silent all this time, suddenly revealed the "truth": "No wonder the red hydrangea didn't respond, Zu Feng is a man!"
According to what Nuwa said before, the red hydrangea determines the marriage between men and women in the world. Zufeng and Fuxi are both men. Whether they get together or not, it has nothing to do with the red hydrangea←←
Being slapped in the face again, even Nuwa, who firmly believes in Fuxi, feels a little tired and doesn't love ==
Yanshou continued to babble: "Zu Long and Zu Feng were originally a couple of lovers (everyone, including Hongjun Luohu and Lu Ya, couldn't help but feel chills after hearing this), because Tiandao just died and the relationship couldn't be seen. If they are used to their love for each other, it involves fighting between the dragon and the phoenix, and when Zulong and Zufeng find out, the situation is already out of control."
Hongjun couldn't sit still: "The Way of Heaven? What does this have to do with the Way of Heaven?"
Sensing that Tiandao's prying is getting worse, Hongjun, Luo Hu, and Lu Ya are sincerely cooperating with each other this time to collectively resist Tiandao.
Yanshou raised his head in a daze, he was a fan of Tianting Weekly, so he would believe everything it said: "Aren't Heavenly Dao and Pan Gu a couple?"
Everyone: "..."
The three views are completely destroyed, and the machine is completely dead.
Laozi Yuanyuan and Tongtian are still divided into three parts by Pangu Yuanshen. Whenever they imagine themselves and Tiandao as CPs, they immediately have the urge to destroy their humanity!
Heaven: …
Should it be said that women are tougher than men? Nuwa, who had suffered a major blow, has recovered at this time. She looked at Yanshou inquiringly—the gossip about Yanshou earlier made Nuwa's favorability for him suddenly Down to the bottom—slowly said: "Are you hiding something?"
Yanshou's body trembled unconsciously, Emma's deterrent power made him unable to help but think of the Nuwa saint he saw before crossing!
Therefore, it is very difficult to mess with a woman who is deeply involved in a lover's suspected cheating scandal ==
Everyone looked at Nu Wa: "How to say?"
Nuwa calmly said: "The little monster Yanshou was shameless towards Lu Ya at first, and seemed to want to make all his deeds public, but suddenly it involved Fuxi, Zufeng and Tiandao. This is not changing the subject. ?"
After hearing this, everyone was stunned.
Originally, with the cultivation base of everyone present, they could see through such a lame disguise of prolonging life at a glance, but after the change of Emperor Jun's family and the "truth" that Fuxi and Nuwa mutually NTR (not) each other, they accepted the following news. All kind of numb.If Nuwa hadn't awakened them, I'm afraid everyone would have been fooled by life extension!
Thinking about it this way, the arrogant people who were not willing to be deceived put coercion on Yanshou one after another.
As a loyal fan of Tianting Weekly (Tianting Weekly: What does it matter to me?), life extension still has a certain backbone, so he resisted! ... After a short breath, he knelt down again, "I recruited my photo! I recruited them all!"
Everyone: "..."
Hongjun and Luohu couldn't hold back their curiosity either. This Yanshou was able to resolutely expose these gossips regardless of the future revenge of Dijun, Nuwa and others, so what could make him so secretive and so fearful?Master Daozu, who couldn't close his brain hole once he opened it, even thought of Tiandao and Pangu's illegitimate son...
Everyone also sat upright, this life extension will definitely tell the "truth ♂" that will destroy the Three Views even more than before.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yanshou, the right hand who had testified against Lu Ya (...) before, once again!refer to!Towards!up!female!Wa... the red hydrangea in his hand.
Red hydrangea: ...
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If Tianting Weekly's brain-dead fans penetrated to the original Hong Huang VI
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Among the onlookers present at the party, Luo Hu lived in the Demon Realm for a long time, and had seen the fact that the Three Views were even more ruined than what Yanshou said, so when everyone had their own concerns about being the first bird, he was the only one who still looked relaxed.
At this moment Luo Hu heard Yanshou's words, touched his chin and said, "Red Hydrangea?"
Nuwa, the owner of the red hydrangea, immediately discovered in horror that her spirit treasure really trembled automatically after Luo Hu yelled!
The eyes of all the people present were focused on the red hydrangea, and naturally they would not miss its abnormal movement. They thought it was Nuwa's hand shaking, but she knew from the surprised expression on her face that she didn't know about it either!
Hongjun also called lightly: "Red hydrangea."
Facing the coercion of everyone, Red Hydrangea showed much more backbone than the previous Yanshou (Yanshou: ...), she resolutely resisted... three breaths, and then flew away from Nuwa reluctantly palm of the hand.
Lao Tzu and others stared closely at the next move of the red hydrangea, and saw her swaying in the air, and then paused for a while. After about a quarter of an hour, a slow childish voice suddenly came from the sea of consciousness of everyone: " ……oh."
Hongjun was also a little surprised, he was not sure: "Are you answering me?"
Everyone waited and waited eagerly, and another quarter of an hour later, the red hydrangea moved slowly, "...um."
Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea hesitantly: "So you really developed spiritual wisdom?"
Seeing such a scene of master and servant killing each other (?), everyone immediately forgot how to judge whether their Lingbao also has spiritual wisdom, and so on, and concentrated on watching the free drama.
Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea, but the red hydrangea did not move this time. Everyone seemed to see the desolate atmosphere surrounding the master and servant!
Tongtian, who has always been identified as "brain-disabled children have more fun", can't help but have a big brain hole, filling up a series of things that Master Nuwa and Red Hydrangea have to say... It's so touching (?) is there any reason!
Sanqing Jieyin and others are all top talents in the prehistoric era, but at this time they are also desperately trying to read the gossip, so they just stand there patiently waiting for the red hydrangea to reply.
A quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour... Half an hour passed before I saw the red hydrangea shaking its ball-shaped body (?), and said slowly, "...what did you ask me just now?"
Everyone: "..."
If you want to say who is the most disappointed present, it must be Fuxi.He was charged with cheating just now and cannot be appealed, and now his sister seems to have a falling out with Ling Baohong Hydrangea, if he stepped forward to comfort her when she was sad...
Fuxi thought beautifully, but even if he was as open-minded as Tongtian Luohu, he would never have imagined that his Congling spiritual power is lively, cute and amiable (?)... the sister... the spiritual treasure would be dull and mature so!
Fu Xi was also drunk...
Of course, the most intoxicated person at the scene was Yanshou. He didn't expect that the red hydrangea, known as "the first killer in the wild", and almost called "YOUKNOWWHO" with Daozu Hongjun and Demon Lord Luohu, would be so stupid and cute black history.
Recalling the appearance of Red Hydrangea arguing with Nuwa sage before crossing, Yanshou was thoughtful.Speaking of Honghuang, the death and love tragedy caused by the red hydrangea over the years, could it be because she was too slow to deal with it in time?
I don’t know that these are two worlds. Even Nuwa changed the shell of Yanshou to wash the red hydrangea as a matter of course. Xiaohong, who was exiled to another world by another Nuwa, you can rest in peace ==
Jieyin Zhunti and the others, who originally thought they could watch a world-shattering (...) show, were a little disappointed, and said to Yanshou distrustfully: "What you want to hide is that the red hydrangea has intelligence?"
Immediately prolonging life, the face is full of bullshit, that is the power of the "first killer in the wild" that you have not seen yet!
Tong Tian was eager to try: "The number one killer in the wild? What a big tone!"
Only then did Yanshou realize that he had already spoken out what was in his heart in a moment of excitement.
Di Juntai, who was trying to narrow his sense of existence before, looked at the red hydrangea with fiery eyes. If the red hydrangea is really "the number one killer in the wild", then wouldn't it be that their monster race dominates the wild...
Luo Hu looked at Nu Wa with a somewhat unkind look. He thought that his God-killing Spear and the Four Swords of Zhu Xian were the most powerful killers. How could even Hongjun's female disciple come out to challenge his Lingbao's status?
Nuwa, who was lying innocently on the gun, smiled wryly. She stretched out her hand to recall the red hydrangea, sensing the dazed look of the other party's spiritual intelligence, but she still didn't believe it: "Although the red hydrangea is one of the top ten innate spiritual treasures, how can it surpass the other few spiritual treasures? Is there a congenital treasure, known as the 'No. [-] killer weapon in the wild'?"
Her subtext is life-extending little demon, for the sake of my family, please don't trick me anymore!
Yanshou's IQ was not on the line at this time, and he couldn't understand Nuwa's good intentions at all, and hurriedly proved to himself: "This killer is not the other killer! The achievements of the red hydrangea in the marriage of bad people are even comparable to the rebirth of the great god Pangu." !"
Pangu Sanqing: "..."
Fuxi said: "Nonsense, the red hydrangea is the most precious treasure of marriage, how can it be bad for people's marriage!"
Yanshou broke his fingers and began to count the "□□news" he got from Tianting Weekly: "Let's not talk about the future, like His Majesty Dijun and Tianhou broke up because of His Majesty Taiyi..."
Di Jun Di Jun Xihe: ...
"Chang'e, the reincarnation of the fairy Changxi, and the great witch Houyi..."
Changxi: ...
"His Majesty Xihuang and Princess Fengning reincarnated from the human race..."
Fuxi and Nuwa: ...
"The master-disciple relationship between the apprentice of the original Taoist priest and his grandson..."
original:……
"Even if Daoist Daoist Daoist arrived at our time, he still couldn't catch up with his apprentice..."
Lao Tzu: …
"Tongtian Daoist, his eldest disciple defected for love..."
Tongtian: …
"I heard that Demon Master Kunpeng has been secretly in love with His Majesty Emperor Wa for a long time..."
Kunpeng:……
"The Immortal Zhenyuanzi and Daoist Hongyun also experienced a life-and-death parting..."
Zhenyuanzi Hongyun: ...
"The Taoist priest Zhunti changed his gender in order to be with the Taoist priest Jieyin, calling himself the Buddha's mother..."
Receiving Quasi-mention: ...
As he talked, Yanshou gradually forgot about the subject, and enthusiastically (?) brainwashed everyone in Zixiao Palace, spreading the great cause of gossip. ... At least the Haotian Wonderland behind Hongjun is already yearning for the stars.
It is conceivable that even if Yanshou suddenly leaves this world, the fire of gossip has already spread in place.
In addition to Lu Ya, who had been exposed before, almost all of them were lying on their guns except Styx Hongjun and Luo Hui. The scene was too beautiful to imagine...
Tongtian, who had a big brain hole in the first place, has no time for the United States to worry about the news that his future disciple will "betray the family for love". Lian, I can't help but imagine if this is also the inheritance of the teacher...
Then Teacher Hongjun treated the three brothers...!
Tong Tian looked at Hong Jun in horror.
Seeing Tongtian's revealing expression, Hongjun knew everything. He knew that his third disciple, a brain-dead disciple, had given up treatment, so he simply didn't want to argue with him.
Luo Hu said with malicious intentions: "Then what about Hongjun, has his marriage been ruined?"
Crowd:!
Emma looked at Daozu's indifferent face, the marriage is so magical that he doesn't have the same style of painting, okay!
Hongjun glanced at Luo Hu, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and then said, "But it's okay to say." So far, he has no one who is attracted to him, and it is even more impossible for him to fit in the way of heaven in the future, so Hongjun considers himself a I am not afraid of the oblique shadow.
Then, he really slanted ←←
Yanshou timidly looked at Hongjun, then at Luohu.
Hongjun Luohu: "..."
The hint was so obvious that it was difficult for everyone to pretend not to know!
Compared with this news, Dijun is bisexual, Fuxi is cheating, Lu is a scumbag, Nuwa, etc. are all weak!
Who are Hongjun and Luohu?Dao ancestor and Mo ancestor!The deadly enemy among deadly enemies!Just by the name, you can tell how opposite they are.However, everyone thought about it after being shocked, it seems that the so-called "love and kill each other" will be popular in the future?So the pair of Daozu and Mozu doesn't sound unacceptable...it's still unacceptable, huh!
Sanqing was shaking as if he had Parkinson's syndrome, Di Juntai's eyes were dull, Xi and Changxi gasped, Fuxi and Nuwa were dumbfounded, Jieyin Zhunti twisted his mouth in fright, Zhenyuanzi Hongyun's eyes were dull , Styx Kunpeng... They have been completely petrified.
Only Lu Ya pointed at Hongjun Luohu, laughing out of breath.The spokesperson selected by Tiandao actually has an unusual relationship with his mortal enemy, which really makes Lu Ya feel extremely comfortable.You Tiandao deliberately injured me with the thunder of the sky at the beginning, and made me lose the jade plate of good fortune. I didn't expect that now your spokesperson has something to do with the loser Luo Hu...
Lu Ya suddenly remembered that what Yanshou meant before was that the marriage between Hongjun and Luo Hu had been ruined by the red hydrangea. He smiled sinisterly, and he would be gentle if he wanted to be gentle with Yanshou: "You said that Hongjun's marriage was ruined? Could it be? He became a saint in the first place because he cut off his bad relationship with Rahu?"
Everyone suddenly remembered that Hongjun's sanctification was indeed achieved at the end of the dragon and phoenix catastrophe in the battle with Luohu in the west. The relationship is not a fight, but a sword to cut the thread of love?
Luo Hu looked furious: "What are you thinking about?" He and Hongjun had fought in an upright manner, and if he lost, it was because he was inferior to others. It was better than being misunderstood as a poor man who was abandoned by Hongjun!
Seeing that Yanshou was trembling by the murderous intent of Hongjun and Luo Hu, Yang Mei, who had watched the drama for a long time, finally appeared, and immediately brought Yanshou into the time channel, and threw a Tianting Weekly to Hongjun, "Small, I I can only help you get here!" Then he disappeared.
Hongjun looked at the Tianting Weekly thoughtfully.
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[Help] What should I do if I suddenly find out that I will be with my rival in the future?
RT, lz is a newcomer, there is nothing wrong with this posting format, right?
===1L-Hong#¥%&*===
Oh, it's a newcomer, welcome newcomer!
===2L-Please call me sesame bag===
Welcome newcomers, there is nothing wrong with posting~
===3L-Blue Ice===
Hehe, looking at the cute tone of lz, it seems that we have a cute friend in our forum!
===4L-Wan Wan===
I'm more curious about lz's ID?Why is the latter part garbled?
===5L-China Summer===
Curious +1, it won't be a technical problem again...
===6L-Racked Hut===
Fellow huts, please don't doubt the technicians.
===7L-Situ Lingyao===
Reply to 5L and 6L: I don’t know about Pindao, I originally planned to register my real name, but after connecting with my spiritual consciousness, it becomes garbled characters.
===8L-Hong#¥%&*===
How is it possible, the technical department has been completely reformed, I'll check it again, flash it first!
===9L-Situ Lingyao===
Fellow Daoist Situ has always been very busy recently...
===10L-nest in the corner===
You're right, I haven't seen her post in ages.
===11L-Mercury===
Could it be the last time?
===12L-Wei An Bear===
Is ls referring to the matter of Fellow Daoist Xiaohong?
===13L-you and me in the sky===
I also wonder if Fellow Daoist Situ was punished for searching the database without authorization...
===14L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===
Don't worry, fellow Daoist Situ is busy because she got promoted and fell in love.
===15L-Elegant Boat===
Friends of the boat!what happened?
===16L-Xinqing===
It’s just that there was a garbled data intrusion on the forum last time, and the source was not found out afterwards, so fellow Daoist Situ
Rao Hongjun, who had killed three corpses at this time, looked at Dijun indifferently and couldn't help but feel emotional: He really knows the devil, knows his face, but doesn't know his heart. I didn't expect that Dijun, who looks like a dog, can be so scumbag ...
It should be said that Hongjun and Luo Hu deserved to be regarded as official spouses in another world, that is, the prehistoric prehistoric world that was ravaged by the brain-dead Nuwa. Surprisingly consistent.
Luo Hu was also secretly thinking at this time, is he not competent enough to be the demon master? Why is a little demon (?) even worse than him?Where should the devil's face be put if things go on like this! [serious form]
Lu Ya, on the other hand, looked at Di Jun's pale face, which was rejected and alienated by everyone like a virus, with great interest, and he couldn't help gloating in his heart.In fact, he has been unhappy with Dijun for a long time, and the source of his unhappiness is the natal supernatural power of the three-legged Jinwu clan, the real fire of the sun.The prehistoric demon clan regarded the real fire of the sun as the number one real fire in the world, but they completely forgot about him, the spirit of Lihuo, the source of all fires. It was very unpleasant to see the three-legged Jinwu clan.
But as the saying goes, great joy begets sorrow.
After all, Yanshou is also a demon clan, and has a natural admiration for Dijun, a monster. Even if he had to expose Dijun's black history (?) in order to save his life, Yanshou still came up with a remedy afterwards.
That is - name a person who is worse than Di Jun!
Yanshou, who is an idiot fan of Tianting Weekly, believes in the above gossip, and he is also an idiot fan of Nuwa, and he feels very sorry for the fact that the scumbag Lu Ya has captured the goddess (...) Nuwa Saint in their hearts. accurate.
However, the Nuwa saint is indeed a good woman who is affectionate and affectionate all the time. No matter how scumbag Lu Ya is, she still chooses to never leave (...), treat all kinds of scum that Lu Ya did with tolerance, and let Yanshou live forever. A dry brain fan was moved to tears...
Before Yanshou saw that no one in the room knew "Lu Ya" and "Luo Hu" who had appeared except Daozu Hongjun, he knew that the ancestor and the demon master hadn't started to develop yet, and Nuwa and Luya were gone!But isn't there some gossip that the sage Nuwa and Daoist Lu Ya are childhood sweethearts?It seems that the rumors are indeed wrong, if it is not the gossip of Tianting Weekly, I cannot believe it!
Yanshou really came to whatever he wanted, and Tongtian just looked at Dijun with contempt at this moment, and said, "It's really the number one scum in the wild... Alas!" He covered his stomach and turned his head in disbelief, "Second brother Why did you hit me?!"
Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan looked away at the same time: Stupid brother...
Being scolded, Di Jun could be as hard as he wanted. He saw that even his good brother seemed to be far away from him, and he immediately resonated with Lu Ya from another world: There seemed to be thousands of grass mud horses in his heart. gallop past...
"That..." Yanshou suddenly said timidly.
Lu Ya thought that he was going to reveal something about Dijun's scumbag again, so he pretended to be his master in front of Hongjun, "If you have anything else to say, just say it!"
Hongjun looked at Lu Ya, but did not speak.Luo Hu continued to sneer.
"Actually... His Majesty the Demon Emperor is not the worst..."
"Oh?" Lu Ya rubbed his chin, why did he feel that the little demon in front of him looked at him with some kind of apology?It's an illusion... "There is someone worse than Di Jun, I really want to know who it is." He looked at Hongjun maliciously.
Hongjun glanced at Lu Ya lightly, and suddenly felt that Lu Ya was obviously much more annoying than Luo Hu.
Under Lu Ya's excited eyes, Hongjun's and Luo Hu's calm eyes, and Sanqing's Kunpeng Fuxi and other "male" powerhouses feeling uneasy, Yanshou stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointing at... Lu Ya .
Lu Ya: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Facing everyone's eyes with unclear meaning, Lu Ya was startled: "What do you mean?" He looked at Yanshou again, "What are you pointing at me for telling you to point at a scumbag!"
In this regard, Yanshou still unswervingly...pointed at him.
Lu Ya: "..."
Di Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, this is the so-called bad luck alone is not as good as bad luck for all!Di Jun, who had always regarded himself as a winner, finally felt the pleasure of diao.
The people who were still far away from Di Jun quickly stepped back a few steps, looking like they didn't want to have anything to do with Lu Ya ==
Lu Ya froze, and then he found that there was still a person standing beside him without moving, and he couldn't help but looked over with emotion... "Luo Hu!"
Luo Hu glanced at Lu Ya contemptuously, shook the gun in his hand, "You dare to scum me and try!"
Lu Ya: "..."
Hongjun: "..."
Longevity star eyes: The demon ancestor is really domineering, he is indeed a man who can take down the Taoist ancestor!
The onlookers were also communicating with each other through voice transmission, and Nuwa said to Fuxi, "The Taoist Lu Ya looks like a gentleman, I didn't expect..."
Fu Xi hurriedly said: "Isn't that the same with Di Jun, sister, don't be fooled!"
Nuwa looked at Fuxi, smiled like a flower and said, "Of course my younger sister knows."
In this world, only her elder brother Fuxi would love her wholeheartedly.
Naturally, Lu Ya would not let the title of "scumbag" fall on his head, he said: "I have been cultivating latently since my transformation, and I have never shown my face in the prehistoric wilderness. What evidence do you have to say that I am Scumbag!"
Yanshou's face changed, and he said sadly: "Because you scum the goddess (jing disease) in the hearts of countless immortal families in our future generations!"
goddess……
Fuxi and Nuwa's expressions also changed. The beautiful female cultivators in the prehistoric age could count them on their fingers. Among them, Xihe, Changxi, and Nuwa were the best, but since Xi and Chang Xi has already been "scumbag" by Dijun in the future, so the only ones who will be crushed by Lu...
Everyone couldn't help looking at Nuwa.
Now even Hongjun couldn't sit still, Nuwa was his future disciple after all, how could he get involved with Lu Ya, "Nuwa."
"Teacher," Nuwa said with a pale face, "Nuwa had never seen this Daoist Lu Ya before today."
Luo Hu's originally impatient mood gradually calmed down. He looked at Hongjun, "Whether it's true or not, just ask that little demon."
Sanqing and the others were somewhat dumbfounded to find that their heads were turning around at such a high speed before, and then they immediately turned to look at Yanshou with a "swipe" sound, their eyes full of gossip (...).
Lu Ya gritted his teeth and stared at Luo Hu, and then asked Yanshou word by word: "I, after all, scum, you, your heart, your eyes, which goddess is that?"
Yanshou once again showed timid little eyes, and secretly glanced at Nuwa.
Nuwa's face was ashen, and Fuxi's face was also angry.
Sanqing, the hidden gossip group, couldn't help but glance at each other. Fuxi and Nuwa are both brothers and sisters and Taoist couples. They have seen the deep friendship between Hongjun when he first preached. The importance, Fuxi still gave it to Nuwa without hesitation. Could it be that such a good-looking man will be suppressed by Lu NTR in the end?
After Fuxi's anger passed, he calmed down instead. He looked at Yanshou and said, "How did Lu Ya become a 'scumbag' Nuwa?"
Yanshou was frightened by the coercion of the great gods, but he calmed down. He even had time to sigh that Nuwa Saint and His Majesty the Emperor are really brother and sister. Seeing his sister being scum, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't sit still!
But when he heard Fu Xi's question, he was also a little confused. Lu Ya's title of "the number one scumbag in the Three Realms" had already been stamped on his head, showing the state of "unable to drop" for N years, at least his life was extended in Tianting Weekly All I saw was the remarks condemning Lu Ya's scumbag, specifically what he said was scumbag...
Yanshou suddenly ran out of words.
But his silence was regarded by everyone as Lu Ya doing too many scumbags, and he didn't know where to start ←←
Hong Yun, a good old man, finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said with contempt: "What a scumbag!"
Zhen Yuanzi naturally agreed with his good friend: "Yes, scumbag!"
Styx thought for a while, well he can't stay out of the group: "Scumbag!"
Di Jun started to be in a good mood again, making you gloat before Lu Ya, you should!
Xihe and Changxi didn't have a deep friendship with Nuwa at first, but as the injured who were also "scumbags" in the future, they couldn't help but "empathize" by standing beside Nuwa and comforting her.
Nu Wa looked bitter: Damn, who would fall in love with that scumbag? He just looks so affectionate when he looks at it. I always like my elder brother, okay?
In order to prevent the future Nuwa saint, Yanshou decided to bear his conscience and change the order of some things. Of course, he absolutely did not lie, "Lu Ya Daojun, he...he is a scumbag! "
The spirits of the onlookers who were lacking in interest were lifted, and they were finally about to climax!
Even Hongjun couldn't help but ask, "Why is that scumbag?"
"He, he..." Yanshou stammered, "He made His Majesty's belly bigger, and he still doesn't admit it!"
Wow!Everyone subconsciously looked at Nuwa's stomach.
Fuxi quickly stood in front of Nuwa, and Nuwa pursed her lips and pulled the corner of Fuxi's clothes.
Lu Ya's face turned dark, and anyone with a discerning eye could see the relationship between Fuxi and Nuwa. He can't really be so scumbag, can he? !
"Then what about Fuxi?"
"Ah?" Yanshou looked blank, "What's the matter with His Majesty Guan Xihuang?"
Tong Tian couldn't help but speak cheaply again: "Why isn't Fuxi with Nuwa?"
Yanshou: "Hey, didn't His Majesty Xi Huang die very early? I remember his two sons were taken care of by His Majesty Wa!"
According to the textual research, the old man was quick to talk: "Is it possible that in the future, this pair of brothers and sisters will NTR each other and find a new CP..."
Fuxi: "..."
Nuwa: "..."
作者有话要说:高冷美男子天宇扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-11-1400:09:20
Thank you little angel Tianyu for the landmine (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
ps Fuxi Nuwa (not a soft girl) is the official partner in the original novel, irreversible and irreversible.
This chapter of Heilu Yahei is too HAPPY, accidentally write more to provoke wwwww
The next chapter will continue to pick up the Dao ancestor demon master~
206 If the series ends
If Tianting Weekly's brain-dead fans penetrated to the original Hong Huang Wu
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Tong Tian and Yuan Yuan looked at Lao Tzu with amazed eyes, which can be summed up simply as "Emma didn't expect that the big brother who usually looks aloof is actually so sullen..." or something like that.Apparently, Lao Tzu, who knew his two younger brothers as human beings, understood in an instant, so his face turned black.
At that moment just now, even Lao Tzu didn't know why he would suddenly blurt out such "truth", which is obviously wrong...
Yuanzi Hong Yunxi and Changxi Kunpeng of Zhunti Minghe Town feel that they have misunderstood Lao Tzu, this guy can really act, he is so indifferent on the surface, but he is the most gossip in his heart! 【refer to
As for Emperor Jun Taiyi, they are currently eager to prolong their lives and explode a few shocking gossips. It is only fair that everyone gets hacked together←←
Compared with the feeling that the crowd of onlookers had nothing to do with the party and hung up as if they had opened the "gate to a new world", Nuwa Fuxi and Lu Ya, the parties concerned, were much more indignant.The anger of Nuwa and Fuxi is understandable, while Lu Ya is stimulated by the "disaster" eyes of the two brothers and sisters of Nuwa and Fuxi!
Only Luo Hu looked at Hongjun thoughtfully, and suddenly his brain opened: As the saying goes, like a teacher, there must be a disciple. I am so gossip, which means that Hongjun, a teacher, is not too much gossip? !
Having been enemies for so many years, if Hongjun still doesn't know what Luo Hu is thinking at this time, he doesn't have to mess around, so he and Lao Tzu formed a black-faced duo =v=
The old man who was abandoned (?) by his two younger brothers was isolated and helpless, his face was already dark before, and now there were cracks on his calm and paralyzed face, "Teacher..."
As a woman, Nuwa was much more emotional than Fuxi, and she didn't care about stealing Hongjun's talk for a while, she stood up and looked at Lao Tzu and said, "What do you mean by what I said earlier?!"
It's one thing to watch your big brother make a fool of himself now and then, but it's quite another to watch him being questioned.Yuan Tongtian, who is very brotherly (?) stood beside Lao Tzu immediately.Tong Tian sneered and replied: "Why, only fellow Taoist Nuwa can do it, why don't my elder brothers say it?"
Yuan Yuan didn't speak, but nodded his head in agreement.
"You..." Nuwa almost fell on her back in anger, but fortunately Fuxi stood beside her and supported her.
For the first time, the gentle expression was covered by sternness, Fuxi frowned: "Tongtian Daoist, be careful! Everything is just that little demon's nonsense, whether it is true or not!"
Di Jun quickly responded: "Not bad! Fellow Daoist Fuxi is polite!"
As soon as this remark came out, Yanshou, who was still immersed in the self-blame for destroying the relationship between Nuwa Saint and Sanqing Taoist brother and sister, instantly regained consciousness. Misunderstood, Yizheng said: "Everything that the little demon said is the truth! His Majesty's Taoist partner is the sister of the Feng Clan patriarch, Princess Fengning. Immortal Yuyi, among them, Immortal Kong Xuan is a disciple of His Majesty Emperor Wa, and Immortal Yuyi is a disciple of Daoist Master Tongtian!"
Nuwa's face turned pale instantly, and the onlookers all expressed their understanding.The ex-boyfriend and current girlfriend's son has to be raised by himself, it's too cruel!
"Huh?" Tongtian didn't understand why Yanshou suddenly had the map shot at him, but he said with great interest, "I accepted Fuxi's son as an apprentice?"
Behind me, Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan cast cold front-like glances. They also knew that Tong Tian wanted to recruit apprentices to play (?) for not a day or two. If they hadn't stopped them last time, Tong Tian would have recruited apprentices on a whim.Now being said by Yanshou, it obviously aroused Tongtian's idea of accepting apprentices.
Zhunti, who had been soy sauced by passers-by for a long time, finally couldn't bear to participate in the discussion: "Kong Xuan, Yuyi? From the name, it's not a Phoenix. Sure enough, the paternal blood has a great influence on the offspring..."
As the future monk boss, you two know how to have children and inherit these things, man?
Regardless of the people present, Fuxi pulled Nuwa's watch and said: "Nuwa, you heard me, Fuxi's heart can be learned from the sun and the moon!"
"Ahem..." Hongyun coughed suddenly, and when everyone's eyes were focused, he sideways sideways beside Zhen Yuanzi embarrassedly, and whispered: "The sun and the moon seem to be unreliable..."
Everyone: "..."
right!The sun is the star of the sun, that is, the scumbag Di Jun; the moon is the star of the lunar moon, Xihe and Changxi have just been "scumbags"←←
Fuxi, who was robbed of his white by the red cloud, turned blue and red, he was not such a reckless person, but it was about Nu Wa, he was still in a mess.
With tears in her eyes, Nuwa grabbed Fuxi's hand and said firmly, "Brother, I believe in you!"
"Nuwa..." Fuxi touched Nuwa with his backhand.
Xi He couldn't help but said: "Fellow Daoist Nuwa, you still have to be careful about choosing a Taoist companion!"
Nuwa smiled lightly: "Thank you Xi and fellow Taoist, Nuwa understands. Besides," she took out the red hydrangea (Yan Shou's face turned pale), "The red hydrangea is in charge of the marriage of men and women in the world, and I didn't see it from it. The so-called marriage of Princess Fengning."
Fuxi breathed a sigh of relief.
But everyone was puzzled again. After a series of events, they believed [-]% or [-]% of the "future" Yanshou said, but the current situation of Fuxi and Nuwa did not match what he said, and they couldn't help but doubt Yanshou again.
"Cough cough..." Coughing again, everyone looked at Hong Yun first, and Hong Yun innocently said that he definitely didn't cough a second time.
On the surface, Hongjun was calm and breezy, but in fact he almost crushed the seat and said, "I coughed."
"Tch!" As the only two players present who could resist Hongjun, and the other pig teammate (?) Lu Ya was clearly not online, Luo Hui, of course, laughed without hesitation.
Hongjun's hands trembled, but his face was still cold: "Just now, the poor Taoist figured it out, and what Yanshou said, Kong Xuan and Yuyi have already been born."
Everyone's first reaction: Fuxi cheated thousands of years ago?
Hongjun slowly added the last sentence: "...but it was born by Zufeng."
Everyone: "..."
The first thing that came to his mind was prolonging his life. Compared with the painful feeling of everyone's shattered three views, he only felt that there was a suspicion of CP being reversed: "What? Isn't Zufeng and Zulong a pair!"
Everyone: "..."
... Sanguan not only shattered this time, but also fell into dregs.
Styx, who had been silent all this time, suddenly revealed the "truth": "No wonder the red hydrangea didn't respond, Zu Feng is a man!"
According to what Nuwa said before, the red hydrangea determines the marriage between men and women in the world. Zufeng and Fuxi are both men. Whether they get together or not, it has nothing to do with the red hydrangea←←
Being slapped in the face again, even Nuwa, who firmly believes in Fuxi, feels a little tired and doesn't love ==
Yanshou continued to babble: "Zu Long and Zu Feng were originally a couple of lovers (everyone, including Hongjun Luohu and Lu Ya, couldn't help but feel chills after hearing this), because Tiandao just died and the relationship couldn't be seen. If they are used to their love for each other, it involves fighting between the dragon and the phoenix, and when Zulong and Zufeng find out, the situation is already out of control."
Hongjun couldn't sit still: "The Way of Heaven? What does this have to do with the Way of Heaven?"
Sensing that Tiandao's prying is getting worse, Hongjun, Luo Hu, and Lu Ya are sincerely cooperating with each other this time to collectively resist Tiandao.
Yanshou raised his head in a daze, he was a fan of Tianting Weekly, so he would believe everything it said: "Aren't Heavenly Dao and Pan Gu a couple?"
Everyone: "..."
The three views are completely destroyed, and the machine is completely dead.
Laozi Yuanyuan and Tongtian are still divided into three parts by Pangu Yuanshen. Whenever they imagine themselves and Tiandao as CPs, they immediately have the urge to destroy their humanity!
Heaven: …
Should it be said that women are tougher than men? Nuwa, who had suffered a major blow, has recovered at this time. She looked at Yanshou inquiringly—the gossip about Yanshou earlier made Nuwa's favorability for him suddenly Down to the bottom—slowly said: "Are you hiding something?"
Yanshou's body trembled unconsciously, Emma's deterrent power made him unable to help but think of the Nuwa saint he saw before crossing!
Therefore, it is very difficult to mess with a woman who is deeply involved in a lover's suspected cheating scandal ==
Everyone looked at Nu Wa: "How to say?"
Nuwa calmly said: "The little monster Yanshou was shameless towards Lu Ya at first, and seemed to want to make all his deeds public, but suddenly it involved Fuxi, Zufeng and Tiandao. This is not changing the subject. ?"
After hearing this, everyone was stunned.
Originally, with the cultivation base of everyone present, they could see through such a lame disguise of prolonging life at a glance, but after the change of Emperor Jun's family and the "truth" that Fuxi and Nuwa mutually NTR (not) each other, they accepted the following news. All kind of numb.If Nuwa hadn't awakened them, I'm afraid everyone would have been fooled by life extension!
Thinking about it this way, the arrogant people who were not willing to be deceived put coercion on Yanshou one after another.
As a loyal fan of Tianting Weekly (Tianting Weekly: What does it matter to me?), life extension still has a certain backbone, so he resisted! ... After a short breath, he knelt down again, "I recruited my photo! I recruited them all!"
Everyone: "..."
Hongjun and Luohu couldn't hold back their curiosity either. This Yanshou was able to resolutely expose these gossips regardless of the future revenge of Dijun, Nuwa and others, so what could make him so secretive and so fearful?Master Daozu, who couldn't close his brain hole once he opened it, even thought of Tiandao and Pangu's illegitimate son...
Everyone also sat upright, this life extension will definitely tell the "truth ♂" that will destroy the Three Views even more than before.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yanshou, the right hand who had testified against Lu Ya (...) before, once again!refer to!Towards!up!female!Wa... the red hydrangea in his hand.
Red hydrangea: ...
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If Tianting Weekly's brain-dead fans penetrated to the original Hong Huang VI
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Among the onlookers present at the party, Luo Hu lived in the Demon Realm for a long time, and had seen the fact that the Three Views were even more ruined than what Yanshou said, so when everyone had their own concerns about being the first bird, he was the only one who still looked relaxed.
At this moment Luo Hu heard Yanshou's words, touched his chin and said, "Red Hydrangea?"
Nuwa, the owner of the red hydrangea, immediately discovered in horror that her spirit treasure really trembled automatically after Luo Hu yelled!
The eyes of all the people present were focused on the red hydrangea, and naturally they would not miss its abnormal movement. They thought it was Nuwa's hand shaking, but she knew from the surprised expression on her face that she didn't know about it either!
Hongjun also called lightly: "Red hydrangea."
Facing the coercion of everyone, Red Hydrangea showed much more backbone than the previous Yanshou (Yanshou: ...), she resolutely resisted... three breaths, and then flew away from Nuwa reluctantly palm of the hand.
Lao Tzu and others stared closely at the next move of the red hydrangea, and saw her swaying in the air, and then paused for a while. After about a quarter of an hour, a slow childish voice suddenly came from the sea of consciousness of everyone: " ……oh."
Hongjun was also a little surprised, he was not sure: "Are you answering me?"
Everyone waited and waited eagerly, and another quarter of an hour later, the red hydrangea moved slowly, "...um."
Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea hesitantly: "So you really developed spiritual wisdom?"
Seeing such a scene of master and servant killing each other (?), everyone immediately forgot how to judge whether their Lingbao also has spiritual wisdom, and so on, and concentrated on watching the free drama.
Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea, but the red hydrangea did not move this time. Everyone seemed to see the desolate atmosphere surrounding the master and servant!
Tongtian, who has always been identified as "brain-disabled children have more fun", can't help but have a big brain hole, filling up a series of things that Master Nuwa and Red Hydrangea have to say... It's so touching (?) is there any reason!
Sanqing Jieyin and others are all top talents in the prehistoric era, but at this time they are also desperately trying to read the gossip, so they just stand there patiently waiting for the red hydrangea to reply.
A quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour... Half an hour passed before I saw the red hydrangea shaking its ball-shaped body (?), and said slowly, "...what did you ask me just now?"
Everyone: "..."
If you want to say who is the most disappointed present, it must be Fuxi.He was charged with cheating just now and cannot be appealed, and now his sister seems to have a falling out with Ling Baohong Hydrangea, if he stepped forward to comfort her when she was sad...
Fuxi thought beautifully, but even if he was as open-minded as Tongtian Luohu, he would never have imagined that his Congling spiritual power is lively, cute and amiable (?)... the sister... the spiritual treasure would be dull and mature so!
Fu Xi was also drunk...
Of course, the most intoxicated person at the scene was Yanshou. He didn't expect that the red hydrangea, known as "the first killer in the wild", and almost called "YOUKNOWWHO" with Daozu Hongjun and Demon Lord Luohu, would be so stupid and cute black history.
Recalling the appearance of Red Hydrangea arguing with Nuwa sage before crossing, Yanshou was thoughtful.Speaking of Honghuang, the death and love tragedy caused by the red hydrangea over the years, could it be because she was too slow to deal with it in time?
I don’t know that these are two worlds. Even Nuwa changed the shell of Yanshou to wash the red hydrangea as a matter of course. Xiaohong, who was exiled to another world by another Nuwa, you can rest in peace ==
Jieyin Zhunti and the others, who originally thought they could watch a world-shattering (...) show, were a little disappointed, and said to Yanshou distrustfully: "What you want to hide is that the red hydrangea has intelligence?"
Immediately prolonging life, the face is full of bullshit, that is the power of the "first killer in the wild" that you have not seen yet!
Tong Tian was eager to try: "The number one killer in the wild? What a big tone!"
Only then did Yanshou realize that he had already spoken out what was in his heart in a moment of excitement.
Di Juntai, who was trying to narrow his sense of existence before, looked at the red hydrangea with fiery eyes. If the red hydrangea is really "the number one killer in the wild", then wouldn't it be that their monster race dominates the wild...
Luo Hu looked at Nu Wa with a somewhat unkind look. He thought that his God-killing Spear and the Four Swords of Zhu Xian were the most powerful killers. How could even Hongjun's female disciple come out to challenge his Lingbao's status?
Nuwa, who was lying innocently on the gun, smiled wryly. She stretched out her hand to recall the red hydrangea, sensing the dazed look of the other party's spiritual intelligence, but she still didn't believe it: "Although the red hydrangea is one of the top ten innate spiritual treasures, how can it surpass the other few spiritual treasures? Is there a congenital treasure, known as the 'No. [-] killer weapon in the wild'?"
Her subtext is life-extending little demon, for the sake of my family, please don't trick me anymore!
Yanshou's IQ was not on the line at this time, and he couldn't understand Nuwa's good intentions at all, and hurriedly proved to himself: "This killer is not the other killer! The achievements of the red hydrangea in the marriage of bad people are even comparable to the rebirth of the great god Pangu." !"
Pangu Sanqing: "..."
Fuxi said: "Nonsense, the red hydrangea is the most precious treasure of marriage, how can it be bad for people's marriage!"
Yanshou broke his fingers and began to count the "□□news" he got from Tianting Weekly: "Let's not talk about the future, like His Majesty Dijun and Tianhou broke up because of His Majesty Taiyi..."
Di Jun Di Jun Xihe: ...
"Chang'e, the reincarnation of the fairy Changxi, and the great witch Houyi..."
Changxi: ...
"His Majesty Xihuang and Princess Fengning reincarnated from the human race..."
Fuxi and Nuwa: ...
"The master-disciple relationship between the apprentice of the original Taoist priest and his grandson..."
original:……
"Even if Daoist Daoist Daoist arrived at our time, he still couldn't catch up with his apprentice..."
Lao Tzu: …
"Tongtian Daoist, his eldest disciple defected for love..."
Tongtian: …
"I heard that Demon Master Kunpeng has been secretly in love with His Majesty Emperor Wa for a long time..."
Kunpeng:……
"The Immortal Zhenyuanzi and Daoist Hongyun also experienced a life-and-death parting..."
Zhenyuanzi Hongyun: ...
"The Taoist priest Zhunti changed his gender in order to be with the Taoist priest Jieyin, calling himself the Buddha's mother..."
Receiving Quasi-mention: ...
As he talked, Yanshou gradually forgot about the subject, and enthusiastically (?) brainwashed everyone in Zixiao Palace, spreading the great cause of gossip. ... At least the Haotian Wonderland behind Hongjun is already yearning for the stars.
It is conceivable that even if Yanshou suddenly leaves this world, the fire of gossip has already spread in place.
In addition to Lu Ya, who had been exposed before, almost all of them were lying on their guns except Styx Hongjun and Luo Hui. The scene was too beautiful to imagine...
Tongtian, who had a big brain hole in the first place, has no time for the United States to worry about the news that his future disciple will "betray the family for love". Lian, I can't help but imagine if this is also the inheritance of the teacher...
Then Teacher Hongjun treated the three brothers...!
Tong Tian looked at Hong Jun in horror.
Seeing Tongtian's revealing expression, Hongjun knew everything. He knew that his third disciple, a brain-dead disciple, had given up treatment, so he simply didn't want to argue with him.
Luo Hu said with malicious intentions: "Then what about Hongjun, has his marriage been ruined?"
Crowd:!
Emma looked at Daozu's indifferent face, the marriage is so magical that he doesn't have the same style of painting, okay!
Hongjun glanced at Luo Hu, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and then said, "But it's okay to say." So far, he has no one who is attracted to him, and it is even more impossible for him to fit in the way of heaven in the future, so Hongjun considers himself a I am not afraid of the oblique shadow.
Then, he really slanted ←←
Yanshou timidly looked at Hongjun, then at Luohu.
Hongjun Luohu: "..."
The hint was so obvious that it was difficult for everyone to pretend not to know!
Compared with this news, Dijun is bisexual, Fuxi is cheating, Lu is a scumbag, Nuwa, etc. are all weak!
Who are Hongjun and Luohu?Dao ancestor and Mo ancestor!The deadly enemy among deadly enemies!Just by the name, you can tell how opposite they are.However, everyone thought about it after being shocked, it seems that the so-called "love and kill each other" will be popular in the future?So the pair of Daozu and Mozu doesn't sound unacceptable...it's still unacceptable, huh!
Sanqing was shaking as if he had Parkinson's syndrome, Di Juntai's eyes were dull, Xi and Changxi gasped, Fuxi and Nuwa were dumbfounded, Jieyin Zhunti twisted his mouth in fright, Zhenyuanzi Hongyun's eyes were dull , Styx Kunpeng... They have been completely petrified.
Only Lu Ya pointed at Hongjun Luohu, laughing out of breath.The spokesperson selected by Tiandao actually has an unusual relationship with his mortal enemy, which really makes Lu Ya feel extremely comfortable.You Tiandao deliberately injured me with the thunder of the sky at the beginning, and made me lose the jade plate of good fortune. I didn't expect that now your spokesperson has something to do with the loser Luo Hu...
Lu Ya suddenly remembered that what Yanshou meant before was that the marriage between Hongjun and Luo Hu had been ruined by the red hydrangea. He smiled sinisterly, and he would be gentle if he wanted to be gentle with Yanshou: "You said that Hongjun's marriage was ruined? Could it be? He became a saint in the first place because he cut off his bad relationship with Rahu?"
Everyone suddenly remembered that Hongjun's sanctification was indeed achieved at the end of the dragon and phoenix catastrophe in the battle with Luohu in the west. The relationship is not a fight, but a sword to cut the thread of love?
Luo Hu looked furious: "What are you thinking about?" He and Hongjun had fought in an upright manner, and if he lost, it was because he was inferior to others. It was better than being misunderstood as a poor man who was abandoned by Hongjun!
Seeing that Yanshou was trembling by the murderous intent of Hongjun and Luo Hu, Yang Mei, who had watched the drama for a long time, finally appeared, and immediately brought Yanshou into the time channel, and threw a Tianting Weekly to Hongjun, "Small, I I can only help you get here!" Then he disappeared.
Hongjun looked at the Tianting Weekly thoughtfully.
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[Help] What should I do if I suddenly find out that I will be with my rival in the future?
RT, lz is a newcomer, there is nothing wrong with this posting format, right?
===1L-Hong#¥%&*===
Oh, it's a newcomer, welcome newcomer!
===2L-Please call me sesame bag===
Welcome newcomers, there is nothing wrong with posting~
===3L-Blue Ice===
Hehe, looking at the cute tone of lz, it seems that we have a cute friend in our forum!
===4L-Wan Wan===
I'm more curious about lz's ID?Why is the latter part garbled?
===5L-China Summer===
Curious +1, it won't be a technical problem again...
===6L-Racked Hut===
Fellow huts, please don't doubt the technicians.
===7L-Situ Lingyao===
Reply to 5L and 6L: I don’t know about Pindao, I originally planned to register my real name, but after connecting with my spiritual consciousness, it becomes garbled characters.
===8L-Hong#¥%&*===
How is it possible, the technical department has been completely reformed, I'll check it again, flash it first!
===9L-Situ Lingyao===
Fellow Daoist Situ has always been very busy recently...
===10L-nest in the corner===
You're right, I haven't seen her post in ages.
===11L-Mercury===
Could it be the last time?
===12L-Wei An Bear===
Is ls referring to the matter of Fellow Daoist Xiaohong?
===13L-you and me in the sky===
I also wonder if Fellow Daoist Situ was punished for searching the database without authorization...
===14L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===
Don't worry, fellow Daoist Situ is busy because she got promoted and fell in love.
===15L-Elegant Boat===
Friends of the boat!what happened?
===16L-Xinqing===
It’s just that there was a garbled data intrusion on the forum last time, and the source was not found out afterwards, so fellow Daoist Situ
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