Mother of God, your sister

This chapter is also known as: Red Hydrangea の Patterns to Die Encyclopedia.

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One day, because of the founding of Tianting Weekly, the gods in the fairy world are more and more fond of staying at home and surfing the forums. In Zixiao Palace 33 days away, a shameless and happy pia, pia, pia life began...

Until the arrival of Nuwa and others.

Hongjun, who had just packed his clothes and walked out of the inner hall, was stunned by the rainy appearance of his little padded padded jacket!

"Nuwa?" Hongjun hurried forward.

"Teacher yingying!" Nuwa threw herself into Hongjun's arms with teary eyes (?).

"What's the matter?" Hongjun comforted Nuwa softly, while raising his head and trying to question Lu Ya and Fuxi with his eyes.

Behind Lu Ya's face of nothing to do with himself, there is a faint feeling of coolness.Fuxi was much more normal, and looked at Nuwa with a distressed face, showing the attitude that a good brother should have to the fullest.

But Hongjun always felt that something was wrong.

At this time, Luo Hu also walked out with his back supported (...), and was immediately frightened by Nu Wa's non-stop crying, and said angrily, "Who made Nu Wa cry like this?"

"Cough..." Lu Ya and Fuxi turned their heads away at the same time, looking at the sky and the earth but not Hongjun and Luohu.

"Huh? Lao Tzu and the others are here too?" Sensing Sanqing's arrival, Hongjun frowned, because he hadn't used Tiandao's calculation ability to deduce things around him for a long time because of some shielding considerations. , This also leads to the current update of Daozu and Mozu in terms of the amount of information being inferior to saints such as Nuwa and Sanqing.

After Sanqing came, he also expressed concern and anger at Nuwa's inexplicable tears. Hongjun saw that they also looked ignorant, so he frowned and said, "If you don't know, why did you come here?"

Tong Tian spoke first: "It was Zhu Xianjian and Pan Gu Ban who suddenly poked me and my second brother here."

Yuanyuan nodded in affirmation, while Laozi calmly gestured to the Taiji diagram in his hand, the subtext was self-evident.

"Teacher Yingying!" Nuwa, who was still crying in Hongjun's arms just now, raised her head at this moment, "Teacher's reputation has been ruined!"

Upon hearing the word "fame", Hongjun and Luo Hui's first reaction was to look at Lu Ya←←

Lu Ya said to Alexander: "Hey, I'm innocent!"

It is also rare for Fu Xi to speak for the bastard who kidnapped (?) his sister who has been hostile to him for so many years: "...This matter really has nothing to do with Lu Ya."

Hongjun got a little dizzy: "What's going on?"

"Could it be because of the gossip on the forum?" Lao Tzu touched his chin and suddenly raised a possibility.

Yuanyuan also nodded, "Pangu Banner and several other Lingbao have been browsing the forum all day long, and today they suddenly asked me to come to Zixiao Palace, there must be something strange."

Speaking of Lingbao, Sanqing and Hongjun Luohu were taken aback for a moment, and then said in unison: "Red Hydrangea?"

Nuwa wept for a while, Lu Ya shrugged, and Fuxi sighed silently.

...It turns out that it is really a red hydrangea.

In the silence of the crowd, the red hydrangea was tremblingly released from the map of Shanhe Sheji by Nuwa, and looked at the crowd pitifully.

...then said bluntly: "Xiaohong is innocent!"

"You you you you you..." Nuwa almost fell on her back in anger, and immediately complained to Hongjun, "The red hydrangea didn't even approve the vest, and directly used the id vestment of the real body to slander disciples on the forum, if it weren't for Lu Ya accidentally found that post, I don't know how long I will be kept secret!"

"...Now almost everyone in the fairy world thinks that the owner of the red hydrangea is such a mean, loveless, and stupid middle-aged old woman." Nuwa ended perfectly with a standard crying "嘿嘤嘿", and then He threw himself into Luo Hu's arms again.

"What?" Hearing that Nu Wa had been slandered, Hong Jun couldn't sit still, and looked at the red hydrangea, "Is there such a thing?"

Xiaohong resisted Hongjun's coercion with great backbone... for a second, and then decisively sold netizens, "Hey, Xiaohong doesn't know anything! Xiaohong is just telling the truth, and everything else is the truth on the forum." My friends have figured it out!!"

Seeing that Sanqing was still not very clear about the ins and outs of the matter, Lu Ya took out Tianting Weekly from his Taoist robe, randomly selected a section of the post he had screenshotted before, and recited with emotion: "The first master of lz is the master of the current master, According to fellow Taoists, the two masters before and after, plus their official companions, often bully lz in collusion, but I like to shut lz tightly!"

Nu Wa cried even louder, and the faces of Luo Hu and Hong Jun also turned black.

"...Master lz's elder brother is destined to die in love. Obviously lz has bless him and his cp so hard, but the love between him and cp in both lives ended in be, and lz is helpless."

Fuxi's face also turned blue. Originally, he had only read Xiaohong's post complaining about Nuwa's confinement, so Fuxi, who cared very much for children, thought it would be good to teach her a little lesson.Who knew that Lu Ya would find out all the posts that Xiaohong had posted in the past with the authority of the Nuwa administrator. !

"...Master lz still has three senior brothers, the elder brother is still a dt when he is old, in fact, lz seriously suspects that the elder brother is so incompetent..."

Lao Tzu paused for a moment, looked at the red hydrangea calmly and did not speak.

"...lz's master, the second senior brother, is a shiver, he likes to beat his younger brother all day long, and sometimes lz can't help but shed tears of sympathy for his younger brother."

Yuanyuan suddenly lit up the Pangu flag, and his expressionless face suddenly evoked a smile.

"...Master lz's third senior brother is the younger brother who was whipped, but it may be that his father (?) had run out of nourishment when he gave birth to him, which made third senior brother sometimes appear to be more brain-dead..."

Compared with the "calmness" and "calmness" of the two older brothers, the grumpy Tongtian expressed that he could not bear it!Immediately, the murderous Zhuxian Sword Qi attacked the trembling red hydrangea.

At this time, Lu Ya thought as much fun as he wanted!Because it was his son's farce that Nuwa's Mao Mao came out at the beginning, he was cast aside by the gods of the fairy world as "the first scumbag in the three worlds" for so many years, not to mention that Sanqing and Fuxi occasionally disliked him Just come to a mixed doubles attack on him.

Lu Ya, who has been hacked for so many years, said that he is finally going to stand up!So he continued to recite some comments from netizens.

"Master lz's family is really a snake spirit!"

Hongjun, Luohu, Sanqing, Fuxi, Kong Xuan and Dapeng lay down their guns again.

"Little Hong is so pitiful. Such a cute Lingbao has been treated so unfairly. The previous and previous masters of lz are simply blind!"

Hongjun, who was hacked again, said that he absolutely did not secretly bless mana on the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!

"Master lz's official companions really don't have good eyesight, they actually like masters who like to abuse lz..."

Lu Ya automatically blocked the fact that he was actually one of the "official partners". As for Luo Hu...he directly let the God Killing Spear and the Twelfth Grade Black Lotus end.

"Master lz's elder brother is absolutely incompetent and infallible. This is the experience of being a wandering Taoist priest in the world for a hundred years!"

Lao Tzu:  …

"Master lz's second senior brother and third senior brother, one s and one m, are a perfect match, but just thinking about Poverty Dao makes me think it's too harsh =v="

Primordial Babel: ...

Now not only Tongtian, but even Lao Tzu, Yuanyuan and the good-tempered Fuxi also ended up together, Xiaohong actually insisted at this moment: "Xiaohong is innocent! Xiaohong doesn't know anything at all!"

#nozuodie#

After Xiaohong was beaten up by Lingbao's friends until her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, Hongjun began to have a headache again about how to deal with the red hydrangea.Because when the Lingbao Yuanling was produced, I didn't know what steps went wrong, which caused the red hydrangea to mutate and become the number one killer in the prehistoric world today.But she is the carrier of Nuwa's benevolent corpse, so keeping her in confinement is not an option...

Seeing Xiaohong being beaten with her own eyes, Nuwa felt better and said happily, "Teacher! Teacher, I have a way!"

"Do you still remember Yangmei and the Little Golden Crow back then? We can also send the red hydrangea to another dimension!"

Nuwa's proposal made everyone suddenly enlightened!

——Since you can't stop Red Hydrangea from harming people, at least let her harm others!

"But... do you ask for help to raise your eyebrows again?" Luo Hu's expression was very reluctant, ahem... We need to understand the sense of crisis when someone always thinks of their lover as their first love.

Nuwa raised her hand in a very cute(?) way: "I just met a new immortal with a different space breath, and I can send the red hydrangea out with the guidance of the breath!"

#Everyone still remember Zhang Changlin by the Daming Lake#

Zhang Changlin: ...

A group of Lingbao friends also liked to hear about this, and expressed to Xiaohong, "it's easy to leave" without the love of companions!

Xiaohong: Can we still play happily together?

Zhonglingbao: ...haha.

So, when the person (?) Hong Hydrangea has no voting rights at all, her ownership is so happily decided. Regarding this, Xiaohong said: "... Hey, let people browse the forum for the last time!"

I don't know if it was too brainwashed by the weekly magazine held by Yaochi and many female immortals in the heaven. Except for Hongjun and Luohu who are temporarily out of date because of..., Sanqing Nuwa Fuxi and Lu Ya unexpectedly appeared inappropriately. I remembered an apt bosom friend title that fits the current scene...

#仙界恐怖, the last wish of the helpless Lingbao before being expelled was to browse the forum again! #

The author has something to say: The next chapter is Xiaohong's farewell post oo

Xiaohong continues to insist on dying for 100 years =v=

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Thank you Tianyu little angel and blue ice little angel for mine =v=

Tianyu dear, you are so cold lately