Mother of God, your sister

The philosophy of survival in the fairy world: if you don't want to be amwayed by others, you have to take the initiative to amway others.

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Zhang Changlin was listlessly leading a copy of Tianting Weekly, which he bought with all the funds in his storage bag, and his heart was bleeding secretly.No matter how the clerks in the Tingting Weekly franchise store boasted that the products are heaven and earth, in the eyes of Zhang Changlin and other modern soaring gods, they are just the evolution of the Apple ipad.

#圣人 You guys are so pirated of the mortal product production concept, are other immortals artificial? #

Especially after the value of Tianting Weekly used up the treasures stored in Zhang Changlin's storage bag for a hundred years of cultivation, he already understood how difficult it was for those immortals who had to buy pirated copies.

Working hard for hundreds of years, once back to before liberation... After Zhang Changlin bound the Tianting Weekly in his hand with his spiritual consciousness (huh?), he suddenly had the feeling to go to the gossip forum to complain about the dark organization Tianting in the fairy world. The whole process of using gossip weekly to exploit the new immortals...

Then, when he saw a top post on the gossip forum, it turned out that the six sages appeared in real robes, and he justly said that the production process of Tianting Weekly was their own idea, and it was completely different from the apples and ipads in the world. It doesn't matter at all, no!Clothes!Come!war!

...He fell silent for a moment.

Sure enough, the darkest people in the fairy world are these six saints.Speaking of which, how did the senior immortals who were once as indignant as he was about the price of Tianting Weekly turn to saints and Tianting hackers, and then passersby turned fans?

#In the case that the immortals in the entire fairy world are in Amway to others, if they are not in peace with others, they can only be Amway#

What a sad story! 【Wipe tears】

Back in the Nantianmen Inn (...), Zhang Changlin sat alone in the room and began to think about his own way.After being fooled by some senior immortals in the teahouse before, Zhang Changlin’s companions had already been almost amnesty, each of them seemed to have become fans of the saints, and they were soon reported to the Tianting Weekly by the Tianting Weekly, which was bought with all their wealth. , to become a qualified Amway officer, ah no...it is the lifelong goal of the law enforcement officers of the Heavenly Court!

...It's really not pursued.Zhang Changlin sighed.

In fact, he is still laughing at fifty steps. You must know that in the atmosphere of the teahouse, Zhang Changlin was hard not to be Amway (so what is Amway?), However, the heartache of buying Tianting Weekly at a huge price was enough to wake Zhang Changlin up.This is also the reason why he did not go to heaven with his companions, but first found an inn to stay and think about the way out.

At present, Tianting is the most powerful in the fairy world. As the only operator of Tianting Weekly, it goes without saying that Tianting has made a lot of money in recent years [jealous face]

The second is Buddhism in the Western world. As a sect with a large number of believers in the lower world, they have also benefited many immortals in the past.However, it is said that Buddhism is not peaceful. The current head teacher of Buddhism is Amitabha, the leader of Hinayana Buddhism. Emperor Jun and Taiyi are former disciples of the monster clan who have been working without any effort after waking up.

Zhang Changlin almost swears again after hearing the names of Duobao, Dijun and Taiyi.No wonder he thought the saying of the sage was so familiar, and even the prehistoric people were confused!

Before Zhang Changlin could consider which dark organization (?) would be more reliable, he suddenly found two people sitting next to him!

Zhang Changlin's cold sweat broke out in an instant. This Nantianmen Inn was built by Haotian Jade Emperor with a huge sum of money, and he specially invited the formation master Tongtian Sage... The brainless fan Shitianjun also set up a defensive formation.Readers who have read the volume of Fengshen should still have fresh memories of Shi Tianjun. Although they are extremely brain-dead, their attainments in formations are not inferior to Tongtian's personal disciple Yunxiao Fairy.

On the way Zhang Changlin was led to the inn room by Xiao Er, he was enthusiastically (?) many great achievements of Shi Tianjun and the formation even stopped Jinxian's attack. It is said that Daluo Jinxian could not completely cover up within the range of the formation breath.

But Zhang Changlin didn't realize how the two people around him appeared at this moment, nor could he sense their aura.There are only two possibilities, either Shi Tianjun is an idiot, or the cultivation base of these two people is above Da Luo Jinxian!

Although he very much hoped that it was the previous possibility, it was obviously unreliable. Just now, Shi Tianjun was selected as one of the top [-] moving heavens in the formation section of Tianting Weekly (...), which shows that their The level is still very holdable.

"Oh, don't be so nervous!" A female fairy among the two mysterious people spoke first, and she looked at Zhang Changlin with a smile, "We have no malicious intentions."

I believe you are to blame!Zhang Changlin complained silently in his heart, but it was a pity that he didn't dare to speak in the face of another male fairy's terrifying expression and depression.

In fact, Nu Wa and Lu Ya just secretly used their spiritual consciousness to browse the forums on Tianting Weekly, and then... Lu Ya saw a post that seemed to complain that he was a scumbag...

Lu Ya, who was called a "scumbag", expressed his anger.

Nüwa: Hehe, it's not the first time anyway, why are you so angry.

Seeing that Zhang Changlin was frightened by Lu Ya's low air pressure, Nu Wa poked Lu Ya with her elbow with a smile, and the latter finally withdrew his pressure with a dark face.

Zhang Changlin breathed a sigh of relief, and then became nervous again: "The two seniors..."

Who would have thought that Nu Wa's words completely shocked him—"You also traveled through time?"

Through through through through through through...

These two words began to flash endlessly in Zhang Changlin's mind, and finally converged into one sentence: He found an organization!

At this time, Zhang Changlin looked at Nuwa's smiling face again, and he immediately regarded the shady and ruthless person who was originally malicious as a little angel who sent warmth to the people of the same way!He seemed to really see a halo of light flickering above the opponent's head!

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It is well known to the older generations in Honghuang that Emperor Fuxi is not only a sister-controller, wife-controller, and son-controller, but in fact he is also a hidden evidence-controller.It's a pity that due to the harsh (?) natural conditions of the prehistoric times, Fuxi's hidden attribute could not be stimulated for a while.Until, Tianting Weekly was born.

Fuxi Nisang said that after dozens of chapters, he finally had the opportunity to come out to show his presence again!

[Analysis] On the Classification of Many Spiritual Treasures in the Prehistoric Period

Hello everyone, this is Tianting Weekly's knowledge popularization forum, and it's time for the weekly Shengun teacher to (delete) Amway (delete) analyze all kinds of old prehistoric things. Our topic today is about the classification of prehistoric spirit treasures.

===1l-God stick===

God stick teacher, my little angel!Finally waited for your popular science again!

===2l-Situ Lingyao===

I was robbed of the sofa by LS... I also want to confess my love to you, Mr. Godstick!

===3l-You and I in the sky===

The magic stick teacher can fight for another 500 years!

===4l-Stardust===

Master God, you are my god!

===5l-Wan Wan===

Every time I see a post by Master Shengun, I know that there will be a lot of comments below, which are broken all over the place←←

Teacher Magic Stick, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!

===5l-nest in the corner===

The most broken moral is ls...

===6l-Tears of Rebirth===

Speaking of which, a monkey...

===7l-Xinqing===

7l What scene do you think of when you are sad (xi) heart (wen) sick (le) mad (jian)?

===8l-Zhe Wing===

Fellow Daoist Zheyi, you always tell the truth, this is not good, and the water meter will be checked by the network administrator.

===9l-Xinqing===

This post has only been opened for more than ten seconds, and it has been scrolled down to the tenth floor. You are also working hard for Teacher Shenzhu.

Poor I am also drunk!

===10l-Racky Hut===

Why hasn't the magic stick teacher appeared yet?impatient...

===11l-nest in the corner===

Calm down, according to the usual situation, it can only mean that the content that Teacher Shenzhu has to explain is very long.

===12l-Weian Bear===

Haha, looking forward to it~

===13l-Elegant Boat===

Hehe, fellow daoists are always so enthusiastic, but I still want to solemnly say, Mr. God stick, fellow daoists of 5l, the teacher is already married, so you don't want to fall in love with the teacher.

The following officially begins the science popularization.

Because there are too many spiritual treasures involved in this topic, Master Shengun only classified the congenital treasures, congenital spiritual treasures and some acquired spiritual treasures that were born before the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.

Everyone must have heard the words of innate treasure.There are only three innate treasures in Honghuang, which are the Tai Chi Diagram in the hands of the saint Laozi, the leader of the human religion, the Pangu flag in the hands of the original saint of the interpretation leader, and the chaotic clock in the hands of the monster Donghuang Taiyi.

The three great treasures are formed by three points of the Chaos Supreme Treasure Kaitianshen Axe. Among them, the specific effect of the Taiji diagram in the hands of the saint Laozi is still unknown. After all, the saint Laozi ruled by doing nothing, and never used the Taiji diagram. People teach town to teach the most treasure.As for the Pangu Banner and the Chaos Clock, although they have both offensive and defensive capabilities, in the opinion of Teacher Shenstick himself, the former should be biased towards magical powers such as tearing, smashing, and domination, while the latter should be biased towards magical powers such as suppressing time and space, refining yin and yang, and turning the universe around. , They are all well-deserved innate treasure levels.

===14l-God stick===

Seeing Teacher Shengun rejecting Pindao in a serious manner, Pindao is excited about Teacher Shengun's dedication, and a little frustrated...

===15l-nest in the corner===

ls dead open!

Teacher Shenzhu is really a good teacher, and he pointed out the poor and illiterate at once.

Can Pindao say that I always thought that the Chaos Clock was in the hands of the Babel Saint... ←←

===16l-Notebook===

ls+1

The ignorant Pindao also thinks so, after all, the second of the three great innate treasures is in the hands of the two elder brothers of Tongtian Sage...

It's really inertial thinking that kills people!

===17l-Meteor Tears===

Huh huh?Isn't the Four Swords of Zhu Xian of the Tongtian Saint the level of innate treasure? !

===18l-Elegant Boat===

Several fellow Taoists have clearly entered into a misunderstanding.

The Chaos Clock is the companion spirit treasure of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi. The Eastern Emperor has not discovered the true power of the Chaos Clock in the early stage, and it is commensurate with the Eastern Emperor's Bell. This is the reason why the Chaos Clock was unknown in the early prehistoric times.

It wasn't until after the Lich War that the two saints in the West wanted to obtain the Chaos Clock that temporarily lost its owner because the Eastern Emperor blew his true spirit into a deep sleep, and they had a conflict with the demon saint Nuwa, so that the Chaos Clock was truly known.Of course, this period of history was also informed by the third party, after all, the teacher was dead at that time...

===19l-God stick===

The magic stick teacher accidentally exposed that he is really old←←

===20l-Xin'er===

How tragic the Lich War was, we can see from the narration of the senior immortals, Mr. Shengun was also one of the Liches who participated in the battle back then?

In this way, based on the calculation of time, those who can participate in the battle must at least have a cultivation level above Jinxian, so Teacher Shenzhu is at least a powerful person who was born before Daozu's second sermon!

===21l-Zhe Wing===

Could it be that fellow Daoist Zheyi was excited for a while, but I, I, I, I, I, I were also frightened. It turns out that Teacher Shenzhu is such an amazing senior!

===22l-China Summer===

A character who existed since Daozu preached... Emma is millions of times my age!

===23l-Tears of Rebirth===

More than...

===24l-Racky Hut===

Alright, alright, let’s not delve too deeply into the age of the magic stick teacher, let’s get back to the topic.

Reply to fellow Daoist Xiaochuan at 18l, the question about you happens to be the topic that Pindao will discuss next, so let’s talk about it together, Mr. Shengun.

Generally speaking, the Four Swords of Jade Dynasty is not considered a congenital treasure. It can barely be regarded as a kind of congenital treasure, which is a level between the congenital spiritual treasure and the congenital treasure... However, if the four swords of Jade Dynasty are paired with the picture of Jade Dynasty sword, it will be more powerful. The effect of it is even more powerful than the innate treasure.His first master was the demon lord Luo Hu. At the end of the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, the demon lord set up a plan to kill the immortals in the west. In the end, it was Daozu who tried to damage the cause and effect of the western spiritual veins, defeated Luo Hu, and then bestowed it on him. The Tongtian sage.

Back then, the trend of stopping and teaching ten thousand immortals came to court, in addition to the sage Tongtian not only accepting disciples from witches, demons, and people, but also the great reputation of the Four Swords of Execution of Immortals.Fellow Daoists should have heard the rumors about the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, "Unless the four saints are together, they can't be broken!"

How domineering, back then in Zixiao Palace, Master Shengun heard Daozu say these words to Tongtian sage with his own ears, and his memory is still fresh.

===25l-God stick===

Teacher Godstick, you...are showing your age again...

===26l-Weian Bear===

So Master Shenzhu is really a great power who gained the Tao when he preached in Zixiao Palace?

===27l-Mercury===

Zixiao Palace gave three sermons, and the third sermon is said to be that no one below Daluo Jinxian can go there, so it is estimated that Teacher Shenzhu should have transformed into a form during the period of dragon and phoenix catastrophe.

===28l-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

God!The magic stick teacher must be a quasi-sage-level power!

===29l-Ink dyed brocade===

I remember that there were not many powerful people who could participate in the third lecture of Zixiao Palace. Except for the six saints who were sanctified, only Zhenyuanzi Daxian, Tianhuang Fuxi, Dihuang Hongyun, Kunpeng Demon Master, Demon Emperor Jun , Donghuang Taiyi, Twelve Ancestral Witches, Old Ancestor Styx... the god stick should be one of these people.

===30l-I am the helpful little red===

It's fellow Taoist Xiaohong!

===31l-arcobaleno===

Fellow Daoist Xiaohong, you are really helpful!

===32l-Wan Wan===

Helpful +1

===33l-Situ Lingyao===

I heard Xiaohong said that this post is very interesting, so come and watch.

===34l-Little Ding===

Onlookers +1

===35l-small picture===

yooooo!Good job, Mr. Magic Stick!

Zhu Xian Four Swords + Sword Picture is so domineering, hahaha!

===36l-Xiaozhu===

Why do you only focus on the Four Swords of Zhuxian and the Chaos Clock? Do you look down on Taiji Diagram and Pangu Banner?

===37l-Little Banner===

calm down.

I was just called by Xiaohong to watch.

===38l-little lady===

What does 37l's Xiaofan Daoyou mean? If you don't like it, please leave, okay?

===39l-Xin'er===

From 34l to 38l are all named in the same id style, wouldn't it be a group to find fault?

====40l-you and me in the sky

The author has something to say: Little Red = Red Hydrangea Small Ding = Qiankun Ding Small Picture = Shanhe Sheji Picture Small Zhu = Zhuxian Sword Small Banner = Pangu Banner Little Tai = Taiji Picture

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Thank you for the landmine of the little angel of tears~

Thank you little angel Tianyu for the two mines~ By the way, you have been really cold recently, and you don’t say anything.

It seems that the words of one chapter are not enough, so the difficult task of peeling off the little red vest... Let's move to the next chapter!

The next chapter should be the whole forum, little angels don't mind?