Mother of God, your sister

From Yaoji to Zhinu, the women of Haotian's family are falling at the speed of light.

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Even though Lao Tzu and Xuandu, the master and apprentice, are in a delicate state of cold war (I think Xuandu went down to earth to see Nvwa and sulked, but Xuandu just thinks I don’t know why), but when they saw Wukong, they still smiled at the same time. meaning.

Lao Tzu said kindly, "Maomao, why are you here?"

Wukong smiled wryly: "Uncle, can you not call me this nickname?" Wukong's heart was full of sadness, because he was deceived by brother Duobao when he was young and ignorant. Who knew the name Maomao, but forgot the existence of Tianting Weekly.

With the publicity of his deeds along the way with Jin Chanzi, even those who knew his name was Sun Wukong before firmly believed that "Mao Mao" was his real body!Wukong felt speechless when he thought of it.

Sure enough, I also selectively ignored Wukong's protest. In his opinion, Teacher Hongjun's name was well acquired, and Mao Mao was so catchy, "Maomao, you haven't answered the uncle's question yet."

Xuandu gave his junior brother a sympathetic look.

Wukong could only reply: "My nephew couldn't find her mother in Wa Palace, and I heard from Aunt Qingyu that her mother and father have gone down to earth, so..."

Here I have to mention Tianting Weekly's brainwashing skills again. Even though Lu Ya repeatedly stated seriously in front of Wukong boy that he was definitely not his father, Wukong still firmly believed that Luya and Nuwa were official partners. !

"Wait," Xuan Du said in surprise, "Nuwa... Uncle Nuwa has also descended to earth?" After so many years, he is still not used to referring to his buddies as elders.

Who knew that Lao Tzu looked even more surprised than him: "You don't know?!" Then why did Xuandu go down to earth with him?

Xuandu looked puzzled, "I have been refining alchemy for hundreds of years, how could I know about Nuwa's news." He forgot to bring the word "shishu" along the way.

Lao Tzu's thumping heart slowly returned to its normal rhythm. How could he have delusional thoughts that Xuandu wanted to be with him before he descended to the mortal world?Although things have changed, Xuandu still only has Nuwa in his heart, and he always refuses to call Nuwa his uncle...

Wukong turned his face away and sighed silently, that's why he didn't want to meet Senior Uncle Laozi and Senior Brother Xuandu alone.The flirting, scolding and show of love between these two people is almost blinding the eyes of others, and they will be immersed in their own world from time to time, and they don't want to think how embarrassing it is for outsiders to watch!

"Hmm... Uncle and senior brother also went down to see mother?"

Xuan Du shook his head, "No, it's the Jade Emperor who has something to ask for."

Wukong reflexively said: "Uncle Haotian has another relative, Sifan?"

Regarding Wukong's reaction, Lao Tzu and Xuan Du both had expressions of understanding and helplessness.Speaking of it, I don't know if Tianting Weekly has exposed too many gossips about gods and gods, which lead to the negative value of character. The relatives around Haotian and Yaochi will always show their presence in the world unwilling to be lonely from time to time.

First, Haotian's younger sister, Yaoji, went down to the earth to reconnect with the mortal Yang Tianyou. The two gave birth to two sons and a daughter. They were Yang Jiao, Yang Jian and Yang Chan.Afterwards, Yaoji was also imprisoned in Taoshan and thought about it. Fortunately, Yaoji's children were able to survive and rescued their mother. From then on, Yaoji lived in the world with Yang Tianyou, who ate a flat peach and had no mana but could stay young forever. Haotian and Yaochi turned a blind eye to this.

Not long after Yaoji's fanciful turmoil, it was the turn of Haotian and Yaochi's eldest daughter, Princess Longji of the Heavenly Court.She is a fairy in charge of water, looking at the human sorrows and joys reflected in the river all day long, and at the age of rebellious puberty (...) she wants to run away from home and play in the world.It was the time when the Battle of Conferred Gods was about to start, and Haotian Yaochi was worried about her daughter's suffering in the mortal world, so she had to ruthlessly demote her to the Qingluan Douque on Phoenix Mountain. Unexpectedly, she still couldn't escape.

Because of Luoxuan's burning of Xiqi City, Longji went down the mountain to help Zhou defeat Zhou. Finally, because of Pingxin, he used Yunxiao's hand to start the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods, and died in the formation of ten thousand immortals. Haotian Yaochi could only be sealed in grief. She is Red Luan Star.How can the days of being bound by the Conferred God List be as carefree as the princesses of the Heavenly Court?

After her younger sister and daughter, Haotian's niece Yang Chan also lagged behind. She married Ao Bing, the third son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea.The Dragon Clan belonged to the land gods, and in fact they were barely compatible with Yang Chan, but there were always a few old dudes who were gossiping behind their backs.If it wasn't for the increasing prestige of the Heavenly Court after the conferment of the gods, and the two behemoths Zhenyuanzi and Jiejiao standing behind Yang Chan, Haotian might have to order Yang Chan and Ao Bing to reconcile under pressure.

With so many previous convictions, it is no wonder that Wukong's first reaction when he thinks of Haotian's "asking for something" is that someone in his family has something wrong again.

Xuandu coughed a few times, and said with a smile: "You are really right, this time it is Haotian's seventh daughter, Weaver Girl."

Wukong felt sorry for Qiran: "Uncle Haotian is too miserable..."

At this time, the three of them, who only knew so much, thought that Zhinu was just following the example of the elders in the family to go down to the earth for fun. Unexpectedly, with a relaxed mind, they got a shocking thunder in the earth!

——Weaver Girl, not only descended to the mortal world, but also found a mortal to marry, and that mortal was a cowherd sleeping in a cowshed!

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Lu Ya and Nvwa, who met the three of Laozi in the mortal world, were also amazed, "What? Zhinu married a cowherd?!"

Nuwa and Lu Ya, who have been cheated by the red hydrangea again and again during these days, looked at each other, and decisively planted this matter on the red hydrangea as well.

Nu Wa immediately took out the red hydrangea from the picture of Shanhe Sheji, and asked repeatedly: "Is the matter of Zhinu related to you?"

Red Hydrangea choked a few times aggrieved, and complained quietly: "I was locked up by the master when Zhinu came down to earth...and who cares about the relationship between men and women!"

Xiaohong, Yuelao will cry, he will cry!

Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea suspiciously: "It really has nothing to do with you?"

Xiao Hong snorted arrogantly: "Go away, the dog and the girl, they are now paying attention to Zulong Zufeng with all their heart and soul!"

Yuelao has fainted from crying in the toilet...

Nuwa hurriedly said: "You must not pay attention!" With her help, the mouse and cat exchanged the raccoon for the crown prince. It is rare to make some progress. Being "blessed" by the red hydrangea is really worrying about the future!

Lu Ya coughed a few times, "Ahem, the key points!"

Nuwa hurriedly brought back the already distorted topic, "What's the matter with Zhinu and that cowherd?"

Red Hydrangea shook cutely: "I don't know, maybe Yuelao did it!" Xiaohong said that she would smear Yuelao all the time without explaining!

"That's it..." Nuwa nodded, then ruthlessly shut the red hydrangea back into the Shanhe Sheji map, and said with a ruthless face, "Before Zulong Zufenghe, you don't come out!"

Red Hydrangea: Master, how could you treat the weak and cute little Hong like this!

Ao Bing was having trouble with Yang Chan, but he couldn't appear in front of his wife because of the red hydrangea. He was drinking in the room to soothe his sorrows, while Nezha was comforting his good buddy.But Yang Jian also appeared in the meeting with Nu Wa and others because of his cousin Zhinu.

He was a little worried: "Does uncle know about Cousin Zhinu?"

Laozi shook his head: "Haotian only knows that Zhinu has gone down to earth, so he probably doesn't know that she is married."

"However, Zhinu's behavior is still puzzling." Xuandu said.

As early as when he learned the name Weaver Girl, Xuandu immediately thought of a particularly famous mythical love story in the memory of his previous life - Cowherd and Weaver Girl.At that time, Xuanjiu felt sad for the tragic love between the two, and even looked up to Altair and Vega with a childlike innocence on the Qixi Festival when she was a girl...

The black history in the past made Xuandu's face darken, but now he can't understand Zhinu's behavior even more.

You must know that the immortals are all inedia and pure and inaction.To put it simply, they have cultivated to a certain level, and there is no filth and body odor in their bodies.As for mortals, although they cannot be seen with the naked eye, they are still very obvious in front of immortals who have attained the Tao.

What smelly sweat, booger, foot odor, etc., how could these gods endure it?

Yao Ji's husband, Yang Tianyou, was still a human race of previous generations. At that time, Nuwa had just been sanctified, and the aura on the Great Desolate Continent had not been dissipated by the Lich War. The human race drank fairy dew and ate fairy fruits. , so for several generations they are all innate Taoism, so at least Yao Ji will not have the above-mentioned distress and troubles when facing Yang Tianyou.

In other words, if Yang Tianyou was a mortal with accumulated dirt and sweat, even if Yao Ji fell in love with him at first sight, she might not be able to hypnotize herself and Yang Tianyou to get along with each other for a long time!

But Niu Lang is not the case. The human race has been multiplied for thousands of years, even the innate Taoist body cannot withstand such a toss, and it is simply unbearable in the eyes of immortals.Besides, the Cowherd still lives in the cowshed, so one can imagine how bad the body odor is on his body. It is such a man who was actually taken by the Weaver Girl!Even she married willingly?In the eyes of Xuandu and others, it is simply a fantasy.

After all, immortals are not allowed to fall in love, even if Yao Ji's three children have already worshiped famous teachers, with the backing, there are still many scattered immortals who are quite reluctant to give up Yao Ji's identity as the eldest princess of the heaven to be with a mortal.What's more, Zhinu, compared to her aunt Yaoji, she finds a man who is even lower than the average level of immortals!

Speaking out really mocked Haotian and Yaochi's tutoring level...

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