Mother of God, your sister

Nüwa: The result of cutting the weeds but not rooting out the roots is really a joke, right?

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In fact, the ins and outs of the whole matter are still very clear.

When Song Zhenzong, the father of the current Huangdi Zhao Zhen, was in power, Concubine Liu and Concubine Li were pregnant in the harem.Concubine Liu was worried that Concubine Li would give birth to a son and be made a queen, so she made a plan with Guo Huai, the chief steward of the palace. Taking advantage of Concubine Li's haemorrhage during childbirth and her personnel were unknown, she replaced a civet cat that had been stripped of its fur. The newly born little prince ordered the court lady Kou Zhu to strangle him to death.

Kou Zhu couldn't bear it, so he secretly handed over the prince to the eunuch Chen Lin, who put the prince in a suitcase and sent him to the eight virtuous kings to be raised.Later, Concubine Liu gave birth to a son, and of course she was registered as a queen, while Concubine Li was thrown into the cold palace.Six years later, Empress Liu's son died of illness.Zhenzong had no more heirs, so he accepted the son of the eight sage kings as his adopted son and established him as the prince.

One day, the crown prince met his biological mother, Concubine Li, in the cold palace. The mother and son were innate, and both of them were tear-stained.After Liu Hou learned about it, he tortured Kou Zhu, and Kou Zhu died after touching the steps.Later, Empress Liu slandered in front of Zhenzong, and Zhenzong decreed that Concubine Li would be bestowed with death.The young eunuch Yu Zhong was willing to die for Concubine Li and release Concubine Li.Another eunuch, Qin Feng, picked up Concubine Li and sent her to Chenzhou. Qin Feng also died of suicide.Concubine Li couldn't live in Chenzhou, so she had to live in a broken kiln and beg for food.

Nuwa: "...hehe."

Lu Ya: "Hehe..."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang: "?"

The mouse and cat naturally couldn't understand the high-level divine meaning of "hehe". After placing Concubine Li properly in the upper room of the inn to rest, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang returned and said, "You two don't believe what the old lady said?"

Regarding this, Nuwa said rather implicitly: "That's not true, it's just...hehe."

In view of the profound meaning of this "hehe", Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang suddenly felt that they could not look directly at this ordinary modal particle.Although they didn't get along for a long time, the mouse and cat still had a keen insight into Nuwa's cheating nature.Generally speaking, with her tone of voice, nothing good will happen next.

Zhan Zhao said: "Please tell Miss Ruan clearly."

Nuwa wiped tears on her face with a handkerchief and said, "Uncle and Master Di Qing are so difficult!"

Do you not understand who the uncle Nuwa is talking about?Due to the fact that the update speed of the scumbag author is too outrageous, it's understandable that everyone didn't think of it for a while~ So is there anything that can be associated with the name Di Qing?

Nuwa's alias in the mortal world is Ruan Mei. In order to have an upright human identity, and she learned that Haotian sent Wenquxing and Wuquxing to assist the emperor in the world, so she met Wenquxing's reincarnation Bao Zheng for the first time. Wa resolutely cheated everyone, and recognized a nominal uncle for herself and her brother Fuxi.

Bao Zheng didn't drink Mengpo soup when he was reincarnated, so he knew Nuwa's identity very well.Faced with the hidden threat of this great god, does he dare to say that he has no niece?How dare he?

... Well, he dared not. ←←

So our wise and mighty Lord Bao Qingtian, lived in the world for more than 40 years, only then did he know that he had a younger sister, and then the younger sister gave birth to a niece, who was eighteen years old, and her family was ruined and she had to come to seek refuge with his uncle...

As for Lu Ya, well, he’s just incidental and can’t be mentioned at all. It can only be said that Bao Qingtian’s niece also inherited Mr. Bao’s upright (?) and helpful (?) character, and encountered homelessness on the road. Comrade Lu Xiaoya, in the spirit of compassion (?), resolutely adopted Lu Xiaoya regardless of his own safety.

This is really a touching story!

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The above is the official account of Bao Zheng and Nuwa's confession of relatives.Bao Zheng was in charge of the nonsense, Nuwa was in charge of fooling around, and Di Qing, who was dragged into the water, polished the two.During this period, Lu Ya tried to protest against his life experience, which was as miserable as a cabbage, but was finally suppressed mercilessly by Nu Wa.

A lot has been said outside the topic, let us go back to the background scene.

Regarding Zhan Zhao's question, Nuwa's words "Uncle and Master Di Qing have worked hard" can't explain it naturally. He looked at Lu Ya who could connect to the Nuwa channel.

Lu Ya rolled his eyes at this, and he really didn't want to admit that he and Nu Wa had reached a tacit understanding so far, and that he was the only one who could keep up with her thoughts when the bastard was convulsed?Lu Ya was filled with grief and anger, he really wasn't brain-dead!

The more he thought about it, the more crooked Lu Ya suddenly remembered that no matter how unlucky he was, he was forced by the Zulong Zufeng who was cursed by the red hydrangea for a hundred generations, right?

So his mood immediately improved again: "Female, what Ruan Mei means is that the Great Song Dynasty has not yet perished, Master Bao and Master Di really have contributed a lot!"

No matter how good the mood is, it can't cover up the aura of Lu Xiaoya's children's shoes mouth gun max. For details, please refer to the quasi-mention that Lu Ya once pointed out and held grudges with narrow eyes and still remember it now.

Hearing this, it goes without saying that Zhan Zhao is originally a member of the Gongmen, even Bai Yutang's rebellious temperament changed his face.At this time, the Confucian idea of ​​"loyalty to the emperor and patriotism" occupied the mainstream. Lu Ya's words were in themselves outrageous, and the two of them could not treat them with a normal heart.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, thought for a while, and finally said tactfully: "Young friend Lu, don't spread this word..."

"Ahem," Nuwa said, "Actually, I don't blame Lu Ya, but there are too many loopholes in Concubine Li's past as told by Mr. Zhan and Mr. Bai!"

Bai Yutang said, "Why?"

Nuwa had a resentful expression on her face: "Everyone in this story has a problem with IQ, right? Concubine Liu and Guo Huai, who arranged the plot to exchange the civet cat for the prince, are already brain-dead enough. If they have the skills, let the midwife Youshi replace the prince Why didn't you strangle that little prince to death at birth? And the late emperor was at least an emperor, so this year he simply believed in the fact that Concubine Li gave birth to a civet cat?"

People at this time were relatively simple, so Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, who had never been exposed to the repeated bombings of modern TV dramas, were shocked.Even Lu Ya began to look at Nuwa with novel eyes, obviously he didn't expect her to become so smart suddenly.

Nuwa continued: "It can be seen from the front that Concubine Liu really doesn't have much talent in conspiracies and tricks, who knows that she has made another stupid move later! Even the court lady Kou Zhu is not her confidant, so let people know." To strangle the little prince to death, it turned out to be a joke... The attitude of the eight sage kings is also very strange. He knows that he is the son of the emperor and does not stand up to expose it. Could it be that he actually loves the first emperor in his heart? He loves him so much that he would rather raise his son for the other party and then Let's develop Guangyuan's family and finally achieve uncle and nephew he... that's too harsh!" Nuwa's thinking became more and more biased.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Although Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang didn't understand the meaning of "Guangyuanshi" and "Uncle and Nephew he", Nuwa's guess that the eight sage kings loved the late emperor couldn't help but make them chill, "Miss Ruan... ..."

Faced with Zhan Zhao's silent pleading and questioning, Nuwa, who is the face control, had to regretfully give up the plan to discuss it on the spot, and continued: "...What did you say just now?"

Lu Ya reminded her: "Where Concubine Liu is playing off."

The author has something to say: Get up at [-] a.m. to watch the football game, Portugal finally tied with the United States

Alas, why do you feel that Guoguoya is hopeless to qualify... This World Cup is really a surprise

In all fairness, yesterday was the best game I have seen between Germany and Ghana since the start of this World Cup, it was very intense and both sides were tenacious

Of course the most important thing is………………… My male god Klose came off the bench and scored a goal hahahaha!

This is the first update, there will be another update tonight

In the next chapter, Maomao, Xuandu and Laozi will appear~