Mother of God, your sister

Lao Tzu: Tai Chi Tu, can we still play happily together in the future?

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The seemingly dissatisfied but meaningful words of Taijitu lifted the spirits of everyone in Zixiao Palace. Even Tongtian was stunned for a moment and then suddenly realized that he pointed at Lao Tzu, inexplicably feeling that his eldest brother was in his heart The glorious image of brilliance and martial arts was shattered a lot at once.

Lao Tzu’s face darkened, the Taiji Diagram punctured his heart knots over the years, he was sure that his apprentice Xuandu had him in his heart, but how could the two of them have been fighting for so many years, seeing Nuwa and Lu The pressured child (Huh?) Maomao has grown up, but Xuandu just refuses to let go, which breaks my heart.

The saint's keen senses made it easy for Lao Tzu to notice the astonishment and amused eyes of Hongjun and others looking at him. Lao Tzu's hand holding the Taiji diagram unconsciously increased his strength. How could such a scandal be done in front of so many people? Let me tell you Tai Chi Tu, can we still have fun together in the future!

Yuan Yuan looked at his eldest brother who had been respected since childhood, he hesitated to speak: "Brother, that...Xuandu and you, really, huh?"

Before Lao Tzu could speak, Zhu Xianjian let out a wicked laugh: "Of course, of course, every time Xiao Nan meets us, he always complains about his idiot master and master idiot master!"

I suddenly felt something was wrong: "...Wait, who are you talking about Xiao Nan?"

Pan Guban slapped Zhu Xianjian again, ignoring the latter's coquettishness, and said: "Naturally it is the Nanfang Lidi Flame Banner, didn't you give it to your apprentice for self-defense?"

Tong Tian's eyes faltered: "That is to say, Xiao...cough, the idiot master and the idiot master Master Xiao Nan mentioned are..." Xuandu and his elder brother?

Then Lao Tzu's face became even darker.

For the first time, Yuanyuan rejoiced that he gave the Central Wuji Xinghuang Banner, which is also one of the five party flags, to his eldest disciple Guang Chengzi, otherwise there would be another spirit treasure for gossip about him and Tongtian's private life!

The twelfth-rank black lotus suddenly sighed: "The life of Xiantian Lingbao is boring, we will point to your little fun, after thinking about it, Xiaoyun is the best life, she is in the gossip-filled heaven! "

According to the law of naming inborn treasures, Hongjun almost knew who the so-called "Xiaoyun" was, and he asked: "Xiaoyun is the Western plain cloud flag in Yaochi's hands?"

The twelfth-grade black lotus said: "Yes, yes, every time before the Tianting Weekly is published, Xiaoyun will secretly share the content with us. Who made her owner the editor-in-chief of the weekly!"

The expressions on the faces of Luo Hu and the others became more and more strange. These innate spirit treasures are so different from what they knew. They just get together and gossip about their masters every day when they have nothing to do... Emma suddenly felt that the innate spirit treasures Bao's grade is not so tall and swollen!

Zhu Xianjian suddenly flew in front of Tongtian, and asked in a sad tone: "Since you already know about our existence, won't you let us watch it in xxoo?"

Tong Tian was startled by Zhu Xianjian's shameless words, and then looked at Yuan Yuan with a little bewilderment: "Second brother!"

Yuan Yuan looked at Pan Gu Ban with a dark face: "This is the real reason why you have been reluctant to show up?"

Hongjun, Luohu, and Laozi also stared at their own Lingbao.

All the Lingbao were silent, which was clearly the default attitude.

After a long time, the shy Godkiller suddenly said, "It's all Xiaohong's fault!"

If it weren't for the red hydrangea's behavior of buying teammates, would you still be peeping and fooling around? !

Hongjun Luohu and Sanqing have never been so sincerely grateful to Red Hydrangea for their brain damage!

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"Ah, sneeze!" Faced with Nuwa and Lu Ya's words and deeds of "confessing leniently and resisting strictness", Xiaohong suddenly sneezed loudly.

Nüwa wondered, "Would the congenital treasure also get sick?"

Xiao Hong swayed left and right: "No, no, it must be those bad friends who are speaking ill of me behind my back!"

Nuwa and Lu Ya were still shocked when they learned the truth about Zulong Zufeng's cup of hundreds of generations, and then Lu Ya came back to his senses: "Why can't Zulong and Zufeng be together in this life, so there will be no more chances?"

Xiaohong said in a low voice: "Zulong and Zufeng are destined to be married. It stands to reason that both of them have repaid the karma owed by the dragon and phoenix catastrophe. I also specially arranged for them to be reincarnated as mortals without any memory of their previous lives. Wouldn't it be more burdensome? I have blessed each life with so much heart, but they all ended up in tragedy. At the same time, the red lines tied to both sides are getting weaker and weaker. If we can no longer be together in this life, the red lines will be Completely broken!"

Lu Ya: ...

He really had to order a hundred waxes for Zu Long Zu Feng!It is conceivable that if the red hydrangea hadn't stepped in to do bad things with good intentions, Zulong Zufeng would have died as early as the first life!

No matter how old Nuwa is, she now knows what a terrifying walking killer her Lingbao Red Hydrangea is, so she immediately brought the red hydrangea with her, and at the same time forced the red hydrangea not to "bless" Zulong and Zufeng again. .

Red Hydrangea's objection was ruthlessly suppressed by Nuwa. She thought sadly, doesn't the master want Zulong and Zufeng to be together? This is their last life. Without my help, Xiaohong, how could they maybe he!

Of course, Red Hydrangea's mournful brain was slapped in the face decisively at the time, so she ran away from home again, vowing to make a pair of CPs to show Nuwa her abilities, and then she unknowingly time-traveled and embarked on a scourge The joy of countless official matches (?) The road never looks back...

The above is an afterthought, so I won't show it for the time being.

In order to determine to what extent Red Hydrangea has cursed Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang in this life, Nu Wa, with the silent help of Hong Jun, Luo Hu and others, deduced their future.In the end, Bai Yutang allied with Shan Lanpu for stealing the evidence of King Xiangyang's rebellion, three detectives were killed in the Chongxiao Tower, and Zhan Zhao died alone...

Nuwa Luya: ...

Xiaohong, you win!

Seeing that the future is about to happen, Nu Wa decides to follow Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang for safety reasons, and they will follow wherever they go to investigate the case!It just so happened that strange things happened frequently in Hangzhou recently. Zhao Zhen, the prefect of Hangzhou, said that there were monsters in the jurisdiction, all of a sudden it was a centipede, and then two snake monsters appeared, one white and one green.Afterwards, another pair of mother and son donated clothes and applied medicine in Hangzhou City, and raised their hands to invest, which is totally different from ordinary people...

Out of curiosity, Zhao Zhen decided to ask Bao Zheng to send his capable men to Hangzhou to investigate.This candidate naturally fell on Zhan Zhao's head, and Bai Yutang, who had been relying on Kaifeng recently, also left with him.

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The next chapter focuses on the story of The Legend of the White Snake~Yang Chan and Chen Xiang will appear~

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