Mother of God, your sister

In Bianjing City, Bao Zheng, who is known as the reincarnation of Wenquxing in the mortal world, was appointed as the prefect of Kaifeng.

On a main road in the city, two figures, one tall and one short, walked slowly along the side of the street.The tall one is a beautiful woman in a yellow shirt, her color is like a flower of spring dawn, her air is like a girl's fairy, her gestures are full of demeanor; the short one she is holding is a boy with long hair, he is still immature. Sentimentality can't conceal his elegance, and people can't help but marvel at how handsome he is after all when he grows up.

Bianjing was the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty, and the people in the city were used to seeing high-ranking officials and dignitaries and even relatives of the emperor, but they still felt amazed when they saw these two foreigners, and they couldn't help but take a few extra glances out of curiosity.

The woman in the yellow shirt was not annoyed by the crowd watching, and nodded to the passers-by with a smile, but the passers-by retreated a little embarrassed.On the contrary, the boy she was holding by her left hand had a clear and fair face, but there was a hint of displeasure, and his dark and deep eyes were staring at passers-by sternly.

The woman in the yellow shirt seemed to have noticed everyone's fear of the boy, she chuckled lightly, and put her right hand on the boy's shoulder: "Oh, oh, how can you be so rude?"

When the woman in the yellow shirt said this, the passers-by, who were initially scared off by the boy's eyes, felt a little displeased and annoyed when they reacted, and felt ashamed. As an adult, what do I care about with a small boy? It's really... really rude!

The boy seemed to be aware of the thoughts of the passersby around him, not only was he uncomfortable, but his face turned even darker. He glared at the woman in the yellow shirt, and finally, in desperation, he gritted his teeth and said, "Have you had enough fun?"

"Hehe," the woman in the yellow shirt covered her mouth and snickered, "How can you have enough fun? I find that you are much more fun than before!"

The boy finally seemed to be unable to bear it any longer, and stretched out his hand to drag the woman in the yellow shirt into a deserted alley.

"Slow down, slow down!" The woman in the yellow shirt didn't make any effort, and let the boy pull her in.

At this time, a few hooligans who were watching the two of them from a distance secretly made a few gestures, and quietly followed them into the alley.The passers-by around saw it with their own eyes, and couldn't bear the death of the two immortals, but they were just ordinary people, and I was afraid that those local ruffians would retaliate in the future, so they couldn't help being in a dilemma.

A farmer surnamed Zhang whispered: "I heard that His Majesty has appointed Zhan Nanxia as a fourth-rank sword guard, and he will start working in Kaifeng Mansion today..."

Cai Hu next to him clapped his hands: "That's great! Who knows that Zhan Nanxia is the most righteous, and after Kaifeng has him, let's see how arrogant those ruffians are." He also knew how to avoid taboos, and the last two sentences became more and more So low that even the people next to him couldn't hear clearly.

Another commoner looked at the alley in embarrassment: "I don't know if those two are now..."

Everyone sighed again.

A man in a blue shirt was sitting on the railing on the second floor of the restaurant by the street, holding a simple and simple sword in his left hand, which was as warm as jade. Tong is not an ordinary person, but he is still a little worried after all.

A gust of wind blew by, two coins were placed on the wine table, and a blue figure flashed past the alley where the ruffians followed.

Besides, the boy with the long hair pulled the woman in the yellow shirt into the alley, glared at her and said, "Nuwa!"

The woman in the yellow shirt squatted down, poked the other person's face and was slapped on the back, "Why, are you angry? How can the dignified Daoist Lu Ya be so unmannered?"

It turned out that the woman in the yellow shirt was Nuwa, and the boy with long hair was Lu Ya (...), who was recognized as "the number one scumbag in the Three Realms" in the prehistoric world.

Exactly how did these two people become like this, we have to start from the arrival of the Journey to the West five-person group to the Xitian Daleiyin Temple.After being held back by the four wonderful teammates around him during the journey and the ghost animal Cihang, Wukong finally mastered the "big belly black technique" without a teacher. Since then, the caring little padded jacket (...) in Nuwa's heart is gone forever return.

Coupled with the fact that Kong Xuan has been staying in Tianting to accompany Xiao Shi in recent years, Fuxi is busy comforting his second son Dapeng who has lost love, Laozi and Xuandu are never tired of playing hide-and-seek games... In short, people who are close to Nuwa have their own things , So Nuwa was bored, and when she was bored, she started to have convulsions, and even Hongjun and Luo Hu couldn't hold them anymore.

It happened that Hongjun saw Ao Bing and Yang Chan's family rebellion in Tianting Bagua Weekly, Yang Chan took his son Chen Xiang away from home and went to the mortal world in a rage, Ao Bing could only ask his uncle Yang Jian for help in regret , after being beaten up as a matter of course, he chased to the mortal world with the three of Nezha.

After Hongjun thought about it, it seemed that the mortal world had come to change the dynasty, so why not let Nuwa go down to the mortal world to relax?

Naturally, this attention was enthusiastically approved by Nuwa, and it was accompanied by a small transparent Luya that objected to invalidity.

But after all, Nu Wa and Lu Ya don't need Yang Jian and others. The realm of the two of them is too high. If the real body comes, it may break the barrier between the earth fairy world and the mortal world in an instant.So Hongjun took action to seal 90.00% of Nuwa's strength, and Lu Ya, with the full cooperation of Hongjun's evil taste and Nuwa Luohu, was sealed with all his mana, and directly shrank into a boy with long hair .

Lu Ya was out of breath: "Try changing yourself into this look!"

"Don't be angry," Nuwa smiled, looking very gentle and friendly, but Lu Ya is fully aware of the horror under the skin of this guy, "Actually, I miss the young lady Lu Ya when we first met, just let me play more A few days!"

From here, we can see the eccentricity of Taoist ancestors. Lu Ya has no mana at all, and Nuwa has preserved one percent of his mana under Hongjun's blatant cover-up and Tiandao's helpless acquiescence. It's a matter of minutes.

Lu Ya's face turned blue: "You said the same thing a few days ago!"

Nu Wa was about to speak, when suddenly footsteps came from the alley, she and Lu Ya looked at each other, and said distressedly: "It's another group of people who don't have eyes."

Lu Ya was a little excited. After all, it was not as good as all the bad people alone, and he was very relieved by the fact that someone was worse than him.

After a while, the two of them were surrounded by hooligans who laughed.

"Hmph!" Nuwa stood up, with her hands on her hips, "Tell me, will I single out you or will you gang beat me?"

Nuwa's reaction seemed to be unexpected by the ruffians. After looking at each other for a while, the leader said: "Little lady, as long as you behave well, of course we won't beat you!"

Lu Ya was overwhelmed by the word "little lady". Just as he was about to remind Nuwa to make a quick decision, he suddenly heard footsteps. Compared with the previous hooligans, this person walked lightly, and he was considered a master in the mortal world. ilk.

Lu Ya instantly adjusted his expression and threw himself into Nuwa's arms: "Sister, I'm afraid~~~~"

The word "fear" was yelled by him with nine twists and thirteen bends, and Nuwa couldn't help shaking, but she made a pear blossom and rainy expression very cooperatively, as if she was a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken. son!

"Are you afraid now? It's too late!"

"a ha ha ha!"

"..."

The hooligans laughed together.

While pretending to cry in Nuwa's arms, Lu Ya spurned the unprofessionalism of this group of extras. Since he came to the mortal world, he has encountered such people, and there is no challenge at all.

As for why Lu Ya cries so naturally, of course it is because he has no magic power now, and he can only rely on Nuwa, the "sister" in case of trouble (please read it with the accented pronunciation of gritted teeth, thank you), and there is no shame in hiding in her arms Right, isn't this a must-have plot for a mortal hero to save the beauty or a beauty to save the hero?

At this time, Lu Ya still didn't know that his behavior was legendary - losing moral integrity.