Mother of God, your sister
Chapter 112 Pauline Prequel 3
Calloused!
Chi Jingzi squinted his eyes: "I'm not an apprentice like Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi, so the behavior of getting on the bus first and paying for the fare must be resolutely banned!"
Daoxing complained: "You are just jealous! And the reason why you can't leave Kunlun Mountain is not because the teacher told you to teach your apprentice carefully!"
At this time, Jiang Ziya's soul floated over.
Dao Xing saw it, he was shocked and quickly summoned his soul, and then he was overjoyed: "Senior Brother, Junior Brother Ziya is the person who is a god on behalf of the heavens, he must not lose, I will send his soul back immediately!"
Dao Xing's heartfelt voice: I can finally get rid of the talkative brother Chi Jingzi...
"Wait!" Chi Jingzi yelled.
Dao Xing paused, his face was filled with arrogance, and the dawn of victory was about to appear, senior brother, why are you messing up again!
Chi Jingzi grabbed Jiang Ziya's soul: "Let me send the soul of Junior Brother Ziya back, and my two disciples will be handed over to you!"
After giving away the soul, you can go to Chaoge to see your confidant Pipa for free, and you can throw the two burdens to Daoxing again. Chi Jingzi feels that he is too wise and powerful.
Chi Jingzi slipped away immediately, leaving Daoxing to complain to the air: "Nimma, I also have apprentices!"
Qingxu looked around with a guilty conscience, and then quickly patted Daoxing on the back: "Brother Chi Jingzi is gone?"
Daoxing looked at him with blood on his face: "You still have the nerve to say that you pissed away halfway through the chat with the senior brother, leaving me alone to suffer from his torture, didn't you agree to come to take over my class!"
Qingxu was taken aback, he didn't expect Daoxing to still remember what happened a few years ago, he immediately laughed naturally: "Well, didn't I come to replace you?"
Daoxing had a resentful expression on his face: "You come only after everyone has left!"
Qingxu patted his head: "Hey boy, at worst, I'll accompany you to teach the disciples of the mentor brother!"
Daoxing said angrily: "I am the senior brother! Also, you are really watching from the side, and you only come up when you see the senior brother leaving!"
Qingxu let out a "tsk", "It was discovered by you..."
Daoxing: "..." How imbecile you think I am, bastard!
After Chi Jingzi sent Jiang Ziya's soul back to the body, after a friendly and harmonious exchange with Shi Tianjun, Yao Tianjun readily untied the Luoba formation (...).So Chi Jingzi didn't stay for a moment, and quickly flew towards Chaoge.
Jiang Ziya, who regained consciousness, immediately said to Ji Fa: "I think we can give it a try."
Ji Fa: "...a#¥%&*, boom——!"
Nezha: "Wu Wang? Wu Wang! Sister, what happened to him?"
Daji: "I was so excited that I passed out."
Nezha: "So poor..."
Yang Jian: "Ditto."
135 Ten Jue Great Formation Four
Ran Deng said that his juniors have been spoiled by this ruthless and unreasonable world.
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Standing in stalemate for several months and still unable to crack the remaining nine formations of the Ten Jue Formation (Yao Bin, the master of the downcast formation, has already solved the formation under Chi Jingzi's flickering), Jiang Ziya had no choice but to invite other than Chi Jingzi who was happily running towards Chaoge. Explain and teach the Eleven Golden Immortals.
Then Taoist Ran Deng came uninvited. Jiang Ziya hadn't seen him on Kunlun Mountain since he became a teacher, and the two almost had a big oolong.Simply burn the lamp and cultivate yourself well, know how to explain the pissing nature of teachers and disciples, once you get serious with them, you will undoubtedly be the one who will be sad in the end.
Ran Deng, who has a firm mind and thinks he has not been affected by the original teacher's brain-residual light wave, is so emotional.
Brothers who hadn’t seen each other for decades began to reminisce b1ab1ab1a. Huang Long, who came with his disciple Yang Jiao, said "Hey", he counted the number of brothers carefully, and then wondered: "Why don't you see Chi?" Junior Brother Jingzi and Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi?"
Guang Chengzi saw that he did not see the two of them, so he said, "Does any junior know the whereabouts of Chi Jingzi and Yun Zhongzi?"
Lingbao and Cihang hooked their shoulders together and laughed happily. Regardless of the presence of his nephew, pink bubbles were pikapika. Hearing Guang Chengzi's question, Lingbao said casually: "Senior brother Yun Zhongzi, I remember what you said. It's chaoge."
Yu Ding wondered: "Brother Yun Zhongzi is the one who concentrates most on cultivating the Tao among our senior brothers. How could he run into the world of mortals, and he is still Chaoge with the most chaotic breath?"
Cihang smiled "puchi", and the sun and the moon paled immediately, but since everyone in Chanjiao knew the ghost and animal temperament under his soft face, they all ignored it carefully, "Junior Brother Yuding's words have long been outdated, Yun Zhong Brother Zi has found true love now, and it is really fun and happy in Chaoge."
"Love"? "Merry and Happy"?A group of brothers and sisters were thrown into confusion by Cihang's words, did they hear correctly?What Cihang is really talking about is the most incomprehensible, single-minded, and the only neutron left under the brain-dead light waves among the disciples of Chanjiao? !
Fear Liusun twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Junior Brother Cihang, are you serious?"
Cihang looked sad: "Are you afraid that Senior Brother Sun won't believe in Senior Brother?"
Lingbao patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "I can testify that what Cihang said is true."
Nima is what you two said, so we don't believe it!Everyone complained in their hearts.
Guang Chengzi said: "What happened to Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi?"
Seeing the senior brother speaking, Lingbao finally returned to normal, he said: "Teacher Yuan once asked Cihang and I to accept apprentices, and the two of us felt that our cultivation base and strength were not enough, so under the suggestion of senior brother Chi Jingzi, we found a Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi who is in Chaoge Palace also saw his sister-in-law, so we entrust our apprentices to Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi!"
Everyone resolutely ignored Lingbao's behavior of selling their apprentices. Anyway, it would be nice to lose a person who inherits their mantle to poison their eyes. What they are most concerned about now is...
Taiyi raised a question: "Sister-in-law? Who is it?"
Qingxu also asked: "Who is it? I can't imagine the sullenness of senior brother Yun Zhongzi at all...ah!"
Daoxing kicked him hard to avenge his death in Kunlun Mountain, and then looked at Lingbao with a calm expression on his face: "Brother, don't worry about Qingxu, just keep talking!"
Lingbao smiled: "Who is this? I have to think about it..."
Cihang resolutely covered Daji's mouth when he was about to speak.
Manjushui blushed: "Brother Lingbao, just tell me, at worst, I will lend you my apprentice to play with Junior Brother Cihang for a few days!"
Jin Zha, who was sold by his ruthless and unreasonable teacher who made trouble for no reason, expressed his calmness with the sympathetic eyes of all his brothers. Anyway, it is not the first time he has been sold.Mu Zha comforted him and said, "I'll come to accompany you later."
Sure enough, Pu Xian quickly said: "My disciples can also borrow you to play for a few days!"
Mu Zha had a blank face, but Nezha and others strangely interpreted from his expression, "Oh, that's what happened, teacher, you and Uncle Manjusri are indeed true love! Selling disciples and selling them in such a timely manner" look.
Lingbao and Cihang were still smiling. Seeing this, Daoxing Qingxu reluctantly said: "That should also be counted as our disciples!"
Han Dulong and the others also looked calm, and quickly accepted the fact that they were betrayed by the teacher. Daji couldn't help but praise the psychological quality of these senior brothers.
Lingbao Cihang was finally satisfied, Cihang smiled and said: "It is the nine-tailed vixen who was ordered by Uncle Nuwa to corrupt the luck of Tang and occupy the body of nephew Daji."
"It's her?" Tai Yi stroked his chin, "I knew they had an affair!"
After Daji was released by Cihang, she said angrily, "No wonder you sent me to the teacher!"
Huang Long: "Am I the only one who cares about the whereabouts of Junior Brother Chi Jingzi..."
Daoxing said weakly: "Brother Chi Jingzi, he probably went to Chaoge too..."
Fearing Liusun said: "Why did both of them go to Chaoge? Could it be that he is also looking for true love?"
Qingxu nodded silently: "It is said that he went to find his confidant, the jade pipa master."
Everyone = mouth =
Cihang smiled and said, "This is the spring of elucidating teachings, isn't it?"
Lingbao readily agreed: "Cihang is right, this is the breath of spring~~"
Good, so cold... All the disciples of the second and third generations of Chanjiao shivered.
Ran Deng said that his juniors have been ruined by this ruthless and unreasonable world. In order to prevent him from being infected, he resolutely stopped this topic: "Forget about Chi Jingzi and Yun Zhongzi, let's It's better to help Ziya break the ten-jue array."
Jiang Ziya, who had been ignored for a long time, burst into tears.
In order to gossip about the love story between Yun Zhongzi and Chi Jingzi afterwards, the Jinxians of Chanjiao actively began to talk with the Ten Heavenly Monarchs. After their unremitting efforts, they finally broke the Seven Formation of the Ten Jue Formation!Jiang Ziya was relieved and expressed that he was cheating.
Although Shi Tianjun was a bit brain-dead, but after the first seven formation masters were all broken by the same method, the remaining three finally came to their senses, which shows that their IQs can still be saved (...).
Just when the Chanjiao Golden Immortals were anxious because the IQ of the remaining three of Shitianjun suddenly went up, a great god they didn't expect came.
He is Lu Ya who was forced by Nu Wa to participate in this catastrophe. →_→
Facing the respectful reception of all the disciples of Chanjiao, Lu Ya looked at the smiling Nuwa behind her with twitching eyes, and said via voice transmission: "So it's fine if I come, why are you coming too! "
Nv Wa: "Don't I know you yet? I'm sure you'll eat and drink in the barracks, so I must supervise you!" She clenched her fists in a bloody gesture.
Lu Ya: "..." Fuck it, it's because you really want to play!For the sake of the pores, you can stay in Wa Palace freely!
Nuwa narrowed her eyes: "Are you secretly complaining about me again?"
Lu Ya: "...huh."
Interpretation disciple: What is the purpose of flirting like this?Is senior Lu Ya going to be unfaithful to Uncle Nuwa?
Lu Ya: I don't have that kind of relationship with Nuwa!
136 Nine Twists of the Yellow River One
Ran Deng, the only normal person in the teaching, finally rushed towards the point of no return of STK.
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Lu Ya originally thought that what Nuwa said to Xiao Shi and Kong Xuan in front of Wa Palace that day was just a moment of anger, but he did not expect that at the critical moment of the confrontation between the two religions, Nuwa really excitedly pulled Let him leave for 33 days, interfering in the affairs of mortals.
"Go and be fair and aboveboard, what are you pretending to be?" Lu Ya was puzzled, and always felt that he was not used to seeing such a strange Nuwa.
Nuwa coughed and said in a low voice, "Did you forget that Nezha is also in Xiqi?"
"Huh?" With Lu Ya's brain capacity, he really couldn't remember who Nezha was.
Nu Wa obviously understood this too, gritted her teeth and said, "It's the spirit beads!"
"Oh..." Lu Ya suddenly realized and nodded. It was the reincarnation of Nuwa's tears who were beaten by Nuwa to return his father and mother.Thinking of this, Lu Ya rubbed his chin rather gossip, and said thoughtfully: "I remember, Lingzhuzi and Haotian's younger sister, Yao Ji's son Yang, have an affair, right?"
Nuwa pushed him and complained: "Why have legs? You can't use such vulgar words, okay? She is a pure crush. No matter before or after the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, that child's body will be against you. The ones he can handle are the real perverts!"
In the Xiqi camp, Yang Jian, who was listening to a dozen of his family's uncles and uncles arguing, felt inexplicably shot by an arrow in his knee.
Daji gave him a strange look: "Brother Yang Jian, what's wrong with you?"
Yang Jian said silently: "...No, nothing happened."
Luya and Nuwa were chatting while flying, and finally arrived in Xiqi after the Ten Heavenly Lords were stalked seven times. At this time, Guang Chengzi and others were suddenly raised because of the IQ of the remaining three Heavenly Lords, Shen Gongbao and Wen. Zhao Gongming, the dog-headed military strategist Zhong specially invited, was very upset.
In the eyes of everyone in Chanjiao, Lu Ya's arrival is like timely rain!
Lu Ya asked strangely, "With your strength, how can you not even handle Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun?"
Guang Chengzi and the others looked at each other, and ordered Yang Jian and the three generations of disciples to retreat first.
At this time, only the second-generation disciples of Chanjiao and Lu Ya Nuwa were left in the camp.
Guang Chengzi looked at Nu Wa, and said cautiously: "I don't know if this senior is..."
Nuwa smiled friendly: "Poverty Ruan Mei."
Lu Ya: Isn't that the name you used in the Devil's Cult? Kouhu!Bullying them don't know the demons?
The monks after the dragon and phoenix catastrophe generally really don't know that the young leader of the Demon Cult is named Ruan Mei, and that he is the same person as the Virgin Mother of the Human Race and Nuwa, the Saint of the Monster Race. A man as good as Master Uncle has found a new love.But at the moment, business is the most important thing, and as a junior, it's hard to say much.
Lu Ya: ...you have already said a lot in your eyes!
In order to maintain his self-important image in front of the juniors, Lu Ya decided to change the subject: "You haven't answered my question before."
It stands to reason that Zhao Gongming is only an official disciple of Master Tongtian, and his cultivation level is comparable to that of one of the Twelve Golden Immortals. The Ten Heavenly Lord can only hold them back for so long by teaching his disciples that they don't know the formation.But who are the people who come to explain the teaching now, the first disciple of the original sage, needless to say the emperor Shi Guang Chengzi, even Qingxu, who was the last apprentice, has the cultivation base of a golden immortal.Not to mention that the deputy leader of Chanjiao, who had heard Taoist ancestor's third sermon in Zixiao Palace, and the quasi-sacred lamp Taoist who beheaded his body, would not be so embarrassing to deal with four of them even one-on-one.
Guang Chengzi smiled wryly and said: "Although there are rumors that the leaders of the two sects have fallen out, how can we and other disciples not know that the teacher still cares about the uncle very much. It is impossible for the disciples of the two sects to be ruthless if they are on the opposing side. Trick, just this time..."
Huang Long interjected: "Fellow Daoist Zhao Gongming and Lord Shitian knew us before, but for some reason, they were so angry when they saw us this time, although they didn't go to the point of killing us endlessly..."
One side pursues and beats fiercely, exchanging injuries for injuries; the other party cares about friendship, but does not understand the reason for the other party's anger.
In this way, it's no wonder that Xiqi, who came to support top-notch support like the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao, was still retreating steadily, and was postponed here by Wen Zhong's troops for several months.
Lu Ya sent the voice to Nuwa: "Did you do something again?" Lu Ya couldn't understand this kind of weird change, so he could only press Nuwa's head. Once there was Nuwa, all The impossible has a rational explanation (…).
But Lu Ya really wronged Nu Wa this time, and she replied blankly: "No, haven't I been with you and Kong Xuan in the Wa Palace since the opening of the Conferred God? When did you see me acting on my own? "
Is it really not you?Lu Ya expressed some doubts. In fact, this girl had too many criminal records, so Lu Ya was unwilling to believe her.
In view of the fact that such a question cannot be asked in front of everyone, otherwise the furious Nuwa would definitely start beating him regardless of the scene. For the sake of his own image, Lu Ya decided to suppress this question silently.
"Why didn't you stop them first, and then ask the reason?" Lu Ya wondered, "With the abilities of Ran Deng and Guang Chengzi, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Ran Deng finally stood up in embarrassment, "Senior Lu Ya... this, this..."
Nuwa clenched her fists suddenly, and her naturally keen sixth sense told her that the expression of Ran Deng was definitely a love affair!
Guang Chengzi said: "Originally the disciple discussed with Master Ran Deng that he would restrain Junior Brother Zhao Gongming, but..."
Cihang had a dreamy look on his face: "Teacher Ran Deng fell in love with Junior Brother Zhao at first sight (...)!"
Lingbao was also moved: "Ah, this is spring!"
Lu Ya: "..."
Before Lu Ya could say anything, Nuwa on the side said, "I'm so touched, huh..."
This also made the disciples of Chanjiao feel a lot more moved by this strange female cultivator named Ruan Mei at first, but they are still very principled. Once Senior Lu Ya's feelings change, they will definitely side with Uncle Nuwa! [sorrowful face]
Lu Ya: ...
Because of Nuwa's interjection, Ran Deng was not so shy (huh?), he stammered and said, "Lu Yaqian, senior, when I first met Junior Brother Zhao... I, I felt that he was destined to be a disciple." The other, the other, the other...the other half, so, brother, disciple really, really can't bear to do...do, do..."
Daoxing burst into tears and said: "Teacher Ran Deng has worked hard for many years, and finally found a sweetheart. How can we have the heart to destroy his marriage!"
"That's right!" X explained to his second-generation disciples.
Ran Deng was moved: "Thank you, thank you everyone!"
Lu Ya covered his face, it was over, after Yun Zhongzi, the only normal burning lamp in Chanjiao began to crooked, this is a ruthless and unreasonable world!
Ran Deng said: "Senior Lu Ya, rest assured, this disciple will never stop Xiqi's army because of favoritism."
Lu Ya: "...do you have any suggestions?"
Ran Deng quickly said: "According to my observation of Gongming's life and rest these days, I found that his magic weapon is still somewhat imperfect. It happened that when I passed Mount Emei, I knew there was a magic weapon called 'Luobao Money', maybe It will help Gongming. As long as he is led to Mount Emei, the remaining three Ten Heavenly Lords will be nothing to worry about!"
Lu Ya looked at Ran Deng with a very complicated and complicated expression. This kind of method of pursuing while fighting is inexplicably familiar.Also, seeing how confident he was, he must have secretly thought of many ways to catch up with Zhao Gongming.In the end, Lu Ya made a decisive decision. Ran Deng was indeed ruined by this [Love at First Sight] world, and degenerated into a stk god horse. He has no lower limit at all!
137 Nine Twists of the Yellow River II
Shen Gongbao: There is not a single normal person among the brothers Nima Chan!
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After Lu Ya's arrival, the members of Jiejiao were suddenly full of confidence and greatly increased in strength.Originally, as the original direct disciples, their strength was more than a fraction higher than the registered disciples like Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun, but they hesitated because of the friendly relationship between the two religions and the perplexity of the other party's desperate attacks.Now that Lu Ya is here, everything is settled!
Even if they hurt the disciples of Jiejiao, they can still blame Senior Lu Ya. ——Lingbao, Cihang language.
On the other hand, Wen Zhong's morale was greatly reduced.Xiqi was busy building the reed canopy, and they were not blind, so they could see immortals constantly flying to help Xiqi.On the other hand, on their side, Wen Zhong's learning is still young, and it's almost enough to beat Jiang Ziya barely.Ten Tianjun is all idiots, and his strength is not good enough. The opponent defeated seven of them just by talking.As for Zhao Gongming, he has just arrived, and everyone does not have a specific understanding of him. However, in view of the image of the Ten Heavenly Lord's Defeat Sect, the soldiers of the Shang Dynasty still decided not to put their hopes on him.
After counting and counting, the soldiers of the Shang Dynasty were sad and angry.The only one on their side who can compete with Xiqi's side is their "insider" who teaches - Shen Gongbao!Eh... Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I saw Junshi Shen...?
Wen Zhong heard the reaction of his soldiers, and quickly remembered that there was such a person (...).He ran to Shen Gongbao's camp to check, only to find out that the other party was the legendary One Cup Pour.When I greeted Zhao Gongming that day, I drank a glass of wine, and Shen Gongbao returned to his tent and was so dizzy and drunk that he is now...→_→
After learning that Shen Gongbao was only drunk, Wen Zhong's expression immediately changed =口= He finally knew the true meaning of what his teacher, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said, that the disciples of Chanjiao have one and two distinct characteristics.If possible, Wen Zhong sincerely hopes to turn back time, at least let him have a little respect for the only reliable (?) monk in his camp!
With the help of Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhong, Shen Gongbao finally sobered up, but he didn't expect that he would not only face a splitting headache, but also hear a super bad news--the Twelve Golds of Chanjiao Xian collectively dispatched, and it was very close to his current position!
"Hey hey hey! I just fell asleep, why did it take so long? Could it be that I was still in a dream... Yes, it must be like this..." Wen Zhong and others looked at Shen Gongbao with black lines on his face. Talking to himself, and then found his own bed with a very precise sleepwalking posture, fell asleep, and pulled a sheet to cover his head by the way...
Wen Zhong coughed, and finally decided to break the poor young man's fantasy: "Master, this is not a dream, everything is real..."
Shen Gongbao remained motionless, lying on the bed pretending to be dead.
Zhao Gongming couldn't help but said: "Junior Brother Jiang has already told the news about you to more than a dozen senior brothers in Chanjiao, Junior Brother Shen, stop deceiving yourself!"
Shen Gongbao lifted the bed sheet and looked at Zhao Gongming with a sad face: "You, you, why are you bothering qaq, I don't want to face my seniors at all!"
The sound made those who heard it sad, and those who saw it wept.Even Shi Tianjun will be moved by Shen Gongbao's true feelings, well, in fact, they have always been easily moved, otherwise they would not have been swayed by seven people who were not firm in their stance →_→
But Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhong still firmly withstood Shen Gongbao's offensive of grief, and said ruthlessly (...): "Uncle Shen/Junior Brother, I will leave it to you to teach the Golden Immortal!"
Shen Gongbao wailed: "No—!!"
Wen Zhong is a disciple of the third generation of Jiejiao, and he only heard his name and saw him occasionally, so he didn't understand why Shen Gongbao was so frightened when he heard the name of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao. He asked earnestly, "Are the dozen or so masters who explained the teachings very strong in Taoism?"
Shen Gongbao nodded in pain, then shook his head: "No, it's not just this."
Wen Zhong was at a loss, but Zhao Gongming understood a bit: "Brother Shen is referring to Brother Guang Chengzi's apprentice?" The level of Sister Xuanyuan's fierceness in those days is still rumored in the wild, so many people are still secretly masturbating. Xuanyuan, Chiyou and Leizu have to talk about things.
Shen Gongbao sighed, looking at Zhao Gongming as if looking at an ignorant child: "Brother Zhao, you are out!"
"... Huh?" Zhao Gongming always lived alone, even when discussing Taoism, he was only with his three younger sisters, and he really didn't understand the great reputation of the Twelve Golden Immortals.
Shen Gongbao looked at Xi Qi's direction with trembling lips, and finally blew himself up resolutely: "Brother Guang Chengzi and his apprentices, you already know, but the other senior brothers are not cheap!"
"Brother Huanglong is a stupid papa, he cares about his apprentice's underwear, underwear, underwear all day long!"
"Brother Chi Jingzi has abnormal aesthetics and has no self-knowledge. He claims to be an art lover's idiot all day long!"
"Senior brother Yun Zhongzi... He was quite normal at first, but he has already embarked on the road of no return in love!"
"Senior Brother Fear of Leaving Sun is a dark obsession. He likes to make himself look like a ghost or a ghost. The apprentice he accepts is even more hideous than his usual appearance!"
"Senior Brother Lingbao and Senior Brother Cihang together make up a super combination of trembling s+ghost animals + black belly. There is no one on Kunlun Mountain who has not been punished by them, and they also like to show their affection and presence in public pikapika!"
"Senior Brother Manjusri and Brother Puxian are like conjoined twins. They sell their apprentices when they encounter problems. They usually like to pretend to be cowardly and have a low sense of existence!"
"Senior Brother Yuding and Senior Brother Taiyi have a secret relationship in front of people, and even a love letter has to go through seven or eight people before they are willing to convey it. Their apprentices are just like them!"
"Senior Brother Qingxu and Senior Brother Daoxing, one is naturally stupid, the other is negative with double Q, the two of them add up to a super negative value, they are simply stupid spokespersons!"
Wen Zhong, Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun stared blankly at Shen Gongbao to vent their anger. Hearing him gasp loudly after speaking, they couldn't help feeling sympathetic. These words must have been buried in his heart for a long time. Unexpectedly, the legendary Twelve Golden Immortals It turned out to be like this...
Zhao Gongming was the first one to come back to his senses. He held his chin and said, "Well...Actually, there are good people in Chanjiao. I saw that lamp..." His face suddenly turned red, "I used to listen to I thought he was quite arrogant when I said that he was the deputy leader of Chanjiao, but I didn't expect...he is still a good person!"
Shen Gongbao took a deep look at Zhao Gongming, making him feel uncomfortable, then Shen Gongbao patted Wen Zhong on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Hurry up and ask for help at Jin'ao Island, Senior Brother Zhao is dying."
Zhao Gongming said angrily, "Hey! What do you mean by that!"
But Shen Gongbao didn't mean to quarrel with him at all, he glanced at Zhao Gongming melancholy(...), and then went back to the camp in a bleak background...to catch up on sleep!
What Wen Zhong and others didn't expect was that Shen Gongbao's words became silent, and Zhao Gongming never came back after being led away by the lamp again.It is said that he and Ran Deng got married under the witness of Lu Ya and the Twelve Golden Immortals!
Wen Zhong: What's the matter with this kind of ending that exudes a strong he?
Shen Gongbao: o(︶︿︶)o Oh, if you don’t listen to your uncle, you will be at a disadvantage.
138 The Yellow River Nine Twists Three
Empress Sanxiao: As the saying goes, red and blue came out of CP since ancient times, explaining that the official match cannot be dismantled. [sorrowful face]
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Shi Tianjun's entire army was annihilated, and Zhao Gongming was also kidnapped by Chanjiao Randeng. Now the only person Wen Zhong can use is Shen Gongbao...
Shen Gongbao refused resolutely: "No!"
Wen Zhong begged bitterly: "Master uncle, master nephew is really incompetent, everything can only depend on you!"
Shen Gongbao was not at all confused by Wen Zhong's flattery, he resolutely declined again: "I can't do it!"
Wen Zhong refused to let go: "No! You can do it!"
"I can not!"
"You can do it!"
"no!"
"Row!"
"..."
In the Xuanguang technique, Nuwa and Lu Ya looked at Shen Gongbao and Wen Zhong who were arguing like this, and were very confused.Nuwa blinked her eyes, pointed at the two people in the Xuanguang technique, and asked Lu Ya, "What are they talking about?"
Lu pressed the black line: "With an existence that can't be understood by your brain circuit, how could I know?"
Nuwa thought for a long time before she realized that Lu Ya was actually mocking her, but she was currently in the teaching camp and couldn't do anything with him, so she secretly swallowed this tone and prepared to take revenge in the future... ★_★
The onlookers had been using such extremely confusing words as "OK" and "No" for a long time (Huh?) Nuwa nodded her lips and suddenly realized: "I know!"
Lu Ya said lazily: "What?"
Nuwa laughed and said, "I know what they are arguing about!"
Although reason told Lu Ya that Nuwa's words were completely unreliable, Lu Ya was also really curious about what kind of "high opinion" Nuwa would have at this moment.
Nu Wa smiled mysteriously: "It turns out that Wen Zhong is courting~ ah~ ah~"
Lu Ya = Mouth = Fuck, it’s okay, what kind of bel canto are you practicing!
Nuwa: "Wen Zhong must have been moved by Ran Deng's brave act of snatching a marriage, so he asked Shen Gongbao to do something about him..."
After a long time, Lu Ya said slowly: "Do you think everyone has the same brain circuit as you?"
Nu Wa looked surprised: "Are you praising me?"
Blue veins appeared on Lu Ya's forehead: "You, you, you, you, you have evolved (?) again!"
Nu Wa proudly said: "You are polite." Humph, Lu Ya dared to fight with me, who was taught by Teacher Cheng Hongjun, he was beyond his control!Teacher Hongjun gj!Huh, did I forget something?
... Hey, be careful, Mr. Luo Hu looks at you with blood on his face!
Just when Luya and Nuwa were flirting (...), kicking to death in love (...), and explaining the entanglement of the Jinxian crowd, Shen Gongbao finally couldn't bear the pressure and was beaten Forced to agree to live with Wen Zhong... Ah no, it was to go to Sanxian Island to rescue soldiers instead of Wen Zhong!
Nuwa looked disappointed: "What, I thought there was some bloody plot going on..."
Lu Ya patted her on the head like a puppy, and said calmly, "Hey, don't make up your mind if you're fine."
Nuwa squinted at him, then turned her head coldly and noblely: "...Cut!"
Explaining and teaching the Twelve Golden Immortals in self-guilt: "Uncle Nuwa, we are sorry for you, but Senior Lu Ya and Senior Ruan Mei really look like a good match! What should we do?" The two golden fairies are in a situation where it is difficult to make a choice... Who made you choose the mouth!
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Here it is said that Shen Gongbao couldn't resist Wen Zhong's warm offensive, and finally fell under his general's trousers... Mouth, start again!Shen Gongbao couldn't resist Wen Zhong's offensive of tears, and was finally successfully tricked into moving rescuers to Sanxian Island.
Shen Gongbao sighed and lamented why he was reduced to running errands, and called the door: "Dare to ask if Senior Sister Sanxiao is here?"
After a while, a girl came out of the cave, Jishou said: "Who is the senior?"
Shen Gongbao replied: "Pindao is the disciple of the original sage who explained and taught, Shen Gongbao."
The girl frowned immediately when she heard that it was the person from Chanjiao, apparently also influenced by the "Fengshen Truth" that has been widely circulated in Jiejiao, but a female voice came from the cave: "Is it Chanjiao's Junior Brother Shen? Tong'er Quickly invite your junior brother to come in."
After Shen Gongbao sat down in front of Sanxiao, Yunxiao, as the eldest sister, spoke first: "Junior Brother Shen is not enjoying blessings on Kunlun Mountain, what are you doing here on my Sanxian Island?"
Shen Gongbao told Sanxiao about receiving the original order to help Tang Jiangshan become Tang Jiangshan, as well as the confrontation with Xiqi, Mr. Chan and his brother and nephew.
"Oh~yuan~come~like~here~ah~~" After hearing this, Qiong Xiao exchanged glances with her elder sister Yun Xiao and younger sister Bi Xiao, and said meaningfully.
Shen Gongbao: ...Huh?Why do you feel weird?
Yun Xiao pondered and said: "It is difficult for us to stop the teaching, so it is our duty to wait. But the three of my sisters have always devoted themselves to cultivating the Tao, and they are not very proficient in fighting skills. Besides, I don't think the brothers who explain the teacher will use magic to bully ordinary people..."
Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao nodded happily, but Shen Gongbao vaguely felt that this was not the real reason for San Xiao's reluctance to make a move.
Shen Gongbao, who was forced by Wen Zhong to issue a military order, had no choice but to throw out his trump card: "But, Senior Brother Zhao Gongming..."
Bi Xiao wondered, "What happened to him, brother?"
Shen Gongbao wondered: "Brother Zhao, he... a few days ago, he and Mr. Randeng...were married!"
"What!" The three of Yunxiao stood up in shock.
Shen Gongbao hastily said: "Even though Brother Zhao also has a bit of affection for Teacher Ran Deng..."
But San Xiao couldn't listen to anything now, Yun Xiao gritted his teeth and said: "Sisters, copy guys!"
Qiong Xiao sacrificed the Hunyuan Jindou with a cold face, and Bi Xiao took out the golden dragon scissors furiously.
Shen Gongbao opened his mouth wide and looked at San Xiao's restless expression at the moment, hey, hey, are you really going to fight Chanjiao to the death?The Hunyuan Jindou was given to Uncle Tongtian by the original teacher who spent countless refining treasures on purpose, and didn't the golden scissors that Uncle Tongtian got from the Taoist Fenbao Cliff!
Shen Gong's head is getting bigger, he didn't expect Senior Sister Sanxiao to be so in love with her brother, and the love is so serious, she can't even take care of the friendship (?) between the two religions, it won't really cause a death... ...Shen Gongbao has a heartache.
Yun Xiao took a look at Shen Gongbao, showing the demeanor of sister Yu: "Junior brother, lead the way!"
Shen Gongbao was so shocked that he couldn't speak, he just nodded his head in agreement.
During the flight, Bi Xiao had a bitter face: "Brother actually fell in love with that boring, dull wood of Brother Ran Deng. Sisters, I don't believe in love anymore!" Bi Xiao said that she felt tired and didn't love →_→
Qiong Xiao quickly comforted her: "It's okay, we must correct this wrong marriage this time. The best official match for my brother is definitely Brother Huanglong! And the official match for Brother Ran Deng is definitely Brother Nanji!"
Shen Gongbao shuddered, almost performing a free fall from a height of [-] meters, or the kind of death without a parachute...
Yun Xiao smiled as gently as water, "As the saying goes, since ancient times, red and blue came out of CP, and the official match cannot be dismantled. Originally, we thought this was a good opportunity to promote the relationship between the two religions [beep——], so we wisely didn't participate, didn't Thinking that someone would actually do such unreasonable things as reversing CP and dismantling CP!"
The more she talked, the more excited she became. Shen Gongbao didn't dare to refute in front of her, so he could only complain silently: The reverse and tear down are all CPs that you wish to match. →_→
Chi Jingzi squinted his eyes: "I'm not an apprentice like Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi, so the behavior of getting on the bus first and paying for the fare must be resolutely banned!"
Daoxing complained: "You are just jealous! And the reason why you can't leave Kunlun Mountain is not because the teacher told you to teach your apprentice carefully!"
At this time, Jiang Ziya's soul floated over.
Dao Xing saw it, he was shocked and quickly summoned his soul, and then he was overjoyed: "Senior Brother, Junior Brother Ziya is the person who is a god on behalf of the heavens, he must not lose, I will send his soul back immediately!"
Dao Xing's heartfelt voice: I can finally get rid of the talkative brother Chi Jingzi...
"Wait!" Chi Jingzi yelled.
Dao Xing paused, his face was filled with arrogance, and the dawn of victory was about to appear, senior brother, why are you messing up again!
Chi Jingzi grabbed Jiang Ziya's soul: "Let me send the soul of Junior Brother Ziya back, and my two disciples will be handed over to you!"
After giving away the soul, you can go to Chaoge to see your confidant Pipa for free, and you can throw the two burdens to Daoxing again. Chi Jingzi feels that he is too wise and powerful.
Chi Jingzi slipped away immediately, leaving Daoxing to complain to the air: "Nimma, I also have apprentices!"
Qingxu looked around with a guilty conscience, and then quickly patted Daoxing on the back: "Brother Chi Jingzi is gone?"
Daoxing looked at him with blood on his face: "You still have the nerve to say that you pissed away halfway through the chat with the senior brother, leaving me alone to suffer from his torture, didn't you agree to come to take over my class!"
Qingxu was taken aback, he didn't expect Daoxing to still remember what happened a few years ago, he immediately laughed naturally: "Well, didn't I come to replace you?"
Daoxing had a resentful expression on his face: "You come only after everyone has left!"
Qingxu patted his head: "Hey boy, at worst, I'll accompany you to teach the disciples of the mentor brother!"
Daoxing said angrily: "I am the senior brother! Also, you are really watching from the side, and you only come up when you see the senior brother leaving!"
Qingxu let out a "tsk", "It was discovered by you..."
Daoxing: "..." How imbecile you think I am, bastard!
After Chi Jingzi sent Jiang Ziya's soul back to the body, after a friendly and harmonious exchange with Shi Tianjun, Yao Tianjun readily untied the Luoba formation (...).So Chi Jingzi didn't stay for a moment, and quickly flew towards Chaoge.
Jiang Ziya, who regained consciousness, immediately said to Ji Fa: "I think we can give it a try."
Ji Fa: "...a#¥%&*, boom——!"
Nezha: "Wu Wang? Wu Wang! Sister, what happened to him?"
Daji: "I was so excited that I passed out."
Nezha: "So poor..."
Yang Jian: "Ditto."
135 Ten Jue Great Formation Four
Ran Deng said that his juniors have been spoiled by this ruthless and unreasonable world.
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Standing in stalemate for several months and still unable to crack the remaining nine formations of the Ten Jue Formation (Yao Bin, the master of the downcast formation, has already solved the formation under Chi Jingzi's flickering), Jiang Ziya had no choice but to invite other than Chi Jingzi who was happily running towards Chaoge. Explain and teach the Eleven Golden Immortals.
Then Taoist Ran Deng came uninvited. Jiang Ziya hadn't seen him on Kunlun Mountain since he became a teacher, and the two almost had a big oolong.Simply burn the lamp and cultivate yourself well, know how to explain the pissing nature of teachers and disciples, once you get serious with them, you will undoubtedly be the one who will be sad in the end.
Ran Deng, who has a firm mind and thinks he has not been affected by the original teacher's brain-residual light wave, is so emotional.
Brothers who hadn’t seen each other for decades began to reminisce b1ab1ab1a. Huang Long, who came with his disciple Yang Jiao, said "Hey", he counted the number of brothers carefully, and then wondered: "Why don't you see Chi?" Junior Brother Jingzi and Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi?"
Guang Chengzi saw that he did not see the two of them, so he said, "Does any junior know the whereabouts of Chi Jingzi and Yun Zhongzi?"
Lingbao and Cihang hooked their shoulders together and laughed happily. Regardless of the presence of his nephew, pink bubbles were pikapika. Hearing Guang Chengzi's question, Lingbao said casually: "Senior brother Yun Zhongzi, I remember what you said. It's chaoge."
Yu Ding wondered: "Brother Yun Zhongzi is the one who concentrates most on cultivating the Tao among our senior brothers. How could he run into the world of mortals, and he is still Chaoge with the most chaotic breath?"
Cihang smiled "puchi", and the sun and the moon paled immediately, but since everyone in Chanjiao knew the ghost and animal temperament under his soft face, they all ignored it carefully, "Junior Brother Yuding's words have long been outdated, Yun Zhong Brother Zi has found true love now, and it is really fun and happy in Chaoge."
"Love"? "Merry and Happy"?A group of brothers and sisters were thrown into confusion by Cihang's words, did they hear correctly?What Cihang is really talking about is the most incomprehensible, single-minded, and the only neutron left under the brain-dead light waves among the disciples of Chanjiao? !
Fear Liusun twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Junior Brother Cihang, are you serious?"
Cihang looked sad: "Are you afraid that Senior Brother Sun won't believe in Senior Brother?"
Lingbao patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "I can testify that what Cihang said is true."
Nima is what you two said, so we don't believe it!Everyone complained in their hearts.
Guang Chengzi said: "What happened to Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi?"
Seeing the senior brother speaking, Lingbao finally returned to normal, he said: "Teacher Yuan once asked Cihang and I to accept apprentices, and the two of us felt that our cultivation base and strength were not enough, so under the suggestion of senior brother Chi Jingzi, we found a Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi who is in Chaoge Palace also saw his sister-in-law, so we entrust our apprentices to Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi!"
Everyone resolutely ignored Lingbao's behavior of selling their apprentices. Anyway, it would be nice to lose a person who inherits their mantle to poison their eyes. What they are most concerned about now is...
Taiyi raised a question: "Sister-in-law? Who is it?"
Qingxu also asked: "Who is it? I can't imagine the sullenness of senior brother Yun Zhongzi at all...ah!"
Daoxing kicked him hard to avenge his death in Kunlun Mountain, and then looked at Lingbao with a calm expression on his face: "Brother, don't worry about Qingxu, just keep talking!"
Lingbao smiled: "Who is this? I have to think about it..."
Cihang resolutely covered Daji's mouth when he was about to speak.
Manjushui blushed: "Brother Lingbao, just tell me, at worst, I will lend you my apprentice to play with Junior Brother Cihang for a few days!"
Jin Zha, who was sold by his ruthless and unreasonable teacher who made trouble for no reason, expressed his calmness with the sympathetic eyes of all his brothers. Anyway, it is not the first time he has been sold.Mu Zha comforted him and said, "I'll come to accompany you later."
Sure enough, Pu Xian quickly said: "My disciples can also borrow you to play for a few days!"
Mu Zha had a blank face, but Nezha and others strangely interpreted from his expression, "Oh, that's what happened, teacher, you and Uncle Manjusri are indeed true love! Selling disciples and selling them in such a timely manner" look.
Lingbao and Cihang were still smiling. Seeing this, Daoxing Qingxu reluctantly said: "That should also be counted as our disciples!"
Han Dulong and the others also looked calm, and quickly accepted the fact that they were betrayed by the teacher. Daji couldn't help but praise the psychological quality of these senior brothers.
Lingbao Cihang was finally satisfied, Cihang smiled and said: "It is the nine-tailed vixen who was ordered by Uncle Nuwa to corrupt the luck of Tang and occupy the body of nephew Daji."
"It's her?" Tai Yi stroked his chin, "I knew they had an affair!"
After Daji was released by Cihang, she said angrily, "No wonder you sent me to the teacher!"
Huang Long: "Am I the only one who cares about the whereabouts of Junior Brother Chi Jingzi..."
Daoxing said weakly: "Brother Chi Jingzi, he probably went to Chaoge too..."
Fearing Liusun said: "Why did both of them go to Chaoge? Could it be that he is also looking for true love?"
Qingxu nodded silently: "It is said that he went to find his confidant, the jade pipa master."
Everyone = mouth =
Cihang smiled and said, "This is the spring of elucidating teachings, isn't it?"
Lingbao readily agreed: "Cihang is right, this is the breath of spring~~"
Good, so cold... All the disciples of the second and third generations of Chanjiao shivered.
Ran Deng said that his juniors have been ruined by this ruthless and unreasonable world. In order to prevent him from being infected, he resolutely stopped this topic: "Forget about Chi Jingzi and Yun Zhongzi, let's It's better to help Ziya break the ten-jue array."
Jiang Ziya, who had been ignored for a long time, burst into tears.
In order to gossip about the love story between Yun Zhongzi and Chi Jingzi afterwards, the Jinxians of Chanjiao actively began to talk with the Ten Heavenly Monarchs. After their unremitting efforts, they finally broke the Seven Formation of the Ten Jue Formation!Jiang Ziya was relieved and expressed that he was cheating.
Although Shi Tianjun was a bit brain-dead, but after the first seven formation masters were all broken by the same method, the remaining three finally came to their senses, which shows that their IQs can still be saved (...).
Just when the Chanjiao Golden Immortals were anxious because the IQ of the remaining three of Shitianjun suddenly went up, a great god they didn't expect came.
He is Lu Ya who was forced by Nu Wa to participate in this catastrophe. →_→
Facing the respectful reception of all the disciples of Chanjiao, Lu Ya looked at the smiling Nuwa behind her with twitching eyes, and said via voice transmission: "So it's fine if I come, why are you coming too! "
Nv Wa: "Don't I know you yet? I'm sure you'll eat and drink in the barracks, so I must supervise you!" She clenched her fists in a bloody gesture.
Lu Ya: "..." Fuck it, it's because you really want to play!For the sake of the pores, you can stay in Wa Palace freely!
Nuwa narrowed her eyes: "Are you secretly complaining about me again?"
Lu Ya: "...huh."
Interpretation disciple: What is the purpose of flirting like this?Is senior Lu Ya going to be unfaithful to Uncle Nuwa?
Lu Ya: I don't have that kind of relationship with Nuwa!
136 Nine Twists of the Yellow River One
Ran Deng, the only normal person in the teaching, finally rushed towards the point of no return of STK.
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Lu Ya originally thought that what Nuwa said to Xiao Shi and Kong Xuan in front of Wa Palace that day was just a moment of anger, but he did not expect that at the critical moment of the confrontation between the two religions, Nuwa really excitedly pulled Let him leave for 33 days, interfering in the affairs of mortals.
"Go and be fair and aboveboard, what are you pretending to be?" Lu Ya was puzzled, and always felt that he was not used to seeing such a strange Nuwa.
Nuwa coughed and said in a low voice, "Did you forget that Nezha is also in Xiqi?"
"Huh?" With Lu Ya's brain capacity, he really couldn't remember who Nezha was.
Nu Wa obviously understood this too, gritted her teeth and said, "It's the spirit beads!"
"Oh..." Lu Ya suddenly realized and nodded. It was the reincarnation of Nuwa's tears who were beaten by Nuwa to return his father and mother.Thinking of this, Lu Ya rubbed his chin rather gossip, and said thoughtfully: "I remember, Lingzhuzi and Haotian's younger sister, Yao Ji's son Yang, have an affair, right?"
Nuwa pushed him and complained: "Why have legs? You can't use such vulgar words, okay? She is a pure crush. No matter before or after the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, that child's body will be against you. The ones he can handle are the real perverts!"
In the Xiqi camp, Yang Jian, who was listening to a dozen of his family's uncles and uncles arguing, felt inexplicably shot by an arrow in his knee.
Daji gave him a strange look: "Brother Yang Jian, what's wrong with you?"
Yang Jian said silently: "...No, nothing happened."
Luya and Nuwa were chatting while flying, and finally arrived in Xiqi after the Ten Heavenly Lords were stalked seven times. At this time, Guang Chengzi and others were suddenly raised because of the IQ of the remaining three Heavenly Lords, Shen Gongbao and Wen. Zhao Gongming, the dog-headed military strategist Zhong specially invited, was very upset.
In the eyes of everyone in Chanjiao, Lu Ya's arrival is like timely rain!
Lu Ya asked strangely, "With your strength, how can you not even handle Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun?"
Guang Chengzi and the others looked at each other, and ordered Yang Jian and the three generations of disciples to retreat first.
At this time, only the second-generation disciples of Chanjiao and Lu Ya Nuwa were left in the camp.
Guang Chengzi looked at Nu Wa, and said cautiously: "I don't know if this senior is..."
Nuwa smiled friendly: "Poverty Ruan Mei."
Lu Ya: Isn't that the name you used in the Devil's Cult? Kouhu!Bullying them don't know the demons?
The monks after the dragon and phoenix catastrophe generally really don't know that the young leader of the Demon Cult is named Ruan Mei, and that he is the same person as the Virgin Mother of the Human Race and Nuwa, the Saint of the Monster Race. A man as good as Master Uncle has found a new love.But at the moment, business is the most important thing, and as a junior, it's hard to say much.
Lu Ya: ...you have already said a lot in your eyes!
In order to maintain his self-important image in front of the juniors, Lu Ya decided to change the subject: "You haven't answered my question before."
It stands to reason that Zhao Gongming is only an official disciple of Master Tongtian, and his cultivation level is comparable to that of one of the Twelve Golden Immortals. The Ten Heavenly Lord can only hold them back for so long by teaching his disciples that they don't know the formation.But who are the people who come to explain the teaching now, the first disciple of the original sage, needless to say the emperor Shi Guang Chengzi, even Qingxu, who was the last apprentice, has the cultivation base of a golden immortal.Not to mention that the deputy leader of Chanjiao, who had heard Taoist ancestor's third sermon in Zixiao Palace, and the quasi-sacred lamp Taoist who beheaded his body, would not be so embarrassing to deal with four of them even one-on-one.
Guang Chengzi smiled wryly and said: "Although there are rumors that the leaders of the two sects have fallen out, how can we and other disciples not know that the teacher still cares about the uncle very much. It is impossible for the disciples of the two sects to be ruthless if they are on the opposing side. Trick, just this time..."
Huang Long interjected: "Fellow Daoist Zhao Gongming and Lord Shitian knew us before, but for some reason, they were so angry when they saw us this time, although they didn't go to the point of killing us endlessly..."
One side pursues and beats fiercely, exchanging injuries for injuries; the other party cares about friendship, but does not understand the reason for the other party's anger.
In this way, it's no wonder that Xiqi, who came to support top-notch support like the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao, was still retreating steadily, and was postponed here by Wen Zhong's troops for several months.
Lu Ya sent the voice to Nuwa: "Did you do something again?" Lu Ya couldn't understand this kind of weird change, so he could only press Nuwa's head. Once there was Nuwa, all The impossible has a rational explanation (…).
But Lu Ya really wronged Nu Wa this time, and she replied blankly: "No, haven't I been with you and Kong Xuan in the Wa Palace since the opening of the Conferred God? When did you see me acting on my own? "
Is it really not you?Lu Ya expressed some doubts. In fact, this girl had too many criminal records, so Lu Ya was unwilling to believe her.
In view of the fact that such a question cannot be asked in front of everyone, otherwise the furious Nuwa would definitely start beating him regardless of the scene. For the sake of his own image, Lu Ya decided to suppress this question silently.
"Why didn't you stop them first, and then ask the reason?" Lu Ya wondered, "With the abilities of Ran Deng and Guang Chengzi, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Ran Deng finally stood up in embarrassment, "Senior Lu Ya... this, this..."
Nuwa clenched her fists suddenly, and her naturally keen sixth sense told her that the expression of Ran Deng was definitely a love affair!
Guang Chengzi said: "Originally the disciple discussed with Master Ran Deng that he would restrain Junior Brother Zhao Gongming, but..."
Cihang had a dreamy look on his face: "Teacher Ran Deng fell in love with Junior Brother Zhao at first sight (...)!"
Lingbao was also moved: "Ah, this is spring!"
Lu Ya: "..."
Before Lu Ya could say anything, Nuwa on the side said, "I'm so touched, huh..."
This also made the disciples of Chanjiao feel a lot more moved by this strange female cultivator named Ruan Mei at first, but they are still very principled. Once Senior Lu Ya's feelings change, they will definitely side with Uncle Nuwa! [sorrowful face]
Lu Ya: ...
Because of Nuwa's interjection, Ran Deng was not so shy (huh?), he stammered and said, "Lu Yaqian, senior, when I first met Junior Brother Zhao... I, I felt that he was destined to be a disciple." The other, the other, the other...the other half, so, brother, disciple really, really can't bear to do...do, do..."
Daoxing burst into tears and said: "Teacher Ran Deng has worked hard for many years, and finally found a sweetheart. How can we have the heart to destroy his marriage!"
"That's right!" X explained to his second-generation disciples.
Ran Deng was moved: "Thank you, thank you everyone!"
Lu Ya covered his face, it was over, after Yun Zhongzi, the only normal burning lamp in Chanjiao began to crooked, this is a ruthless and unreasonable world!
Ran Deng said: "Senior Lu Ya, rest assured, this disciple will never stop Xiqi's army because of favoritism."
Lu Ya: "...do you have any suggestions?"
Ran Deng quickly said: "According to my observation of Gongming's life and rest these days, I found that his magic weapon is still somewhat imperfect. It happened that when I passed Mount Emei, I knew there was a magic weapon called 'Luobao Money', maybe It will help Gongming. As long as he is led to Mount Emei, the remaining three Ten Heavenly Lords will be nothing to worry about!"
Lu Ya looked at Ran Deng with a very complicated and complicated expression. This kind of method of pursuing while fighting is inexplicably familiar.Also, seeing how confident he was, he must have secretly thought of many ways to catch up with Zhao Gongming.In the end, Lu Ya made a decisive decision. Ran Deng was indeed ruined by this [Love at First Sight] world, and degenerated into a stk god horse. He has no lower limit at all!
137 Nine Twists of the Yellow River II
Shen Gongbao: There is not a single normal person among the brothers Nima Chan!
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After Lu Ya's arrival, the members of Jiejiao were suddenly full of confidence and greatly increased in strength.Originally, as the original direct disciples, their strength was more than a fraction higher than the registered disciples like Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun, but they hesitated because of the friendly relationship between the two religions and the perplexity of the other party's desperate attacks.Now that Lu Ya is here, everything is settled!
Even if they hurt the disciples of Jiejiao, they can still blame Senior Lu Ya. ——Lingbao, Cihang language.
On the other hand, Wen Zhong's morale was greatly reduced.Xiqi was busy building the reed canopy, and they were not blind, so they could see immortals constantly flying to help Xiqi.On the other hand, on their side, Wen Zhong's learning is still young, and it's almost enough to beat Jiang Ziya barely.Ten Tianjun is all idiots, and his strength is not good enough. The opponent defeated seven of them just by talking.As for Zhao Gongming, he has just arrived, and everyone does not have a specific understanding of him. However, in view of the image of the Ten Heavenly Lord's Defeat Sect, the soldiers of the Shang Dynasty still decided not to put their hopes on him.
After counting and counting, the soldiers of the Shang Dynasty were sad and angry.The only one on their side who can compete with Xiqi's side is their "insider" who teaches - Shen Gongbao!Eh... Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I saw Junshi Shen...?
Wen Zhong heard the reaction of his soldiers, and quickly remembered that there was such a person (...).He ran to Shen Gongbao's camp to check, only to find out that the other party was the legendary One Cup Pour.When I greeted Zhao Gongming that day, I drank a glass of wine, and Shen Gongbao returned to his tent and was so dizzy and drunk that he is now...→_→
After learning that Shen Gongbao was only drunk, Wen Zhong's expression immediately changed =口= He finally knew the true meaning of what his teacher, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said, that the disciples of Chanjiao have one and two distinct characteristics.If possible, Wen Zhong sincerely hopes to turn back time, at least let him have a little respect for the only reliable (?) monk in his camp!
With the help of Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhong, Shen Gongbao finally sobered up, but he didn't expect that he would not only face a splitting headache, but also hear a super bad news--the Twelve Golds of Chanjiao Xian collectively dispatched, and it was very close to his current position!
"Hey hey hey! I just fell asleep, why did it take so long? Could it be that I was still in a dream... Yes, it must be like this..." Wen Zhong and others looked at Shen Gongbao with black lines on his face. Talking to himself, and then found his own bed with a very precise sleepwalking posture, fell asleep, and pulled a sheet to cover his head by the way...
Wen Zhong coughed, and finally decided to break the poor young man's fantasy: "Master, this is not a dream, everything is real..."
Shen Gongbao remained motionless, lying on the bed pretending to be dead.
Zhao Gongming couldn't help but said: "Junior Brother Jiang has already told the news about you to more than a dozen senior brothers in Chanjiao, Junior Brother Shen, stop deceiving yourself!"
Shen Gongbao lifted the bed sheet and looked at Zhao Gongming with a sad face: "You, you, why are you bothering qaq, I don't want to face my seniors at all!"
The sound made those who heard it sad, and those who saw it wept.Even Shi Tianjun will be moved by Shen Gongbao's true feelings, well, in fact, they have always been easily moved, otherwise they would not have been swayed by seven people who were not firm in their stance →_→
But Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhong still firmly withstood Shen Gongbao's offensive of grief, and said ruthlessly (...): "Uncle Shen/Junior Brother, I will leave it to you to teach the Golden Immortal!"
Shen Gongbao wailed: "No—!!"
Wen Zhong is a disciple of the third generation of Jiejiao, and he only heard his name and saw him occasionally, so he didn't understand why Shen Gongbao was so frightened when he heard the name of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao. He asked earnestly, "Are the dozen or so masters who explained the teachings very strong in Taoism?"
Shen Gongbao nodded in pain, then shook his head: "No, it's not just this."
Wen Zhong was at a loss, but Zhao Gongming understood a bit: "Brother Shen is referring to Brother Guang Chengzi's apprentice?" The level of Sister Xuanyuan's fierceness in those days is still rumored in the wild, so many people are still secretly masturbating. Xuanyuan, Chiyou and Leizu have to talk about things.
Shen Gongbao sighed, looking at Zhao Gongming as if looking at an ignorant child: "Brother Zhao, you are out!"
"... Huh?" Zhao Gongming always lived alone, even when discussing Taoism, he was only with his three younger sisters, and he really didn't understand the great reputation of the Twelve Golden Immortals.
Shen Gongbao looked at Xi Qi's direction with trembling lips, and finally blew himself up resolutely: "Brother Guang Chengzi and his apprentices, you already know, but the other senior brothers are not cheap!"
"Brother Huanglong is a stupid papa, he cares about his apprentice's underwear, underwear, underwear all day long!"
"Brother Chi Jingzi has abnormal aesthetics and has no self-knowledge. He claims to be an art lover's idiot all day long!"
"Senior brother Yun Zhongzi... He was quite normal at first, but he has already embarked on the road of no return in love!"
"Senior Brother Fear of Leaving Sun is a dark obsession. He likes to make himself look like a ghost or a ghost. The apprentice he accepts is even more hideous than his usual appearance!"
"Senior Brother Lingbao and Senior Brother Cihang together make up a super combination of trembling s+ghost animals + black belly. There is no one on Kunlun Mountain who has not been punished by them, and they also like to show their affection and presence in public pikapika!"
"Senior Brother Manjusri and Brother Puxian are like conjoined twins. They sell their apprentices when they encounter problems. They usually like to pretend to be cowardly and have a low sense of existence!"
"Senior Brother Yuding and Senior Brother Taiyi have a secret relationship in front of people, and even a love letter has to go through seven or eight people before they are willing to convey it. Their apprentices are just like them!"
"Senior Brother Qingxu and Senior Brother Daoxing, one is naturally stupid, the other is negative with double Q, the two of them add up to a super negative value, they are simply stupid spokespersons!"
Wen Zhong, Zhao Gongming and Shi Tianjun stared blankly at Shen Gongbao to vent their anger. Hearing him gasp loudly after speaking, they couldn't help feeling sympathetic. These words must have been buried in his heart for a long time. Unexpectedly, the legendary Twelve Golden Immortals It turned out to be like this...
Zhao Gongming was the first one to come back to his senses. He held his chin and said, "Well...Actually, there are good people in Chanjiao. I saw that lamp..." His face suddenly turned red, "I used to listen to I thought he was quite arrogant when I said that he was the deputy leader of Chanjiao, but I didn't expect...he is still a good person!"
Shen Gongbao took a deep look at Zhao Gongming, making him feel uncomfortable, then Shen Gongbao patted Wen Zhong on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Hurry up and ask for help at Jin'ao Island, Senior Brother Zhao is dying."
Zhao Gongming said angrily, "Hey! What do you mean by that!"
But Shen Gongbao didn't mean to quarrel with him at all, he glanced at Zhao Gongming melancholy(...), and then went back to the camp in a bleak background...to catch up on sleep!
What Wen Zhong and others didn't expect was that Shen Gongbao's words became silent, and Zhao Gongming never came back after being led away by the lamp again.It is said that he and Ran Deng got married under the witness of Lu Ya and the Twelve Golden Immortals!
Wen Zhong: What's the matter with this kind of ending that exudes a strong he?
Shen Gongbao: o(︶︿︶)o Oh, if you don’t listen to your uncle, you will be at a disadvantage.
138 The Yellow River Nine Twists Three
Empress Sanxiao: As the saying goes, red and blue came out of CP since ancient times, explaining that the official match cannot be dismantled. [sorrowful face]
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Shi Tianjun's entire army was annihilated, and Zhao Gongming was also kidnapped by Chanjiao Randeng. Now the only person Wen Zhong can use is Shen Gongbao...
Shen Gongbao refused resolutely: "No!"
Wen Zhong begged bitterly: "Master uncle, master nephew is really incompetent, everything can only depend on you!"
Shen Gongbao was not at all confused by Wen Zhong's flattery, he resolutely declined again: "I can't do it!"
Wen Zhong refused to let go: "No! You can do it!"
"I can not!"
"You can do it!"
"no!"
"Row!"
"..."
In the Xuanguang technique, Nuwa and Lu Ya looked at Shen Gongbao and Wen Zhong who were arguing like this, and were very confused.Nuwa blinked her eyes, pointed at the two people in the Xuanguang technique, and asked Lu Ya, "What are they talking about?"
Lu pressed the black line: "With an existence that can't be understood by your brain circuit, how could I know?"
Nuwa thought for a long time before she realized that Lu Ya was actually mocking her, but she was currently in the teaching camp and couldn't do anything with him, so she secretly swallowed this tone and prepared to take revenge in the future... ★_★
The onlookers had been using such extremely confusing words as "OK" and "No" for a long time (Huh?) Nuwa nodded her lips and suddenly realized: "I know!"
Lu Ya said lazily: "What?"
Nuwa laughed and said, "I know what they are arguing about!"
Although reason told Lu Ya that Nuwa's words were completely unreliable, Lu Ya was also really curious about what kind of "high opinion" Nuwa would have at this moment.
Nu Wa smiled mysteriously: "It turns out that Wen Zhong is courting~ ah~ ah~"
Lu Ya = Mouth = Fuck, it’s okay, what kind of bel canto are you practicing!
Nuwa: "Wen Zhong must have been moved by Ran Deng's brave act of snatching a marriage, so he asked Shen Gongbao to do something about him..."
After a long time, Lu Ya said slowly: "Do you think everyone has the same brain circuit as you?"
Nu Wa looked surprised: "Are you praising me?"
Blue veins appeared on Lu Ya's forehead: "You, you, you, you, you have evolved (?) again!"
Nu Wa proudly said: "You are polite." Humph, Lu Ya dared to fight with me, who was taught by Teacher Cheng Hongjun, he was beyond his control!Teacher Hongjun gj!Huh, did I forget something?
... Hey, be careful, Mr. Luo Hu looks at you with blood on his face!
Just when Luya and Nuwa were flirting (...), kicking to death in love (...), and explaining the entanglement of the Jinxian crowd, Shen Gongbao finally couldn't bear the pressure and was beaten Forced to agree to live with Wen Zhong... Ah no, it was to go to Sanxian Island to rescue soldiers instead of Wen Zhong!
Nuwa looked disappointed: "What, I thought there was some bloody plot going on..."
Lu Ya patted her on the head like a puppy, and said calmly, "Hey, don't make up your mind if you're fine."
Nuwa squinted at him, then turned her head coldly and noblely: "...Cut!"
Explaining and teaching the Twelve Golden Immortals in self-guilt: "Uncle Nuwa, we are sorry for you, but Senior Lu Ya and Senior Ruan Mei really look like a good match! What should we do?" The two golden fairies are in a situation where it is difficult to make a choice... Who made you choose the mouth!
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Here it is said that Shen Gongbao couldn't resist Wen Zhong's warm offensive, and finally fell under his general's trousers... Mouth, start again!Shen Gongbao couldn't resist Wen Zhong's offensive of tears, and was finally successfully tricked into moving rescuers to Sanxian Island.
Shen Gongbao sighed and lamented why he was reduced to running errands, and called the door: "Dare to ask if Senior Sister Sanxiao is here?"
After a while, a girl came out of the cave, Jishou said: "Who is the senior?"
Shen Gongbao replied: "Pindao is the disciple of the original sage who explained and taught, Shen Gongbao."
The girl frowned immediately when she heard that it was the person from Chanjiao, apparently also influenced by the "Fengshen Truth" that has been widely circulated in Jiejiao, but a female voice came from the cave: "Is it Chanjiao's Junior Brother Shen? Tong'er Quickly invite your junior brother to come in."
After Shen Gongbao sat down in front of Sanxiao, Yunxiao, as the eldest sister, spoke first: "Junior Brother Shen is not enjoying blessings on Kunlun Mountain, what are you doing here on my Sanxian Island?"
Shen Gongbao told Sanxiao about receiving the original order to help Tang Jiangshan become Tang Jiangshan, as well as the confrontation with Xiqi, Mr. Chan and his brother and nephew.
"Oh~yuan~come~like~here~ah~~" After hearing this, Qiong Xiao exchanged glances with her elder sister Yun Xiao and younger sister Bi Xiao, and said meaningfully.
Shen Gongbao: ...Huh?Why do you feel weird?
Yun Xiao pondered and said: "It is difficult for us to stop the teaching, so it is our duty to wait. But the three of my sisters have always devoted themselves to cultivating the Tao, and they are not very proficient in fighting skills. Besides, I don't think the brothers who explain the teacher will use magic to bully ordinary people..."
Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao nodded happily, but Shen Gongbao vaguely felt that this was not the real reason for San Xiao's reluctance to make a move.
Shen Gongbao, who was forced by Wen Zhong to issue a military order, had no choice but to throw out his trump card: "But, Senior Brother Zhao Gongming..."
Bi Xiao wondered, "What happened to him, brother?"
Shen Gongbao wondered: "Brother Zhao, he... a few days ago, he and Mr. Randeng...were married!"
"What!" The three of Yunxiao stood up in shock.
Shen Gongbao hastily said: "Even though Brother Zhao also has a bit of affection for Teacher Ran Deng..."
But San Xiao couldn't listen to anything now, Yun Xiao gritted his teeth and said: "Sisters, copy guys!"
Qiong Xiao sacrificed the Hunyuan Jindou with a cold face, and Bi Xiao took out the golden dragon scissors furiously.
Shen Gongbao opened his mouth wide and looked at San Xiao's restless expression at the moment, hey, hey, are you really going to fight Chanjiao to the death?The Hunyuan Jindou was given to Uncle Tongtian by the original teacher who spent countless refining treasures on purpose, and didn't the golden scissors that Uncle Tongtian got from the Taoist Fenbao Cliff!
Shen Gong's head is getting bigger, he didn't expect Senior Sister Sanxiao to be so in love with her brother, and the love is so serious, she can't even take care of the friendship (?) between the two religions, it won't really cause a death... ...Shen Gongbao has a heartache.
Yun Xiao took a look at Shen Gongbao, showing the demeanor of sister Yu: "Junior brother, lead the way!"
Shen Gongbao was so shocked that he couldn't speak, he just nodded his head in agreement.
During the flight, Bi Xiao had a bitter face: "Brother actually fell in love with that boring, dull wood of Brother Ran Deng. Sisters, I don't believe in love anymore!" Bi Xiao said that she felt tired and didn't love →_→
Qiong Xiao quickly comforted her: "It's okay, we must correct this wrong marriage this time. The best official match for my brother is definitely Brother Huanglong! And the official match for Brother Ran Deng is definitely Brother Nanji!"
Shen Gongbao shuddered, almost performing a free fall from a height of [-] meters, or the kind of death without a parachute...
Yun Xiao smiled as gently as water, "As the saying goes, since ancient times, red and blue came out of CP, and the official match cannot be dismantled. Originally, we thought this was a good opportunity to promote the relationship between the two religions [beep——], so we wisely didn't participate, didn't Thinking that someone would actually do such unreasonable things as reversing CP and dismantling CP!"
The more she talked, the more excited she became. Shen Gongbao didn't dare to refute in front of her, so he could only complain silently: The reverse and tear down are all CPs that you wish to match. →_→
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