Mother of God, your sister

The goods have no future in this life.The soft girl endured the headache and sighed.

The soft girl is intoxicated at the bottom of the lake. The author, who gave her a golden finger a few days ago, finally couldn't bear the second-hand behavior of the soft girl, and resolutely added the ability to "swim" to the wild boar.

So, Mr. Yezhu, who had to dodge because he was afraid of the water, finally, with the explicit and secret support of the author's mother, bravely rushed into the lake, and rushed aggressively towards the soft girl who thought she was safe.

"Ahhh! Don't come here!!" The soft girl was so frightened that she wanted to raise her hand to surrender subconsciously, but the tail that could have resisted the wild boar's attack began to wave wildly, slapping the rocks at the bottom of the lake and violently There were bursts of water splashes.

The wild boar rushed over unimpeded all the way, and knocked the soft girl out of the bottom of the lake with two or three blows.

"Damn it, you ran into my chest!" This is a soft girl who was bumped into the sky by a wild boar and still didn't forget to complain about a certain hooliganism.

Boom...my b-cup is going to be dented...!

The heart-piercing pain and the huge anger made the soft girl violent, her body suddenly became uncontrollable, and the humiliation of being insulted and offended from the depths of her soul made her unable to bear it. Live looking up to the sky and screaming.

The sky above the valley quickly became gloomy, and a powerful coercion shrouded hundreds of miles around, and countless creatures curled up in the cave and shivered.The Yiqi Daoist who is far away on the peak of Buzhou Mountain, who will be the future Daoist Hongjun, opened his calm eyes for the first time after thousands of years of retreat.

The Daoist pinched his fingers and counted, with a strange expression on his expressionless face, he murmured: "It's strange, she actually developed spiritual wisdom ten thousand years earlier than Sanqing and Fuxi..."

At this moment, the Yiqi Taoist has almost comprehended the Dao on the shards of the good fortune jade butterfly, and he is already a quasi-sage who cut off two corpses. Naturally, such things can be known by pinching fingers.

Originally, Nuwa and her elder brother Fuxi were two spirits of yin and yang in the chaotic world. When Pangu opened the sky, they fused with the corpses of innate gods and demons and turned into snake bodies. Later, because of Pangu's plan, the two spirit snakes were separated and sent to Nvwa. The virtue of Wayi's separation from heaven enabled her to produce spiritual wisdom tens of thousands of years earlier than Sanqing transformed by Pangu Yuanshen and her elder brother Fuxi.But all of this happened when Pangu opened the sky and the way of heaven had not yet appeared. Naturally, a person of Taoism did not understand it, and only thought that his youngest closed disciple in the future would be blessed with a deep destiny.

Having figured it out, he smiled slightly, closed his eyes again and began to practice.

Faintly about to become a saint, he naturally knew that Nuwa was one of his future disciples, and it was absolutely impossible for the future sage of heaven to have an accident.The shrill cry now is probably the test given to her by the way of heaven.

Here, the future master God is continuing to practice, the three future brothers are still ignorant of their spiritual intelligence, and the soft girl on the other side is a tragedy.

Now she feels pain all over her body like a fire, and no matter what, her body is completely out of her control. She can only endure the pain of a splitting headache and watch her tail swing towards the wild boar, making the wild boar's eyes water Jin Xing knocked to the side without knowing the direction, her head was severely injured and bleeding profusely.

The soft girl saw it in her eyes and felt secretly refreshed, but the tingling feeling from her body became more and more intense, "Stop it quickly..."

"Uh... ah!!"

The wild boar was stunned by the blow of the soft girl. He couldn't understand that the little snake who was afraid of him to death in the past actually touched him. The endless anger made him ignore the pain that came from the soft girl from just now. With a touch of coercion, he rushed forward regardless.

The soft girl groaned secretly, now that her body was out of control, that damned wild boar attacked again.Thinking of how much she has suffered since she crossed, and being forced to cower at the bottom of the lake every day by this wild boar, she can't even crawl, the soft girl is also angry.

Regardless of the pain that seemed to tear her body, she gritted her teeth and twitched her tail towards the wild boar that was hitting at high speed. The wild boar even knocked down a hill on the side due to its inertia.

Wisps of blood began to seep from the scales on the soft girl's upper body, and the image of the soft girl at this moment was as weird as it could be.

Affected by the blood of the soft girl, the surrounding creatures also began to become impetuous.

"Roar!" The wild boar, which was bloodied, was also red-eyed at the moment, and staggered towards the soft girl again.

"Looking for death!" The soft girl realized that her sanity had never been so clear, she just subconsciously pressed her pressure on the rushing wild boar, and the next moment the wild boar fell to the ground in a dead state, blood dripping all over the ground.

Without looking at the wild boar, the soft girl glanced coldly at some creatures that were attracted by the battle just now, and the aftermath frightened the whole valley.

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, who in the wilderness is not a human being, and some beasts who want to take advantage of them retreat one after another.

When the last beast left the valley more than ten miles away, the soft girl fell into the lake unbearably. The ensuing weakness and pain made her slowly enter a coma.

50 years later.

... The time span of the mouth mustache is too big!

This is a prehistoric world, and tens of thousands of years have passed by closing our eyes and discussing the Tao, so we have to calm down. ╮(╯_╰)╭

The valley that has been quiet for 50 years finally has a breath today, which comes from the bottom of the lake.

The water was rippling, and a vortex soon appeared in the center of the lake. It turned faster and faster, and finally disappeared suddenly.

After a while of silence, a figure emerged from the center of the lake.

"Huh—" the soft girl stretched out her hand to brush away the hair in front of her eyes, and looked at her hand in disbelief.

"This..." She quickly touched her face, and finally looked at the reflection in the lake with ecstasy, "...I have transformed back!"

I have seen this face for more than ten years, and I have never forgotten my face even after time travel.

The soft girl hadn't been happy for a few seconds, and immediately realized something was wrong—her upper body, including the b-cup she was proud of, was back, there was nothing wrong with it, but the lower body...

"Why is Nima still a snake tail!"

"Am I destined to be a monster? Mouth!" The soft girl had a full face.

7 heads and snake body [-]

In the hazy water mist, the long hair that was as black as night was scattered on the white skin, and a few strands hung on the chest, exuding the luster of night against the backdrop of the lake water.The eyes with the same color as the hair reveal a sense of tranquility and distance from the depths, like cornflowers quietly blooming, and every move and gesture is deeply slender and elegant.Drops of water dripped from his pale face, showing Juechen's melancholy.

I saw this classical beauty who explained what a "beautiful woman in the country" is with her eyes and smiles. At this moment, she is looking down at the lake water in which her whole body is soaked. With a similar melancholy face, she pursed her beautifully curved lips and opened her mouth slightly——

"Fuck, so I'm a hybrid of a human and a snake demon?"

……

Human beings always seem to believe that the truth of something is shattering, and they may even have complicated psychology such as "this secret must not be known to others, otherwise I will never see people in my next life", but in fact, it encourages Only after you have the courage to speak out will you realize that this is nothing at all.

The soft girl is now beginning to feel that this sentence has some truth.

Since the last time she pk Comrade Wild Boar and succeeded in transforming the opponent ko into Bumpman (...), the soft girl has long since given up the joy of restoring her appearance. I can't bear to look back" and glanced at the lower body soaked in the lake water, or to be precise, the tail...

Sure enough, no matter how many times she watched it, she still found it unacceptable, and the soft girl twitched the corner of her mouth with a broken face.Having said that, we have to admit that a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman—no matter how bad she is inside—even an indecent move like rolling her eyes or twitching the corners of her mouth can still be done to attract pity.

In any case, Ruanmeizi is quite pleased with the return of the two magic weapons that she used to lie to death.From a certain point of view, it is suspected that the mother of the soft girl was stimulated by something when she was pregnant with her, so that her thoughts are always like this... A different soft girl, in the entanglement, her thinking is still glowing from the palace. House fighting martial arts drama, revenge TV series, the unlucky love between the man and the snake demon in fantasy movies...

According to the pissing nature of the mythological drama, it is estimated that she is the love crystallization of that tragic transvestite love... The soft girl dragged her chin thoughtfully.

In order to be able to be with her human father in a fair and aboveboard manner, the mother who had just given birth to a weak snake demon made a wish to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and finally became a human and happy ending with her father under many unequal treaties... Hey, the plot is so familiar, it seems to be the hit TV series "Bai Beep [——] Biography" a few years ago?

No!No... the soft girl thought deeply, then shook her head solemnly.

The story should not be over here. It should be like "a past event xx years ago" in a romantic drama. It serves as a prequel to the story for the audience to understand the love and hatred many years ago, and make a contribution for the next main drama. Foreshadowing... The male number two who loves the snake demon mother is unwilling to let his mother fall in love with a mortal who has no power to restrain a chicken (?), and has become a mother and father amidst all kinds of unwillingness, entanglement and various plots The stepping cannon fodder with deeper feelings must be very unlucky in the end to be sealed by a certain god who was touched by the unswerving love between mother and father until death. Mom frowns and smiles, and then all kinds of entanglements and resentments...

"Alas..." At the end of the brain, the soft girl couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the second male in the story.

As for why the soft girl appeared by the lake... She must have accidentally loosened the seal before, causing the male second to see the sky again. The male second has been imprisoned for so many years. At first, I saw a girl who looked nine times like my sweetheart, and then I learned about it. It was the daughter of my first love and my rival who I hated to death. Anger and resentment intertwined, and he took her away.

And at the critical moment, she activated the half-demon blood in her body, choked the unlucky male second who hadn't recovered his vitality in her sleep, and fell into a virgin forest unknowingly.

"This must be the truth!" The soft girl nodded with a sudden realization. It turned out that she hadn't time-traveled, and there wasn't any hidden mission to be a teacher. She just recovered the blood of the snake demon in her body but couldn't control it.

Knowing the truth—or she thought she knew it—the soft girl stretched refreshedly, and now at least she can be sure that she is still on the earth, and has not traveled to some weird planet or primitive wilderness.

Girl, you are unconscious of the truth again.

"...But, what should I do?" The soft girl pouted and looked at the tail under her body. The first thing to do now is to contact her parents. Should she be glad that she fell into the virgin forest? If she is seen by others, she will definitely be caught and used as a guinea pig in the laboratory!

Thinking about the miserable life of the little white mouse, the soft girl shuddered subconsciously.

Even if her mother used to be a white snake who practiced for thousands of years, but she has been a human being for so many years, and she probably forgot any skills. At that time, she can only rely on herself... The soft girl suddenly felt sad.

...Hey, girl, you are overthinking.

"I absolutely don't want to be dissected!" The soft girl clenched her fists and said firmly.

But the most important thing now is - "How do I swim back..."

The soft girl with a weak tail covered her face.

……

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey..."

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Well, please don't doubt that the above weird noises are coming from the mouth of the classical beauty at the beginning of this chapter. ╮(╯_╰)╭

The soft girl swam unremittingly, her tail flicked uncontrollably, she was thrown into the lake again, she swam again, was thrown again, swam again...

"Hoo hoo hoo..." the soft girl panted heavily, her arms finally reached the grass on the shore, she tried all her strength but couldn't get her lower body out of the lake, so she had to lean halfway on the shore to recover her strength.

"Speaking of which, is there such a tough wild boar on the earth..." The soft girl glanced at the dead boar, wondering for a moment, and then threw all the questions out of her mind.

"Well~ I don't care, anyway, the world is so big, there are all kinds of wonders..." She closed her eyes and fell asleep in a daze while talking.

Why don't you brainstorm when it's time to make up your brains at critical moments, huh!

Isn't your mind rejuvenating, bastard!

If you think about it for a while, you can know that you have already entered the prehistoric world!

The above is the author who finally couldn't help but swear.

8 human heads snake body three

Last time, I mentioned that the soft girl finally broke out in desperation. She transformed into Bumpman and solved the old enemy (...) Comrade wild boar who has been threatening her life since time travel. Humans evolved into mutated half-human, half-snake...

This is the tragedy of the love crystallization of the love between a shemale and a monster... The soft girl lay on the lakeside, looking at the limp tail under her with a look of unbearable past memories.

Well, as far as the snake's aesthetics are concerned, this silver-white scaled...tail looks pretty good, and it is estimated that in the snake world, there is still a mustache like "the most beautiful tail" The title... But the problem is that she is not a snake at all!

The soft girl who didn't realize that her current thinking has been linked to non-human beings flicked her tail weakly. Without the threat of wild boars, her current top priority returned to the problem she had thought of when she just traveled—she still wouldn't crawl.

The previous snake body was fine, as long as he could overcome the psychological shadow, he could barely move a few steps. Anyway, snakes don't have real chests.But now, the soft girl couldn't bear to tightly protect her breasts with both hands, "My B cup, woo woo woo..."

Speaking of girls, don't you realize that you are completely|naked at the moment?

"Ah!" It wasn't until her hands touched the smooth skin that the soft girl remembered that she had been naked by the lake for so long just now...

"It's over, it's over, I don't know if the mosquitoes in this primeval forest are poisonous or not!" The soft girl anxiously looked around her upper body to see if there were any red spots that shouldn't have appeared, "qaq please Liushen toilet water! ... Otherwise, cool oil Or salt is fine too!" The soft girl burst into tears who had never experienced such a situation of scarcity of resources.

The soft girl seemed to remember something, her eyes swept around, and soon landed on the dead wild boar's body, she hesitated and said to herself: "It is said that mosquitoes and flies like dead rotting corpses a lot ..."

The soft girl was terrified, and hurriedly tried to stay away from the rotting corpse that was threatening her life a few hours ago.

"Tail, can you do it a little bit!" The soft girl who fell back to the original place as expected looked at her own tail that was not up to date, and choked up speechlessly.Why is this tail so arrogant!

Seeing the motionless state of her own tail, the soft girl choked pitifully a few times, and finally had to say to Tail in a low-pitched voice: "Tail, tail, now is the moment of life and death for you and me. You don't want flies, mosquitoes, etc. born from rotting corpses to wander around you..."

Before the soft girl could finish her words, she saw that the tail of non-violent non-cooperation before straightened up with a "snap"!

==orz←She really doesn't know what kind of expression she should use at this moment to face her own tail who is greedy for life and afraid of death...

The soft girl is still embarrassed, the tail under her body seems to be frightened by the prospect that the soft girl said before, and she pushes the soft girl to jump into the lake spontaneously.

"Wait..." After the girl finished speaking, she only heard a "plop", and she fell into the lake, and swam quickly to the center of the lake under the power of her tail.

Nima, I just climbed ashore!The soft girl burst into tears and complained, and she was despised by her own tail. She is probably the most unlucky heroine in history!

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"It's unlucky..." The soft girl who muttered like this has nothing to do with the tail that caused her current situation.After all, this tail is also a part of her. Could it be that she really wants to chop off her own tail in a fit of anger?It's true that she admits that she is sometimes a little bit two-really only a little bit-but she is not so stupid...

The tail that was complained by the soft girl curled up at the bottom of the lake arrogantly and refused to move, completely unable to see the demeanor of the speed beyond the speed of light before... This is also the reason why the soft girl is trapped at the bottom of the lake and cannot move.

"This world is indeed becoming more and more mysterious." But thanks to the tail, the soft girl discovered another ability of her own, "I can actually talk at the bottom of the lake, and I can also see the situation on the shore through the lake... "The soft girl murmured dully, "Isn't the snake monster's mother's genes too good?!"

——"..." This is the soft mother who has only heard of her name from the very beginning and is regarded by her own bastard daughter as a thousand-year-old snake demon.

——Eh...soft mother...

——Friendly reminder: This is an abbreviated version of "the mother of the heroine of this article, the soft girl". --

"Hmm!" Seeing a large Godzilla approaching the wild boar's corpse, the soft girl quickly covered her mouth, for fear of drawing the attention of the Godzilla by making a sound.

Each of the prehistoric alien species is uniquely endowed, otherwise there would not be so many amazing and brilliant figures who have dominated the prehistoric world for many years.Although the soft girl is a bit useless at the moment, what she is facing is only a beast with a little supernatural power that has just opened up its intelligence. If she wants to hold her breath, these beasts will naturally not be able to detect her existence.

That Godzilla first looked around cautiously, and after confirming that the snake demon bandits (...) who occupied this beautiful and rich valley a few months ago were not there, then excitedly rushed towards the wild boar's corpse!

Is that Godzilla going to be eaten raw... the soft girl thought with a tangled face.

Godzilla on the shore naturally didn't understand how complicated the mood of the soft girl at the bottom of the lake was at this moment. After bloody cutting open the belly of the wild boar, he took out a green inner alchemy from it, and then swallowed it impatiently .After a while, Godzilla's figure seemed to grow a lot, he raised his head to the sky and screamed, and the surrounding area was shaken again.

The soft girl looked at all this with a frown, not because she was worried about her own safety. She didn't know what was going on. When she saw the inner alchemy taken out of the boar's belly just now, a noun appeared in her mind reflexively. , "Demon Pill".

Demon Pill?What does it mean?Those who can hook up with monsters...

Could it be her... The soft girl's eyes widened as she thought about it.

qaq isn't it... No way... Her luck shouldn't be so bad... The soft girl is avoiding herself.

But after seeing the Godzilla on the shore that can suddenly spew out fire, the soft girl finally became numb.

——"Damn it! I actually wore it in "Journey to the West"!"

9 Luya Zhengtaiyi

After the series of actions of Godzilla were seen by the soft girl, she finally had to face up to a reality: she had become a snake demon, or a mutant one.This kind of cognition and then the soft girl who has been smooth sailing since she was a child and has not suffered much setbacks is very depressed, and she doesn't even have the strength to fight with her disobedient tail at the bottom of the lake.

Now that she has realized that she has transmigrated into "Journey to the West", the soft girl has no choice but to overturn all the previous speculations about what caused her to become such a virtue.

"It turns out..." the soft girl lay down on the bottom of the lake with a dejected look on her face, "It turns out that I wasn't retaliated against because I ruined the sexual life of my senior's gay friend, or because I had a snake demon mother, which caused me The love-hate relationship of the older generation is such a thing... Is it the retribution of my too many tricks and the resentment of the readers?!"

The soft girl regained her spirits in an instant, straightened up and analyzed carefully: "It seems that Jin [beep——] this kind of stalk is very popular recently, isn't Duan Xiaozhuang forced to travel through time like this and have a romantic relationship with his good friend Chu Liuxiang (...) Is it a love story? Isn't it... Could it be me!" The soft girl was startled, and then covered her face in great sorrow, "Even if I'm a girl, how can I be disturbed after time travel? Is it possible that I will change my gender in the later stage? What the hell? Don't be so heavy on taste!!"

The tail behind her also flicked in response to the occasion, and the soft girl didn't have the heart to complain about why the tail is so persuasive at the moment, she scratched her head annoyed, "God of time travel, are you playing with me or are you playing with me?" What? I sincerely kneel down for you, okay...qaq"

Ruanmeizi once heard a friend who specializes in "Journey to the West" mention that the purpose of learning scriptures from the West is not only to spread Western Buddhism to the Eastern Tang Dynasty, but there may also be a tacit agreement between the West and the Heavenly Court.Didn't you see that on the way to Xihe Niuzhou, except for some fairy mounts, most of the goblins that appeared in Journey to the West were killed by Monkey King and his helpers?This not only promotes Western Buddhism, but also kills the monsters entrenched on the westbound road one by one. It really kills two birds with one stone.

The soft girl who secretly conspired is sad again.Now she is the "Three Wusnake Demon" who has no backing, two inability to treasure and three incompetence. If she really wants to meet Monkey King, won't she be beaten to death by him with a stick...

No no no!The soft girl tapped her head to calm herself down. The first thing to do now is to find out what year it is.Remember that Journey to the West started in the era of Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, did you say that Monkey King has been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain... If Journey to the West has already started, the soft girl will decide to stay at the bottom of this lake for decades, and I don’t believe that Monkey King put Tang Seng If you don't protect her, you will come to trouble her, a little demon!In short, you have to find someone to ask for clarification...

The soft girl immediately thought of a new problem - if monsters are as bloody and unreasonable as the wild boar before and Godzilla just now... She looked at her stomach hesitantly, saying that she is also a monster now One of them, then she should also have the "Demon Pill", and the power that suddenly killed the wild boar before... The soft girl recalled the pain after using the power, and decisively gave up this option, who knows? Will the upper body become a snake next time, and the lower body grow legs?

Thinking of such a weird scene, the soft girl wants to die, her image qaq

Girl, do you still have this kind of thing now?

Soft girl: ...

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"Hey hey hey hey hey hey..."

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==Yes, you heard it right, the above noise is the sound of soft girls paddling hard that appeared in the previous chapters.Due to the evil done by her own tail, the soft girl had to open her arms again and fuck the half-baked dog to swim to the lake with great effort.

"Your cultivation method is wrong!"

"Hey, hey, hey... Huh? I really think there is some strange sound mixed in..." the soft girl murmured, and looked up to the shore——

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The corner of the Taoist's eyes twitched at the top of Buzhou Mountain. He was awakened by the screams of his future apprentice just after he entered the state of meditation. After a few years of silence, he started to make a scene. Over the top...

"Ah? What's the matter, what happened?" The visitor panicked when he saw the soft girl.

"You, you, you, you..." The soft girl covered her chest with her left hand, and her right hand pointed at the person who came, shaking and shaking non-stop.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" The visitor looked him up and down in the direction of the soft girl, and said suspiciously: "There is nothing wrong."

"You, why did you suddenly appear!" The soft girl turned her back, sank her body into the lake, and said angrily, "Even if you are the wife, you can't peek at girls like this, okay?"

"I was here early in the morning," Xiaozheng said with a natural tone, "It's just that I can't understand your cultivation method, so I reminded you."

"Cultivation?" The soft girl wondered, when did she practice?

"Although your posture is different from other monsters, you stretched your hands and feet in the water to absorb the essence of water. It seems that you are a kind of water snake."

"Huh?" The soft girl froze for a moment, he wouldn't think that his previous dog planing was... practicing, right?

"But your practice is useless. The most orthodox way for us ascetics is to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon from the heavens and the earth. What you did before was a crooked way. It is better to give up quickly." Xiao Zhengtai said seriously, It seems ridiculous to say nothing.

The soft girl didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she immediately thought of an idea, "You, what's your name?"

"Me?" Although she didn't know why the soft girl suddenly changed the subject, Xiaozheng replied obediently, "My name is Luya."

If the soft girl is familiar with "Fengshen Yanyi", she will immediately know that the little Zhengtai in front of her is exactly the person who is praised in the poem "First there is Hongjun and then there is heaven, and Lu Ya Daojun is still in front" The source of essence, flying out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, Daoist Lu Ya of the same generation as her future cheap master Hongjun Taoist.

"Little Zhengtai Lu, please advise qaq" The soft girl's tail has never swam ashore with the soft girl like this, and then she quickly hugged the little Zhengtai's thigh and didn't let go.

"...What do you mean?" It is estimated that Lu Yazheng has lived for so long and has never seen such a shameless monster.

"Please teach me the method of cultivation, at worst, I will worship you as my teacher!" In order not to be beaten to death by Monkey King in the future, the soft girl is going all out, and she doesn't even care about worshiping a young Zhengtai as her teacher.

The eyelids of a person in the distance twitched again.

"Impossible, your master is someone else!" Sensing the warning from Yuanshen Zhongtiandao, Xiaozheng retreated too hastily.

"Aren't you willing to help me, little Zheng?" The soft girl looked at him tearfully.

"This..." Lu Yazheng looked embarrassed, "It's okay to help, but apprentice... there is no need."

"Xiao Zhengtai is really a good person!" -v-

"Hey... what exactly does 'Zhengtai' mean?"

"This..." Looking at Xiao Zhengtai's pure and innocent eyes, the soft girl who had always been skinny and shameless felt ashamed for the first time.

So, the biggest murderous intent to deal with the cute girls in the second grade is to be natural~

10 Luya Zhengtai II

Many years later, as the best friend of the Holy Mother of the human race, Nuwa Empress, whose cultivation level is no less than that of a saint, the famous leader of overseas casual cultivators, Lu Yadaojun, regretted his innocence and ignorance when he was young more than once.He always regrets after being implicated by a certain "best friend" in the legend (please read it in a tone of gnashing of teeth, thank you~), and has to work hard to help her solve various chain events caused by someone's incomprehension ——

If he hadn't upheld the slightest bit of conscience to remind him when they first met, or if he had been tougher to survive someone's stalking, he probably wouldn't have been dragged and troubled by that bastard for the rest of his life.However, they are still great supernatural powers with endless longevity, which dooms Lu Ya to stay away from that so-called close friend who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger in the foreseeable future...

However, Daoist Lu Ya and the Holy Mother, who have been revered by the prehistoric cultivators and the human race in the future, are nothing more than a duo of good-for-nothings who grope and practice exercises alone every day and are lucky not to go crazy.

Ever since the soft girl stubbornly held back the footsteps of a certain young lady who dreamed of "walking up to the top of Buzhou Mountain to admire the breath of Pangu's father god", in the silent valley, there were often a certain gentleman's furious roar and a certain girl Li (...?) asked innocently.

"Listen to what I say." This is the first time that Mrs. Lu Ya has no experience as a teacher and can only keep a serious face all the time.

"Yes!" This is a soft girl who put on the clothes transformed by the little Zhengtai opposite and is determined to practice hard.

"First of all, sink your dantian..." Xiao Zhengtai stopped before the first part was finished because of the tangled expression on the soft girl's face, "What?"

"Well, Lu Ya is young, ah no," the soft girl swallowed the word "little" tactfully when she sensed a certain Zhengtai's threatening eyes, "It's Lu Ya Zhengtai, where is this dantian?"

"..." A certain Zhengtai was silent for a long time, and then looked at the soft girl who took it for granted with a dazed expression, "You, what are you talking about?"

"I asked where your dantian is." The soft girl blinked innocently. Does this sentence hurt Xiao Zhengtai?

"Kaz Katz Katz..." ← Yes, you heard me right, this is the sound of teeth grinding that Lu Ya Xiaozheng couldn't stand.

"I just asked where your dantian is. What kind of teeth are you grinding? Is this the dantian?" The soft girl opened her mouth and touched her teeth with her right hand.

"You!" Lu Ya's little Zhengtai almost vomited blood at this moment, but I have to say that the thoughts of the holy spirits in the early days of the prehistoric period were still very pure, and they didn't have the habit of blaming others for any temporary anger—even if that other person was the culprit— —So the self-restraining Lu Ya Xiaozheng closed his eyes, exhaled lightly, and explained to the soft girl: "The so-called dantian is the four acupoints of Guanyuan, Yinjiao, Qihai, and Shimen. Below the belly button..."

"Stop, stop!" The soft girl surrendered again with a crying face.

From the current point of view, Lu Ya Xiao Zhengtai is still a very qualified teacher, at least he has a very good teacher's morality, "What's the matter?"

"That, that..." the soft girl hugged her head and recalled, "What is Guan Yuan, what is it..." She blinked and looked at Lu Ya, who was not as tall as her, "What do you mean?"

"Crack!" A big rock next to Mrs. Lu Ya was unfortunately crushed into powder.

"Qaq, I really don't understand at all..." Sensing the danger, the soft girl immediately burst into tears and hugged Xiao Zhengtai's thigh and cried bitterly.

"..." == Lu Ya regretted it, he really regretted it, if time could be turned back, he would definitely leave this valley without looking sideways, instead of helping the person who was holding him in front of him with the kindness of a fellow ascetic A good-for-nothing snake demon with thighs.

"Forget it, I'll start explaining to you from the beginning." The complaint is the complaint, Lu Ya, who has just transformed into a form, has not seen too much darkness, so his heart is still kind and kind~

The soft girl's eyes lit up, and she nodded cheerfully.

It was no surprise that Lu Ya, who saw the reaction from the other party, stroked his forehead helplessly, "I said, you look like a wild alien, and you can already transform into supernatural powers, why don't you even have the basic memory inheritance of monsters?"

"I don't know, I just woke up and turned into a snake..." The soft girl's cheerful and messy voice stopped abruptly, "Wait...what did you just say?"

Lu Ya was puzzled, but patiently repeated, "I said, why don't you even have the basic memory inheritance of monsters?"

"No, that's not right, it's the previous sentence..." The soft girl had a bad feeling in her heart.

"The previous sentence... is it obvious that you can already manifest supernatural powers?"

"No! One more sentence!" The soft girl subconsciously raised her voice.

"...You look like a wild alien." Lu Ya's little Zhengtai really has a good memory.

"..." The soft girl was flustered in the wind.

"Hello? What's wrong with you?" Xiaozheng was too anxious to turn around, "Did I say something wrong just now?"

"You you you you," after a long time, the soft girl came back to her senses and said weakly, "What did you say I was just now?"

"The prehistoric alien species, looking at your human head and snake body, you can tell that you evolved from a congenital god and demon." Lu Ya Xiao Zhengtai replied.

The soft girl orzed instantly: "This is Honghuang?"

Mrs. Lu Ya: "That's right, we are still in the center of the prehistoric world, not on the mountain!"

"Bang—" the soft girl threw herself to the ground with a sad face.

"What the hell are you doing