Mother of God, your sister
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There was a leap in understanding, but the two obviously didn't have the consciousness to regain Styx's crooked views as the culprit.
Nüwa: I long for Great Harmony, and all the members will stir up trouble.In this way, the bg tragedy will not happen again...
Lu Ya: Who is Styx?Am I familiar with him?As the saying goes, dead friends never die poor...
So under all kinds of coincidences, Styx children's shoes went further and further on the road of no return.Fortunately, the conversation between Nuwa and Lu Ya was only heard by the unlucky Styx, otherwise this Honghuang would not know how many straight men who forced themselves to bend because of practicing Taoism~
Before reaching the Six Paths of Reincarnation, Nuwa once sent a text message in the direction of Wuzhuang Temple on Longevity Mountain. The Red Cloud True Spirit had been warmed in ginseng fruit for tens of thousands of years, and it was time for him to reincarnate and reshape his physical body.
The Emperor Fuxi, the Emperor Hongyun, and the Emperor Xuangui.Nuwa watched Zhen Yuanzi flying towards with a yellow light, and then thought about the elder brother and the true spirit of the black turtle in the map of Shanhe Sheji in her arms, and carefully recalled that there were no omissions, so she joined Zhen Yuanzi and went to the Six Paths Walk around in circles.
The Six Paths of Reincarnation is Pingxin's territory, and Pingxin had rescued ten brothers and sisters before returning, and the originally deserted hell suddenly became more lively.After the revival of the ten ancestor witches, they were awarded the title of Yama of the Ten Palaces by Ping Xin. Although they could never leave the underworld, they thought that they would accumulate virtue in the underworld for the luck of the witches who had almost fallen to the bottom, and the deadly enemies Yaozu also died. So I started to work with dignity and without any complaints.
The appearance of Nvwa, the monster saint, instantly broke the delicate balance in the underworld. Originally, the ancestor witch had to judge the future of the mortal enemy, the monster clan, according to the records in the book of life and death. They were asked by name to provide VIP services for the reincarnation of Xihuang, one of the Four Emperors of the Yaozu.
Zhu Rong, who became more and more irritable because the resurrection of his good friend Gong Gong, was the first to say that he would quit!
"Oh?" Nüwa raised her eyebrows, "The ancestor witches are now noble as Yan Luo, and they are responsible for the life and death of all living beings in the world. Doesn't this approach make no distinction between right and wrong?"
Stopping Zhu Rong, who was about to roll up his sleeves and fight each other, Xuan Ming sneered: "There is no distinction between right and wrong, the two clans of Liches are incompatible, and I will never do it for you." The enemy is reincarnated!"
Nuwa shook her head and sighed: "I thought Fellow Daoist Pingxin could not be more fair, but I didn't expect Yan Luo under him to be so impolite. People who don't know will say that Fellow Daoist Pingxin doesn't know how to teach subordinates, Zhenyuan Brother Daoist, do you think so?"
Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly, and with a word from Nuwa, all the liches present focused their eyes on him.Zhen Yuanzi was originally indifferent, otherwise he would not have sympathized with Hong Yun, this matter, according to his usual practice, will definitely be mixed with each other without offense, but the future of his friend Hong Yun depends on Nuwa, the saint of the human race. Zhen Yuanzi had no choice but to express his position.
"... What the sage said is very true."
Tian Wu was furious: "Good job, Zhen Yuanzi! Don't think that the decline of my Wu clan means that we are easy to bully!"
Zhen Yuanzi sighed secretly: "The poor Taoist has absolutely no such intention."
Nuwa said: "If this goes on like this, it won't be beautiful if the time of the birth of the Three Emperors is missed, Fellow Daoist Pingxin?"
Pingxin's figure appeared indistinctly in front of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk, and then the phantom gradually took shape, Pingxin glanced at Nuwa lightly, seemingly calm on the surface, but actually hated Nuwa inwardly.
To say that Pingxin's hatred for Nuwa is not only the concern of the rivalry between the two clans of liches, but also traces back to Taoist Hongjun, the patriarch of Taoism.
Although the insincere thing of Houtu's incarnation in the six realms of reincarnation was ordered by the Dao of Heaven, Pingxin and a group of ancestral witches have pinned the culprit on Hongjun.At the end of the Lich War, Ping Xin worked hard to revive the eleven brothers and sisters and restore the glory of the witch clan, but was cut off by Hongjun in the middle, Gong Gong died, and the remaining ten ancestor witches It is also forever forbidden to step out of the underworld.New enmity and old hatred, it hasn't been long since the Lich decisive battle, Nu Wa, the demon sage, is so arrogant to bring the soul of the high-level demon clan to reincarnate, no matter how well-behaved a person will vomit blood!
How could a rookie like Pingxin with almost zero acting skills be able to fool Nuwa's eyes?However, Nuwa didn't blame her for being rude, and put herself in the other's place. Nuwa also didn't like this mortal enemy of the demon clan.What's more, the other party's brothers and sisters were the murderers who killed Fuxi, Xihe, Dijun, Taiyi and a group of Yaozu compatriots, so after entering the underworld, Nuwa immediately turned on the attribute of talking, and laughed at one of them when she saw one.If possible, Nuwa hopes that she will never meet Pingxin in this life, obviously this kind of thinking is even more impolite.
"Fellow Daoist, you are a sage, why bother me?" Ping Xin suppressed his anger and saluted Nuwa.
Nuwa covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "The dignified and peaceful lady saluted Nuwa. Nuwa is really ashamed. Who doesn't know that Empress Houtu used her body to transform into reincarnation in order to save the world. Woolen cloth!"
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches also looked distressed after being poked at the fatal spot all of a sudden.
Zhen Yuanzi folded his sleeves with both hands, closed his eyes and meditated, with a look of "I didn't hear anything".
Lu Ya stood aside and pretended to be innocent and passers-by pretended to be transparent. It was better for him not to intervene in this kind of war between women.He glanced at Ping Xin, saw the blue veins on the back of each other's clasped hands, he couldn't help clicking his tongue.Nuwa, who is full of group ridicule + poisonous tongue attributes, is really difficult to deal with...
As if the excitement was not enough, Nuwa continued with a little distress: "The birth of the three emperors is a destiny, if it is because of the delay of the time, it is good for Teacher Hongjun to blame..."
One target.
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches can stand together against Nuwa who is a saint, but they are nothing in the face of Hongjun, but Nuwa is still the disciple of the Taoist ancestor.
Can't fight, can't say, Pingxin and others can only hold back their breath and open the human way in the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk.
Nuwa laughed and said, "Your Majesty and the ten Yamas are really 'knowledgeable and interesting'."
Know your sister!
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches held their breath and suffered internal injuries.
The good old Zhen Yuanzi couldn't bear to watch it, but today he also re-recognized Nuwa's lethality. It seems that no matter how approachable the Nuwa saint is rumored to be, she still won't give an inch in front of the racial enemy. ... (thick fog)
After finally teasing (?) her deadly rival, Nüwa approached the six-path reincarnation disc contentedly, and put the true spirits of Fuxi, Hongyun, Xuangui and Fengning into it one by one, and then used the sage's supernatural power to set the time of birth of the four people so as not to appear The emperor and the emperor were born before the emperor.
Pingxin was very sad and angry, but she couldn't express this kind of grief and anger.After fitting into the six realms of reincarnation, Pingxin's position in the prehistoric world is indestructible, but Nuwa is still one of the characters she cannot mess with...
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Nüwa: "Oops!"
Lu Ya: "What?"
Nuwa: "I forgot to set the gender of my brother and the others at birth..."
Lu Ya: "..."
Nuwa: "What to do, what to do qaq"
Lu Ya: "...Let's spell rp, um."
Nuwa: "..."
87 Emperor Fuxi IV
As for the gender of the four people in the reincarnation disk in the future, in fact, as long as Nu Wa and Lu Ya rush back immediately, following the underworld's practice of passively sabotaging their rivals, they will definitely have time to set their gender.
The problem is that Nuwa can't afford to lose face.I just sneered at the other party, now when I go back, I will definitely send them to their door for fun!So, what about self-esteem...Nuwa could only shed tears and silently say sorry to her brother and sister-in-law, and believe that gender magic will not stop you from falling in love!
As for Hongyun and Xuangui, who were also forgotten by Nu Wa, they were not treated so well.However, according to the rp of Hongyun and Xuangui, which is comparable to "lucky e", Nuwa can meet two of the future three emperors who may be women. Is this the reason why human society was originally a "matriarchal clan"?Nuwa felt that she was the truth!
In that case, she doesn't count as changing history...Nu Wa immediately felt relieved.
In the heart of the ostrich that "reincarnation is so far away, at least several years away from now", Nuwa returned to Wahuangtian with peace of mind.Lu Ya, who originally planned to take Kong Xuan to go overseas, also thought of following Nuwa back because of such a little gloat. Such interesting gossip is not seen everywhere.
Sitting down at the top, Nu Wa summoned Blue Bird and Xiao Shi who was cultivating in the apse, and released a group of seriously injured demon clans from the demon banner.Seeing that all the subordinates were small and injured, none of them could be used at all, and he couldn't help sighing.
"The calamity of the Lich has passed. The teacher ordered Junior Brother Haotian and Junior Sister Yaochi to take over the Heavenly Court. Now is the time when everything is waiting to be done. You should go to the Heavenly Court to assist the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother."
As soon as Nuwa finished speaking, a group of loyal monsters immediately became excited.
Shang Yang, one of the ten demon saints, came out first: "Saint, Shang Yang will always be loyal to you and the two heavenly emperors, and will never be loyal to outsiders!"
"I'm waiting too!"
Nuwa rubbed her forehead, God knows she has the last thing to do with this kind of passionate faction.
Looking up at the silent Xiao Shi, Nu Wa said with a little pity, "Xiao Shi, come forward."
"The two clans of the Lich have been fighting for many years, and the luck and blood that have fallen into the trough have affected your cultivation progress..."
Xiao Shihong looked at Nuwa in disbelief. These days, he has fallen from being the doted-for tenth prince of the demon clan to the present state. Almost all the elders have died, and the reunion with the nine brothers is still far away.He finally made up his mind to improve his cultivation to avenge his relatives, but his only elder at present told him that his future cultivation would be hindered? !
Unable to bear to see the desperate look on the cute little Zhengtai's face, Nuwa said: "Now the position of the five princes is temporarily vacant, and I have already obtained the seat of Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole for you..."
Kun Wudao: "What is the meaning of the sage? Do you still want His Royal Highness to enshrine the new Emperor of Heaven?"
Shang Yang hurriedly scolded: "Kun Wu! How can you be unreasonable to a saint!" Even so, the eyes of Shang Yang and a group of monsters also revealed their dissatisfaction with Nuwa's words.
Nuwa doesn't care, originally these were all loyal to Emperor Jun Taiyi, and now they are asked to serve Haotian who has occupied their territory, they will naturally be dissatisfied.
"Heavenly Court is a place where cause and effect are entangled, but it is suitable for you to wait. Although the luck of the monster race has fallen to the bottom, as long as you wait in Heavenly Court and do your best, there may not be no hope of recovery." Nuwa saw the expressions on the faces of all the monsters. With a persuasive face, "Besides, Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole rules over ten thousand stars, and you don't want outsiders to know about the Monster Clan's Zhou Tian Xingdou formation, do you?"
This point hit the target at once, and Xiao Shi said with a firm face: "Xiao Shi is willing to become the emperor of Ziwei in the Arctic." Outsiders take control!
Nuwa nodded in satisfaction: "Your cultivation base is not enough now, and you still have to be stupefied like monsters and ghosts in the heavenly court. You can take this thing to refine it."
Everyone looked at it intently, and all of them were dumbfounded. Kong Xuan blurted out in a gaffe: "Auntie, isn't this twelve-grade white lotus your companion spirit treasure?"
Nuwa waved her hand: "Twelve-grade white lotus has the effect of suppressing luck. If the small ten is successfully refined, not only will it not be entangled in the karma of the heavens, but it will also be beneficial to the luck of the monster race." Nuwa is already a saint. , her Lingbao naturally cannot affect the luck of the monster clan.The twelve-grade white lotus was put into her body by Pangu in the past to help her nourish her soul, but it is useless to her now.When it comes to defense, both the Qiankun Ding and the Shanhe Sheji Map are better than the twelfth-grade white lotus. At the same time, it is also to protect Xiaoshi that Nuwa sold this Lingbao.
Xiao Ten looked at the Lingbao in his hand and was moved.He naturally knew that the twelfth-grade pure world white lotus was one of the top ten together with the world-exterminating black lotus of the demon lord Rahu, the karmic fire red lotus of the ancestor of Styx, the meritorious golden lotus that guides the sage, and the good fortune green lotus in the hands of the Sanqing sage. One of the Great Innate Spirit Treasures, which can both defend and suppress luck, Nuwa just gave it to him!
Faced with the grateful eyes of all the monsters, Nuwa straightened her chest unconsciously, bahahaha I am finally considered a rich man!This feeling of throwing all the money is so cool!
"Blue Bird." Nuwa's eyes fell on the blue bird who was waiting respectfully.
"Although Shangyang Kunwu is here, I still don't worry about Xiao Shi staying in the heavenly court, and you stay by his side to take care of him. This precious lotus lamp is a gift from Taoist ancestor Fen Baoya, and now I give it to you. You defend yourself."
"Master..." Qingniao hesitated to speak.
"Now Xiaoshi is short of someone who takes good care of you like you, besides, you will always be a member of my palace!"
Only then did Qingniao sadly accept the Lotus Lantern: "Yes."
Nu Wa looked at Kong Xuan who was holding the Dapeng again, thinking about it, she gave away two spirit treasures, so let's get one for everyone today!
"Dapeng already has the Eastern Green Lotus Banner, Kong Xuan, this is the Northern Xuanyuan Water Control Banner, it was given to me by fellow Daoist Minghe and I when we were discussing Taoism, and today I will give it to you for self-defense .”
Kong Xuan took the black flag carefully, not noticing Lu Ya's almost distorted expression.
Lu Ya: On Dao... Do you want to be so shameless!
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Xiao Shi, Qingniao and a group of monsters went to the Heavenly Court. Haotian was really satisfied with their behavior, and officially named Xiao Shi the Great Arctic Ziwei, one of the five royals, and the rest of the monsters were his subordinates.She was also granted the title of Nine Heavens Xuannv, who was in charge of tactics and art of war, and assisted Emperor Ziwei, and her status as a fairy was second only to the Queen Mother of Yaochi.
However, neither Nuwa nor Luya had time to pay attention to the big and small things in the heavenly court.
Without him, because unfortunately, Fuxi, who has a second-rate girl named Nuwa, is finally about to be born.
When Fuxi was born, Nuwa and Lu Ya were stunned——
Fuxi reincarnated as a female? !
No, no...Nu Wa and Lu Ya were just a little dazed looking at the human head and snake body.
Lu Ya: "Why didn't you get rid of his demon blood when he was reincarnated!"
Nu Wa: "I... I just remember to set the date."
In fact, if she hadn't seen Fuxi's reincarnation, Nuwa would have forgotten that she and Fuxi were the only alien species with a human head and a snake body.
Lu Ya: "How do you look at gender like this?"
Nuwa: "Er... let me think about it..."
Lu Ya: "Don't think about it, the human race is about to kill Fuxi as a monster!"
Nuwa hastily performed a miracle. In front of a group of human races who were kneeling down, Nuwa carefully picked up Fuxi baby, and secretly checked the tail of the snake.Nuwa secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"This son's name is Fuxi, and he will be the co-lord of the human race in the future!"
88 Emperor Shennongyi
The emperor who is the head of the three emperors is also the reincarnation of Fuxi, the elder brother of the saint mother and nuwa saint of the human race. How can I not pay attention to it as the leader of the human religion.
Talked about life with Xuan Du, my precious apprentice who had been in seclusion for thousands of years and finally jumped three levels to Taiyi Golden Immortal from the peak of Jinxian to Taiyi Jinxian. The good thing is that the disciple who is too awkward and shy (...) sits on the cloud bed and uses the mysterious light technique to watch the live broadcast of the birth of Fuxi's baby.
Bearing honorable titles such as "First Disciple of Taiqing Sage", "Big Brother of Xuanmen", "First Male Human Race", the young man (girl?) of Xuandu just let his black-bellied teacher leave the seclusion. He never let go of his hand.
Actually, if the reference object is Laozi, Nuwa is really not bad...?Xuandu, who has always firmly believed that his best friend is the "king of second-hand goods", hardly hesitated.
In the Xuanguang mirror, there was a chaotic delivery scene, and then a baby's cry resounded through the delivery room. Whether it was Lao Tzu who had ulterior motives or Xuan who was in a fugue state, it was rare for them to look serious and concentrate on looking at the scene in the mirror.
Seeing Fuxi, whose upper body was human and lower body but with a snake tail, even Lao Tzu, who has always been calm and calm, was distorted for at least a moment.Xuandu's reaction was more direct, he immediately lifted the table and stood up, "Evidently knew that it was the reincarnated human race, but they didn't even get rid of the demon blood before reincarnation, who in hell reincarnated Fuxi!" Xuandu said " Who is that idiot?" He looked at Lao Tzu with an expression on his face.
Lao Tzu's eyes drifted a few times, can he say that the idiot in Xuandu's eyes is his junior sister, who is also the saint mother and daughter of the human race who created you...
Originally, Lao Tzu thought that he already had some understanding of a certain "convulsion" state in Nuwa's character, but unexpectedly, there are people outside the world.Just like Nuwa's second, there will never be an end.
"Probably, Houtu..." Thinking that his junior sister would have to cover up for her no matter what, I didn't hesitate to pull Houtu to make up the number.
Before Xuandu could express any doubts about the intelligence of the former ancestor witch to Houtu, who was unfortunately lying on the gun, the figure of Nuwa appeared in the Xuanguang mirror.
This guy volunteered to surrender in front of a senior brother and beloved disciple who did his best to wipe her ass in order to preserve a glorious image in front of the juniors...
Xuandu: …
Lao Tzu: …
No need for Lao Tzu and Xuan Du to say anything else, after seeing Nuwa in the mirror who was so cautious and thought that no one would notice, after glancing at Fu Xi's tail, Xuan Du twitched the corner of his mouth as the best friend of the former bastard, " ……I understand."
I cover my face, Junior Sister, Junior Sister, can you not make mistakes for one day!Even your own brother, you are tossing like this... For the first time, Laozi, who has always been cold-hearted and only cares about his own juniors and apprentices Xuandu, expressed deep sympathy for the next candidate for the second emperor.
Xuan Du, who knows Nuwa's attributes far more than Lao Tzu, is more worried. He is very afraid that the future emperors and human emperors will accidentally reincarnate as daughters because of Nuwa... It turns out that this is the primitive society of the human race with a matrilineal clan. the reason?
Xuandu felt that he was the truth.So he orzed.
The disillusioned, essentially still a literary youth (?) Xuandu said that he couldn't afford to be hurt...
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"This son's name is Fuxi, and he will be the co-lord of the human race in the future!"
After Nuwa finished speaking, Lao Tzu knew it was his turn to play soy sauce.
As soon as I thought about it, in the mirror, there appeared the phantom of his phantom next to Nuwa.
Nuwa couldn't help but tighten her grip on Fuxi's baby—it's simply that Fuxi is not an ordinary baby, and Pingbian didn't cry out—her silly appearance just now won't be all seen by my elder brother See it!
The human race is no stranger to the senior brother of the Holy Mother, the leader of the human religion, the Taiqing Laozi and the saint, so the human race who just stood up under Nuwa's nod knelt down one by one, "Meet the Taiqing saint!"
Nu Wa reluctantly raised a smile, thinking to herself that nothing happened just now, "Why is senior brother here?"
Lao Tzu said with a smile: "This son has the karma of mentor and apprentice, and my junior sister personally appointed him as the co-lord of the human race. Wouldn't it be wonderful for me to teach him a spell or two in the future?"
Lu Ya in Wa Palace rolled his eyes in a very ungentlemanly way, pretending, you two keep pretending!
Did not hear Lu Ya's slander, Nuwa nodded happily, the two of them worked hand in hand, no, they cooperated with each other tacitly, and they didn't feel like they had rehearsed before, "What brother said is very true."
Hua Xu couldn't help but burst into tears for the mother of a certain future co-master and disciple of the saint lying in the middle.Emma, is this the so-called reward after suffering? It’s so good to not have to eat fruit all at once and have diarrhea qaq
——Here is an episode of the first half of the life of Hua Xu, a girl with a rough fate.Just because of an outbreak of curiosity, she became pregnant out of wedlock, and then was misunderstood by her parents and kicked out of the clan. Although she was on the verge of starving to death, although there was an auspicious beast to deliver food, God knows whether the auspicious beast Qilin's brain is stupid. She has been eating fruit for ten months!It is immoral to abuse pregnant women like this.
So Fuxi thrived day by day under the guidance of the Holy Mother and the teacher. As witnesses, Lu Ya and Xuan Du couldn't help but say, "This is really not easy."When Fuxi was an adult, he became the first co-lord of the human race with the support of a group of people. He started to create a book, used to record events... and changed marriage customs... invented Tao Xun, qin and se and other musical instruments... to help people "self-cultivation" Rationality is the opposite of naivety." (Fuxi's deeds are omitted, everyone can go to Du Niang, so as not to waste everyone's jj coins)
When Fuxi was completely in charge, Nuwa did not leave, because the next emperor was about to be born.In order to avoid the tragedy of Fuxi's exhaustion, Nuwa thought it would be better for her to stay in the human race.
Because of Nuwa's instructions after the Lich War, the demon master Kunpeng sent the magic weapon of the former demon emperor Jun, Hetu Luoshu, on Fuxi's first day in office.Coincidentally, on the day Fuxi looked up at the sky, looked down at the law on the earth, and used Yin and Yang gossip to explain the evolution law of the universe and the order of human relations, the next co-lord of the human race was born.
Seeing the birth of Hongyun, Nuwa, who was the first to come, really wanted to cry.
She, she, she seems to have messed things up again.
The appearance of Hongyun after reincarnation is a little more curious than Fuxi who has a human head and a snake body.It's not a strange shape, the head and limbs are still intact, but...Nuwa is a little dazed looking at Hongyun's crystal belly.I don't know what's going on, but Hongyun's stomach is almost completely transparent, and all internal organs can be seen.
The most terrible thing is that there is a little baby inside...
I almost spurted blood, he pointed to the baby (...) in Baby Hongyun's womb and asked, "What's going on?"
Nu Wa looked at Hong Yun blankly, recalling...
"It seems to be... the ginseng fruit that the true spirit of Hongyun lived in before?"
This was just heard by Zhen Yuanzi who rushed over, and he snatched Hong Yun from Nuwa's arms with excitement on his face, "Hong Yun, Hong Yun, did you hear that, you have our child!"
Nuwa: ...
Lao Tzu: …
Zhen Yuanzi, you really don't have the slightest sense of disobedience for yelling at a baby like that Hey!
89 Emperor Shennong II
Xuandu, who watched the chaotic scene in the Xuanguang Mirror on Shouyang Mountain, was deeply shocked.
From Hongyun's birth to discovering that he still has such a bearded but true cup in his arms, to Nuwa explaining the truth before Xuandu complained that the hairy ginseng fruit would also be reincarnated with Hongyun, and finally Zhen Yuanzi was born. , His sentence "You have our child!" Lei turned over everyone including Nuwa, Laozi, Luya and others.
... Then Xuandu suddenly realized that he couldn't complain anymore.
Traveling through the prehistoric world for tens of thousands of years, Xuandu has never realized at this moment that he has not yet integrated into this world. At least it proves that he still has a little bit of the bottom line of a normal person, which is really great.All of this is definitely due to the malice of the big universe. Ever since Nuwa's "Xin'an-type rotary acceleration jet-type rotary cannon" came to the prehistoric world with the weight of no-brain and stupidity that normal people can't bear, the world has been destroyed. It's too late to fall...
Xuandu was so frustrated that he bent forward. At this time, Nuwa and Laozi, whose psychological quality was not covered, finally woke up from Zhen Yuanzi's shocking thunder.
"... Before Hongyun's reincarnation, his true spirit was pinned on ginseng fruit. How did he have sex with Zhenyuanzi?" Nuwa happily gossips while tugging on her big wet chest.
After a moment of silence, Lao Tzu said slowly, "Maybe... asexual reproduction."
Xuandu instantly knelt down to his teacher's calm face!Why did he calmly spit out a professional term that only existed in the 21st century!When will he be a little more normal! qaq
Obviously, it is impossible to hope that Lao Tzu will become normal.As early as in the distant past, so far away that the moment Lao Tzu met Nv Wa, his life had completely deviated from the original course, and he was heading towards a world full of various auras such as "mouth beard" and "abnormality". The happy head of the forest path will not... run over.
The fastest runner may also include the teacher of Laozi and others, the master of Xuandu, Daozu Hongjun.
... In order to keep up with the thinking of his daughter and apprentice, Hongjun papa, you are really working hard, maybe he doesn't necessarily enjoy it. →_→
Compared to Lao Tzu's over-calmness, Nu Wa looked up and down the baby Hongyun with some surprise, and muttered: "This is unlikely...why..." and other words.
Zhen Yuanzi ignored Laozi and Nuwa who were on the side, he just hugged Hongyun tightly excitedly, and then said with a loving expression on his face: "Hongyun, Hongyun, I can finally meet you again..." Beloved Right in front of his eyes, he could only see the intangible life of tens of thousands of years of otaku. Zhen Yuanzi endured it and almost became a god of ninja, so it is not surprising that he had such an extreme reaction...
Lu Ya, who was speechless about how stupid Nuwa and Laozi's brothers and sisters were, finally appeared on the stage with blue veins.
"Lu Ya, why are you here too?" Nuwa expressed her considerable shock at the appearance of her friend. You must know that Lu Ya is not pleasing to the eyes of Hongjun's lineage, and would never appear in front of Lao Tzu and others if necessary. of.
Lu Ya froze his face: "You think I am willing?"
The mysterious light technique that Nuwa performed in Wa Palace before was passed down from Yu Hongjun, so even if a saint appears in the mirror, he can honestly reflect it.Lu Ya was really tired of seeing a group of idiots tearing up in the mirror, which seriously challenged his fragile boyish heart.
"?" Because too much attention was paid to Hong Yun and Zhen Yuanzi, Nuwa didn't realize the meaning of Lu Ya's words at all.
Lao Tzu's voice transmission prompts: "Your left."
left?
Nuwa looked over subconsciously, and saw Haotian Yaochi standing in the sky with the appearance of a young girl. At this moment, Yaochi was wiping the tears on her face with a handkerchief, "It's so touching that the couple reunited." Haotian was also moved. .
"There is still the front right." Lao Tzu reminded again.
Nuwa twitched the corner of her mouth and looked over, and saw the figures of Yuanyuan and Tongtian as expected.Tong Tian's eyes were red, and he patted his head in primitive consolation, and the way he looked at Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun was indescribable... Um, relieved?
What Nuwa and Laozi didn't know was that Hongjun and Luohu were also secretly watching this event that happened in the human world in Zixiao Palace 33 days away.
Hongjun sighed, Nuwa was indeed a kind and considerate girl, she was afraid that Hongyun would feel resentful and puzzled about him and Tiandao after recovering her memory, so she gave him a child to fulfill him and Zhenyuanzi, it was really Papa's thoughtfulness Little padded jacket...
Compared with a Taoist ancestor who has completely entered the state of female control, Luo Hu is unexpectedly in tune with Lu Ya and Xuandu this time: Nu Wa can come up with such a high-level method?It must be that she messed up something during the Six Realms of Reincarnation that caused Hong Yun to be born in this form ==
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Now that it was discovered, there was no point in hiding it, so Haotian Yaochi and Yuantongtian showed up generously, and the two parties even greeted each other in a very harmonious and friendly manner.After witnessing this miracle of life together, the relationship between the four of them improved by leaps and bounds in an instant. For details, please refer to several people who delivered Taiyi back then.
Xuandu stared blankly at the harmonious atmosphere of everyone surrounding the baby Hongyun in the mirror, hey, hey, isn't there anyone questioning why men can get pregnant? You bastard!
A series of over-stimulated Xuandu completely forgot his own slots and completely misspoken. The point is not why men can conceive, but why babies themselves can conceive...
Baby Hongyun, the great senior Taiyi is guiding your way in the demon banner!
After a while of panic, everyone finally let Zhen Yuanzi let go of Baby Hongyun, because the future emperor who died of starvation shortly after birth would definitely make Nuwa, the human saint, and Laozi, the leader of the human religion, become the laughing stock of others of.
Compared with Huaxu, the mother who gave birth to Emperor Fuxi, Hongyun's mother in this life is a bit sad.It's okay for the baby to be born with a weird look, but a man jumped out holding her baby and refused to let go, so angry that Baby Hongyun's mother almost passed out.
Finally, after a large group of great gods watched her son forcefully, the mother finally couldn't bear the blow, and said "this child is called Lie Shan" and then hiccupped happily.She patted her ass and left, and everyone who had a relationship with the culprit was stupefied. Anyway, this is also the mother of the future emperor, so she was scared to death by them...
Haotian thought, anyway, his heavenly court is currently extremely short of manpower, and this emperor who can give birth to the future is also a person with deep blessings (Haotian is inexplicably guilty), so he said: "The mother of the emperor has a world-shaking emotion. , I named her the 'Zhu Sheng Song Zi Niang Niang', the heir of the world."
"Good!" The embarrassing crowd echoed.
At this time, Fuxi, who wanted to see the future heir, suddenly came in, "... Teacher?"
"Ah, Fuxi, you came just in time!" Seeing the savior's expression on her face, Nuwa stuffed the red cloud into Fuxi's arms, "This is your junior brother, hurry up and find someone to feed him!"
After Fuxi looked down at the suspected little baby in his junior brother's belly, he suddenly exhaled.
It turns out that my original birth was not so curious...
"Fuxi, is this your brother?"
Aning, a human girl who just fell in love with Fuxi at first sight and has developed to the point of meeting her parents, looked at Hongyun curiously and asked happily.
Nüwa: ... Sister-in-law, when did you appear? I didn't notice it at all!
90 Emperor Shennong III
Maybe it's to celebrate the first prosperity since Fuxi became the co-lord of the human race, maybe it's to celebrate the emergence of the second human race Lie Shan who was accepted as a disciple by the sage Lao Tzu, maybe it's to celebrate the coming great prosperity of the human race... a group of people They publicized the wedding of the co-owner Fuxi and his fiancé Aning with great fanfare.
Before long, almost all the tribes in the prehistoric world knew the news that the co-lord was about to marry a wife, and they sent representatives to congratulate them one after another. Among them were some tribesmen who admired Fuxi and came spontaneously.
When Hongyun was born that day, the gods who were onlookers strongly did not leave either. Nu Wa, as the Holy Mother of the Human Race and the sister of the co-lord, naturally had to witness the marriage of the couple.Yuan Tongtian and the others are also considered acquainted with Fuxi, and it is necessary to sell the junior sister to save face. Of course, they will never admit that they stayed here to observe when the child of Hong Yun and Zhen Yuanzi was born, such absurd remarks!
The eighteenth day of the third month in the lunar calendar is Fuxi's birthday, and it is also the first auspicious day calculated since he founded Fuxi Bagua.On that day, the east was white, and all the people in the clan flocked to the center of Chen Wanqiu. The newcomers stood in the center wearing red auspicious clothes, and there were statues of the saints Nuwa and Laozi.
Nu Wa, Lu Ya and others stood on the clouds above and looked down.Fuxi was entertaining the representatives of the tribes, with the corners of his mouth slightly bent, his eyes looked deep and wise, and the occasional glances with Aning revealed a different kind of tenderness.Accompanied by a group of maids, the newly appointed Mistress of the Human Race could not conceal the excitement and tension in her eyes. The young girl in her prime squinted shyly at her future husband, full of longing in her heart.
"Alas..." In this situation, Nu Wa, who could already meet the future ending of the two, couldn't help but sighed.
"Everything is Fuxi and Fengning's own choice, why should you worry about them?"
"No, alas..." Nuwa seemed to remember something again, and sighed again in melancholy.
Now, except for Zhen Yuanzi, who was holding his former name Hongyun and now named Lieshan, everyone found out that something was wrong with Nuwa.
"Junior Sister has something hard to say?" Yuan Yuan grabbed Tong Tian, who was restless, and gave him a good meal before taking time out of his busy schedule to care about Nu Wa.
"I, I..." Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea in her hand bitterly, and stammered.
Seeing Nuwa's appearance, everyone became serious. Could it be that Nuwa discovered something wrong?
Only Lu Ya took a few steps back silently, and his intuition after spending so many years with Nuwa told him that it was better for him not to listen to what Nuwa said next.
"The three marriages of heaven, earth and human are destined to be witnessed by me, right?"
Everyone nodded, it was true.
"Heavenly marriage... that's a tragedy, right?
Nüwa: I long for Great Harmony, and all the members will stir up trouble.In this way, the bg tragedy will not happen again...
Lu Ya: Who is Styx?Am I familiar with him?As the saying goes, dead friends never die poor...
So under all kinds of coincidences, Styx children's shoes went further and further on the road of no return.Fortunately, the conversation between Nuwa and Lu Ya was only heard by the unlucky Styx, otherwise this Honghuang would not know how many straight men who forced themselves to bend because of practicing Taoism~
Before reaching the Six Paths of Reincarnation, Nuwa once sent a text message in the direction of Wuzhuang Temple on Longevity Mountain. The Red Cloud True Spirit had been warmed in ginseng fruit for tens of thousands of years, and it was time for him to reincarnate and reshape his physical body.
The Emperor Fuxi, the Emperor Hongyun, and the Emperor Xuangui.Nuwa watched Zhen Yuanzi flying towards with a yellow light, and then thought about the elder brother and the true spirit of the black turtle in the map of Shanhe Sheji in her arms, and carefully recalled that there were no omissions, so she joined Zhen Yuanzi and went to the Six Paths Walk around in circles.
The Six Paths of Reincarnation is Pingxin's territory, and Pingxin had rescued ten brothers and sisters before returning, and the originally deserted hell suddenly became more lively.After the revival of the ten ancestor witches, they were awarded the title of Yama of the Ten Palaces by Ping Xin. Although they could never leave the underworld, they thought that they would accumulate virtue in the underworld for the luck of the witches who had almost fallen to the bottom, and the deadly enemies Yaozu also died. So I started to work with dignity and without any complaints.
The appearance of Nvwa, the monster saint, instantly broke the delicate balance in the underworld. Originally, the ancestor witch had to judge the future of the mortal enemy, the monster clan, according to the records in the book of life and death. They were asked by name to provide VIP services for the reincarnation of Xihuang, one of the Four Emperors of the Yaozu.
Zhu Rong, who became more and more irritable because the resurrection of his good friend Gong Gong, was the first to say that he would quit!
"Oh?" Nüwa raised her eyebrows, "The ancestor witches are now noble as Yan Luo, and they are responsible for the life and death of all living beings in the world. Doesn't this approach make no distinction between right and wrong?"
Stopping Zhu Rong, who was about to roll up his sleeves and fight each other, Xuan Ming sneered: "There is no distinction between right and wrong, the two clans of Liches are incompatible, and I will never do it for you." The enemy is reincarnated!"
Nuwa shook her head and sighed: "I thought Fellow Daoist Pingxin could not be more fair, but I didn't expect Yan Luo under him to be so impolite. People who don't know will say that Fellow Daoist Pingxin doesn't know how to teach subordinates, Zhenyuan Brother Daoist, do you think so?"
Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly, and with a word from Nuwa, all the liches present focused their eyes on him.Zhen Yuanzi was originally indifferent, otherwise he would not have sympathized with Hong Yun, this matter, according to his usual practice, will definitely be mixed with each other without offense, but the future of his friend Hong Yun depends on Nuwa, the saint of the human race. Zhen Yuanzi had no choice but to express his position.
"... What the sage said is very true."
Tian Wu was furious: "Good job, Zhen Yuanzi! Don't think that the decline of my Wu clan means that we are easy to bully!"
Zhen Yuanzi sighed secretly: "The poor Taoist has absolutely no such intention."
Nuwa said: "If this goes on like this, it won't be beautiful if the time of the birth of the Three Emperors is missed, Fellow Daoist Pingxin?"
Pingxin's figure appeared indistinctly in front of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk, and then the phantom gradually took shape, Pingxin glanced at Nuwa lightly, seemingly calm on the surface, but actually hated Nuwa inwardly.
To say that Pingxin's hatred for Nuwa is not only the concern of the rivalry between the two clans of liches, but also traces back to Taoist Hongjun, the patriarch of Taoism.
Although the insincere thing of Houtu's incarnation in the six realms of reincarnation was ordered by the Dao of Heaven, Pingxin and a group of ancestral witches have pinned the culprit on Hongjun.At the end of the Lich War, Ping Xin worked hard to revive the eleven brothers and sisters and restore the glory of the witch clan, but was cut off by Hongjun in the middle, Gong Gong died, and the remaining ten ancestor witches It is also forever forbidden to step out of the underworld.New enmity and old hatred, it hasn't been long since the Lich decisive battle, Nu Wa, the demon sage, is so arrogant to bring the soul of the high-level demon clan to reincarnate, no matter how well-behaved a person will vomit blood!
How could a rookie like Pingxin with almost zero acting skills be able to fool Nuwa's eyes?However, Nuwa didn't blame her for being rude, and put herself in the other's place. Nuwa also didn't like this mortal enemy of the demon clan.What's more, the other party's brothers and sisters were the murderers who killed Fuxi, Xihe, Dijun, Taiyi and a group of Yaozu compatriots, so after entering the underworld, Nuwa immediately turned on the attribute of talking, and laughed at one of them when she saw one.If possible, Nuwa hopes that she will never meet Pingxin in this life, obviously this kind of thinking is even more impolite.
"Fellow Daoist, you are a sage, why bother me?" Ping Xin suppressed his anger and saluted Nuwa.
Nuwa covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "The dignified and peaceful lady saluted Nuwa. Nuwa is really ashamed. Who doesn't know that Empress Houtu used her body to transform into reincarnation in order to save the world. Woolen cloth!"
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches also looked distressed after being poked at the fatal spot all of a sudden.
Zhen Yuanzi folded his sleeves with both hands, closed his eyes and meditated, with a look of "I didn't hear anything".
Lu Ya stood aside and pretended to be innocent and passers-by pretended to be transparent. It was better for him not to intervene in this kind of war between women.He glanced at Ping Xin, saw the blue veins on the back of each other's clasped hands, he couldn't help clicking his tongue.Nuwa, who is full of group ridicule + poisonous tongue attributes, is really difficult to deal with...
As if the excitement was not enough, Nuwa continued with a little distress: "The birth of the three emperors is a destiny, if it is because of the delay of the time, it is good for Teacher Hongjun to blame..."
One target.
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches can stand together against Nuwa who is a saint, but they are nothing in the face of Hongjun, but Nuwa is still the disciple of the Taoist ancestor.
Can't fight, can't say, Pingxin and others can only hold back their breath and open the human way in the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk.
Nuwa laughed and said, "Your Majesty and the ten Yamas are really 'knowledgeable and interesting'."
Know your sister!
Pingxin and the ten ancestral witches held their breath and suffered internal injuries.
The good old Zhen Yuanzi couldn't bear to watch it, but today he also re-recognized Nuwa's lethality. It seems that no matter how approachable the Nuwa saint is rumored to be, she still won't give an inch in front of the racial enemy. ... (thick fog)
After finally teasing (?) her deadly rival, Nüwa approached the six-path reincarnation disc contentedly, and put the true spirits of Fuxi, Hongyun, Xuangui and Fengning into it one by one, and then used the sage's supernatural power to set the time of birth of the four people so as not to appear The emperor and the emperor were born before the emperor.
Pingxin was very sad and angry, but she couldn't express this kind of grief and anger.After fitting into the six realms of reincarnation, Pingxin's position in the prehistoric world is indestructible, but Nuwa is still one of the characters she cannot mess with...
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Nüwa: "Oops!"
Lu Ya: "What?"
Nuwa: "I forgot to set the gender of my brother and the others at birth..."
Lu Ya: "..."
Nuwa: "What to do, what to do qaq"
Lu Ya: "...Let's spell rp, um."
Nuwa: "..."
87 Emperor Fuxi IV
As for the gender of the four people in the reincarnation disk in the future, in fact, as long as Nu Wa and Lu Ya rush back immediately, following the underworld's practice of passively sabotaging their rivals, they will definitely have time to set their gender.
The problem is that Nuwa can't afford to lose face.I just sneered at the other party, now when I go back, I will definitely send them to their door for fun!So, what about self-esteem...Nuwa could only shed tears and silently say sorry to her brother and sister-in-law, and believe that gender magic will not stop you from falling in love!
As for Hongyun and Xuangui, who were also forgotten by Nu Wa, they were not treated so well.However, according to the rp of Hongyun and Xuangui, which is comparable to "lucky e", Nuwa can meet two of the future three emperors who may be women. Is this the reason why human society was originally a "matriarchal clan"?Nuwa felt that she was the truth!
In that case, she doesn't count as changing history...Nu Wa immediately felt relieved.
In the heart of the ostrich that "reincarnation is so far away, at least several years away from now", Nuwa returned to Wahuangtian with peace of mind.Lu Ya, who originally planned to take Kong Xuan to go overseas, also thought of following Nuwa back because of such a little gloat. Such interesting gossip is not seen everywhere.
Sitting down at the top, Nu Wa summoned Blue Bird and Xiao Shi who was cultivating in the apse, and released a group of seriously injured demon clans from the demon banner.Seeing that all the subordinates were small and injured, none of them could be used at all, and he couldn't help sighing.
"The calamity of the Lich has passed. The teacher ordered Junior Brother Haotian and Junior Sister Yaochi to take over the Heavenly Court. Now is the time when everything is waiting to be done. You should go to the Heavenly Court to assist the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother."
As soon as Nuwa finished speaking, a group of loyal monsters immediately became excited.
Shang Yang, one of the ten demon saints, came out first: "Saint, Shang Yang will always be loyal to you and the two heavenly emperors, and will never be loyal to outsiders!"
"I'm waiting too!"
Nuwa rubbed her forehead, God knows she has the last thing to do with this kind of passionate faction.
Looking up at the silent Xiao Shi, Nu Wa said with a little pity, "Xiao Shi, come forward."
"The two clans of the Lich have been fighting for many years, and the luck and blood that have fallen into the trough have affected your cultivation progress..."
Xiao Shihong looked at Nuwa in disbelief. These days, he has fallen from being the doted-for tenth prince of the demon clan to the present state. Almost all the elders have died, and the reunion with the nine brothers is still far away.He finally made up his mind to improve his cultivation to avenge his relatives, but his only elder at present told him that his future cultivation would be hindered? !
Unable to bear to see the desperate look on the cute little Zhengtai's face, Nuwa said: "Now the position of the five princes is temporarily vacant, and I have already obtained the seat of Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole for you..."
Kun Wudao: "What is the meaning of the sage? Do you still want His Royal Highness to enshrine the new Emperor of Heaven?"
Shang Yang hurriedly scolded: "Kun Wu! How can you be unreasonable to a saint!" Even so, the eyes of Shang Yang and a group of monsters also revealed their dissatisfaction with Nuwa's words.
Nuwa doesn't care, originally these were all loyal to Emperor Jun Taiyi, and now they are asked to serve Haotian who has occupied their territory, they will naturally be dissatisfied.
"Heavenly Court is a place where cause and effect are entangled, but it is suitable for you to wait. Although the luck of the monster race has fallen to the bottom, as long as you wait in Heavenly Court and do your best, there may not be no hope of recovery." Nuwa saw the expressions on the faces of all the monsters. With a persuasive face, "Besides, Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole rules over ten thousand stars, and you don't want outsiders to know about the Monster Clan's Zhou Tian Xingdou formation, do you?"
This point hit the target at once, and Xiao Shi said with a firm face: "Xiao Shi is willing to become the emperor of Ziwei in the Arctic." Outsiders take control!
Nuwa nodded in satisfaction: "Your cultivation base is not enough now, and you still have to be stupefied like monsters and ghosts in the heavenly court. You can take this thing to refine it."
Everyone looked at it intently, and all of them were dumbfounded. Kong Xuan blurted out in a gaffe: "Auntie, isn't this twelve-grade white lotus your companion spirit treasure?"
Nuwa waved her hand: "Twelve-grade white lotus has the effect of suppressing luck. If the small ten is successfully refined, not only will it not be entangled in the karma of the heavens, but it will also be beneficial to the luck of the monster race." Nuwa is already a saint. , her Lingbao naturally cannot affect the luck of the monster clan.The twelve-grade white lotus was put into her body by Pangu in the past to help her nourish her soul, but it is useless to her now.When it comes to defense, both the Qiankun Ding and the Shanhe Sheji Map are better than the twelfth-grade white lotus. At the same time, it is also to protect Xiaoshi that Nuwa sold this Lingbao.
Xiao Ten looked at the Lingbao in his hand and was moved.He naturally knew that the twelfth-grade pure world white lotus was one of the top ten together with the world-exterminating black lotus of the demon lord Rahu, the karmic fire red lotus of the ancestor of Styx, the meritorious golden lotus that guides the sage, and the good fortune green lotus in the hands of the Sanqing sage. One of the Great Innate Spirit Treasures, which can both defend and suppress luck, Nuwa just gave it to him!
Faced with the grateful eyes of all the monsters, Nuwa straightened her chest unconsciously, bahahaha I am finally considered a rich man!This feeling of throwing all the money is so cool!
"Blue Bird." Nuwa's eyes fell on the blue bird who was waiting respectfully.
"Although Shangyang Kunwu is here, I still don't worry about Xiao Shi staying in the heavenly court, and you stay by his side to take care of him. This precious lotus lamp is a gift from Taoist ancestor Fen Baoya, and now I give it to you. You defend yourself."
"Master..." Qingniao hesitated to speak.
"Now Xiaoshi is short of someone who takes good care of you like you, besides, you will always be a member of my palace!"
Only then did Qingniao sadly accept the Lotus Lantern: "Yes."
Nu Wa looked at Kong Xuan who was holding the Dapeng again, thinking about it, she gave away two spirit treasures, so let's get one for everyone today!
"Dapeng already has the Eastern Green Lotus Banner, Kong Xuan, this is the Northern Xuanyuan Water Control Banner, it was given to me by fellow Daoist Minghe and I when we were discussing Taoism, and today I will give it to you for self-defense .”
Kong Xuan took the black flag carefully, not noticing Lu Ya's almost distorted expression.
Lu Ya: On Dao... Do you want to be so shameless!
******
Xiao Shi, Qingniao and a group of monsters went to the Heavenly Court. Haotian was really satisfied with their behavior, and officially named Xiao Shi the Great Arctic Ziwei, one of the five royals, and the rest of the monsters were his subordinates.She was also granted the title of Nine Heavens Xuannv, who was in charge of tactics and art of war, and assisted Emperor Ziwei, and her status as a fairy was second only to the Queen Mother of Yaochi.
However, neither Nuwa nor Luya had time to pay attention to the big and small things in the heavenly court.
Without him, because unfortunately, Fuxi, who has a second-rate girl named Nuwa, is finally about to be born.
When Fuxi was born, Nuwa and Lu Ya were stunned——
Fuxi reincarnated as a female? !
No, no...Nu Wa and Lu Ya were just a little dazed looking at the human head and snake body.
Lu Ya: "Why didn't you get rid of his demon blood when he was reincarnated!"
Nu Wa: "I... I just remember to set the date."
In fact, if she hadn't seen Fuxi's reincarnation, Nuwa would have forgotten that she and Fuxi were the only alien species with a human head and a snake body.
Lu Ya: "How do you look at gender like this?"
Nuwa: "Er... let me think about it..."
Lu Ya: "Don't think about it, the human race is about to kill Fuxi as a monster!"
Nuwa hastily performed a miracle. In front of a group of human races who were kneeling down, Nuwa carefully picked up Fuxi baby, and secretly checked the tail of the snake.Nuwa secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"This son's name is Fuxi, and he will be the co-lord of the human race in the future!"
88 Emperor Shennongyi
The emperor who is the head of the three emperors is also the reincarnation of Fuxi, the elder brother of the saint mother and nuwa saint of the human race. How can I not pay attention to it as the leader of the human religion.
Talked about life with Xuan Du, my precious apprentice who had been in seclusion for thousands of years and finally jumped three levels to Taiyi Golden Immortal from the peak of Jinxian to Taiyi Jinxian. The good thing is that the disciple who is too awkward and shy (...) sits on the cloud bed and uses the mysterious light technique to watch the live broadcast of the birth of Fuxi's baby.
Bearing honorable titles such as "First Disciple of Taiqing Sage", "Big Brother of Xuanmen", "First Male Human Race", the young man (girl?) of Xuandu just let his black-bellied teacher leave the seclusion. He never let go of his hand.
Actually, if the reference object is Laozi, Nuwa is really not bad...?Xuandu, who has always firmly believed that his best friend is the "king of second-hand goods", hardly hesitated.
In the Xuanguang mirror, there was a chaotic delivery scene, and then a baby's cry resounded through the delivery room. Whether it was Lao Tzu who had ulterior motives or Xuan who was in a fugue state, it was rare for them to look serious and concentrate on looking at the scene in the mirror.
Seeing Fuxi, whose upper body was human and lower body but with a snake tail, even Lao Tzu, who has always been calm and calm, was distorted for at least a moment.Xuandu's reaction was more direct, he immediately lifted the table and stood up, "Evidently knew that it was the reincarnated human race, but they didn't even get rid of the demon blood before reincarnation, who in hell reincarnated Fuxi!" Xuandu said " Who is that idiot?" He looked at Lao Tzu with an expression on his face.
Lao Tzu's eyes drifted a few times, can he say that the idiot in Xuandu's eyes is his junior sister, who is also the saint mother and daughter of the human race who created you...
Originally, Lao Tzu thought that he already had some understanding of a certain "convulsion" state in Nuwa's character, but unexpectedly, there are people outside the world.Just like Nuwa's second, there will never be an end.
"Probably, Houtu..." Thinking that his junior sister would have to cover up for her no matter what, I didn't hesitate to pull Houtu to make up the number.
Before Xuandu could express any doubts about the intelligence of the former ancestor witch to Houtu, who was unfortunately lying on the gun, the figure of Nuwa appeared in the Xuanguang mirror.
This guy volunteered to surrender in front of a senior brother and beloved disciple who did his best to wipe her ass in order to preserve a glorious image in front of the juniors...
Xuandu: …
Lao Tzu: …
No need for Lao Tzu and Xuan Du to say anything else, after seeing Nuwa in the mirror who was so cautious and thought that no one would notice, after glancing at Fu Xi's tail, Xuan Du twitched the corner of his mouth as the best friend of the former bastard, " ……I understand."
I cover my face, Junior Sister, Junior Sister, can you not make mistakes for one day!Even your own brother, you are tossing like this... For the first time, Laozi, who has always been cold-hearted and only cares about his own juniors and apprentices Xuandu, expressed deep sympathy for the next candidate for the second emperor.
Xuan Du, who knows Nuwa's attributes far more than Lao Tzu, is more worried. He is very afraid that the future emperors and human emperors will accidentally reincarnate as daughters because of Nuwa... It turns out that this is the primitive society of the human race with a matrilineal clan. the reason?
Xuandu felt that he was the truth.So he orzed.
The disillusioned, essentially still a literary youth (?) Xuandu said that he couldn't afford to be hurt...
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"This son's name is Fuxi, and he will be the co-lord of the human race in the future!"
After Nuwa finished speaking, Lao Tzu knew it was his turn to play soy sauce.
As soon as I thought about it, in the mirror, there appeared the phantom of his phantom next to Nuwa.
Nuwa couldn't help but tighten her grip on Fuxi's baby—it's simply that Fuxi is not an ordinary baby, and Pingbian didn't cry out—her silly appearance just now won't be all seen by my elder brother See it!
The human race is no stranger to the senior brother of the Holy Mother, the leader of the human religion, the Taiqing Laozi and the saint, so the human race who just stood up under Nuwa's nod knelt down one by one, "Meet the Taiqing saint!"
Nu Wa reluctantly raised a smile, thinking to herself that nothing happened just now, "Why is senior brother here?"
Lao Tzu said with a smile: "This son has the karma of mentor and apprentice, and my junior sister personally appointed him as the co-lord of the human race. Wouldn't it be wonderful for me to teach him a spell or two in the future?"
Lu Ya in Wa Palace rolled his eyes in a very ungentlemanly way, pretending, you two keep pretending!
Did not hear Lu Ya's slander, Nuwa nodded happily, the two of them worked hand in hand, no, they cooperated with each other tacitly, and they didn't feel like they had rehearsed before, "What brother said is very true."
Hua Xu couldn't help but burst into tears for the mother of a certain future co-master and disciple of the saint lying in the middle.Emma, is this the so-called reward after suffering? It’s so good to not have to eat fruit all at once and have diarrhea qaq
——Here is an episode of the first half of the life of Hua Xu, a girl with a rough fate.Just because of an outbreak of curiosity, she became pregnant out of wedlock, and then was misunderstood by her parents and kicked out of the clan. Although she was on the verge of starving to death, although there was an auspicious beast to deliver food, God knows whether the auspicious beast Qilin's brain is stupid. She has been eating fruit for ten months!It is immoral to abuse pregnant women like this.
So Fuxi thrived day by day under the guidance of the Holy Mother and the teacher. As witnesses, Lu Ya and Xuan Du couldn't help but say, "This is really not easy."When Fuxi was an adult, he became the first co-lord of the human race with the support of a group of people. He started to create a book, used to record events... and changed marriage customs... invented Tao Xun, qin and se and other musical instruments... to help people "self-cultivation" Rationality is the opposite of naivety." (Fuxi's deeds are omitted, everyone can go to Du Niang, so as not to waste everyone's jj coins)
When Fuxi was completely in charge, Nuwa did not leave, because the next emperor was about to be born.In order to avoid the tragedy of Fuxi's exhaustion, Nuwa thought it would be better for her to stay in the human race.
Because of Nuwa's instructions after the Lich War, the demon master Kunpeng sent the magic weapon of the former demon emperor Jun, Hetu Luoshu, on Fuxi's first day in office.Coincidentally, on the day Fuxi looked up at the sky, looked down at the law on the earth, and used Yin and Yang gossip to explain the evolution law of the universe and the order of human relations, the next co-lord of the human race was born.
Seeing the birth of Hongyun, Nuwa, who was the first to come, really wanted to cry.
She, she, she seems to have messed things up again.
The appearance of Hongyun after reincarnation is a little more curious than Fuxi who has a human head and a snake body.It's not a strange shape, the head and limbs are still intact, but...Nuwa is a little dazed looking at Hongyun's crystal belly.I don't know what's going on, but Hongyun's stomach is almost completely transparent, and all internal organs can be seen.
The most terrible thing is that there is a little baby inside...
I almost spurted blood, he pointed to the baby (...) in Baby Hongyun's womb and asked, "What's going on?"
Nu Wa looked at Hong Yun blankly, recalling...
"It seems to be... the ginseng fruit that the true spirit of Hongyun lived in before?"
This was just heard by Zhen Yuanzi who rushed over, and he snatched Hong Yun from Nuwa's arms with excitement on his face, "Hong Yun, Hong Yun, did you hear that, you have our child!"
Nuwa: ...
Lao Tzu: …
Zhen Yuanzi, you really don't have the slightest sense of disobedience for yelling at a baby like that Hey!
89 Emperor Shennong II
Xuandu, who watched the chaotic scene in the Xuanguang Mirror on Shouyang Mountain, was deeply shocked.
From Hongyun's birth to discovering that he still has such a bearded but true cup in his arms, to Nuwa explaining the truth before Xuandu complained that the hairy ginseng fruit would also be reincarnated with Hongyun, and finally Zhen Yuanzi was born. , His sentence "You have our child!" Lei turned over everyone including Nuwa, Laozi, Luya and others.
... Then Xuandu suddenly realized that he couldn't complain anymore.
Traveling through the prehistoric world for tens of thousands of years, Xuandu has never realized at this moment that he has not yet integrated into this world. At least it proves that he still has a little bit of the bottom line of a normal person, which is really great.All of this is definitely due to the malice of the big universe. Ever since Nuwa's "Xin'an-type rotary acceleration jet-type rotary cannon" came to the prehistoric world with the weight of no-brain and stupidity that normal people can't bear, the world has been destroyed. It's too late to fall...
Xuandu was so frustrated that he bent forward. At this time, Nuwa and Laozi, whose psychological quality was not covered, finally woke up from Zhen Yuanzi's shocking thunder.
"... Before Hongyun's reincarnation, his true spirit was pinned on ginseng fruit. How did he have sex with Zhenyuanzi?" Nuwa happily gossips while tugging on her big wet chest.
After a moment of silence, Lao Tzu said slowly, "Maybe... asexual reproduction."
Xuandu instantly knelt down to his teacher's calm face!Why did he calmly spit out a professional term that only existed in the 21st century!When will he be a little more normal! qaq
Obviously, it is impossible to hope that Lao Tzu will become normal.As early as in the distant past, so far away that the moment Lao Tzu met Nv Wa, his life had completely deviated from the original course, and he was heading towards a world full of various auras such as "mouth beard" and "abnormality". The happy head of the forest path will not... run over.
The fastest runner may also include the teacher of Laozi and others, the master of Xuandu, Daozu Hongjun.
... In order to keep up with the thinking of his daughter and apprentice, Hongjun papa, you are really working hard, maybe he doesn't necessarily enjoy it. →_→
Compared to Lao Tzu's over-calmness, Nu Wa looked up and down the baby Hongyun with some surprise, and muttered: "This is unlikely...why..." and other words.
Zhen Yuanzi ignored Laozi and Nuwa who were on the side, he just hugged Hongyun tightly excitedly, and then said with a loving expression on his face: "Hongyun, Hongyun, I can finally meet you again..." Beloved Right in front of his eyes, he could only see the intangible life of tens of thousands of years of otaku. Zhen Yuanzi endured it and almost became a god of ninja, so it is not surprising that he had such an extreme reaction...
Lu Ya, who was speechless about how stupid Nuwa and Laozi's brothers and sisters were, finally appeared on the stage with blue veins.
"Lu Ya, why are you here too?" Nuwa expressed her considerable shock at the appearance of her friend. You must know that Lu Ya is not pleasing to the eyes of Hongjun's lineage, and would never appear in front of Lao Tzu and others if necessary. of.
Lu Ya froze his face: "You think I am willing?"
The mysterious light technique that Nuwa performed in Wa Palace before was passed down from Yu Hongjun, so even if a saint appears in the mirror, he can honestly reflect it.Lu Ya was really tired of seeing a group of idiots tearing up in the mirror, which seriously challenged his fragile boyish heart.
"?" Because too much attention was paid to Hong Yun and Zhen Yuanzi, Nuwa didn't realize the meaning of Lu Ya's words at all.
Lao Tzu's voice transmission prompts: "Your left."
left?
Nuwa looked over subconsciously, and saw Haotian Yaochi standing in the sky with the appearance of a young girl. At this moment, Yaochi was wiping the tears on her face with a handkerchief, "It's so touching that the couple reunited." Haotian was also moved. .
"There is still the front right." Lao Tzu reminded again.
Nuwa twitched the corner of her mouth and looked over, and saw the figures of Yuanyuan and Tongtian as expected.Tong Tian's eyes were red, and he patted his head in primitive consolation, and the way he looked at Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun was indescribable... Um, relieved?
What Nuwa and Laozi didn't know was that Hongjun and Luohu were also secretly watching this event that happened in the human world in Zixiao Palace 33 days away.
Hongjun sighed, Nuwa was indeed a kind and considerate girl, she was afraid that Hongyun would feel resentful and puzzled about him and Tiandao after recovering her memory, so she gave him a child to fulfill him and Zhenyuanzi, it was really Papa's thoughtfulness Little padded jacket...
Compared with a Taoist ancestor who has completely entered the state of female control, Luo Hu is unexpectedly in tune with Lu Ya and Xuandu this time: Nu Wa can come up with such a high-level method?It must be that she messed up something during the Six Realms of Reincarnation that caused Hong Yun to be born in this form ==
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Now that it was discovered, there was no point in hiding it, so Haotian Yaochi and Yuantongtian showed up generously, and the two parties even greeted each other in a very harmonious and friendly manner.After witnessing this miracle of life together, the relationship between the four of them improved by leaps and bounds in an instant. For details, please refer to several people who delivered Taiyi back then.
Xuandu stared blankly at the harmonious atmosphere of everyone surrounding the baby Hongyun in the mirror, hey, hey, isn't there anyone questioning why men can get pregnant? You bastard!
A series of over-stimulated Xuandu completely forgot his own slots and completely misspoken. The point is not why men can conceive, but why babies themselves can conceive...
Baby Hongyun, the great senior Taiyi is guiding your way in the demon banner!
After a while of panic, everyone finally let Zhen Yuanzi let go of Baby Hongyun, because the future emperor who died of starvation shortly after birth would definitely make Nuwa, the human saint, and Laozi, the leader of the human religion, become the laughing stock of others of.
Compared with Huaxu, the mother who gave birth to Emperor Fuxi, Hongyun's mother in this life is a bit sad.It's okay for the baby to be born with a weird look, but a man jumped out holding her baby and refused to let go, so angry that Baby Hongyun's mother almost passed out.
Finally, after a large group of great gods watched her son forcefully, the mother finally couldn't bear the blow, and said "this child is called Lie Shan" and then hiccupped happily.She patted her ass and left, and everyone who had a relationship with the culprit was stupefied. Anyway, this is also the mother of the future emperor, so she was scared to death by them...
Haotian thought, anyway, his heavenly court is currently extremely short of manpower, and this emperor who can give birth to the future is also a person with deep blessings (Haotian is inexplicably guilty), so he said: "The mother of the emperor has a world-shaking emotion. , I named her the 'Zhu Sheng Song Zi Niang Niang', the heir of the world."
"Good!" The embarrassing crowd echoed.
At this time, Fuxi, who wanted to see the future heir, suddenly came in, "... Teacher?"
"Ah, Fuxi, you came just in time!" Seeing the savior's expression on her face, Nuwa stuffed the red cloud into Fuxi's arms, "This is your junior brother, hurry up and find someone to feed him!"
After Fuxi looked down at the suspected little baby in his junior brother's belly, he suddenly exhaled.
It turns out that my original birth was not so curious...
"Fuxi, is this your brother?"
Aning, a human girl who just fell in love with Fuxi at first sight and has developed to the point of meeting her parents, looked at Hongyun curiously and asked happily.
Nüwa: ... Sister-in-law, when did you appear? I didn't notice it at all!
90 Emperor Shennong III
Maybe it's to celebrate the first prosperity since Fuxi became the co-lord of the human race, maybe it's to celebrate the emergence of the second human race Lie Shan who was accepted as a disciple by the sage Lao Tzu, maybe it's to celebrate the coming great prosperity of the human race... a group of people They publicized the wedding of the co-owner Fuxi and his fiancé Aning with great fanfare.
Before long, almost all the tribes in the prehistoric world knew the news that the co-lord was about to marry a wife, and they sent representatives to congratulate them one after another. Among them were some tribesmen who admired Fuxi and came spontaneously.
When Hongyun was born that day, the gods who were onlookers strongly did not leave either. Nu Wa, as the Holy Mother of the Human Race and the sister of the co-lord, naturally had to witness the marriage of the couple.Yuan Tongtian and the others are also considered acquainted with Fuxi, and it is necessary to sell the junior sister to save face. Of course, they will never admit that they stayed here to observe when the child of Hong Yun and Zhen Yuanzi was born, such absurd remarks!
The eighteenth day of the third month in the lunar calendar is Fuxi's birthday, and it is also the first auspicious day calculated since he founded Fuxi Bagua.On that day, the east was white, and all the people in the clan flocked to the center of Chen Wanqiu. The newcomers stood in the center wearing red auspicious clothes, and there were statues of the saints Nuwa and Laozi.
Nu Wa, Lu Ya and others stood on the clouds above and looked down.Fuxi was entertaining the representatives of the tribes, with the corners of his mouth slightly bent, his eyes looked deep and wise, and the occasional glances with Aning revealed a different kind of tenderness.Accompanied by a group of maids, the newly appointed Mistress of the Human Race could not conceal the excitement and tension in her eyes. The young girl in her prime squinted shyly at her future husband, full of longing in her heart.
"Alas..." In this situation, Nu Wa, who could already meet the future ending of the two, couldn't help but sighed.
"Everything is Fuxi and Fengning's own choice, why should you worry about them?"
"No, alas..." Nuwa seemed to remember something again, and sighed again in melancholy.
Now, except for Zhen Yuanzi, who was holding his former name Hongyun and now named Lieshan, everyone found out that something was wrong with Nuwa.
"Junior Sister has something hard to say?" Yuan Yuan grabbed Tong Tian, who was restless, and gave him a good meal before taking time out of his busy schedule to care about Nu Wa.
"I, I..." Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea in her hand bitterly, and stammered.
Seeing Nuwa's appearance, everyone became serious. Could it be that Nuwa discovered something wrong?
Only Lu Ya took a few steps back silently, and his intuition after spending so many years with Nuwa told him that it was better for him not to listen to what Nuwa said next.
"The three marriages of heaven, earth and human are destined to be witnessed by me, right?"
Everyone nodded, it was true.
"Heavenly marriage... that's a tragedy, right?
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