When Double Black Becomes Links

Early the next morning, Osamu Dazai opened the door of Chuya Nakahara's bedroom with the "surprise" carefully prepared for his partner.

Perhaps because he was too familiar with the other party's breath, Zhongyuan Zhong did not even have his defensive instincts aroused, and kept sleeping in that big character-shaped sleeping position over there.This undoubtedly fueled Osamu Dazai's arrogance and made him more determined to play tricks on his partner.

Huo Zhagong's simple-looking alarm clock landed on Zhongyuan Zhongye's bed at a precise angle.

The action of Osamu Dazai throwing objects, and the action of raising his mobile phone to point at the owner, can be said to be almost seamless.

People in their line of work are generally not low on vigilance.

The sound of Huo Zhagong's countdown awakened Chuya Zhongyuan who was sleeping soundly in bed.Finding that there was a fire in the house, he subconsciously used "dirty sadness" to reduce his own gravity, and quickly moved away from this dangerous zone.

It's a pity that Osamu Dazai really knows Nakahara Chuya too well.

How did Zhong Yuanzhong escape the calculations of a person who knew his mode of action and thinking mode like the back of his hand.

"Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle—"

Osamu Dazai focused on asking the boss to add the sound amplification function to be fully activated.The alarm ringing loudly in the room was as deafening as if a person was in a dance hall.

Ye Haoxuan in Zhongyuan couldn't control the supernatural power, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

Satisfied, a certain man uploaded the recorded video to his personal space.

"Hi ~ Chuya. Don't you think today is a very refreshing morning." Dazai took off the earplugs in front of Chuya Nakahara.There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, but even Zhong Yuanzhong felt that this smile was not flattering.

"Who wants to see your nasty face in the morning—"

Zhongyuan Zhong also fiercely used gravity to smash the decoration towards the culprit.

Of course the result was a miss.

The bandage wasting device had figured out its foothold and dodged it.

It is true that Osamu Dazai is an anti-supernatural ability user who can nullify other people's supernatural abilities, but Osamu Dazai cannot be immune to ordinary physical attacks.If it was really hit, it would definitely leave bruises on its chest, and it might even crack a bone.So how could this guy who had planned this long ago have no plans in his mind.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew this, but this did not prevent him from throwing things at the other party to vent his anger.

"What are you doing at my house?" Nakahara Chuya folded his arms around his chest.

Although this mackerel usually wanders to his house, leaving traces on purpose before leaving to let him know that this guy has swum here, but when he is at home, this guy usually won't come.

——Didn't he wait to be beaten for drinking his favorite wine in front of Zhongya Zhongya?

Osamu Dazai was completely right, and he pushed back confidently: "Why is Chuya acting as if he is being held accountable? How often have you broken into my house?"

"Can the nature be the same?! I broke into your house because you stayed out of bed and skipped work, and I wanted to arrest you to do a task. What else can you do when you break into my house besides making trouble?" Nakahara Chuya's rhetorical question was very sharp.

"Wait you won't—"

Zhong Yuanzhong's complexion changed drastically, and he rushed straight to the wine cabinet at home.

Although it was checked yesterday, the bastard Dazai came again today, and he might have destroyed a few bottles of wine.If he didn't check his fine wine with his own hands, Zhong Yuanzhong really couldn't let it go.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took out the key of the wine cabinet from his trouser pocket.

The wine cabinet in his house was originally unlocked, but who made him have such a bad partner.Knowing that some expensive wines could not withstand vigorous shaking, Osamu Dazai still picked those wines to drink.Otherwise, he drank the fine wine he had collected, and then replaced it with some liquid of similar color to create the illusion that the wine had survived.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't pay attention to it several times, and the taste buds were hit by the indescribable taste of the "wine" as soon as the "wine" was in the mouth, and I vomited!

The feeling of stepping on mine randomly is really who knows who tries it! !

Of course, Nakahara knew that the act of locking would not be able to stop a bastard like Dazai who is good at picking locks, but compared to letting Dazai do anything wrong with his wine cabinet, at least Nakahara could find some spiritual comfort in this way. membership.

Similar to: "Look! My wine is not something you can touch whenever you want, and there is a process in the middle."

#The bottom line seems to be a little bit wrong#

A few seconds later, Chuya Nakahara turned around to look at Osamu Dazai with an expression of disbelief.

This guy has a sex change?He didn't pick the lock of his wine cabinet today.

"I was ordered to supervise Chuya." Dazai Osamu took out a thick stack of A4 paper from nowhere, and waved it like a fan.There was an obviously malicious smile on Junxiu's face.

The front page of that stack of paper has handwriting that Zhong Yuanzhong is all too familiar with.

Isn't this the date plan he wrote for an evening yesterday? !How did the bastard Dazai get out? ! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed, "Give it back to me!!!"

If this thing falls into the hands of an old opponent, it is tantamount to giving the black history to the opponent.As long as Nakahara Chuya thinks that this guy might publish this on "Chuya Who Doesn't Concede This Week", he has the urge to destroy people on the spot.

The two "fighted against each other" in the lobby.

"Oh, let me take a look—" Dazai pretended to read it, but he had already remembered the content in his mind.The reason why he made the movement of hiding and watching was entirely out of the desire to tease his partner.

"Don't be late for a date! Boys must arrive earlier than girls."

"Positive performance, take the initiative to pay the bill."

"Contact a florist near you to prepare roses."

"Check the weather forecast. Use a backup plan if it rains today."

"I didn't expect the idiot Chuya's plan to be written in a decent way. Woowa——I'm going to change my mind about you." Osamu Dazai deliberately twisted his tone.

"Is it so fun to make me angry?" Nakahara Chuya hardened his fist.

"Hey, isn't it fun to see a puppy barking anxiously in front of me." Osamu Dazai stopped, "After all, I hate dogs."

"Compared to this, Chuka has forgotten something~"

Osamu Dazai clicked a line on the paper: Don't be late for the appointment!Boys must arrive earlier than girls.

The orange-haired boy with disheveled hair paused.He squinted at Osamu Dazai's expression, and then looked at the sky outside the window, thinking: Didn't the alarm clock on my mobile phone go off?

A serious first date should never start with being late.

Zhong Yuanzhong also "cut" and said "I'll settle the score with you later" before rushing back to the room to wash and change clothes.

Dazai casually tossed the stack of proposals that had condensed his partner's painstaking efforts in the corner.

In his opinion, [-]% of the plan will not come in handy.Keeping it is only the memory memory of the slug.

Osamu Dazai took out a carton of milk from the refrigerator of his partner's house in a familiar way.He tore open the plastic bag, inserted a straw, and slowly sucked up while lying on the sofa so comfortable that one just wanted to lie on it all the time.

Well, it's almost time for Zhong to find out.

"Too! Zai! Cure!" A roar like a ghost came from the bedroom.

I'm coming--

Dazai Hikaru put the milk aside, hugged the pillow and waited for his partner to throw himself into the trap.In the eye that was not bound by the bandage, there was still the pride of being successful even in the tease.This kind of Dazai is undoubtedly a little less lifeless, and has more youthful vigor that a boy of this age should have.

Nakahara Chuya came to settle accounts with Osamu Dazai holding the mobile phone that was originally placed on the bedside table.He pointed to the time displayed on it, and squeezed out the words viciously, "Bastard Dazai—have you ever seen someone go out on a date after seven o'clock in the morning?!!"

Osamu Dazai wrinkled his face, and said nonsense with an expression of "Why don't you know a good heart": "Slugs are so stupid, they must get up in advance and prepare."

Zhong Yuanzhong also held his breath in his throat.The bastard Dazai actually has the face to pretend to be innocent for him!

"That doesn't have to be so much ahead of time—!!" The Mafia gravity user's full-bodied growl sounded from the living room.

Osamu Dazai endured this wave of "sonic attack" without changing his face.

He calmly rubbed his ears, and seemed to be kind enough to persuade: "It's better for Zhongye to keep his voice down. Otherwise, I'm afraid the neighbors around will complain about disturbing the people early in the morning."

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave him an angry look.

The people living around are all the employees of the port Mafia, who dares to complain about the vicious double black.

Because Osamu Dazai occupied the only couch in the house, Nakahara could only sit down on the single sofa next to him.It's not that he didn't see the carton of milk that Osamu Dazai took without asking, but he just didn't bother to argue with him.

It wasn't once or twice that this mackerel ate and drank at his house.It is also common to pester him to pay for treats under the pretext of "accidentally dropping his wallet when entering the water", and Zhongyuan Zhong is more or less used to his partner's ghostly behavior.

"Naka ​​also doesn't intend to wear this suit." Osamu Dazai spread lazily on the sofa, observing from top to bottom.Those iris-colored eyes turned into a precise scoring machine, analyzing the lost points bit by bit.

Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, "Is there any problem?"

He checked what he was wearing—a red shirt, a green leather jacket, and a pair of cropped trousers.It's a normal dress, what's the problem?

"This is the clothes I found out by rummaging through boxes and cabinets."

It is obvious that Zhong Yuanzhong is also very satisfied with the private server he matched with.

"Little guy who feels good about himself." Dazai sucked the last bit of milk into his mouth forcefully, "I expected this to happen, so I came here early to call you."

Mentioning this Central Plains will make me angry!

"That way of waking up is really impressive."

He kicked onto the couch next to him, ignoring that it was the furniture he bought back at a huge price.

The sofa under Osamu Dazai was kicked back a certain distance.

Someone said without any hope of survival: "This is revenge."

Dazai showed a sinister expression, "It's super annoying to think that I have to sacrifice the time of suicide to watch the slimy little slug have a love affair with someone, and then assist at the right time!

Nakahara Chuya: Oh, this is why you harmed me.

"Coincidentally, I don't want to smell the fishy smell of mackerel when I'm dating." Nakahara Nakaya retorted.

Dazai pointed out in amazement, "Chuya didn't deny 'talking about love'. Could it be possible that he really fell in love with that lady?"

"That's not the case at all." Zhongyuan Zhong also habitually wanted to pull his hat, but it was empty.He put down his hands resentfully, "You say I'm not good enough, then you should give me a suit."

Nakahara Zhong has been criticized more than once by his elder sister for "the taste in dressing is high and low" in related courses. On the contrary, Dazai, who works with bandages every day, has received unanimous praise.People who are often taught say: "It would be perfect if Dazai-kun is willing to take off the bandage."

"What kind of woman is begging her best friend to help me understand the plot of dating clothes."

Dazai was disgusted.He glanced at his partner coolly, "When will our relationship be good enough to be each other's relationship consultant?"

"If you are really my love counselor, then my love life may not have a bright future." Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted, "Get up! This is your task. Hurry up and move your only head that can be called an advantage, Prepare a battle plan."

Dazai made a nauseous motion, "Ouch, is it a dating plan?"

"Hey, you mackerel who insists on disobeying people's words can be positioned in this way." Zhong Yuan Zhong also threatened the other party with his eyes: If you don't get up again, I will get started.

Dazai can always step on the bottom line of his partner very well.Seeing this, he reluctantly got up from the sofa, and walked into each other's bedroom with Zhong Ye noisily all the way.

He skipped the row of black suits, and patrolled back and forth in the private clothes that he had no chance to wear in the Central Plains.

"The taste of slugs is really terrible." Dazai shook his head every time he pulled out one, and stuffed it back into the closet in disgust.Getting annoyed at the back, she simply threw her clothes all over the bed on purpose.

"Hey! Don't just increase my workload. It will be very troublesome to clean up later." Zhongyuan Zhong was also dissatisfied and shot at the bastard who deliberately made trouble for him.

It is a miracle that Osamu Dazai is obedient.

The black-haired boy pretended to be innocent and shrugged, "I'm obviously doing this to better see the matching effect." But he used his actual actions to deduce why: I'm upset, so don't think about it.

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched slightly, "Are you still a brat?!"

"Looking at the height, Chuya is the little devil." Dazai put his hands on top of his head, and then moved into the air.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, trying to calm down the urge to beat someone on the spot, pulled a chair and sat down.

——He wants to see what Dazai can match.

Ten minutes later, Dazai's results were released.

Nakahara Chuya picked up the clothes suspiciously and gestured on his body, "Dazai, are you sure this is suitable for a date?"

When Osamu Dazai really wants to fool people, there are always one hundred and one ways to seduce people, "In order to make Zhong Bubai the first step, I worked very hard to assemble it among this pile of poor-taste clothes." Out of an outfit that will definitely make people's eyes shine."

"That's right..." Zhong Yuan was still dubious.After all, he has seen too many Dazai running the train with his mouth full.

Dazai yawned, "You'll know if Chuya changes in."

Zhong Yuan finally changed into the clothes his partner picked out for him.The thin red vest is worn on the innermost side, and the outer layer is a one-sided leopard-print vest that wraps diagonally from the left shoulder to the underarm of the right shoulder.One color is bright and the other is slightly lighter, contrasting the young man's skin white and tender.It's not a high collar design, but it fully shows Nakahara Chuya's collarbone, which is a feast for the eyes.

The black and red jacket with a bit of punk style is almost flush with the position of the belly button.The jacket and trousers are separated by a leopard-print vest fabric about the width of a palm, which highlights Zhongye Zhongye's beautiful waist curve.

The leopard-print vest was carefully gathered into the black tights, but it did not bulge out ugly curves.If someone looked carefully, they would find that the gleaming silver belt bound a dark red skirt that was easily overlooked in the first day of junior high school.

How short is the skirt?

——Short enough to cover the upturned buttocks.

Below that are black leggings with irregular holes at the knees.The color is probably a few shades darker than the usual black stockings.It is not obvious when you are indoors, but it will be very dark and shiny in a sunny place.

Clavicle, slender waist, beautiful legs, all the essential points are not missed.

The choker on Nakahara Chuya's neck is obviously in the same series as the belt on his waist, and countless equal square silver pieces are stuck to them.A large silver ring hangs in the center of the choker, giving people the illusion that Nakahara Nakaya can be brought home through a rope.

This is a very visually stunning outfit.

The rebellious young man perfectly controlled this wild and lustful clothes.

"Chuya, don't forget your real body." Dazai pressed a hat that matched this outfit on his partner's head.

"Don't just take the hat as someone else's body!" Nakahara Chuya said so, but he adjusted the position of the hat honestly with his hands, and there was unmistakable love in his eyes.

Dazai was very satisfied with the upper body effect of the clothes, and it was rare that he didn't intentionally argue with his partner.He seriously walked around the Central Plains, his gaze resting on the dazzlingly white hands, "It's a bit monotonous."

Osamu Dazai quickly thought through several plans in his mind.In the end, he chose the one that best satisfied his bad taste.

He called his subordinates in front of Chuya Nakahara.

"It's me." Osamu Dazai's attitude when talking to his partner was completely different from that of his subordinates.At this moment, the previous escape was completely gone, and the tone became cold and full of the air of a superior, "Within 10 minutes, send me a bottle of black nail polish."

He ruthlessly limited the time, regardless of whether the subordinates who were on standby nearby could find what he wanted within 10 minutes and send it to the Mafia gravity user's residence at the port.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had an ominous premonition, "Then the nail polish is not for me, is it?!"

"Congratulations, the brain size of the slug has increased. Although only a little bit." Dazai gestured with his thumb and index finger to make a distance, and then explained why he did so: "Black half-finger gloves with nails of the same color Much more eye-catching. Skip your usual leather gloves today."

"I'm going to do the task, not to be seductive!" Nakahara Zhongya protested.

"The nature is similar. Chu also dated her to win the favor of Fujiwara Asaka." Dazai Osamu changed the concept secretly, "Girls like handsome guys who are good-looking and seductive. It is inevitable that they will be compared by others. Chuya still needs to overcome psychological barriers , painted your nail polish. Anyway, you usually wear gloves, and others can't see what your fingernails look like."

"Dazai, do you really think I have no common sense?"

A certain man crossed his legs confidently, "Chuya, did the plans I made so far go wrong?"

"...Let me find out that you are playing tricks, and you will die!"

Nakahara Chuya: The sacrifice is so great, and I still have to wear his matching clothes.It's useless to blow up Osamu Dazai's dog head :)