When Double Black Becomes Links

Armed Detective Agency.

"Dazai, there's a mission." Kunikida Doppo closed the laptop, and looked at the place where his partner usually nestled, and there was no other figure on the sofa.

He looked around the office in disbelief.

No fruit.

"That bastard skipped work again!" Kunikida's anger rose visibly with the naked eye.

"Too slow, Kunikida." Ranpo Edogawa took out potato chips from the packaging bag and put them in his mouth.

"We've worked together for so long, yet I haven't figured out Dazai's rules of action yet."

Subtext: I want to know that Dazai will not be in the detective agency now.

Kunikida Doppo:?

Law of action?The guy has a knitting pattern?Arriving late and leaving early, missing every minute on the way to work?

"Although he used some tricks to cover his eyes, Dazai didn't want to hide it at all. So far he hasn't figured out the rules, which only shows that you haven't observed carefully enough."

Edogawa Ranpo doesn't expect these people's IQ to catch up with him, after all, he is the world's number one detective.But anyway, don't really position yourself as an armed force in an armed detective agency.

"Give you a hint, see what time it is."

Kunikida Doppo checked his phone carefully, "It's 29:[-], Mr. Ranpo."

Is there something wrong with this time?

Miyano Kenji has to be hungry to have strange powers.So the first reaction was this: "There's another hour for lunch break. I'm looking forward to it."

The blond boy smiled brightly.

Is there anything wrong with cooking rice people looking forward to Qiafan?

No.

Yosano Akiko's manicured hands paused, "Speaking of which, I hardly see Dazai during the lunch break."

"He didn't eat with us either."

"It seems that the team building rarely participates..."

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters who were sticking together spoke one after another.

Kunikida Doppo seems to have recalled some unpleasant memories, frowned and said: "That bastard is not like this. He slips faster than anyone else when it's time for dinner. Even if he's out on the job..."

Ok?

Um? ! !

Kunikida Doppo caught the point.

He rummages through memory.

In my impression, the two once took over commissions from the military.At that time, the scope of the damage was relatively large, and he and Dazai went to several different places to investigate in one day.

Because of the need to ask nearby residents for questioning, the time spent in gathering information was naturally lengthened.

Seeing that it was almost time for lunch break, Dazai suddenly said: "Oh, it's already time. I have an appointment with a beauty, so let's go ahead~"

The man in the sand-colored windbreaker wanted to slip away after speaking.

Kunikida reprimanded sharply: "Give me priority at a time like this!"

Kunikida Doppo knew how popular Dazai was with women.

Although the smile on that guy's face was very formulaic, he basically didn't want to hide his perfunctory attitude, but the other party has a good skin for attracting bees and butterflies, and he is used to saying flattering words in his mouth, and he bowed down to him under his suit pants Women are numerous.

"You female public enemy!" Kunikida often said this sentence, but he knew very well in his heart that Osamu Dazai had never had an affair with anyone outside, let alone accepted a date invitation from a woman.

So he directly took this as an excuse for Osamu Dazai to skip work.

Seriously like Kunikida, of course he would not let his partner be lazy under such a guise.

"No way, no way, Kunikida-kun is not trying to stop me from having lunch with a beauty."

Dazai said in a tone that made his fists itch, "Ah—what an ugly face."

"I see. Kunikida-kun must be jealous."

Although Kunikida stopped someone from running away, and relied on preaching to make the other party continue to follow him and conduct investigations together, the final result was that Osamu Dazai succeeded in sneaking.

As soon as Kunikida asked a question, Osamu Dazai mysteriously disappeared from the scene.

Looking for someone, can't find it.

Called, the phone rang, but no one answered.

Use social software to send a message, good guy, it will directly display unread.Kunikida was pissed off.

Things like this happened several times later.

Kunikida Fukuchi mentally flipped through his handbook.

"That's right." He muttered, "Every time it's approaching lunch break and getting off work, Dazai uses similar excuses to avoid tasks."

Make appointments with people.

Kunikida Doppo doesn't believe this nonsense.Because Dazai said so, he has never been bumped into by the detective agency to have a tryst with others.

"Dazai didn't lie. He really has a date with someone." Edogawa Ranpo casually dropped the breaking news: "It's just that he is dating his wife who has been hiding for several years."

"Huh?!" Kunikida Doppo rubbed his temples, "I must be too tired recently, otherwise how could I have auditory hallucinations."

Dazai!That Dazai Osamu!Have a wife? !

"It's unbelievable." Yosano Akiko expressed everyone's aspirations.

After all, Dazai doesn't look like a man who can settle down and cling to a woman's life.

"That's your prejudice." The famous detective had already seen through everything.

"Dazai comes so late every day because he is pestering his wife."

Everyone in the detective agency:!

Did a wheel run over your face just now?

"I didn't see anyone during the lunch break. I went back to eat a big meal made by my wife." Edogawa Ranpo continued to reveal a corner of his colleague's married life.

"I never work overtime because I want to go back and post with my wife. I think work is not as important as my wife."

"By the way, after Dazai skipped work, he would go home most of the time." Edogawa Luanpo took a sip of the wave soda, "You didn't realize that he was in a good mood every time he came back from skipping work."

This... they really didn't see it.

Isn't Dazai smiling all the time, looking out of tune?

Even though it sounds fantastic that Dazai is married, everyone still tries hard to digest and accept it.Because Edogawa Ranpo's "super reasoning" can see through the truth at a glance.And just a few words, I have to say that the amount of information is really huge.

I didn't expect you to be such a Dazai!

finger pointing.jpg

Only Atsushi Nakajima was a little skeptical about this.

He has seen the process of Edogawa Ranpo's case-solving process, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it takes a few minutes to solve a case.It's so powerful that people can't help feeling: what a powerful ability.

But Dazai, who has the ability to nullify the supernatural ability, told him that Mr. Ranpo has no supernatural power at all.Every time he handles a case, he relies on his excellent wisdom to reason.

Atsushi Nakajima: So, there is a possibility of making a mistake.

"Mr. Ranpo, is Mr. Dazai really married?"

"Look... he doesn't have a wedding ring on his finger."

"And I've never smelled anything like omega pheromones from Mr. Dazai."

As a person with superhuman abilities who can transform into a tiger, Atsushi Nakajima has a very keen sense of smell.

"I haven't smelled it either." Kunikida Doppo is Dazai Osamu's partner, and he often acts in teams with the other party. Even he said that, which shows how clean Dazai Osamu is.

The famous detective can't see what Atsushi Nakajima is thinking.He said unhappily: "Idiot! Master Ranpo's reasoning is never wrong!"

"Looking back, Dazai has an omega for a long time." Yosano Akiko is a doctor by profession, and of course has the medical examination records and menstrual period files of the detective agency on hand.

"After the alpha becomes an adult, the susceptibility period can basically be stabilized within one day, and passed smoothly within three days. But Dazai always asks for 4-5 days off at a time. Counting weekends, it is almost a week."

"The reason is obvious."

Kunikida Doppo used to not understand why the president always granted Dazai's leave.To ask, only to get the answer that this is Dazai's personal privacy.Unexpectedly, the answer was presented in front of him in this way.

Dazai's family has an omega wife who is on her period.Not releasing Dazai back is inhumane from a moral point of view, and a violation of the labor law from a legal point of view.

In case the Omega Protection Association and the AO Marriage Protection Association get wind of it...

Even if the Armed Detective Agency is a special organization with a supernatural license, it cannot withstand such a joint interview.

"Dazai is very good at it." Yosano Akiko became interested, "Even with the help of pheromone blockers, it is still very difficult to completely hide the omega pheromones on his body. Especially because of his After returning from vacation."

Atsushi Nakajima covered Izumi Kyoka's ears.

She is still a child!

In the afternoon, Osamu Dazai entered the door with brisk steps.

"What's the matter, looking at me like that?" He keenly noticed that the way his colleague was looking at him was wrong.

"Let me guess~"

Dazai intentionally made a gesture of hitting his palm with his fist, "I see. Mr. Ranpo told you."

Kunikida Doppo asked for confirmation with a serious expression: "So...you really..."

Osamu Dazai was unexpectedly frank on this matter.

"I've been married for almost three years."

"Before I joined the job, I was a married alpha."

"Huh? Why didn't I tell you?" Osamu Dazai sat on his seat and blinked innocently, "Oh, that's not good. Except for me, everyone here is unmarried. If there is too much psychological gap, partner Get up and bully me."

Atsushi Nakajima smiled awkwardly but politely.

Yosano Akiko grinned grimly and took out the hatchet.

Kunikida Doppo's pen made another heroic sacrifice.

Kenji Miyano began to publish the marriage customs of his hometown.

Brother and sister Gu Qi, brother and sister Gu Qi are flirting.

"Brother, even if you can't get married for the rest of your life, Naomi's love for you won't fade away~"

"Zhi, Zhimei, don't be like this, everyone is still here."

Edogawa Ranpo calmly continued to eat his snacks.

Whatever Dazai says.Marriage is impossible to marry.He and the president are single until old age.

After finishing his skin, Dazai put his arms on the desk, and looked at everyone with a smile, "It's not that I can't let you all meet with Matsuzuki-chan if you're so curious."

"Finally you are willing to entertain us to your house." Luanbu said.

"There's no point in continuing to hide it." When Osamu Dazai was out on the street with his wife yesterday, he accidentally bumped into Sen Owai who brought Alice out to buy a skirt.Information that he was married must be on the desk of the port mafia chief by now.

Anyway, one is a visit, two are visits, and a bunch of people are also visits, so let's all join together to solve it.

"It's better to hit the sun than choose the day, just today after get off work." Osamu Dazai made a final decision.

……

Osamu Dazai led the man to the door of his house.

"Welcome to the luxurious villa I bought for Miss~" he introduced proudly.

Members of the detective agency other than Edogawa Ranpo were shocked when they heard the words, "Hey, Mr. Dazai bought this?!"

"Well, it cost me a lot of money. The house price was very good at that time."

One Kunikida was hit, "This...how is it possible."

According to normal logical reasoning, even if Osamu Dazai took out a loan, he should only be able to get a loan to buy a new or old apartment.Why is it a luxurious villa that appears in front of you? !

"I paid the full price." Dazai Osamu added, "From here to the big garden behind, it's all my home."

Full payment, full payment, full payment - Kunikida kept playing the word on a loop in his head.

Osamu Dazai was satisfied to see Kunikida Sankan collapsed.

He smiled devilishly and whispered: "Kunikida-kun plans to meet her ideal in four years. The wedding room should be ready. The security system in this area is sound, and the activity area is also large. It is a very suitable place to live."

"Ah, although you may not be able to afford it."

A heart attack!

Kunikida sighed, "...such a large financial expenditure is not in the plan."

Atsushi Nakajima rushed forward, "Mr. Kunikida! Take heart!"

Once again, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters did not have the same style of painting as the main force.

"Brother, without a big villa, Naomi will be with you forever~"

Junichiro Gu Qiqi said emotionally: "Naomi, my brother can't let you live in a big villa, but I will definitely try my best to let you live in a better house!"

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters have florets floating in the background, hugging each other to distribute dog food.

"Dun, what kind of house do you want to buy in the future?" Quan Jinghua's face was still expressionless, but it could be seen that she was serious in asking the question.

Atsushi Nakajima is an orphan, of course he longs for a nest of his own.

He doesn't have extravagant hopes for a villa, "It would be nice to have an apartment."

"Ah, but that should come later."

The teenager is still very self-aware of his financial resources, "I don't know when I can save enough for the down payment."

Because Jinghua likes that expensive tofu shop, Atsushi Nakajima will take her there every month to satisfy her cravings.In addition to the daily expenses, as well as treat Jinghua to eat crepes from time to time, he has been a standard paycheck to paycheck since joining the company.

"Atsushi and I work hard together." Atsushi Nakajima often treats guests. Correspondingly, Jinghua will also take out his own salary as living expenses for the two of them.She did not regard the purchase of the apartment as Atsushi Nakajima's personal behavior, but included herself in it.

Atsushi Nakajima was unusually perceptive, "Does Kyoka-chan want to live with me in the future?"

"Dun, very good." This was the affirmation from Quan Jinghua.

Ranpo Edogawa did not have the mundane desire to buy a house.

For a famous detective whose motto is "If it suits me, everything is fine", it is ideal to be able to maintain the current situation of living with the old father (crossed out) the president.

Just because he doesn't have that kind of worldly desire doesn't mean that others don't have that kind of worldly desire.Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at a group of young people who wanted to buy a house, and silently put the salary increase and commission increase on the agenda.What a good boss to the people.

Kunikida watched his partner take out a wire from his pocket and open the door without a word.

Who goes out without a house key! ?Still using this way to go home, those who didn't know thought it was theft.

Osamu Dazai ignored Akunikida's mental activity, and nimbly picked the lock with his fingers.

"Songyue-chan, I'm back." He quickly kicked off his leather shoes and ran into the house.

Different world, same style Dazai Osamu.

The members of the detective agency who were left at the door: Dazai/Mr. Dazai has no sense of hospitality at all!

"Welcome back, Aji."

Songyue resolutely put aside the matter of making tea, and happily posted with her own alpha.

Their kitchen is open plan.So after the detective agency team passed through the entrance, they could clearly see the interaction between the two.

"Excuse me." Everyone said in unison.

"It's our first meeting, I'm Dazai Matsuzuki." Omega smiled softly, "I'm probably hungry after walking such a distance. Let's have some refreshments first."

Omega has already laid things out.

Without being asked, Osamu Dazai carried a plate in each hand and went to the living room.That style of pie doesn't look the slightest bit lazy on weekdays.

The main members of the detective agency are here today.

Osamu Dazai's villa is grand, but from the furniture and furnishings, it can be seen that the young couple had never considered so many guests at one time.Seeing that the sofa couldn't be opened, Omega touched her cheek in embarrassment, "The reception is not good."

"The living room is carpeted, if you don't mind...please sit down."

Probably because she was worried that someone would have a lump in her heart, she emphasized: "I clean very diligently, and there is no dust."

Just one meeting, everyone in the detective agency saw her basic character.

New Era Omega and Akiko Yosano: Tsk, why does such a considerate girl fall in love with Dazai?

Single and reliable alpha Kunikida Doppo: Why does Dazai, a bandage waste device that is always absent from work, have such an excellent omega like it! !It's not fair!

"It's too much! Everyone is too much! Your thoughts are all on your face." Dazai Osamu first showed a hurt look, and then put on a narcissistic pose, "But-a handsome man like me is full of charm Oh~”

"Song Yue-chan likes me." He showed off in front of his colleagues.

"I still can't do without you." Edogawa Ranpo liked the refreshments prepared by Dazai's wife very much, and he didn't mind selling Dazai one by the way.

"The best pheromone compatibility in Japan, isn't it very lucky, Dazai." Omega has completely fallen physically and mentally, and will never want to run away from you in this life.

Osamu Dazai, a coward, of course understood, "Hey~ Satsuki-chan and I are a perfect match~"

"If you look carefully, the matchmaker is still made by the Chief Farmer."

He went to the head of the farm to wash his resume, and was assigned to work for the supernatural spy department for two years, and then went to investigate Songyuejiang in order to complete the task.Tracing back to the source, this matchmaker was not made by the Chief Farmer.

As for Ango?

That's not a tool person who dispatches tasks.

Gossip is human nature.

"Curious?" Osamu Dazai noticed the subtle expression of his colleague, and once again showed the interest of teasing others, "Please! Please, I may tell you."

"Please." Miyano Kenji didn't think there was anything difficult to say, "There are no ao couples in my hometown. I don't know how people in big cities fall in love, how is it different from ours?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Normal Guy from Detective Agency: Well done!Kenji.

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "It's fine on my side, but Matsutsuki-chan's consent is required."

got it!Personal privacy is involved.

"Huh? I have no objection. It's just right for Aji to reminisce about our past." Omega in the kitchen has already poured hot tea.

Osamu Dazai put the tray with many teacups on the coffee table in front of the TV for anyone to use.He found a nearby place and sat cross-legged on the carpet.

Songyue half-kneeled behind him, putting her arms around him.The long hair encircled this handsome young man like a net.

It's a very intimate gesture.

Osamu Dazai could feel most of his wife's weight, as well as the fragrant and soft body on his back.

He touched his wife, who had her chin on his shoulder, with a natural smile on her face.

"Then let's start telling the story."

"The love story between me and Songyue-chan."

……

That was a year after defecting from the port mafia.

"It's just today." Osamu Dazai sighed wearily.

He opened the high-end goods he bought from the store, and injected himself with the alpha inhibitor backhand.

Dazai Osamu's body has long been raised by Mori Owai's tailor-made inhibitor for many years. This kind of roadside product can only barely relieve the symptoms, and it can be said that the effect is limited.

But the erstwhile youngest cadre of the port mafia has nothing to criticize.Who let his property be seized in his old club, and he also asked for supernatural powers from the Special Service Section, so he had to accept their oppression and continue to perform tasks outside.

The Supernatural Secret Service is not a charity.Under the clear precursor of a transaction, of course, Osamu Dazai should make the best use of everything he can.How could it be possible to give him a vacation just because he is in the susceptible period?

An injection is better than nothing.

"Investigate Fujiwara Matsuzuki." Dazai Osamu glanced at the information sent by Ango.

He received anti-o training in the port mafia, and his grades have always been among the best batch. Even if there is an omega in the next place, it will not affect his completion of the task during the susceptible period.

So Osamu Dazai reported and went.

The bad thing is that that day is Songyue's menstrual period.The pheromone fit between the two was unexpectedly high.

By the time they realize something is wrong, it's too late to retreat

"Let people from the Omega Protection Association come over." Dazai called Ango before losing control.

"And... subdue me."

After understanding the situation, an Ango split open.

At the last moment, Osamu Dazai managed to recover some rationality.So when the staff who rushed to the rescue broke in, what they saw was an omega wrapped in a quilt, flushed, with absent-minded eyes, and an alpha hugging her tightly through the quilt.

The air is full of alpha pheromones and omega pheromones that are almost suffocating.

Strangely, the two strands of pheromones did not blend together, but were in a state of being entangled with each other but distinct.But judging from the state of the two of them, it doesn't look like they didn't do anything.

The people from the Omega Protection Association were confused.

What's the situation?

"Separate them first." The director commanded decisively, "Team No. 1, control Alpha. Pay attention to possible aggressive behavior of Alpha. Team No. 2, rescue Omega, and use emergency medicine according to the situation."

Ango Sakaguchi came with the staff.

He looked at Osamu Dazai who was being taken away, and he couldn't hide the worry in his eyes.

The Omega Conservation Association has a set of standard procedures for this.One person stayed at the scene to collect evidence, two people went to clean up and inspect Omega, and the armed forces were responsible for suppressing and guarding Alpha.

The doctor hastened the report, "The situation is better than expected. The omega glands have no bite marks, and the interior has not been marked. It is just an extra experience."

It's all like this, but you still restrain your own good alpha!

The staff of the Omega Protection Association have increased their favorability towards Osamu Dazai.

You must know that although modern technology has developed to the point where it can wash lifelong markers, the surgery does a lot of damage to the omega's body.There is even a high probability that it will affect its future fertility.

However, although……

This kind of result is quite ideal.

"Director, this data!!" A staff member hurriedly waved the pheromone compatibility test form of Alpha and Omega, and rushed over from the testing equipment.

When the director saw the figure of more than 95%, he immediately understood why the other party was so excited.

He immediately ordered: "Substitute another person and test again. The data is correct, enter it into the system immediately, and report it to the relevant department."

After that, the plot took a [-]-degree turn.

Ango sat in a daze.He actually heard the director of the Omega Protection Association say to Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, the country's judgment on you has come down. Please take responsibility and marry Omega."

The country will match you with a wife, and you will not be moved.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Moved by a ghost, of course I have to refuse at this time.

"I don't think Ms. Fujiwara will forgive me for doing such a stupid thing." The black curly-haired alpha lowered her face in shame, "and I have no face to see her."

"Your acquaintance is indeed... well, it's embarrassing." The director did not deny this, "But there are mistakes. Now that you have started this, don't give up halfway, young man."

"Emotions can be cultivated."

"Besides, how do you know she won't forgive you if you don't try."

Osamu Dazai: Why are you still spinning around on this topic.

Osamu Dazai resolutely diverted the trouble to the east, and used the Supernatural Secret Service Section as an excuse.

look!With such a heavy workload, he doesn't have time to develop a relationship with Omega.Get married or something, just die.

Omega Protection Association: Osamu Dazai is also worthy of having Osamu Dazai work crazily? 996 and 007 get out of the way, don't delay this couple's romance and contribute to the country's fertility rate.

Of course Osamu Dazai knew what they were thinking.But everywhere, he was really fragrant in the end.

My wife is so nice!My wife is wonderful!Thank you country for giving me a wife!But let's forget about children.

Isn't the world of two fragrant?

Osamu Dazai chose to be a DINK.

……

"On the day we completed the life mark, people from the district office came directly to our door and urged us to apply for marriage registration." In a disguised version, the Civil Affairs Bureau was moved to your door.

Dazai Osamu laughed, "Oh, it's too much kindness. Matsutsuki and I have no choice but to sign."

Edogawa Ranpo: "So—"

Yosano Akiko: "You guy——"

Kunikida Doppo: "There is no marriage proposal at all——!"

"Hey~" Osamu Dazai pretended to be stupid.

No matter what, the wife signed it and it was his.