Profiler 4: Criminal Investigation Team
Chapter 31 Blind Box
Jiao Yang thought of the first time they really met, when they delivered a courier to Lu Yuanli during their work-study program in country M, and felt a surge of tenderness in his heart.
Jiao Yang said: "You have seen it too, such a big box, so you should let me go in anyway!"
"You don't come."
Lu Yuanli said, "I'm not so old that I can't see how light these two boxes are."
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "Have you received the things?"
Lu Yuanli said nonchalantly, "Something, what, nothing."
"Stop pretending……"
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "What am I doing? I saw the corn silk on your finger a long time ago."
Lu Yuanli raised his eyebrows and said, "So, that's why you gave me corn?"
"Fruit corn."
As Jiao Yang said, he hugged the box and squeezed in.
Lu Yuanli didn't want to crush the beautiful cardboard box, so he had to take two steps back.
Seeing Jiao Yang put the cardboard box on the coffee table in the living room, Lu Yuanli had no choice but to take it to the door and said, "You are a police inspector with two bars and one star, so it's hard to see you squeezed in like this!"
"The police inspector is also a human being, and he has to eat too!"
Jiao Yang raised his chin at him and said, "Could it be that I still have to ask you, can you... come in?"
"Whatever you say will change its taste as soon as you say it."
Lu Yuanli said, "Then what are you doing here today?"
"Come to thank you!"
Jiao Yang reached out and patted the lid of the carton, and said seriously: "We really found poisonous drinks in a school's vending machine."
Lu Yuanli couldn't help frowning, "Are you serious? When did it happen?"
"It's today."
Jiao Yang said: "I went to Nanhua College to ask some questions about the roommate of the deceased in the last case. When I was buying cigarettes, I found that bottle of drink in the vending machine. I sent it to the bureau and checked it out. There is poison/rat in it. /Strong ingredient."
How could it be so fast and so coincidental?Lu Yuanli never doubted the correctness of his theory, but since the lecture just came out, he found a case so quickly.Moreover, it is exactly the same method as those series of poisoning cases in Japan before.So accurate, will there be any problems inside?
Lu Yuanli faintly felt that something was wrong with this matter.
However, Jiao Yang thought he was worried. This kind of case is usually not an isolated case. The murderer will continue to poison if he fails once, so he said: "You don't have to worry, the whole city has already started to investigate."
Maybe it's really just a coincidence, some things can't be said now, it depends on the follow-up development.Lu Yuanli nodded and said, "What's in those two boxes? It can't be popcorn, right?"
"Worthy of being a psychologist, I can guess... I can't hit eight poles!"
Jiao Yang said with a smirk: "Actually, I don't know what's inside, so open it and have a look."
Lu Yuanli stretched out his hand to hold a box and put it on the sofa, opened the lid, and when he poured it out, he heard a "crash", and the sofa was covered with beautiful cardboard boxes, yellow, green, blue, and pink. , in various colors and in various sizes. "
Lu Yuanli couldn't help but touch his forehead, "What the hell are you doing?!"
"You don't even know that, old-fashioned!"
Jiao Yang smiled proudly: "This is the most popular blind box recently!"
"childish!"
Lu Yuanli complained, but couldn't help but sat on the sofa and took them apart one by one.
There are really all kinds of little things in there.Pencils, rulers, scissors, eraser correction fluid pen bag; water cups and kettles, towels, scarves, hats and slippers; pajamas and big plush toys.There's even a pink melon seed cracker...
"My God, there are so many tricks, how can I use them?!"
While complaining, Lu Yuanli kept tearing things apart.
Jiao Yang lit a cigarette and sat on the opposite chair, smoking while admiring the way he disassembled things.Lu Yuanli was still wearing a well-proportioned black suit, but he was frowning and laughing, embarrassing and screaming. The expression on his face was so lively and funny that it made people itch.
Whether it's the only one or the first one, he doesn't understand. There is probably such a relationship between them.If Lu Yuanli was willing to put on the fluffy pajamas in the blind box at this time, put on a hat with rabbit ears and fluffy slippers and walk around in front of him, he would probably be willing to buy him the whole world.
However, the sad thing is that the reality is that Lu Yuanli can probably buy him a half world. Even if he takes Lu Yuanli to the vegetable market to buy and buy, he has to see if there are crabs and lobsters first, otherwise he will not be able to resist. ...
"Don't scan me naked/bare/naked with your male gaze."
Lu Yuanli took things apart, took out some things he liked very much, and put them back in the box as they were when he really didn't need them. He had so much fun, that in the midst of his busy schedule, he took the time to cast a sideways glance at Jiao Yang.
"Say it as if you haven't seen me that way."
Jiao Yang exhaled the smoke ring, "And, not only did I say, I also have evidence."
Lu Yuanli chuckled, "If you have the ability to sue me with evidence, you have not yet graduated with a Ph.D. If you are later, you will not be politically correct."
After driving for about half an hour, Lu Yuanli only finished unpacking the first box.He turned his head to look at the other box, wanting to dismantle it together, but he was a little bit reluctant.
Jiao Yang suddenly stubbed out the cigarette, sat on the sofa and hugged him.
"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't finished dismantling it yet!"
Lu Yuanli pushed him, but was hugged even tighter.
Jiao Yang leaned on his shoulder and said in a muffled voice, "I'm a little hungry."
"Then go cook the corn."
Lu Yuanli said, "You bought so much, how can I finish it?"
Jiao Yang buried his head in his chest, "But I want you to eat my corn..."
"Don't spoil the atmosphere."
Lu Yuanli pulled Jiao Yang up and said, "I like that you are as cute and fresh as a blind box!"
Jiao Yang hugged his waist and refused to let go, "I don't want to be a herbivore..."
Lu Yuanli raised his eyebrows and said, "But I seem to have heard that you came to me for advice."
Jiao Yang looked up at him and said, "Yes, I really want to ask you, when can I go back with me?"
"Go back for what?"
Lu Yuanli pushed him away and sat on the sofa, "Help you with laundry, cooking and housework, and take care of you in some aspects? Jiao Yang, recognize the reality, I can't be your ideal wife."
Jiao Yang felt a little regretful, the atmosphere just now was obviously very good.Maybe it was because he was too anxious.
Jiao Yang got up and said, "I'm going to cook the corn."
Jiao Yang boiled the corn and started cooking.
Lu Yuanli's refrigerator was in a mess, stuffed to the brim.But it is basically western food ingredients.Jiao Yang was a little surprised. He always believed that China's 5000-year catering culture could beat the food deserts in country M.Lu Yuanli had eaten with him for so long, and he should have turned into a Chinese stomach long ago.Unexpectedly, when Lu Yuanli ate by himself, he still mainly ate western food.
Jiao Yang cleaned the electric baking pan, melted a piece of butter, fried the breaded steak and salmon in it, made a salad with the only corn, onion and lettuce, and made a pumpkin porridge.
"Steak is okay. Salmon is too old to eat like this. It's more pleasant to eat raw."
Lu Yuanli took a pair of chopsticks casually, and made comments, or criticisms, while eating.
Seeing him using chopsticks, Jiao Yang was a little relieved, "There are strict standards for eating raw salmon, and it is not recommended for more than three days. Who knows how long you have kept it in the refrigerator, just make do with it."
Lu Yuanli filled a bowl of pumpkin porridge for himself, took a sip, stuck out his tongue and said, "Wow, it's so hot, but it's still quite fragrant."
Seeing that Lu Yuanli ate a lot, Jiao Yang couldn't help but said, "I can make anything so delicious, how long have you been hungry?"
Lu Yuanli said disdainfully: "Shouldn't I say yes, haven't I eaten at home for a long time?"
"One meaning, home-cooked meals are delicious."
Jiao Yang said: "It would be inconvenient without me to cook."
"Do you have any misunderstandings about your type of work?"
Lu Yuanli tilted his head to look at him and said, "How many meals can you cook at home?"
While cutting the steak, Jiao Yang said, "Well, you did it all, I can't do it without you! When will I be asked to move back?"
"look,"
Lu Yuanli said, "At the end of the day, I'm not your ideal partner."
"Then you know I'm busy with work."
Jiao Yang said: "Can't you just take care of your family? I don't mind if you order takeaway."
It's just that I don't dare to mind now, but it may not have been before.Lu Yuanli chuckled lightly and said, "Then why don't you change to an easy clerical position?"
"Lu Yuanli!"
Jiao Yang couldn't help but said: "I didn't tell you to stop teaching and go to an administrative post!"
"However,"
Lu Yuanli said: "You have been asking me to play the role of wife. Why can't you take care of the family? In your country, don't you always judge who stays at home on the basis of a broker?"
"you……"
Jiao Yang subconsciously grabbed Lu Yuanli's hand before he realized it.Avoiding quarrels between two people is a kind of knowledge. He was quite proficient in this skill at first, but he didn't expect that he would become unfamiliar with his business in just a short time.
Jiao Yang stretched out his head and kissed his ring finger lightly, "Didn't you realize that I am poor, humble, and not beautiful now?"
Lu Yuanli's fingers couldn't help trembling, and this feeling was inexplicably conveyed to his heart, "Let me go..."
"still……"
Jiao Yang said in a greasy voice: "You have changed now, and you start to dislike me?"
Lu Yuanli trembled, and managed to pull out his fingers.
Lu Yuanli stroked his hair in a concealed manner, "Why don't we just have a simple meal? Don't keep thinking about going through so many steps."
Jiao Yang chuckled and said, "So you don't resist or even desire my approach, whether physically or psychologically, why do you insist on it?"
"But there's always a problem between us, isn't it?"
Lu Yuanli lowered his eyelashes and said, "Jiao Yang, some problems cannot be overcome by mutual attraction. Moreover, as time goes by, the attraction between each other will become weaker and weaker, while the problems will become more and more serious." stand out."
Jiao Yang was a little helpless. He didn't know how to use his eloquence or professional knowledge to convince a psychologist with extremely strong psychological quality and a sound mind.
So, he decided to find his own way.
Jiao Yang said: "There are more than 70 billion people in this world, and most of them want to find their soul mate, but everyone is an independent individual, and it is basically impossible for two people to match 100% in all aspects. I asked myself, with you, how can I score 85 points? How can you be sure that if you change someone, you can find someone with a score of 90 or more?"
Jiao Yang said: "You have seen it too, such a big box, so you should let me go in anyway!"
"You don't come."
Lu Yuanli said, "I'm not so old that I can't see how light these two boxes are."
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "Have you received the things?"
Lu Yuanli said nonchalantly, "Something, what, nothing."
"Stop pretending……"
Jiao Yang smiled and said, "What am I doing? I saw the corn silk on your finger a long time ago."
Lu Yuanli raised his eyebrows and said, "So, that's why you gave me corn?"
"Fruit corn."
As Jiao Yang said, he hugged the box and squeezed in.
Lu Yuanli didn't want to crush the beautiful cardboard box, so he had to take two steps back.
Seeing Jiao Yang put the cardboard box on the coffee table in the living room, Lu Yuanli had no choice but to take it to the door and said, "You are a police inspector with two bars and one star, so it's hard to see you squeezed in like this!"
"The police inspector is also a human being, and he has to eat too!"
Jiao Yang raised his chin at him and said, "Could it be that I still have to ask you, can you... come in?"
"Whatever you say will change its taste as soon as you say it."
Lu Yuanli said, "Then what are you doing here today?"
"Come to thank you!"
Jiao Yang reached out and patted the lid of the carton, and said seriously: "We really found poisonous drinks in a school's vending machine."
Lu Yuanli couldn't help frowning, "Are you serious? When did it happen?"
"It's today."
Jiao Yang said: "I went to Nanhua College to ask some questions about the roommate of the deceased in the last case. When I was buying cigarettes, I found that bottle of drink in the vending machine. I sent it to the bureau and checked it out. There is poison/rat in it. /Strong ingredient."
How could it be so fast and so coincidental?Lu Yuanli never doubted the correctness of his theory, but since the lecture just came out, he found a case so quickly.Moreover, it is exactly the same method as those series of poisoning cases in Japan before.So accurate, will there be any problems inside?
Lu Yuanli faintly felt that something was wrong with this matter.
However, Jiao Yang thought he was worried. This kind of case is usually not an isolated case. The murderer will continue to poison if he fails once, so he said: "You don't have to worry, the whole city has already started to investigate."
Maybe it's really just a coincidence, some things can't be said now, it depends on the follow-up development.Lu Yuanli nodded and said, "What's in those two boxes? It can't be popcorn, right?"
"Worthy of being a psychologist, I can guess... I can't hit eight poles!"
Jiao Yang said with a smirk: "Actually, I don't know what's inside, so open it and have a look."
Lu Yuanli stretched out his hand to hold a box and put it on the sofa, opened the lid, and when he poured it out, he heard a "crash", and the sofa was covered with beautiful cardboard boxes, yellow, green, blue, and pink. , in various colors and in various sizes. "
Lu Yuanli couldn't help but touch his forehead, "What the hell are you doing?!"
"You don't even know that, old-fashioned!"
Jiao Yang smiled proudly: "This is the most popular blind box recently!"
"childish!"
Lu Yuanli complained, but couldn't help but sat on the sofa and took them apart one by one.
There are really all kinds of little things in there.Pencils, rulers, scissors, eraser correction fluid pen bag; water cups and kettles, towels, scarves, hats and slippers; pajamas and big plush toys.There's even a pink melon seed cracker...
"My God, there are so many tricks, how can I use them?!"
While complaining, Lu Yuanli kept tearing things apart.
Jiao Yang lit a cigarette and sat on the opposite chair, smoking while admiring the way he disassembled things.Lu Yuanli was still wearing a well-proportioned black suit, but he was frowning and laughing, embarrassing and screaming. The expression on his face was so lively and funny that it made people itch.
Whether it's the only one or the first one, he doesn't understand. There is probably such a relationship between them.If Lu Yuanli was willing to put on the fluffy pajamas in the blind box at this time, put on a hat with rabbit ears and fluffy slippers and walk around in front of him, he would probably be willing to buy him the whole world.
However, the sad thing is that the reality is that Lu Yuanli can probably buy him a half world. Even if he takes Lu Yuanli to the vegetable market to buy and buy, he has to see if there are crabs and lobsters first, otherwise he will not be able to resist. ...
"Don't scan me naked/bare/naked with your male gaze."
Lu Yuanli took things apart, took out some things he liked very much, and put them back in the box as they were when he really didn't need them. He had so much fun, that in the midst of his busy schedule, he took the time to cast a sideways glance at Jiao Yang.
"Say it as if you haven't seen me that way."
Jiao Yang exhaled the smoke ring, "And, not only did I say, I also have evidence."
Lu Yuanli chuckled, "If you have the ability to sue me with evidence, you have not yet graduated with a Ph.D. If you are later, you will not be politically correct."
After driving for about half an hour, Lu Yuanli only finished unpacking the first box.He turned his head to look at the other box, wanting to dismantle it together, but he was a little bit reluctant.
Jiao Yang suddenly stubbed out the cigarette, sat on the sofa and hugged him.
"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't finished dismantling it yet!"
Lu Yuanli pushed him, but was hugged even tighter.
Jiao Yang leaned on his shoulder and said in a muffled voice, "I'm a little hungry."
"Then go cook the corn."
Lu Yuanli said, "You bought so much, how can I finish it?"
Jiao Yang buried his head in his chest, "But I want you to eat my corn..."
"Don't spoil the atmosphere."
Lu Yuanli pulled Jiao Yang up and said, "I like that you are as cute and fresh as a blind box!"
Jiao Yang hugged his waist and refused to let go, "I don't want to be a herbivore..."
Lu Yuanli raised his eyebrows and said, "But I seem to have heard that you came to me for advice."
Jiao Yang looked up at him and said, "Yes, I really want to ask you, when can I go back with me?"
"Go back for what?"
Lu Yuanli pushed him away and sat on the sofa, "Help you with laundry, cooking and housework, and take care of you in some aspects? Jiao Yang, recognize the reality, I can't be your ideal wife."
Jiao Yang felt a little regretful, the atmosphere just now was obviously very good.Maybe it was because he was too anxious.
Jiao Yang got up and said, "I'm going to cook the corn."
Jiao Yang boiled the corn and started cooking.
Lu Yuanli's refrigerator was in a mess, stuffed to the brim.But it is basically western food ingredients.Jiao Yang was a little surprised. He always believed that China's 5000-year catering culture could beat the food deserts in country M.Lu Yuanli had eaten with him for so long, and he should have turned into a Chinese stomach long ago.Unexpectedly, when Lu Yuanli ate by himself, he still mainly ate western food.
Jiao Yang cleaned the electric baking pan, melted a piece of butter, fried the breaded steak and salmon in it, made a salad with the only corn, onion and lettuce, and made a pumpkin porridge.
"Steak is okay. Salmon is too old to eat like this. It's more pleasant to eat raw."
Lu Yuanli took a pair of chopsticks casually, and made comments, or criticisms, while eating.
Seeing him using chopsticks, Jiao Yang was a little relieved, "There are strict standards for eating raw salmon, and it is not recommended for more than three days. Who knows how long you have kept it in the refrigerator, just make do with it."
Lu Yuanli filled a bowl of pumpkin porridge for himself, took a sip, stuck out his tongue and said, "Wow, it's so hot, but it's still quite fragrant."
Seeing that Lu Yuanli ate a lot, Jiao Yang couldn't help but said, "I can make anything so delicious, how long have you been hungry?"
Lu Yuanli said disdainfully: "Shouldn't I say yes, haven't I eaten at home for a long time?"
"One meaning, home-cooked meals are delicious."
Jiao Yang said: "It would be inconvenient without me to cook."
"Do you have any misunderstandings about your type of work?"
Lu Yuanli tilted his head to look at him and said, "How many meals can you cook at home?"
While cutting the steak, Jiao Yang said, "Well, you did it all, I can't do it without you! When will I be asked to move back?"
"look,"
Lu Yuanli said, "At the end of the day, I'm not your ideal partner."
"Then you know I'm busy with work."
Jiao Yang said: "Can't you just take care of your family? I don't mind if you order takeaway."
It's just that I don't dare to mind now, but it may not have been before.Lu Yuanli chuckled lightly and said, "Then why don't you change to an easy clerical position?"
"Lu Yuanli!"
Jiao Yang couldn't help but said: "I didn't tell you to stop teaching and go to an administrative post!"
"However,"
Lu Yuanli said: "You have been asking me to play the role of wife. Why can't you take care of the family? In your country, don't you always judge who stays at home on the basis of a broker?"
"you……"
Jiao Yang subconsciously grabbed Lu Yuanli's hand before he realized it.Avoiding quarrels between two people is a kind of knowledge. He was quite proficient in this skill at first, but he didn't expect that he would become unfamiliar with his business in just a short time.
Jiao Yang stretched out his head and kissed his ring finger lightly, "Didn't you realize that I am poor, humble, and not beautiful now?"
Lu Yuanli's fingers couldn't help trembling, and this feeling was inexplicably conveyed to his heart, "Let me go..."
"still……"
Jiao Yang said in a greasy voice: "You have changed now, and you start to dislike me?"
Lu Yuanli trembled, and managed to pull out his fingers.
Lu Yuanli stroked his hair in a concealed manner, "Why don't we just have a simple meal? Don't keep thinking about going through so many steps."
Jiao Yang chuckled and said, "So you don't resist or even desire my approach, whether physically or psychologically, why do you insist on it?"
"But there's always a problem between us, isn't it?"
Lu Yuanli lowered his eyelashes and said, "Jiao Yang, some problems cannot be overcome by mutual attraction. Moreover, as time goes by, the attraction between each other will become weaker and weaker, while the problems will become more and more serious." stand out."
Jiao Yang was a little helpless. He didn't know how to use his eloquence or professional knowledge to convince a psychologist with extremely strong psychological quality and a sound mind.
So, he decided to find his own way.
Jiao Yang said: "There are more than 70 billion people in this world, and most of them want to find their soul mate, but everyone is an independent individual, and it is basically impossible for two people to match 100% in all aspects. I asked myself, with you, how can I score 85 points? How can you be sure that if you change someone, you can find someone with a score of 90 or more?"
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