The male god was tricked by me again today

Seiichi Yukimura is not very addicted to the Internet, he can play the mobile game "Thanos Snapping Fingers" purely to help his friend Akashi Seijuro test the page, and provide some suggestions on UI interface design optimization and battle interface optimization.

Apart from playing tennis and studying, he spends most of his spare time with his family and like-minded friends. He also spends some time trimming flowers and trees, practicing watercolor painting, or reading and meditating, all in all very fulfilling.

Recently, he also has a lot of experience in raising dogs, and even has a hobby of cooking for dogs.

What he eats, what the dog eats.

What the dog eats, he...well, eats selectively.

Although the first work of letting go made the dog angry, Lai stayed in the corner and refused to move, but after he patiently studied the recipe and tried repeatedly, the dog now eats it with dignity, and is willing to be groomed by him up.

The relationship between man and dog has been cultivated, and his cooking skills have also improved a lot.

So there was the scene just now.

Mitsui Yui let out a "hey" and said, "Xingmura-kun, luckily it never eats food made by humans."

"Sorry, but please rest assured that these ingredients are edible for dogs."

He thought Yui Mitsui was worried that there were things that canines couldn't eat in these things.

"No, I was surprised that it would eat your cooking." Yui Mitsui thought for a while and said, "It has not eaten our cooking for almost ten years, even if it is made by my brother himself. Only willing to eat its dog food and ham."

Yukimura was a little surprised. Could it be that Mitsui's food is worse than his cooking?

... Then how miserable is she?

This is not the point, the point is that Yui Mitsui is back.

Today, it's not that he didn't see the news forwarded in the group.

Akari Kirihara also reposted the headline news in the U17 group to verify the authenticity, and was banned on the spot by Yushi Ninzu.

No one spoke anymore, but the forwarded news was not withdrawn.

Kirihara Chi also chatted with him privately, and he said: [The results of the unified examination before were not satisfactory, are you going to study hard next time? 】

Kirihara probably got hit on a sore spot, so he didn't bother him anymore.

He felt that his members were a little rude, so he sent another sentence: [My English score hasn't improved yet, why do I still care about other people's lives? 】

When I opened the blog, it was all news about 【Yui Mitsui】.

It took only one day for her to go from being unknown to being well-known.

Regardless of whether the news is true or not, Yukimura just closed his phone and stopped reading it.

At [-]:[-] in the middle of the night, Mitsui Yui's expression was very tired, and he politely said: "Mitsui-san, you should go to bed earlier."

Just as Mitsui was about to nod, the phone vibrated again, and she opened it to look.

She also received a lot of news tonight. Those students in middle school and high school who were not familiar with at all, many of them deleted her after scolding her harshly. Meat, like an extra dollar in your pocket.There are also many who are waiting to eat melons, anyway, the excitement is not for nothing.

Keigo Atobe also called her a lot, but she didn't want to answer.

She will definitely be scolded if she picks it up, and she doesn't want to be scolded anymore.

As for the true friends of Fuji Zhouzhu and Xiang Riyueren, they were very considerate and didn't bother her.

Anyway, if you come to her, she won't come back.

The shock just now was another message from Atobe: [Yui Mitsui, where are you? 】

Mitsui was afraid that he would come to her in the middle of the night, so he decided to escape first, so he replied blindly: [On the moon. 】

The mobile phone received another notification, it was the Shuaituan APP reminding her that the movie Avengers 3 was released.

Yes, April 4th is today.

I've been looking forward to it for a long time, I could have watched it happily today...it doesn't matter, I can watch it happily now.

"Yukimura-kun, "Avengers 3" premiered today, did you go to see it?"

Marvel pseudo-fan Yukimura Seiichi replied: "Not yet."

Didn't plan to watch it at all.

Mitsui immediately asked, "Do you want to watch it together?"

Yukimura wanted to refuse at first, he was ready to wash up and go to bed after feeding the dog, but thinking that she must be in a bad mood today, maybe watching this kind of Su Shuang movie where the hero saves the earth should be able to slow down, so he agreed against his will: "Okay Ah, I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

The Yida Film City under Akashi's family is not far from his home, and it only takes 15 minutes to drive there.

Although it was already late at night, but because it was the premiere, the cinema was basically full, and they only bought tickets for the first row.

Yui Mitsui bought two barrels of popcorn and two cups of Coke at the entrance, and Yukimura twirled a Gundam Gacha with satisfaction.

Fat house food, popcorn movies, should be so refreshing.

But Yui Mitsui sighed for a while watching it, and Yukimura also felt a bit of a toothache watching it.

The viewing effect of the first row will not be mentioned, mainly the content.

As a pseudo-fan of Marvel, Yukimura thought that the routine of this movie was the same as what he had roughly browsed before. The heroes first encountered setbacks, and then defeated the villains to save the world, HE.

"It turns out that superheroes can fail too."

As the sun set, the remaining heroes looked at their companions who had been reduced to ashes, choking speechlessly.

When seeing this scene, many real fans in the theater cried.

Mitsui propped his chin, chewing popcorn, like chewing Thanos.

She ate two buckets of Thanos... oh no, two buckets of popcorn.

After a while, she asked Yukimura, "Is your hero still there?"

Yukimura is a fake fan and has no special feelings for Marvel. He only started to get in touch with this kind of movie from "Doctor Strange" the year before last.

When I saw a brief introduction of "Doctor Strange", the male protagonist suffered a serious hand injury and lost the ability to use both hands. He could no longer pick up his beloved scalpel... He saw this, and somehow felt the same way. He just didn't want to accompany Kise I went to pick up girls, but I refused for a reason, so I bought a ticket to see it.

He originally thought that the hero would go through a series of trials and tribulations, then healed his hands, picked up his beloved scalpel again, and returned to the operating room, HE!

But never expected, this is a fantasy film.

Well, Doctor Strange didn’t become a doctor in the end, but he possessed supernatural powers, which means he picked up the scalpel to manipulate time and cause and effect—the time gem, and shouldered the heavy responsibility of saving the world.

So Doctor Strange should be regarded as the favorite Marvel character of pseudo-fan Yukimura.

"Doctor, I'm sorry..."

Yui Mitsui sighed softly: "The captain of my family is alive, but life is better than death."

She is a true Marvel fan, from the first Iron Man to the current Avengers 3, she never fails.

She is obsessed with superheroes and envies that they can do anything.

Many times, it can be done without much effort.

Saving the world gracefully and unrestrainedly, he is invincible.

But now, half of them were beaten by Thanos with a snap of their fingers.

The remaining half were wounded, disabled, abused too badly.

She had just been abused in reality today, and she was abused again in a movie at night. It had to be said that it was a bad day.

Yukimura added: "Spider-Man is also very sorry, he is still a child..."

Yui Mitsui: "Yes."

Yukimura: "It's a pity for Hawkeye too."

Mitsui Yui: "Uh...huh?"

Seeing that her eyes became a little strange, Yukimura felt a little guilty, did he say something wrong?Has it been found that it is a fake fan?

"Yukimura-kun, Hawkeye didn't appear."

"...the flying hero."

"His name is Falcon."

Yukimura knew that he had been found out as a fake fan, and he didn't want to continue this topic, so he immediately shifted cleverly: "Mitsui-san, are you hungry now? Let's go have some night food."

Yui Mitsui shook his head: "I have no appetite."

As soon as this sentence was finished, my stomach growled in disappointment.

Yukimura: "..."

Yui Mitsui: "Okay, I have an appetite."

She thought, she really is the kind of person that Atobe said that she said no or no, but her body was very honest.

Yukimura loves spicy food, so he wanted to take her to eat the delicious grilled fish nearby, but Yuzumi Restaurant does not sell night food, so it must have closed on time, so he took her to a ramen restaurant as the next best thing.

Yui Mitsui looked up at the name of the store: [Delicious Ramen].

...not really wanting to comment.

Yukimura ordered a soy sauce ramen, and she ordered a tonkotsu ramen.

Although she didn't expect much, she took a sip and found that the soup was rich and tasted unexpectedly good.

Seeing her staring at the prawns in her bowl, Yukimura recalled the experience of her taking away the only prawn that night, and couldn't help but find it funny, just before he started eating, he asked, "Mitsui-san, Do you want some shrimp?"

Yui Mitsui committed the problem of being honest in body but resolute in his mouth: "Yukimura-kun, you don't have to be polite."

A child's voice came from the side: "Wow, this crayfish is really difficult to handle."

Hearing the crayfish, Yui Mitsui immediately turned his head to the side.

It was their next table. A handsome guy with dark skin and light hair was eating lobster with several children who looked about seven or eight years old. Everyone had a pair of scissors. Except for a little boy with glasses who handled it well, the other three The food was crappy.

Crayfish!

There are actually crayfish here!

...the crayfish I ate at Senior Sendo's before.

Mitsui's only spirit lifted up immediately, and he immediately said, "Boss, give me two servings of spicy crayfish."

The chubby boss smiled and said: "We only have saltwater crayfish here, which have just become popular recently and are very popular in China."

A serving of crayfish is only five, and the price is [-] yen.Mitsui felt that two servings were not enough, so he ordered twenty servings at once.

Yukimura Seichi has never eaten crayfish, but he is inexplicably looking forward to this kind of food... Well, the popular food in China must be delicious.

He stocked up a lot of Chinese chili sauce at home.

After a while, the fat boss brought crayfish one by one, filling the table, and also gave Yukimura and Mitsui a pair of scissors.

Yukimura picked up the scissors and tried to cut off one of the lobster's pincers, but Yui Mitsui didn't take the scissors and said, "If you still need to use scissors to eat crayfish, can you still feel like eating crayfish?"

A fat-headed boy next to him was unconvinced: "How can you eat without scissors?"

"Use your hands."

Mitsui asked for gloves. After putting them on, he unscrewed the head of the crayfish, and then slowly peeled off the tail from the side according to the pattern. After eating one, he put the shell together again and put it on an empty plate.

One by one, Yukimura on the opposite side was too embarrassed to use scissors... It's like riding a bicycle without adding two more wheels, but it feels like there is a cycling master by my side.

The fat-headed boy looked at her movements and said, "Wow, it's amazing, it's like you haven't eaten after eating."

The freckled boy also put down the scissors and began to imitate her.

The dark-skinned handsome guy smiled and said, "This way of eating lobsters is called slashing the lobster. There's nothing left inside, but it still looks whole."

Mitsui Yui paused and continued to eat.

The short-haired girl asked her: "Sister, do you usually eat lobster?"

"I've eaten a few times before."

"Then why can you eat so whole? Even Mr. Amuro and Conan can't do it. Is my sister a surgeon?"

The boy with glasses who had been eating shrimp in silence glanced at Yui Mitsui's movements and guessed, "I guess this sister often does things like sculpture."

The answer is correct, you are all primary school students, why are you so good?

Mitsui asked rhetorically, "Don't you think I'm a surgeon?"

The boy with glasses shook his head: "I don't think so."

"Yuantai, you knocked over the soy sauce bottle!"

"Feel sorry--"

Yui Mitsui didn't have time to ask why, the topic had already been changed by the overturned soy sauce bottle.

When it was cleaned up, Mitsui Yui looked at the fat-headed boy named Genta with a look of disappointment because of his mistake, and comforted him: "Kojima-kun, I invite you to eat as much lobster as you like."

"Sister, is this okay?"

"It's okay, take whatever you want."

Mitsui Yui took out the black card in the bag, which was given to her by Mitsui Yui, and she took it out.

Mitsui's family is currently busy cleaning up the white paper, and has no time to deal with the black card. When she thinks about it, she will definitely seal the card. Before that, she will spend more, as much as she can.

Under Yui Mitsui's "generosity", the children were no longer polite.

After eating and drinking, Yuan Tai lay happily on the table and lazily said: "Although watching superheroes today is very unhappy, but my sister invited us to eat lobster, I am really happy."

Mitsui Yui asked: "Have you also watched "Avengers 3"?"

Ayumi nodded: "I saw it, but it's so sad, my favorite Spider-Man died."

Mitsuhiko: "The Winter Soldier is dead, too."

Yuan Tai: "Hawkeye is dead too, I'm so envious that he can fly."

Conan, the boy with eyes, reminded: "Yuantai, that's Falcon, not Hawkeye, you're a fake fan if you call it wrong."

Yui Mitsui glanced at Yukimura meaningfully, Yukimura, who is also a fan of Marvel like Genta, immediately pretended not to know... who am I, where am I, did I say that?nonexistent.

When it was time to pay the bill, Yui Mitsui handed over his black card, and the chubby clerk shook his head: "We only accept cash here, we don't use cards, and we haven't seen your card before, which bank is it from?"

Yui Mitsui: "...Sakura Bank."

Yukimura: "..."

other people:"……"

In the end, Yukimura and Amuro gave in to each other, and finally each paid half of it.

When saying goodbye, Conan stared at her for a long time, and suddenly said to her: "Sister, lower your head a little."

She thought Conan had something to say to her, but Conan tore off a button-like thing from the collar behind her neck.

"This is?"

Conan asked her: "Sister, where did you get this thing?"

"...I don't know, is it a decoration on the clothes?"

It doesn't look like much.

"Is this dress only for today?"

"Ah."

Conan thought for a moment, then said, "Can you lend me this for a few days? I will return it to you."

Mitsui Yui nodded.

...This kid doesn't look like a kid.

Although she can act like a baby and call her sister, but when she is not talking, she acts like an adult.

Although she said she didn't have to pay it back, Conan still left her cell phone number.

On the way back, Mitsui Yui drank Coke and suddenly said with emotion: "...Today is like a nightmare. It turns out that an invincible hero will also fail."

Yukimura said lightly: "Not this time, they have all failed before."

Yui Mitsui thought about it, and it seemed to be true.

Iron Man suffered bad crimes before he was not Iron Man, and he often suffers after becoming Iron Man.

Captain America was physically weak at the beginning, but he was dragged down by his physique when he served the country. He became stronger after taking medicine, but he was also abused many times.

Doctor Strange was injured and could no longer hold a scalpel, and he worked hard to become the supreme mage of a generation.

Black Panther also strengthened his determination after experiencing doubts about his father and confusion about choices.

... No one is born strong and invincible.

The reason why superheroes become superheroes is not only because of their powerful abilities, but also because they all have firm beliefs.

...Just like when Captain America was wanted by the whole world, he never gave up.

"Yukimura-kun, do you believe that the dead Avengers will come back?"

"Of course."

"Will they win?"

"meeting."

He smiles, as sure as he is the director of a Marvel movie.

Yui Mitsui thought it was a bit funny, but his mood was not that bad anymore.

The author has something to say

Today I read on Weibo that a store in Yokohama, Japan sells crayfish, 5 crayfish for 75 yuan, cut and eaten with scissors... I was a little touched, so I wrote it in.

The next chapter is online, please don’t think that the uncle is weak, I am a little sad to say that, thinking about it, he is only 18 years old, and he has tried his best to do his best, but after all, some things can’t be done all at once, he doesn’t know it at all Who is Dechuan Zhenwu, and what kind of grievances he has with him, but he will definitely handle it well. . .Tokugawa-san has been paving the way since Chapter 1. It is impossible to hang up within two or three chapters, and there are still some issues that have not been explained.

As Su Wen, but it can't be regarded as a cool article, I really feel that I can't stand it, I can only say that if you don't dislike it, then please help to support this cool article.

There is no abuse here, and the focus is on developing emotional dramas. Uncle, Brother Cun, Brother Zheng... After talking about the deer bumping into each other in ten chapters, how many chapters have you read?