The male god was tricked by me again today

Netizen Zhengtu is Xingchen also used Jixiang's photo of "MVP of the Dog World" as his profile picture.

Yui Mitsui and the other party met on the Internet when they graduated from elementary school. At that time, he added him as a friend by chance. They chat occasionally, but they have never met each other so far.

Even after seven years, she didn't even know the real name and age of the other party.

I actually borrowed [-] yen from a netizen whom I have never met!That netizen actually lent it to her!

Yui Mitsui looked at Fuji Shusuke who was driving, and explained: "When I went to buy pants for Yukimura-kun this morning, I didn't have any money in the balance of my mobile phone, so I sent a message to borrow 5000 yuan from you, and I didn't notice that you were with me The avatars of netizens are the same. You can lend me five thousand first, and I will pay him back."

Bu Er's speed is always moving forward smoothly, just like his character.

"Xiao Wei."

"Ok?"

"I don't like other people using the same avatar as me."

Mitsui Yui stared blankly at Fujisuke's blue eyes and raised eyebrows, he would only show that expression when he was very serious.

"That's so impersonal."

If you give me the same as you give others, then the expected value will drop a lot.

... and nothing special.

In the next second, the two curved crescents came back again.

Mitsui Wei didn't say a word, thinking to himself, he doesn't know that Zhengtu is a star, so what does it matter if the avatar is the same?

When the movie theater arrived, Buer Zhouzhu parked the car, took out his mobile phone, quickly transferred 5000 yuan to her, and tapped her forehead lightly with his finger: "As a thank you, you have to retake my exclusive profile picture. "

The word "exclusive" was deliberately emphasized.

Yui Mitsui remembered for a moment Mitsui Shou pointed to his little underpants and said to his cousin Yumi Miyamoto when he was young: "This is my exclusive, you are not allowed to see it."

The cousin always teased him flatteringly: "Stinky boy, you made me anxious, take away all your underpants."

Probably every boy is full of childlike innocence, especially the type like Fujisuke.

Gentle personality, not impatient, always smiling, speaking softly, making people feel like spring breeze.Also a little mischievous, like a little prank.

"no problem."

Yui Mitsui readily agreed, and was thinking about what kind of look he should put on Jixiang when he went back, which would be more creative.

She lowered her head and fiddled with her mobile phone, and transferred [-] yen to Zhengtu Xingchen.

Zhengtu is probably playing with his mobile phone, almost instantly replying:【Has the matter been resolved? 】

Yui Mitsui replied: [Thank you Zhengsang, I hope that person accepts my apology and won't be so angry again. 】

Not angry at all...should be unlikely.

Although I don't know what Yukimura Seiichi is like, but tearing his pants and making him look ugly in public, and seeing his foolishness and his underwear, normal men would care about it.

But forget it, those pants cost her nearly 5000 yen... she didn't get a job, her income was zero, and she was in debt of [-] yuan.

If Yukimura Seiichi didn't forgive her, she wouldn't feel so guilty.

Zhengtu asked her again: [Did you get into trouble again today? 】

She thought it was a bit embarrassing at first, and she didn't really want to say it, but when she thought that she was a netizen anyway and would not meet in reality, she didn't care.

She was feeding the Guoguang rabbit with one hand, and it was difficult to type with the mobile phone in one hand, and it was inconvenient to free up her hand to type, so she asked: [Zhengsang, is it convenient for you to listen to the voice now? 】

【Can. 】

"I was going to interview for a part-time job today, but I accidentally damaged a boy's... clothes on the way, and then we went to the nearby Akashi department store. I bought clothes for him on the eighth floor, and he waited for me at the bottom , The elevator broke down when I got down..."

Although they are just netizens, after all they have known each other for so many years, Zhengtu is Xingchen obviously knows Mitsui Yui's urination very well.

【Why is he waiting in the toilet instead of going with you?Didn't you damage his jacket, but his trousers? 】

Hitting the nail on the head, she could only reply with a smile in embarrassment.

The journey is that the stars are not over yet, so he asked again: [How is the interview result? 】

"Being deceived, the Atobe family does not have such a part-time job as a swimming pool plumber."

On the journey, Xingchen came over with a sweat-wiping expression.

Yui Mitsui sighed: "I can't find a serious job at all. It seems that I can only get very lucky when I do some shady activities. I'm thinking about whether to go back to my old business and go to a pachinko shop to do some small things." steel ball—"

Bu'er Zhou Zhu heard that he opened his eyes and looked at her: "San, Jing, Wei."

Mitsui Yui smiled awkwardly, and immediately assured her: "I'm just joking, but don't be so serious."

Bu Er retracted his gaze, and said in a flat voice, "Don't even think about those things that violate laws and disciplines in the future."

"Yes, yes, I am law-abiding, and I will never break the law again." At the end, I remembered that the voice message sent to Zhengtu Xingchen had not been turned off, and a long paragraph was sent just like that.

Bu Er stopped the car and slowly rolled up the window: "We are here."

Yui Mitsui sent the last voice to bid farewell to Zhengtu Xingchen: "Zhengsang, I went to eat with my friends, let's talk next time. But then again, the Atobe house is really big, but why doesn't he need a swimming pool to fill the water?" What about work?"

After sending the voice, Yui Mitsui put the phone in his pocket, got out of the car, and saw Fuji Shusuke's resentful expression when he looked up.

"What's wrong with you?" What bad idea are you playing again?

"It's so nice to have a voice." Fuji Zhousuke slowly closed the car door, and said thoughtfully, "...Xiao Wei never talks to me."

"Why do we need to make voice calls when we often meet? I only speak with people who don't meet, because I won't meet anyway."

Fuji smiled slightly: "That's not necessarily true."

Tokyo, Akashi House.

Akashi Seijuro was still listening to the last sentence on the phone: "But why doesn't he need a swimming pool plumber?"

why?

He watched the water level drop rapidly around him blankly, and then slowly walked up from the spacious swimming pool.

——Because it has always been controlled automatically, not manually.

Including this time, Mitsui only watched "Titanic" three times.

She never liked disaster movies, so she could only eat popcorn in silence.

Fuji bought a bucket of popcorn, didn't eat a single grain, and watched the movie intently from beginning to end.

She watched him open two small crescents, staring at the screen intently, couldn't help leaning close to his ear and asked, "Haven't you seen this movie before?"

Fuji also whispered in her ear, "I've seen it four times, it's a very classic movie."

Being too close, her ears were itchy and hot from the blowing.

At this moment, the movie ushered in the most tragic and heroic moment.

Rose understands the meaning of life and decides to live with Jack's faith.

There was an uproar in the whole theater, and many girls had tears in their eyes, snuggling in the arms of their male companions.

Fuji said softly: "Even if it's an old movie that I've seen before, there may be new discoveries every time I watch it."

"Really? Do you make new discoveries every time?"

Mitsui Yui's eyes returned to the screen.

She watched Rose "put" Jack into the sea, and the moment Jack sank into the sea, unexpectedly, unexpectedly——

"Hey, Jack is spitting bubbles!"

She made a surprised sound, not too loud, but it immediately attracted the disgust of the audience in the back row: "The ones in front, can you not spoil the scenery!"

"sorry!"

After watching a movie, Yui Mitsui and Fuji walked around the surrounding shopping streets again, and Fuji proposed to eat signature desserts at the newly opened dessert shop here.

She was very moved, but still knew restraint: "I want to go back, let's go next time."

Seeing her expression of wanting to eat but having to hold back because she didn't bring any money, Fuji Zhouzhu couldn't help being in a good mood.

It was only at this time that one could faintly see a bit of tangled look on that plain face.

Of course, he also has his way.

He didn't want to disappoint her, let alone disappoint himself.

"Today there is an activity to collect likes and eat banana boats for free."

"...Then I'll go home later, my brother hasn't come back from a business trip anyway." Even if she is greedy, even if she is poor, she still wants to find other reasons for herself, "I want to see how popular I am." , how many likes can be collected."

As always, Bu Er boasted wildly: "Xiao Wei is very popular."

But when she went to the store and asked the clerk, she realized that the event had long since expired.

Thinking about it with her toes, she knew it was Fujisuke's kindness, but she really didn't want to owe him any more favors.

Just as he was about to ask Bu Er Zhou Zhu about it, the latter met an acquaintance in the store, and he was also a man with glasses with outstanding temperament.

"Tezuka, have you returned home?"

The glasses man Tezuka Kunimitsu nodded: "I just came back yesterday afternoon."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Mitsui Yui froze.

His voice was steady and low, with a bit of restrained arrogance at the end.

It's exactly the same as her brother Mitsui's voice.

Next to Tezuka Kunimitsu stood a red-haired boy in a tiger-skin striped coat.

The boy danced excitedly in front of Fuji Zhouzhu: "Hehe, you are the Fuji senior from Qingxue, I remembered!"

"It's Mr. Yuanshan."

Fuji Shusuke and Shiraishi Kuranosuke of Shitenbao Temple are good friends, and naturally he is also very familiar with Shiraishi's favored junior Toyama Kintaro.

But he was quite surprised by the combination of Tezuka and Kintaro.

Kintaro Toyama said self-consciously: "I ran to Tokyo to look for Echizen, and suddenly remembered that Echizen was still in the United States, and finally met Tezuka-senpai, it was great, Tezuka-senpai also invited me to eat dessert. "

Mitsui Yui was beside him silently complaining in his heart... How could it seem that this Tezuka-senpai was kidnapped by morality rather than willingly?

Toyama Kintaro continued to "spend money" for Tezuka generously: "Come on, Fuji-senpai, and this classmate, let's let Tezuka-senpai treat us to dessert together!"

"I want ten takoyaki, twenty cream puffs, ten strawberry puddings, ten..."

Kintaro Toyama didn't think about Tezuka's wallet at all, and ordered a long string of dim sum without any hesitation.

Even though Yui Mitsui can eat very well, he feels that Kintaro Toyama ordered too much. This appetite surpassed that of a power forward named Hanamichi Sakuragi in Mitsui Hisashi's previous team.

...Sure enough, all redheads are hungry monsters.

Mitsui Yui ordered a bowl of the cheapest mango ice, Fuji Shusuke and Tezuka Kunimitsu each ordered a cup of coffee.

While waiting for the meal, Fuji took out a bag of grass-flavored rabbit biscuits from his pocket and handed it to Tezuka: "This is a thank you gift for Tezuka."

"I want to eat too! I want to eat too!"

Toyama Kintaro scrambles for the rabbit food, which makes Mitsui unable to bear to look directly at him.

Fuji gave him a bag again "generously", and also got a good person card from Kintaro Toyama.

When the waiter brought the bill, Tezuka took out his wallet and prepared to pay. When his slender fingers opened the zipper of the wallet, what he got was not banknotes, but a piece of white soft——

His glasses suddenly reflected light.

"What is this? Senior Tezuka's handkerchief?" Kintaro Toyama reached out and snatched the thing from Tezuka's hand, and tore it open curiously...

"Stop it, Toyama-kun—"