The male god was tricked by me again today
Chapter 2 Elevator tragedy
Yui Mitsui turned on the flashlight function of the phone, and by the light, saw the emergency number next to the emergency button, but the place was deeply scratched, the number was worn out and the numbers were hard to read, it must have been a long time since no one came to repair it.
...but the scratches are new.
She thought for a while, and remembered that this place was not far from Buer Zhou's home.On the first day she came to Tokyo last year, Fujisuke took her to eat the conveyor belt sushi on the third floor.
So she dialed Fujisuke's cell phone.
Connected after ten seconds.
When she asked him for something, she said good things first as usual: "Fudu, the most handsome and kind-hearted man in the world, can you do me a little favor?"
Bu Er Zhou Zhu smiled lightly and said, "What trouble did you get into again?"
His voice was neither high nor low, pure and soft because he had been basking in the sun all morning with the cactus.
Yui Mitsui was going to tell the truth, but she thought again, how could she tell the truth to a black-bellied person like Shusuke Fuji?
She jumped on someone else's ass?
And then ripped other people's pants?
Still stuck in an elevator while shopping for pants?
Although it was really just an accident, it would only get darker and darker.
"It's like this. A new friend called me for help, but I'm about to go to the Adobe Foundation for an interview for a part-time job. I can't get away. His mobile phone is dead. I hope you can help me save him. Bring him a pair of pants."
Yui Mitsui thought for a while, Shusuke Fuji and Seiichi Yukimura were similar in physique, but their butt seemed to be smaller, and I don't know if Yukimura can tie it up.
"You remember to wear a pair of looser pants... Yes, Yukimura-kun is from Rikkai University, with blue-purple hair, um, you know him?..."
After Yui Mitsui hung up the phone, he felt a little bit emotional, the world is so small, Fuji Shusuke and Yukimura Seichi knew each other, and they were still good friends.
Anyway, it would be great if Yukimura-kun had pants on.
"Sir, can you stop for a moment?"
Yui Mitsui put his mobile phone in his pocket, folded his arms around his chest, and looked expressionlessly at the strong black young man who was desperately smashing the door to destroy the elevator.
In fact, the electricity in the elevator was cut off, and the flashlight was turned off, so she couldn't see anything, but the sound of the strong black youth banging on the door was really too loud.
"I can't do it—I can't, I'm going, ah—"
Those who didn't know thought he was doing some kind of shameful elevator play.
"Please calm down!"
"Wooden hands, wooden hands—"
"What happened to the wooden hand?"
Who is the wooden hand?
"The wooden hand gave me medicine, I...I can't do it anymore, I'm going—"
...This sounds so misleading, can you change it to a less dirty wording?
Be elegant, not dirty.
"Talk slowly, what happened to your wooden hand? What kind of medicine was given, and what are you trying to do now that you are so anxious?"
Mitsui Yui tried his best to comfort him with a gentle and calm tone, after all, the black and strong young man was in a state of extreme runaway.
"Mu Shou added concentrated senna to the bitter gourd cake! I can't hold it anymore, I want a tuba! Immediately! Immediately! I want a tuba now!"
Mitsui Yui also became anxious after a brief moment of bewilderment.
"Please don't... get on in the elevator."
This will leave a shadow on her for the rest of her life, "Hurry up to inhale, tighten your stomach, lift your hips, and someone will come to rescue you soon!"
Please, hold on to it, and don't get stuck on your body.
The strong black man grabbed Yui Mitsui's shoulder in a panic, shook it vigorously, and said in pain: "No, I can't help it, I'm going to squeeze it out!"
Yui Mitsui turned up the volume and ordered: "Hold it!"
She made a decisive decision and called Fuji Shusuke's cell phone again, this time completely ignoring the fact that she had to hide the fact that she tore Yukimura's pants.
"No two, leave Yukimura-kun alone, hurry up and save me! Someone is going to get big in the TF elevator of Akashi Department Store!!!"
Bu Er Zhou Zhu on the other side of the phone was also overwhelmed by thunder, but he still remained calm and said, "Let him restrain himself, I'll be right there."
With the light of the mobile phone, Mitsui Yui saw the black and strong young man enduring in pain. He pressed his butt against the elevator door in an attempt to block the chrysanthemum (beep——) flower that was about to burst out.
Mitsui Yuishi thought that she would never come to Akashi Department Store again, let alone take the TF elevator.
After waiting for almost 15 minutes, there was a knocking sound outside the elevator door.
"Xiao Wei, are you in there?"
It was Fuji Shusuke's voice.
Mitsui almost cried with joy: "I'm here."
Heizhuang young man became emotional when he heard the voice outside, he pushed Mitsui away and shouted: "Open the door, I'm suffocating!"
The elevator repairman was very efficient and quickly opened the door. However, he was unlucky. Just as he opened the door, he was knocked down by a strong black youth who flew out and stomped on his face.
The strong light flooded in, and Yui Mitsui's pupils were stimulated to narrow for an instant, and in the next second, a pair of hands gently covered her eyes.
The palms of these hands had thin calluses left by holding rackets all the year round, covering her eyelids, they were warm and very hot.
She remembered that it was said in the book that after being in the dark for a long time, she couldn't look directly at the white light immediately.
After a while, those hands moved away, and what caught my eyes was Fujisuke's clear smiling face.
"Are you okay, Xiao Wei?"
Yui Mitsui squeezed the paper bag in his hand: "I'm fine, let's hurry up and send pants to Yukimura-kun."
Although Shusuke Fuji also brought a pair of pants, Yui Mitsui decided to compensate Seiichi Yukimura with the newly bought pants.
The elevator happened to stop on the second floor, and she and Fujisuke found the toilet.
This time, with Fujisuke around, Mitsui Yui stopped at the door of the men's toilet, and Fujii took the trousers in instead of her.
"Yukimura, where are you?"
Fuji Zhousuke's voice was not loud, but it was guaranteed that everyone in every compartment could hear it.
"Click——"
One of the compartment doors was opened a little.
From Mitsui Yui's point of view, he happened to see Yukimura's outstretched hand with strong bones.
He took the paper bag to thank him and said, "Thank you, Buer."
Fuji still had crooked eyebrows: "Yukimura and I don't have to be polite."
...The two handsome men with impeccable faces, the situation is harmonious and beautiful.
Mitsui Yuishin thought, if it was not in the toilet, but in other places, it would be so healing.
"Get out of the way, I'm going!"
Just as she was feeling emotional, she suddenly heard the voice of the black and strong young man in the elevator, coming from far and near, quickly.
Before she even had time to react, she saw a gust of black wind rushing into the men's room with a roar.
"Amazing."
She reached out and brushed her long hair messed up by the black wind.
The black and strong young man ran several laps on the second floor of the basement where he was unfamiliar, and finally broke through the maze and found the toilet.
After quickly looking around for a week, he found that every cubicle in the toilet was full. He was just about to jump up and down again, when he suddenly stared at the cubicle where Seiichi Yukimura was.
...the door doesn't seem to be closed properly.
The corner of Mitsui Yui's mouth twitched: "God, he didn't mean to—"
"Kangdang——"
The door was slammed open—
The door was facing Yui Mitsui, and Yui Mitsui who was dumbfounded looked at Seiichi Yukimura who was also dumbfounded.
One of his legs was inserted into his trousers, and the other long bare leg was stretching into it——
This posture is undoubtedly defenseless.
No, even if he tried his best, he would definitely not be able to compete with a strong black youth who weighed two hundred pounds.
The strong black youth made a move against the heavens.
Mitsui will never forget this move.
With two fat hands, he took out Yukimura Seiichi's whole body.
Not pulling, not pulling, not tugging, not dragging, not carrying, not hugging.
——Yes!
Using this graceful posture, he brought Yukimura out and threw it on the ground again.
Yukimura's expression was so calm that it was frightening, but it was set off by his half-covered cute little yellow duck underwear.
Fuji Zhouzhu came over and said, "Xiao Wei, let's go first."
"Yukimura-kun—"
"Yukimura is fine, maybe he has something to deal with later." Fujisuke reminded her again: "Aren't you going to the Atobe's house for a job interview today?"
Mitsui Yuishi remembered the purpose of this trip: "Oops, I completely forgot!"
The time agreed on the Internet was ten o'clock in the morning, and it's already past now. I don't know if there is any hope for her to go now.
"Then I'll take you there, I'll drive over."
Mitsui Yui asked suspiciously: "Isn't your home very close to here? It's fine to walk here, why do you have to drive here?"
Fuji Zhousuke slowly opened his icy blue eyes, and said softly, "Because I don't want you to wait for me a second longer."
Mitsui was a little dazed looking at his sudden serious expression, and the next second bent into two familiar crescents: "I brought Guoguang too, he is in the car now."
"You brought Kunimitsu?" Upon hearing Guomitsu's name, Yui Mitsui's golden eyes lit up. "I haven't seen Kunimitsu for a long time. I miss him so much. Is he in good health now?"
"He was not very energetic for a while after the birth control operation, but now he has gradually recovered. He should be very happy to see Xiao Wei."
Yui Mitsui nodded and said: "Of course, Kunimitsu likes me the most, but birth control surgery is indeed too cruel for males, but I believe that the strong Kunimitsu should have recovered from the blow."
……
A quarter of an hour later, Tian Renzhihui, a black and strong young man who had lost consciousness, fell on the toilet, foaming at the mouth and staring blankly.
Yukimura Seiichi glanced at him coldly and walked out of the toilet slowly.
Oh, dare to take him!
How dare you take him!
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he actually took him!
He touched the back pocket of his new trousers, and today he secretly put on the little yellow duck panties that his sister Yukimura Hanari had given him earlier on a whim.
The little yellow duck is indeed cute and cute, but as long as he knows this kind of cuteness, it will be fine. If others see it in public, he will feel bad all over.
...but the scratches are new.
She thought for a while, and remembered that this place was not far from Buer Zhou's home.On the first day she came to Tokyo last year, Fujisuke took her to eat the conveyor belt sushi on the third floor.
So she dialed Fujisuke's cell phone.
Connected after ten seconds.
When she asked him for something, she said good things first as usual: "Fudu, the most handsome and kind-hearted man in the world, can you do me a little favor?"
Bu Er Zhou Zhu smiled lightly and said, "What trouble did you get into again?"
His voice was neither high nor low, pure and soft because he had been basking in the sun all morning with the cactus.
Yui Mitsui was going to tell the truth, but she thought again, how could she tell the truth to a black-bellied person like Shusuke Fuji?
She jumped on someone else's ass?
And then ripped other people's pants?
Still stuck in an elevator while shopping for pants?
Although it was really just an accident, it would only get darker and darker.
"It's like this. A new friend called me for help, but I'm about to go to the Adobe Foundation for an interview for a part-time job. I can't get away. His mobile phone is dead. I hope you can help me save him. Bring him a pair of pants."
Yui Mitsui thought for a while, Shusuke Fuji and Seiichi Yukimura were similar in physique, but their butt seemed to be smaller, and I don't know if Yukimura can tie it up.
"You remember to wear a pair of looser pants... Yes, Yukimura-kun is from Rikkai University, with blue-purple hair, um, you know him?..."
After Yui Mitsui hung up the phone, he felt a little bit emotional, the world is so small, Fuji Shusuke and Yukimura Seichi knew each other, and they were still good friends.
Anyway, it would be great if Yukimura-kun had pants on.
"Sir, can you stop for a moment?"
Yui Mitsui put his mobile phone in his pocket, folded his arms around his chest, and looked expressionlessly at the strong black young man who was desperately smashing the door to destroy the elevator.
In fact, the electricity in the elevator was cut off, and the flashlight was turned off, so she couldn't see anything, but the sound of the strong black youth banging on the door was really too loud.
"I can't do it—I can't, I'm going, ah—"
Those who didn't know thought he was doing some kind of shameful elevator play.
"Please calm down!"
"Wooden hands, wooden hands—"
"What happened to the wooden hand?"
Who is the wooden hand?
"The wooden hand gave me medicine, I...I can't do it anymore, I'm going—"
...This sounds so misleading, can you change it to a less dirty wording?
Be elegant, not dirty.
"Talk slowly, what happened to your wooden hand? What kind of medicine was given, and what are you trying to do now that you are so anxious?"
Mitsui Yui tried his best to comfort him with a gentle and calm tone, after all, the black and strong young man was in a state of extreme runaway.
"Mu Shou added concentrated senna to the bitter gourd cake! I can't hold it anymore, I want a tuba! Immediately! Immediately! I want a tuba now!"
Mitsui Yui also became anxious after a brief moment of bewilderment.
"Please don't... get on in the elevator."
This will leave a shadow on her for the rest of her life, "Hurry up to inhale, tighten your stomach, lift your hips, and someone will come to rescue you soon!"
Please, hold on to it, and don't get stuck on your body.
The strong black man grabbed Yui Mitsui's shoulder in a panic, shook it vigorously, and said in pain: "No, I can't help it, I'm going to squeeze it out!"
Yui Mitsui turned up the volume and ordered: "Hold it!"
She made a decisive decision and called Fuji Shusuke's cell phone again, this time completely ignoring the fact that she had to hide the fact that she tore Yukimura's pants.
"No two, leave Yukimura-kun alone, hurry up and save me! Someone is going to get big in the TF elevator of Akashi Department Store!!!"
Bu Er Zhou Zhu on the other side of the phone was also overwhelmed by thunder, but he still remained calm and said, "Let him restrain himself, I'll be right there."
With the light of the mobile phone, Mitsui Yui saw the black and strong young man enduring in pain. He pressed his butt against the elevator door in an attempt to block the chrysanthemum (beep——) flower that was about to burst out.
Mitsui Yuishi thought that she would never come to Akashi Department Store again, let alone take the TF elevator.
After waiting for almost 15 minutes, there was a knocking sound outside the elevator door.
"Xiao Wei, are you in there?"
It was Fuji Shusuke's voice.
Mitsui almost cried with joy: "I'm here."
Heizhuang young man became emotional when he heard the voice outside, he pushed Mitsui away and shouted: "Open the door, I'm suffocating!"
The elevator repairman was very efficient and quickly opened the door. However, he was unlucky. Just as he opened the door, he was knocked down by a strong black youth who flew out and stomped on his face.
The strong light flooded in, and Yui Mitsui's pupils were stimulated to narrow for an instant, and in the next second, a pair of hands gently covered her eyes.
The palms of these hands had thin calluses left by holding rackets all the year round, covering her eyelids, they were warm and very hot.
She remembered that it was said in the book that after being in the dark for a long time, she couldn't look directly at the white light immediately.
After a while, those hands moved away, and what caught my eyes was Fujisuke's clear smiling face.
"Are you okay, Xiao Wei?"
Yui Mitsui squeezed the paper bag in his hand: "I'm fine, let's hurry up and send pants to Yukimura-kun."
Although Shusuke Fuji also brought a pair of pants, Yui Mitsui decided to compensate Seiichi Yukimura with the newly bought pants.
The elevator happened to stop on the second floor, and she and Fujisuke found the toilet.
This time, with Fujisuke around, Mitsui Yui stopped at the door of the men's toilet, and Fujii took the trousers in instead of her.
"Yukimura, where are you?"
Fuji Zhousuke's voice was not loud, but it was guaranteed that everyone in every compartment could hear it.
"Click——"
One of the compartment doors was opened a little.
From Mitsui Yui's point of view, he happened to see Yukimura's outstretched hand with strong bones.
He took the paper bag to thank him and said, "Thank you, Buer."
Fuji still had crooked eyebrows: "Yukimura and I don't have to be polite."
...The two handsome men with impeccable faces, the situation is harmonious and beautiful.
Mitsui Yuishin thought, if it was not in the toilet, but in other places, it would be so healing.
"Get out of the way, I'm going!"
Just as she was feeling emotional, she suddenly heard the voice of the black and strong young man in the elevator, coming from far and near, quickly.
Before she even had time to react, she saw a gust of black wind rushing into the men's room with a roar.
"Amazing."
She reached out and brushed her long hair messed up by the black wind.
The black and strong young man ran several laps on the second floor of the basement where he was unfamiliar, and finally broke through the maze and found the toilet.
After quickly looking around for a week, he found that every cubicle in the toilet was full. He was just about to jump up and down again, when he suddenly stared at the cubicle where Seiichi Yukimura was.
...the door doesn't seem to be closed properly.
The corner of Mitsui Yui's mouth twitched: "God, he didn't mean to—"
"Kangdang——"
The door was slammed open—
The door was facing Yui Mitsui, and Yui Mitsui who was dumbfounded looked at Seiichi Yukimura who was also dumbfounded.
One of his legs was inserted into his trousers, and the other long bare leg was stretching into it——
This posture is undoubtedly defenseless.
No, even if he tried his best, he would definitely not be able to compete with a strong black youth who weighed two hundred pounds.
The strong black youth made a move against the heavens.
Mitsui will never forget this move.
With two fat hands, he took out Yukimura Seiichi's whole body.
Not pulling, not pulling, not tugging, not dragging, not carrying, not hugging.
——Yes!
Using this graceful posture, he brought Yukimura out and threw it on the ground again.
Yukimura's expression was so calm that it was frightening, but it was set off by his half-covered cute little yellow duck underwear.
Fuji Zhouzhu came over and said, "Xiao Wei, let's go first."
"Yukimura-kun—"
"Yukimura is fine, maybe he has something to deal with later." Fujisuke reminded her again: "Aren't you going to the Atobe's house for a job interview today?"
Mitsui Yuishi remembered the purpose of this trip: "Oops, I completely forgot!"
The time agreed on the Internet was ten o'clock in the morning, and it's already past now. I don't know if there is any hope for her to go now.
"Then I'll take you there, I'll drive over."
Mitsui Yui asked suspiciously: "Isn't your home very close to here? It's fine to walk here, why do you have to drive here?"
Fuji Zhousuke slowly opened his icy blue eyes, and said softly, "Because I don't want you to wait for me a second longer."
Mitsui was a little dazed looking at his sudden serious expression, and the next second bent into two familiar crescents: "I brought Guoguang too, he is in the car now."
"You brought Kunimitsu?" Upon hearing Guomitsu's name, Yui Mitsui's golden eyes lit up. "I haven't seen Kunimitsu for a long time. I miss him so much. Is he in good health now?"
"He was not very energetic for a while after the birth control operation, but now he has gradually recovered. He should be very happy to see Xiao Wei."
Yui Mitsui nodded and said: "Of course, Kunimitsu likes me the most, but birth control surgery is indeed too cruel for males, but I believe that the strong Kunimitsu should have recovered from the blow."
……
A quarter of an hour later, Tian Renzhihui, a black and strong young man who had lost consciousness, fell on the toilet, foaming at the mouth and staring blankly.
Yukimura Seiichi glanced at him coldly and walked out of the toilet slowly.
Oh, dare to take him!
How dare you take him!
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he actually took him!
He touched the back pocket of his new trousers, and today he secretly put on the little yellow duck panties that his sister Yukimura Hanari had given him earlier on a whim.
The little yellow duck is indeed cute and cute, but as long as he knows this kind of cuteness, it will be fine. If others see it in public, he will feel bad all over.
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