The male god was tricked by me again today

At [-]:[-] p.m., seven precious colored gemstones are exhibited in Beimian Private Exhibition Hall, among which the ruby ​​pupil fire and the topaz evening eye are the most precious.

"Mitsui-san, do you know? Legend has it that these seven gems were accessories for the crown of Ariadne, his human wife, given by Dionysus, the god of wine. After Ariadne's death, these gems became heavenly Coronus of the North."

"Heh..." Yui Mitsui yawned undisguisedly, obviously not very interested in the Greek mythology that Kaito Kuroba told.

"Is it boring? Your attitude makes me very frustrated."

Kuroba Kaito rested his hands behind his head, looked at Suzuki Jirokichi who had a serious face in the middle of the exhibition pool in the distance, and silently planned the plan for tonight.

"It's not bad, but I prefer the story of Venus and Adonis." Yui Mitsui had recited Shakespeare's poem from the Auditor's Department, so he naturally had a good impression of these two.

"Adonis was a decent person during his lifetime." Kuroba Kaito said after a pause, "But after his death, he was not decent. Zeus ruled that he spent one-third of his time with the Empress and one-third of his time with the Goddess of Beauty. , a third of the time with Zeus."

"..."

"However, it's good to stand on three legs like this. Adonis should be able to breathe a little bit." Kaito Kuroba saw Yui Mitsui's brows slightly frowned, and couldn't help shaking his hand in front of her twice, "What's wrong?"

"Adonis doesn't like Venus? Huh? What are you doing—"

Being hit hard on the forehead, Yui Mitsui covered his head and stared at Kaito Kuroba, who looked at her with an idiotic look: "Who told you?"

"Didn't they love each other very much? Adonis didn't immediately accept Venus's intention because of the dignity of a man—"

"That's not right." Kaito Kuroba thought that this must be the wrong idea conveyed to her by Yui Mitsui's wealthy boyfriend in the rumor, "Adonis, he only likes a free life."

"Xiao Wei! We are here!"

Just as Kaito Kuroba was correcting Yui Mitsui's cognitive mistakes, Sonoko Suzuki's voice sounded at the right time, and the two turned their heads at the same time, and saw Mori Ran and Conan Edogawa.

"Yonko, Xiaolan, Conan-kun, hello."

When Suzuki Sonoko saw the handsome Kuroba Kaito next to Yui Mitsui, he couldn't help but shine his eyes, and looked between the two with ambiguous eyes: "Xiao Wei, you have enlightened, and finally figured out that Keigo Atobe himself Liankuang has been replaced, the new boyfriend is very handsome."

"Sonoko, he's not my new boyfriend—"

Yui Mitsui was eager to clear up the misunderstanding, but Sonoko Suzuki, who had a deep prejudice against Atobe, didn't listen at all. Instead, he looked at Kaito Kuroba seriously, "But this guy looks like Shinichi."

Although Kaito Kuroba has deliberately fixed part of his hair with hairspray, the two still look very similar.

The moment Mao Lilan saw Kaito Kuroba, she inevitably thought of her "incompetent" detective boyfriend.For some reason, since she confessed to Kaito Kuroba that day, her boyfriend sent her more and more text messages, and even sent him an inexplicable sentence last night: [The moonlight is beautiful tonight, you tweeted Open the window and have a look. 】

It was completely unlike what Xinyi would say, so she was not moved, and thought that Xinyi had lost his phone, so she immediately called to confirm the authenticity.

"Brother Heiyu, is your face alright?"

Conan deliberately acted cute and approached Kuroba Kaito. He thought that he had a heavy task this time. Not only did he have to find out Kuroba Kaito's identity and ensure that he had nothing to do with Yuki Kimi, but he also had to keep an eye on Kaito Kid to prevent him from Take these seven gems away.Fortunately, he is now a child, which is enough to deceive others, "I'm really sorry about what happened last time."

"Oh, it's a kid." Kaito Kuroba, who knew himself and the enemy, touched Conan's head, and also showed a harmless smile of the big brother next door, "It's okay, brother is not angry."

It was the second time Mao Lilan saw Yui Mitsui and Kaito Kuroba walking together, but she knew that Yui Mitsui and Atobe were in a relationship, and the two had a deep relationship, so she asked her in a low voice: "Xiao Wei, Atobe-san Didn't come with you?"

"He still has some things to deal with today."

In fact, there is not a little thing in the trace department, but a lot of things to deal with.

Sure, he's efficient, but he's also a perfectionist.Seeing that the date of the fashion show is approaching, the best marketing plan is still not given.

Inviting supermodels is absolutely fine, but it also means that everyone else comes to see the models, and it is difficult to focus on this brand and product that has been born out of nowhere. upper class.Keigo Atobe's high-profile reputation, style of work, and cross-field choice of direction will inevitably attract many high-society people in Japan, but most of them will not come to see the product but to flatter the joke behind the surface.

For him, the product is fundamental, but not everything.

Yui Mitsui didn't know anything about the concept of branding. She really wanted to help Atobe with something, but she really didn't have the ability, so she kept silent and didn't make trouble.

"My uncle is here! Uncle Jirokichi, here, here!"

Suzuki Sonoko saw her uncle, who had been defeated repeatedly, approaching on crutches, and greeted him excitedly.

Suzuki Jirokichi, Conan and Mori Ran are old acquaintances, and Yui Mitsui was introduced to him by Akiko Atobe last time. After all, she is the current holder of the Topaz Twilight Eye.

As for Kuroba Kaito who met for the first time, Suzuki Jirokichi was stunned for a moment when he saw him.

... This feeling, this intense familiarity that I have never felt before.

For a moment he even forgot to say hello to the others.

"who are you?"

Kuroba Kaito and Suzuki Jirokichi have not seen each other for more than half a year, and they are still wondering how the old man has calmed down recently. It was only later that he found out that he had severe gout. Many extreme activities were suspended.

"Hello Suzuki-senpai, my name is Kaito Kuroba, and I'm Yui Mitsui's classmate."

It was the first time for Kuroba Kaito to introduce himself to Suzuki Jirokichi with his real identity. He thought that it would be impossible for the old man to recognize him, but he saw the other party's eyes were burning, and his eyes were locked on him.

Suzuki Jirokichi was still pondering over the deadly familiarity, it was obviously the first time they met, but it seemed like they were destined to know each other for many years.

During this time, he was bedridden with severe gout, which gave him a lot of leisure time to review and think about his life.He quit working a long time ago, and he assumed the title of consultant, and he hardly took any responsibility for the Suzuki consortium.Not starting a career, he also refused to start a family. Although he had many love affairs that ended without a disease, he never really stayed for anyone, and even forgot the faces of those women.

At this age, even his pet dog Lupine has passed away, and when he finds himself still alone, he can't help but doubt life. Twenty years ago, a woman called him and said that she had her son. At that time, he was playing with a parachute in the Sahara Desert. He hung up the phone in a hurry and forgot about it later.

Those things had been left behind by him for many years. Now that he thought about it, when he wanted to find the woman's contact information again, the other party's news had already disappeared.

When he saw Kuroba Kaito this time, he had a strong sense of familiarity with him, and wondered if this was the so-called mutual attraction in blood—could this child be his undesired son?

Calculating the time, it is almost this age.

He asked cautiously: "Student Kuroba, where does your father work?"

The first time Kuroba Kaito was asked about his father by his opponent, he was even more confused.Although my father is the generation of Phantom Thief, but according to the timeline, he should not know Suzuki Jirokichi.Could it be that someone pretended to be his father and had an intersection with Suzuki Jirokichi?

Despite this, Kaito Kuroba still told the truth: "My mother said that my father passed away in an accident." The word "accident" is very heavy, because this is not an accident at all.This is also the reason why he must inherit the name of Kidd. He wants to find out the real cause of Heiyu Pirate One's death and find out who is behind the scenes.

Suzuki Jirokichi, who didn't know the truth, felt more and more intense in his heart. He couldn't make a mistake, and he couldn't make a mistake this time!I had received a call from that woman in the Sahara Desert, and never replied to her at all. She must have been disappointed in him, so she told his son such desperate words that his father had passed away in an accident.He was sure that he heard correctly. When the young man talked about the accident, he bit the accent hard.Look at him again, his features are handsome, his figure is tall and straight, he is quite similar to himself when he was young.

Seeing Suzuki Jirokichi's eyes staring at him became more and more fiery, Kuroba Kaito couldn't stand it anymore, this couldn't be someone pretending to be Suzuki Jirokichi, right?Or is it that he has become smarter and suspects that he is Kaitou Kidd.

He wanted to ask Mitsui Yui to help him out, and the latter was already staring at the layout in the exhibition pool and studying: "In this way, can the Kaitou Kidd be caught?"

This is the first time for Yui Mitsui to visit the Gem Exhibition. It’s not that she didn’t have the chance to watch it before, but she was beaten half to death by Mitsui Yuhito because she lost the Eye of Twilight. Fear is no longer good.

And now, Eye of Dusk was quietly lying in the cabinet at the bottom of her pool, next to two rows of security guards holding tranquilizer guns.

"Of course, I used the most advanced technology this time, and I must catch him! This is the last challenge in my life!"

Suzuki Jirokichi said confidently, and he didn't forget to glance at Kaito Kuroba—wait and see, son, how powerful your father is, he is destined to capture Kaito Kid with his own hands.

Kuroba Kaito felt more and more guilty after being stared at by him - he couldn't really see something.Although I haven't missed a shot so far, I'm afraid that the fool will suddenly get enlightened.

"Senior Suzuki, have you been chasing Kidd for several years?" Yui Mitsui suddenly became curious about the story of the thief Kidd and Suzuki Jirokichi. She didn't pay attention to jewelry, so naturally she didn't pay much attention to the thief who stole the jewelry. Her twilight eyes were one of the baits that attracted Kidd, and she naturally consulted a lot of information about Kidd.

As soon as Kaitou Kidd was mentioned, Suzuki Jirokichi became as excited as if he had been beaten into chicken blood, and even threw his crutches aside: "That's right, my lifelong wish is to catch Kaitou Kidd, a brat who doesn't know what to do!"

Brat?Probably not.

Yui Mitsui looked around and glanced at the faces of every security guard: "Senior, have you ever thought that Kidd may be a woman, and at least a middle-aged lady."

"What did you say?!"

Suzuki Jirokichi has long believed that Kaito Kidd is a man, although he doesn't think he is less than 20 years old as he looks like, after all Kidd's reputation has been established many years ago, but he never thought that Kidd would be a middle-aged woman.

"Senior Suzuki, what I say next may be a bit offensive, it's all my reasoning."

"It's okay, you said."

Kaito Kuroba suddenly had an ominous premonition, and he really heard Yui Mitsui's irritating reasoning.

"Phantom Thief Kidd was very active 20 years ago, but suddenly disappeared ten years ago, and suddenly became active again a few years ago, and most of the targets were directed at the treasures exhibited by you, senior, but," Mitsui Yui's voice changed, "He returned most of those treasures or gave them to the people who were present every time. In other words, Senior Suzuki, you have not lost any property at all."

"That's true." Suzuki Jirokichi spent most of the funds on security equipment, and almost no treasure was lost.

"In the later stage, it was you who tried every means to search for treasures to attract Kidd to come and steal them." Yui Mitsui took a breath, and said a sand sculpture reasoning, "Have you ever thought that Kidd actually has a crush on you."

"What?"

The jaws of the group of people fell to the ground. Conan managed to stabilize his emotions and explained: "That's not the case, sister Xiaowei. I met Kidd. He is a boy."

"That's right, how could Mr. Kidd be Obasan!" As a fan of Kaitou Kidd, Suzuki Sonoko was a little annoyed when he heard such remarks, "Even if Mr. Kidd really likes men, he should not look down on Ji Langji Uncle is like this."

"Kid is good at changing appearance and voice, so so far, no one can prove that Kidd is a man or a woman, except Kaitou Kidd himself." Mitsui Yui patted Suzuki Sonoko on the shoulder, signaling her to calm down Come down, "Kidd stopped activities ten years ago, probably because she lost her lover and lost her goal of struggle, but after meeting Senior Suzuki, she rekindled her passion for stealing, I'm afraid it was because of drunkenness .”

Suzuki Jiroji: "This--this seems to make sense."

Suzuki Sonoko: "Mitsui Yui, stop talking nonsense."

Conan: "..." Finally, I have seen someone who can talk more than Mori Kogoro.

"Phantom Thief Kidd never hurt anyone in the process of stealing. Instead, she is gentle and polite. She will return the treasure after stealing it. Obviously, it is not for profit. As for fame, it should be even more impossible. There are so many museums in the world. , she wanted to become more famous and steal "Mona Lisa's Smile", but she didn't, her whereabouts almost revolved around Senior Suzuki—Senior Suzuki, have you ever considered your own truth to that monster thief? What about the attitude? Is there nothing else but chasing? After you catch her, what are you going to do with her?"

"Ah chirp—" Kaito Kuroba sneezed loudly, and quickly turned his face away.

Angry!

My incomparably handsome theft experience was artistically processed by Yui Mitsui and turned into a sand sculpture story of an infatuated Obasan who kept stealing and returning to appease his sweetheart in order to attract the attention of the overlord Ogisan.

The most terrible thing is that the plot before and after actually makes sense!

The most shocked one was Suzuki Jirokichi, after Mitsui Yui's touch, he actually felt that he couldn't answer her question.

That's right, after catching the Kaitou Kidd, what should I do with her?Kidd's crimes are enough for her to be imprisoned in her next life.I have been chasing her for a long time, and there is only one goal left in my life. Could it be that I just watched Kidd being arrested by the police and sent to jail?

If Kidd is a beautiful woman and is interested in her, will he still have the heart?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help staring at Kaito Kuroba - this young man who was suspected to be his son, although he had a strong intuition that this young man was his son, but it was just an intuition without any real meaning Evidence, he can't directly say that he will take him for a paternity test.He didn't take responsibility for his son, but now he wants to make it up.

I can only find a way to get some material from him first, and then hand it over to the agency for a paternity test.

Common methods for DNA paternity testing include blood sampling, oral cavity sampling, and hair follicle sampling. The first two are not suitable for black-box operations, only the last one.

Suzuki Jirokichi lived to be more than 70 years old, and it was the first time that he was racking his brains on this so-called family ethics issue-what if Kaitou Kidd is really a woman and has a crush on himself?What if Kuroba Kaito is his long-lost biological son?

And Jiroji Suzuki was staring at Kaito Kuroba, and I was even more surprised. Yui Mitsui's sand sculpture theory made sense, why Jiro Suzuki still doubted him?

"I don't care, Xiao Wei, if you talk about Master Kidd like that again, I will ignore you." Suzuki Sonoko resolutely opposed Mitsui's sand sculpture reasoning, "There are still 15 minutes until the time that Master Kidd said in the notice letter .”

Yui Mitsui coughed lightly, and looked at Suzuki Jirokichi: "Senior, does Kidd act alone every time?"

"She should not have an assistant. After all, it is to attract my attention, and I don't want to be distracted by others." Suzuki Jirokichi's self-substitution is very natural, which makes everyone except Mitsui feel sick.

"Master Kidd pretends to be one of them every time, and then steals things smoothly. It should be the same this time."

"That's it, alone... There is always something that one person can't do." Yui Mitsui counted the number of people, "We have six people here, and there are sixty security personnel, which happens to be an even number. Why don't we have two people?" A group of people supervises each other, so as to prevent Kaitou Kidd from taking the opportunity to replace someone's identity."

Kaito Kuroba nodded in praise: "Good idea, but how do we supervise it?"

"First of all, let's verify the authenticity of Kuroba-kun." Mitsui Yui said and pulled Kuroba Kaito's face vigorously, "Very good, the original face, it's not Kaitou Kidd pretending—unless you are Kaitou Kidd himself .”

Kuroba Kaito helplessly patted her hand away: "Stop messing around, Mitsui-san."

"Just kidding, you and Kaitou Kidd are not the same age." Mitsui Yui took out a small silver handcuff from his pocket, handcuffed one end to his hand, and shook the other end, "Ah Dr. Li kindly provided it, so you should be handcuffed with me, so Kaito Kidd shouldn’t be able to change people under my nose.”

"Wait!" Suzuki Jirokichi waved his hand, and looked at Kaito Kuroba with extremely enthusiastic eyes, "I'm on his team."

Suzuki Jirokichi temporarily changed his mind, and half of his attention to Phantom Thief Kid was diverted to Kuroba Kaito.

He had to increase his contact opportunities with Kaito Kuroba, so that he could get Kaito Kuroba's hair smoothly and use it for a paternity test.

"Ahem, I mean, if you need to go to the toilet or something, it's not convenient for you and Kuroba, Mitsui, so you should go with Sonoko." Suzuki Jirokichi's explanation made Kuroba Kaito feel even more puzzled, "Conan Just be in a group with Xiaolan, pass my order, and everyone who enters this art gallery will be bound in twos like this, do you hear me?"

"Uncle, there is a problem." Conan who hadn't said a word for a long time suddenly said, "If everyone is tied up like this, it will be very inconvenient to move around. If Kidd comes, there is no need to disguise as someone You can take the gems directly."

"Conan, you don't have to worry about this problem." Suzuki Jiro laughed loudly, "The glass cabinet displaying gems is made of damage-tolerant metal glass, and there is an iris recognition system on it. Only I can pass the recognition, even if Kidd comes in, don't worry about him being able to open the cabinet."

"You mean, this showcase uses damage-tolerant metal glass?" Yui Mitsui's mouth twitched, "All of them?"

Jiroji Suzuki nodded: "Of course, in order to catch Kidd, I will do whatever it takes."

"Okay." This can be regarded as true love.

Kid himself, Kaito Kuroba, who was "truly loved" by Suzuki Jirokichi, was looking at the Seven Gems of the Northern Crown intently.

From his point of view, he can see the exhibition pool immersed in the water. Seven colorful gemstones are arranged in a staggered manner. From a distance, it looks like a gorgeous crown.

He was thinking that when Dionysus, the god of wine, gave it to Ariadne, he must have been tender in his heart.

All the more so, then, that the stain on the crown should be wiped away.

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If Kidd knew that Uncle Suzuki suspected that he was his son, he would probably vomit blood.