Bizarre beater

Although everyone has worked together for a week, they haven't accumulated many good colleagues (most of them have small groups), and Zenyuan Naoya's popularity is particularly poor.

This story tells us that we must abandon the old dross, learn new ideas, and strive to be a new youth so that we will not be left behind by the times and society.

Regarding his nickname, the employees had a heated discussion, and the store manager finally decided on it as "Rainbow Pig".

When he saw the nameplate that had been prepared long ago, Gojo Satoru complained: "You don't intend to listen to our opinions at all, do you?"

Party B, Yunhe, was confident: "But I gave you the right to discuss."

After bullying the employees mercilessly, he announced the punishment for Zenyuan Naoya: "You will halve the price this week, and you cannot refuse any requests from customers, except for X services."

Dazai Osamu: "I have already foreseen the scene where Zen-in-kun becomes a plaything for women."

Zenyuan Zhizai: "..." When he goes out, he will kill all the people here.

"Then, Dazai, who is the number one in performance, still has the agency right to refuse the nomination of customers and when the store manager is away." Party B Yunhe announced in a businesslike manner, and couldn't hold back a smile and said, "The boss notified me just now. Zhou’s staff uniforms are winter clothes.”

Seeing his smile, everyone felt that he had no good intentions, and they all became alert.

Xia Youjie: "What winter clothes?"

"A fluffy winter coat, of course."

When the clothes were brought up, quite a few people were silent.

It's more than just fluffy winter clothes, it's for them to play fluffy.

Yunhe: "Yes, you read that right, this week's theme is pretending to be a human being transformed into fluffy!"

Osamu Dazai was the first to run over to flip through his clothes, and suddenly said, "The tail is actually on top of the coat."

The knotweed Yuren didn't know, so he asked, "Where should it be?"

Fu Heihui: "Usually in XX."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Is it really okay to say such things that will be silenced? Fuguro-kun, you are only sixteen after the new year! And Mr. Dazai, don't say such things in such a disappointed tone! Bring Bad boy."

Osamu Dazai turned out the black cat ear headband and put it on his head, and gave a very innocent "meow".

Atsushi Nakajima forgave the other party for nothing, and then found that his clothes were a fur-collared coat mixed with black patterns, and inside was a high-necked sweater without animal ears and tails.

He: "This..."

Kunikida Doppo: "I want you to keep being a beast."

He took out his clothes from inside, saw the overly cute pink and white cat ears, tail, and bell inside, showing a "you kill me" expression.

Most of the costumes in it are cats, such as Dazai's black cat, Kunikida's lion cat, Nakajima Atsushi as the white tiger, knotweed as the Siberian tiger, Gojo Satoru as the snow leopard...Fukui Hui said that she is also a cat ( And pretending to be a parent-child with someone) makes him a little disappointed.

Tiaoye Caiju, Xia Youjie, and Chanyuan Naozai are foxes.

Party B, Yunhe, used his make-up skills to draw eyeliner on everyone to make them more in line with the setting, and then gave everyone a small composition of a thousand characters, then gathered his crane feather cloak, and prepared to go upstairs with lunch The object stays in the room and comes out for business at six o'clock.

As a result, as soon as he took a step, a person came in outside the door.

Gogol raised his hand at him: "Good afternoon, I think you should have seen Tosi recently, can you tell me where he is?"

Party B Yunhe: "What kind of sack do you like?"

Regarding his sudden questions and jumping topics, the other party answered without thinking: "The kind of sack that is suitable for magic tricks and can fly out many flowers and pigeons."

Then a sack was put in for him, but he still couldn't dodge it.

Yunhe: "You came at a good time, we don't have any anthropomorphic pigeons here yet."

In fact, he himself did not think about keeping Gogol (he was not so big-hearted), it was Mr. Tosi's entrustment.

It seems that Gogol has a tendency to backstab recently, and Mr. Toss decides to lock him up in the Cowherd's shop.

Tosi felt that if he locked his opponents in the Cowherd's shop, and then called people over to watch, it would be a good way to fish in troubled waters.

And it can also share the eyes of the guests on their lovers.

Gogol: "Dove anthropomorphism?"

He rubbed his chin to ponder for a while, his eyes lit up: "Okay!"

After that, I found a table and started to write the characters without any guidance from the store manager.

Party B Yunhe went into the kitchen and saw that some enthusiastic minors had left him some porridge. After a moment of silence, he ordered two dumplings and brought them back to his room.

Then he leaned against the door and looked at Dosi who was working with a notebook.

Noticing his gaze, Tosi raised his head to look at him: "What's wrong?"

Yunhe: "Suddenly there is a sense of déjà vu of 'the owner of the cowherd shop works hard to make money by laughing and making money, and secretly keeps his lover in the room'."

Tosi stopped what he was doing and looked at him calmly: "Does it look like it?"

Yunhe, who had vowed before to get rid of his cheap mouth, covered his mouth, and said flatteringly, "No, no, like a gold master supporting the store manager... The store manager is determined to go ashore when he meets true love... Cough cough, it's not like anything , I was wrong, let's eat."

A certain person, there are so many tricks when playing, and when he talks nonsense, he is extremely possessive, and he doesn't want to hear any assumptions.

Mr. Tosi, who was complained in his heart, finished a large plate of beef dumplings gracefully and quickly, and then said: "How long do you have this career?"

Although he was relieved that the content had nothing to do with his work, he still didn't like it, and didn't think those people were a good choice together.

He needs to confirm the time to make follow-up arrangements.

Party B Yunhe looked at the durability that fell to 127, and said: "About a week or two. If it is soon, it will be within a week."

Durability does not depend on performance, but on customers.

Ordinary customers may only consume 0.1 or even less per order, but the three of them came and consumed five points.

I am afraid that many acquaintances will come this week. After all, if there is one, there will be two, and if there are two, there will be a group of friends.

Tosi: "Okay."

The two stayed together for a while, and before Osamu Dazai reported the arrester, the criminal who was secretly kept in the room by the owner of the cowherd shop left.

And stabbed Osamu Dazai.

tied waist.

Osamu Dazai lay weakly with his hands on his waist, his face paler than before, attracting more female guests to spend money for him.

Wujo · Almost became the top card · Lost again in front of Fu Heisher · Wu: "The cunning cowherd."

Dazai: "It is easier for women to let go of their defenses and want to be nice to a man who is properly weak. His face alone cannot last long."

Nakajima Atsushi quietly said to Knotabagi Yuhito: "Is it really good for them to be so devoted?"

Polygonum cuspidatum: "I think everyone is very happy, and they are gradually enjoying it."

Both of them showed expressions of concern.

It's only been a week, and they all seem to be getting used to this way of life.

Party B Yunhe is so terrifying.

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On the first day of the week, there were more customers in the store than any other day in the past.

Passers-by can easily see the beauties with fluff on the clothes and ears on their heads, either lazily nestling or playing mischievously. For a moment, they feel that what they pass by is not a cowboy shop, but a cat cafe .

Some people couldn't help looking in against the glass, and saw a white-haired, blue-eyed beauty who was biting her fur tail curiously running over, and also put her palm on the glass.

The people outside saw this scene, said sorry to their wallets, and rushed in directly.

The result was no different from sticking to each other through the glass. I couldn't give a bad review to that face, and even wanted to order snacks.

Someone who takes the initiative to solicit customers to achieve performance: As long as he looks good enough, he doesn't need to stay with a person for a long time.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, everyone packed up and got ready to leave work.

A person suddenly fell in at the door, startling everyone, looked over sleepily, and saw an old man who was over a year old, with white hair and beard, sitting on the ground in a white kimono, with trembling hands and tears.

Party B Yunhe walked over and said indifferently: "I tell you, if you are here to touch porcelain, you have chosen the wrong place. Stand up and go out by yourself. Don't force me to call the police."

Gojo Satoru teleported over, and for the first time was very active in dragging people out.

However, the old man's stern "patriarch" was exchanged for other people to help him up enthusiastically, so that the other party could talk well.

The old man took the handkerchief from Osamu Dazai, wiped away his tears, and was about to say something when he glanced at Gojo Gojo's ears, and cried again in grief: "Patriarch, you really suffered here—"

Yunhe was not very happy: "He didn't suffer, okay? Three meals a day plus supper, and guests fed snacks, didn't you see that his face was round?"

Old man: "..."

He looked up at Gojo Satoru, who had an even more indifferent expression than the shopkeeper, and found that his face was indeed more fleshy.

The sad expression paused briefly, and then became more miserable: "My Patriarch used to eat only the best, no matter how much he ate, he would not gain weight. He has only been eating junk food for a week, and he has become like this."

Knotaba Yuhito: "Didn't the teacher also eat popcorn ice cream and crepes from roadside stalls?"

Fu Heihui: "This person is probably still immersed in the past when Teacher Wutiao was raised by them when he was a child."

Some elders always feel that what they give their children is the best and most suitable, while other people’s changes to their children are wrong and depraved. Even if the children choose to change, as long as it is not in line with their wishes, they will The culprit can always be found.

Party B's Yunhe's face was completely cold: "Before you were not fat, you didn't know what to do? Wu has low sleep requirements, so you can let him 007 feel at ease and feel that those are all things he should do?"

Who 007 can gain weight with high mental energy consumption?

He was about to move his hand to call the mental hospital.

The old man was stuck for a long time by what he said, and said angrily: "In any case, it is extremely disrespectful for you to force our Patriarch to come to this kind of place."

Gojo Satoru: "No, I did it voluntarily."

The old man: "...Even if you don't want to go on a blind date, you can't come to this kind of place!"

It was useless to talk too much, the store manager rolled up his sleeves and slapped him unconscious, and asked Gojo Satoru, "Can I send him to a mental hospital?"

Patriarch of the Wutiao family: "Of course, thank you."

This sentence of thank you can be described as sincere, with happiness from the heart.

The efficiency of the Tokyo Mental Hospital was as high as ever, and soon a team of well-armed and well-trained people rushed to the scene and took away the patients.

However, another person related to the clerk came to the store, which was an extremely ominous omen.

The next day, a blond-haired Mafia woman walked past the store and stepped back in disbelief to see the scene inside.