Bizarre beater

When Party B Yunhe stood up and was about to go out, he accidentally saw Fyodor's chat profile picture.

A mouse with round ears.

After he went out, he lowered his head and searched for "Disney", and found that there is no such thing in this world, so he was really relieved for the neighbor.

At least you don't need to worry about your neighbor being asked to leave by his legal department one day.

Then he went back to his home, took off his bloody overalls, and took a shower.

Thanks to a lot of bleeding just now, the toxins in the body have also been lost, and the buff has disappeared at this moment.

Of course, the abdominal wound also disappeared.

For the first time, he experienced his extraordinary recovery ability-the small wounds from the previous glass scratches were still there.

It seems that only fatal injuries will be restored, and no one else will doubt his human identity.

But does he really count as human?

The youth looks at himself in the mirror.

White hair, amber-gold pupils, completely in line with the aesthetic appearance and body structure.

In his impression, he seems to have grown up like this by nature, and his name seems to have always been the name "Yunhe, Party B", so he has a sense of substitution.

Perhaps, when he was converted into data and then projected into an entity, these set data became a part of him.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Because being a paper man is a very happy thing.

For him, being happy is the most important thing.

Putting on dark sportswear, Party B Yunhe went out wearing it.

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"Tarot card?" Alice had a strange expression, and then she took out a card out of nowhere and handed it to him.

He turned it over, saw the blank card and the twisted red lettering of "Death", and raised his eyebrows.

"Something went wrong, I'll play it for you later."

"What are you going to do?"

"I always thought that fortune tellers should be able to catch ghosts."

The blond girl gave a cute smile and asked to join the game of ghost hunting.

The two opened a room in a hotel owned by the Port Mafia and started showing ghost movies.

Then, in the background sound of the ghost movie, he started playing the game.

Although Alice looks like a lolita, she is a supernatural power after all, with strong hand speed and reflexes. The two of them can chat with each other while leading their trash teammates to kill all directions.

Alice: "When will Rintaro recover?"

Party B Yunhe took out the hourglass to look at it, and predicted: "Tomorrow morning."

It should have been a little later, but Maeda Taro's various demands have paid the price in advance, and there is not much sand in the funnel at this moment.

"You don't seem to be enthusiastic about your guests, but you still help them. Aren't you afraid of revenge from the Mafia?"

"I hate people who can't manage their own desires and like to dictate to others, and I don't like to interfere with other people's fate, but this is work."

"Are you interested in working in Mafia?" Alice wrinkled her nose and added, "Rintaro asked me to ask."

"If you guys have what it takes to take care of my boss, I'd be happy to jump ship. But until you do, I won't be of any help."

The girl smiled gloatingly after hearing this: "I'll just say that Rin Taro is wishful thinking."

In fact, in the past two days, forces from all walks of life have investigated the fortune-teller and the boss behind him.

The past is blank, only the identification and business registration that suddenly appeared a few days ago.

All registration information and action tracks belong to Party B, Yunhe, and the "boss" he calls is like air, which cannot be touched.

The strange thing is that the other party seems to focus on "legality" and all kinds of logic.

In the previous remuneration, I even asked for a "superior business license".

"In short, please take care and be considerate in the future." Party B Yunhe said casually, and did not expect others to be polite to him.

Because even he himself didn't know if he would receive a list against Mafia or the Armed Detective Agency in the future.

The screams of the characters and all kinds of horrible BGM are constantly coming from the TV, and then it stops abruptly at the most dangerous time.

It's a pity that no one watched TV, but quietly looked in the direction of the door.

"Tude."

"Tuk Tuk."

A longer silence follows.

The god of death with a sickle knocked on the door regularly and politely, ready to knock three times for the third time, and then broke in, taking away the guys inside.

Although that was his master in name, the behavior of the other party offended the gods.

The gods empowered him, turning him into a true god of death.

His scythe can hook anyone's soul.

The skeleton hidden under the black cloak grinned strangely and reached out to knock on the door.

The door suddenly opened from the inside, a plain white hand and an immature hand grabbed his shoulder and cloak respectively and dragged him in.

After a while of ping-pong-pong, the shattered bones bounced around on the floor.

Party B's Yunhe played with the death scythe and "accidentally" chopped off the arm that had just gathered a little.

Alice tried to put herself into the cloak, but she covered her whole head because it was too big. She threw away the cloak in disgust, and squatted on the ground with him to watch the skeleton reorganize.

If other people saw this scene, they would probably be more terrified than the expression of the protagonist on TV.

Tomorrow's headline will also be - "Sad! The novice Death God came to seduce the soul, and was beaten like this by humans..."

The novice Grim Reaper used the last bit of strength to recover his body, his broken bones creaked, and he was kneeling on the ground, looking pitiful.

A card was handed to him.

Party B Yunhe said indifferently: "Go back by yourself."

The white skull turned its head and looked up at him, with will-o'-the-wisps flickering in its empty eye sockets, feeling a little helpless and timid for no reason.

He opened his mouth with a few missing teeth, and said weakly, "Go back... I can't go back."

He is now a physical body, not a spirit body.

Party B Yunhe turned his head and asked Alice: "Do you want to take it back and keep it as a pet?"

Alice looked away in disgust: "It's too ugly, don't."

And Rintaro would definitely refuse.

No one wants to stay with death.

Except for Osamu Dazai.

The god of death saw Fang B's Yunhe also showing disgust in his eyes, felt bad, grabbed the other party's ankle, and said like a dog: "I... I was wrong, I couldn't help myself, I didn't really want to kill you. "

Yunhe: "Huh?"

"Master, you are so powerful, I can't kill you."

The Grim Reaper found that the other party was indifferent to his flattery, so he took out his trump card: "Destroying work props will deduct money, which is much higher than losing cards!"

he:"……"

Fuck, is it too late to go back and dig out the trash can to find love cards?

Seeing his cracked expression, Alice finally believed in the saying "I'm just a worker".

She shook her head, thinking that maybe money can impress the other party.

Yunhe: "I left beforehand, weekends and weekends, even if you have something to do, please don't come to me, thank you."

The night wrapped the city, and Alice said goodbye in a hurry, and went back to the divination room to look at the trash can, and found that there was nothing in it. Party B Yunhe's heart was also empty.

"Is the system recycled?"

[It has become a curse.Salary will be deducted at 5.00%. 】

"You didn't even remind me!" He accused the boss of his black heart.

[It is clearly stipulated in the "Precautions" of the business manual, it is you who did not read it carefully. 】

The system rejected the pot and threw it back to him.

He calculated how much 100% of 5.00 million is, and decided to have a barbecue at night in grief and indignation.

When I went back, I brought a soup and quick-frozen dumplings.

Prepare to feed the patient.

If the other party has finished treatment at this moment and can eat.

After all, it is also a two-dimensional world, as long as it is not directly fatal, it is not a big deal.

When he led the god of death to visit the neighbors, Mr. Tosi's complexion really improved a lot.

Although he was still very weak, he was sober, sitting on the bed with a table set up and working hard.

The medicine prescribed by the doctor is on the table, but the doctor himself is not here.

Mr. Yunhe has the good virtue of being nosy, so he kicked the cloaked man beside him without asking any further questions.

A skeleton frame emerged from the wide cloak, causing Fyodor to look sideways, and the skeleton's crying apology made him look puzzled.

"This is?"

"Reaper." Party B Yunhe explained embarrassingly, "It's like this, I lost a Reaper card yesterday, and he became like this to seek revenge on me and hurt you."

"I see." Fyodor nodded, thinking in his downcast eyes.

If he remembered correctly, the other party also lost a love card.

"Then this guy can run errands for you. If you need anything, just ask him to do it. I will take care of your three meals and daily life. Do you want to take a bath or eat now?"

Fyodor, who was wondering what the love card would do: ?

He raised his head to meet the other party's frank gaze, confirmed that it was just a simple inquiry, and then shook his head: "When the medicine expires, I can wash it myself."

Healing abilities are very rare, and Yosano Akiko's ability to refresh with one click is even more unique.

It would be nice if his doctors were able to bring him back from the brink of death, and he'd deliberately slowed down some of the recovery.

For him who is still being hunted, there is no safer place than here.

Party B Yunhe, who thought he could see "mannequins that fit his own aesthetics", looked back regretfully: "Then I'll cook."