Bizarre beater

Mr. Tosi first cast a strange look at the coffin that appeared on the balcony of his home. He suspected that this coffin was not an ordinary coffin, but had other functions, otherwise it would not have been carried into hell and then carried out again.

Party B Yunhe introduced it enthusiastically: "This is a coffin that once contained the remains of the Lord of Hell."

Tosi:?

What's the meaning?Can the Lord of Hell still die?

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "He is now the new Lord of Hell."

Tosi:? ? ?

"Because his coffin killed the original Lord of Hell, there is no better candidate than him, so this matter is settled."

Mr. Dostoevsky, who has been called a devil, a liar, and a lunatic by many people, deeply felt at this moment that he was far inferior to his lover in the matter of confusing and astonishing people.

He restrained his gradually numb expression, put on a polite mask, and said to Shibusawa Tatsuhiko who should have been dead for many years: "Shibusawa-kun, it's been a long time."

He had seen the original Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, so he recognized at first glance that this was not a supernatural power, but the real person.

Although the other party was cheated to death by himself, he was not guilty.

"Ah, I remembered you. Unlike Osamu Dazai, I have seen you before." Shibusawa Ryuhiko touched his bloodless lips with his pale fingertips, "Thank you for selling me the news, let me I was able to meet that beautiful little tiger."

Compared with the slightly extreme supernatural body, the real Shibusawa Tatsuhiko looks like someone who can earn 5000 billion with his brain.

To be tricked into being killed by a little tiger by Tuosi, probably because he really felt bored.

Party B Yunhe suddenly asked: "Then Mr. Tuosi, who do you think looks better, Mr. Shibusawa or me?"

Tuosi: "...I really don't like white hair, of course you are pretty."

Yunhe: "Where is Gogol and I?"

The other said honestly: "You are the most aesthetic person I have ever met."

[Of course, your body is designed according to human aesthetics.Just like us. 】

The system recognized Mr. Tosi's honest evaluation.

People have different aesthetics, some like round and cute, some like skinny and three-dimensional, and some like incomplete beauty, but there are very few people who can't appreciate the beauty of "correctness".

Party B Yunhe used the word "correctness" to the limit, and there was no defect or blemish anywhere in his body.

So if there's a change in temperament or attitude, it can look a little inhuman.

But what he is more curious about is that the system actually has an entity.

【uncommonly used. 】

The system responded coldly.

No longer talking nonsense with the system, Yunhe stared at his lover, imitating the tone of some difficult girlfriends to insult: "I think your answer is too objective."

"Well, if possible, I really want to keep you at home." Tosi still said very sincerely.

Next to Gogol led Sigma to applaud vigorously.

Yunhe said sadly: "I didn't expect you to be such a feudal machismo!"

The other party's words are obviously because he is more annoying to others, but as long as he pretends to be stupid, it is not his problem.

other side:"……"

Mr. Tosi, who was a little tired, exchanged a few words with Shibusawa-kun, the God of Death version, and said, "Although you are dead and your inheritance has been divided up by the forces in Yokohama, as a friend, I can provide you with a safe place to live and a little money."

Mr. Shibusawa readily accepted his kindness.

He obviously doesn't plan to go back to hell for the time being.

In order to avoid the situation of using the public for personal gain, hell will not appoint the god of death to work in the place where the other party stayed before.So Shibusawa hasn't come back in the past eight years.

He looked to see if there was anything interesting.

Party B Yunhe felt that even if he was the boss of hell now, it would not be good to keep the coffin at home, so he took his younger brother and put the coffin back in his shop (it was originally for Dazai, but the other party thought it was too short).

When they returned, both Gogol and Sigma were gone.

The kind Mr. Toss ordered a meal so that he would not have to cook by himself at such a late hour.

Yunhe, who had actually eaten, was greatly moved, took off his cloak and hung it on the coat rack, washed his hands and sat at the table.

Then I heard the other party ask, "Why did you kill the Lord of Hell all of a sudden?"

His hand holding the chopsticks froze.

Yun He deeply felt that if he said that he was the Lord of Hell who accidentally killed himself while playing around with others, it would make his bad reputation even worse.

So he said very wisely: "Although I didn't intend to kill him directly, I don't have any hesitation in killing him. After all, he was the guy who sent the god of death to kill me and planned to kill me himself."

Also on the hell blacklist, the attitude of the Lord of Hell towards Osamu Dazai is much better than him.

Because Osamu Dazai is an aboriginal, he cannot be killed at will before Dazai dies.

And he is a black family, and a black family that is easy to have a great influence on the world. The Lord of Hell's favorability towards him has been negative from the beginning.

Tuosi was silent, because he had also sent someone to kill Yunhe, and even tried to do it himself.

Noticing his expression, Party B Yunhe explained a few more sentences: "I don't care if others come to kill me because of certain things or needs, but if I need it, I won't hesitate to kill the other party."

What he can't accept is pure malice aimed at himself.

He tricked the other party and wanted to kill him, OK.

It is understandable that other people's plans require him to die.

He didn't do anything excessive, if you want to kill him, just kill him.

He felt that the loss of cards could be said to be offensive, but he could not be sentenced to death directly.

So even though Smilte was his younger brother and was only instructed before, he still didn't respect him very much.He couldn't kill the Lord of Hell before, so he gave up.

"These things are actually easy to distinguish. For example, when you bit me, whether it was out of love, resentment, possessiveness, or pure sadism, I can feel it well."

Mr. Tosi, who likes to bite, grabbed his left hand and bit the inside of his wrist.

Arterial blood vessels are distributed in the wrist, so the wrist is warm and sensitive.

Party B Yunhe can clearly feel the cool lips and hot and humid tongue sticking to his skin, and the sharp canine teeth sinking into his skin, rubbing against the blood vessels, but the force is very restrained, only occasionally worse suddenly .

It's a different feeling than biting the neck.

It doesn't have that deadly threat, it looks gentler and more lingering, but it also makes people nervous. Be careful that you make the other party unhappy, and you will usher in more see-saw torture.

Fortunately, considering that he was still eating, the other party quickly let go of him, and asked with a smile: "Then what kind of mood do you think I am in now?"

"Are you definitely playing tricks on me?" Yunhe licked the tooth marks on his wrist and complained, "Sometimes what you do is really the same thing as a devil."

The good-natured and considerate neighbor at the beginning has changed!

He made a strong condemnation in his heart.

Then he buried himself in his meal, and saw that there was wine on the table that he liked to drink, and he drank a glass. He was not drunk, but his speech had begun to become a little free.

He: "I think I did a pretty good job today. In this way, even if you, Mr. Tosi, die in the midst of your career, you will have a very good reputation in hell!"

Tosi: "..."

Why are you still angry when you drink and talk?

Is it because I didn't drink enough, should I pour vodka directly?

He took the other party's red wine glass and replaced the red wine in it with vodka.

But the effect was not as good as he imagined.

After a certain person drank a glass of vodka, he continued logically and clearly: "When the time comes, I will make you a princess! When the time comes, you will have fun in hell with me, eating delicious food and drinking spicy food. Live a fairy life!"

"Oh, no, even if you are still alive, I can arrange the title for you first."

Party B Yunhe suddenly stood up and shouted loudly: "Smilt, take my imperial decree, and I will make Fei Jia queen today!"

Smilt, who was summoned, saw the gloomy expression of his master and his partner, and hid directly on the balcony.

Mr. Tosi, who felt that he could not hear a good word today, kindly dragged him back to the room and gagged him in order not to make him angry.

The next day, Yunhe, the second party who vaguely remembered what happened because he didn't drink enough, made a deep repentance for his hilarious behavior, and decided to pretend that he didn't remember anything.

Today, he was unexpectedly late.

But someone doesn't feel guilty, just feels that since this month is one day late, there must be another day.

He is the kind of person who is "only 0 and n times late".

Finally, the coffin shop with samples looks more serious.

The system issued daily tasks to him.

[Receive a guest (0/1), reward: odorless paint X5. 】

[Complete the guest's commission (0/1), reward: gold paint X1, silver material X5. 】

It takes five coats of paint to paint one coffin.

In other words, even if he was rewarded with a golden lacquer every day, it would take him five days to save enough materials for a golden coffin.

To make a coffin with a spirit effect, any wood can be used, but the paint must be produced by the system.

Someone who was planning to fish for a day has a little enthusiasm for work.

The funeral industry has always been very prosperous in Yokohama, so even though his coffin shop was officially opened today, people came to inquire soon.

The other party was wearing a black suit, sunglasses, and carrying a gun. He looked like Mafia.

The guests came up and asked: "Can you order a large number of coffins here?"

"How much do you want?" Yunhe asked curiously.

The other party looked at him warily: "Tell me first if you can do it."

"No, my coffin here is purely handmade and only supports customization."

"Then how soon can the customized one be ready?"

"You can come and pick it up in the afternoon. It is also recommended to send the corpse directly. I also undertake the business of burial and burial here, and I can provide one-stop service directly."

The guest was silent for a while, then said, "I'll ask my superiors."

Mafia seems to have encountered a problem again, and was very busy. The little brother made several calls before they got connected.

The voice on the phone was noisy and confused, it was fighting.

"Order a pair for Master Lin Zi, and I will send someone to deliver Master Lin Zi's body later."

The guest handed a photo and simple personal information to the owner of the coffin shop, saying: "Although the time is tight, please try to make it as beautiful as possible."

The person in the photo was a young, beautiful woman who seemed to be well established in the port mafia.

"Are there any special requirements? I mean, the quality requirements for the coffin."

"I hope the other party doesn't climb out and can rest in peace."

The owner of the coffin shop agreed immediately, and started working after receiving the deposit.