Bizarre beater

"It's really terrible, Xiaojing."

Orihara Lin also twitched the corners of his eyes, fully aware that he hadn't been discovered at first, but someone exposed himself.

"I'm not interested in getting involved in your relationship with another man, and now I'm rushing to have dinner with your partner." Party B Yunhe lifted his collar and smiled, "In exchange for hurting me, I want your hand Songs of Sin, and other fragments of news."

"What if you don't give it?"

Even with this embarrassed attitude, the other party can still say such words in a playful tone.

The mentality is not bad.

Then Yunhe pinched his neck instead: "Kill you."

The tone is similar to that of Gogol, and it is also very playful, but no one doubts the truth of this sentence.

Shizuo Heiwajima said in a rising tone, "Don't call me that, and I'm very happy that you finally turned over."

Orihara Rinya: "..."

"Okay, okay." A weak intelligence agent who was surrounded raised his hand and surrendered, "Of course I can give you this knife here, but I can't do anything about other sin songs, because an uncle took the mother body of sin songs The broken knife was recast and sold to many people, and it has been a long time, even I can hardly investigate."

As for the sin song, he tried to cut himself with a knife, and then used it as a weapon when he found that it could be received into the body. (The world is so dangerous, you always need some money to spend)

Yunhe: "... money-making ghosts belong to it."

He quickly abandoned the idea of ​​collecting all the sin songs.

Too much trouble and not worth it.

After accepting Orihara Rinya's knife, he handed Ren Haosheng over to Shizuo Heiwajima to continue the beating, and then entered a Russian sushi restaurant with a Two-dimensional sounding name with Tosi.

"What, unexpectedly serious. I thought there would be chefs and waiters in cosplay clothes." Yunhe came in and found that it was a regular sushi restaurant decoration, sitting on a booth near the workbench, and said a little disappointed He said, "The people in the store are all strong men who wear short sleeves in winter."

He thought at least there would be some pretty posters on the walls or something.

The tall Russian black man held the menu and said solemnly: "If necessary, we can find someone to borrow two cosplay suits."

Yunhe imagined Simon wearing Lucia's clothes, and shook his head in panic.

Forget it.

His aesthetic has not yet focused on the muscular cute girl (male).

"Should the name of the store be just for the group?" Tuo Si ordered some sushi, and then poured him a cup of warm tea, "But there are all kinds of existences on this street. You have been staying in the company before and rarely come out, so I haven't met before. Let's go shopping together later?"

He also reflected a little bit, because of his habit, he didn't consider leaving time to fall in love.

"Okay." Party B Yunhe was holding the tea, lying on his stomach a little tiredly, with his right cheek against the table, looking up at him, his eyes were bright and looked very cute.

For a moment, Tuosi felt that this lover was cute and sweet.

Then he turned on his phone and saw the feedback from netizens about the fact that "supernatural beings are real".

"Okay! My male god is real, so let's take the Shinkansen and rush over to post it."

"I lost my heart, can I ask the little brother from the detective agency to help me find it?"

"It is predicted that the tourism industry in Yokohama will be hotter in winter than in summer."

he:?

Has the current people reached the point where they don't even care about danger for the sake of a handsome guy?

Moren, who has doubts about contemporary netizens, continues to browse the comments below.

"That is to say, if someone with a powerful ability loses control, our world is prone to accidents."

Tosi's frown relaxed a little, and then he saw the comment under this comment again.

"Okay! Everyone die together!"

"I want to see what kind of sand sculpture abilities exist in reality."

"Then why did a supernatural person tear down my company, I don't want to go to work anymore, let the boss go to hell."

Tosi has always known that mortals are ignorant.

But he shouldn't be so ignorant.

can't read.

There must be something wrong.

The witty Mr. Tosi opened the game announcement and saw a series of activities organized by a certain planner and a certain beauty.

His world exploration game has become "a thousand sand sculpture uses of supernatural powers".

As for the problem of "a person with supernatural powers wantonly using supernatural powers", they seem to understand that they have experienced it.I'm not particularly worried about my personal safety, and I just feel "bored, let's destroy it" to the strange world.

Party B Yunhe, who was also playing with his mobile phone on the opposite side, noticed his suddenly gloomy aura, looked over vigilantly, and asked cautiously, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Tosi suppressed his depressed mood and said with a smile, "I'm reflecting on my lack of attention to you."

I knew what kind of virtue this person was, and I expected that the other party would mess up the game, but I didn't expect that this guy's bizarre thoughts would infect others.

I don't know how many times, he deeply hoped that Party B, Yunhe, would not go out to work, and just let him pay for it.

But even if Yunhe agreed to the other party's boss, he would not agree.

So he just asked: "Have you decided on your next job?"

"Haven't started smoking yet."

Yunhe looked at Mr. Tosi, who had been living well since he started the trouble, and had never broken a disposable tool man, and felt that the other party's little face was so white, and he looked so European.

"How about, let me hold your hand, take advantage of your good luck, and smoke again?"

It was the first time that Tuosi learned that the opponent's occupation depended on drawing cards: "..."

Random ones can cause trouble for him time and time again. Sure enough, this person was sent by heaven to cure him, right?

In order not to let the result of drawing cards affect the mood of eating.

They decided to eat their meals first, go shopping, and then go back to smoke.

On the way shopping, I ran into a man wearing a cat helmet riding a black car (superficial meaning), and was chased by the traffic police and drove the car up the wall of his building.

Yunhe: "Sure enough, there are all kinds of existence."

The last person he saw riding a bicycle up the wall was Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Sure enough, Newton could no longer control Japan.

-

When drawing a job, both of them were a little nervous.

One hopes that the profession can be a little more fun, and the other hopes that the profession will not be for playing with oneself.

After a very eerie animation, Party B Yunhe saw his brand new character card.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Undertaker·Legendary (Durability 100/100)

age:? ? ?Years old (seems to be from hell, age is a mystery)

Inherent Skills: Death Summoning, Substitute Doll, Programming Mastery, Sin Song Mother (Incomplete)

Occupational skills: coffin making (you can make all kinds of strange coffins), make-up proficiency · primary, myopia (it is difficult to see the face of supernatural beings, please rely on fighting instinct to fight), to be unlocked.

Occupational scope: run a coffin shop, collect corpses, and carry out funerals for people.

buff: sin song

Negative buff: Curse of Lover Card, Curse of Hell, Curse of Curse Spirit]

Yunhe: "It sounds like hell. But why does it sound familiar to me?"

He thought about it, and first considered the possibility of "black people carrying the coffin". He thought it was a little possible, but also felt too festive.

So he took a closer look at the job title.

Try to do various translations and find various similar words.

Undertaker

It turned out to be this, he realized it!

Suddenly, he felt that this career was very suitable for him.

White hair, short-sightedness, braids, a coffin shop, and a death boy!

Perform an imitation directly.

Tuosi couldn't see the system panel and special effects, but seeing him suddenly get excited, summoning Smilte, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and trying to pick off the opponent's robe, his eyes were full of doubts.

"What are you doing?"

Yunhe, who suddenly realized that there were other people here, turned his head and saw only a blurred figure, which was simply divided into white and dark colors. He admitted that for a moment, he saw people as rice balls.

One meter away, people and animals are not distinguished.

He: "Ahem, the new job is undertaker."

Tosi was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's...it suits you very well."

If the mourner and the god of death are added, the person who is sent will not be able to stay in the world for a moment.

For the sake of his own image, a certain person stopped his frantic action of picking off the cloak, and prepared to place an order by himself.

Later, at Mr. Tosi's house, he measured the myopia of [-] degrees against the eye chart (he didn't know why there was such a thing).

It will take a while for the new glasses to arrive.

Mr. Tosi thought that he could take this opportunity to punish the other party.

Because the other party worked very hard in the company before (although the direction of effort is very different from what he wants), so you can't use this reason to punish, and you have to wait patiently for the other party to make mistakes.

So Yunhe found out in horror that there were three people in the room.

The voices and movements of the other two were exactly the same.

He was a little restless, and said with a little fear hidden in his tone: "Why do you..."

Tosi said seriously, "I need his help to do something."

In fact, they all sat on the sofa opposite him and talked to him from time to time.

Yi Fang Yunhe, who could only vaguely see the two humanoid rice balls, thought it might be fishing, but when he heard the sound of two people typing on the keyboard, he didn't slow down because of his presence, and felt that he was thinking too much.

He could only be vigilant throughout the whole process, try hard to distinguish the two from their tone and actions, and then treat them differently.

But his brain is not as good as he thought.

When he admitted the wrong person for the first time, Mr. Tosi told him gently.

When admitting the wrong person for the second time, Xing reminded him jokingly.

Afterwards, every time he recognized the wrong person, he would get a suffocating silence. Half an hour later, his underwear was already soaked in cold sweat.

So he stood up suddenly, ready to run before talking, but because he hadn't adapted to the world of the blind, as soon as he opened his legs, he was caught by the coffee table and fell forward.

Falling into a warm embrace, her face rubbed against the other's fine-textured plush collar, and her waist was also wrapped around her.

Not knowing who it was, he said dryly, "Thank you..."

"The glasses will be delivered in two hours. Do you have anything to do right now?"

"The clothes inside are wet, go take a shower."

His mind has become uneasy due to the whole process of tension just now, and by the time he realized how dangerous his words were, the matter could no longer be undone.

"I'm very worried about you, so let me help you."

The bathroom mirror in winter is easily covered with a layer of white by the heat, and then quickly wiped off by the palm of the hand, turning into a small stream of water and flowing away from the palm of the palm. Polished with more contact.

Yunhe, who is highly myopic, can clearly see his own distressed appearance, but cannot see the expressions of the people behind him.

He just lost his eyes completely when he heard the sentence "Who do you think I am?"