Bizarre beater

Classes are still the same after that.

The teacher talked about himself on it, and they did their own things.

Party B, Yunhe, was bored flipping through the book of props in his hand, trying to find some fun out of it.

[Bagu: Bagu has always wanted to fight Da Lieba, but because the host can only take out one weapon at a time, it cannot fulfill its dream, so it is very sad, and its attributes are reduced by 50%]

[Red high heels: Very sharp high heels that can break hearts. 】

[Smelly socks: It is usually not recommended to use biochemical weapons]

……

The teacher on the podium saw that he was playing his own spells again, he was furious, slammed the table and said: "I repeat, spells should be used for fighting and protecting people, not for playing! "

Party B, Yunhe, has turned to a new page at this time. Hearing this, he looked up at him with a very obedient expression, and said sharply: "I don't agree with what you said, teacher. The ability is what we have, so we have the power to control it." Even if I want to peel an apple with the dragon-slaying knife, this is my freedom."

As he spoke, he took out the Dragon Slaying Sword from the book.

[Dragon Slaying Sword: Click to give it away, if you are a brother, use it to chop.

Attributes: Attack 999, Crit 100%

Special effect: artifact (will emit colorful light of artifact)]

Really colorful light.

The moment it was taken out, the blinding low-quality light effect made Yunhe recall the aesthetics of web games he saw in the system in the early days.

His hand holding the knife trembled slightly, but he managed to stabilize it, making a deep and restrained look.

"Wu, here's an apple."

Gojo Satoru took out a big red apple from the desk, and instead of throwing the apple to him, he ran over with the stool.

Seeing this, Xia Youjie and Nitzi also ran over with stools.

The three of them formed a circle, ready to watch a good show.

Student Yunhe: "Next, let me show you how to cut an apple with a dragon-slaying knife."

The other three students applauded fiercely.

Under the dazzling brilliance of the dragon-slaying sword, the sharp blade gradually approached the unsuspecting apple.

In order to prevent the knife wind from causing irreparable damage to the lovely apple, Yun He was very cautious in his moves, and the closer he got, the slower his movements.

His extremely cautious attitude also infected others, and they couldn't help but hold their breath and watch the movements of his hands, in this difficult atmosphere——

The dragon-slaying sword, it split open!

[The dragon-slaying sword couldn't bear the humiliation, and chose to commit suicide because he would rather have broken jade than complete it. 】

Party B Yunhe: "..."

It's really Zhenlie's artifact, it's so epic.

Seeing this scene, the teacher who had been suppressing his anger because he couldn't beat them laughed: "Look, even weapons have their own ethics. As human beings, we should put our minds on the right path, shouldn't we?"

"The teacher is right, well said, and thought-provoking." Yun He echoed unemotionally, picked up the intact apple and wiped it with a wet tissue, and took a big bite with his mouth open.

Gojo Satoru was furious: "This is my apple, what are you doing?!"

The two fought in front of the teacher during class, and no one could persuade them.

The teacher in charge shook his head in despair, feeling that the future of the magic world was in the hands of these people, and it was indeed coming to an end.

-

Although the students of the Conjuration College occasionally go on missions on weekends, they still have holidays during the Chinese New Year.

During the three-day holiday on New Year's Day, Xia Youjie, Jiarui Nizi and Party B Yunhe didn't choose to go home.

As the head of the family, Gojo Satoru said firmly, "You guys are so miserable, I can't stand it anymore, so I'll show mercy and stay with you to spend the New Year with you."

Party B Yunhe: "You don't want to be nagged when you go back during the Chinese New Year, right? By the way, the last time we went, there was someone secretly bringing the little girl to visit. I realized that you will not be married at a young age by the feudal system, right?"

Gojo Satoru: "I'm not afraid! But they are really annoying, they have to worry about everything, and they almost didn't accompany me to school."

Originally, he also planned to arrange someone from the family to be his teacher, but he ran from Kyoto to Tokyo, so the matter was left alone.

Xia You: "That little girl is quite cute, don't you have any ideas?"

Wutiao Wudao Wang Sanlian: "I am beautiful, I am cute, and I am strong?"

The other three: Tsk, it's hopeless, let's be single for the rest of my life.

In order to thank the young master for condescending to stay with them for a few New Year's Eve, Xia Youjie and Yunhe sneaked into his room early the next morning, covered his head with a towel, and grabbed him alone. One side of the towel began to rub wildly.

Gojo Wu, who managed to get a good night's sleep because he was cured by nitrous oxide: ?

He struggled to get up, ready to kill the two dogs, but saw a mirror handed in front of him.

In the mirror, his white hair was blown up due to the effect of static electricity, and his sleepy eyes were wide open, showing a cat-like daze.

Gojo Satoru forgot that he was going to hit someone, and was completely attracted by himself: "This hairstyle is a bit handsome."

As expected of him, no matter what kind of hairstyle he can control!

Yunhe: "...Suddenly I don't know what to say."

Summer Oil: "He will one day turn into a greasy adult man because of his narcissism."

One of the more exciting projects during the Chinese New Year is to send gifts to each other.

Yunhe received a set of rock painting tools with relatively complete colors (Wujo Wu), a copy of hair maintenance precautions (Xia Youjie), and a USB flash drive of "How contemporary young people can prevent their own sudden death" (Glass).

Xia Youjie received a full set of authentic Pokémon master dishes (Yunhe), a penguin doll with strange bangs (Gojo Satoru), and a USB drive with "How contemporary young people can prevent their own sudden death" (Glass).

Gojo Satoru received a pair of sunglasses (Xiayou), a box of bandages (Glass), and an eye mask (Yunhe).

Jia Ruozi received a super expensive imported medical equipment (five pieces), a sharp magic knife (Xia You), and a bottle of Moutai (Yunhe).

Both were satisfied with what they received and what they gave, except—

Party B Yunhe: "Why did Nitro give me and Jie a USB flash drive, but ended up bandaging Wu?"

The three of them looked at Gojo Satoru, who was wrapping his eyes with bandages and trying different ways of tying them, and felt that the child was not very smart.

Glass said calmly: "Because he doesn't know how to read at all, if you give him a bandage and let him bind his brain, maybe he will reverse the spell."

The other two thought it made perfect sense.

Wonderful.

During the Chinese New Year, the four college students chose the all-in-one restaurant, game hall, Internet cafe, KTV, and went crazy with joy.

Two tall ones and two short ones were walking on the path back to school, and they sang songs while walking. When they saw a figure in white clothes and white hair from a distance, they almost thought it was a ghost.

Gojo Satoru directly hit with a spell.

The beard and half of the hair of the elders of his family were beaten off.

The old man burst into tears, and said earnestly: "The head of the family must go back to preside over... Go back to attend the ceremony. If you don't go back, how can I explain to my ancestors!"

Wujo Wu: "Aren't they all dead? Can you still hear your explanation?"

Elder Wutiao: "..."

What kind of evil did their family do? The strongest patriarch in the past 500 years has such a virtue!

Although, Gojo Satoru followed the people back.

After all, the old man is so miserable, if he doesn't go back, he might be annoyed to the point of autism.

The other three people ate soba noodles while watching the Kobaku Uta, and then played a few rounds of mahjong before going back to sleep.

Although the Conjuration College is a religious school to the outside world, and there are many shrines inside, but Party B Yunhe is not interested in these things, and the other two have no idea, so they didn't go.

As we all know, the so-called "I'm going to bed" is actually "Let me play with my phone for a while alone".

Party B Yunhe opened the forum, intending to see what new stories the netizens have made up, so that he can have fun.

As soon as I opened it, I saw a new post from Gojo Wu's account.

The painting style is very fresh and unique, and the taste is very strong.

The title is: #What kind of forum are you guys?It's not easy to hurt people#

Floor 1: Get rich tomorrow: It's you!Familiar landlord!Ah, that's not right...it's an unfamiliar speech!Bro, have you been hacked at last?Or do you mean parents?

2nd Floor: Slime No. [-] in the world: You can’t say that, who in our forum is not a talent?We can solve how many screws need to be screwed on the spacecraft, down to how to write homework for elementary school students.

3rd Floor: Great Wisdom: The second brother is right, the people here are all talents from all walks of life, with an average monthly salary of one million and an IQ of 2. This title is simply offensive.

……

When people on the forum are blowing each other, the host doesn't seem to care what they are talking about, but complains intently.

Landlord: Ever since the Patriarch came back, he has become completely different from before, as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit.We simply don't understand why the other party has become like this. Someone must have spoiled him... But we can't deal with the person who spoiled him, so we feel very uncomfortable.

37th Floor: Chief Physician of Tokyo Psychiatric Hospital: In this case, it is usually because of some kind of incident that he himself has undergone a major psychological change.Please describe his condition in detail and how long it lasted.

The host replied to the chief physician of the Tokyo Psychiatric Hospital: He was rebellious at the time and went to a school far away from his home. It was not easy for us to intervene there, so I don’t know when it started.In fact, just being rebellious is not unacceptable to us.But now he has become really difficult to teach, which is very sad.

Landlord: In the past, when we discouraged him, the Patriarch would just say shut up, it’s annoying, and leave him alone.Now he will refute us with the fallacies he didn't know where he heard, and he also looks like we are feudal dross that should be overthrown.

Landlord: It is also very disrespectful to the ancestors and us at the ceremony.What do you mean the ancestors would crawl out of the coffin in anger and beat us to death when they saw our picture of fish and other... peers.

Landlord: He dismisses the traditions and codes that our family has adhered to for thousands of years, and believes that power is his own, and he can do whatever he wants.

Landlord: As the head of the family that we have been looking forward to for hundreds of years, we have already laid out all the roads and prepared everything for him, just waiting for him to ascend to the altar when he becomes an adult.I can't understand how he repays us like this.

The host obviously has considerable resentment, so he said so much in one breath.

Others in the building watched him.

Slime No. [-] in the world: What he said is not wrong, power is originally determined by the person who owns it.

Meow Meow: It’s the 21st century now, how can there be people who look like they were 1000 years ago?

Chief Physician of Tokyo Psychiatric Hospital: We have a general understanding of the situation, please leave your contact information and address, and we will send someone to visit the patient to communicate and psychologically counsel the patient.

Party B, Yunhe, thought it was just a forum person playing tricks, and laughed for a few floors, not taking it too seriously, and then called Wutiaowu, saying that his forum account had been logged in by someone else.

As a result, he opened the forum early the next morning and saw the follow-up of this incident.

Landlord: Hahahahahaha - I almost died laughing!do you know?There was indeed a helicopter from Tokyo yesterday, and a group of people came down and captured the old man at home.

Slime number one in the world: This family is a little bit capable, if I hadn't followed along, and their Patriarch hadn't made a move, I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to take them away.

Meow Meow Meow: The forum is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, there are all kinds of gods and men.

Great cleverness: You should restrain yourself when joking with people next time, because you don't know whether Superman is behind the id Superman account or not.

The company exploded (Yunhe ID): I hope the patient's condition can be stabilized as soon as possible, and he can reunite with his family as soon as possible... Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, everyone is really talented.