Bizarre beater

Xia Youjie, I understand.

He felt that what the other party said was very reasonable.

He really should have a good understanding of what kind of person he wants to protect.

Party B Yunhe made a simple assumption for him: "First of all, I imagined that the protected object gave you a knife, what would you want to do?"

Xia Youjie: "Give him a slap and tell him to stay away."

"What if the other party gave your classmate a knife?"

"Five Enlightenments?"

Gojo Wu looked over and saw Xia Youjie gleefully said, "He deserves it."

Yunhe paused for a while: "Let's say it's Nitro."

"Well... give him a knife and let him die far away." Xia Youjie understood what he meant, and suddenly realized, "I really don't want to protect scum, so I will expel the scum."

The young man soon had new doubts: "Then how to judge whether a person is worthy of protection?"

Party B Yunhe: "I think this is exactly what we should learn."

Xia Youjie also recovered from the break of the defense, the confusion caused by entering the world of magic and magic that was completely different from the world he lived in before dissipated a little, and he had a clearer goal.

Then he fought again with Gojo Satoru who rushed over.

When the assistant supervising teacher came in, he was first touched by the curse spirit under the podium on his thigh, and then his nose was bruised and his face was swollen because he tried to persuade him to fight.

He angrily patted the table with the blackboard eraser, but only attracted the attention of the remaining two students sitting obediently by the window.

Who told him that apart from the dangerous person recommended by Lord Tianyuan, Gojo Satoru was a little arrogant, and the other two were good students? ?This scene almost demolished the teaching building, okay?

No... the window over there must have been knocked down, right?

Swallowing the sad tears, the teacher numbly explained some precautions and schedule for the start of school.

At this time, the high school will not directly let the freshmen go to exorcise the curse (maybe there will only be Wujo Wuhui in the future), but there will be a period of time when the magic knowledge professor and the head teacher will lead the class in actual combat before officially assigning tasks.

In addition, there are many home economics classes and field survival practice classes in the early stage.

Conjurers must try their best to avoid ordinary people and fight with spell spirits. Most of the time, they stay away from the crowd and live in places where others cannot see them.

Ordinary people can't get into the school, the manpower is tight, and the school doesn't even have a cafeteria.

Therefore, the ability to live independently is very important.

The time spent in class and study together at school in the early stage is also a buffer time for students to cultivate tacit understanding.

But when the tacit understanding was first cultivated, some bloody cases often occurred.

For example, in the home economics class, four people learn to cook together.

Because apart from Wujo Wu, the other three are regular cooks (although the levels are different, but they can all eat), the people of Wujo Wu's family want to prevent him from exposing his shortcomings when he is in school, and hurt Shenzi. The image of omnipotence (?), also trained him.

So none of them showed strange expressions to the things on the cooking table.

The teacher said with relief that they could ask the students to comment after they finished.

Party B Yunhe saw Wujo Wu take a plate of soft tofu and a basket of strawberries, squinted his eyes, and took eggs, butterscotch, flour, chocolate, chili powder, mustard, etc.

Xia Youjie and Nitro exchanged glances and reached a consensus that "we can just taste each other".

As an ultimate omnivorous party, Yunhe also puts a lot of effort into desserts when he is bored. He has tried making various desserts in the air fryer and oven, and finally came to the conclusion that heat is justice, and sugar It is the lethal dose.

Although the oven in the classroom was made more than ten years ago, it is more expensive and can be used.

He usually cooks with a chopping board, a kitchen knife and a pot.

His movements were nimble and his hands and feet were quick. When Gojo Satoru was still debating whether to put the sugar or the tofu first, he had already sent the finished lava cake into the oven.

On the way, I also made some oily soba noodles and spicy chicken that Gojo Satoru would not eat, and steamed rice for three people.

When the lava cake was brought out, the aroma swept across the entire classroom, distracting the others, and the uncooked dishes in their hands were no longer fragrant.

Gojo Satoru looked at those magical hands as they sprinkled icing on the lava cake. He knew that the cake contained evil intentions, but he was shamefully seduced.

He walked over with the strawberry mapo tofu he had made, and reluctantly said, "I can exchange mine for a piece of your cake."

Seeing the other party's disgusted and suppressed angry expression, he said dissatisfiedly: "I am! I put a whole basket of strawberries! Didn't you smell this fragrance? My cooking must be better than yours."

He swears, and he doesn't feel that he has done something wrong at all, which makes Party B's fist very hard.

But because of the presence of an innocent teacher, he didn't have a fit. He just smiled and said, "Of course, I can give you the whole cake. The spicy one I want to eat today, you can eat strawberries yourself."

The oily and spicy soba noodles were well received by Xia Youjie, who ate most of the bowl with rice.

As expected of a growing boy.

Nitro was very interested in the spicy chicken, so he ate a bowl of rice elegantly with the sake used for seasoning.

As for Wutiaowu and Yifang Yunhe?

Of course, the lunchtime entertainment was provided-Gojo Satoru ate wasabi lava chocolate cake, choked to tears with wasabi and chili powder (for some reason, it even smelled of alcohol), and then fought with Yunhe.

The teacher tried to dissuade him to no avail, so he hid directly outside the teaching building.

But fortunately, the two of them only demolished the home economics classroom—because Wujo Satoru suddenly fell down.

Party B, who didn't fight too hard, Yunhe: "What are you doing?! You're touching me, I'm telling you, I have a reason to scold you when the teacher comes... Damn you, come and take a look, he seems to have passed out Already!"

Yairi Glass calmly drank the last sip of sake, rolled up his sleeves gracefully, squatted down to check Gojo Satoru's condition, and said, "I'm still breathing, a little short of breath, it should be caused by exercise, my muscles are relaxed, my skin is flushed, and my heart is beating. It's normal, I fell asleep because I was drunk."

he:? ? ?

"I didn't let the wine go? How did he get drunk? Did he get drunk with the smell of wine in the air?"

Cooperating with Xia Youjie, the other party pretended to ask about cooking skills, and he took the opportunity to quietly add wine to Liu Xin (at this time, a certain person was full of eyes only for his own strawberries) and Nitzi said seriously: "This possibility cannot be ruled out."

Xia Youjie shook his head contemptuously: "It's too low, Gojo Wu."

When Gojo Satoru woke up in a daze, what was waiting for him was "You are fully responsible for tearing down the classroom, and the bill has been sent to Gojo's family" and "You are so useless, you actually drank because of nitro, and you fell asleep when you smelled a little alcohol past" sarcasm.

He felt that this couldn't be his problem, but he couldn't produce evidence, so he could only hold his grudge silently and take the opportunity to persecute others.

The friendship of high school students is very wonderful. In the constant persecution of each other and the occasional hair pulling of each other, the relationship between the four people has become very good.

Because Party B's Yunhe still eats more than ten years more than the real DK. In the eyes of the other three, although it is a bit outrageous, his words are unexpectedly reasonable, and even a bit philosophical.

They are quite willing to listen to each other's opinions on things that they don't quite understand.

In order to allow himself to continue fooling around, Party B Yunhe also took the opportunity to indoctrinate the other people in the muddleheaded thinking, hoping that everyone will hang out together and not get involved with each other.

"A college life without skipping classes is incomplete! Do we wake up so early in the morning just to hear middle-aged greasy men tell us that we can't do this or that? Should we do this or that? If not, why can't we sleep more? for a while?"

"And if we are really deceived by them, what is the difference between us and the leeks of the future? Think about it carefully, since magicians are scarce, why some people can take a few months of vacation a year, not only have wives You also keep concubines and have a lot of children outside, some of them work overtime every day until the early morning, and even our students have assignments on weekends?"

"Because our wages are low! It's cheap and obedient, why don't we use it often?"

"Other college students play games at night, sleep in class, fight after class, and are in a bad mood to cover the teacher with sacks. Curse college students start 996 when they are still students. If they do too much, they will be considered anti-social and ideologically educated. It seems like a huge mistake not to do what someone tells you to do. Is that justified?"

Sentences are thought-provoking and enlightening.

Xia Youjie: "I understand the truth, why are we the ones being scolded and you the one being praised?"

Gojo Satoru: "You are still wearing a white school uniform, shouldn't you be more conspicuous than us?"

They expressed their incomprehension and even felt that those people were blind.

Jia Ruozi: "Because he never said these things in front of the teacher, and he didn't rush as fast as you." My two idiot classmates.

Before the two not-so-bright classmates rushed over to beat him, Party B Yunhe said in time: "You can't say that about me, but I have participated in actions every time! I don't get scolded, mainly because I'm a 'one who is not in a good mood. Probably kill them all' terrorists, that's why they have low demands on me."

The two male classmates realized again.

It turned out that they didn't look fierce enough or crazy enough.

Go back and watch a few more horror movies, learn the smile of the villain, and imitate it next time you are scolded.

In order to save his harmonious classmate relationship in time, Yunhe plans to take them out to play.

First of all, because the college is isolated from the world, it was difficult to even hail a taxi more than ten years ago when the technology was slightly backward, so they entered the school's garage.

Gojo Satoru: "So we have to steal the car left by the assistant supervisor?"

Yunhe: "What nonsense, this is called borrowing, we drive out and then drive back, it is called borrowing and repaying, do you know that?"

Xia Youjie: "But you are so skilled at picking locks."

"The lock can be opened, obviously it's the lock's problem." When I was a policeman, the only skill I had mastered was lockpicking, and someone said confidently, "Look, I didn't destroy it, how can it be called lockpicking?" Woolen cloth?"

Jia Ruozi didn't express any opinion, but sat in the co-pilot very calmly.

Gojo Satoru got into the back seat and taunted the driver ruthlessly: "I never thought that you are so short and you can still step on the accelerator."

Xia Youjie stretched out his legs and kicked Wu Wu's legs that were placed on the chair: "If you continue to provoke, be careful that he will bring a car full of us into an accident later."

Gojo Satoru reluctantly retracted his legs, let him sit in, and whispered BB: "Who can kill us in a car accident?"

This is a question worth pondering.

But not the problem they are about to face.

The driver smiled charmingly, slammed on the accelerator, and showed them what it means to "drive from flat ground into mountain roads, and mountain roads into Huangquan Road".

When they got out of the car, Yunhe and Nitzi, who seemed to be okay, saw Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie vomited in the dark while holding a trash can. They seemed sad but said sarcastically: "Young people nowadays, on the surface He looks tall and strong, and actually gets motion sickness in a car."

The relationship between the classmates who had just eased became tense again. Fortunately, some sand sculpture DKs did not hold grudges. Party B Yunhe took them to the clothing store, and they were easily attracted by the strange clothes inside.

During this period of time, Japan’s non-mainstream culture is becoming the trendy mainstream culture, such as contrasting colors, skeletons, holes, etc., are all very fashionable.

Gojo Satoru chose a fluorescent yellow-green jacket, an alien T-shirt, and ripped long jeans.

Putting on a big gold chain, an exaggerated ring and sunglasses, he stood in front of the mirror that could only see his long legs and narrow waist, and asked the people next to him how he felt about himself.

Without exception, he is handsome.

A person with a good face and a good figure can look good in anything. That fluorescent dress is ugly just by hanging it, but when it is worn on him, people can't take their eyes off it.

As No.1 in the first grade of smoking and drinking, Nitro is no stranger to this culture. He quickly changed into hot pants, suspenders and a denim jacket, and also put on a pair of glasses for himself, looking glamorous and handsome.

Xia Youjie was groped by the shopping guide, and was kindly recommended tattoo stickers, and went to the locker room to operate for a long time.

When she came out, she wore a vest with flowery arms and a large black coat that couldn't be dropped.

Party B Yunhe touched his chin and said, "Why do I feel like we are going to fight?"

Although his original intention was to dress up so that his own mother wouldn't even recognize him, everyone seemed to have too distinct personal characteristics.

Even if he chooses a low-key skull shirt jeans and baseball cap, walking among these three people, it is difficult to really low-key.

"Who do you want to fight?" Wujo Gojo was eager to try, thinking that fighting in new clothes must be very handsome.

Yunhe categorically denied it: "No way, do you understand love and peace? After choosing the clothes, how about we get a hairstyle?"

When he entered the barber shop and saw rows of photos of non-mainstream hairstyles on the wall, he couldn't get in with his other foot.

Speaking of it, it seems that non-mainstream is still popular in Japan until more than ten years later.

Aesthetics are worthy of respect, but he felt that he hurt his eyes a little.

At this time Gojo Satoru was already sitting in front of the mirror, and the barber with striking green hair stood behind him courteously, touched his smooth and flexible silver hair, and said pleasantly: "Handsome, your hair color seems to be born naturally. , instead of bleaching, do you want to choose a brighter color?"

Party B Yunhe held his breath, for fear that Gojo Satoru would say the classic "I want to dye this thing green".

Fortunately, Gojo Satoru didn't want to change his hair color, and said rather self-consciously: "There can't be a better-looking and brighter hair color than this one. Wash my hair and cut the hair that sticks to my face."

Xia Youjie sat on the other side, and was also very satisfied with himself in the mirror, but the bangs on his forehead were a bit too long (as Wujo Wu said, a bit piercing his face), so he said: "Then I will wash it too. Short head, trim your bangs."

Nitro: "I'm going to grow long hair, so I'll just wash it."

Yunhe's mood of watching the play overcame his own eyes, walked in and said, "I wash my hair too."

We all know that when you say "cut your hair" to Mrs. Tony and only say it once, it is very dangerous.

Gojo Satoru was better, but felt that his eyes were a little brighter.

Xia Youjie directly lost half of his bangs, because no matter how the barber trimmed them, he thought the bangs were strange, and then kept trimming them.

When he realized something was wrong and stopped angrily, he was so frightened that the other party snapped off half of it with a pair of scissors.

While dragging him outside, the other three persuaded him, "Calm down! This is an ordinary person you want to protect! And even if you beat him to death, your bangs won't recover, so you should give up."

In the end, he seemed to have lost his soul, sitting despondently on a flower bed by the side of the road, and the frenzied laughter of the other three couldn't bring him back to his senses.

Then, the car carrying the first grade drove to a wealthy residential area in the city center.

Because the license plate of this car was registered with the security guard in the community, they went in smoothly, and then parked in the garage of a certain mansion.

Gojo Satoru began to ask again: "What are we doing here?"

Party B Yunhe asked him back: "Do you know? What is the configuration of our first grade called?"

"what is it call?"

"Of course it is the strongest team! We have the strongest Pokémon Summoner, the strongest nanny, the strongest magician, and me, the strongest melee and prop master. So, we are the strongest, without us A group that cannot be opened."

Probably because he stayed with Fyodor for a long time, Party B Yunhe is also very good at fooling people now, and soon stirred up the emotions of several other people, and prepared excitedly every day.

Xia Youjie still asked cautiously: "Tell me, whose group are we here for?"

Party B Yunhe pointed to the other cars in the garage and said, "Have you seen these luxury cars? When we got up early and worked hard at night, counting with our fingers what spells and experimental equipment we could buy with the money we earned, our upper management bought them again. A new car, living in an expensive mansion, sleeping with a new wife."

Hatred for the rich immediately spread among them, except——

Patriarch of the Wutiao family: "Is there any problem with money...?"

"It's not wrong to be rich, the fault is that he makes money by selling people." Yunhe took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, "I bought news about this person. During his tenure, students from two schools The death rate is 30.00% higher than the previous term, and the missing body rate is as high as 60.00%.”

"Although it's normal to die without a whole body when fighting a curse spirit, it's very weird to be able to judge that the relics of the opponent's death are well preserved, but the body disappears completely."

"I've also checked the housing prices here. With the other party's salary, they won't be able to afford it for at least 20 years. He also bought a three-story basement. Do you understand what I mean?"

Jia Ruozi took the paper in his hand and looked at it.

The words on this piece of paper are densely packed, and there are many terms, she can barely understand some of them, and said: "The ports of some residual limbs are flat, and the possibility that the spell spirits with sharp weapon parts are not ruled out, but most of the spells Lingdu is more used to tearing prey apart. This seems a bit deliberate."

Gojo Satoru: "Who is it?"

Party B Yunhe: "It's the Saitogawa man who scolded us a few days ago. I spent a lot of money to buy his news, but I didn't expect such a big thing later."

This is almost equivalent to trying to dig up the boss's black material and report the other party, but I didn't expect to directly enter the legal process.

Considering that it is unclear who was involved in this matter (it has not been discovered for so long, it is obviously impossible for one person to do it), he intends to bring everyone over to see what is sinister, and the boss is not worthy of sympathy.

Xia You: "Where did you buy the news, is it reliable?"

Yunhe: "It's the website where curse masters take orders. You can get any services related to the magic world for a fee. I've looked for a proxy to do the task on it before. To be honest, they are quite cheap and there are a lot of them." Not very smart."

In this era where chat rooms can talk about life and death friends, and love with three lives and three generations, netizens are still too simple, and they can be fooled one by one.

When he checked the Fujikawa people, he directly said that he wanted to mess with the other party, and that he came to have a grudge against this person, and caught a whole football team's fish in one net.

So in fact, the news is quite cheap (no way, his huge assets are in another world, and he is currently living on the monthly living expenses provided by the mission and the system).

Gojo Satoru held his buddy's hand with sincere eyes: "Please be sure to share with me."

"It's easy to say, let's go down to the basement first and see what this man is hiding."

Wujo Wu judged the direction based on the power of the mantra. Xia Youjie summoned a mantra that could illuminate the eyes and let the other party open the way first. Party B Yunhe protected Nitzi, and the group walked the stairs into the basement tacitly.

There were some huge boxes piled up in the basement, some were heavy and some were empty. After removing a few empty boxes, a relatively clean floor tile appeared on the ground.

After uncovering the bricks, there is an iron door with a combination lock.

Yunhe squinted his eyes, opened his book, and began to take out tools.

[Clothes hanger: Hitting a child can cause harm. 】

[Math paper with 59 points: it can cause great harm to parents and children. 】

[Sledgehammer: [-] points per blow, suitable for hitting the wall, but it will make a huge noise, and there is a high probability of receiving a critical blow from the neighbors. 】

……

Mechanically repeating the action of taking out and putting back, before everyone ran out of patience, they finally took out the correct props.

[Crowbar: The holy sword of physics, understand everything.

Attributes: Attack 100000, Critical Strike 30%, Absolute Hit

Special effect: Pry open (you can use it to pry open anything)

Side Effect: Probability of causing some monsters to chase and kill. 】