Bizarre beater

Chapter 28 Minor Repair

Party B Yunhe was treated as a "patient", and the system also gave him two days of sick leave, and asked him to keep a low profile for two days before going to work.

After all, he was still a little guilty, so he paid attention to the follow-up of the port mafia.

Of course, it was impossible to tell him about the casualties, but it gave him a point of investigation results.

It was a Mafia staff member who originally delivered food to Verlaine who ordered takeaway from him at first.

Because I heard that the death rate of food delivery is very high, I ordered takeaway for huge sums of money.

Lan Tang ordered the latter.

The reason for delivering food to Yumeno Kusaku is the same as above.

The two people who probably ordered takeaway didn't expect things to evolve to this point.

Those sea people who were not killed by him returned to the sea at the speed of light, and the targets of persecution were transferred from the port mafia to the fishing boats in Yokohama Port.

The power holders of the strange tales of the rules were arrested and sent to the prison for the supernatural beings, and all published books were burned.

The results of the investigation said that he was a student of the youth academy before, and he was bullied by his peers and mentally abused by his teacher. He was asked to recite the rules and regulations ten times a day, and then he awakened his ability and reported to the office.

It is said that the prison for supernatural beings has a single room for one person, the food is good, and there is a special intelligent AI to educate minors with supernatural abilities. It is also a good place to go.

The strange talk was circulated for a while, but this time it was not realized again, and was soon replaced by a new fashion.

Lovecraft wandered on the shore for a few days, and Yumeno Kusaku, who was supposed to be in confinement again, ran away with him.

What can be done, no one can punish him.

Everyone's attitude towards this old ruler is similar to that towards the Transcendent, whatever they like, as long as it's not too much, everyone will ignore it.

Fitzgerald quietly deducted some benefits from the port mafia, then blatantly collected a lot of money, contacted the supernatural beings to build a new building for Mafia, and completed the re-engraving and reconstruction within a week.

The city of Yokohama has also experienced various storms and waves, and quickly resumed its daily life.

The Armed Detective Agency also often received haunting commissions during this period, but most of them were just playing tricks. The real ghosts were very low-key because of the rumors of Yokohama's death, and consciously went back after wandering in the world for a while.

Osamu Dazai disappeared for a while, and when he returned, he found that the rumors that "Osamu Dazai defected from Butei and returned to Mafia as a cadre" had spread throughout the circle of supernatural beings in Yokohama, and Kunikida almost didn't let him out.

Then there is the Lord of Hell, who angrily ran to the world to fight with Party B Yunhe.

The sky was smashed, the sun and the moon were darkened, and it seemed like they were about to cross the catastrophe.

As a result, he was told to recite the law of entropy increase a dozen times.

I can only be very angry and say that I will paste "Dazai Osamu and Party B Yunhe are not allowed to enter" on the gate of hell.

This threat made the devil laugh when he heard it.

In the end, his relationship with his tense neighbor next door magically eases, perhaps better than ever.

It doesn't feel like the familiar plastic smell.

Party B Yunhe, who was unable to enter the illusion of broken love, thought regretfully after eating the takeaway that his neighbor asked him to pack.

In the afternoon, I was in a good mood to draw pictures on the balcony.

The two happiest processes of oil painting are mixing paint and laying color.

It's very cool to spread dark colors on pure white cardboard.

Even if he was scolded [-] times by the teacher, "you can't paint from too dark colors", he will never repent, but just increase the amount of white paint.

Of course, it all depends on fate.

No matter how awesome a painter is, don't they have a lot of waste manuscripts?

He is so good, it is normal to have a lot of waste manuscripts, and it is a surprise to see it all.

When there are a lot of bad reasons, the mentality is very stable.

Today's painting is very good, the water in the deep sea is very black, the sea water above is very blue, the white clouds in the sky are very white, and the blue-striped octopus in the water is also very pretty.

Stopping to admire his masterpiece, he stretched himself, ready to go out to deliver the last order of takeaway.

The durability of 300 points is finally bottoming out.

He caressed the arbitrary door cherishingly, but there was no particular reluctance in his eyes.

Although the random door is good, he is a little bored after all, and needs a new job to adjust his mood.

Before he was about to leave, someone knocked on his door.

No, the neighbor at this point should be obsessed with work, and no one else knows that he lives here.

Picking up the paperweight on the table, Party B Yunhe sneaked up to the door, looking out from the cat's eyes, it was a young man with strange hair color, half white and half lavender.

Just the kind of young people who don't seem to have been mellowed by society's beatings, easily frightened.

With a gentle temperament, he seemed to be nervous about this kind of behavior of beating others, and fine sweat oozes from his forehead.

It's surprisingly ordinary.

Thankfully, he has been in Yokohama for two months and finally saw an ordinary person.

With excitement, he put the paperweight on the table and opened the door enthusiastically: "Hi, what's the matter?"

"Ah... I'm Mr. Tosi's colleague Sigma. I may be living downstairs for a while recently, so I'm here to visit you."

The young man seemed to be a little socially handicapped, but very politely brought him a carton of milk and a bag of snacks.

Party B Yunhe took it over and shook his hand in a friendly way: "It's too polite, you can come to my house for dinner when you have time, but I order takeaways recently, I might be able to recommend what flavors you like to eat."

This little brother named Sigma didn't look like a vicious criminal at all, his face was full of harmlessness and kindness, and even shaking hands with him was so weak that his palms sweated.

So cute.

and many more.

Live downstairs with him.

He recalled an incident in which a neighbor was seriously injured by accident, and said with a guilty conscience: "I accidentally hit the balcony on the second floor before, and I will repair the balcony for you when I finish my work, and clean it by the way."

"No, no, no, I've already fixed it." Thinking of the traces on the balcony that looked like a murder scene, Sigma's hands sweated even more, how dare he ask others to clean the balcony for him.

Help—Mr. Tosi actually asked him to get this kind of news. If the two of them broke up one day, would he be the first to die?

After nervously speaking a few unexpected daily topics to the other party, Sigma saw this big guy who had been in the limelight recently, wearing a hat like a delivery boy, summoned a door out of thin air, opened it and left.

He calmed down and went back to the next door.

Fyodor also calmed down and made mental preparations. He was sure that no matter what answer he heard, he would not have a heart attack, so he asked, "What news did you get?"

He deliberately asked Sigma to come over, one reason was that the Supernatural Secret Service Division was very aggressive in tracking down Sigma, and he asked the other party to come here to avoid the limelight.

One is to know what secret Party B Yunhe is hiding that must never be known.

Originally, I wanted to directly ask who the other party’s boss is, but considering the existence of that level, there may be additional means (he can’t check the contents of Party B’s Yunhe’s phone, and people outside this building can’t find it), That's why I asked in a roundabout way.

Although he did have new views and plans for that person, he couldn't continue to ignore the obstacles that the other person might cause him.

There is always a solution.

Sigma: "I think...the answer might be something you don't want to hear."

Fyodor's heart sank, and he said without changing his face: "Tell me."

"The last thing he wants people to know is that he likes you." Sigma said rather embarrassingly, feeling that the plot has directly changed from a spy war to a bloody love.

After hearing the news, Mr. Tosi was speechless for a while.

When the performance of two people is normal and logical, but they get along ambiguously, one of them must have a ghost in his heart or subconscious.

He has understood this truth for a long time, but he has been unable to figure out who is wrong. On average, he suspects that the person next door likes him four times a week, but he soon feels that he is not.

Since it is not the other party, it is himself.

His high attention and desire to control this person can actually be interpreted as having to do so because of his special status, or as possessiveness and liking.

Although the other party is always blocking him, he really appreciates the other party, feels that he is different, and feels that he seems to be lazy but restrained and rational.

Undiminished attention, desire for control, appreciation, easy emotional ups and downs due to the other party, easy forgiveness and no rejection of approaching... To him, it can indeed be called liking.

So the abnormality since getting along is because he likes the other party to feel abnormal.

It's just that I didn't expect that Party B Yunhe really liked him all the time... Anyone who heard this would laugh out loud.

He doesn't understand.

Why is it that some people can go crazy to death in front of the person they like without hesitation in defrauding the other person, and still feel that liking is something that must not be known by others.

If you think he will take advantage of this to make the other party do something he doesn't like, is it a suspicion?

Mr. Tosi, who learned that his neighbor had a crush on him, thought indifferently, his face was really not pretty.

He asked again: "Then what news did he learn from you?"

Sigma stammered, and then said, "I don't think... you'd like to hear it."

Fyodor took a sip of coffee and calmed down before saying, "Let's talk."

A heart attack won't kill you.

He wants to hear, if there is anything else he doesn't like to hear.

Sigma took a step back, his eyes fluttered, but he didn't dare to meet people's eyes: "Ahem...he wants to know...you, are you okay?"

Fyodor: "..."

It's true that he doesn't like to hear it.

-

Not knowing that the relationship between his neighbors will become tense again, Party B Yunhe is not in a good mood at the moment.

He didn't expect that his last order of takeaway would be so twists and turns.

At first, he received a package from Party A asking him to send it to another place from a gangster.

He was a little puzzled right away, why didn't he just ask the younger brother to deliver it.

And it doesn't seem to be in a hurry. Party A's request is to let him take the entire courier around Tokyo without letting anyone catch up, and then send it to a certain place quietly.

It was really weird, so he turned his perception up a bit.

Good guy.

What's inside is alive.

Still a living head.

He was so frightened that he threw the takeaway into the sea, picked up the ghost-fearing Yi Fang Yunhe and called the police with trembling hands.

The policeman who came over after hearing the news calmed him down and asked him to open the takeaway.

He gave the takeaway to the policeman: "You drive as you please."

The little policeman saw that the seal had not been removed, and didn't understand how he concluded that it was a human head. He looked at him suspiciously and warned, "You will be detained if you report to the false police."

Yunhe sneered: "Open it for yourself. If it's not a human head, I'll eat it... If it's not the head of some kind of creature, I'll twist off my own head and kick it as a ball."

Mr. Police was taken aback by his words, and opened the takeaway in panic.

Inside is a human head.

The beautiful head of a woman, soaked in the solution, from the tissue point of view, is not a simulation but the real thing.

Go directly to the legal drama.

Then the head seemed to feel some strange fluctuations, and opened its eyes.

The plot takes a nosedive and turns into a horror flick.

The policeman froze in place, desperately resisting the urge to let go, the female colleague who came with him let out a scream, and quickly called the police.

Oh no, notify the special department.

Isn't it true that the hauntings in this circle were more serious some time ago? The people in the police station have basically dialed certain calls proficiently.

The Conjurer's Association has been very popular recently, and its performance has been rising steadily. The conjurers in service are working overtime day and night.

The upper class is happy, but the workers and students are suffering.

A situation like this "the food delivery suddenly found that there was a live human head inside" is a minor problem, and it happens to be during the day, so of course it is for the students to deal with it.

When Yu Zhang Youren saw the second party, Yunhe, he greeted him friendly: "I thought of you when I heard about the takeaway."

Yunhe: "...tomorrow's me will not be today's delivery boy."

"what?"

"The company is going to close down, take two days off and change jobs."

"congratulations."

"thanks, thanks."

The policeman next to him: ? ? ?

At the strong request of the delivery boy, they sat in a police car together and traveled around Tokyo.

Orihara Lin, who monitored this scene, also ran away long ago.

But no matter how much you run, you won't be able to get out of the range of any door.

Party B, Yunhe, forcefully stuffed the takeaway into his hand, and looked at the last Party A who was the delivery guy.

Handsome and thin, it seems that the fighting power is lower than 0.5 goose, but the evasion value is higher than the normal level.

There are two words of insidiousness in the dark red eyes, and the words are a bit playful and cute.

Maybe pretty villains are popular now.

"If you have anything to say, tell the police, it's useless to tell me." He said ruthlessly.

Orihara Lin also angrily gave him a bad review.

Then got caught in the bureau.

Party B Yunhe, who has experienced his second career, has long been afraid of bad reviews.

He is a delivery boy who has received 1000 million tips, so let the boss deduct the performance deductions.

Working hard every day is hard enough.

Bad today (2/1)

Knotweed Yuren hugged Serti's head, stood on the road in front of the police station, looked blankly at his handsome back, and raised Erkang's hand: "Wait—"

Backhandedly stuffed the employee hat with long ears into the trash can, Party B Yunhe turned around: "What's the matter?"

Hu Zhang asked in embarrassment: "This head, what should I do?"

To be honest, there was no magic power on it, and he reasonably suspected it was the head of a monster.

"Why don't you eat it? Aren't you the king of the millennium curse?"

"Stop kidding, she's been staring at you."

The takeaway guy who has been out of control for a while, restrained his expression and quickly changed his words: "Then distribute the lost and found flyers at the perpetrator's place of residence."

"Oh oh oh——I'll call Hui and Nagasaki to come over and distribute flyers with me, thank you, Mr. Yunhe." The guy who easily believed in the bad idea of ​​the adult's knotweed gave him a thumbs up, and said he would ask the other party later Drink milk tea.

Party B Yunhe imagined the leaflets "Excuse me, has anyone lost his head" all over the street, clicked twice, and left happily.

The arbitrary door was recovered, and he simply wandered around Ikebukuro.

As expected of the famous Two-dimensional Street in the Two-dimensional country, he picked up a few bags of game discs as he strolled around.

Yunhe, who was in a happy mood, considered that there were new neighbors joining, and went to the supermarket to buy ingredients, and carried them back in large and small bags, and prepared a large table of dishes.

Then I happily called the two neighbors to cook.

I don't know why, Mr. Tosi, who had been very kind to him and took good care of him during this time, was very indifferent to his invitation.

And Sigma, who was also at Mr. Tosi's house, seemed very guilty.

He was lost in thought.

Could this be some kind of ruthless boss and his pure little white flower wife, he was tolerated by the boss in the early stage, just because he was quite similar to Xiao Baihua in the matter of "being an ordinary person"?

It's a pity that he finally figured it out, thinking that the neighbor might be able to do it with a man.

Isn't this another lovelorn?

Can he drink the second half-price milk tea alone?

Fyodor looked at the man who was gradually distracted, and calmed down again, and said, "Wait a minute, I still have some things to deal with. If you need anything, you can ask Sigma to help first."

Party B Yunhe still didn't ask too much: "Okay."

Then Sigma, who was covered in cold sweat, went back to his home, and asked the other party in a low voice: "Why does it feel like Mr. Tosi is angry? Could it be that he found out what I did again?"

It shouldn't be, his life has been normal recently, Party A is all dead houses, (except Gojo Satoru) the kind with only one abdominal muscle.

Moreover, he only delivered meals, and the only time he used a knife was to peel an apple for a client who couldn't take care of himself.

It can be called entering the world of ordinary people!

Sigma laughed dryly: "This...it's not convenient to say."

Although according to the law that people who know too much don't live long, he is destined to die young, but he doesn't want to explore why this person uses "again" to describe this sentence.

It's really hard to imagine that Mr. Toss would like this type of sabotage of his own plans... Oh, no, this seems to explain why Gogol can become Mr. Toss' best friend.

Tsk, people cannot be judged by their appearance.

Yunhe, who had already exonerated himself in his heart, nodded, thinking that someone else must have made Tuosi angry, and there was no need to investigate if it had nothing to do with him.

During the meal time, I found that the dishes were much richer than expected, and many of my favorite Fyodor's expressions softened a little.

Then I heard Party B Yunhe enthusiastically say to Sigma: "Although I haven't heard of you, I always feel that you may be Russian. The taste should be suitable?"

Sigma received Tuo Sijun's gaze from the opposite side. Although he was calm, he still said nervously: "No, it's okay. I can eat whatever I want, and I don't care."

"Omnivores are so good, everything tastes good." Yunhe, who can eat anything as long as it is delicious, gave someone a bowl of soup with full approval, "Over there, when new neighbors come to my house, they always want to eat together Don't feel embarrassed, there is no need to be nervous, just relax."

Sigma: "..."

I can't help being nervous.

Help, I feel like living here will be short-lived.

The atmosphere of the meal was rather weird, the world's first-class blind Mr. Yunhe put down the bowl and chopsticks, and solemnly told his two neighbors that if they are not invited to dinner on the third night, come and remind him Write a work summary.

Then go happily addicted to the game.

With that sharp back, it was hard for the other two to believe that he had a crush on the neighbor next door.

Fyodor knew why.

The other party will never invest too much emotion and energy in another person until they feel that it is suitable to go further.

Admirable sanity.

-

Eat and play, sleep after playing, play again after waking up, eat something when hungry, don't need to care about anything outside, just care about your own happiness.

This kind of drunken and happy time is always extremely short.

Although he was reminded by neighbors at 08 o'clock, Yunhe, the second party who was sitting in front of the computer at 30:[-] and was about to start writing a work summary, sighed deeply: "Why should I sit here and write a work summary for my salary? "

[If it can motivate you, I can empty your account and return it to you after you finish writing. 】

"That's not necessary."

He sighed again, stood up to take a shower, ate some snacks, and then returned to the computer with hot milk. When he saw the time was [-]:[-], he immediately became motivated.

Thanks to his astonishing hand speed and the brain full of spiritual thoughts in front of the deadline, he was stuck in the last minute before twelve o'clock, and he finally finished writing the work summary.

The system received the file and settled the settlement for him indifferently.

[Occupation: Deliveryman·Excellent (recovered).

In the past 31 working days, you have completed a total of 300 commissions, received 283 positive reviews and 17 negative reviews, and the performance salary is 30% of the basic salary (20 yen).The total commission (distributed) is 215.4 million yen, and the special power exchange skill growth point is 3.23 points.

Additional deductions:

If you take two days off, you will be deducted 5% of your wages.

Use the system to recover supernatural life forms, and deduct 40% of salary (skill points have been deducted in advance).

To sum up: the actual salary in this entry is 150.84 million, minus the account amount of 215.4 million, and the arrears of 64.56 have been deducted from the salary card. Please pay attention to the message prompt. 】

Party B Yunhe: "..."

He understands that there is no such thing as a wasted lunch, but isn't 40.00% of the total salary a bit too much?

The system ignored him, and the newly replaced electronic sound was also very ruthless.

[Do you want to conduct a new occupation draw? 】

Yunhe, who was already confident that he was a European, directly reached out to draw a card.

When he saw neither special effects nor cutscenes, he already had a bad feeling, and when he saw the character panel, he felt full of ridicule.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Special courier, general knowledge (durability 3/3)

Age: 27 (What makes a lad in his prime for this kind of work?)

Inherent Skills: Death Summoning (Level lv4 (103/100000)) Substitute Doll (You have a body of an evil god, use it, you can have some strange skills and characteristics)

Occupational Skills: Proficiency in Chemistry (you are a poor student who loves mathematics, physics and chemistry, I don’t know who gave you the courage to take up this profession), Explosives General (although you memorize the principles in a mess, you can always make capable Exploding things come, just out of control)

Occupational scope: Directional demolition of construction.

Working hours: If Party A is willing to entrust you, you have to work at any time.

Salary related: There is no basic salary, and the remuneration paid by Party A is your entire remuneration.

Negative buffs: the curse of the lover card, the gaze of justice (when you are performing blasting operations, there is a certain chance of being discovered by righteous people), the curse of hell (you are more likely to be attacked by ghosts)]

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