Bizarre beater

As a worker who got a legendary job for the first time and an excellent job for the second time, Party B Yunhe is undoubtedly a lucky person with a higher than average level of European spirit.

So he was lucky enough to choose the correct building this time, and he got a prompt as soon as he entered the door.

The living room wrote a notice in the form of a poster.

""Port Mafia Visitor's Handbook": Dear visitor, welcome to the Port Mafia Headquarters Building. After you enter the Port Mafia Headquarters, please abide by the following rules..."

"1. There is only one headquarters building of the Port Mafia, and the one with the most people is the real one.

2. In order to ensure their own safety, visitors can carry 1-2 weapons for self-defense, but please keep them safe so as not to hurt yourself.

3. The Port Mafia is an inclusive and diverse organization. It is normal for Mafia members to wear kimonos, sand-colored windbreakers, white clothes, and red scarves. Don’t panic when you see transparent figures floating around. They are serious workers. .

4. The Port Mafia is a caring organization. It is normal to see underage girls and boys. Occasionally, you will see quite realistic or cartoon dolls. Please do not show panic expressions, but be polite and follow They say hello. (Note: Saying hello is essential.)

5. The little girl with blond hair often plays hide-and-seek games with others. Help her hide and win, which can be recognized by the little girl.

6. From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening, it is the game time for little boys. Everyone must participate in the game, and those who win can get rewards.

7. You can go anywhere in this building, all will welcome guests, but please don't refuse any invitation from them if a special door is opened. (Strongly recommend the ocean party on the 51st floor, everyone likes it very much)

8. There are three leaders of the port mafia, and six of the five major cadres. If you see them fighting, it is recommended to persuade them to fight.

9. Humid air, dark shadows swaying in the corridor, fangs of shadows on the wall, bloody smell in the air and knocking sounds are all normal phenomena, don’t be surprised.

10. Port Mafia welcomes any visitor as long as you follow the rules. "

If Party B Yunhe read this poster carefully, he would find a lot of problems that were concealed.

But he only read one line, and found that it was the same as the last one he had seen, so he chose "too long not to read".

He's just a food delivery guy, not a visitor.

He then ignored everyone who tried to say hello to him, headed straight for the elevator, and, after realizing it was broken, climbed the stairs cursing.

This person is as light as a swallow, and his movements are fast.

Something in the shadows was about to move, only had time to see an afterimage passing by, dazed for a moment, and retracted its claws peacefully.

Although it was nothing to Yunhe, the second party, going up to the 40th floor was nothing, but he was still very upset.

So when he saw the client, he handed the sack to the client in disgust, and prepared to leave.

The client who saw the ruthless back before making an evil expression:? ? ?

"Wait." He was in a hurry, and after shouting out, he realized that his voice was not suppressed, and fell silent.

His voice was sharp, with a strange accent.

And the delivery man who turned his head seemed to have discovered something, and there was a trace of cold murderousness in his eyes.

On the first day of going ashore as a human being, Party A, who had no experience in harming people, was overwhelmed, but he still said sternly: "Where is the knife? How can I eat without a knife?"

Party B Yunhe, who was automatically translated by the system but couldn't hear the accent at all:?

"The other party didn't give you a knife, why don't you find a knife yourself?"

If the takeaway hasn't been delivered yet, he can just ask the person who provided the takeaway with a knife. If he wants chopsticks or spoons, he can also snatch other riders on the way.

After all this was delivered, I suddenly asked him for a knife, saying that without a knife, I would not be able to eat, and then quarreled with him.

Don't Party A think this is a bit outrageous? ?

Under his menacing gaze, Party A, who seemed to be just an ordinary social animal, suddenly became emotional and shouted: "Give me the knife, give me the knife—"

The voice is too sharp, it is tantamount to a mental blow to the workers who are not in a good mood.

Yunhe, the second party, was so angry that he directly summoned Smilt, whom he hadn't seen for a long time (fear of ghosts, so he looked at him), and in the sudden frightened expression of Party A, he grabbed the death scythe and smashed it in front of him with a bang. Said gloomily: "There is no other choice, just this."

The other party directly knelt down to him, shaking his head frantically: "I dare not, I dare not."

Fuck, why does the delivery guy carry the Grim Reaper with him? Is the world so scary now?

He is still young and has not lived enough, can he apply to return to the deep sea? ?

"Okay." Party B, who calmed down, felt that ordinary people would be really scared when they saw a huge black sickle and something with only a skeleton, so he looked slightly confused and said, "Then how do you want to eat with a knife?"

Party A, who originally wanted to trick the weapon into giving the opponent a knife, shivered and moved back a little, and said in a low voice, "Just... just take a slice."

I heard that people on the shore are more particular about eating raw fish, and the slices are very good-looking, so he wants to try it too.

"Okay." The almighty takeaway boy nodded, then opened the sack, and poured out four or five big fish.

Several fish seem to be of the same species, but they are so ugly that they have their own characteristics, and they are as free as the "masterpiece" left by painting dark paint on the canvas when he decompressed.And he wasn't dead yet, he squirmed twice on the ground, leaving traces of fishy slime, staring at him with fish eyes.

Party B Yunhe's heart, which was a little frightened, calmed down a little.

He was worried that there was something evil and bloody like a broken arm inside, but he didn't expect it to be a fish.

In this way, he can still maintain a normal and simple life.

Using a sickle to cut these fish fillets into fish fillets as thin as cicada's wings, he watched the other party shake his hands and give him five-star praise, nodded lightly, and left with Smilte, who was crying bitterly while holding the sickle.

All the way out of the port mafia very smoothly, but met a strange man on the way.

The other person was extremely tall (more than two meters by visual inspection), with thick and long hair like seaweed, with a sunken face and a distressed look. He was wearing a long black tattered coat, and seemed to have a social barrier.

The man, who claimed to be Lovecraft, stopped him, and after a while he said, "Have you ever seen a white... octopus with blue stripes?"

Party B, Yunhe, almost instantly remembered the octopus that the fisherman gave him some time ago.

Because the source is a bit strange, it looks beautiful and tastes good, so he was quite impressed. (Of course, it has been tested by the system before eating, and it is non-toxic)

Fuck, it must be this person's pet, right? ?

Trying to maintain an upright expression, he asked cautiously, "It sounds like a blue-striped octopus. Why are you looking for it?"

Lovecraft organized his language for a while, and said, "It's... family."

Damn, it's still a family pet! !

A poor single social animal (a suit in a tattered coat) and the beautiful octopus he considers family are separated forever.

Fisherman has unintentionally ruined a family!

He strongly condemned the fisherman who had only met once, and said with a very innocent face: "No, I don't have the habit of sea fishing."

Lovecraft didn't realize the loophole in his words, but nodded slightly disappointed: "Excuse me."

He saw that there was some breath on this person, and thought it would be a clue.

Check it out again.

Guiltyly forgetting about this matter, when Party B Yunhe returned home, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the lights next door were turned on.

I didn't expect Mr. Neighbor to come back so soon.

It's not been two weeks since I left.

Fyodor didn't expect to come back so soon.

He has no intention of restoring that false and harmonious relationship with neighbors. He ordered takeaway before to spend money to eliminate disasters and out of confidentiality considerations.

In my heart, I very much hope that the other party will stay at home more and go out less, so as not to cause trouble to his new plan.

The results of it?

It turned out that this man had caused him trouble from the very beginning.

The author of "Collection of Strange Tales of Rules" described to him in an excited tone how great and powerful the "God" he was going to create was, and then said: "Of course, He is still very young, and from the outside it looks like just a beautiful beast. white and blue-striped octopus."

Who could have imagined how depressed he would be when he heard this sentence?

He still remembers that he didn't eat octopus because of his eating habits, and the person next door said "it's really delicious, try it" in a coaxing tone.

He resolutely refused at the time, so it can be said that the plan of this link directly died in someone's womb.

Because it was an accident, he couldn't blame others.

Was Party B Yunhe sent by heaven to sabotage his plan? ?

Mr. Tosi couldn't understand it very much.

And I have to come back very tired to see if there is any problem with the other party, and if there is room for saving things.

Party B Yunhe came home and felt that the fishy smell of seafood was too strong, so he took off his work clothes and went to take a shower.

So when Fyodor knocked on the door, it was opened to a bathing beauty in a bathrobe with dripping hair.

The neckline of the men's yukata is very open, and he is slightly taller than the other, so he can see quite a lot.

Although this person has always been big-hearted, he still doubted it.

Is it intentional?

"Do you smell anything strange?"

To actually ask others what smell they smelled from their body after taking a bath, it was really intentional...

However, the next moment the other party was full of complaints and complained: "There are still people who sell some live fish. It's fine to order live fish. The taste of the fish is so strong. The taste of the fish is fine. They even asked me to slice it. I When I bought shower gel, why did I buy a mild one? If I didn’t wash it clean and walked on the street tomorrow, what would people think my family was selling fish?”

Party B's Yunhe does not have body fragrance or body odor in his settings, and he doesn't sweat too much, because when he buys toiletries, he buys those with a particularly weak fragrance.

But how to put it, Fyodor only smelled the aroma mixed in the water vapor from the opponent's body, and didn't smell the smell of fish (the system work clothes were automatically refreshed).

Reflecting on his self-indulgence, he said after a moment of silence: "I heard...some strange things happened in Yokohama, how is your recent work situation?"

Party B Yunhe: "Well, in Yokohama, it's normal for any strange things to happen. As for work, I think this may be the job I'm closest to working for a normal person this year."

Fyodor saw that the other party didn't intend to pull up the neckline at all, and remained silent for a moment, politely looked away, and after he had finished understanding the meaning of the other party's words, he couldn't help asking: "Nothing happened...it's more bizarre. thing?"

"I think, all Party A is weird." Party B paused for a while, and quickly added, "Of course, you are not included, you are simply the most likable Party A."

The likable Party A...is just because he is one of the few people who has accepted his commission and is still living a good life.

Mr. Toth said he didn't like the compliment.

The topic has reached this point, because of the difference in cognition, there is no need to continue.

The neighbor who came to the next door only got more entangled mood did not stay longer, and quickly went back to his home, thinking about how to politely let the other party know that he should pay attention to his appearance when meeting outsiders.

After party B Yunhe was depressed in his heart, "He is really not interested at all", he finally accepted the fact that the neighbor's husband is not interested in the same sex.

After all, Russians seem to have a lot of research on religion.

Originally, he thought that the other party had done a lot of illegal and criminal things, and this one was not bad, so he was lucky.

Now think about it or forget it.

He was cursed for throwing away his lover's card, but he was not the object of the package distribution.

Being single is single, and it's not like you can't twist the bottle cap.