Bizarre beater

A lovers card.

"It seems that the guest is expected to get rid of being single recently?"

Fyodor no longer wanted to express his doubts about the fortune-teller's questioning tone. Now he just wanted to know if the crystal ball just now was just a mystery, whether he could recover the 70 billion.

That is not a small amount, and it should be used to its due value.

"No, I have no idea about that."

Despite having dangerous thoughts in his heart, he still talked to the other party gently.

"Oh. Then this incident may trouble you, let's pretend that this incident didn't happen." Party B Yunhe reached out and took the card and threw it into the trash can, then took out the card and pen and handed it to the other party. "Please give a five-star praise, thank you."

Fyodor looked at the shimmering cards that fell into the trash can, and swallowed the reminder "it's best not to throw away divination tools at will".

He faintly noticed that the other party didn't seem to like his profession, and his attitude was casual and bored, and he might not be unaware of this.

The way of this fortune teller looks very wild, I hope his 70 billion can be worth something.

Leaving a five-star praise in a good manner, he turned and walked out.

Party B Yunhe sat for a long time, but he didn't wait for the second guest. He checked his panel boredly.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Birthday: 4.04

Height: 177cm

Weight: XNUM X kg

Occupation: Fortune Teller·Legendary (Durability 90/99)

Age: 17 years old (You are a young fortune-teller who has just embarked on a career as a fortune-teller, but don't worry, you were born to eat this bowl of food, and all the fortune-telling results are completely correct.)

Strength: max

Agility: max

Perception: max

HP: 999999...999

mp: 999999...999

Inherent Skills: None.

Occupational Skills: Mastery of Magic·Elementary, Divination (you can pay a very small price for advanced divination), Foresight (you can see certain developments in the future at a certain cost), waiting to be discovered (need to be triggered by a specific character) .

Negative buff: the curse of the card (from the moment you discard the lover card, everyone you meet cannot be your lover)

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The advertisements in the system did not deceive him. Although the shell looked thin and thin, all the values ​​related to his strength were full.

The current him can deal tons of damage with a single brick, while others can't even wear off his bloody skin with a large attack against him.

The occupation is a fortuneteller, and the legendary suffix should be professional talent. Clicking on it will display five grades (proficient, average, excellent, legendary and heavenly gift).

He is in the legendary file, so he can use the props in the divination house casually to get the correct answer.

Tianci probably does not need props, but directly relies on eyes to tell fortunes.

In addition, the higher the grade, the more likely it is to have extraordinary talents.

For example, in his professional skills, the waiting to be discovered is probably something incredible.

It's like a game.

But even if it is a game, it is uncomfortable to complete a big order without getting a commission from nine to five.

Party B Yunhe turned off the panel uninterestedly, and began to think about what to have for dinner.

The system said that some employees' houses were given away for free, with simple decoration, furniture, refrigerators and air conditioners, and he needed to buy other things by himself.

He was also given a salary advance.

His salary as a fortune teller is 100 million yen per month. He was very happy when he heard about it, until he earned 70 billion for his boss in his first order.

No commission.

No commission.

No commission.

No bonus yet.

The person who was willing to pay 70 billion just now was definitely because the result was worth the price.

Shouldn't his labor be rewarded?

The system seemed to be annoyed by him and gave a reward.

[Congratulations on completing the first order in your career, and get a reward: Indestructible Purple Hair Band·Eternal. 】

Party B Yunhe: "...Thank you so much, boss."

The system was a little puzzled by his address, so he asked.

[Why do you call me the boss? 】

No one of his kind has ever been called that.They are all numbers, code names, nicknames, or simply called systems.

Boss...it should be an honorific word, right?

Party B Yunhe: "Aren't you a worker system? You publish the work content, I provide the labor, and you pay the remuneration. What are you not the boss?"

He didn't think the other party was here for charity, and the system mostly used him.

He has never been afraid to speculate on his boss with the greatest malice.

【Understood. 】

Party B, Yunhe, didn't know what the other party understood, but his back turned cold, and he always felt that the system was going to trick him, so he secretly raised his vigilance.

In the following time, he finally found out how to turn on the headlights in the manual and turned on the headlights.

Then start playing with your phone under good lighting conditions.

The place where he is currently located is Yokohama, Japan, a city with supernatural powers, and the city is governed by the port mafia, the armed detective agency and the supernatural secret service department.

In other words, there is nothing wrong with the police. They are probably responsible for arriving at the scene after the accident and the bodies have cooled down.

As a Two-dimensional creature, he is very familiar with this setting, but he can't recall anything.

Can't remember a single episode.

Great, so I won't be spoiled by myself.

As for the danger, although this setting sounds very simple and simple, he should not be in danger, so you just need to watch the show.

I don't know if there are melon seeds for sale here.

Suddenly worried about food problems, migrant workers from other places downloaded a local gourmet app, searched the neighborhood, and were pleasantly surprised to find that they opened a shop on Chinatown.

Compliment your boss.

He continued to browse casually for background information.

Yokohama is a port city in the Tokyo metropolitan area, but there was a big explosion full of fantasy and supernatural colors many years ago, forming a deep pit. The poor people built many dilapidated houses in the deep pit without authorization, forming Yokohama's characteristic cultural street.

Worse than Leibo Street are the slums.

Party B Yunhe had a bad premonition, called out the staff dormitory he was assigned, and clicked on the location.

Lei Bo Street.

Sure enough, there are not many bosses who are not unscrupulous.

At any rate, it wasn't near a slum, and it was free. He didn't raise any objections. He just asked about water and electricity, and got the good news that water and electricity were normally supplied throughout the day.

I can still live.

I still plan to turn over Leibo Street again. The simple and honest Yi Fang Yunhe heard the wind chime outside the door.

There are guests.

He put his cell phone in his pocket, went to open the door, and couldn't help but say at the first sight of the other party, "Do you need me to call you for an emergency?"

As expected of a Two-dimensional world, this person covered in bandages and bleeding from his abdomen can come to someone for fortune-telling like a normal person.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the other party with his blood-stained hands, and said in a trembling voice: "Mr. Fortune Teller, I seem to be dying. Before I die, can you kindly tell me when I will die?"

Party B Yunhe:?

Well, quirky enough.

He looked down at his blood-stained underwear, barely smiling.

New work clothes, just so dirty.

"Our store's rule is to pay first and then place an order."

He said indifferently, and pressed 120, but he didn't get through. Remembering that he was in Japan, he pressed 119 again, and the connection told him that there was a patient who was shot in the abdomen and needed emergency rescue.

"But I don't have any money with me. Why don't you do a fortune-telling for me because I'm about to die. After I die, how about leaving all my inheritance to you?"

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to see what he was doing, he still begged.

"Okay." Party B Yunhe hung up the phone, looked at Osamu Dazai, looked at it for a long time but didn't see anything, only felt that if such a man begged a woman, he would never be rejected.

A widow king like him who has just been sentenced to death by the system is much more ruthless, not to mention refusing, even if he beats him up, he doesn't have the heart to beat him up.

I promised that I just wanted to play against him.

"Guest." He tore off the opponent's hand grabbing him, looked down at the palm prints on the opponent's half-dried blood-stained palm, frowned the whole time, and clicked his tongue twice from time to time.

Dazai also frowned.

Isn't this a fortune teller?

Why are you reading palmistry like a fortune teller?

Sensing the other party's gradually dropping body temperature, Party B Yunhe raised his head and said, "Congratulations, you're probably going to live a long life."

After hearing these vicious words, Osamu Dazai couldn't bear it, and passed out directly.

The hospital's ambulance came quickly and took him away. The kind fortune teller watched the car go away, then rolled up his blood-stained sleeves and went back to look at the store.

No one came again.

When the bell rang at five o'clock in the afternoon, Party B Yunhe rushed out immediately.

Coming off work is refreshing.

And you have to rush to buy things.

The author has something to say:

About the lover card: it simply curses people for being single.And you have to believe that if the two widowed kings have no interest in each other, even if they are the only ones left in the world, they will choose to kill each other, and only one person is beautiful.