Bizarre beater

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Deliveryman·Excellent (Durability 300/300)

Age: 21 years old (the right age to be called a delivery boy)

Inherent Skill: Reaper Summoning (Reaper usually sleeps in the card, every hour in the world will deduct 100 MP, and each recovery and summoning consumes an additional 100 MP. Use of skills to fight will cost extra)

Occupational skills: any door (can lead to the location near the entrusted location), decathlon · primary (when Party A wants you to be able to master some skills, you can master the skills in a short time).

Occupational scope: Undertake errands such as food delivery.

Working hours: Accept orders at free time throughout the day, with a minimum of 10 orders on working days.

Salary related: The basic salary is 30 yen, and Party A will receive 40% of Party A's remuneration for each completed order.

Negative buffs: the curse of the lover card, the curse of the god of death (you took away a god of death for yourself to drive, the lord of hell curses you, within a month, it is difficult for you to distinguish the world of the dead from the living)]

Although it was expected, Party B Yunhe was still a little speechless when he saw the profession.

Can you be a little copyright conscious?

Directly copying other people's color schemes and mascots, even if there is no such thing in this world, the conscience should not be able to live with it, right?

The heartless system was silent for a while, changed his work clothes into a white and gray striped sportswear, and changed his logo into a Q-version Russian flying mouse, and then nonchalantly announced that he could start working after twelve o'clock.

Aside from being speechless, Party B Yunhe is quite interested in the new profession.

A delivery man with any door is a job that many people dream of.

He felt that he was only one night away from getting rich.

So he decided to go out and splurge on the spot. The 65 yuan is enough to ensure that he can afford the game next month, and he can still have some money to buy some luxury goods.

Party B Yunhe stood in the art supplies store, looked at the rock painting tools (pigments made of precious stones) in the showcase that were the treasure of the store, and retracted the above sentence.

Simply buy some paint, there is no need to try new types of painting.

He bought a set of old Dutch paints and titanium dioxide super double, plus some painting tools, which cost more than 20 yuan at once.

Ever since I entered the art circle, my family has suspected that I have been cheated for a long time.jpg

On the way back, he passed by a bookstore next to him, and heard that the owner of the bookstore was enthusiastically promoting a new best-selling book. The name of the book was "A Collection of Strange Talks about Rules", and he bought a copy as it sounded interesting.

At night, Party B, Yunhe, tidied up another bedroom with bookshelves, preparing to use it as a studio.

Early the next morning, the hardworking workers got up and got ready for work.

The original divination room has changed drastically, except for a desk with a computer inside, there is only a door on the wall.

The door is made of wood, equipped with a handle and a doorbell. It looks very simple and ordinary, but it is a legendary door that can jump into space.

The computer on the table turned on by itself, displaying the background of the "Flying Squirrel Express" food delivery service platform registered with the system.

Party B, Yunhe, regretted at the beginning that he could not use the excuse of waiting for the computer to boot or update to fish, but suddenly realized that he was free working time now, and he only needed to send ten orders a day.

Comfortable.

He sits in front of the computer, checking background messages.

The first ten orders are automatically accepted by the system, and the expired orders are automatically refunded, and he can freely choose the next ones.

Compared with a food delivery platform, it is actually more like an employment-based website that only undertakes errands.

The remuneration is not displayed, and it must be settled after the delivery is completed.

But it shouldn't be something strange, after all, he has to be paid at 40.00%.

The delivery location of the first order is quite close.

Armed Detective Agency.

The deadline is nine o'clock in the morning, and the entrusted content is a gift, a bouquet of red roses, a spicy crab and a bottle of sake.

They have to go to four places to pick up the packages, and then deliver them to "Mr. Dazai".

The requirement is that the other party open the gift in person and answer the phone.

"Tsk."

He, a migrant worker who had just "broken in love", uttered a voice of disdain for this kind of entrustment, which was full of the sour smell of love.

Other than that, he was not surprised by the contents of the entrustment. Although he was a widow, he could tell at first glance that Osamu Dazai was a typical arsonist.

Maybe more than one woman wanted to send him flowers.

Possibly not a woman.

Putting on a baseball cap with the Q version of the Flying Squirrel logo, the worker prepares to witness the love of a rich woman.

Then, because the spicy crab smelled too good, I also ordered a copy, and planned to send out ten orders for takeaway.

The gift was picked up on a park bench.

With the help of any door that ordinary people can't see, he completed all the pickups in 10 minutes.

At 08:30, we arrived at the Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai welcomed the spicy crab and sake in his hand, and tried to make him leave after taking it.

However, with his little strength, Party B's hand holding the door didn't feel any strain.

"The client asks you to open the gift in person and give her a call."

Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue in bewilderment, and walked up to Doppo Kunikida, who was working hard, holding the gift.

Mr. Kunikida said with great disgust to him: "Don't eat such delicious food at work, and don't bother my work."

Osamu Dazai tore off the ribbon on the gift with a swish, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Ahhhh—what to do, it's a bomb!"

Seeing Kunikida with only a 3-minute countdown:? ? ?

While his partner was struggling to dismantle the bomb, Osamu Dazai skillfully picked up the phone and threw it to Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima began to chat with the crazy lady on the phone, trying to persuade her.

Party B Yunhe, who watched the whole process, called out: "Isn't this too skilled?"

Tanizaki Junichiro said in a low voice: "Ah... Well, Mr. Dazai usually only invites women who will never agree to his request to die in love. This kind of situation is still very rare."

Yunhe: "..."

Nothing to say, cow.

After Mr. Kunikida disposed of the dangerous items, he dragged Osamu Dazai cursingly to a corner and beat him up.

Edogawa Ranpo, who inherited the Spicy Crab, rarely talked to him.

"Changed to a new job?"

"The previous store closed down, and now it's delivering food."

"be careful."

"OK……"

The reminder from a detective made the honest worker a little uneasy, but the 8000 yuan in the account made him emboldened.

Anyway, after delivering the ten orders every day, I will go back to live in the house.

Very safe.

The location of the second order is in a suburb of Tokyo.

Send a document to a Mr. Gojo.

The entrusting party's request is to read the first page of the document in front of the other party.

Additional accident insurance is provided, and there will be an objective tip for successful completion.

"Kobashi Yuhito, you have been secretly sentenced to death..."

"Oh wow-"

The voice of a third person appeared in the confined space, making the eerie atmosphere even more eerie.

Gojo Satoru:?

He turned his head and saw a door that should not have appeared on the wall covered with talisman paper.

Outside the door, Party B Yunhe knocked on the door with a righteous face: "Open the door and deliver food."

Mental activities are quite rich.

Today's young people really know how to play - secret rooms, binding, placement, and role-playing.

Gee tut.