Bizarre beater

Party B Yunhe felt that there was something in the system's professional card pool, but he didn't expect it to be so wrong.

What does artificial intelligence mean?

Doesn't he deserve to be a human being?

[It is recommended to ask yourself. 】

Him: Tsk.

So what should this artificial intelligence do?

Noah or Pandora were both invented to find the factory instructions. It is difficult for a wild AI like him to find a suitable user, and he actually has to write his own career plan.

What can AI do?

Big data pushes the content that the owner likes to watch?

Party B Yunhe feels that if possible, he still does not want the user to do whatever he wants.

So he decided to be a system.

The system is considered artificial intelligence, right?

[Not counting, at least I am not. 】

But he can be.

Just find someone who is easy to deceive, and then use the skills of creation to trick the other party into believing him.

In this way, he completed the big transformation from Party B to Party A!

Although he wanted to bind his dear Mr. Tosi, he obviously couldn't play with him and was easily exposed.

But he really wants to be closer to his lover (who hasn't seen each other in the past few weeks).

So the ultimate lucky man is—the conscience of the five decays, Mr. Sigma.

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Sigma has always thought of himself as a mere mortal with no beginning.

His first impression of this world was a train ticket where he didn't know where to board and where he was going, and the wind that screamed under the scorching sun and carried sand.

All the efforts he has made since then are to be able to have his own "home".

To him, it's not funny.

Because belonging is very important to a mortal, he neither wants to take off, nor save the world, nor does he want to fall into a long sleep without gaining anything.

But at this moment, his experience is not like what a mortal should experience.

He was standing on the platform of the train station.

To be precise, standing in the wall of the platform.

From his perspective, there are three pillars surrounding it, the same as the rest of the platform.

But people always walked around the platform where he was, and occasionally didn't touch it, and made a muffled sound of hitting the wall.

He looked down and saw the ticket in his hand that should have been lost long ago, and heard the old steam whistle in his ear, as if it came from the previous world. Everything was like a dream, which made people feel at a loss and didn't know the follow-up.

When the train came and stopped right in front of him, he suddenly ran away.

The soft vines hooked his waist and swished him back.Wearing a wizard robe and a long pointed hat, he couldn't see his face clearly, but a silver-haired ticket inspector warmly shook his hand, took his ticket and said, "Student, why don't you bring any money or money?" What about bringing your own cat?"

"...I don't know what to bring." Sigma always felt that he was about to confront the silver-haired ptsd, and he didn't think he was a serious person in front of him, so he took the opportunity to say, "If this is the case, then I won't go up."

"What's the matter with you kid? Go to Huo... The quota to go to the villain training academy is very rare! Only children with outstanding talents can get this ticket to the academy." The ticket inspector poked him on the shoulder, considerate and enthusiastic Said, "It's just a cat, I can lend you mine temporarily and return it to me after you graduate."

Sigma repeatedly denied: "You may have misunderstood the person. I am neither talented nor outstanding. I don't know why this ticket appeared in my hands."

The ticket inspector took out a little white cat with golden pupils from the carriage, and stuffed it into his arms without hesitation: "I won't mistake anyone, look at your hair color, there is another cat in the world." Does anyone have this all-natural hair color?"

he:"……"

After the silver-haired ticket inspector shoved the cat to him, as if he had completed some task, he pulled him vigorously and threw him into the train: "It's not wrong, let me go in!"

Sigma, who fell on the carpeted floor of the carriage, was horrified to see that the ticket inspector only had the mouth and the bridge of the nose, and there was nothing between the hat and the bangs.

After two weird laughs, the conductor disappeared from his sight, and the train started to move.

With nowhere to escape, he got up with the cat in his arms, and sat down at the table helplessly.

The scene outside the window is the pyramid for a while, the Eiffel Tower for a while, Mount Fuji for a while, and unknown flower fields, deserts, lakes and snowfields.

It's like sitting in some space-time shuttle.

Of course, it is also possible that the existence that created this dream was too lazy to think about directly posting the map.

Yes, dreamland.

Because his ability didn't work just now, the delicacies that suddenly appeared on the table were still worn out.

It's very poorly made.

The only thing that can be called exquisite and realistic is probably the cat he put on the table.

The fur is smooth, the eyes are agile, and the movements are quick, as if it is a self-thinking existence.

Party B Yunhe attached to the created white cat: "Meow meow?"

It's not that he hasn't considered other animals, but his favorite crane will be worn out as soon as he takes it out. He is similar to others, so it's better to choose a cat that everyone will like.

But Sigma didn't seem to like it very much, and forced was written all over his face.

"It would be great if I could get that ticket back." The young man who was not interested in the experience of magical surprises sighed, and was about to lie on his stomach for a while, when the train suddenly arrived at the station.

Suddenly, many people with blurred faces appeared in the carriage, and they dragged him out of the carriage.

The kitten, not much bigger than his fist, squatted on his shoulder, waving its claws proudly to point the way forward.

Because there are air walls everywhere, after bumping into it a few times, he learned to behave, followed the cat's guidance, and walked all the way to a hall.

An old man with a thick white beard picked up a hat and put it on his head.

The hat yelled: "The villain counterattacks the branch!"

Thunderous applause erupted in the hall.

Sigma: "...almost there."

Party B, Yunhe, felt that the scene animations that he had rushed to work with programming had not been fully respected, and he was not very happy, but when he thought that he was now the system and Party A, he became happy again.Learn to speak in other people's minds like the system.

[Congratulations on binding the "Villain Counterattack System". I am 007, please give me your advice. 】

He used to think that this thing was very profound and hidden dangers.

And now I find that it feels similar to making a phone call.

What he wanted to say was encrypted through a data program, and then received by a specific person's brain.Because it is now in the AI ​​state, the processing speed is extremely fast, and it can basically achieve the usual "expression before thinking".

Analyzing other people's emotions and thoughts also uses specialized algorithmic programs.

But if others don't think about the content related to him, his retrieval program can't be started, and he can only analyze emotions.

Probably some interference directive like "Privacy Protection Regulation".

Writing various things with data in a novel way, Party B Yunhe suddenly heard Sigma say: "Unsubscribe."

[Unsubscription is not supported yet, dear. 】

Sigma: "Then unbind."

[I'm very sorry, we don't provide unbundling before graduation. 】

Sigma: "..."

Tired, destroy it, right now.

By the way, Party B, Yunhe, also copied the panel that the system gave him, and also made one for Sigma.

[Character information:

Name: Sigma (Σ)

Birthday: Unknown (this means you can choose any date you like as your birthday)

Height: 177cm (a perfect height!)

Weight: 62kg (a decent weight)

Occupation: One of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man, courier Mengxin

Age: 4 years old (you look pretty precocious for a human)

Strength: 50 (probably able to defeat a goose, if you are more daring, you may also be able to do assassination)

Dexterity: 150 (three times the strength! A real assassin should be like this! ps: Although it may be because you have been running for your life all year round)

Perception: 100 (easier to spot danger from surroundings)

hp: 999/999 (the vitality is more tenacious)

Skills: photographic memory (a must-have skill for the protagonist), information exchange (when you touch someone, you can exchange the 'message the other party wants to get from you' and 'the message you want to get from the other party')

Props: Magic sack (you can appear near the recipient when you get into the sack)

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In order to make herself appear more harmless and cute, Yunhe used more brackets and complaints.

But the effect seems not very ideal.

Sigma's idea is that "this system talks a lot, and it's a bit outrageous".

Party B Yunhe felt that this would not work, and it would not be conducive to the establishment of a harmonious system and host relationship between him and Sigma, so he released the task.

[Main task: Become a villain who shocked the world (criminal value progress: 103/10000), cleanse yourself (progress: 35/100)]

[Sub-quest: Obtain the approval of the villain (progress: 2/1000)]

[Daily task: Accumulate 10 crime points. 】

Sigma: "What's the daily quest failure penalty?"

[Randomly select one of your nightmares to come true. 】

The villain, who was only four years old, was silent. After learning that accumulating evil points only required him to act according to the arrangement of the boss (since Fudi Yingchi died, Tosi became their boss), and he could easily accumulate them. Let go of my heart.

The screen in front of me was completely shattered.

Sigma reappeared in the familiar express warehouse.

His task today is to deliver a courier to one of Fitzgerald's secretaries, and learn about Fitzgerald's whereabouts from the other party.

This is indeed a very daily task for him.

He let out a long sigh of relief, put the unknown system behind his head for the time being, put the cat on his back, and got into the sack with the courier in his arms.

When he came out, he was helped by someone.

Sigma subconsciously said, "Thank you..."

Seeing his sudden pale face, Osamu Dazai smiled slightly.

[Issuing a temporary task: There is a righteous person in front of you, please punch him hard immediately! 】